#malcolm was so good

[sweet-old-hereafter]

sOMETIMES WHEN

im lONELY I SIT AND THINK ABOUT HIM

and it hurts to remember alL THE GOOD TIMES

[odo-apologist]

POV: You're a scientist and the little creatures you've been observing have discovered one of the hidden cameras you placed in their natural habitat

[gnome-adjacent-vagabond]

Come for Pete White, stay for the crippling experience of seeing people change and be changed by others.

[technovillain]

[jesse-pinko]

Watching Jurassic Park as a kid and the main takeaway understandably being wow!! dinosaurs :)) vs reading the book as an adult where it’s more along the lines of… John Hammond get in the submarine. The dinosaurs have literally already escaped the island and are running amok killing local infants before the main cast even gets there and presumably also nuking the local ecosystem. The raptors have killed multiple workmen and have a taste for human blood. He set up shop in Costa Rica so he could skirt around various regulations and also because he doesn’t view the locals as real people worthy of not being eaten by dinosaurs. He’s not only brought the dinosaurs back from the dead, he’s planning to immediately monetize this by exposing the public to newly zombified wild animals that the most accredited scientists have incredibly limited knowledge on. He invited his own grandchildren to an island populated by undead carnivores just so he could be like see! Would I invite my own grandchildren to skulldeath island if it was dangerous? Checkmate liberals! But that’s exactly what he did!! He refuses to breed dinosaurs that won’t eat the guests even though they could literally do that because he wants the experience to be authentic or something?! Ian Malcolm’s over here prattling on about chaos theory and it’s like I’m good man! I do not need mathematics to tell you this is going to end badly! Hammond is the most realistic depiction of a real life billionaire, utterly unconcerned with and unappreciative of the world he actually lives in because it doesn’t allow him to play toys with the basic tenants of life and death, so instead of putting his money toward bettering the real world he tries to tear it up by the roots and build one perfectly tailored to his own preferences. John Hammond kys!!

[secretly-a-catamount]

This is a friendly reminder that Malcolm Fade was the one who taught Julian Blackthorn how to tie a necktie.

[mari-beau]

Temuera Morrison & Robyn Malcolm as Ed & Heather in Far North (2023)

[mia-does-nonsense]

Mashle Memes, Walkis Gang Edition

(Not shown: Levis being forced to take the picture and dying of second-hand embarrassment while Lovie is laughing and having a good ol' time)

Guess who's back for more Mashle shitposting! If you have any suggestions for which memes, quotes, etc I should use next time, send me an ask <3

Also, expect a poll for which group I'll make memes of next: Devil Quintuplets or Divine Visionaries

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[iamrizaka]

they are seven months old

[cakepoppresent]

I missed them~

[daynascullys]

Every Episode of Timeless ⤷ 1x04 “Party at Castle Varlar”

You wanna know how to keep doing this? Figure out what you're fighting for, and you'll be okay.

[brightmalcolm]

1x01 // 1x06

I lied to him. None of this is okay.

[crows-of-buckets]

I cannot get the idea of a da2 au where Malcolm is the surviving parent instead of Leandra. Would both of the twins have made it out? I think they would. Because like. Malcolm, unlike Leandra, can actually fight. I don't think either of the twins would have felt the need to protect him. Would the deep roads expedition even have to happen? I assume they would probably be worse off in this au since I don't think Gamlen would lend his aid. Obviously ignoring the very valid reasons why Malcolm would NEVER take his children to Kirkwall, or anywhere near it, how different would it be? Idk why it's plaguing my head rn but LORD

[pepsicurtis]

I hate that I get so attached to new swings and then they leave. This is my first experience with Broadway and did not know it would be so painful.

[pissfaggit]

his little story is making me lose it

[tinyowlet]

"De profundis clamo ad te, domine."