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Heeeeeeeey Stormy. I have an idea for a doodle. I'll send you the doodle once I finish it. You wanna wear a tux? Or dress?
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Uhhhmmmmm how bouttt a tux this time around✨✨
#man i had to think for a minute-#cuz ofc ✨both✨ but pickin one is gonna be different every time lmaoo#but ye✨✨#also#stares at you#:33333#stares at uou with my neurodivergent little face :333333333333333#w#watcha drawin there#:33#(/silly but fr i cant wait to see it :]]])#beloved mutuals
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#oc#philip#i spent too long on this#i had an idea and went for it auuughh#anyway kiss him he is touch starved#think i might paint his bro too its been a minute and the skyrim brainrot is real#i love thinking about this mans#the lighting is all kinds of wrong but i cnat be arsed anymore please
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”—ah. seems like mother goose has been playing around in your egg salad. if you won’t dance to that tune, I got others.”
honestly, the would you kindly scene is whatever to me*, code yellow is the more interesting violation/betrayal of the body because of how beautifully it escalates the Fontaine reveal/betrayal and shows how ugly some of those ‘locks and keys’ that Tenenbaum mentions are. not only have you been a tool in another man’s hand this entire time, it goes deeper. your body is not your own.
*there used to be a meandering thought here about the would you kindly scene, but it was really just talking around the fact that I spent way too many years seeing people discuss it in the most insufferable and reductive ways possible when it’s a combination of three or four other things that make that moment compelling lmao
collage credits: heart one/heart two
⭐ places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app / tip jar!
#bioshock#honestly if Fontaine was upfront about wanting Ryan dead I’d have done it after ten minutes of walking around Rapture#I have (squints) somehow two ideas about suchong I want to get out. one more abt atlas and manipulation#there’s a specific kind of family adjacent horror occurring in the text and it’s WILD that suchong is the one we hear Jack refer to#in familial terms while two other men force themselves onto you by appropriating the father role over your body :)#to be clear tho I don’t actually think Fontaine had any familial sentiments towards Jack he’s just occupying Ryan’s space now#WHEEZING can you tell that I think every ‘wow a man chooses/a slave obeys is so deep!’ think piece is stupid as hell#thankfully it’s not as prevalent as it was a decade ago but my god people thought it was the height of philosophy for too long#ANYWAY ALL OF THIS TO SAY. there’s a certain kind of trans anxiety/horror in having your body betray you. or generally body#anxiety. but I read a lot about it in a medieval gender context so it’s trans to me. amongst other things.
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Jerk Ford AU: The Worst Timeline
Out of all the scenarios and alternate timelines / other AU's this one could cross over into or adopt elements from (You can see a Reverse Portal Scenario Here and Here), the worst and most destructive alternate timeline for Jerk Ford would be Drifting Stars.
If you don't know, Drifting Stars is a popular AU where during the events of Not What He Seems, Mabel goes through the portal instead of Ford coming out. And now Mabel and Ford are together in the multiverse.
Stanley never stopped being involved with family because he was never kicked out, so Mabel and Dipper have actually known their Grunkle Stan their whole lives, they've even visited him a fair few times and stayed over, the summer that the events of the show takes place in is just the first time they stayed for an entire summer.
Imagine if, about five years before the show starts, little 7-8 year old Mabel falls into the bottomless pit and somehow gets ejected to the only other thing out in the multiverse with the same dimensional signature as her; Jerk Ford, her great uncle who has been missing for twenty five years.
Jerk Ford sees this crying little kid and he takes pause because, for one thing what is a kid doing in Mystery Flesh Pit National Park in the Body Horror Dimension, and another thing why does she have an eerie resemblance to his nephew, who was only ten years old the last time that he saw him?
Jerk Ford at first was considering leaving her to the lost and found at the tourist outpost of the national park, but then she called him "Grunkle Stan." (Because she is mistaking him for Stanley, and Grunkle why did you cut your hair?) And it's all over.
Jerk Ford, a multidimensional space hobo vagabond who has been trying to get home for the past twenty five years at this point and has had absolutely no contact with his family for obvious reasons, he just goes YOINK THIS IS MINE NOW.
