#man looks like a kid wearing his dads suit 😭

[trippinsorrows]

ltye: the announcement

authors: inspired by several asks and convos with ya'll about these dream children of roman and solana. 😭

warnings: none

words: 2.3k

*photos found on twitter*

tags: @sayyestoheav3nn @cyberdejos2 @lov3rla03 @annfg8 @jayjayem1999

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“Our house used to be quiet, ya know.”

Solana rolls her eyes as she sets the timer on the oven for the homemade chocolate chip cookies she’s had a craving for all morning. Just one of the three trays she’ll have baked when all is said and done.

Her family has a big appetite. Especially the boys.

Wiping her hands on her apron, she pokes a little fun, “that was before the children, my love.”

“And the dogs,” he scoffs, mind briefly wandering to Dulce. Two years later, he still finds himself waiting for her to walk her lazy self into his office and plop down in her bed for a nap or to roll onto her back for a stomach rub. Her passing is still something that gets to him from time to time.

Solana's giggles pull him from his brief recollection as she removes said apron and walks over to him. Hands on her chest, she looks up, asking, “you ready?”

Roman sighs. Not necessarily. He knows this is about to be a shitshow, but it's also something they can’t put off any longer. “Let’s get this shit over with.” He takes her hand in his, walking them towards the living room, stopping near the staircase. “Kids! Family meeting!” As expected, a chorus of protests sound from up the stairs. Another heavy sigh, followed by a much firmer, “now!” 

An almost immediate wind of silence as husband and wife journey into the living room, standing near the 80inch flat screen TV. Roman isn’t surprised to find that Aroha is the first to arrive, skipping into the living room wearing that ballerina costume she seems borderline obsessed with. Tutu and all. Also, not surprising, is the fact that Coco has tagged along with her, settling into the bed in the living room. 

“Look, mommy! I’m a princess!” Aroha spins around, making Roman crack a smile. While her infatuation with wanting to wear costumes all the time can be a challenge, especially when it’s time for school and she has to wear her uniform, her softness reminds him a lot of Leya and Solana. She’s taken after their personalities.

“You’re a beautiful princess, mija.” Solana compliments, accepting the hug and pressing a kiss to her cheek. They share a short conversation in Spanish before she’s over by him, reaching to be picked up. He easily obliges, smile widening when she kisses his cheek and lays her head on his shoulder.

Lina and Leya are next to arrive. Lina is clearly gym bound, given her matching workout set that Roman is about to comment on when she asks, “daddy, can I use the big gym tonight? I need to lift.”

The big gym would be the separate mother-in-law suite that Roman had turned into a gym when Lina and Tama started expressing increasing interest in fitness and working out. So much so that Roman found his initial gym that was built in the main building no longer serving its purpose.

Thus, the renovation. And again, having seen what Lina wears to train from time to time, he’d rather her only see their property and nothing beyond it. 

“Sure.” It’s an easy, agreeable thing.

Lina fist pumps the air. Roman then notices that Leya has come with her sketchbook tucked under her arm. He watches how she sits on the sofa, legs crossed before she pulls it out to continue whatever her latest creation is.

So much like Solana. 

Tamasā, Tama, is the next to come down the steps, a huge jump allowing him to bypass the last three. He directs his attention to Roman, “dad, can Lina and I use—”

“Already asked him,” she cuts him off, texting away on her phone that her eyes are glued to. Roman scoffs a bit. She better not be talking to that grown man looking lil boy. “You’re late. As always.”

Tama sucks his teeth, muttering, “man, whatever.” He walks over to Solana, giving her a hug that he has to lean over for. At freshly turned 15, he’s almost the same height as his dad. “Hey, mama.”

“Hi, baby.” She kisses his cheek as their oldest son falls down on the other sofa, also pulling out his phone.

“Boys!” Solana calls, giving Roman that ‘of course, they’re the last to come’ look. It’s not surprising. Roman is certain them boys have ADHD or something. They’re always on the move. “Come on!”

“Mom!” Koa calls down with an almost whine. “I’m about to beat the wizard!”

Roman walks over, still holding his baby girl and easily calls up the steps, “Imma beat you, that wizard, and your brother if ya’ll don’t get down here now.”

The Tribal Chief already knows his second set of twins are gaming together, from their separate rooms, using that online play feature shit. There’s grumbled protests and stomping as the 10 year olds finally make their appearance, pouting and scowling. 

“Fix your faces,” Roman warns as they begrudgingly walk into the living room and opt to sit on the floor. He’s about to say something when they pull out those handheld gaming systems, but Solana beats him to it.

She speaks in Spanish, the boys responding back in Spanish before putting the devices on the floor next to them. 

With everyone settled, Roman carries Aroha over to the sofa so she can sit next to Leya. Leya offers a warm smile to her little sister, sharing the art with her. Even with the age difference, they’re close. Roman gets it. The two of them are so much like Solana, having taken so much after her. In all of the good ways.

“Wait.” Tama suddenly sits up, excitement painting his face. “Is this about my car?” He smiles, and Roman almost feels like he’s looking at himself many years ago. Like the girls have taken after Solana, Tama has definitely taken after him in looks. The spitting image of himself when he was a teenager. “Am I getting—”

“I’m not getting you an Aston Martin,” Roman shuts that down real fast, unsurprised when his son scowls. Again, his twin.

“But Lina and Leya—”

“Didn’t crash a car before they even got their damn license,” he shoots back, easily. Tama can be….distracted at times, hence him crashing Roman’s Bugatti when learning how to drive. One of Roman’s favorite cars. 

Aroha then decides to ask in the sweetest voice. “Daddy, can I get a pony?”

“No, baby, you cannot get a pony.” Animals. His youngest is also on this animal fixation as of recent. She almost threw a fit just the other day when he refused to stop for the ‘little baby’ she saw on the side of the road when he was bringing her to gymnastics practice.

Possum. 

The little baby was a fucking possum.

Of course, his younger sons seem to see an opportunity to get their request in since Aroha’s was denied. With perfect synchronization, they start off with their application.  “Can we get a—”

But, Roman is already three steps ahead. “I’m not getting ya’ll no damn lizards.”

Koa and Kai have wanted reptiles for a while. And they’re gonna keep wanting them, at least until they’re grown and out of the house. Dogs, Roman can get with. Anything else is a hell no. Especially some damn lizards. 

Kai, the more crafty of the two, is the one to object. “But, dad, they’re bearded dragons!”

“Dragons?!” Aroha’s gaze shifts into horror as she buries herself into Leya’s side. “I don’t like dragons.”

“Baby, dragons aren’t real,” Solana comforts, offering a warm smile. 

“Would ya’ll stop scaring your sister?” Roman pinches the bridge of his nose. This is going exactly as he expected, except they haven’t even dropped the news onto them yet. “Now look, this meeting isn’t about any of ya’ll getting anything. You get things all the time anyway. That’s why the house looks the way it does.”

Roman has a low tolerance for most things. Granted, there’s always an exception for his kids, even on days like this where they are clearly on one. So while he has denied the requests thus far, it’s more often than not he has packages arriving daily. Either things the kids have suckered out of him, things Lina and Leya have ordered, Solana even. Not to mention Koa and Kai who somehow have a damn Amazon account of their own.

He’s still trying to figure that out, though something tells him Tama had something to do with it. 

But as a result of the constant arrivals and items being purchased, the house being filled with stuff, it’s always clean. Solana likes keeping a tidy home, and the kids are good with their chores. Usually. But still, Kai and Koa practically have a gaming and tech set-up in their rooms that could make even the Geek Squad jealous.

Tama has every pair of Jordan’s to ever exist. Lina too. Each having their own rooms just for their shoes.

Leya’s room is a damn art gallery with her often painting and designing her walls every couple weeks. 

And Aroha’s bedroom is more or less a playroom. The girl has dolls everywhere. 

The kids are all spoiled rotten, but they’re still respectful. And that’s all Roman cares about.

“Your dad and I—Well, we have something to share with you all.”

At that, the younger kids have returned back to their previous headspace of receiving. “Are we going to Disney?!”

Yes, they are going to Disney. Roman willing to sacrifice his mental wellbeing for a few days to make the kids happy. It’s been a couple years since they last went, and they’ve been wanting to go, so Solana and him have been working on that behind the scenes. But, it’s a surprise, so he’s not about to confirm as such. 

“No. We’re not going to Disney.”

Lina chuckles, still texting on her phone as she jokes. “What then? Are you guys pregnant again or something?” At that, she looks up, sharing a small laugh with Leya and Tama. However, that laughter is quickly cut short when neither Solana nor Roman offer any sort of disagreement. 

Or deny it.

Lina’s jaw drops. “Wait…..” She looks over at her mom. “Mami? Is it true?” She speaks in Spanish, Roman not needing to speak the language to understand what’s being asked. She snaps her head to Leya who’s looking over at Roman. 

“Dad?”

A deep breath followed by a shared look with Solana who gives him the non-verbal go ahead. Time to rip the bandaid off.

Roman doesn’t hesitate or stutter as he announces, “your mom and I are having another baby.”

And thus it begins. In less than seconds after it leaves his mouth, the group erupts with various expressions of shock and borderline panic.

“How does this keep happening?”

“Why does this keep happening?”

“Where is it gonna sleep?”

“Can I go live with Aunt Naomi and Uncle Jimmy?”

“Is that all you and mama do?”

“Alexa, how do I get adopted?”

Roman lets them get it all out before his loud voice silences the room. “Alright, that’s enough.” Temporary silence. That’s all.

Koa crosses his arms over his body, scowling. “Where do these babies keep coming from?”

