#mammon Headcanons

[froggibus]

i really love how you write the obey me characters, i feel like theyre so in character and i appreciate that a lot! If i may, can i request headcanons of the brothers on how they help Mc stay hydrated? lol Especially now that it’s summer and drinking water is more important than ever. I feel like they would all have their own way of doing so.

thank you :-)

The Hydration Situation - Obey Me! Brothers

Genre: fluff/crack

CW: dehydration + effects of dehydration, lots of water drinking, kinda protective! brothers, Beel/Satan/Asmo are the only ones who understand hydration, slightly overbearing brothers, Levi is a weeb, reader kinda = MC

that is so kind, it’s really nice to hear you enjoy it!! summer writing has me in a CHOKEHOLD right now so I’d absolutely love to do this for you! thanks for the req & hope you enjoy 💓 also the title kinda sounds like a big bang theory episode lol

Lucifer:

he has some…interesting ways to make you stay hydrated

obviously he starts with the easy ones/what works on his brothers

he will make it more easily accessible, maybe buy you a cute water bottle & some stickers to decorate it

also will remind you CONSTANTLY

but if that doesn’t work, he’s going to Pavlov you (esp if you respond well to praise)

anytime he sees you drinking water, he’ll reward you (stickers, praise, snacks)

anytime you forget, he gives you a disappointed sigh (usually reserved for Mammon) and makes it well known that he’s upset

(spoiler: he never actually is)

if you ever complain about a headache, muscle cramps etc it’s SO over

the first question he’s asking is if you’ve drank enough water, followed by him asking you why you haven’t drank enough water

he WILL make you sit in his office with him while he does paperwork and monitor your water intake

until you’ve drank enough for the time of day & staved off the incoming effects of dehydration, you’re not leaving

(Levi begrudgingly partners with Mammon to try to rescue you, which just ends up with all three of you being locked in his office and forced to drink water)

Mammon:

he himself is not the best at remembering to drink water

however Satan told him some fun (read: unfun) facts about humans and dehydration that have made him paranoid for life

he’s absolutely convinced you’re going to drop dead on the spot of you forget your water for even an hour (very funny to watch)

this leads to him always carrying water for you in his bag and car like a worried mom, and setting alarms for himself to remind you

probably keeps an entire case of water bottles in the mini fridge in his room just so he can always have one on hand

however don’t you dare question why or else you’ll get a lecture :,)

“whaddya mean overbearing? d’ya wanna die or something? is that it? you’re my—our—human & it’s my—our—job to take care of ya”

whenever you guys go out to eat he’ll always force you to order a water and won’t let you get anything else (even juice) until you’re finished

accidentally ends up drinking more water himself, too

(also probably pavlovs himself into associating it with you)

despite how cheap he is, if you run out of water when you’re out and about, he will spend an absurd 5$ on a plastic water bottle for you

Levi:

again, definitely not the best at remembering his water

he lives off of Baja Blast or something (even tho he’s literally a sea creature)

he’s playing a game like Kenshi or Raft or something and realizes that humans are so fragile they’ll die without water

even tho he could technically research this he doesn’t and just lets himself panic spiral instead

decides that it’s now his responsibility to make sure you drink enough water and that he’s your protector

honestly it’s really sweet if a little dorky

trades out all his soda for water and Gatorade and when you ask about it he just says he’s ’being healthier’

feels super awkward when you praise him for that

whenever you come for your late night movie marathons he has a glass of water waiting for you (in some cool cup, no doubt)

he’ll offer you up some Gatorade if you finish and some ‘healthy’ snacks like strawberry pocky (cause it totally has real strawberry in it)

feels super happy and proud of himself that he’s helping you get better and staving off the effects of dehydration

probably forces you to wear a dorky matching bucket hat anytime you go outside

“it’s hot out! you need water and shelter or it’s game over”

??