And why is this the worst timeline for the Jerk Ford AU?
You know that scene in the Lion King when Rafiki is holding up Simba to the valley? Well, imagine Jerk Ford doing the same thing with Mabel. Except she's like this:
Because Jerk Ford already has poor impulse control when it comes to pettiness without his brother to reign him in, and now he has Mabel who is a very similar brand of unhinged as he is, they're just subjecting the entire multiverse to a path of glittery destruction the likes have which have never been seen before and will hopefully never be repeated.
Jerk Ford was already wilding all on his own now he has Mabel who has so many ideas. And she has this pathetic, lonely man wrapped around her little finger.
Also, Jerk Ford is a known runner. He does not fight if he doesn't see himself winning, and he'll usually go out of his way to not kill people. He just lacks the trigger-happy 'shoot now journal about it later'-gene that most Fords have. (He has very specific exceptions)*
But in a scenario where he has Mabel? Where he isn't facing consequences all by himself? He isn't letting anything in the multiverse so much as breathe rudely in her direction. So now, he isn't just some jerk or mostly harmless nuisance, he is stacking bodies (not in Mabel's line of sight, obviously).
The (Jerk) Ford Hate Club is besides themselves. Now, stopping or killing Jerk Ford isn't their only prerogative, they also need to 'rescue' this small, innocent child from The Worst Ford and his influence. Unaware that the terrible-flavoured beanboozled jellybeans that keep making their way into their catering were all her idea.
When Jerk Ford and Mabel return in 2012, Dipper is besides himself because, sweet Moses his sister is alive! She's really alive!
But she's been with with The Author who he hates, and being raised by him for the past five years has had obvious effects on her development.
She's still happy go lucky and nice, she's not a jerk at all like her Grunkle Ford.
But she's basically a supervillain who is on the FBI's Most Wanted List in every dimension she's been to that has one, and some organizations both official and criminal consider her a bigger threat than Jerk Ford (relative to body size).
Her sunny disposition did not change at all; she's blowing up whole buildings with a damn smile on her face
It's terrifying. This is the worst Jerk Ford timeline.
*While he was in the multiverse, instead of celebrating Jewish holidays the traditional way there was no point without his family, he would travel to different parallel Earth dimensions to kill Nazi’s. He would try to be a little more traditional, and halt the killing spree while he had Mabel with him, she was too young for murder.
#Jerk Ford AU#Jerk Ford#stanford pines#ford pines#grunkle ford#mabel pines#mason pines#dipper pines#consider for a minute that this man is horrible but also family oriented#and has not had any family for almost thirty years#he wouldn't fight for himself#he's not a fighter#but when the chips are down and you think you're harming any of his family#no you arent#not while hes breathing#gravity falls#gravity falls au#I imagine she wears a hoodie instead of sweaters just like Jerk Ford#But its an advanced futuristic hoodie that she can change the colour and logo settings on
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OUGH call me Big Shane Silva the way that episode had me falling over and torn into pieces fuuuuuuuuuck oh the Trudy and Francis heart-to-heart... The group hug... The gunkata... The middle-aged witch yuri... The hole in the stars... MAN.