“The baby fairy!” Aroha answers with the happiest expression, like she’s just shared this great big secret with everyone that will make everything all better and solve world hunger. “The baby fairy puts lots and lots of babies in mommy’s tummy, and then they come out her vagina.”

That last portion makes all of the boys turn up their nose in disgust. Kai being the one to shout, “that’s nasty!”

“You’re nasty!” 

“Naw, mom and dad are the nasty ones to keep making all these kids.” Tama sucks his teeth, adding on almost desperately. “Aren’t ya’ll kind of old to keep doing this?”

Aroha jumps off the sofa, pouting and defending. “Daddy’s old, but he’s not that old! He’s baby santa old.”

Roman looks over at his wife with all of the confusion only to her covering her mouth and looking away, clearly trying to hide her smile.

“I’m not old,” he defends. 

Lina rolls her eyes. “Dad, come on. You get more gray in your beard every day.”

“Yeah, well, if ya’ll kids would stop stressing me out—”

“So then why’d you make more?” Tama mutters it to himself, but it’s still loud enough for his father to overhear. One sharp look from Roman making him cough awkwardly as he focuses on his latest kicks.

Solana clears her throat, redirecting all the attention onto herself. “I know—I know this is a lot to take in, and it’ll be an adjustment for everyone, but it’ll be fine.”

“I really think we should talk again about me, Leya, and Tama getting our own pl—”

“That’s not happening.” Roman shuts that shit down so fast, once again reiterating his main point every time this is brought up. “I’m not getting ya’ll a penthouse. This is your house. You’ll stay here.”

“With all these kids?” Lina pouts and gestures to the younger kids who are somehow now arguing over the existence of dragons and princesses. “This is torture in some countries.”

Leya smiles, asking gently, “how far along are you, mama?” 

Solana’s smile is soft as she answers, hand resting on her stomach. “6 weeks.”

Tama gives a smile as well, rubbing his hands together. “Bet it’s another boy.”

At that, the twins roll their eyes, Leya poking fun, “no way. Another girl.”

“Wanna bet?”

As the teens start placing wagers on the sex of the baby and the younger kids continue their passionate debate, Solana hugs her husband, eyes closing when he kisses the top of her head. His hand on her belly, content and pleased.

However, the timer on the oven going off seems to be the thing that breaks all conversation, Tama asking, "mama, you baking?"

Solana smiles, leaning into Roman's chest. "Chocolate chip--"

She can barely finish her statement as all of the kids, Coco too, are suddenly rushing out of the living room and into the kitchen, now arguing about who gets dibs on the first set.

"Oldest first!"

"No way! Guys first!"

"You guys always get first!"

"Cause you two always eat them all!"

"Mommy! Daddy!"

Solana giggles into Roman who's only sighing again, index and middle finger pressed against his temple.

"Maybe we should hear them out on the penthouse idea."

"Roman!"

[cider-est]

The full lineup is almost done!! (just needs some touch ups and a Chunsik design👍) FEEDBACK IS GREATLY APRECIATED!!

Design process under here (whole lot of yapping)

General thoughts: Ive given them in my previous design sheet (you can find it in my blog)(tldr: designs match characters but still childish, 8-12 years old). Only thing different here, is that these eggs were eggs who I had less of a clear idea of what I wanted to do with them (though I still really liked where I ended up!!)

Empanada: Didnt want to go for the full sweet lolita route, mostly because I thought it'd take away the "little kidness" of it all, but something that still resembles the aesthetic. She's wearing "carneirinhos" (idk the name in english) which is very cute little girl to me, and shes also a demon! Her tail resembles a frying pan!! Though I might change her fringe (it was supposed to be baby hairs but now that I think about it, her type of hair probably wouldnt have them) and put some argyle pattern in her sweater vest. I just forgor💀 to do that...I also wish I had made her shorter, but unfortunetely I drew this before the eggs did the height check (YES ITS BEEN THAT LONG).

Sunny: My beautiful baby girl. She means the world to me. I love this minecraft egg with all my heart. Shes wearing Light up sketchers and some fairy wings like Pomme, and shes actually wearing a swimsuit, she just put a tutu over it. The diamonds they're always holding are rings, they have a "terere" in their hair (idk name in english😭😭) and the beads were inspired by an artist on twt (@\BLUETOMATOSODA). Also if you are wondering why her hair looks like tentacles, its because I had originally made it puffy, but changed my mind after doing the lineart, so i had to get creative with me covering it up. Just pretend she has a fan, shes a star after all!

Pepito: Basically, he is very smoll. Chiquito even. He has strawberry hair and MASSIVE glasses that take up his entire face. Hes wearing a swimsuit aswell (dont ask how it works idk either), and has floaties since he cant swim. Hes got crocs, since flip flops hurt his toes, with a spider man charm on them! Also hes got a sunhat, mostly cause I wanted some other accessorie but didnt want to go with gas mask since it'd kinda kill the whole swimming vibe (since his model is wearing a swimsuit). sorry if its not too accurate to his character. Side note: Him, Em and Sunny all have freckles! Him and Sunny all over their bodies while Em just has on her cheeks.

Leo: Cute sporty vibe, love her shorty spiky hair. Wanted to try to make her face spiky aswell, for the whole shark dad thing. Shes got a necklace with a shark tooth (I guess she got it from Foolish??). He changes tshirts randomly, and opens and closes his attack on titan hoodie depending on the tshirt's expression (basically my version of Leo changing her player heads constantly). His trainers have dragon wings and also: whealies!!

Dapper: Im gonna be honest: did not expect to like his design THIS much. The colouring really elevated, with the long blue hair (the same colour as the ghosties!). Wanted to make them, y'know, dapper, so I had to sacrifice some of the "little kid vibes" unfortunetely, but I think it fits her still. The hat has part of the helmet that they used to wear a lot, demon horn to match Pomme, and a suit that is VERY inspired by Death the Kid from Soul Eater (very fitting for a reaper in training imo). Might be my favourite design!

Ramon: Jesus fuck you'd think designing your fav egg would be easy BUT NO. I struggled long and hard. Again, he doesnt have that much "little kid" vibe whatever man😭😭 Im just happy that I even managed to make SOMETHING. Hes got Create googles, his meathead is a massive hat that completely hides his hair. Very simple, very Ramon, though I will probably end up making a version with an ugly sweater just like he likes instead😔. I still like it but. man...

ANYWAYS IF YOU READ ALL THAT MWAH, YOURE A REAL ONE, THANKS FOR ENTERTAINING MY THOUGHTS🫶🫶🫶

[zabala0z]

I’m very scared to watch the next episodes. Anyways hi, it’s me, your friendly neighborhood host. I got a lot of thoughts and I’m dying here 😭

MAG 72: Takeaway

Another meat thing oh god. Like I physically grimaced when Goodall had his Achilles heel cut like genuinely that’s one of my fears. Also another direct connection to like Christianity and meat. Or like kinda because in Rations I think, that guy made a prayer that was originally a Christian prayer I believe but altered it to put meat in. ALSO, Haan killed his wife but apparently she had self-inflicted wounds as well. I’m thinking this is maybe cult or some kind of like sacrificial thing going on. Maybe the wife wanted to die.

We also have Haans nephew who appeared in “Killing Floor”. He had his own meat sort of story. Guess it runs in the family 💀

MAG 73: Police Lights

I feel like Maxwell Rayner is not dead simply because it’s not the most implausible thing considering Michael Crew pops up in a couple episodes after jumping out a window. But who knows maybe Rayner is truly gone (I am betting not) also Natalie was there which definitely made me feel a little sad. I always feel a lot in terms of cults. I’m trying to figure out what Rayner and like the cult was planning on doing to the kid. Maybe kill him? But I feel like that’s too basic, they were probably doing something else. The fog seemed to hurt when it hit that one police guy like it burned him. Came out of that dusty old man’s mouth after all.

Also Basira quitting? Queen shit. I cannot blame her.

MAG 74: Fatigue

Oh yeah this is good. Something about the disjointed events really adds to the sleep deprived perspective I love it. Also MICHAEL. What is Michael I swear to god. Every appearance of this weirdo makes me more and more confused. What does he get out of this? Is it just for fun? He didn’t seem to benefit at all, like he even told Lydia she looked terrible 💀

It was said he was making spirals out of grass blades. What is with this creature and spirals, like that corridor was trippy too. I’m wondering if spirals are fractals. Lydia was drawing them for some reason. Similar to Evo’s dad in Burned Out.

And I KNEW Sasha was going through the tunnels. Like duh. I think she was the one who screwed up the quality because multiple times have electronics have been screwed around like tape recorder and the computer. I have no idea who that man is though.

MAG 75: A Long Way Down

This statement takes place after Michael jumps out the window. I guess he changed a lot. And he got some drip because why is he wearing a full suit?? I can’t tell if he actually contributed to Grants disappearance because maybe he was doing something else y’all 😭 (I’m in denial.) I am wondering what his little spell did back in Literary Heights. Did he like- bind himself with the lightning thing? I don’t know how that would work. He did say “I am yours” so did he like..sell his soul. That’s what I’m thinking.

Feeling really bad for grant. I don’t have a major fear of heights but the way the situation is described, I’d develop one.

MAG 76: The Smell of Blood

Wooo Melanie King! First time a character gave two statements which is cool. I’m wondering what kind of meme she ended up. Someone draw that.

Not much to say about this episode but oh my god I’m so happy someone noticed Sasha. I’ve been waiting for this moment for so long. I miss Sasha dude 😭

One thing I’m curious about is like…what is going to be the ending. Because right now, the institute, or technically Jon, has so many probable enemies right now. Like you got the Church of yada yada, the circus, Fake Sasha, all those diseased people, Michael, the Lukas family, etc. Who is going to drop the other shoe? Because right now, they all have the other shoe istg.

