#malewife energy fr

[dewey-ing-it]

Donald “my wife is a bitch and I like her so much” Duck🩷🖤

[okiedokrie]

Due to the (somewhat) positive reception of my Seventeen's Red Flags headcanon/drabble, here's-

Seventeen's Green Flags 🟢🟢🟢 (i dont have a green flag emoji)

S.Coups - Very loyal and protective!! Provider mindset!!

Jeonghan - Will match your energy!! Remembers the little things about you and adores taking care of you

Joshua - Classic textbook GENTLEMAN literally a unicorn among men

Jun - Loves with an innocence, basically down for whatever as long as it makes you happy

Hoshi - Enthusiastically gives you life updates, never makes you doubt his intentions

Wonwoo - Never raises his voice at you, saves all his best jokes for you

Woozi - Writes a song for you, has you as a main motivator to work harder

DK - Sunshine boy!!! Always ready to brighten your day

Mingyu - Malewife fr!!!

The8 - Your voice of reason, a person to ground you and make you feel secure

Seungkwan - Partner in crime, peels oranges for you

Vernon - YOUR #1 DEFENDER!! Will fight for your honor hands down

Dino - Dopey and innocent, down ATROCIOUS actually

[mera-mera-simp]

Op Characters Love Languages Pt.2 <3

Featuring: Mihawk, Iceburg, Marco, Shanks

Content: headcanons, fluff, GN! Reader

Pt. 1

Mihawk:

Acts of service, words of affirmation and slight physical touch

This man goes over the moon for you

He loves you with his whole heart so of course he will

He'll cook for the most part (malewife fr) or help you if you've already started

He likes to whisper sweet nothings to you when you guys are just enjoying each other's company. Or he'll just tell you romantic things out of left field. You never see it coming.

He likes holding you honestly. It's never over the top with his physical touch though, in public at least. The most PDA he gives in public is holding your hand or having an arm wrapped around your waist.

But when you guys are away from prying eyes, he actively holds you in his arms and presses small kisses to your neck.

His love languages go both ways with giving and receiving honestly.

Wrap your arms around him and kiss him softly, and congratulations. You've made the world's greatest swordsman melt into your arms.

For the most part, he's a pretty stoic man, but you get him so smile every time you tell or show him that you love him.

Deep down, he's honestly a big softie <3 (I'm so down bad for this goth man, Dracule Mihawk my beloved)

Iceburg:

Quality time and physical touch

This man is honestly the biggest lovebug there is in Water7 tbh

He gets so happy anytime he sees you (and you know for a fact he's brushing his responsibilities as mayor to the side to spend time with you)

He loves having an arm wrapped around your waist when you two stroll through the city

He'll make sure that you're safe whenever you guys visit the shipyard

And while he would absolutely adore to constantly brush off his work so he could spend time with you, he is the mayor. He'll just want you to hang out with him while he does some paperwork.

If it's late at night and he's still lost in his work, simply just come up behind him and drap your arms over his shoulders, he will instantly fall into your touch.

He gets so stressed and tense sometimes. Please remind him to take a break</3

Pepper his head and face with kisses.

Please just give him endless affection. He'll grumble about you trying to distract him, but there's no bite to it.

Remind him that you love him every once in a while. It's not that he forgets. He just likes to hear it sometimes.

Marco:

Another physical touch and quality time guy

Bro is quite literally always by your side, he loves you so much

He always has his hands on you, too. Look away for one second, and there is the bird man with an arm around your waist

Clingy mf <3

You're constantly getting head kisses from his man

Honestly, he just likes kissing you. He doesn't even care if the crew is around

Spend time with him. He doesn't really care what he's doing. He likes having you by his side

He'll most definitely ask you to chill with him while he's patching Ace up from one of his ADHD ideas.

Or just take a nap with our beloved pineapple head <3

Either way, Marco is very obvious with his love languages

Please hold the bird man in your arms while he sleeps. He will he extremely happy

You'll get a sweet kiss when he wakes up

Shanks:

Okay say it with me; physical touch

This mf seriously can't keep his hands to himself

And he has absolutely no shame about it either

You can casually be chatting with some of the crew, and he will come up out of nowhere and pull you against him

He does not care that you were mid conversation with Benn. He wanted attention then and there.

Good luck trying to pull away from him. Man may only have one arm, but that grip is like steel

You're stuck <3

He'll see the pout on your face and immediately kiss and tease you

"Awe babe come on, I'm not doing anything!"

Cheeky motherfucker

He'll be ecstatic if you return the same energy

Run up and give him a big hug. He'll instantly return it

He will kiss your face all over and hold you tightly in his arm

He is another lovebug who isn't afraid to show it

He loves you so much and he is dramatic af about it

But that's why we love him<3

[kurov1864]

Robin dating hcs!!