#dndads#the peachyville horror#GAHHHH TAG RAMBLE AS ALWAYS THIS SEASON IG#Also sidenote I kinda needed to relax a bit after work to get into the episode so I grabbed a beer from the brand ''good robot''#in Trudy's honor hehe#Anyways yeah I always love going through the tag and reading everyone else's impressions afterwards#And like a lot of you I mean fuck that episode was SO funny but those last few minutes almost had me in tears of the sad variety#Almost! Agh that was so good#But the bits this episode were insane#Unfortunately I'm a really big sucker for jokes getting beaten into the ground so I'm really weak to Freddie's shit#And truly only laughed harder each time he did a BIG SHANE SILVA quip#Fuck on that note lowkey too bad that he died I was kind of curious what would come of his whole deal#But! Definitely a win for Francis that he's out of the picture#Speaking of Francis- YIPPEE HE LIVES!#Fuck the wrack sisters part was so good (also guys the spell is wrack with a w haha but I mean. 😏 in our hearts it's rack)#Matt's so real for making up a version of Kamonwan through a bit and growing attached to her he's just like me fr#Also not to ship Kelsey with everyone she meets but. 👀 I'm looking respectfully.#Oh but MAN the part about Kelsey temporarily switching with another version of herself from a world where the hour of the hole comes to pas#That was FUCKED oh man now *that's* the juicy cosmic horror shit that gets me#Also loved the more direct nods to this mysterious god from below and the confirmation of its ties to fire/burning-#I can't remember what I wrote on that many episodes ago in my pure conspiracy theory rambles but I've lowkey been waiting on this#<- But that's just for me. I'm excited about the pantheon getting fleshed out is all.#Still waiting on the maggot wh0re to make an appearance... *I* haven't forgotten about you maggot wh0re...#Fuck okay anyways I think that's it for now lmao good episode good episode AH AND SALLY DOG IN 2 WEEKS YESSS#dungeons and daddies#spoiled peaches#francis farnsworth#trudy trout#kelsey grammar
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Bran Stark in the ASOIAF Calendars
October 2009, Michael Komarck - Queenscrown
January 2012, John Picacio - Bran Stark
April 2013, Marc Simonetti - The Three Eyed Crow
December 2015, Donato Giancola - North of the Wall
May 2018, Eric Velhagen - Fly or Die
September 2019, John Jude Pelancar - Bran Stark
March 2020, John Howe - The Three Eyed Crow
#bran stark#art#the three eyed crow#the winged wolf#valyrianscrolls#asoiaf calendar#some of these have been featured elsewhere he loved to reuse the calendar art for later projects#(i think this is cool of him to do tbc these calendars are out of print but a lot of these can be found very easily!)#(altho the damage villenueve has done to this fandom cannot be overstated. luckily never drew bran 🫡)#i tried to find the months i was only partially successful i italized the months i guessed on from the back order#why did i do this? mostly curiosity about the images that stand out to george & the artists#(i redacted an essay here)#anyways we haven’t had bran in a hot fucking minute tick tock old man
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a very normal and not at all possessed child
#gravity falls#dipper pines#bill cipher#bipper#neno edits#i think looking back on bipper highlights how much bill pushes his expressions#i feel like while there's a bunch of cool gijinka designs not many drawings of them really reflects that?#he makes their eyes go pretty oval too#also teeth#gotta have super detailed teeth#anyway man i wish they had wendy and soos reacting to 'dipper' randomly going 'but how can you stop me.... if you don't exist'#and laughing maniacally for five minutes#bipper: ....i was thinking of something funny I heard earlier#wendy and stan do get weirded out by him at the theatre (while soos is oblivious) but they dont say anything#i feel like the whole 'their eyes look normal mostly and you have to examine it closely to tell if its bill or not' thing gets forgotten to
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[OLD ART ALERT] A COLLECTION OF SCENES FROM THE GILLIONS CATSCRATCH ARC THAT BROUGHT ME GREAT JOY. i love fishy chips especially when its just gillion being delirious and violent and hostile
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi riptide#jrwi riptide spoilers#JUST NOTICED A MILLION MISTAKES FUUUUUUUUCK BUT WWHATEVERRRRR IF I STARE AT THIS ANYMORE IM GONNA HHUURRRLLL#SO I REALLY LIKE FISH AND CHIPS RIGHT. IVE BEEN IN LOVE W THE SHIP EVER SINCE THAT NAT 20 KISS#BUT I THINK I SHIP IT WRONG. OR LIKE. I AM CORRECT BUT EVERYONE SHIPS THEM DIFFERENTLY#THE FISH N CHIPS I SEE EVERYWHERE ELSE IS SO FLOWERY AND SWEET AND ROMANTIC. AND THATS NICE! THAT STUFFS NEAT#but gillion and chip would NEVERRRR enter anything similar to a romantic relationship. chips too damaged and gillions too uninterested#I LIKE MY FISH N CHIPS ONE SIDED AS FUCK#bc 2 gillion chip is his best friend in the whole wide world but hes also kinduvagross little man that took him a MINUTE to really warm up2#but to CHIP gillion is this powerful and gorgeous and heroic paragon of destiny and his best friend in the whole world who will#bring about the eschaton. 