#making fun of him 🥭

[swk-shitposts]

Huh? Oh no! Can't you hold the magic staff anymore? Well, you know what that means-

FISH

[starboye]

pairing: loser!simon riley x male reader

request: Going to a party with roommate loser! Simon Riley who has a crush on you. like I imagine him standing near the corner just keeping an eye on you the whole night, and him getting jealous seeing you dance on the other guys. Getting home and him being all moody and touchy because of all the attention you were getting from his work buddies… he’s just so pent up and he knows you did it on purpose - 🥭

warnings: slight smut, some flirting, cursing, mentions of jerking off

why did he have to go to the party, why couldn't you both just stay in and watch some movies like you usually do or order some takeout and sit on the couch watching shitty but hilarious shows all night, these are the points simon tried to bring up as you got ready to go to a party that his team was hosting.

the real reason was because to him you just looked to good to let out of his sight and as much as he didn't want to go to the party also because he wouldn't want to take the chance of someone getting their little grimy hands on you and taking your fine ass back to their place.

"please y/n can we just stay here tonight" he pleaded with you as you put on your coat and grabbed your keys, if anything he was willing to get down on his knees but then he would seem to desperate so nope "put on your jacket, we're going, plus you know i love to have a little fun" you smile before walking out of the apartment, he let out a huff but still put on his stuff and followed you out.

it was safe to say he wasn't enjoying the party, he just wanted you to get drunk enough that you would want to leave and you could both go home and sit on the couch where he could then scoot closer to you and maybe have a rogue hand on your thigh, y'know just to make sure you're okay, but that's not the point.

he watched from the corner of the room as you introduced yourself as simon's roommate, they didn't even know simon had a roommate let alone friends but damn were they glad to be meeting your fine ass, their gazes lasting a few seconds to long in simons eyes, his jaw was clenching and he was a second away from breaking the cup in his hand.

what really started to destroy him was when your drunk self decided it was high time to dance with the guys, you body was getting just a little to close to them and next thing you know, you ass is in the guys hands and your bent over on him "who the fuck does he think he is" he thought to himself but it's not like he could do anything to stop you from having fun.

he couldn't believe what he wa seeing, you were all but throwing yourself at them, hanging in their arms and openly flirting with them while they groped you, it was becoming to much for him so he decided the right thing to do would be taking you home, so he grabbed you by the wrist and walked you out to the car.

"give me the keys" he demanded but all you did was giggle "and what i-if i don't hm big scary man" you stumbled into his chest making his heart skip a beat, this was the closest he had ever been to you in a non friendly way, your warm body connecting with his had his mind racing at one hundred miles per hour and his cock was hardening in his sweatpants embarrassingly quick.

"just... just g'me the keys" he held out his hand and you let out a little smirk before handing him the keys and getting in the passenger seat, the whole way home it was a little silent aside from the music playing in the background, once getting home and getting you to your room you leaned up from your bed and gave him a little kiss on the cheek "you're a good friend" you slurred your words a little but this was enough to send him spiraling.

he ran to the bathroom trying to get his cock to go down after the events of the whole night, he didn't have any other solution other than fisting his aching cock, his shirt tucked between his teeth as he tried to get off, but it was becoming increasingly harder when he has no hole to help him, i mean he wont go get some slut off the street to help him,he likes you to much but he hasn't gotten off in so longgg.

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[changbinsboobs]

Do more like that reading pls plspls

Hehe here's more nsfw readings then

Took the idea from an anon i saw on another account and couldn't wait to see what the energies are so im just doing it myself🏃🏻‍♀️ hope thats ok. Anyways...

Who in Skz is into pegging?

Chan

Strictly against it, he has firm boundaries and doesn't play about it, i think he wouldn't even like a tiny finger in the butt during a blowjob or something.

Lee Know

Ready to try, i think he would initiate it even, like bring it up himself. Probably has already done it. I think he liked it and wants to do it more often now and always have some sort of butt stimulation whenever doing the nasty. Omg when i asked how his experience was i got the sun, with the glowing, flying person on it😂 best description of an orgasm i could get🙌🏻😂 also i heard "i can take it"🫢 didn't expect such straightforwardness with our boy here, thats new. But yeah i'm now pretty sure he has had several pegging or anal experiences, especially on the receiving end and really loved it very much. I would even say he's experienced🌝

Changbin

Wants to try. Hasn't yet. I think he's really curious and thinks he'll really like it but he hasn't had the right person or opportunity to try it yet. I think he might've tried something by himself and really liked it. Although im actually getting the vibe he may habe found this out when he was much younger and still exploring his sexuality - so that's why he's so eager to try and thinks he'll like it - but as i said, i feel like there's some sort of worry to share that with his partners, because he may feel like its too taboo and maybe feel some shame around it or feel too vulnerable showing that desire to his sexual partners, or if he has done it, he has gotten rejected. Although i don't really think thats the case. I feel like he hasn't initiated it himself yet.