- Aggressive cuddler. As in, he'll jump onto you kind of hugging. He'll wrap around you like a snake when cuddling. He'll squeeze you until you can't breathe and wouldn't let go even if the world was ending type shit.

- Might be projecting a bit but he might be insecure about being from a branch family?? In one of the manga chapters, Bachiko mentions that Robin is the perfect archer, but it was a shame that he comes from a branch family.

- ACTS. OF. SERVICE. While he is super clingy, making you think that his love language is physical touch, he actually expresses way more affection through doing stuff for you!! Like cooking for you (malewife material fr), pulling your blanket up when you fall asleep, preparing you a snack pack to boost your energy (and hopefully your patience) after being drained by an exhausting morning of teaching students, and organizing surprise dates. Mostly food-related tbh,,,

- Ohmygod the dates. I'm not sure what is up with him and dates but he love love loves to make each date more unique then the last. For example? A picnic date near the everflowing lava lake, where you both compete to see who can guess which geyser shoots the highest. A fishing date in the clouds, where you both quite literally fish for birds. An archery date in a crystal cavern, where you both rely on your senses and the random bursts of light the crystals emit to take each other down. With him, you would never have a "normal" date.

- Also really connected with nature. If you're not the outdoorsy type, you two might not be the best match. When he's not focusing on his students or his many teacher tasks, you can probably find him wandering around Babyls, exploring every nook and inch and finding more hidden gems. (I have a hc that Babyls is a lot like Hogwarts, with many unexplored areas that aren't shown on screen, just because it would be cool)

- Communication is key!! He's not afraid to state his feelings loud and clear, and probably expects you to do the same. If you don't say anything nor show any physical signs of discomfort, he'll take that as an OK to continue doing whatever he's doing. Please don't make him have to guess why you're in a bad mood. No matter how observant his archers eyes are, they're not all-seeing. This also means that if you're doing something that makes him uncomfortable, he'll tell you in a very straightforward manner, maybe a little more hesitant if you enjoy doing that thing a lot.

- The whole "communication is key" part will also carry over to fights. Remember, when you two fight it's you two against the problem, not each other. While that doesn't mean that you both can't show emotion to have a perfectly rational conversation, it would be appreciated if there were no emotional walls up.

- Big on PDA in front of friends/in public, a bit more toned down in front of students. Like, you cannot tell me that he's not the type to jump on you, sit on your lap, intertwine your hands and kiss your cheeks. He doesn't really see a need to keep his relationship private (not that he can), but did he really have to stuff it in everybody's faces that you two were dating? Oh absolutely.

- This brings me to my next hc. Despite being sunshine incarnate, he can get awfully possessive. That's why he wants to tell everybody that you were his by acting so affectionately out in public. This way, nobody could ever doubt or even think that you two weren't together. And well, if there actually was some knucklehead that apparently didn't get the message, he would make sure that before your next meeting with them, you would be... appropriately marked as his. Of course, he could always use his image as a socially oblivious teacher to use and scare them off imply that you two were dating.

- Speaking of socially oblivious, I hope you realize he is anything but. As I've mentioned before, being an archer and all it's in his blood to be observant. This translates to him being able to sense anytime you are in a foul mood. And being the attentive and caring lover that he is, of course he's going to try and comfort you! You don't want to tell him what's wrong? That's totally fine. He'll cook you a nice hot meal while you shower, and try to cheer you up by telling you silly stories over the dining table. Expect a few movies to be put on while you two cuddle, anything to make you feel loved and protected. You want to vent about your day? That's good as well! He'll take it as a compliment that you trust him enough to not tell anybody. Although he's usually hyper and speaks up whenever he wants, for you Robin would just sit and listen, nodding and giving appropriate comments whenever needed until you're all tuckered out.

- When finding out you're human, I honestly don't think much would change. He has full faith in Suvillian's evaluation of you, and he wouldn't allow somebody who is weak and defenceless to join the faculty. Probably the only difference would be him trying to find out more about the human world, because he's just naturally curious about everything.

- DATES FOR MARRAIGE. I cannot stress this enough. Although he's not extremely traditional like Kalego, he is extremely loyal. This means that if he agrees to date you it's basically a declaration that he wants to marry and spend the rest of his life with you. He will not get into a relationship that he thinks won't last because he simply thinks it wouldn't be fair to both parties.

- Loves cheesy nicknames. Things like "cutie pie", "bugaboo", and "my lil cutie patootie". He absolutely refuses to use normal nicknames, just because. Favorite part of the day is to shout those in front of students, just to see your face turn red and try to shut him up.