'i didnt believe in destiny until i met you' until i met a champion radiating with a light thatll alter the world#OHH REMEMBER THE FIRST ICE ARENA?he was so mad.still probably shaking from the ordeal.NEVER had he felt true divine radiance CLEAVE through#his SOUL like that.do you remember that moment in the forest w the bugs. an alien from the ocean; lacerating the land w lightning#when the realization flickered in chip for a moment.that the thing standing before him was more powerful than he could ever fathom#remember when grizz mentioned that the nat20 kiss was the 'best kiss chip ever experienced'. that has nothing to do w this. where was i.#LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT. BUT HEY. I THINK at the beginning chip absolutely knew that gill was smth grand n powerful n scary#when gillion revealed what exactly the prophecy was;chip got defensive and mad.sure he was sleep deprived but OOH. HES SCARED!#he believes gillion too! he believes that his destiny is to eradicate either the sea or land and that scares him!#but then he gets past it bc ultimately he trusts his bestfriend gillion so so much. he fuckin loves this dude.#he would throw himself intothe path of fire for this dude. he would boat across the ocean for this dude.he would build arenas for this dude#even if this dude will end half the world.even if this dude wields the power and the obligation to eradicate him at any second.#even if this dude is going to throw himself into harms way for his own comrades.even if this dude is just going to sacrifice himself.#one way or another one shall die for the other.these self-sacrificial bastards click so well with eachother!!#chip believes his body is best used to pave roads and gill believes his body is destined to pave prosperity.WHATEVER!!#i really love their dynamic!! they care for eachother so much!in MY heart tho. the icing on the cake here is the fantasy that chip is#just a bit more In Love w gillion than he realizes. like this powerful fish guy is HOT and PRETTY and KIND and FUNNY and LOYAL and STRONG#but gillion would never rly feel that same sort of attraction towards chip. its just not rly his thing. aroace as fuck man.#thats how it is in MY little heart atleast. and i sit here and play w my touys in my brain n i explore my silly lil one sided fish y chips.
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#detroit become human#simon pl600#north wr400#sometimes i miss drawing simon and today is one of those days#bonus north because i just seem to always draw him in the same pose so shes there to spice it up#do not tell me ive drawn them in the same pose before im a one trick pony i know#also having a lil fun with not drawing all the lines which is insane#as someone who loves drawing line art#today bad (at work) and today wore me out and ive already taken a nap and shower#but you guys wanna know the highlight of my day in the way of i didnt have it on my bingo card?#it was wet and cold and raining and im taking an order out to a truck and the guy is like oh hey can you go to the otherside for em#my wheelchair is behind my seat so you cant really fit things there#and im like yeah ok sure#and then as im loading in the groceries hes like its really cold and raining and you still have to take that out?#do you not have a raincoat? and im like ... no unfortunately i uh... dont normally take orders out#so i didnt think to bring one and yeah its ok#and he just without hesitation after i said no was like DO YOU WANT MINE#sir what no thats so kind of you but no thank you please no i cannot take YOUR JACKET#and i told him no thank you it was very nice to offer but i was like two minutes away from clocking out so id get warm soon!#and he was like oh ok :c and i just think thats so nice ?#like some of the workers will rag on people for still using a grocery pick up service DESPITE working in the pickup dept#and then i take orders out and its to disabled people who cant get out of their vehicles easily#or its stressed moms trying to keep three kids in check who thank me so much for still being a service she can use#cause three kids in a grocery store can be a nightmare#and like ... idk man! thinking about that woman who got like 400 dollars of groceries and was stressed about a gettogether#and i mentioned i had been thinking about getting one of the twelve packs of drinks she got#that was a limited flavor i think and she just goes OH WONDERFUL! can i give you one???#and just was so quick to offer me a can of soda and was so happy when it was already pretty chilled so i could enjoy it#not that every person who uses the service has been polite when i take orders out but the majority have been?#and you might be asking well salmon why was it a bad day