Satan:

the least but also the most overbearing ever

read about it in some book about humans in the summertime and he’s been worried about it ever since

buys a notebook (that he lets you decorate) that he keeps a little water log in

he’ll colour in squares every time you meet your hourly water goal and (unbeknownst to you) he’ll give you a sticker at the end of the day if you meet it

you’re a little confused but who doesn’t love a free sticker?

super big stickler about sun protection too—if you try to leave the house without some SPF and a hat, he’s dragging you back inside until you agree to

you don’t really notice or care that much when he’s suddenly following you around with a journal everywhere—you just assume it’s one of his experiments

let’s it ‘slip’ to the other brothers so that they can watch over you whenever he’s not around (which just results in all of them panicking oops)

if the temp outside reaches above like 30c/90f, he won’t let you leave without a water bottle and some sort of sports drink

though he’ll really just find someway to coax you into the house

“there’s this new book I got in a lot online and I couldn’t help but notice it was also on your wishlist…care to take it off my hands?”

he thinks he’s slick… but also it works lol

you two end up spending most of the hot days inside, cozied up in the air conditioning of his room reading books

Asmo:

probably the only one who’s made you drink water outside of the summer months

he’s a stickler for hydration so anytime you’re hanging out, he’s always serving up some sort of new fancy water

has a little mini fridge of it like Chopped Leaf

watermelon, cucumber, charcoal, coconut—you name it

he lets you be for the most part, but if it’s a particularly hot day or he notices your skin and hair are looking a little dull, he’ll step in

does something lowkey, like a self care day

he’ll pamper you as a distraction to keep slipping you glasses of water, and by the end of the day, you’re back to your usual glowy self

he has a little app on his phone to track his water intake and probably has an extra little profile for you on it

the only one aside from Satan who also realizes you need electrolytes and vitamins in addition to the water

(meanwhile the other brothers have just been flushing all the nutrients out of you 😭)

don’t worry, he has an insane vitamin collection to make up for it

keeps those Alani Nu energy drinks around since they have collagen & stuff in them

also he’s like those people online who have like a crazy collection of different shapes/flavours of ice cubes

if you’re particularly sick or dehydrated, he’ll make a fun little game out of it by setting up a water bar or something for the two of you

it’s really sweet, honestly

Beel:

as a football player, he knows how important it is to stay hydrated

probably didn’t realize just how fragile humans are until you get woozy and delirious while playing football outside

he’s super worried but keeps it together and does a little research on his DDD

shows you where he keeps his secret stash of water, sports drinks & energy drinks

totally gives you a free pass to have any that you want too

after that, he’s watching you like a hawk

he’ll subconsciously time you and if you haven’t drank water in a while, he’ll give you a gentle reminder to

ends up getting you a water bottle (maybe one that matches his sports one ^^) just so that you’ll remember

like Mammon he keeps water on him at all times so that you can both stay hydrated

during your midnight snack runs, he won’t share with you until you drink a big cup of water (sometimes more if you’re having something salty!!)

he also has those flavoured electrolyte packets to make it a little more fun for you if you need it

or if it’s just very, very hot outside

he’ll make you a fun little glass of water and maybe even garnish it with an umbrella like a cocktail

also makes you eat lots of hydrating foods!! watermelon & cucumber are big ones for him, maybe celery and grapes too

he’ll make a little platter for you guys to share

Belphie:

I do not believe this man drinks water I’m sorry

didn’t care much at first about your water intake but when he notices you getting a little run down, he steps it up

makes sure to keep an extra glass of water on his nightstand for you whenever you come to nap or play games with him

sets alarms so he can wake up between naps and check on you

although he’ll just lazily text “water?” to you most of the time

and you just respond with a thumbs up emoji or something

probably finds those ‘sleepy mocktails’ online or something and makes you them before bed

like the magnesium cranberry juice ones

steals from Beel’s secret stash for you

probably has a secret mini fridge in one of his nightstands and stocks it up with extra water for you

on particularly hot nights (esp if you’re sweating a lot) he might wake you up so you can take a few sips of water

cause nothing is worse than waking up all achy with a dry throat and nose

making you drink more water kinda forces him to drink more water too

Asmo is absolutely seething with envy at how shiny Belphie’s skin and hair get

(this summer becomes known as the summer MC pees a million times lol)

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[otakusheep15]

Obey Me Flufftober Day 17

Prompt: Clothes

Pairing: Mammon x reader

Word count: 456

A/n: I'm lowkey so tired right now, but I refuse to go to bed until I finish writing. I refuse to fall behind so late into the month!! Also, it's finally time for Mammon! And I really like this prompt for him.