[badkitty3000]

How does Five feel about Claire and Stanley

It is funny how there is literally no interaction between Five and Stanley. It really would have made a good, funny bit for those two to have some banter. Stan doesn't know Five is actually an old man, he probably just thinks he's another kid like himself. Unless Lila tipped him off, but I highly doubt that. It would have been hilarious to have Stan try and buddy up to Five, or rip on him for his clothing choices, only to have Five look him up and down like he's a disgusting bug and just absolutely destroy him with some snarky comeback. Then just look at Diego like "Your kid is a fucking idiot" and saunter away. But, since we didn't get that, I can only imagine that, again, Five doesn't really think much about him. To Five, he's just some annoying kid that showed up with Lila, and yeah he may be his nephew that he didn't know he had, but at the time there were much bigger things to worry about. I imagine he was just watching Stan from a distance, shaking his head at how annoying he was being, but also smiling to himself watching Diego try and be a dad. I'm sure if Stan had lived longer, Five would have eventually tried to get to know him. Especially if it was never revealed that he wasn't actually Diego's son. He would love to get to know his nephew under different circumstances. But, unfortunately, he never got that chance. Poor Stanley! Gone too soon 😭

Claire, on the other hand, is different. Five has known about her existence the entire time he was gone and had probably seen pictures of her if he'd gotten his hands on any celebrity magazines featuring Allison. We know he tells Allison he wanted to meet her, so I can only imagine he already has a soft spot for his niece. I am really looking forward to the new season with Claire getting to be a part of the story and interacting with her uncles/aunt (maybe aunts if Sloane returns?). Thanks to those photos that have been popping up, we know she at least interacts with Klaus, so I am hoping she gets some screen time with all of them, especially Five. I would love to see him being the doting uncle to her and Diego and Lila's daughter. He would be so cute, acting all grumpy to everyone but being a total sucker for his nieces. I could see him spoiling them all the time, buying them toys and gifts and taking them on cute little outings like to the zoo or to get ice cream. They would be the only ones that could really get the grouchy old man to smile or laugh, and he'd let them hold his hand when they went out in public. Just picture little Claire grabbing onto his hand before skipping across the street with him in tow, and Five not being able to suppress the giant smile on his face as he feels her small hand in his. 😭😭🥹🥹

Claire is obviously older in season 4. I'm sure someone has done the math, but I'm not going to to take the time to do it, so I'm just going to go with she is a tween/young teen. So, maybe she's a little too cool for Uncle Five to buy her teddy bears or take her to Legoland [side note: yes, Reggie left Legoland intact in his new world because he secretly loves Legos and has a whole basement filled with his creations! j/k I just made that up right now, I actually don't think that but it would be funny!], but she still has a special spot in her heart for him because she's one of the few that knows he's a big softy underneath his gruff suit-wearing exterior. And Five would absolutely love knowing he made her happy.

In short: Five on Stanley: not much to say. He didn't stick around along enough make an impression. Five on Claire: an absolute delight. A beam of sunshine in his dreary, messed up world. 🥰

[pettyshippen]

This Just In, We’re Back to Libertys Kids While Higher Than Ben Franklins Kite

New York New York

Gotta be one of my favorites because of how smooth that guy was

Why isn’t this the national anthem? I want someone singing this before every football game

American history but make it so sugarcoated that everyone gets diabetes

Mom I like your friends house

Black Dick, your telescope sir

James that collar looks great, stop whining and be the queen you are

James is like fuck she’s conservative af too

Omg that cute yankee soldiers looking at me ☺️

I’m just gonna get out if this march to try an get some

James should have started cackling after her ‘I’m English’ comment. It would make Udneys comeback way smoother.

“I give you my strong arm for your protection” “BRO WTF GET BACK IN LINE”

Almost got it Udney.

“Can I come?” “NO”

Strategy is important

“This is a PAID internship” “Ok hell ya”

“What do they know about running a country?” Mrs. Radcliffe spitting facts.

Whot are you doin in ma swamp?

They really let Henri get snatched like that 

“Because they can’t fly” Damn

“General Howe is welcome to him” DAMN

Henri wtf

Henri blew up the Sept, not Cersei

“I found Ugly and he told me what happened.”

Welp, the British have New York

Black Dick took Manhatten.

One Life To Lose

Ah yes, this was when they saw a nice man get hanged for creepin’

I feel like the sound of his neck snapping and the sight of his limp body would make Sarah faint if they were ballsy enough to include that

Wow these dudes were fat

And the proof is in the pudding

Oy the drunkin sailor be back

Sarah is so bored

The Brits are stealing American men

The old man was like “Get tf out of here”

Nathan cuts in so randomly it does not feel natural.

She did the full curtsy for him

Mr. Hale so hot he’s got all the girls curtsying.

Nathan, why are you telling them all this?

Sarah is totally flirting with him.

So wait, Admiral Howe and General Howe are different people

God damn it how did I not know this

They’re spying on a spy. The irony

Nathan WTF

Don’t tell me this is actually how he got caught is it

There come these three stooges

I think James has been kidnapped way more than Sarah could ever be despite her damsel in distress demeanor

Nathan is ballsy af

James said I’m staying

Sarah said I’m gonna hitchhike.

Here it comes ya’ll

“He’s actually quite gracious and cultured when you get to know him.” Ok Jane Austin.

And now they’re Hillips shippers

“So, when is the big day?” And then it transitions to them years later at the alter, Sarah wearing a nice green dress with gold butterflies and a veil and James in a nice blue suit with a hat, and you hear the priest say ‘I pronounce thee Man and Wife.’

“Anyways, Nathan’s hangin out with the redcoats today.”

These men are so burning in hell for how they treated these people

They wouldn’t even draw in a noose

The sight of Nathan at the gallows causing Sarah to cling to James’ arm tho

Alright James time to write this article

Captain Molly

Ok but an episode where Henri accidentally joins a mafia

THE JAM STAYS

Ben be going on another cruise

Sarah’s insulted Washington won’t let her come

And here comes Molly

Henri giving off autistic vibes here

Rosemary, that is French silk you crotch goblin

Damn Molly

“Sarah, she’s English!”

“I don’t ask permission to do nothin’!” Sarah, let those words inspire your character.

Dad Moses mode activated

James got passionate there

You can forget about those eight to ten kids Molly

Well Sarah now you’re seeing a lil bit about why King George is evil

They brought in tHe bagpipes for their funerals.

I’m surprised the redcoats didn’t hold all those women and children hostage.

James is so happy Sarah’s alive

Molly was another woman school didn’t teach me about.

American Crisis

Henri has a soldiers spirit

Moses you’re too calm about Henri running away

Traveling by ship must have been mentally trying for everyone.

These dudes are not ok

Henri 😭

When a little French boy smelling of onions sneaks into your camp in a barrel.

Thomas Paine is back 🩷

Writers block is a bitch

Do you think Paine would like the movie Soul

“We’re walking to Philadelphia.”

Omg Moses no

A printing press is large enough to bone on. Just saying.

Tom said “I will beat yo ass in with this log.”

Imagine putting all those letters together by hand

“Hold your breeches”

[goofyjelly]

im watching the first episode of Lois and Clark

I. AM. INSANE.

I AM CRAZY. I NEED TO BE LOCKED UP THROW AWAY THE KEY.

I AM A MENACE AND MUST BE STOPPED.

I. NEED. HELP. SEVERELY.

"Lois is... well, she's complicated, Domineering, uncompromising, pigheaded... brilliant, ... And we're not really going out, it's 'business'."

NO!

I CANT HIDE FOREVER, DAD!

WHY DOES HE HAVE HAIR OH MY GOD??!?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH CLARK NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU ARE GOING TO GET YOURSELF DISSECTED IN A LAB

SOMEONE SHAVE THIS MAN'S HEAD; NOT MY LEX UNLESS HE'S BALD

CLARK HOW ARE YOU ALREADY JEALOUS?! YOUVE KNOWN HER FOR A TOTAL OF ONE DAY.

"what, this close?" IM SCREAMING

YES LEX LUTHOR , MEET OUR BOY, CLARK KENT (hes from Smallville ✨✨✨)

Also Jimmy is here and he's wonderful. but I am , sadly, normal about him.

SPACE STATION LUTHO- HOW IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK DID HE GET HOLOGRAMS THAT GOOD, THIS IS THE 90s?!?

OH SHIT SNAKE! LOOK OUT BOY THERES A SNAKE

is this the tragic event that makes him bald 💀 (I'm kidding)

Oh shit nevermind. he just intimidated that snake. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OMG HE ORGANIZED AN AWARENESS TEST WITH A SNAKE I CANT BREATHE OMFG-

Clark is on the move ✨✨✨ (Lois has been doing all the work.)

PFFF THE WAY HE JUMPED IN THAT MANHOLE-

HE SAVED THE DAY!!!!

"Hey CK!" Jimmy 🥺

Kat you need to STOP!! THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT IN THE WORKPLACE PLEASE- SOMEONE REPORT HER

"I hope you didn't make dinner plans"

"I am all yours~" 🥰����

Luthor please shave your head I can't take you seriously with hair- PLEASE GIRL, HES NOT THAT HOT?! HES NOT HOT LIKE EVEN A LITTLE?!?! WHY ARE YOU HERE?!

Awww they're gonna eat together

THE GLOBE- omfg it's the same way they show you were a plane is going-

HE WENT ALL THE WAY TO CHINA FOR CHINESE FOOD FOR LOIS IM GOING FERAL

"You are a strange one, Clark Kent"

"am I?"