Hyunjin

Loves it so much but gets too little. I feel like he would love to get some butt action much more in his sex life and doesn't get that nearly as much as he would like. There's lots of water on the card so i think he cums a lot when receiving and i think he might be into milking. Also im hearing its such a waste letting a juicy boy like him dry up like that. Weird tho you would think a guy like him would have all the options in the world he wants and never be not satisfied in bed. Go figure.

Han

Probably explored that recently within a relationship and the experience was nice. Wouldn't say he's necessarily INTO IT, but he doesn't mind and likes it as long as its with a partner he loves and trusts.

Felix

I think if its on porn or in theory he's really turned on by it, tho when it comes to actually trying it he's very scared. And i think whatever excitement he had previously goes all down the drain. Im seeing mostly fear, but also some sort of appalling? Like, ugh idk how to explain it but it seems like it just feels wrong for him to get that. I don't see him minding giving tho.

Seungmin

Is open to try and explore, i think he's actually excited about it, like if his partner brought it up he would gladly try. Or even bring it up himself if he and his partner wanted to spice things up a bit. Which surprises me quite a lot actually, i expected that the least from him. Although im not necessarily seeing pegging but stuff thats more on the smaller side like fingering or something of that scale. At least for the beginning until the initial exploration phase is over. Also a side note im seeing is....ugh i don't even wanna say cuz it makes me feel so weird so im just gonna hint. He's ehm...gifted? when it comes to that...area. Like he would really enjoy it🥭 if u get it get if u dont u dont.

I.N

Also wouldn't doo it, i think mentioning that even would bring him so much stress and worry and just make him fall out of the mood completely and i think he's way to unrelaxed to enjoy an activity like this. Even if he ended up doing it it would be a miss for both as it just wouldn't be fun. Literally a pain in the ass (😂 yeah ik the joke is lame, yes i still find it funny)

If i had to do a MTL it would look like that:

1. Lee Know

2. Hyunjin

3. Changbin

4. Felix (Despite him being scared af it still turns him on)

5. Seungmin

6. Han

7. I.N

8. Chan

[fortheb0ys]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLYeA8Kt/

Okay okay okay

Pet play with Jeff vs Graves would be soo fun to see

Jeff only really gets rough if provoked, feels awful after usually unless it's sex. Then he's probably pretty satisfied, but even then he's really not that rough. Really gotta work him up to being rough, let him blow some steam in a safe environment where he won't be afraid to be "bad."

He has his moments, overwhelmed and probably panicked, especially after Shauna and her "book club." But he's not inherently a bad dog. He's a good boy, just needy and clingy, probably a bit insecure and wary around people.

That biting issue isn't awful after being with him for awhile, probably actually able to train him over Shauna. But sometimes he'll bite if something feels too good or he's frightened, but I can't imagine putting him in his kennel again over it. They're accidents, lost in his head like last time and everyone's learning from it

Graves?

Rough and mean for the hell of it. Is not satisfied by slow sappy shit unless you really work him in, or his day was genuinely terrible. But usually? Graves is wrestling and probably straight up sparring with you for dominance that he doesn't want.

Bites bites bites all the time. You look like you were thrown to the wolves after leaving a session with Graves, cannot train this out of him. It's his god given right as a puppy. Fuck him with a dildo with a knot? It's soo over for him. Eyes rolled back and drooling everywhere. 0 thoughts in this pups brain, literally none at all as he's shooting blanks over and over again.

He's bratty, mouthy. Loves to tease and be pampered. Stressed at work? Scratch behind his ears and coo at him and he's melting away, itching for that weight of a collar around his neck.

Anyways 😭 idk if any of that makes sense but you get to have my rambles anyways!

-🥭

AHHHH I WANNA DIG A HOLE IN YOUR SKULL TO LIVE IN YOUR BRAIN AND EAT YOUR THOUGHTS!! THIS SO PERFECT😭 This is fucking perfect! I'm so sorry if none of this makes sense.