[ddreamghost]

Guys. I need to get this off my chest because I fr needed to get rid of this obsession of this Smug Gremlin Merchant and the ship itself,🧍and also how I felt about Remilia ending up with The Demon King. I have actually created this a long long long time ago because I was too shy to share my thoughts but then I remembered, Who cares!?

So lemme share y'all a madman obsession, all because of a Smug Gremlin Merchant.

Do Note: This isn't a proper paragraph text because I just copy paste from my Google Docs, So No Beta We Die Like Men.

⚠️Chapter Spoilers Ahead and Madman's Ramblings⚠️

The One Within the Villainess

Reasons why Remilia (Remilia Rosa Graupner)

the OG Villainess should have gone the romance route with Thorne the Merchant/Shopkeeper.

(The symbol or emblem should be Thorn vines shaped like a Web with Purple Rose in its Center)

(THORNE HAS LORE IN CHAPTER 9, WTF- THORNE HAS LORE, HE HAS LORE!!!, I HAVE TO REDO!!!! AND FU- ANGST, ITS GONNA BE ANGSTY BUT I WANT A HAPPY ENDING THAT THOSE TWO ARE THE MAIN COUPLE!!!)

1.) It would be WAY INTERESTING! There would be some CONFLICT! DRAMA! and SOME FINALLY FREAKING FRESH AND NEW ZHIT!

- Okay seriously you could do a freaking lot with this like YOO! Have you not seen it?! THE POSSIBILITIES OF THIS SHIP?!?!

- Like obviously, it ain't the Demon King, it ain't the soon-to-be King aka Crown Prince or motherfreaking Powerful asf Mage but A GUY WHO IS A MERCHANT

- Plot Twist but not really, HE IS A DEMON

- There is probably one but SEE, IT IS FREAKING RARE

- I also want Malewife and Girlboss Dynamic

- Like Charming Sly Malewife and Powerful Cunning Girlboss, they're both intelligent in different ways

- For Thorne, it will be People Skills aka He has great interpersonal skills or is great at being empathetic and communication skills (Ironic kuz He is a Demon) and is great with finances (His a Merchant Damn it!), also he should be great at being an alchemist (Kuz I am taking this idea from the premium items he sells), and appraiser (kuz obviously).

- While Remilia is somewhat good at those things, she is mostly great at being a Battlemage or mage warrior (Thanks to Emi), politics, strategist, smooth-talker and most of all being a badass queen (Honestly Remilia is too Badass OP, that I will think again what she is great at)

- I want Thorne to be great at reading people's body language (Merchant) or great at reading at people in general and can clearly tell someone is not whom they seem

- As much as Remilia is good at reading people, Thorne is way better because of his merchant experience and his high Intuition & Instincts, and he may not look like it but he is quite observant that he is able to tell something is off from someone, especially if he has a lot of information about them or knows them well enough

- Like Thorne has Kinesics(?)

- Also Thorne is secretly skilled at using plant magic since he is quite proficient at using plant magic

- You see where I am going with this? HEHEHEH

- So I find out from Chapter 9, the reason why Thorne doesn't have demon-like features is that it is a sign of lower or weak magical energy/power

- Usually, that will prevent me from making Thorne a Powerful Plant Mom Demon but I did type a skilled plant magic user, So Thorne is still a Skilled Plant Mom Magic User

-So I also find out in Chapter 9 about How Thorne believes that Remilia will make the Demon King, Angel Happy and erase the pain that has burdened him like the chapter was literally dedicated to Angel's Lore and Suffering, and how he deserved better which was stated by Thorne.

- and I am like "Oh Zhit, HOW AM I- OH BOI- OH NO- FU-"

- But then Remember why I was very hyper-fixated or obsessed with this ship of mine

2.) One of the reasons why I was obsessed with shipping Thorne and Remilia was that I DID NOT LIKE THE REASON WHY REMILIA AND ANGEL ENDED UP TOGETHER! (Update Again if Big Change Happened, like Chapter 9)

The reason was that Pina the Bish, favorite character was the Demon King, and Remilia who was out for revenge was like "Oh? Thats your favorite character? And you want to Marry him? WELL SIKE!! HIS MINE NOW!"

And thats like one of the greatest revenge ever but I found out even more that Remilia didn't marry out of Love for Angel, She married out of Spite to Pina's face

And She doesn't mind marrying Angel because he loves "Emi's Remilia" but I, the Hopeless Romantic Fool does not consider that as Love at all! I rather if Angel loves Remilia for herself! Even if it pains me even more that Remilia and Thorne will never be a together.