IM GOING FERAL IM GOING TO BITE SOMEONE-

he wanted to go in first to protect her 🥺😭

oh SHIT the man is dead. THE LUTHORS FUCKING KILLED HIM JESUS CHRIST

YES CLARK GET HIS ASS- FUCK OFF, OFFICER

PFFFFF WHY DID WE CUT TO CLARK IN A TOWEL 💀💀💀

OOOOOP HES ASKING HIS MOM TO MAKE THE SUPER SUIT OMG OMFG OMG

HOLY SHIT HES GONNA ANSWER THE DOOR IN A TOWEL IN SO INSANE IM SO NORMAL IM SO NORMAL LOIS WHY DID YOU SAY THAT OMG

damn she's judging him 💀💀

well yea his apartment is shit, he visits home like everyday.

"you eat like an eight year old and you look like mr hard body"

plot is happening, and, (despite what it may look like) I AM paying attention. Luthor wanted to run the space station 😤 that's why he sabotaged it.

Hi Jimmy 🥰✨💫

AAAAAAAAAA IM SO INSANE AAAAAAAAA DEAN CAIN WHAAAAAAAAAT

LOIS WTF YOU HAVE A DINNER DATE W LUTHOR TODAY?!

Lois is here on BUSINESS, OKAY LEX? SHE DOESNT CARE ABOUT YOUR WINE OKAY-

Luthor you are not hot, PLEASE DUDE YOU ARE NOT THAT GUY. LIKE YOU ARENT THAT GUY-

"Character assessment" is his talent- HES GIVING A VILLAIN SPEECH EPISODE ONE TO LOIS LANE

Way to lay it all out on the table jeez louise

DAMN SHE JUST TURNED DOWN SLEEPING WITH LEX LUTHOR HELL YEA, GET IT GIRL

GIRLS GET IT DONE!!!

Clark why are you spying 🤨🤨🤨 CLARK YOU ARE FLYING OUTSIDE HER WINDOW PLEASE-

PFFFFF JIMMY, LOIS, AND CLARK JUST STANDING THERE IN FRONT OF MR WHITE 💀 THE GANGS ALL HERE SPITTING INSANE THEORIES

Im loving the guy who plays Perry White, he's doing great

THE WAY THAT JIMMY SAID "where you going? I'm coming tooooooo" he's so.

oop my phone's gonna die.

oh well.

"Lois this is so cool :D" never change, jimmy

LEX WHAT ARE YOU WEARING- IM SORRY I THINK ITS A GOOD SHIRT BUT YOURE TALKING ABOUT WHAT IT TAKES TO BE SUCCESSFUL IN BUSINESS AS YOU WEAR THAT

Alright phone's on 1% gotta scram

[thesevenwondersofawitch]

The Brothers Sun e2

Charles is wearing a cat apron that says it's a Purrfect day while he's casually chopping up a body😂

Division of labor😂

Bruce is honestly so relatable

I love how Charles is just like, it's only 7am, there's time for you to be involved in this😂

Charles struggling to zip the overstuffed suitcase meanwhile Bruce is having an existential crisis 😂

Bruce, whining: "I don't understand why this is happening. Why are you here."

Charles: "I'm here to protect mom."

Bruce: "Why does Mom need protecting? She's just a nurse."

Bruce's friend who brought them all breakfast, walking into a literal murder scene but all chill and happy to help, saluting Charles.

Charles, done with this shit: "Why the fuck are you saluting?"

Flexing muscles:"Cuz you're the fucking man. Sir."

Awww, Charles is in love with Churros 😂

Awww, Michelle's character looks so stressed🥺

I love that she got a reliable place to dispose of the body from an aunt's grandma😂

She really has a priority straight with saying that Bruce can't go dispose of the body because he has a very important test if you want Bruce is just like I am in no way in any shape or form in a condition to take this test 😂

Michelle's character: "Baby, get in condition."

The way the two are talking about Bruce being soft right in front of him😂

Bruce eating a Churro watching his mom and brother arguing in another language like it's a soap opera 😂 the way he only catches some of what they're saying 😭😂

Charles thinks he's in control but his Mama's like: nah, I'm the mother I'm the one in charge 😂

Charles can't win, he's being forced to get rid of a body AND drop off his brother at school 😂

"I could protect the family. As a doctor. You guys must need bulk orders of antibiotics or, or painkillers?" 😂

Charles is so done, especially with how Bruce was like, 'I'm a rebel.'

Bruce works for Lyft, not FedEx 😂

Oh god, Bruce is such a mood 😂

"hi, my mom sent me" mood

I thought Bruce got a dog for a sec😂

Damn the body's get eaten by the animals?👀

I do not trust this guy, especially because he just called someone to tell them about Charles

Bruce is literally me with how he's taking pics with the lizard 😂

Oh no, that can't be good, I doubt those are real police

Michelle's character walking through the mahjong place and kitchen reminds me of her scenes in Crazy Rich Asians

I'm guessing with how it's showing her making those hand motions repeatedly that it's some sort of code?

Bruce trying to bond with the brother he never knew 🥺

Annnnnd failing😂

Bruce: "why don't you just take a picture, instead of carrying around a whole head?"

Charles, speaking as if this is the most normal thing ever: "Because then I'd have some dead guy's head on my phone .

You know, good for the kid that her dad's got her a real dinosaur 😂

Fun, people in dinosaur suits😁

Wait

The dino people have blades!👀

Rip to the security who got killed by dino people

I love that Charles is scaring everyone with the head😂

Oh no, they can't hear what Bruce is saying!

This is your moment, my guy, let your improv shine!

Oh

Yeah, he's bad at it😂

BEHIND YOU! THERE ARE DINOSAURS!

Ouch, that's got to hurt his hand😂 (why is it something I would do?😂)

Ouch, RIP Spider dude, that had to hurt

The way that Bruce was already running away before Charles even spoke is such a mood and sibling thing to do😂

Charles watching his brother being chased by a dinosaur is so funny 😂 he's so done

Good thing all of those kids have headphones on😂

You know, the dino people screaming in anguish isn't very scary, and I love the writers who came up with it😂

Oooh, Charles is gonna be in so much trouble when the mom realizes he brought Bruce with him😂

Bruce owns Charles now, cause the mom will be so pissed 😂(the way he's 'saying someone's in trouble and it's you' is such a sibling thing to do)😂

Bruce: "let me tell you that shame that mom made you feel on that phone ain't nothing compared to what you'll do to you when she finds out that you forced her little baby to come with you. She will absolutely break you with passive aggressiveness."

Charles, shrugging: "Go ahead I don't care."

Bruce, staring dagger as he answers the phone

Charles: spins off road effectively scaring his brother into not tattling on him

Oh, Bruce's friend is literally the definition of a tattle tale (turns out the police are real)

Oh no, I feel like the girl, Grace is secretly an assassin, (I think she was from that Disney show bizaardvark)

Oh no, the lizard tried to eat Giant guy's head👀 it it's all good

Love that Charles said that the Churro guy is a genius 😂

Oh Charles, don't you know you have to check your outfit for blood before going on a college campus?

Wait the detective lady knows Charles?!

His eyes went all soft when he looked at the detective lady Alexis 🥺

I feel like Bruce let the lizard lose😂

Bruce is so me as the younger sibling, I too would tattle on my siblings to my mom, especially if they hit me😂

Their mom:"We don't hit family." *Proceeds to slap Charles*

Oooooooooooo, the hand signals were her saying big the shoes were

The way she got all sorts of information from people👀

Aw, man, Bruce's friend got kidnapped 👀

Charles totally loved Alexis

Awww, Bruce is going to his mama cause he's still upset 🥺

The dresser with the mirror looks exactly like one my grandparents have their room👀

That's got to be hard, knowing your parents in a way sacrificed one brother to become an assassin in order to spare the other the same fate

I love that she has a clapper 😂

Awwww Charles did steal his Mama's car to take his lil brother for his favorite treat🥺🥺🥺

I do not trust Grace one bit, it's like she knows exactly what he likes and what to say

Oh my god, there's just a goth girl watching him from the window 👀

Oh fuck indeed.

[crimsonblackrose]

Did this girl scrapbook the ad? 😂 I thought this was the college project she did for her big brother whose flunking.

Lol apparently it was a fluke that she scrapbooked the Equalizer’s ad. Girl, why?

So why are these men in suits having their business meeting right next to a pool that is...in use by the swim team????

Welcome back Joe Morton! Also did not know suicide squad was a sports term. 😂😅

Why is this guy always near a lady in a swimsuit? Also why would wear a swim suit to do someone’s nails? Let alone do someone’s nails outside? What if a bug or something flies into the polish? Is this supposed to be like he’s so well connected and powerful? It reads as a terrible manicure. Dude, go inside for a manicure.

Ugh this whole family has put their entire hope and future on their eldest son who got a football scholarship, but then got kicked of the team because he was injured. He keeps trying to find alternative ways to tell them and to like talk about it but they keep talking about his scholarship and bright future and this kids going to start selling drugs. Football player: Hey dad how about I join the family business with you? Dad: This business is crashing down around my ears, but you your business never will and you won’t ever let it will you?

McCall: I’ve talked to your coach and he’s agreed to extend your scholarship for a year. Football player whose whole goal in life was to go pro and make tons of money from that and with 0 educational goals: My sister wrote most of my papers and did  most of my homework. What am I supposed to do?

Gives the kid the watch off his wrist....why? lol it’s solid gold. Okay. I do like the birds of paradise behind him though. This is also a gym but for some reason 90% of time they’re next to the pool.

