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Tumblr fyp keeps on amazing me. Just saw someone being so pressed about the fact that "people now are giving actual names to their ships instead of using the name x name system"
And I was a bit confused because, technically speaking, one of the oldest (and coolest) way to name a ship was to call it something-shipping, ygo and pkmn are prime examples of this system and usually people would still use the name tagging system plus there were LISTS being made so... But anyway, remembering this I was kinda tempted to comment on the post but then had the foresight to check their blong and yep
14yo.
Yeah. Yeah I bet it's a "people are NOW doing this NEW thing" situation for you buddy. Huh.
#man I felt old#AGAHAHAJSDKFK#also can we go back to that naming system#it was so much more evocative and cool#derangedfujoshi rambles
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I want to talk about this take from my main blog because I want to double down on it.
I truly think that Veilguard is a bad Dragon Age game.
I donāt mean to sound like a bitch, but I really hate that people feel like this is a good Dragon Age game. I hate that people use the excuse that Dragon Age reinvents itself every game in its defense. I hate that people think that this is what a Dragon Age game is. And Iāve been hearing that this is āstill a Dragon Age gameā even from some critical reviews.
My rebuttal, if I was being flippant, is that the vibe is simply off. It doesnāt feel right.
If I have to put my disappointment and anger into words, I would say:
No, the heart of the games has never changed. The idea that your worldview is shaped by your past and that you can be a hero or a villain depending on who tells the story has never changed. Navigating complex and sometimes race/class-based politics has never changed. The ability for you to earn approval and disapproval based on personality-defining dialogue choices and/or meaningful choices hadnāt changed. Being able to go up and talk to characters (companions most of all) to learn about who they are and how Thedas has shaped them has never changed. Companions not solely based on tropes and nebulous ideas of what makes a cute relationship used to exist. Lore reveals were handled with care and sprinkled throughout the game rather than thrown at you one after the other. Gameplay never used to insult your intelligence by handing you an explanation to everything within seconds of being presented with a problem. This series of roleplaying games used to let you roleplay even if it was just respecting what tone you wanted to use.
Or, something like that.
When people tell me that this is a good Dragon Age game, it feels like theyāre comparing this legacy of games to one of those Marvel movies or remakes that doesnāt need to exist, but does because it has a built in audience and will make them money. It feels devoid of what made the old games special to me. I know that the other games arenāt perfect. Not even in all of the respects I mentioned earlier, but I felt like BioWare gave a shit? Even Dragon Age: II with all of its flaws has this beautiful cast of characters and (narratively) fleshed out city and Dragon Age: Inquisition with all of its fetch quests had some of the most complex characters, interesting quest mechanics, and this highly ambitious (if flawed) setting design. This game is so half-baked that I barely understand what itās about or who itās really for.
In fact, after I finished the game, it took me a few days to get over feeling negatively about the entire series. I was terrified that Veilguard had ruined this series that Iād loved for half my life for me. I felt stupid. I hate that I care so much when Iām not certain that they do. Or, being more charitable, Iām not certain that BioWare is capable of making a product with care under EA.
I donāt know. Maybe this is a Dragon Age game, but if it is, Iām not sure I want another one.
#this was originally going to be a very long essay because i was mourning how this game felt like a nail in the da coffin#iāve typed and retyped this a million times because my sorrow over this game is so bone deep#also iām sorry if you followed me because of that one emmrich post i made and now iām shitting on a game you like#just cause i hate veilguard doesnāt mean that i donāt think that the old man isnāt hot#i contain multitudes#also to be clear i donāt feel as negatively about everything now#i am capable of seeing veilguards strengths Iām just very disappointed#veilguard critical#dragon age critical#bioware critical#ea critical#ea hate#datv critical#datv hate#veilguard negative
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#hell is a teenage girl#girlhood#girlblogging#this is a girlblog#i love old men#oldermen#lana del rey#older man <3#i love lana del rey#he hit me and it felt like a kiss#relatable#girl rotting#this is what makes us girls#music is therapy#self love#older guys
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ā ļøDEADPOOL&WOLVERINE SPOILERSā ļø
Never have i ever wanted to bingewatch Fox's X-Men movies more than in that moment right there...