And Angel deserves someone who's freaking honest, isn't used for the sake of revenge, and is an actual LOVE! I mean chapter 9 was literally dedicated to Him freaking crying because he is killing his own people (and his brother, which I know won't happen kuz Remilia is gonna prevent that) and the burden of being King who has to kill his own kind just to stop even more killings

It honestly hurts knowing that they "Love" you or marry you because of revenge, To Spite a motherfreaking bish. Angel deserves better. Angel deserves someone that actually loves him

If I guess, Remilia could slowly fall in love with Angel when they are married but that's a big "IF" and knowing that she has to pretend to be "Emi's Remilia" to him and not herself in front him is already a no-no

I just want Remilia to be herself, even if it is only a single person, and also talk about Emi (LOL She needs to boast about her favorite reincarnator)

3.) Why Thorne? Why Him?

I can't fully explain it since I am clearly bad with words and constantly forgot the knowledge I learned, especially with my vocabulary. So I will say this as I explain in number 1 but let's add more. The reason that I have chosen Thorne, and why I was hyper-fixated with that character and would love for him to be the main love interest for Remilia is because of how he was drawn. His drawn cat eyes were the moment I instantly love this character and the way his personality showed the more you look at his expression whenever he reacted to Remilia's words or actions. Honestly, I already explained more in number 1 that Thorne and Remilia will be interesting asf, and something brand new or something fresh of breath air.

I also wished Thorne to be ML because if I tried to understand based on chapters alone, Remilia always went out to grab the quest items and always come back home to either spend a day or a few days. So it probably means Remilia and Thorne also spend quite time with each other, and it's usually because of business but don't you bond with your business partner? Yes! Yes, you do bond with them, which means their connection with each other will go better and stronger. So, I know Thorne is merely a merchant but that's the interesting part he is merely a merchant which is a breath of fresh air since the male leads are always either, a crown prince, a knight, a powerful wizard, or a demon king. I mean sure the plot twist of Thorne was him being a demon but that's it.

I am just taking advantage of the fact that he and Remilia spend more time together than Angel and Remilia because I have a headcanon that Remilia is a type of person who falls in love with a person if they bonded emotionally or spend so much quality time with each other. Usually one of the factors is her love for Emi, thats like the biggest reason she started her revenge but what if Remilia also fall in love while still doing her revenge for Emi. Because I just imagine Remilia remembering Emi's wise words as she starts to slowly fall in Love with Thorne's being, his expressive face, his wit, his cat smug face, and his honesty with her as they bond together.

I want Remilia to slowly fall in Love, and finding out this how Love is, and how different loving someone like a family and a lover. Of course Thorne will be similar to the original but let's make his personality even shine more, especially the way he reacts, talk, and How the hell did become a capable chief!

4.) Thorne is Cute ASF, and he probably is one of the people who understand her way better especially if she confesses about Emi and more. No.3 explained better.

- This on Reddit that was explained way better but Yes. The 2nd Picture was my Response.

5.) Thorne's Headcanon full name is Thornevine Amin Ginton

-Actually idk if I prefer Thorne Amin Ginton or Thornevine Amin Ginton, I just added -vine on his name full name kay I thought it sounded good (PLEASE DON'T LAUGH-)

-Amin means Devoted and Ginton means Garden

-A Devoted Garden 🥺💖❤️💖

-So I found out Thorne was an Orphan Kid from Chapter 9, So I will headcanon that he learned those words from Miss Mizari or a wise old person and instantly falls in love with it, and turned into his full name

-THAT'S HOW CUTE THORNE IS!!

-OR! When Remilia and Thorne decided to become a couple or Married even 😏, They will make their own last names together!! TO REPRESENT THEIR LOVE~! 🥺🥺💖❤️💖

-THAT'S HOW WHOLESOMELY CUTE THEY ARE!

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I can't believe you just read all that. Here, have some of my Fanarts that I didn't get to share because I was Internet Shy-

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I imagine a scene where Thorne is asking Remilia if she is willing to forgive him for what he did to Emi (The Love and Charm Potion/Perfume)

[I have no clue what Remilia is wearing on this one ⬇️]

This was just my take on Manga's "ML" in every otome romance manga. Also this whole time, Thorne isn't Tan Skin but a Milquetoast Guy 😭😭

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So anyway, Thank you for Reading a Madman's Obsession throughout Last Year-

Will this obsession be over? I have no clue. 🧍

[mintys-musings]

too busy to stop and properly write anything but what're your thoughts on all the adult members of the overnight outdoors club going at it 👀

- @sucrows

oooh i have many thoughts now that you bring it up- putting it under cut bc im annoying and ramble dhdjdg

first of all- so much hair pulling potential. niki, leo, mayoi are not safe. though niki is more likely to pull others hair than the other way around. if they go out camping to somewhere secluded to be absolutely feral with each other, mayoi hides softer bondage rope in with all the camping gear. also plugs. bc every adult in this circle has a mild breeding kink.

