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pyjamaart · 5 months ago

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I wanna feel good With my personal god Tell me what to do Tell me who to love

Here's an alt version featuring slightly less armor ;)

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chalkrub · 13 days ago

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some of the head coms from recently <:^) indefinitely still open for these !

#my art #furry #anthro #illustration #oc #unicorn #hyena #look at this colourful bunch. this rendering style is a lot of fun (most of the time. lmao. sometimes it gives me road blocks)#neeed to fully open slots and make more examples but finding the time has been rough #lord give me the patience to make a website and the wisdom to make a website and the willpower to make a website and the #anyway it's gyoza for dinner tonight lads. gyoza and salad and my special homemade dipping sauce #being good and having something light because phish food changes me into someone i don't recognise and i consumed half a tub of it #effortlessly. could've had the whole thing. don't know who i am when phish food is in front of me #just kidding i recognised myself. i am ever allured by the love of a treat #of course i know her. she's me #ALSO god i do truly hate to say it. i haven't seen the movie but bye bye mufasa lion king. kind of slappy #kind of in my head forever. make you go bye bye. make you go. bye bye.#lion king villain songs man. will they ever miss? (ignoring the countless obscure spinoffs)

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laniidae-passerine · 6 months ago

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positively obsessed with how Rockstar Lestat is the exact kind of guy one of my friends would show me a picture of and swear he’s really sexy and cool and brilliant. Whole time I’m thinking “oh dear GOD” staring at a trainwreck weirdo and wondering what’s happened to everybody else that is absolutely missing me. jesus christ he’s blond

#his outfits are busted he’s cosplaying a vampire as an adult man and on top of it he’s blond #if he was a real guy who came out of nowhere I would think he was so cringe #and iwtv fans are like ‘oh we love him! we would always love him!!!’ LIES #you are on the HATER WEBSITE you are simply partially sexualising him and then rolling your eyes at Lestat/Reader band fic #while reblogging hate tweets (made by armand). don’t look in my eyes and tell me you don’t think he’s a little cringe.#does it matter how camp a man is if straight women want to fuck him. I think not. site of haters we’d be on armand’s side #and also you’d wanna fuck Daniel. as recent trends show #the x reader fic swiftie aesthetic girlies would love Lestat #they want to be a rockstar’s gf #but the gay gore amc hbo nbc bitches would take one look at Daniel crazy geriatric homosexual #who claims to be a vampire and is now touring around with another separate guy claiming to be a vampire #and they would (as they are a currently doing) posting shit like #‘hey is vampire peepaw kinda sexy. like I’d let him bite me. Lestat can die but Daniel come and get it grandpa’#lestat is nothing this is daniel’s time. in the reality where this is actually happening to us and not a tv programme #iwtv #interview with the vampire #rockstar lestat #lestat de lioncourt #the vampire lestat #daniel molloy

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quaranmine · 2 years ago

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the mcyt hate on this website is unreal. i mean, i knew that, but somehow it's so much more striking when it's directed at...jimmy solidarity of all people in that poll. like??? hello? yall are talking about jimmy solidarity?

i assume most of these people hate mcyt because of dream and dream smp. and jimmy is just...not associated with that at all. he's interacted with dream, what, maybe once? they were on a mcc team together three years ago in 2020. i literally don't think they've spoken before or since, not that i can think of. he's never been involved in dream smp either. honestly, in terms of degrees of separation, jimmy's just as close to stampycat (via martyn + netty) as he is to dream smp people. to my knowledge jimmy has never been in any controversy. not that i want to speak to soon or have anybody go digging up stuff, but like??? it's jimmy solidarity?? wet paper bag of a silly man who gives his two kitties little kisses on the head? AND PEOPLE ARE HATING ON HIM THAT HARD JUST BECAUSE HE MAKES MINECRAFT VIDEOS?