#GODDAMN#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#deadpool#deadpool 3#marvel#x men#logan howlett#NO SERIOUSLY HOLY CRAP#IM SURE THEY USED CGI TO LIKE DEFINE THE MUSCLES BETTER BUT FOR A RETIRED 55 YEAR OLD MAN THATS AN INSANE PHYSIQUE TO STILL HAVE#THE FUNNIEST THING IS THAT I NEVER SHOWED INTEREST IN THE X MEN MOVIES WHEN I WAS YOUNGER#I ONLY WENT BECAUSE IT WAS DEADPOOL AND BECAUSW I FOUND COOL HOW THEY GOT HUGH BACK FOR THE ROLE OF WOLVERINE#I LEFT THAT THEATRE IN LOVE!!!#I WONDER HOW MY MOM FELT BECAUSE SHE'S A HUGE X-MEN GEEK AND RECOGNIZED ALMOST ALL THE CAMEOS#deadpool spoilers
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Could I request silly happy Henry doodle maybe? Or, orrr, if you're willing something with Willy?
The Sunrise!
Fact, I did also sketch some Willy, but it looked like ass, so I'll try rethinking his design again before posting.
#hehehe dweling with animation again#i felt angry about not being able to capture Willy that's why I made the gif#willy simply wasn't giving āinfuriatingly handsome old manā vibes#I WILL come back to the old man again but i rly want to show the rage-motivaded animation.#henry oak#dungeons and daddies#dndads#animation#dndaddies#citrusbugz art
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missing them so bad actually omg.........
#peter parker#johnny storm#spideytorch#spider-man#human torch#i actually felt a pang looking at these old doodles..........#it's been a long year pass the D*N SL*TT?!?!? why is ryan north holding out on the world. pause on the caterpillar romance for a sec pleek
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Huzzah! It's birthday time! I'm slowly accumulating more and more things I like (latest additions this vest I made and a travel typewriter! Still need to fix the latter one though)
Sure has been a year.
#terri#niart#got my wisdom toofies out#well 2 out of 4#still got stitches#idk if this removal lowkey fixed my fear of the dentist?#it was so easy and painless#also finally i'm on anxiety meds jkahsdjash#i also got depression meds but i haven't tested them yet#I'm going to see the love of my life soon again!!!#only 2 more months to go....#i've also finally found awesome friends who don't make me feel like i'm insane for wanting to be cared for#the difference is like night and day#old friends saying hey let's surprise another friend of ours oh also i think it's your birthday on that day#new friends reminding me to pick a brunch place for us to go on my special day#i am sobbing#the right people are out there#don't lose hope#i've never felt this platonically loved honestly#also yes i'm working on the next dragon's lair aksjdhasjkd#just#a lot of things happening and i'm sooo burnt out#this piece was such a strain and i just#don't have patience for art rn#this is photobashed btw there's an actual photo of my typewriter under all those layers#i'm not about to spend 300 hours just to draw a typewriter from this angle kajshdjkasdh#ALSO ONE MORE THING CAN I JUST GUSH ABOUT THE ANASTASIA BROADWAY OKAY?!?!?!#I didn't realise until now that they made it way more historically inspired and i mean bruh BRUH#i have been having a recording of it playing on the background nonstop for like 3 days now#Vladimir Popov I want to inject you straight into my veins holy shit he is a perfect man
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sometimes you gotta give the coolest most badass character you know a really silly trait
#clownzy#branzypierce#lsshipping#i'm not. maintagging the fandom but at least the characters? surely?#branzycraft#clownpierce#xuh art#paper#sketch#wip#yes. this also applies to the old man champion from parkour civilization#i also felt like i ought to put it out there sooner rather than later if people are gonna be weird about it idk#my headcanon is clown is 22-23? ish? while branzy is around 45#clown knows what hes doing ok#also i absolutely think this plays into why branzy thought clown was not serious at first cuz no way this guy is actually interested in him#and honestly maybe clown wasnt. maybe he was just messing with branzy at first. but branzy IS fun and cunning and smart and deadly and#silly and useful and so down for murder and clown ended up liking him fr so hard and so fast. oops. boo boo the fool