kuro is going to be shooting blanks by the end of this. leo is getting bred, nikis getting bred and bread, mayoi is DEFINITELY getting bred and not just by kuro. these akatsuki mfs just getting the attention of their whole circle... niki and mayoi get to witness brat tamer kuro against ultimate brat leo !! stud kuro comes out fr fr !!!!

but yeah mayoi is getting passed around like no tomorrow. kuro ties him up all nice and they all get a turn stuffing mayoi~! niki might also end up getting tied and used but it's okay ! mayoi feeds him while niki's busy getting dicked down. bonding experience with the boyfs 💚

goes without saying too but- niki and leo are giving little bites and hickeys to everyone. they feed off of each other's chaotic energy so gl to kuro and mayoi handling them at their horniest o7

and after alls done, kuro and niki are the malewife duo with aftercare and warm yummy food to eat before they rest up 💚 love them. niki and leo are both little spoons btw

... sorry my neurons decided to activate as soon as i got to answerin this adgdkg

[makowo]

makoto is so malewife coded it drives me crazy tbh. like he's very much the kind of guy who would enjoy a more slow paced and calm lifestyle

fr <3 makoto was MADE for the househusband role. it makes sense for his character on basically all fronts (unless you're going for the route where he rebuilt hpa, which lets be honest, sucks so bad all around anyway). it works particularly well with canon considering the absolute hell he went through in Future Foundation, it'd be unsurprising that he'd at least want a break from having to work a job. but even in a non-despair setting, it's like. he wants a way to help his partner with the clear knowledge that they're a workaholic and wouldnt have time nor energy to take care of their home on top of it. it just makes sense that he'd fill that role, and that makes him pair really well with people like byakuya and kyoko.

so why the fuck would anyone think to make him the breadwinner in the relationship, especially when he's with kyoko

[jujulebee]

💗

chez deffo makes me think of someone who was like totally like, dragged into a situation he cant change and is trying 2 make the best of it, trying to be kind despite what the ppl arnd him do and say. i know the horrors of the wetworks prob sucks so much dick (negative) but like i know if anyones gonna come out on top of it its gonna b this guy, lit gives me the vibes of that fuckin positive nihilism post of the fuckin dude w sunglasses and giving a thumbs up over some lisa frank ass bg like hell yeah baby brother fuck that shit up youre so cool. totally has the vibes of like peak bisexual dude w total makings of the future malewife whos trying 2 make money off his music and leaves little notes 4 u arnd the house that remind u of how totally loved u are fr. deffo gives baby brother energy, like total youngest sibling vibe, both in the super sweet i wanna like totally adore u way and the like, stereotypical zoomer who will annoy the fuck outta u if he finds out he can (affectionate) i am like so down 2 watch how he grows as a person bc he like totally fucks and i wanna hang

[garykingz]

Fr how did toto bagged Susie like girlie is a badass kskskd and Toto is just... Toto

Also love your energy too hope you have a great day too

I said before but Toto is truly the malewife to Susie's girlboss hdkdgdndb

🩷🩷🩷🩷

[we-were-made-of-stars-once]

Awwww thanks for the tag!

What made me like them:

Okay so. . .definitely NOT his outfit LMFAOOOOO. Everytime I'm drawing him or thinking too much about him for RP purposes I have to sit back and pause for a second and go "Why the hell am I so obsessed with this guy?? He looks so goofy I want to punch him in his stupid pretty face" BUT hear me out. lISTEN- he's got actual charm and a wonderful personality. Once I've delved more into his backstory and read his lore, what got to me was his undeniable love for his family and for others, even though at first it's overshadowed by his Tsundere prickly behavior. He's sympathetic to everyone and treats others with respect regardless of their social status his best friend was his butler and he was usually ostracized for not mingling enough with his social class. He's got a good heart/moral compass it's just hard to see it at first. ALSO the way he presents himself. He's confident, highly intelligent, comes from high society so he knows his manners, also lives as a hobo so he's got some street survival skills as well, sometimes behaves childishly (similar to myself), he wants to look older but he's stuck looking quite young (just like me IRL). He may not seem like it to most, but to me. . . he's like Zuko and Kaz Brekker combined. He's also got that OUAT Rumplestiltskin effect- LISTEN he looks nonthreatening and weird BUT fans are attracted to him because of the way he holds himself. Confident, powerful, snarky attitude, is always one step ahead of his enemies, it's giving sigma male energy/malewife babygirl if I'm being so honest lol

