#man i bought A LOT

[killjoy-prince]

My ANYC haul

I bought some spicy stuff which you can see under the cut

[marsoid]

I'm not lying LMAOOO it was a real thing said to me by a real person...... in Portland Oregon, which should explain it all tbh

Also if I seem like I'm humblebragging about my car that's not my intention. There's nothing humble about my bragging. She's big and powerful and sexy as hell I'm nothing without her she's my wife. Everyone calling her the car from supernatural is dumb she is much cooler and could definitely beat it in a fight . Amen

[mechieonu]

i know that disney is too big to boycott effectively but that shouldn't translate to "and so we should keep buying their products like normal" but rather "at the very least we should try"

[uwuyangeppie]

how fast can a silvermane guard run?

those blue suits allow for a lot of movement- indeed, your average, everyday guard can be quite agile in them. but surely all the armour would weigh them down.

so, they can’t run that fast. not in uniform anyway, and that’s when it counts.

how fast can a silvermane guard run?

the lieutenants must struggle. yes, they’re much more suited to giving commands, dressed in heavy armour. when they take it all off, you wouldn’t be surprised if they’re too exhausted to do anything but sleep.

how fast can a silvermane guard run?

you mistakenly thought that he might be the same as the lieutenants. you can see the plates he wears! so- so why-

adrenaline fuels you on, your heart rate nearly double what it should be. you try and pick up the pace, your eyes firmly in front of you. they have to be. one mistake and it’s all over.

your throat burns. you can’t help but feel like a bunny running for its life. you catch a glimpse of a fragmentum monster and you hesitate. not for long- maybe like half a second.

but it’s all gepard needs.

he collides with you, his arms wrapping around your body, and together you crash into the snow.

how fast can a silvermane guard run?

your standard guard could probably run at least a little faster than the average man. a lieutenant is below average- how far below the line varies from man to man.

gepard landau is different.

as you lie together in the snow, his breath hurts you more than the icy cold ever could, hot against your neck.

gepard is a predator who only seems to get faster as time goes on. you had prayed and begged qlipoth for speed, for preservation from a horrible danger, and he had surpassed that gift.

a guard has the potential to be fast. you’ll never make the mistake of seeing that superhuman monster as one ever again.

“if that fragmentum creature hadn’t shown up, i might’ve had to put a bit more effort into catching you. let’s go home, shall we?”

[commsroom]

ideologically i don't agree with the fourth of july, but i know eiffel loves it. i know he does. guy who believes in the classic american cuisine of hot dog and hamburger in the park and the classic american pastime of stupid dangerous shit that makes loud noises.

[professional-writher]

*shuffles onto the stage quietly*

*clears my throat*

Hello to the five OUaW fans out there in the tumblr void I come bearing art

*shuffles off of the stage and fucking trips on my gay little feet and dies*

[miaushii]

i can find so many good references for web slinger cause i just get to look at pictures of arthur morgan

[hyohaehyuk]

leticia22ma: ‘working with sam is like slipping on a glove that fits really well….wait, is that dirty? An old sock’

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[kiwikipedia]

it’s actually astounding how quickly a fandom can devolve a well-written Character to One (1) Character Trait They Exhibited Once Forever

[high-voltage-rat]

Actually I'm still thinking about it. Another interesting way in which RvB is anti-war is the way that the Director fills the role of a villain and antagonist (especially in the Recollections trilogy, where he's a faceless villain we never see but is responsible for everything that happens).

In his memos to the Chairman, the Director emphasizes his sense of duty and obligation to the military- he becomes irate for the first time when he feels that it's being implied that he was derelict in his duty... or that the work he did out of that duty is being criticized for being against the military's interests. He also talks about Allison's death in a way I find... interesting.

"You see; I never had the chance to serve in battle. Nor did fate provide me the opportunity to sacrifice myself for humanity as it did for so many others in the Great War. Someone extremely dear to me was lost very early in my life. My mind has always plagued me with the question: If the choice had been placed in my hands, could I have saved her? [...] But, given the events of these past few weeks, I feel confident that had I been given the chance, I would have made those sacrifices myself... Had I only the chance."

The idea of sacrifice is central to the way he talks about his wife's loss, to the way he talks about the war in general. He talks of sacrifice with a sense of veneration- that it's something he aspires to do, that he longs for. There's a few ways we can interpret "I would have made those sacrifices myself"...

-That in Allison's place, he thinks he would have laid down his life too.

-That if given the chance, he would have given his life to save hers.

But most interestingly...

-That he would have sacrificed Allison's life for the continued survival of humanity, if that was what duty called for.

...And personally, I think all 3 are true.