the entire term "mcyt" is just trashed because nobody knows how to separate the actions of a few people from an entire genre of content. which i already knew. but it just keeps getting continually proved to me

#i'm just so.#idk i know hermits have also gotten hate on this website for being 'mcyt' but MAN.#nobody who was hating on techno earlier in the week was right for it either but he was on dream smp #so i can see how people went 'oh he was part of THAT fandom'#not that they were right for it. they were still stupid for that. dream smp is not an irredeemable horrible media like people think #but jimmy just. is literally not even associated with dream or dream smp at all #bro he's just mindng his own business #discourse

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syn4k · 3 months ago

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god damn it, andrew hussie

#apollo's tag #described #homestuck #i have had this image saved for. four years now. and i hate with my whole heart that i can use it now but also like. I gotta man.#This is the Homestuck website. I Gotta.

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xxplastic-cubexx · 3 months ago

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wait you’re telling me that you’re that one minedai artist?!?!?! you rlly liked ur doomed yaoi huh………..

the paths are finally converging its like a fucked up version of subspace emissary in my inbox

#fave #snap chats #i prob coulda made a minedai ver of this image and itd be funnier but its too late i dont got it in me rn <- im going to class #PLEAAAASSSE IM CRYING EVLKEJAKLJVLAEJV #THIS IS SO FUNNY IM GONNA THROW UP #took gang like. one?? two. months to find me here LVKAJKLAJV HELLO #first kh gang showed up now rgg gangs here to kick my ass im wheezing jvLAKJAEVK #but yeah. i think you missed that reveal anon idk but i am. that minedai artist #i hate that you sent this cause ive been cackling at it for the past three minutes and sounding insane to my roommates JLVKJVALKV #entire website reads man for filth as being an enjoyer of doomed yaoi this is so fucked up and evil and targeted

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kriskukko · 1 year ago

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that sinking feeling when u wrote sex into ur comic and then realize oh yeah where would i even post this they made it illegal on most platforms

#and i would hate to have to NOT post it here at all or worse cut it off short and have the complete scene only on the website rip #needless to say am a grown man and am sure the flavour of this blog is such that this trajectory surprises no one #also -- not VERY EXPLICITLY GRAPHIC but i dont know if i want to push my luck there

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kissingarthurclaus · 4 months ago

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Funniest ad I've gotten on tumblr tbh. Now WHY would a guy be looking for a woman with no past experience and no frame of reference for what to expect or what to accept in a relationship HMMMM?

#jane journals #not self ship #men are so fucking sad sometimes 😂😂#i mean the fact hes making a website means hes probably running outta options here #that is ofc if this is REAL and not a bot or a virus #i dont doubt the existence of men LIKE this tho #not to sound like a man hating lesbian ajfjg

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moonlume · 1 year ago

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tumblr said draw something bad so I did but I'm mad I still didn't feel anything

#man i started tagging this and i cant even bring myself to do it. hashtag art hashtag illustration hashtag capitalism.#sorry to be sadposting... tumblr is the only place i can admit ive actually been really really struggling with my love for art...#i should be grateful. i should be thankful for the fact that i can do art as my job. i shouldnt be whining about it like this.#but theres a hole in my soul where my joy for creating used to be and i dont know how to fix it. i want to love to draw again.#its been like this for probably over a year now and i dont know what to do. i cant abandon everything ive been working on for 7 years.#im also unemployable. so its not like i would dare to quit moonlume...but i just want to find joy in it again...#but capitalism has dug its wretched claws into my skull so badly that everything has been feeling incredibly soulless. i hate it.#anyway. might delete this later. its unprofessional but this is the one website where i can let go of professionalism for 5min and be human.#i dont hate what i do and i really am thankful..i just i wish i wasnt so stressed about making everything look good and perfect and sellable #but at this point its subconsciously connected to my survival that every time i think about drawing i stress myself out before i even start #ugh idk. neither here nor there. cant quit but dont feel connected to my work but cant change what i do or i will alienate my audience 👍