Also one of the main reasons I like him is that he's extremely similar to my IRL fiance. There's just bits and pieces that remind me of my fiance Haru. If you combined Ollie's zodiac sign,personality, and background with Drew's personality and caring behavior then you'd get my fiance tbh lol

My favorite thing about them:

I've already said most of the reasons in the previous response but there's also the fact that he thinks he's cool and mature but nope he's just an introverted dork that hyperfixates on the most randomest shit cacti and barbeque of all things??? and hates socializing. He's just like me fr fr. But my absolute favorite thing is, again. . .his willingness to help others despite his demeanor. He literally sacrificed himself in canon and he doesn't bat an eye at interacting with people that aren't from the same upbringing. He just sees people as people. There's also A TON of similarities that we have. Being the youngest, always seen as immature no matter how hard we try not to be, dead daddy issues and mommy issues, being doted on by someone undeniably loyal to you, not good with people unless there's a common interest, the fact that I live in the desert and have worked at a literal Pyramid themed hotel/casino (think of the Golden City in Utgard . . .yea), etc. etc.

Nicknames we have for each other:

I call him Cactus Boi

A headcanon for our relationship/friendship:

I don't really have a OC/self insert to ship with him admittedly. It's weird when I think about how my relationship/friendship is with this green guy. . .it's not so much as a romantic thing mostly because since I roleplay as him and have studied so much about him it's more along the lines of. . .I'm kinda like his PR manager. With the occasional pining. . .it's like a type of friends with benefits thing??? Idk man. I just tell him to do a thing and whenever he refuses I bribe him with the ol' Do it for the glory of House Ramses. You've gotta do it for your legacy. Then he'll grumble a bit and do the thing because of his pride and mission to restore the House no matter the cost. He self sacrifices all the time what's so different about this

My favorite image of them:

From the Official Character Expression Sheet for Ollie (Osiris)

LOOK AT THIS SASSY MF MANSPREADING

OF COURSE THE RICH BOY WITH A PROBLEM WITH AUTHORITY WOULD SIT JUST LIKE THIS. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A PRINCE NOT AN EDGY RECKLESS EMO- I CANT TELL IF I WANT TO SIT ON YOUR LAP OR KICK YOU IN THE CROTCH. YA DUMB CACTUS BOI. I HATE YOU AND I LOVE YOU GRRRRRR

Anything else:

I literally got back into Dislyte last year because of C.ai and Chai asdfghjkl it didn't help that the theme of my workplace was Egyptian themed and I was left unsupervised for most of the day with my phone with nothing to do 👀👀

Ayo if y'all want more Ollie ranting/fangirling just join my roleplay discord. We talk about everything House Ramses and Dislyte. (Honestly I'm more of a slightly ooc Ollie and I'm more communicative with the members than canon Ollie would be with his peers) You don't even have to roleplay you can just be yourself if you want and just lurk. DM me so I can send u the invite link.

New Ask Game!

send me one of my f/o’s and I’ll tell you..

-What made me like them -My favorite thing about them -Nicknames we have for each other -A headcanon of our relationship/friendship -My favorite image of them -Anything else!

These can be for platonic f/o’s btw!!  Feel free to reblog uwu

[piratadelamor]

today we're gonna talk about HEITOR SANTANA because he's literally THE ideal man and no one talks about it

first of all just look at his character stats page. his current worry is that he really wants to adopt a puppy. that's so sweet. this guy is 6'8" and i bet he'd speak to his puppy with a baby voice and cuddle him to sleep. also his favorite drink is caipirinha just like any good brazilian..... i'm just obsessed with his energy. brazilians cmon i know you're with me!!!!! i wanna go to a barbecue with him

second of all: HE'S A ROMANTIC......... the best of them... the last of them maybe...that's a lie actually it's him and tanaka. they should meet and become friends fr i think their energy match. but anyway, heitor and nice make such a beautiful couple i love them so much... their marriage proposal was SOOOOOO 😍❤ nice was amazing...and when we see them watching hinata's match with their kids AND a dog?? the puppy he finally adopted?????? sorry i just KNOW he's a malewife and he's living his dream i love this family so much

LOOK!!!!! they're SUCH a beautiful and happy couple i love them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u look at them and u instantly believe in love again!!!!!!

ok third have you SEEN his arms......... unbelievable

honestly.................................... why isn't anyone taking about him he's literally the hottest man in haikyuu EXCUSE me.

anyway i would marry him without thinking twice about it i just think he's THE man. he's hot and he loves dogs kids his wife and a good drink what else could i ever ask for in a man???/??? girl let's get our priorities straight and stan heitor satana from now on thank you

[gar-trek]