Jeff is gentle natured. Only ever violent when really pushed in a corner or someone's threatening people dear to him. He's definitely not in control of his mouth when he experiences any overwhelming emotions. He would bite his lip, the inside of his mouth or tongue and not realize. He'd start panicing or whine when he taste blood.

He just doesn't like to be treated rough at all. Rough means punishment. He needs reassurance that he's not a bad boy and that no one's mad at him.

I feel like Jeff gets let off the handle more than he should. Don't want to push him and break his trust. He's, for the most part, well behaved. If he does something wrong he's most likely going to beg for forgiveness before he could get reprimanded.

His kennel isn't really for punishment. It's more of a safe space for him. Just plushies and throw blanket. It's only ever punishment if the cage is closed.

He likes everything soft and sweet, especially nicknames. Cute one like buddy, puppy, pumpkin, etc. He loves to be spoiled. Kisses and praises more the material things.

Shauna lets him stay at your place some weekends and as much as he loves spending time with you Jeff questions why Shauna doesn't love him anymore. He definitely soooooo fucking clingy. The type of dog to wait outside the bathroom door.

Shauna probably wouldn't have much patience with training him. Would give up quickly or scold him a little too hard. Gentleness is key in reinforcing Jeff's good behavior.

Graves gives the vibe of one of those pitbulls named 'Cupcake' or 'Princess'. He can be sweet but violence is in his nature. I think he reacts violently because that's how he was treated. He's violent with both play and sex. He'll violent rip apart toys and goes through them so easily. Old wounds can never heal properly cause he just bites over them (I have a fic talking about this actually).

Graves thinks if he does his mission he'll get rewarded but is let down constantly by Shepherd. He'll finish his mission and all Shepherd gives him is a cold pat on the back and his paycheck.

Yes, Graves loves the money but he craves to be praised both cause of his ego and his deep need to be wanted. If someone wants him, they pay.

Shepherd calls him a dog with a bone. He'd somehow learn of Graves' puppy play. Use it against him and for sometime Graves let him. He's loyal to the ones he's close with and it took alot to break that trust. But seeing his men, the ones he views as a pack, die made him snap.

So now with a new 'handler' he's never going to be fully trusting. He gave it away and it backfired.

I think Graves bite more so to show ownership. Yes, he has violent tendencies but he like to see markings. It's way of him keeping some level of control. Plus he just genuinely like to do it.

Graves accept no punishment. If boundaries are crossed or his actions too severe, just go quiet for a few days to scare him. He'll think he'll be abandon and will crawl back. It's a bit cruel but it's the only thing that works.

He has money so spoiling him with gifts isn't going to win any favor. He just wants someone to 'play' with. Honestly he'd probably pay. Of course, most of the paycheck is hush money.

Graves requires a lot of energy burning activity aka sex when in his head space. He's a busy man and doesn't get to relax often. I can imagine his has those heavy chain collar. Chain him somewhere and get him to fuck himself on a knotted dildo while trying to finish work than fuck him for hours after.

[1want2bth1nn]

⭐Plz note that I have been going back and forth between bed and 4n4 for 3 years now and it has messed with my m3t4bol1sm and w31ght.

⭐ Also I am 5teen, trans ftm, and use he/him. Plz don't call me fem terms like "girl", "queen", etc. but like fem leaning compliments are fine.

⭐ Plz don't genuinely make fun of my w31ght but meanspø is ok. I know I'm 0bes3 but I'm trying.

Advice and tips are appreciated

Height: 5'6

Sw: 300

Lw: 160

Cw: 294.2

Next gw: 275

Uwg: 95

🥭 = 48

🧊 = 5.8

🦴 = 47.9

[miss-couch-potato]

🥭💫MANGO DOOK💫🥭

@yoshi-likes-art just as promised your son has arrived! 🥭🥭🥭

I love his outfit so much and it reminds me of a mango! I also gave him a hat!!! He was so fun to draw! I hope you like it ♡

If anyone else wants me to draw their animatronic or their oc/self-insert I would be happy to! Just ask! It's free! I don't bite 🤗 (just remember to send references[I'm also still learning how to draw so it's all free🥲])

Here are some multiple versions of the background because I couldn't make my mind up lol

[mystwrites]

hi, congrats on 200 followers! May I please request lers! Tanjiro + Genya and lee!Muichiro 🥭+🌊? it was unlikely for these characters to become friends initially but they did... chaotic friends but friends nevertheless! You can add in Nezuko if you want. Thanks, its okay if you would rather not write this

200 Followers Event is CLOSED!

A/N: I only used Tanjiro and Muichiro for this since my KNY brainpower has been running on fumes lately. Thanks for the request!