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pinkfey · 3 months ago

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ice cold take but i hate how male centered fandom is

#i love A Guy and i’m not ashamed of being attracted to men it’s nothing like that #i just like. hate how with every single New Thing there’s The Man that ppl universally pick #and prioritize over literally every other character #and by god they should do that and have fun doing that!! but like #where are the women enjoyers. u can love ur guy but where are the women LOVERSSSSS #and yes colorism has everything to do w it too #like we saw this with astarion. we see this with lucanis.#and i adore both of those characters #bc it’s not about The Characters it’s the fandom at large #and like #i’m just so sick of fandom at large NEVER CHANGING. always centering themselves around their one man.#and i never see mutuals doing this #bc i do not follow ppl who gravitate towards characters based on their proximity to perceived masculinity and whiteness #and i think the daddyification that both of these characters are undergoing is due to this. fandom’s kink for white heteronormativity.#even if they have to force it by misreading or whitewashing in order to attain it (astarion and alistair for example)#like i look at how mutuals and i speak about astarion/lucanis and then how greater fandom does and it’s like. oh i hate everyone but my #bubble don’t i LMAOOO #anyways. a love letter to my mutuals <33 u make every day on this website brighter 😚💕💕#anyways.txt

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kainathan · 11 months ago

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i told myself i would try to be more active on tumblr so uhm here are some 616 peter/kitty sketches. wish they interacted more during claremont era

#kitty pryde #peter parker #spider man #x men #marvel #i fucking hate using hashtags not going to lie. this website feels tailor made to torture me but theres good fanart here

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b0ylik3r · 7 months ago

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i think we should bring back early passion/personal websites, i just went through a bunch of old invader zim websites (one of them dated back to 2002 while the show was airing) and i need that culture to return so bad. dont be surprised if a random invader zim fan website pops up eventually im already making a baby name list i mean domain name list

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lowvintagesims · 1 year ago

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@funkiesims and i saw john mulaney last night and this is the front and back of the shirts we made for the occasion

#john mulaney hate is more than welcome in the replies #his set was remarkably unfunny #he’s always had questionable jokes about jewish people but how DARE this man use the phrase ‘jew me down’#when his whole justification was haha my wife is jewish. like ok buddy #you cheated on her and got another woman pregnant robbing her of her child bearing years #left her for that other woman. put her in the hospital. all while you get to flit around being famous #his last bit was about how he thought his tour bus driver was an idiot redneck but that he was actually autistic #i hate him with my whole heart #i can’t believe there were people who paid $800+ to sit in the front #i planned to buy some of anna marie’s art of equal or greater value to the ticket price but everything on her website is sold out :/#i want a print of dinner in march so badly #john mulaney #big mouth #textpost

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melkor-did-nothing-wrong · 9 days ago

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You know what? Sure, why not.

Welcome to my bad and cringe noncanon little coffee shop AU for stupid idiots who ship Angbang wrong and have no idea what they're talking about! Everything you'll see here is the most classic, tried and tested coffeeshop AU staples, for example, Mairon adoring Melkor(1), Mairon having a part in all of Melkor's endeavors(2) and Mairon feeling bereft of Melkor when Melkor is gone!(3)

Of course, this is just an AU, because such silly ideas can certainly never be considered based on canon, ever, and if anyone thinks they are, they must be cringe and wrong and stupid and idiotic and out of touch with canon, because JRRT and Christopher themselves would NEVER come up with such nonsensical frivolities! Except... well... it's all canon already. I've plagiarized it all from Tolkien's family. They wrote it first. Whoops.

Works cited (for the specific printed versions of the books I used):

(1) "Myths Transformed", p. 420, Tolkien, Christopher. The History of Middle-Earth | Volume 10 Morgoth’s Ring. Harper Collins, 2015.