I adore Brock, and I’m glad he made one more final episode. But since this is the final ever episode with these characters I’m kind of bummed that Control and Mickey aren’t in them. I got used to Scott not being in a lot of them quite a while ago. (Scott’s probably still dealing with the fact he killed a man. 😭) But I mean heck they gave McCall a restaurant with an old friend behind the desk and she’s not been around for a lot of episodes despite what seemed like a move to try and make her a reoccurring regular.

I will say that’s maybe the best response to someone surprising you with a gun. Blows them a kiss. 😂 Ving Rhames did a great job in this episode.

Our football player looks so uncomfortable. 😂

At least Brock is there to keep an eye on them.

Ah yes had to fit in the “I’m a father too” one last time. In response to...uh your son is hanging out with a drug dealer, working for him so I know how you feel. Scott hasn’t done that has he? McCall be nicer to your son. Oh wait. “Sometimes they want love so badly they’ll do almost anything to get it won’t they?” Maybe you haven’t loved your son enough McCall? Huh? I’ve got feelings about that. This is the last one. Welcome to a detour. Robert McCall has three children. One, a girl he was unaware of is the oldest who was raised in Montreal  with a police officer as a father who loves her very much. Then he has Scott and a girl who died as a kid. It’s unknown whether she was a baby or a kid, but I kind of think Scott’s the baby. And here’s my reasoning why. I think they probably had the girl and they loved her very much and then had Scott and the girl died and they sent Scott off to boarding school. Because at one point when Scott’s been accidentally abducted Robert says to his ex wife, that they tried really hard not to be parents. And even though it’s Scott whose in danger they spend most of their time talking about their dead daughter. He talks about her a lot. More so then the son he’s got whose still alive and for most of these seasons, the only child he had. Scott doesn’t seem to be terribly cut up about his sister, just tells his older sister that he’s happy not to be an only child any more and not alone. Which makes me think either he was too young to remember much about his other sister. Heck, Scott might’ve been like a “fix-it/band-aid baby” to try and save their marriage or a mistake. Because the ex-wife has shown up twice, played by two different actresses and essentially in both cases/instances, she doesn’t seem to know much about Scott and seems more or less determined not to...care too much. And it’s kind of a bummer since they introduce Scott in season 1 episode 1 and McCall is all like “I’m here my boy! I’ve retired, let’s fix our relationship!” and then we don’t really see Scott all that much. It feels like they meant to include him more and then had to cut it. It feels like based off that same Scott’s accidentally been kidnapped episode, that there probably were scenes where Scott and his father embrace or have important conversations but they were cut. Possibly for time, but who knows why exactly. But it’s just so sad. Because Mr. McCall plays the “I’m a father” card so frequently and yet he’s never really been a father.

Sure he’s got kids, he’s made kids, but the eldest one he was unaware of, the other daughter died while he was working, and then he ran away so hard and so fast that Scott spends most of his time snapping at his father for abandoning him. That promise in that first episode never got fulfilled and I think that’s what makes me so miffed about the whole thing. The show opens with here’s this ex-spy out to help people and also be there for his musician son and to repair that time spent away and to bond with him and instead that whole string got tied off into a circle, it’s the same ride every episode. They like each other they hate each other they make no progress towards healing. Which is that both of Scott’s parents abandoned him into a boarding school. In McCall’s case, since this is mostly his story, it’s a combination of fear because of what happened to his father and also the death of his daughter and all this grief and trauma but that first episode promises that he’s going to fix that, get better, that he and Scott McCall are going to finally heal and be a family. And each episode Scott’s in, that’s how it ends, but then in the next episode Robert is pissed about something Scott’s done or thinks he’s an idiot or a fool and, it’s dumb stuff, like sometimes Scott makes mistakes and is too trusting, but generally Scott is right. His instincts are almost always right. But McCall never trusts them, never trusts Scott and never tries to teach him the correct way to deal with things so it just continues to go in circles over and over again until the ending where things are better. I mean hell, Robert himself gets kidnapped and almost mortally wounded and they don’t even show Scott and Robert’s reunion at the end of that episode. They instead spend the “tearful reunion” time between some random guy we met for the first time an episode prior and Robert.

And some of this might be because they had planned that spin off with Scott as the main character but since that didn’t happen, it’s just kind of...frustrating.

And there we have it, the final shot of the Equalizer. Kid running off to college with the grapes of wrath under his arm(gift from McCall), his coach and his little sister there to cheer him on as if a college campus is one single building like a high school, and turning back to wave at Mr. McCall. I’ve got a couple other screenshot collections to go through that I never shared. I’ll get those together at some point. But there we go, all done. It’s a weird choice for a final episode, feels like it was cut off before they planned suddenly and so they weren’t able to have that type of episode that most shows kind of do for their finales. Though who knows....maybe 80′s shows are like that????

[munsster]

Just imagine Steve freaking out when you have your first baby but by the sixth he’s totally prepared and chilled because you guys have been through it so many times lol.

domestic!steve and his little family (3)

A/N: he totally would go from gelled hair, full suit and tie to like war vet wearing glasses and drinking a slurpee in sweats

Warnings: references to childbirth/labor!, hospital, panicked steve, dad!steve, fluff, afab!reader implied, cursing, pet names (sunshine)

part one part two part three part four

steve’s character development surrounding your labor 😭 pls

and the first time he’s totally helicopter mom-ing it

bringing two duffel bags full of literally anything and everything that you might need

(most of it is really for him though)

steve “ohgodpohffuckohmyggodwhat if i mmiss it” harrington vs. steve “ay, babe, im runnin’ to the store, what kinda M&M’s d’you want?” harrington

oh god that first time he’s so lost

i mean he had 9 months to prepare and now he’s floundering???

he works up a sweat before you can even say your water broke

both of you being so diligent the first time: playing music for your bump, going to lamaze classes, being really good about the pregnancy diet

oh man, that poor sixth baby…….

not that you two are any less caring about it, but you are hella tired and they can’t expect you to avoid caffeine the whole time😭😭

now as far as preparedness goes, MAN has there been a vast improvement

the first time, he did not know what to do once you had your first contraction

he SPED to the hospital only for them to be like “uhhh just wait here” and you’re there for two hours when you could’ve been home i-

he was so scared the first time too

you were ANNIHILATING his right hand tho

probly broke a couple of his fingers, but thats okay, he’ll forgive you

him being that dad with a video camera

oh he was so obsessed the first time

bringing you ice chips so so often

asking if you needed anything constantly

helping you breathe through the hard parts

moving your hair out of your face 🥺

telling you how good you’re doing

you being an absolute menace—seriously, full on excorist—but he understands because… well, childbirth!

and once that sucker pops out, he’s so excited and you look so so beautiful holding the baby

and the first time dad really kicks in

he is SO nervous while you’re just sitting with the baby

then the nurse comes to put him in the nursery

and you immediately go “are you okay, stevie? i can see you brooding over there” “‘m not brooding, i’m just—” “nervous?” “yeah” “me too”

and he looks at you so lovingly and kisses your forehead and goes “we got this”

🥺🥺 he is just a sweetheart

then along came the twins—a whole different ordeal—and then babygirl and her brother

and then the sixth

you got your first contraction at like 5 am

yikes

and evvvvvverybody woke up

whole house was absolutely bumping

all the little ones were SO excited and you were like

holy fukcing shit im never doing this again

and steve really groggily phoned the sitter and apologized for the wakeup call

but she was sweet about it and watched the kids while you two hobbled into the car and drove off

oh and all the babes were like “good luck!!!” “see you soon” “miss youuuououoou” and waving and chasing the car down the street as far as they could 🥺🥺🥺

this time steve brought nothing

no duffel bag

he’ll drive home if he needs to

he’s learned enough to know that he doesn’t know anything

what never changes is that he’s always holding your hand if he can

like he’ll just reach for you and let you crush his hand during a particularly brutal contraction

honestly, his gentleness never fades

he’s just a lot more tired now

and wearing his pajamas & slippers

and he forgot to shave

but no matter, you are in your hospital gown looking gracefully sweaty when he waltzes into the room eating a bag of potato chips

and you glare at him

“want some?” “there is a baby coming out of me” “understood”

and he’s perched on the same chair in the same room with his chip bag tossed aside

“y’look just as beautiful as you did the first time” “please murder me, steven” “i could never” “if you don’t, this baby will” “nah, i believe in you, sunshine, you got this”

bonus: dustin bringing balloons and flowers and toys like the good uncle he is

and he definitely gives steve the same pep talk each time about how great of a father he’s been/going to be

aww dustin 🥺😌

he really loves being a part of your guys’ little family

and once it’s over, steve’s hovering over your shoulder and watching the baby with a little smile

and once the nurse takes the baby

he gets in the bed with you

“d’you think they’ll let us sleep here?” and he has his arms around you, very quickly losing consciousness

“god i hope so” and you slump into him right as he starts snoring

the babies are SO EXCITED when you finally bring the sixth home

they’re all like “woahhh” and so eager to touch the baby but they don’t

one of the grouches being like “SEND IT BACK” and steve laughing his ass off before scolding him a little

and babygirl being all like “she’s so little….. i LOVE her!!!!!”

ughhh, you know you both promised to stop after this one but

i mean, come on

masterlist

[parkersbliss]

my tua s3 thoughts

uh yeah I wrote those down as I went and pls someone talk to me I am NOT okay but enjoy my panic through these bullet points and laugh at how stupid I am

seriously this is chaos and I cried a lot 👍

obviously, s3 spoilers!!!

—

Lila and five bonding :)

FOOTLOOSE OPENER??