The beach was something new for the corps. No one was used to it. However, time off allowed them all to not fight for their lives for once. Everyone had been doing their own thing but Tanjiro and Muichiro were the only ones ankle deep in the water, shivering as the cold water creeped up their ankles.

“Cold! Cold!” Muichiro yelped, tensing up as he walked further into the water.

“It is quite cold!” Tanjiro agreed, gasping as a wave hit him and knocked him over.

Muichiro squeaked as he also got knocked over, shivering as he resurfaced. Now fully submerged, there was no going back. Both boys submerged themselves in the water, surfacing and feeling less cold the longer they swam about.

Five minutes into swimming around and they were comfortable, jumping as high as they could in chest deep water as the waves crashed into them. After a few minutes, Muichiro looked back towards the beach where the others were all hanging out.

“Muichiro kun!” Tanjiro gasped, making Muichiro startle and whip around to face him.

“What? What?” he asked, looking around.

“Are you blushing?” Tanjiro asked, pointing at Muichiro’s cheeks.

“No! I’m not!!” Muichiro argued, coughing to try and ward off Tanjiro’s sudden interest in his cheeks. “I might be getting sick…”

“Aw! You are blushing! So who are you looking at?” Tanjiro pressed, smirking.

“No one! I’m looking at no one!!” Muichiro cried, realizing his blushing probably isn’t helping the situation.

“Zenitsu?”

“No! I’d never blush at him!”

“Inosuke?”

“No way…why…ugh! Nevermind! EEP!!”

Tanjiro giggled and squeezed Muichiro’s sides. He had been very aware of Muichiro’s newly discovered weakness. Deciding this was his chance to get his answer, he squeezed just below Muichiro’s ribs, making the poor teen shriek and laugh, splashing around in an attempt to escape.

“Who are you blushing at?” Tanjiro continued, hoping Muichiro will give him an answer soon. “Come on, you’re blushing at someone on the beach!”

“Nohoho one! Ihihi’m blushing at no one!! Tahahanjiro!!” Muichiro giggled, flailing like a literal fish out of water. “Ihihi’m not blushing ahahat anyone!! Ahahaaa!! Gehehet away!!”

“Come on! Tell me! Tell me!!” Tanjiro exclaimed, continuing to tickle Muichiro. “I’m gonna keep pestering you unless you tell me!”

“Noohoho!! I’m not gonna!” the Mist Hashira screamed in defiance. “Ihihi’m not blushing at ahahanyone! I swehehear!!”

Muichiro and Tanjiro both yelled in shock when a wave hit them both from behind. Tanjiro was knocked over, Muichiro taking the opportunity to slip away, swimming as far as he could to get away from his attacker. His friend however was much quicker and caught him before he could reach the sand.

“What are they doing?” Zenitsu asked, pointing at the two, Muichiro’s yell grabbing the group’s attention.

“Don’t know.” Kanao added. “Looks like they’re having fun.”

“Maybe they’re drowning?” Genya suggested, noticing how Muichiro frantically flailed about when Tanjiro grabbed him. “In that case…we might need to save them before pork chops over here decides to jump at the opportunity to actually drown them.”

Much to Genya, Zenitsu and Kanao’s horror, Inosuke tackled Muichiro and Tanjiro before they reached them. It looks like Tanjiro never got his answer.

[alice-the-demon]

Hell Tower lore yaaaaaay Here I'll talk about the demon powers

Wrath Demons are the most feared in Hell, not only because they're easily irritated, but they are also the strongest kinds of demons, basically comparable to human tanks. They also have really strong claws capable of cutting through the hardest of metals. Because of their aggressive behaviour their tail resembles a lit fuse. 💥

The fastest kind of demons (like, Chuck from the Angry Birds movies level of fast), they're capable of outrun and make things faster than anyone else, making most of them feel like they're the superior kind of demons. Their tail resembles an arrow, usually pointing upwards, to underline their arrogant behaviour. ⬆️

They might not look like much, but those greedy bastards are capable of being really ingenious when it comes to how to rob or beat anyone up with their stealth abilities, especially when their tail is involved, resembling a clawed hand capable of grabbing anything from anyone.🖐🏻

The Envy demons might have the weakest powers, but used in the right situations their enhanced sight and hearing can be extra useful, which is why most of the time they get paid to spy on potential enemies. Their tail resembles a magnifying glass, because of the way they can't help but look at others badly and get annoyed by their apparent well-being. 🔍