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Obsessed with the way Evadne's relationship with Apollo is described. Obsessed with the way Apollo was especially gentle with her because she was sheltered, hidden away and hadn't had any sort of experience with love prior to Apollo (and due to it being described as her 'first learning Aphrodite's joy' through Apollo', it was probably her first time even being attracted to someone). Obsessed with the way when she runs away, she stops in a violet patch to give birth. Y'know, violets, very famously the flower so strongly associated with Aphrodite that they were used in love potions? Those violets. Obsessed with the way that when Apollo realised his lover was going to have to deliver their child alone, he sent BOTH the goddess of childbirth and ALL THREE OF THE FATES to help and support her. Obsessed with the way that Apollo sends snakes to feed his baby honey straight from their fangs because Evadne abandons their son out of straight primal fear when her stepfather finds her and how the description of that honey is 'sweet venom' [ἰός] of the bees and is DEFINITELY a poetic pair/pun with [ἴον] aka violets and that every single thing about this relationship, conception and birth is a complete and utter fairytale down to Evadne's insanely overprotective stepfather having an immediate change of heart when he learned Evadne's child was an actual, legitimate Son of Apollo and the babe, after being cared for by his dad's honey-fanged snake buddies, was found perfectly healthy five days later swaddled in a blanket of violets (y'know the flowers so strongly associated with Aphrodite that they were used for lo-) and they called him Iamus aka Boy of the Violets which is AAAAAARRRR I AM GNAWING AT MY ENCLOSURE
Iamus was made of love. Everything about him was surrounded by deep and profound love and like, let's not even talk about his whole Thing of when he came of age and was like "I need to find out what my purpose is" and he literally had a Disney Protagonist moment where he ran out into the wilds and was like "Father!! Grandfather!! Tell me what I'm supposed to doooo!!" and then APOLLO FUCKING ANSWERED AND LED HIM TO ONE HIS TEMPLES ENTIRELY BY TALKING WITH IAMUS AND LETTING HIM FOLLOW HIS VOICE FOR THE WHOLE JOURNEY LIKE -
What do y'all know about the kind of SSS tier romantic escapades Apollo had fr?
#ginger rambles#NO BECAUSE WHAT DO Y'ALL KNOW ABOUT APOLLO AND EVADNE FR#They're a MAD underrated couple and their story is what everyone wishes Hades/Persephone was#Evadne actually WAS sheltered and overprotected because she was a daughter of Poseidon explicitly given to Aepytus to watch over#And Aepytus to his credit wasn't actually a bad man or anything he just took his job very very seriously#Super pious guy - even though he was positively incandescent when he found out Evadne was pregnant he didn't hit her or anything#He just was like “Get me my HORSE I am going to consult the GODS about my DAUGHTER'S HARLOTRY”#Evadne was fucking terrified of him though she hid that pregnancy like her life depended on it#And the minute she heard horse hooves even though she had just finished giving birth she dropped Iamus like he was molten and fucking ran#I could only imagine Aepytus having set up a baby shower or something cause he was overjoyed by the oracle and Evadne gets home thinking#she's going to get Dungeon'd only for Aepytus to hug her and be like “You should've told me you were seeing Apollo sob emoji sob emoji”#God I'm sure Evadne had a bunch of trauma to work through with her stepfather changing his whole entire attitude on a complete#Apollo doesn't directly interfere with their lives after Iamus is born up until Iamus comes looking for him but he was definitely keeping#a very close eye on them all through their lives#Ugh I'm sick I'm so sick in the head thinking about them#apollo#evadne#iamus#greek mythology#ginger chats about greek myths
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This is the mf that jt miller decided to start a fight with for no reason. If you even care.
#kazoo noises#sports posting#Hockey posting#4 nations face off#colton parayko#team canada#like as a blues fan I can’t emphasize enough. Dude what the fuck. Why are you fighting him?!#Yall that man is like the sole polite boy on our team.#Also. Bold move to pick a fight with a man about the size of an f150 with similar cruising speeds who’s a nascar fan living in stl county.#Team sweetie or not I can think of few types of folks worse to start shit with#st louis blues#stl blues#it counts I guess#A bit late but I had to show the first two minutes of the game to my manager this morning hgjdjdkw
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Imagine the conversation between Nimona, Bal, and Ambro about the Director's confession after the movie end Ambro: So that was really the Director confessing? It wasn't Nimona pretending to be her? Nimona: Oh yeah, I was being YOU at the time. Ambro: Wait, what? Okay, I need to see the uncut video now Bal: No, no you don't. Just... believe me, you don't want to see it Ambro: Why?! What did you do as me Nimona!? Nimona, pulling up the uncut video: Oh come on Evil Larry! I put on an AWESOME death scene! Ambro: Evil Larry? .... Wait, DEATH?!
