#Arnold Rimmer

[groinal-attachment]

Hello my name is Arnold Judas Rimmer and I have luscious brown hair styled in a very very short crewcut (that's because I'm going to become an officer) and my nostrils are distinguished and sexy (NOT like two railway tunnels) and a lot of people tell me I look like Alexander The Great's (AN: If you don't know who the smeg that is, get the hell out of here!!!) chief Eunuch. I'm not related to Napoleon Bonaparte but I wish I was because he's a major smegging hottie. I'm a Hologram so I have an H on my forehead but it's always straight and shiny. I'm also a Second Technician (Superior to Lister) and I go to a JMC mining ship called Red Dwarf where I'm currently the Acting Senior Chief Commander (in case you couldn't tell) . I wear mostly Uniforms. I love the JMC Regulation-Issue Uniform Catalogue and buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a freshly-starched beige uniform shirt with matching trousers and black combat boots which I polished three times this morning. I was wearing my JMC tie and JMC tie pin and I had two pens in my breast pocket and three more pens, one pencil and an eraser in my shoulder holster. I was patrolling B Deck with my platoon of scutters. A gimboid called Lister saw me and called me a Smeghead. I put up my middle finger at him and also put him on report.

[raidermomma]

It's true, we do.

[bitterghost1987]

i couldn't get this out of my head i had to make it real

[thatsnoneofurdamnbiz]

put this lil audio together myself- 🤭

[raidermomma]

"You just want to fix him"

No. I want to break him. I want to snap him in half like a twig. I want to literally leave him shipwrecked and comatose. I don't want him fixed. I want him worse.

[busturghosts]

THIS IS PERFECT

someone had to edit them to this ‼️

[miniherodesktales]

So in M-Corp, Kryten is able to remove the perception filter from Lister's mind by reinstalling his personality from his last back up.

However, Kryten discovers Lister's last file save was from way back when he was 23.

Could this be from Thanks For The Memory when he recorded his entire memory so that he could give Rimmer the memory of Lise Yates?

[catboymoses]

"pathetic" is almost the hottest thing a man can be, second only to "in pain"

[rixareth]

As requested, I have examined my fondness for terrible characters, and I have concluded that I like them because they're terrible and I'm not sorry.

[gcballet]

HAPPY GAZPACHO SOUP DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE!

Red Dwarf I 'Me²' S01E06 (1988)

[odo-apologist]

POV: You're a scientist and the little creatures you've been observing have discovered one of the hidden cameras you placed in their natural habitat

[horologiiiumart]

WHAT is bro YAPPING about!!

[pavlien]

[darkdumbass]

Surprise Red Dwarf doodles!

Started rewatching the show after catching reruns on TV over the holidays, and it became exactly the obsession I needed.

[bargarean]

red dwarf 1988 - current