Sloth demons have a special poison in their tail that can paralyze anyone (unless they're an Archangel or an Angel of a higher rank) for 30 minutes, it can be deadly if the victim is stung multiple times. With how lazy the Sloth demons are they rarely kill their opponent, they just stung them and use their 30 minutes to flee away from the fight. (Also fun fact: some of them get so lazy that they don't even trim their demon fur, which is why most of them look like furballs) Their tail simply looks like a scorpion tail. 🦂

Gluttony demons's tail produces a special liquid with a smell that when inhaled by their opponent it can make them delirious and, if smelled for a long time, make them hallucinate. The liquid (usually called the "Demon Juice") also has a really sweet and addictive flavour, so much you can find bottles of it in various pubs in Hell at a high price. Their tail looks like a fruit, it can be cut off and it'll regrow after a while.🥭

Lust demons are the most paid demons (I'll give you one guess on the reason why.) and they're also the second most feared ones in Hell because of their ability to mind control anyone at any moment with their melodic voice and make them at the mercy of these seductive beings. I think you can guess what their tails resemble as lol 🩷 (Theo let Hazel use this power on him to make him forget some awful things from the time he was alive or to just relax him. And occasionally he let her control him to... Uh... Y'know. Do what couples do.)

Angels are WAY more powerful, basic ones have most of the powers of demons (super strength, sight, hearing and speed) and the Archangels and other higher ranks get to have more "psychic" powers: healing, telepathy, invisibility, basically being the Avatar, and much more.

[ray935sworld]

Hope this finds you well!

I just read your soulmate au and you said you wanted to add some more angst and i had an idea so i wanted to add my two cents

So, picture this:

Marco was like: i want to be his Equal, i want Marc to see me as worthy of being his soulmate and so on.... and what if someone (someone who doesn't like him, i'll just use jorge m. bc 1. I don't like him so he can be the bad guy, and 2. the two of them used to be teammates so it isn't completely impossible for him to figure it out) knew about the real soulmate mark and by extension about marc and marco being soulmates by idk seeing him in the shower after a race or some drunk talk or some other thing and then being like "can you imagine how embarrassing it is for Marc to have such a loser soulmate, i'd kill myself " and marco actually believes him and he thinks "i can never let him know, he think i am a loser and he would make fun of me and humiliate me in front of everyone and i would lose the academy and by extend then everything and everyone", (which is of course utter bs) and that leads him to deny it when marc gives in and ask him to more or less fuck and he gets all defensive about it and is like "why would i ever want to kiss you, i'd rather kill myself" and marc is like *heartbroken stitch noises* (bc marc IS stitch from lilo and stitch, argue with someone else) and goes to cry himself into next season in alex's arms and alex plans arson

Or if jorge makes some off-handed comments leading vale to put 2 and 2 together and confront Marco

That got a bit carried away and it might be weirdly worded bc my brain is fried rice atm but what do you think?

Love,

Mango anon 🥭

Mango, you batshit crazy genius!!!

That is so wild I LOVE IT. (and same, bonding over Martin hate!)

You have no idea how good that actually fits into the angst I made up. Really spices it up even more! Cause the is focused on Bez self worth issues and dealing with Marc who acts differently towards him which lead to anger and misunderstand. So adding this is like fuel to the fire.

So just so that I get you right. Martin is talking to someone (Aleix??? Maybe? Aleix would make the most sense from personal relationship but I like Aleix so I don't know if I'm pulling into this. Maybe someone from the pramac team?) and he says that "I'd kill myself if I was Marc" quote which is overheard by Bez (sad Bez noises leading to more self worth issues turns anger)

And YES MARC IS STICH I AM ON YOUR SIDE!

I like the Vale finds out part too. My first thought when I read this was that Vale gives Bez lots of bs (doesn't fire him though) and Marc finds Bez crying his eyes out behind his garage at a race weekend because Bez is anxious he's going to get fired. Like he straight up thinks it's his last race weekend and he will never return to motogp. Or if it's an already established relationship between Marc and Bez, Bez is making a 13 hour drive to Cevera from the ranch toarc to cry in his eyes cause his dad Vale yelled at him. But I kinda like the first idea more.

PLEASE COME BACK TOMORROW TO TELL ME HOW YOU LIKE IT, WILL YOU?

[gulliblelemon]

Hey Kate 💛,

🍒🥭🍈 for the writers asks

Hi Sophia!