Mammon was naturally possessive. It came with the sin after all. He was possessive of anything and everything he considered his. This included money, clothes, food, accessories, trinkets, and, of course, you. Even before you two got together, he was so greedy for your attention. If you ever talked to someone when he was around, he would get super pissed off. At first, he didn't do anything about it, but as y'all got closer, he began dragging you away from conversations. He doesn't do this as often when you're talking to his brothers, but even they aren't always spared.

To be honest, you'd find it adorable if it weren't so inconvenient. Mammon loves you more than anything, and that's very sweet of him. However, the ways in which he expresses his love could use some work. Since he's so possessive, you suggested the idea of you wearing his clothes when out in public. That way, you can still interact with people while letting them know that you're already taken. Mammon liked this idea immediately, and that's how you found yourself where you are now.

Your closet now has more of Mammon's clothes in it than your own. The two of you are not the same size, so a lot of his clothes fit awkwardly at certain angles on your body, but you don't mind too much. This compromise has been great for the both of you, as it's given Mammon some ease of mind and allows you to function as a normal member of society. Plus, you can't deny that Mammon has lovely fashion sense, and that's always a bonus in your eyes.

Mammon also has a tendency to steal your clothes. You know he does, so sometimes you'll purposefully leave out the clothes you've worn recently so that he can take them. After talking with the brothers, you learned that demons have a heightened sense of smell, and Mammon likes taking your clothes because he can smell you on them. It's comforting to him, so you've been making sure to lend him new clothes about every week or so.

This exchange has been going on for a while now. He'll give you some clothes to wear, and you'll give him some clothes as well. Most of the demons around you have noticed Mammon's lingering scent on you and visa versa, and Mammon absolutely eats it up. He knows how many demons of jealous of him, and he loves it. That greed of his really plays a part in this whole scheme. Again, it would be cute if it weren't slightly strange as well. Demon dating culture is still a bit confusing to you, but you suppose you can get used to it for Mammon's sake.

[sister-lucifer]

Just saw your post abt the NSFW question👁👁

Fandom: Obey Me! , Character: Mammon

A lot of people would assume Mammon is rather vocal. Would you agree and what exactly do you think he says? Praising his partner, or simply whimpering? Maybe even adding some degradation?

oooo good question!

Mammon is tied with Levi for most vocal (except Levi mostly just makes noises, Mammon says actual real words). He starts off talking biiiiig game, all about how “you’re so lucky that The Great Mammon has chosen you” and how “a demon like him could have anyone he wanted; human, demon, or angel!”

But this devolves the closer he gets to his climax. He’ll start sprinkling some backhanded praise in, saying things like “Thats a good human, know your place…”, and then it’ll turn into more genuine encouragement, like “You’re doing so well, just like that”

But by the end? Ooohhh by the end he is a whiny mess!! He’s begging and pleading for you to keep going even though you never once even thought about stopping, he’s just so desperate! That ego he boasts has been completely disregarded as he cries out for you: “Please, please don’t stop! Oh— S-So good! A-Ah—!”

one things for sure though, he has no idea how to shut the fuck up (and we love him for it)

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[junkkey]

Some Mammon headcanons

Part 2 :

-he and Asmodeus are exes, their relationship finished in a bittersweet end over lots of disagreements .

-They tried to keep it not too hostile cause they know they're stuck with each other for eternity (until Fizzarozzie happened)

-when he's in a absolute madness rage and that there's no holding back, he's eyes became spiral like the native of his circle.

-he's never been ashamed of his body type, he likes himself like this.

-the only things he doesn't like about himself physically is his scars cause it shows that he's not all powerful, have been defeated and are in general his vulnerable spots.

-every sins has the ability to change size, to transform into a "compress" form of themselves and to change into a native hellborn species of their respective ring.

-When he was an angel, he didn't had any green on him or spider features, he was a lot more made of feathers.

-The spider parts progressively came as he slowly became the sin of greed. He left his angelic traits for an "less perfect" earth creature that embodied his actions better (trapped in his web, suck people's blood and wealth dry).

Same thing happened to his angelic gold, before he was cast out his eyes, teeth, strypes on his furr/feathers were gold but with the time they decayed and became green or black

-he hated to lost parts of his natural gold, thankfully his new spider features had conserved it.