SLAYYYYYY

i lowkey love the sparrows tho

why is Christopher a cube tho

was he born a cube or….

also they fr all died 😭😭 like damn dropped like flies

Diego’s kids isn’t real, and then, IT IS REAL

Diego being the dad we didn’t know we needed

i love Stan :,(

what is with this show and like double plot twisting you

five speaking Italian

Sloane and Luther getting married in a week???

why is it alway halfway through they make you think they’ve resolved everything and then

boom

WHY WAS IT LOWKEY HORROR BRO

five in a suit

five getting the tattoo

also I’m sorry but him carrying the skin around??? pls no

Reggie lowkey funny af 😭😭

klaus supremacy >> proud of him

Ben being a manipulator and I love it

i love fives little monologues

cried during the viktor one

“well we made some friends”

“INCORRECT”

shit made me laugh 😭😭

five sitting in a chair with the one leg is so powerful

KARAOKE >>>>

HELLO???

idk the whole scene 🥹🥹

let them be happy!!!!

ben’s button ups >

five being a wine uncle at the wedding

THE LOOK ON EVERYONES FACE WGEN REGGIE WALKS IN 😭

I both wanna be on Allison’s side but pls give viktor a break 😭🙏🏼

leave my boy alone

the wedding dancing scene had me in tears

thank you five for singing 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

BLESSED

the look with the hair in his face and the lack of a suit jacket???

GODDAMN BABE

fear is five passing out in an elevator

scene was kind of hot tho with the hair …

yeah I’ll see myself out for that

I AM NOT KIDDING WHEN I SAY I WAS GRIPPING MY PILLOW DESE GOD

psa: I love shirtless Ben

zero shame

not Reggie guilt tripping five 💀💀

also the scene of then sitting is very pretty if we ignore the whole universe thing

it’s giving what if… dr strange

and why does five just wear the same thing every season

DOES HE WASH HIS CLOTHES??

five being the tiebreaker stressed me

dear god

i hate this show

i knew Reggie was sus

BUT DAMN I THOUGHT FOR SURE IT WAS ALLISON WHO WOULD DIE

DAMN BRUH

not the wedding funeral reference to the first epsiode 🙄

I WAS LOVING LUTHER

I WSD SO PROUD OF MOON MONKEY MAN

FUCK YOU ALLISON

NO REDEMTION ARC FOR YOU

also the scene of klaus jumping?

ICONIC

sir Reginald hargreeves: FUCK YOU

WHY IS THIS A HORROR SHOW

it’s giving the shining

five back with the axe 😫

Lila & Diego are couple goals

but he’s so dramatic 😭 bitch you’ll live

LILA AND VIKTOR 😫😫

I HATE THIS SHOE

NOT FIVES ARM

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

JUMP SCARE WARNING???

LEAVE ME ALONE

also cockroaches man 🤢

but points for five being a genius boy

my mental state died with allison (is she dead?)

see you all in therapy

no seriously guys I am NOT okay

there are so many tears

what the fuck.

i was right about allison dying lmao

HE LIVED???

OH FOR GODSSAKE

WHOS ABIGAIL??

how long till s4 😭

guys I literally can’t do this

I’m sobbing on the floor

Ben in Korea?

send help or requests

jk pls don’t I have so many

therapy is ending it after the footloose scene LMAOOO

or the wedding

[lubdubsworld]

thats just mean…

how am i supposed to function thinking about dilf jk with a dock piercing 😭😭

Dilf Jungkook, 33 years old with a three year old son that he drops off at the daycare everyday.

He is always dressed in a crisp three piece suit, an expensive gold Rolex at his wrist with shoes so polished they reflect light. The youngest CEO in the country, Jungkook is the poster child for the perfect guy, bitter divorce with his ex wife notwithstanding. He has a very balanced life, volunteers at animal shelters, teaches art for very young kids during the weekends and also has a dance channel on youtube where he likes posting his choreographies.

He’s incredibly kind, sweet and his son is the most polite kid in the entire day care.

The fist time oc realizes that he has a dick piercing is when he walks into the metal detector at the Daycare’s gates. When the guard looks confused and an  abashed Jungkook pulls oc aside and says.

“I know this is incredibly inappropriate ma'am and i apologize profusely . I usually take it out after sex but I guess I must’ve left it in. “

Oc merely gapes at him, having no clue what he’s on about.

“I have a prince albert’s. “

“A what?”

“Uh... a piercing.”

“A piercing..in your...”

Jungkook merely raises a brow, biting his lower lip and smirking lightly .