In most war media, the Director's perspective on sacrifice is very common. Sacrifice is glorious and heroic- to die in battle is an honour- and it's the only way to ensure the group you serve survives. This is a tool of propaganda- nobody wants to go to war just for the sake of it, you have to give them a reason that the risk of dying or being permanently disabled isn't just acceptable, but desirable. Beyond that, most people don't want to do things they think are immoral- you have to convince them it's important, a necessary lesser evil. You teach them to sacrifice their morals, too.

The way they train soldiers to follow orders and to kill, is to convince them that they, and the people around them, and the people they care about, will all die if they don't. It's drilled into your head from day one. It's the way they ensure their commanding officers won't shy away from sending their men off to die. The message is constant- sacrifice is your duty, and duty ensures your people's survival.

In the Director's eyes, the damage Project Freelancer caused was his sacrifice. He never got the opportunity to sacrifice himself during the war- so he sacrificed others, as military brass do. The Freelancers- including his daughter. The countless sim troopers. Any people he considered "collateral damage" on missions. And when the opportunity to do so presented itself, he sacrificed a copy of himself- Alpha- and he sacrificed a copy of Allison- Tex.

The very thing that derailed his life- the loss of his wife- he made it happen again. He put her copy in dangerous situations, let her exist in the position of constant repeated failure, created the circumstances that would eventually lead to her death. He put their daughter in deadly situations that nearly killed her repeatedly, provided her with impossible expectations leading to self-destructive behaviours in the name of duty, implanted her with two AI knowing they could cause her permanent harm. He was confident he "would have made those sacrifices himself" because he did.

The Director is the embodiment of the military war machine. As an antagonist, he is a warning against buying into the glorification of sacrifice. He's a condemnation of the idea that one should be willing to do anything to win a war- that duty to the military is the thing that ensures survival... All the messages that are pushed to ensure recruitment and obedience of soldiers.

He's a reminder that swallowing the propaganda leads to you doing terrible things... and in the end, you're a broken man left mourning the losses that you suffered even as you repeated them, convinced that it was all necessary.

[creativitycache]

Alright apparently I’m now outnumbered in my small office for not carrying anything defensive like pepper spray, a taser, or a metal baton every day.

[gorespawn]

also while we're here i would like to share the two iterations of tumblr user gorespawn that have existed since i abandoned this blog back in like early 2021. Who wants me

[average-gay-walrus]

List of Beetlejuice things I own because I've just realized how insane(autistic) it is

-Beetlebear (Beetlejuice Build-A-Bear)

-Sandworm plush

-Beetlejuice cartoon T-shirt

-Beetlejuice movie T-shirt

-Beetlejuice musical hoodie

-Sandworm sweatshirt

-Beetlejuice loungefly backpack

-Beetlejuice Funko pop

-Beetlejuice Funko pop keychain

-Adam/Barbara/Handbook for the Recently Deceased spirt Halloween keychain (which is on the Beetlejuice loungefly backpack)

-Beetlejuice piggy bank (not a big but idk what else to call it)

-Beetlejuice musical bag

-Five Beetlejuice musical playbills

-Beetlejuice Christmas ornament

-Beetlejuice Halloween costume (which I still wear as normal clothes)

-Handmade Beetlejuice bracelet (that I'm matching with my mom with >:33)

-Beetlejuice gloves

-Beetlejuice beanie

-"Never Trust The Living" pin

-Beetlejuice patch

-Beetlejuice tin of candy (blue raspberry flavored >:3)

[knightmarebug]

Knight Rider X Transformers Figurine

Guys, guess who's jorts man finally arrived? That's right, mine did. Here have some pictures of him I took in a light box. You can all argue amongst yourself how beautiful or ugly he is.

And here are transparent PNG versions of the image that you can use to your hearts content for literally anything.

As a review on the overall toy...probably only buy this if your consumed by as much Knight Rider brainrot as I am. He does light up and speak with a fairly large amount of phrases, but his voice is disappointingly not William Daniels. His headlights popping up makes him extra adorable. His transformation sequence is super easy compared to some other transformers and he hides his transformation seams pretty well. There was one part on his stomach where I couldn't get the piece to snap into place so his chest isn't secured and is kinda floppy, but that might just be me. He comes with two generic guns and a little com-watch that is removeable. Yes and his jorts are still ugly. Do you think I should paint over them? Lemme know if there's anything else you wanna know about him.

[faaun]

my research partner and i are huddled in a blanket in paddington waiting for a too-late train i already miss you and you and you

[blusargento]

you guys keep saying ally is the most experienced player this season as if ify nwadiwe (an actual dm and as far as i know long time ttrpg enjoyer) wasnt sitting right next to them