[platonic-qpr-selfshipping]

Ok I haven't interacted with obey me since 2020, but back then mammon was my qpp sooooo how about mammon qpr headcanons :)?

hellooo thank you for the request of the best boy :D!

Mammon as your queerplatonic f/o!

I'm a huge fan of the headcanon that angels and demons don't really work by human social norms, therefore labels aren't a big thing for them. So when you try to explain to him what a qpr is, even if you're a bit nervous about it sounding confusing in his head, he'll just see it as the most natural thing.

You have to wait until he has the realisation moment that you're asking for him to be in a queerplatonic relationship with him. And when he does, you'll know by how he's slowly blushing harder and harder without saying a word. He's gotta take it in first.

When talking about each other's preferences and boundaries in the relationship, he'll have all his attention on you. Knowing that you trust him with what you like and what brings you discomfort fuels his confidence and motivation to make you happy.

And as soon as he reaches that confident state, he'll be super proud to be the one announcing to others that you two are in a qpr whenever someone asks. He likes to show off his treasure, y'know.

He probably visited you a lot already, especially just to vibe in your room if you're at House of Lamentation, but expect even more frequent invitations to his room now. Maybe he wants to show you something he bought (with Lucifer's approval, of course /j), to make plans to go outside and then watch some movies or just to see you. He appreciates your presence a lot, it's practically calming to him.

Everyone can see how he completely loves it when you show you two are close while being in public or at home with his brothers. Letting him rest his head on your lap while Leviathan and Beelzebub are playing, playing with his fingers when you're bored in class or even just speaking in a relaxed manner with him. When he notices those details, he can't help but smile.

You become his go-to person when he finds something he wants to try. He once heard stylists talking about a new café during one of his photoshoots and the first idea that popped in his mind was to invite you there with the money he'd get from that exact job. Spending on you is never an issue, it's just a priority.

But he knows you're also there on the not so positive moments of life, too. He already relied a lot on you before, and now he feels like he unconsciously does it. Knocking on your door late at night? Might be him if you haven't lent him a copy of your keys yet.

And in those nights spent together, he'll always take your hand at some point without saying anything. Just to feel you there, to appreciate how lucky he is to have found such an amazing person like you and mentally promise to himself that he'll do anything he can for things to stay like that. Maybe he doesn't state it out loud, but you can see it in how his eyes shine.

[kirishwima]

Also this is purely me missing the gym, but which of the brothers would you most want to be your gym buddy? Mine's probably Asmo 'cuz we'd just do cardio and gossip lmao, or Mammon cuz he'd *actually* work out and slap u with his towel if you slack off which, ew but fair enough :|

[ibukiful]

[zouzoru-comms-open]

H-hey *drops all their obey me fanarts because I wanna make commissions*

[squeakyducky]

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Obey Me Flufftober 2023 Day 2

Prompt: Movie

Pairing: Mammon x reader (gender neutral)

Word count: 678

A/n: Happy day 2 of Flufftober! This prompt was pretty difficult for me, and it went through so many different versions, but I'm pretty happy with the final result. Warning for mentions of non-specific horror movies/jumpscares and such. It's not described in any detail, just mentioned.

Watching a movie in the House of Lamentation was always an event. If you wanted to watch a movie with the whole family, there needed to be a months notice just in case someone had plans. Conversely, if you wanted to watch a movie alone or with just one brother, it suddenly seemed like the whole house was free to watch the movie.

That's why you were extra careful when planning this at-home movie date with Mammon. The two of you had made absolute sure that every one of his brothers would be busy. This way, you two could finally enjoy some alone time. It's not like the two of you didn't enjoy his brothers' company; it's just that, sometimes, you'd like to be alone as a couple and do something with each other.

Mammon had let you pick out the movie today. He had been wanting to experience more human world movies since meeting you, so you've been slowly introducing him to some of your favorites. Today you decided on a horror movie since Halloween was approaching. You knew Mammon wasn't the biggest horror movie fan, but you were hoping this one would be tame enough for him, as it was one of your favorites and you wanted to enjoy it with him.