That is the beginning of the end for Oc because now everytime she sees him she can’t stop fucking thinking of his cock or how that piercing would feel inside her

~~~~~~~~~

After the unfortunate incident with the metal detector, she tries to move on but its hard because clearly the man doesn't want to. For some reason, he makes it a point to be at the school everyday to pick his son up , when all these months it was usually one of his friends or his nanny. And Jungkook is anything but subtle with the staring.

"Papaw.... for you... " Little Jisung is all cheerful smiles and bright laughter as he toddles over to his dad, a haphazardly made paper crown clutched in chubby little fists. OC watches the scene fondly, Jisung is so adorable and Jungkook is a great father.

"Wow....Who helped you make that...." Jungkook asks brightly and Jisung quickly turns, pointing right at her.

"Ms. Kim..." He shrieks happily and Jungkook grins at her too and she can't help but smile back. Jungkook makes his way over and bows politely.

"You're so good with him. Thank you so much for all that you do." He says sincerely and she bites her lips as he hesitates for a second, looking young a boyish as he looks anywhere but at her, running his hands through his hair and laughing a little coyly.

"Uh.. As a sign of appreciation... Could I... uh... take you out to dinner some time?"

Its OC's turn to blush, her ears heating up.

"I... Thank you Mr.Jeon. "

"Call me Jungkook."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dinner isn't at some fancy restaurant with romantic lights and fine dining. Instead they meet up at Jungkook's place for lunch on a Sunday afternoon. She expects a penthouse with expensive furnishings but is pleasantly surprised to see that Jungkook lives with his hyung's family, Kim Seokjin a recently retired actor who was one of the most talented and prolific actors in the country.

OC is a little star struck to say the least. Seokjin's wife , Gina is a doctor and she reminds OC of an overly excited Golden retriever and its not just the hair. The pair have three kids , all between 2 and five years of age and there are two dogs, a sleepy brown Doberman, called Bam and a white fluffy Maltese named Cloud.

In other words, its like stepping into a chaotic bullpen.

"Jungkook has been talking a lot about you and how good you are with kids. Between him and Jisung, i feel like I've already known you for years." Gina says fondly , dressed the way most mothers are and OC wonders why she assumed that because of their wealth, people like Gina and Jungkook wouldn't be doing their own dishes or cooking.

Because Jungkook is out on the lawn with Seokjin wearing an apron and grilling meat while the kids splashed around on the kiddie pool. Lunch is simply put, a family affair and much to her surprise she doesn't mind at all. Jungkook sits next to her, cuts the meat up for her and keeps her laughing with his little anecdotes, fills her water glass often and occasionally helps her brush the hair off her face. He looks young and carefree and ....nice.

OC is a little in love.

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She doesn't get to see the actual dick piercing till the fifth date, this time at her apartment and after dinner and a movie and a lazy make out session on the couch, Jungkook carries her to the bedroom and drops her on the bed, tugging his soft grey shirt off and crawling over her on all fours, going straight for the bra strap behind her. He strips her naked really quickly and in no time she's gasping into his hair and clenching around his fingers, as he tongues the hard bud of her nipple before biting down gently.

"So beautiful..." He shifts a bit and she feels it, something small and cool and metallic brushing her thigh and she blushes.

"Is. ... is that..?" She can't even say it.

Jungkook pulls back to grin at her.

"Here..." He pulls back kneels over her, knees on either side of her waist as straddles her, mouth watering abs on display and sweat slick hair falling into his face and grins. Staring right at her, he pumps his cock lazily, not an ounce of shame.

OC can't keep the eye contact and lets her gaze drop to where his hand is working over his hard length and....yup.

That's a dick piercing.

Good God.

Needless to say she finds out that Jungkook's dick piercing does in fact feel very, very, very good inside her.

[georgiapeach30513]

WAIT LIKE I WANT BIRDIE AND RAIDEN TO HAVE A CUTE DO OVER FOR THEIR FIRST KISS CAUSE THEY DESERVE IT!!!!!!!!!!

Birdie Mae and Raiden Carter 🥺😭 the kiss that lead to the breakup. They do get a real first kiss though...

🖤🖤🖤🖤

Going to Chase You

Summary: Birdie Mae said yes to the dance

Pairings: Raiden X Birdie Mae

Rating: 🥰🥰

Warnings:  none, 18+ ONLY

Word Count: 1.1K

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“Mama,” Raiden looks at his mom as she walks into his room, letting out a deep sigh. “Rub my belly.”

“Rai Man, you’re…”

“I’m your baby boy, and my belly needs rubbed. It doesn’t feel good,” Story only gives him a soft smile, and rubs her hand over his belly. He closes his eyes for a moment, before looking at himself in the mirror.

“Do I have to wear the tie?”

“No. I have a feeling that sweet Birdie Mae that you’re meeting will be just fine if you didn’t.”

He pushes her hand off of him, and looks in the mirror again while he fixes his suit. “I’m nervous.”

“Why?”

He takes a deep calming breath, before looking at his mom, instead of her reflection. “Because, she agreed to go to the dance with me.”

“I’m not following.”

“I’m still convinced she’s going to marry me. I just don’t…when we ‘broke up’ because that idiot Jonathan pushed me into her, and everyone said we kissed. And by the way I stand behind the fact I did not. It was more our noses bumped but you know how kids are.”

“Your Carter Baizen is showing. I have heard this story many times. You don’t have to sell me on this.”

“Mama,” he gives her a little pout. “I really like her. Still. She’s the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen, and no one is going to compare to her. I want to date…”

“No,” Carter answers walking into his room. “Your twelve. No dating. Don’t come on too strong. You’re going to a middle school dance.”

Raiden gives his dad a pout, but Carter still shakes his head no. “Is there something wrong with being a kid? There’s plenty of time to date. When your older.”

“When was your first dates?”

“I was seventeen, and it was your father.”

“I’m not talking about mine. It was miserable and everyone before your mom doesn’t matter. The point is son,” Carter’s hands smooth out the wrinkles on his son’s suit before spritzing on some cologne.

“I grew up in a household that pushed me to grow up way before I needed to. It hurt me and it hurt a lot of other people because I had one goal, and that was to find a wife.”

“I get it. You had to wait until your wife grew up, but me and Burd-Dee are the same age. I don’t have to wait so…”

“You’re waiting bubba. Go tell your sisters bye, and then daddy can take you to pick up Birdie Mae.”

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Arleigh uses her fingers to slowly twist Birdie Mae’s natural curls even more. She’s amazed at how grown her daughter looks even for twelve. “Baby, what’s wrong?”

“I like him. But I don’t. And then I do. And he’s cute, and he’s funny. He’s full of manure. But he’s so nice. And he’s respectful. And he’s…I shouldn’t have agreed to go go with him.”

Arleigh picks up a gloss and puts it on her daughter’s lips, nodding her head. Moving on to a light coat of mascara and some blush. “Why do you say that?”

“I’m not ready.”

“For what?”

“To date.”

“Oh,” she pulls her Birdie Mae out into her bedroom, and starts adding bracelets to her wrist. “Why do you think you have to date?”

“We are.”

“Baby, you’re going to a middle school dance. Have fun. That kid will dance with you, unlike your dad. He wants to act like he’s too cool. Why are you putting so much pressure on this dance?”

“I really like him, but,” she sighs, looking over to that baby doll that she hadn’t played with in years. “I’m afraid…I don’t want to rush it because…because I…well, I like my necklace,” Birdie Mae gives a solid nod, giving her necklace a few taps.

“I’m not ready to give my necklace away just yet.”

“Well, then don’t. There’s no timeline that says when you do or do not get married. Boppy and Buzzy aren’t married to each other. But Buzzy and Gimma are married. Each relationship is different and beautiful. Your dad and I waited almost seven years to get married. But I loved him just as much being his girlfriend and then his fiancé. I always wanted babies with him, but we got to spend so much time being us before we got you. Don’t try to put your relationship in a box. Just be Birdie Mae.”

“And Raiden Carter.”

“And you can’t date anyways,” Beau tells her. His eyes looking at his watch. “Thirty,” Arleigh scolds him, so Beau changes his mind, “Twenty-five and then you can date. But you may ruin something before it starts if you don’t hurry. We’re gonna be late.”

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“I had fun tonight, Raiden Carter,” Birdie Mae gives him a little nudge with her shoulder and playfully smiles. Looking at the door to see if either of their parents had made it to pick them up, while they just sit behind the bleachers.

Giving them a moment of quiet and privacy. “I did, too, Burd-Dee.”

“I don’t want to give you my necklace.”

Raiden laughs throwing his head back. “Okay. Don’t give it back then. It’s not that serious.”

“It is to me. Would you…I mean…I’d like it if you…just wait for me.”

Raiden’s crystal blue eyes look over Birdie Mae’s face, unsure of what she’s asking. “I don’t want to give it to you, yet. Maybe eventually.”

“Is that a promise? I am going to marry you,” Birdie Mae’s face falls flat and she lets out a groan. “I think we deserve a do over.”

“For what?”

“I want you to be my first kiss. A proper one. Lips to lips. With a promise, that I will wait on you. All you got to do, is tell me you’re ready.”

“We’re twelve.”

“And I’m Story Baizen’s kid. I’ve looked at the stars, wished on them, and,” his words stop when Birdie Mae leans for giving his lips just the tiniest kiss, that he swears could make him fly.

Pulling back way too quickly, and now he can’t quit smiling at her dopily. “That was just for us, Raiden Carter. No one else. No teasing. Just our secret.”

“Our promise.”

“Quit talking like that,” she squeals. “We’re twelve!”

“You better run, Burd-Dee, I’m going to chase you!”

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Gyakuten Saiban 3: Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth musical reaction post

I'm watching Gyakuten Saiban's 3rd musical and I need to talk about it somewhere so here I am. It's my real time reaction to scenes so it could get messy lol

And of course, this contains spoilers.

I read on the wiki that the plot was Edgeworth time travelling and meeting his father, but I really didn't expect they'd make him go back that far. Gregory's only 21 in this musical. Wild.

How did Edgeworth just waltz into Gregory's office and acted so surprised that it's "Edgeworth Law Offices"? Did Gregory operate in secret and decide not to put a sign at the door that says this is Edgeworth Law Offices or did Miles not read the sign.

So not only his dad but apparently his mom worked there too. What a turn of event ToT

The person on the phone asked for "Edgeworth" and the man answered "Yes I am indeed Edgeworth" even though the other party CLEARLY didn't mean him XDD What a man.

Miles: "I was at the scene with an acquaintance-" Gregory: "Oh! Your friend?" Miles: "MY ACQUAINTANCE! Please don't misunderstand."

Aww Edgey Larry's gonna be sad. And you probably don't know how much Gregory wants you to have friends.

lol at Gregory who just happened to encounter a man who shares a same surname with him but he doesn't give a shit.

"Edgeworth is such a rare surname but you still share one with him... Could he be your dad?" Edgeworth: *chokes on his tea*

This scene is funny but how could she even come up with that idea? You don't usually ask a grown man if a 21-year-old man is his dad. Unless you know this man time leaped. She could have said "your brother" and it'd make much more sense.

Now Larry, the one who totally should have questioned Edgeworth about his dad instead of that woman, never did so. He doesn't even seem to have the slightest idea that Gregory is Miles' father. He just went "Gregory Edgeworth... oh, that defense attorney?" while he canonically previously knows Edgeworth's dad is an attorney, and there's just no way he wouldn't question his friend. "Gregory Edgeworth... Wait Edgey!! That's a defense attorney with your surname! Don't tell me he's your dad?!" ...should totally have happened in this scene, but it didn't.

Who decided to dress young Edgeworth like this 😭 I would understand if this was Miles under Manfred but he's still with his dad in this scene and he already dressed like a von Karma.

I've arrived at the battle of the decade

I wonder what they were trying to imply by making Edgeworth wear the suit that symbolizes his admiration for Manfred von Karma.

Gregory: "Will we... meet again?"

Next time they meet, he will be cradling a baby in his arms, seeing the kid grow up as he showed immense interest in law and looked up to his father, teaching that kid everything about the most valuable traits of a defense attorney and showing him the right way that he learned from a man named Miles Edgeworth years ago.

Kinda sweet, kinda awkward but all nice.

"When the day come, I'll stand with you in court as a defense attorney who seeks the same truth as you."