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finished! not sure i did everyone justice, but I had fun and got some practice in :)
Here we have
Oakburn, from @gooseclan
Heronstar, from @juniper-clan
Acornleg, from @cheesecakepaw
Archstar, from @littlebloomclan
Honeystar, from @the-moth-from-elsewhere
and Ringstar, from @circus-clangen
#art#clangen#clan generator#gooseclan#other clans#some notes!#i think that Acornleg was the most fun to draw#I rlly like their design#i didn't notice honeystar's drippy stripes until i was studying the ref but i LOVE them#i might have to use that design myself#ringstar was a fun step out of my comfort zone and idk if i did him justice but i love his freaky old man swagger#i dont usually draw cats with eyelashes but heronstars artist gives her such fabulous ones that i felt compelled#oh and elsewheremoth told me to go crazy with honeystar's design so i made her spikey <3 i love spikey fur
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Leader and deputy
[Image description: a digital painting of Squirrelstar and Ivypool from Warriors. Squirrelstar is a small dark red cat with green eyes, standing in front of the much taller Ivypool, a gray tabby-and-white cat with blue eyes and many battle scars. The background is dark blue. end ID]
#i havent read a new wc book in years (They are not very good) but have been keeping up with The Happenings recently cause its fun#when was the last time there was a female leader+deputy? leopardstar and mistyfoot???????#anyway so happy forthem i hope they dont both die immediately#warriors#warrior cats#wc#squirrelstar#squirrelflight#ivypool#art#2023#I have actually been doodling a ton of cat designs like in classes in the last couple months lol#havent posted them because theyre just Designs and so many people post those all the time but if i get one (1) ask about it i can post them#also just have not felt like posting art recently even though ive been doing it. LOL#worried about squirrelstar cause um. i know cat ages have been generally increasing but she is older than her dad was when he died#if wc wiki ages are to be believed#her husband just retired to be an old man and she took his job#well whatever... i dont even read the books... i dont care... tch#ALSO EDITED CAUSE I REALIZED I PUT HER WHITE PAW ON THE WRONG SIDE#the first few rbs will have the wrong version but whatever. its fine. its fine
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something about finding safety in a bed that's long been empty
#dude i need you to know how fucked up i was about sniper and his parents#me and my friend were really GOING AT IT like. this poor man loved his parents so dearly#i cant imagine the grief he felt knowing they had passed#AND HE LIVED IN THAT HOUSE !!! ALONE !! FOR MONTHS AFTER!!#its gotta fuck a person up#especially since all the things that once brought him comfort are stripped of that warm familiarity bc his parents are gone.#now all he's got is a cold empty old house and himself#tf2#tf2 sniper#tf2 sniper's parents#tf2 fanart#art#team fortress 2#squishart
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hjm <333333
#i am. very tired ans thinkibn about him <333333#my mannnnnnnnnnhhhh#welt yang#hi3#honkai impact#honkai impact 3rd#hsr#honkai star rail#weltie!#joachim nokianvirtanen#š¬.chattin#love so abd love himm#stupid squishy old man lovveeeyouuu#alien space#second eruption#oh also just felt i needed to add the fact i dont ship himewelt#not a himewelt post himewelt fans move on this is welt crumbs
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Ford x Reader dating headcanons, some are like POTs specific and trans masc specific
When you first start dating, he has no idea what he's doing really, he starts showing physical affection in very awkward ways like ruffling your hair and just sorta grabbing your arms and giving you random hugs
He's very paranoid about Bill hurting you, so he doesn't let you sleep in his bed with him for the longest time, but he won't tell you why
Once, you fell asleep in his lap and when you woke up he was gone, but you were tucked in nice and neat. When you went looking for him, his bedroom door was locked.