You had informed him in advance that it would be a horror movie, but, in typical Mammon fashion, he played it off. Despite you having witnessed firsthand how scared he is of horror movies, Mammon claims that horror movies don't scare him in the least, and that you don't have to worry about him. If anything, he should be the one worrying about you since you're a weak human and all. You let him rant, knowing the movie would shut him up quick. As much as you love him, Mammon really could be a cocky bastard sometimes.

The movie starts, and he does seem to be doing well so far. If anything, he's doing much better than you thought he would, which is impressive. Then the cold open jumpscare hits, and Mammon is already flying out of his seat. When you pause the movie to make sure he's okay, he tries to play it off as if you imagined the whole thing, but you know better. You ask him if he'd like to continue, and he says yes, although you notice he was rather hesitant in his answer.

Things did not get better from here. Every time there was a sound cue or a change in lighting, Mammon would either jump, scream, cling on to you, or some combination of all three. When an actual jumpscare hit, he would actually jump up and hide behind you. At this point, he's not even trying to claim he isn't scared, and you're at least thankful for that much. However, you decide about halfway through the movie that now was a good time to stop before Mammon actually died of a heart attack.

His protests were half hearted at best and you both knew it. He tried to claim once more that he wasn't actually scared, but the shaking of both his body and voice betrayed him. Taking sympathy on the poor demon, you pulled him into your arms, telling him that you didn't have to finish the movie. You also apologized for picking a horror movie, even if he told you it was okay. Mammon practically melted into your touch, laying his head on your chest and listening to your heartbeat. Eventually, he was calm enough to speak, telling you that it's okay, and he shouldn't have tried to act all brave when he knew he couldn't handle it.

The two of you sat like this for a long time, just chatting between moments of relaxed silence. Soon enough, you could feel Mammon's breath even out, and you knew he had fallen asleep. It was a gorgeous sight to behold, and you savored the rare image of Mammon. You continued laying there with Mammon on top of you, happy with how your movie date turned out.

[sister-lucifer]

Holla sir, how art thee this fine day? couldst i prithee requesteth 18 f'r mammon 'r laughing jack? t wouldst simply maketh mine own day!

- (btw I love how you’re also into Shakespearean lingo, so cool!) 🍠

18. What would this character do with a thousand dollars? 

Mammon: Spend it all immediately, obviously. on what? who knows, probably dumb shit he thinks he can resell at a higher price to make a quick buck

Laughing Jack: Does Jack even know what money is? if he does, probably not to a large extent. he wouldn’t know what to do with it. he’d either try to give it back to you because he’d feel bad accepting it or it would sit in his box somewhere until the end of time

If you’d like to play my character ask game, find the questions here:)!

[temis-de-leon]

Who's their emergency contact

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Lucifer: Mammon, his favourite brother and the one he turns to when things get serious. For the sake of his peace and sanity, there are things he'd rather keep secret from Diavolo and just for this reason he can't trust Barbatos either; telling something to the butler would only result in the prince knowing.

Mammon: you, whether you like it or not. Depending on the situation, Lucifer may leave him longer than necessary in the hospital (or wherever he's retained) and his younger brothers tend to make fun of him most of the time. If he has to face someone's wrath, please let it be yours.

Levi: Lucifer, the default option. As much as he loves and trusts you, he needs to be realistic: there are some things you cannot handle. Besides that, of course, his eldest brother is responsible when making decisions, especially if his family is involved.

Satan: Lucifer and he hates it. It used to be Asmo until he had an accident with a spell and ended up in serious trouble. When Asmo arrived he cried so hard out of worry that they had to call Lucifer, so he reluctantly changed it to save some time in the future.

Asmo: you. If something happens to him, the first person he wants to see when he wakes up is you and, if it were really serious anyway, you wouldn't go alone to get him. Plus, he'd also die of happiness under your care since he'd be receiving all your attention!

Beel: Lucifer, who he trusts the most in stressful situations. He loves Belphie with all his heart, yes, but he can't trust his twin to be awake at random times; emergencies can happen at any hour, after all.

Belphie: Beel. Does he have to explain? Besides you, there's no one in the family he trusts more than him, so it just makes sense.

You: Lucifer. Mammon tried to negotiate. He tried.