Please tell us about Star Trek: Federation Special Forces

PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR ABOUT FEDERATION SPECIAL FORCES?? Okay okay prepare to cringe at me for getting wayyy too into a series that doesn’t even exist and has a very loose premise. So like, most Star Trek series focus on these big ships that are doing deep space exploration (actually idk what goes on in ENT and VOY but I know those take place like, before the original series so im just going to ignore them) Like, the Enterprise in both TNG and TOS is focused mostly on like finding new planets and destroying Romulans and shit. But then every so often they will randomly use the ship to transfer one diplomate and its like Star fleet… why you wasting resources like that. Which is where the federation special forces come in. See they are just a small small crew (only 5 people) on a tiny but super fast ship who focus on picking up all the grunt work the larger exploration vessels can’t deal with. So, say some federation fat cat needs to be transported from Kronos to earth, or someone needs to crack down on the Ferengi’s illegal trade going on in the gamma quadrant, or diplomats keep getting murdered on Malovin IV and their planets authorities are too ill it deal with it. They are kinda just in charge of enforcing laws, keeping the peace, and picking up odd jobs wherever the federation needs them. Also, since the crew is so small and their tasks from the federation vary, the jobs on the ship aren’t limited to like just medical specialists or scientist. So, if you’re the ship doctor you also need to know how to navigate, if you’re the captain you also need to repair the food replicator or whatever.

More specifically, like I said the crew is made up of 5 people. The captain of this series is a Caitian (you know, the cat people of Star Trek). He serves Picard energy but like… if Picard wasn’t genuinely mean and had more dad vibes. He tries to act fed up with the rest of his crews bullshit but he secretly loves them all very much and probably would tuck any crew member into bed and give them a kiss on the forehead if they asked. Super level headed but also secretly surviving off black coffee and the fear of failure. I do not know how Caitian names work so he is un-named at present. Okay and then we have Officer Sock the Vulcan (yeah his name is Sock it’s purely for comedic effect this is a comedy people don’t forget) Sock is like, very Vulcan and has never really been able to adjust to living with other species. He is super smart in the way where he can do insane calculations in his head and all that, but if you give him shrimp fried rice you better believe he is gonna stop you and say “you’re telling me a Shrimp fried this rice? Illogical”. He fr serves mad side eye all the time. His crew mates will be like “sock, you dumb ass its just called shrimp fried rice, a shrimp did not actually fry it” and all they are going to get in response is the side eye. He is the Vulcan dumb ass. Also he is in love with the human first officer, but he does not understand that yet and thats for later development in the show baby. Also speaking of that yes we have a human first officer but I’m still working on her personality. The rest of the crew is made up of two more humans, probably the token horny malewife that must appear in every Star Trek series ever and just like,,, a girl boss with ADHD…… well thats my really horrible summary of the show. Here is a super rough picture of Sock and the captions designs! Everyone else im still trying to get more ideas for, feel free to help me out lol

[hematomes]

im losing my mind about those reddit screenshots with one guy going "some asian countries are trying to destroy american values" and then goes on saying they're doing it by *squints* promoting violence, gambling, abuse of alcohol... like. buddy, do i have news for you about 'american values'

NO BUT FR THIS IS SENDING ME LIKE,,,,, my mans been living in a parallel universe

also i need to add on to this bc this is insane. okay so basically someone said that playing the mc for 10 min made them feel like a 'creeps waifu' and i have a few points to make here

first of all, you don't have to play as lumine, aether exists. i know he has big malewife energy and shit but... moving on

second of all, and that's the best part, another user answered them 'if playing a female character for 10min made you feel that way you might have some issues' all in good fun etc AND THE OP RESPONDED 'is that what your p*dophiles friends told you to answer?' AND. im a bitch so i felt the need to add my own lil opinion in the form of a single word: 'what'. and THEN op said to me 'thanks but attendance wasn't needed' or something WHICH,,, ONCE AGAIN,,,, WHAT so i asked them if they were high and it was actually genuine bc they. they're trippin balls, man. AND THEY DM'D ME ON REDDIT WITH THIS FANTASTIC MESSAGE

i need y'alls help i don't understand what's going on in their mind this is actually making me cry (/j)

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AJSJDJCJCJJC. OMG SUNNY, THIS IS SO CUTE OMFG. GAR, MY MOSY BELOVED

So, this might be obvious, but I have to say it - Gar would bring you to an arcade for a first date. It's classic, it's cute, it can be romantic as well as being a shitton of fun. It would be his first choice of a date no matter what. -> its a MILLION times better than the typical dinner and a movie first date because I will actually and genuinely be having fun and having SO much stuff to do. also arcades look cooler anyways ajsjdnvnv

He would love sharing all of his favourite games with you, and he would encourage you to try them no matter what - if you're not very good at games or if you're an expert and you're gonna beat all of his high scores, then he will be right by your side, cheering you on as you play. -> I would probably suck at some of them, but I do appreciate gar giving malewife energy