He's insecure about holding your hand, especially in public, worried about what you'll say and what other people will say
His hands are nice and warm to the touch, they feel very soft
He's very insistent that you get up slow so you don't faint or fall, and he keeps you steady when you get dizzy
Normally he doesn't like to be bothered when he's working but he likes it when you sit with him and just exist near him
He's very sensitive to your dysphoria and relates to it, he makes an extra effort to ensure you don't experience it because of him
He likes to read the things he's writing out loud and narrate his research when you're around
Once, you had a very strange dream with him in it, but he won't admit that you'd somehow shared dreams because he has no idea how it happened
He mumbles a lot in his sleep, a lot of sad and confusing things, if you ask about it he just brushes it off, he doesn't want you to worry
He loves hearing about your dreams, he's very invested in whether or not a "triangle guy" features in them
Sometimes, after a rough night of no sleep, he asks you to read to him because he finds your voice very calming
He falls asleep on top of books often, and in your lap or with his head nestled on the crook of your shoulder, he's a very light sleeper
He's up late often, studying and working, you like staying up with him, to which his response is to begrudgingly go to bed just so you'll go
He has very strange hygiene habits, burns his beard off instead of shaving it, he washes his hands and uses hand sanitizer on them before he eats, he wears gloves to cook
Once you asked him to trim your hair and he just kinda burnt the excess off, he took you to a barber afterwards and paid for them to fix it, he was horrifically embarrassed when you explained what happened to the barber
Sometimes you shower together, in a nonsexual way, he helps you clean your back and hair, normally he takes scalding hot showers but he turns the heat down so you don't pass out
He takes you on a date in the alien ship and holds you while he uses the magnet gun to slide you both down
He excitedly shows you everything, including the deactivated security bots, he accidentally reactivates them while knocking on them and assuring you they're "perfectly safe"
He stands in front of you and you hide, he knows you can't control your heart rate, and you both make it out unscathed
If you get into an altercation with any anomalies he immediately jumps to take the hits for you, to his own detriment
He's embarrassed accepting help from you to treat his wounds, but he sits still, biting his tongue if anything hurts and never letting you know
He always has an extensive first aid kit on him when you're around, and he likes to keep track of your meds, but he won't bug you about them if you don't want him to
He tests out pet names on you, recording your responses to them, he called you sugar plum once, never again
He likes to call you dear and dearest (and babe, although a bit awkwardly) in public
He calls you dove, starshine, beloved, honey, and bunny in private, he slipped up once and Stanley never let it go
He teaches you how to shoot, and makes sure you're carrying protection on you whenever you go out, usually his modified bear spray
He refuses to text so you're always receiving random calls from him, they're typically never about anything important, he just likes to hear your voice and know that you're okay
He gives you his coat when you're cold and when you trip and fall or become harmed in any way he worries incessantly, he treats all your wounds very carefully and says everything he's going to do before he does it, always asking if it's okay
He smells like pine needles, smoke, pen ink, and generally has a nice outside-smelling musk about him
He has dozens of coats, turtlenecks, and sweaters, he lets you borrow them whenever you want, they always smell like him
He forgets to take his coat and boots off around the house, he wears socks with cat patterns all over them
When you argue he tends to pace a lot, he's very stubborn and has a hard time seeing when he's wrong
He can get a little possessive and protective at times, and you argue about it, eventually he concedes, knowing you're right
One time you came home very late at night and he was out looking for you, Stanley stayed behind knowing you'd come back, he tells you his brother really cares about you and he's rarely ever seen him so worried
Stan warns you not to break Ford's heart, if you ever tell Ford about this, they argue about it
Stan and Ford argue and fight a lot, but they're very close, and they try to not argue in front of you
Ford is awkward around his grandniece and grandnephew, but you can tell he cares a lot about his family and he makes an effort to make sure they like you too. Mabel is obsessed with your relationship, it gets to be a bit much at times.