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This is so damn stupid. I promise I'm writing my normal posts, but I was watching Grey's Anatomy and it just happened. If it looks wonky, it's because I'm sleepy

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[irzali-imagines]

I fully believe that Solomon and MC just shout ""Wizard Spells"" at each other whenever they're bored. They shout shit like "I CAST MANUAL BLINKING" "I CAST MANUAL BREATHING" "I CAST EYELASH STUCK IN EYE" "I CAST TOTAL TOUNGE AWARENESS"

No real magic is used but a few demon brothers witnessed a "Wizard Duel" between MC and Solomon and got effected by "manual breathing" and fully believe that they are actually casting spells.

Lucifer: What in the devildom are you all up to now?

Mammon: SHH! MC and Solomon are having a wizard duel.

Belphie: I thought MC could only use our magic? Who's magic are they using?

Asmo: Their own!

Satan: They don't have magic.

Beel: Thats what we thought too but look.

-cut to MC and Solomon on opposite sides of the House of Lamentation's living room-

MC: I CAST INSTANT BRAZILLIAN WAX

Solomon: Oh you son of a bitch- I CAST ITCHY BONES!

MC: I CAST KIDNEY STONES!

Solomon: I CAST ENDOMETRIOSIS!

Lucifer: This is ridiculous. These aren't real spells.

MC: I CAST MANUAL BREATHING

Lucifer: *starts focusing on breathing* Wait what

[lovetei]

TW: Smut

The moment they found out that you want them, they were beyond pleased, but when they found out that you think a mere toy can compare to the real thing? They just have to prove you wrong.

Lucifer who made you sit on his cock while he's working, slowly trusting up on you, making sure you feel each vein on his dick while he whispers "Hmm, yes... So much better than that toy..." and kisses your neck.

Mammon who pounded you so rough, trying to prove that no toy can compare to him, no toy can make you feel as good as he can, "Ha, yeah? So much better right? So much better right? Bet your little toy can't pound you this hard, no?"

Leviathan who didn't notice how overstimulated you are and still kept on using both of his dick and tail to pleasure you, "Mhm, I know MC would feel better than those fleshlights... Cum on my cock again, hmm?"

Satan who wants to know how you fuck that toy and made you demonstrate it to him, sitting prettily with his shirt up and his pants on his knees while you went crazy over his dick, "Yeah, like that? You ride 'my cock' that hard, hmm?"

Asmodeus who is insulted and started to use that toy to abuse your hole while telling you how he will fuck you with the real cock, "Like this, too fast for you to handle? Well, I don't care. As soon as my cock enters this pretty little hole, you're done."

Beelzebub who shamelessly compares his cock to your toy, insulting it's existence then fucking you with it at the same time "You feel that? You feel how your toy can't even compare to my tip?"

Belphegor who hates it, why need this trash when you can have the real deal? The one that pounds you so rough you can't think "Wow, so pa.the.tic! You think this toy is me? Haha! It's too.fucking.small. to even compare!"

[comfortcharacterprompts]

Lucifer: It’s dark in here Mc: Don’t worry, I got this. Mc: *Stomps their feet* Mc: *Skechers light up*

[zephyrchama]

Demon brothers weaponizing their incompetence in the human world to get your attention. Your realm is sooo different to the Devildom, they need you to help them. These ancient and powerful beings are stumped by the incredible inventions of human ingenuity.

Or maybe they're taking advantage of you to monopolize your time.

---

Beelzebub, who had been using a fork just fine all day, suddenly forgets what it's for when you walk into the room. He fiddles with it in his hand and asks, "How does this human fork work?

You respond, confused, "It's the same as any fork? Literally the same as the Devildom, you just... stab the food and put it in your mouth."

"Belphie said human forks are different. You might have to feed me."

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Asmodeus comes to you in a bath robe, which he managed to put on just fine by himself. "I don't know how human baths work, you'll have to take one with me!"

Belphegor's request is simple. He's already laying down, half asleep, when he grabs your wrist and demands, "Show me how the bed works."

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"Lucifer, your brothers are driving me crazy again," you complain, having fled to the eldest's room for a moment of reprieve.

Red eyes peer at you from over the rim of his glasses. There's the faint curl of a smile on his lips. "Are they, now? Stay in here as long as you need."