It's too bad that he won't live long enough to see Miles in court as an attorney.

"Wait! Your child... when he reaches 5 years old, he'll break the glass in your living room. Please don't get mad at him."

This part is PURE GOLD 100 points for whoever wrote it.

Of course his parents look so confused what is this man talking about 😂

Edgeworth's last scene with his parents is satisfying. A neat ending for both sides.

I hope this is a friendly hug because I don't need more romance after the whole thing with Wright and Leona-

but I guess it's not platonic after all. Still it was not exploited much further so that is that, I have no complaint.

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Alright I've reached the end of the musical. I had problems with some particular parts of the musical but overall I enjoyed it. All the actors are amazing. My biggest regret is that I have no idea how the case went because my Japanese ability is too shabby to understand a court trial. I hope someone will sub it soon T_T

[jellyluchi]

Death 13 and Bastet for the stand theme f/o asks??

ooo sure !!

Jojo stand f/o asks

Ever have any dreams about your F/O?

Yes!!! I'm so happy to be answering yes because at first I didn't have any dreams of him at all. The most recent I had was where for some reason I tried to have as many kids with him as possible during the school year without telling him just to see if I could pass my exams while taking care of my children? He was about to meet them for the first time when I woke up. Idek how many we had together I knew it was a BUNCH lol and my first dream about him was where I was on a cruise ship and he was approaching me I got scared bc I felt that he was coming to assassinate me so I spent the whole dream fleeing from him! 💀king of funny bc he was wearing a hawaiian shirt and blue shorts mans was on vacation and maybe I ruined it kjsabd (but thinking back about it now he could have just been approaching me normally and it was I who got scared ksbd) and my fav dream was one where he came to my "home" (didn't look like my real home) with our son? and they defeated some monsters together on the way? and my dad was there he dressed up as santa and turned himself old and tried to scare me it worked! but I gave him a kiss on the cheek while our son was playing with his grandpa 🥲💗

Quick! Show us/Tell us the first thing that comes to mind when you think of your F/O!

those types of expensive suits!!! and this type of romantic kisses!!! I the kissing brainrot does NOT stop 😭😭😭💗💗💗

[weirdfishy]

My Name kdrama thoughts all in one go bc if not i’ll lose them.

damn you can fit a lot in almost 8 hours

fr i thought taejun was boytoy. right when he wasn’t wearing a suit in the first ep, standing next to mujin looking out on the water, i was like, ‘yeah, they fuck’. and honestly they could have.

also the way that love is stored in the chamomile tea— right after pildo gave some to her i abt had it bc jiwoo cared to give mujin tea and then so did pildo for jiwoo, and he didn’t even want her as a partner in the first place 😭

(oh this goes on and on)

very briefly i thought that gangjae was gonna be like bestie as she went through the organization, but then…yeah i couldn’t watch that scene but i liked how those two assholes were used later. plus his route made sense. they both had conviction but for different reasons.

she got the bisexual haircut…or is it just the ‘asian female becomes deadly so she must have an above shoulder bob with fashionable bangs’ ? is that just an american thing?

like the clear ups and downs with mujin and his trust in people and his care for them and his hurt and emotions and— his character was so good

ohgod when mujin called jiwoo to come to the temple after the monk asked him if he trusted anybody— don’t talk to me bc i cried when he was talking to her at the shrine; one bc his speech was like good good, really hitting the feels and two bc i realized that even though he totally thought of her as some sort of daughter/penance at the core of it was him deceiving her and using her

once he excused no telling her with ‘conviction is needed’ and ‘i wanted you to find out for yourself’ i called bullshit bc it fucking is, he just wanted a pawn and she was so ready to become one…if it were someone else, say, a random kid pushed into him and suddenly on their knees, pledging allegiance, what then— she was penance, sure, but she was a deeper revenge bc donghoon’s betrayal was so close- bc they were so close

i wish there was a single english word for seonbae, but istg i heard it before she said thank you to pildo and pulled a fast one on mujin

pildo and jiwoo’s romantic subplot was pretty good i think, but lemme think for a bit

oh them when jiwoo was tirelessly trying to get gangjae, pildo suspicious and she wasn’t really too subtle before pildo knew, that man was a lil whipped i think. then getting out of the car crusher- oof. bc of mujin, driving a car into the machine, all bloody also from gangjae’s interference? ouch. (oh don’t make me think about how mujin sent the owner away on some odd task to get her out of there before he started fighting)

idk if it’s just me thinking abt this but mujin owed donghoon a life debt for that time and then - ignoring the whole he killed donghoon thing other than donghoon now wasn’t around to claim that debt - said life debt is paid thru saving jiwoo from being crushed (tho it could be argued that he saved her life just accepting the plea for revenge and freeing her bc she was on her way to get trafficked with being so desperate and naive). but then she saves him, killing gangjae- he owes her or she’s free of debt. although i admit it is a concept that could’ve been utilized, it would have had no point, with the way the story was written. it’s just me lol

the stuff w her dad— game changer ohmygod the world came down and people were tested and istg i wish it was within mujin’s characterization for him to just deadpan ‘oh fuck’ when he realized that jiwoo only let him go to kill him herself alsjaksk

idk if yk but i live for the things that humanize the bad guy, like the phantom troupe arc is my gd mf favorite bc of the bond all of them are shown to have; that stuff hits hard, and the emotion mujin is shown to have in the whole series? good soup

idk abt anatomy but idk, when she slashed both of taejun’s calves shouldn’t that have reduced his mobility like significantly? same thing with when the top of her thighs got sliced? idk. love the fiction part of fiction

i was delighted to see the butterfly tattoo lady again, that jiwoo helping her would help later

pildo opening jiwoo’s blinds,,, talking to her and trying to open her up,,,, him leaving and her closing the blinds,,,,, sad

then him getting so gd mad at her for betraying them (and *not* stabbing the captain) when he caught her after she- *sobs* she put her father’s ashes in the family grave, even though she’d been holding onto them this whole time- and then pildo being mad at her at the station and in the hospital parking lot. then him giving her the baton *sob* while handcuffed to her (mm the way they dealt with them so well together) after yelling at her, only trying to change her gd mind bc holy shit he understands now. (his voice over at his trust in her and eval of her past actions in relation to the new info,,, *sob* it’s like the only va we get) after masterfully losing their tail taking jiwoo to the fucking beach,,,, gdi pildo you’re whipped, you latched onto the one thing she shared that was hella personal and you followed through when she was a gd fugitive XD

literally he was talking her through being there for her as she made the decision to go the police way, going outside of mujin’s expectations, and then- and then,,, god the slow motion was emotionally brutal, and so was the way her hand shook and moved out from under his cooling hands, immediately leaving 😭 her anger and grief when she confronted mujin bc he took the ppl she loved from her, the one who understood her and the one she had to learn to understand after he passed. don’t talk to me jiwoo and her father and their relationship is so much

i love how i didn’t get it until it was explicitly shown that mujin was the killer 🙄

jiwoo’s nightmares were so visually and audibly well thought out and *chef’s kiss* — sometimes i mourn the effectiveness of some tools in media bc i would love those kinds of freaking out and flipping through images- the things the masterful transitions convey but in writing. but one,i’m not experienced enough to do it enough justice and two, it really just works so much better when it’s heavily visually based.

WHY THE FUCK ARE PPL SHIPPING MUJIN AND JIWOO WHATTHEFUCK ARE YALL BLIND GO FIND A KDRAMA W THAT ACTUALLY HAS THAT BOSS AND DESPERATE NAIVE TURN BADASS ROMANCE DYNAMIC IF YOU WANT IT BC ITS NOT IN MY NAME

hate to see the lack of females in this :)

[taylorkellyreporting]

my best friend convinced me to catch up on grey’s. i’m most likely going to regret doing this lmao.

“too bad there’s no sappy love songs about the part where your husband leaves you, you cry every time you see his toothbrush so you’re living on your best friends couch.” oh my baby jo i just wanna hug her damn you alex karev!!

“you’re probably not one to judge someone for leaving town with no goodbye or return date” 😭😭

completely forgot about deluca

skipping towen scenes is self care 😌

woahhh forgot that vic and jackson were dating…tf was that all about?

why is he so weirded out by her rooming with dean?

they handled this deluca storyline so badly omg

teddy will always be inferior to amelia that’s just facts

i know meredith is not ellen but hearing her complain ab billionaires when she makes shit tons an episode is really funny to me i’m sorry

another thing i forgot is how much of an asshole richard is

he’s bribing tom and i’m supposed to believe he’s different?

wow she doesn’t love him that much

🗣I’LL DO IT BECAUSE OF HOW WELL HE LOVED ME

feel like pure shit just want jolex back

“we’ve both seen people cling to their scalpels longer than they should have.” i wonder if he’s thinking about burk and the whole situation after he was shot

wow he’s going to take the money

i would’ve thrown my drink in deluca’s face, too

i love amelink so much why’d they break them up 😩

“it’s not karev anymore” FUCK

GODDDD SHE’S STILL WEARING HER RINGS

she just took them off right after i got done typing but STILL

mmm i don’t really like helm if i’m honest

“hunt and ka…jo” why does this hurt so bad

i just don’t understand why they couldn’t believe deluca

why do i feel like this rushing thing is going to bite meredith in the ass…

cannot imagine giving up my entire life for owen of all men

fuck everyone for not believing deluca and fuck the grey’s writers for portraying mental illness in the way that they have

meredith is way too old (and ugly)for deluca how did the writers ever think that they made an appealing couple

aww jackson’s bonding with his dad 🥺

“jo, that time in my mom’s basement was a one time thing, i’m a gay man.” PLEASE 😭😭

feels so good to see jo laughing again 🥺

jo calling alex her ex husband is causing me physical pain like yes i know that’s what he is but ouch

despite the deluca storyline, this ep was really good.

gonna try to watch this next ep but ngl i might skip it cause i just don’t care about teddy and her past

hayes looks damn good in a suit

“i hope i wasn’t supposed to bring my kids” kid. one kid. leo is amelia’s and always will be. sorry 🤷🏼‍♀️

now what does catherine want?

catherine moaning wasn’t something i ever wanted to hear…i am traumatized

love seeing maggie kiss someone who isn’t her brother get some queen!!!

wait did they hook up or was that imaginary?

let me guess, maggie and richard have the uncertain futures while hayes and teddy have to confront hard memories?

hayes looks a lot better without hair

“it’s okay to fall in love again, you have my permission.” she’s a better woman than me bc i would’ve been like “fall in love again and i’ll haunt your ass.”

oh wow her girlfriend knew the whole entire time

teddy really named her daughter after the woman she was having an affair with sjdjfjfjdjs

HE’S BEEN A HALLUCINATION THIS WHOLE TIME?????? OH MY GOD???

damn that was a really really good episode

there’s meme of him? 😭😭

i find it so funny how unfunny that meme was. they could have done so much better pls

lmfaooo “you had a good run!”

damn. poor tom.

that meme format is so outdated 😭

fjgjfjdjs not her breaking into song 😭😭

“how do you fix it?” “singing lessons” lmfaooo

that scene with richard was so intense

lmao all that drama for braxton hicks 

whew that episode was great

i really like daya, i hope nothing happens to her

carina deluca my beloved<3

woah did not think it had to do with the replacement

did the writers really think having bailey with amelia while she’s giving birth was a good idea? the woman just had a miscarriage my gosh. will never forgive the writers for the storyline btw

“i’m okay, i just need a second” you’re standing over an open body???

lmaooo he’s dating her teacher

bailey is doing for amelia what george did for her when she was giving birth to ben i’m going to cry

as much as i love this moment between them, i really wish it was link and meredith with her instead

ON SPEAKER????

he knows damn well that was not a wedding gift 😭

that must’ve been so bittersweet for bailey

now owen knows how it feels

PLEASE jackson’s face when richard yanked his hand away from catherine’s 😭😭😭😭

she really thought he’d welcome her back to him with open arms even after everything she did i-

this bitch is evil she really had sex with tom and then immediately put on her wedding dress and had her engagement ring on her opposite hand like????