The end :D
#ford pines x reader#ford pines#ford pines x transmasc reader#stanford pines#ford pines headcanons#ford pines x you#ford pines x reader headcanons#idk#i felt like sharing#i love this old man#gravity falls#gravity falls fanfiction#gravity falls headcanons
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I'm both Fiddauthor and Billford. But BillFord in a "You are just like me in a sense, two fenomenons. You made me feel special, you gave me the universe. But you destroyed my sanity, my mind, my life" and also as "needy ex can't get over the dude that he thought was "not a big deal" but made he feel things he never felt" way. Like doomed TOXIC yaoi that would get along if they weren't so freaky but at the same time if they weren't that freaky they'd have never meet at all.
And i'm FiddAuthor as in a "Even when i was controlled, and i was slowly losing my mind. It was always you there with me. You kept me sane until you left me" way, because Fiddleford abandoned his family just to give Ford unconditional companioship and help him live his dream, i also believe that their relationship is a big "what if". Ford deserves a lil bit of love, and Fidd is the one that gave it in the purest way to him, and Fidd deserves to be with that roommate that he chased for years LMAO, they deserve to have eachother for the little time they have left. I feel like at the end of the day FiddAuthor is endgame.
TLDR; BILLFORD AS IN BILL CAN'T GET OVER THE FIRST MAN THAT MADE HE FEEL THINGS AND FIDDAUTHOR AS ENDGAME, LIKE WHEN A ROMANCE PROTAGONIST ENDS WITH THE GOOD GUY AFTER 3 SEASONS WITH THE UGLY ASS BAD BOY
#im not normal#my brain is rotting#fiddleford mcgucket#gravity falls#fiddleauthor#fiddauthor#stanford pines#how can i get over this old man yaoi triangle#i definetly cant#billford#fordsquared#fordford#i feel like bill felt like Ford was the only one that understood him#that's why he can't get over him either#luckily his aim is getting better (ford)
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beyond
#fanart#art#my art#sketch#illustration#gravity falls#young fiddleford#gravity falls fiddleford#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#mcgucket#old man mcgucket#bill cipher#bill ci the triangle guy#artists on tumblr#i guess he feels nervous near the portal#and felt like that even before incident
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I would like to remind people that Chilchuck hasn't seen his wife in 4 years.
So he maybe wasn't there to see his daughters become adults, but he was there for the majority of their childhood.
When he left, Mayjack and Flertom were 12, and Puckpatty was 10. They reach adulthood at 14, so maybe yes, he was absent when they were still kids, but that doesn't mean he didn't maintained contact with them afterwards as far as I know. The thing he uses around his neck was a gift from Flertom, and he was using it when he met Laios's party.
#you can tell i love chilchuck#but yea#she left him for his daughters puberty#i know they're in good terms now. he and his daughters i mean#so its unlikely to me that he never contacted his daughters after wife left#its just me defending this old man's ass because he was there 70-80% of their childhood and left when they were no longer childs#they were all adolescents (10 and 12 in half-foot years must be like 14 and 16 i guess??? wich.. yea they joung but no childs literally)#it could have been better if he didnt leave but he's got 0 knowledge of why did wife left with the kids#and he assumes she doesnt wsnts him near the kids because they left with her#oooh#i love this old man#you can hate on him all you want but dont say he wasnt there for their childhood because he was. he had work yes but he was#dungeon meshi#chilchuck#dunmeshi#chilchuck tims#delicious in dungeon#fish rambles#my shit#maybe you were talking sarcasm or idk but i felt like doing a post to this tags so im sorry lol#dungeon meshi spoilers
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