(2)“Valaquenta”, p. 26, Tolkien, John Ronald Reuel. The Silmarillion. Edited by Christopher Tolkien, Ballantine Books, 1989.

(3)"Myths Transformed", p. 420, Tolkien, Christopher. The History of Middle-Earth | Volume 10 Morgoth’s Ring. Harper Collins, 2015.

#angbang #Anyway did you know that the citation machine forces you to watch an ad or pay money for a monthly subscription these days #Because I just found out today while organizing the sources.#Man I miss when websites for academic assistance did not force you to watch ads to access your correctly organized citations.#to clarify the page 420 thing is completely real. I'm not memeing I can send photo evidence should anyone require it.#fellas is it a cOfFeE sHoP aU to make 2 characters....... like each other. Like is it the level we're at.#“hmm yeah I like you you're a pretty good organizer heres a job”=“oh my gawwwd all they want is coffee shop AUs reee” is that all it takes?#the bar has been lowered to depths we can't even fathom. The bar is so low it's buried in hell.#and yet people who hate letting fans of a ship they dislike have fun try to lower it EVEN MORE. Like STOP it CAN'T go lower STOP IT ALREADY

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triglycercule · 2 months ago

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i feel like horror would have sourdough starter. he doesn't even use it to bake he just keeps it alive like a funny little experiment. the yeast in that starter will never get to experience the fulfillment of becoming bread unfortunately

and then he totally gets mad at dust and killer if they dont take care of it properly when he can't. WDYM THE STARTER OVERFLOWED!!! YOURE SUPPOSED TO ADD LESS WATER!!!! that's his baby guys he named it and decorated the jar and EVERYTHING 💔

#would this be considered torture if sourdough starter is alive #dust is also into the little yeast experiment but he doesn't wanna get yelled @ by horror (he dont feel like dealing with that)#he wants to know what would happen if lead were dumped into the starter. good thing horror doesnt bake with this #so he just gets killer to do all of the care for the starter when horror cant #plausible deniability and all that. at least killer's the one that gets yelled at instead of him!#horror probably does have a seperate jar of starter he keeps seperate for baking #if dust and killer find it he'll make them all match skulls #I FUCKING HATE MAGMA WHY IS THAY STUOID ASS WEBSITE SO CONFUSING #HOW DO.PEOPLE USE IT OH MY GOOOOOF THIS SUCKS BALLS BIG HAIRY BALLS #IK GONNA SCRATCH MY SKIN UNTIL IT BLEED LET ME DRAW!!! YOU FUCK!!! THE BRUSH PRESSURE IS SO SHIT #WHY IS IT NOT PICKING UO WHEN I DRAW I HATE THIS #anyways. this is horror cooking propaganda idc if he'd be ass at it #man. this sucks. i dont like magma. please let me use ibispaint layout and everything. ibispaint save me ibispaint save me #siiiigh. okay. time to post this. people who see this will definitely see this guys.#me on my way to send a post off the populate the murder time trio tag daily #tricule hc #killer sans #dust sans #horror sans #murder time trio #utmv #sans au #nothing serious right now because i really dont feel up to it #guys if you liked this post like and subscribe for more. listen i give tou an mtt playlist what else do you eant fron me #i do as much as i can while balancing my office job and college education (i say. unemployed and in high school)

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andy-clutterbuck · 2 years ago

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9x01 | A New Beginning

#let's play Clue i'll be the rope #Rick Grimes #*#rg #S9 #i hate this website that gifset i just tried to post wouldn't show on my dash....#i had to test that this one would #ANYWAY #hmm #many thots....i mean thoughts #💕 Fuzzy Daddy 💕#it's been 5 years and i #still want to rub his head like it's a crystal ball and i'm a cheap ass fortune teller at a county fair #BEAUTIFUL FLUFFY SANTA FACE #excuse me but The Nose™#i love me a sweaty man #excuse me sir please put your forearms away thank you #im gonna go have a big glass of wine now

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