He is absolutely not fancy - he would love pizza or burgers and fries as a first date food (of course, his version would be vegan or vegetarian). It would be totally fun and casual to just hang out with him and talk over some casual food and then go back to playing games afterwards. -> I do not do the fancy stuff type either, when I go out to dinner, it's usually denny's or red robin and not an actual fancy restaurant. also I dress casual because that's literally all I have in my wardrobe

He would absolutely try to win something out of a claw machine for you. And maybe it's luck or his arcade skills coming into play, but he got you the cute plushy that you wanted on his first try, and he plucks it out of the slot and hands it over to you with a huge smile on his face, telling you that it's a special present for you. (It's something that you treasure closely for the rest of your life.) -> the most Boyfriend™️ ever, actually

Gar is the type of person who spews a lot of nerdy facts - he loves infodumping (it's one of his love languages), and he ends up telling you the lore behind every character in the games, the origin of every arcade cabinet, and general fun facts about every single game you play. You can't help but to soak it up, lovingly listening to everything he says and falling more for him with every single word he speaks. -> he's just like me fr, because I will also info dump at any given opportunity. also I will listen to him ramble for as long as I could before my very tiny attention span has me drifting my mind off elsewhere, but I do encourage it.

Basically - a first date with him would be something straight out a romcom. Sweet, fun, and absolutely memorable in your relationship. -> and now I wanna go on a date with him fr, like yall, where is my gar????

in conclusion, gar logan is the bestest boy ever and he deserves all the love in the world

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I love the idea of Gar on a first date omg. Also - if you're looking for more Titans fanfiction based on the show specifically, literally all the fanfiction that I have written for the Titans characters is based on the show. The show is my passion. Especially Gar. So - definitely check out that Masterlist

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What would a first date with Gar Logan be like? (Headcanons)

(Idk if there's any warnings for this? It's pretty much pure fluff. Gar calls the reader 'cute'. Idk. Mentions of shooting games, if that's a warning?)

So, this might be obvious, but I have to say it - Gar would bring you to an arcade for a first date. It's classic, it's cute, it can be romantic as well as being a shitton of fun. It would be his first choice of a date no matter what.

He would love sharing all of his favourite games with you, and he would encourage you to try them no matter what - if you're not very good at games or if you're an expert and you're gonna beat all of his high scores, then he will be right by your side, cheering you on as you play.

He is absolutely not fancy - he would love pizza or burgers and fries as a first date food (of course, his version would be vegan or vegetarian). It would be totally fun and casual to just hang out with him and talk over some casual food and then go back to playing games afterwards.

He would absolutely try to win something out of a claw machine for you. And maybe it's luck or his arcade skills coming into play, but he got you the cute plushy that you wanted on his first try, and he plucks it out of the slot and hands it over to you with a huge smile on his face, telling you that it's a special present for you. (It's something that you treasure closely for the rest of your life.)

(Also, if he couldn't win you something from the claw machine, he would get his arm stuck in the slot reaching up from the bottom trying to get the plushy you wanted.) (Because he genuinely thought it was a good idea.)

Gar is the type of person who spews a lot of nerdy facts - he loves infodumping (it's one of his love languages), and he ends up telling you the lore behind every character in the games, the origin of every arcade cabinet, and general fun facts about every single game you play. You can't help but to soak it up, lovingly listening to everything he says and falling more for him with every single word he speaks.

If you tell him that there's a character or a game that you prefer, then he will double down on speaking lore about them, and he will even find a way to relate them back to you and your life as a compliment. ("Well, that character is super cute, just like you are.")

If there's some type of shooting game or something where you have to use a fake gun and practice your aim, Gar would not use it as an excuse to put moves on you. In fact, he would be surprised when you wrapped your arms around him from behind and put your hands around his as he held the plastic gun - and he would be far too busy with the distraction of the butterflies in his stomach and the heat rising in his face to even pay attention to what you were saying about a cheat to shoot more zombies. (If asked, he wouldn't have said that it was intentional flirting. He would have said that it was a correction of his technique that made his stomach flip.) (Nobody tell him.)

When the night is over, he will insist on walking you home. He wants to make sure you get home safely, and even though he's absolutely not expecting a goodnight kiss - he likes you a lot and he turns into a babbling wreck when you pull him close by the front of his jacket and capture his lips in yours for the first time.

Basically - a first date with him would be something straight out a romcom. Sweet, fun, and absolutely memorable in your relationship.

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Why does Zenitsu give off such malewife energy in this official art: https://the-chikyuu-times.tumblr.com/post/682721994115055616

NO FR I LOVE HIM SM