#nimona#nimona film#ballister x ambrosius#ballister boldheart#ambrosius goldenloin#incorrect quotes#Ambrosius realizing he believed the woman willing to kill him over the man he loves#Ambrosius thinking “I'm gonna be saying sorry for the next few years”#Dude was very brainwashed#I like to imagine when the shock wears off they watch it for fun#Ambro telling Nimona “that was a bit much” about parts of it#Nimona being all “I had fun with it” with her Grin#Ambrosius tells Bal and Nimona that he came to the office just minutes later#all realize he could have fuggin DIED if Nimona and Bal hadn't gotten there first
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One extremely flattering angle of Big Man for you
#splatoon#big man (splatoon)#Hope everyone had fun this fest!#it was pretty intense for me but I did well!#managed to get and win a 100x in the last few minutes so I could snap some shots#didn’t manage to actually get this as a picture sadly :(#had to take a video and then screencap the recording#anyway good job everyone!#i didn’t see a lot of team shiver tbh#was she not as popular as everyone thought?#or was I just (un)lucky enough to keep fighting fryes?#it seemed pretty even tho I think?#I didn’t get many mirrors even in tris
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I’m stuck in an endless cycle

#Every now and then a series comes along that just takes over my life for a few months#with more power than other series#Sakamoto Days has had an absolute GRIP on me for a bit now#and I don’t think it’s letting go anytime soon#and to think I put off reading it for so long. Thank you my great friend [redacted] for lowkey convincing me to read it#ruined my life bless amen#He also watched me break down over Gaku every 5 minutes KNOWING he’d die#Didn’t even say anything. Man#I had to find out through a random Tumblr post that came across my dash#my normal way#it’s ok tho Gaku’s coming back. Trust 🙏#said friend doesn’t believe me but TRUST. He’s coming back. For me#man I’m just yapping away over here#sakadays manga spoilers#for the Gaku things#maddiepost
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i am honestly starting to worry i did get some damage from the one covid infection i got last summer, i dont want to make assumptions and im not saying it lightly but i dont know if i have ever had this much trouble with doing art, sure theres ups and downs that are sometimes longer or shorter and lots of factors playing into it but ....... i feel like the kind of problems i have now werent there as much and could be easier 'solved'
(like taking a week long break or even just a day and just playing games or literally just sleeping over it once has helped but it doesnt feel like its working at all anymore ..)
like it feels like my brain is a dried out sponge and nothing i do is getting it soaked again, theres stuff in there, i cant get it out without water but everytime i pour something on it it disolves before touching it or runs through like its not a sponge but plain rock unable to take in more than a few drops, literally what is happening here
#ganondoodles talks#personal#again i dont think its like the magical cause#but it feels weird#this constant inabillity to do anything art related in this .... weird way#i cant really describe other than .. it feels like theres something blocking me from accessing the skill i worked for for so long#i know its there but i cant reach it no matter what i do#i have had that before but not THIS constantly#i left work at 3pm today and all i have done with all this time is watch videos im not interested in-#-and trying to find a new good music compilation video that could maybe help me focus for more than 2 minutes#its 9pm now and im here getting tired already and i barely got two shitty sketches on paper#what is happening man#no approach i try is helping
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gonna need a scene in beyond the spiderverse where prowler miles finds out about the life he was supposed to have and just Goes Apeshit . he deserves it man he’s just a kid
#the prowler miles brainrot is terminal#bro had like 3 minutes of screen time and i still can’t stop thinking of him#beyond the spiderverse better do him justice idc he deserves his happy ending#give him a friend PLEASE i bet he’s so lonely#prowler miles#miles morales#atsv spoilers#spider man across the spider verse#across the spiderverse#miles 42#parker ponders
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