🍒 What’s your favorite character dynamic to write? (Can be romantic or platonic, specific or general!)

Romantic if it’s Wilmon, other than them I’m not really interested in writing it, I don’t know what it is about those two (well I do, it’s their ridiculous chemistry, but they’ve broken my brain a little bit in terms of genre enjoyment 😅). But other than that, either siblings or really close friends. I really enjoyed making up a family for Ayub, even if I didn’t write much of them. I like writing Simon and Sara, and Wille and Erik, and Simon, Rosh and Ayub, and Wille and Felice. That’s not one, that’s like… 6, but you know 🤷🏼

🥭 Rank from most enjoyable/fun to write to least: Fluff, Smut, Angst, Crack.

[fluff after angst] > angst > fluff > crack > smut

I’ve finally admitted that I do write angst, and I think I can also admit that it’s my favourite thing to write. I find it easiest, and whilst I don’t mind a challenge sometimes, I’m not specifically looking for a challenge when I write.

Fluff is nice too, I sometimes struggle with how to not make it boring, or same-y. But I ADORE it after some angst (so I added a category 😇)

Crack is not really my thing. I love reading it, and I love to laugh. But I am… not funny. Sometimes humour might accidentally happen in a fic, but I cannot set out to write a funny fic.

Smut writing is also not really my thing. I cannot make it not feel weird to me. Also, the words are always wrong, because British anatomical words are rarely used in fic but I would never say some of the words I’m so used to reading in real life. In one of my fics, I changed it from ‘ass’ to ‘arse’ more times than I could count and they both felt wrong.

🍈 Who’s your blorbo and what are some of your favorite headcanons/ideas about them that repeatedly show up in your fics? Free pass to rant about blorbo opinions.

Wilmon. Always and forever.

I’m not sure what always show up in my fics. Maybe someone else could tell me? That they are interested in each other really quickly? And aren’t shy about it. But imo that’s just canon.

So… headcanons: Simon prefers Wille’s hair long because it reminds him of him of falling in love but he’d never say anything because he wants Wille to have ownership of his own appearance; they’d have cats but definitely aren’t averse to dogs; Simon doesn’t care about clothes but is accidentally incredibly cool (plaid pants defender til the day I die); Wille likes baths and Simon doesn’t (unless Wille gets in with him 😉); Simon can game for hours but Wille gets bored and becomes a distraction; both of them are messy; Wille would learn a fibre art, probably knitting. And probably a million other things that I write into fics every time without even realising.

Thanks for sending the ask!

[redwinewhiteroses]

Get to know me!

So I wanted to make a post about some random facts about me 😙🕊️

Nickname : Alexa

Zodiac sign : ♊

Age : 21 and a half lol😄 (I was born in 2003)

Pronouns : she/her

Favorite colors : Shades of blue, teal, lilac, turquoise, pastel blues and greens🪻🩵🍃

MBTI : INTP (But I used to be an INFP for the longest time. I just think I have both INFP & INTP traits🫠 I have a special love for INFPs🥹🩷You guys are the best!😇)

I used to have an obsession with the 16 personalities a few years ago😆😂 I'm over it now.

Favorite food : I absolutely love salads and vegetable soup😅 (Call me boring but I love fresh vegetables🥗🥬 and fruits🥭🍉) It's a different kind of joy😊

Favorite music : I listen to many genres of music. I honestly appreciate and love music a little too much. I love rock music and bands. I also love country music🍀🤠 I also listen to worship music😗🥳 Some of my favorite songs are,

Power of love - Gabrielle Aplin, All of me - John Legend, Iris - Goo goo dolls, Under your scars - Godsmack, Those eyes - New West, Fire on fire - Sam Smith, A little braver - New Empire, Eyes off you - Prettymuch, Sweater Weather - The Neighbourhood, Mirrors - Justin Timberlake, Astronomy - Conan Gray, Riptide - Vance Joy, Folklore and Evermore albums by Taylor Swift, Back to December - Taylor Swift, Reflections - The Neighbourhood, Sleep on the floor - The Lumineers, Idol Eyes - Common Saints, Die with a smile - Bruno Mars and Lady Gaga, Safe and Sound -Taylor Swift, Something about December - Christina Perri, Delicate - Taylor Swift, Out of the woods - Taylor Swift, Running with the wolves - Aurora, Slip away -Ruelle, 2U -Justin Bieber, I love you 3000 - Stephanie Poetri, Daddy issues - The Neighbourhood, Miss Americana and the Heartbreak Prince - Taylor Swift, BTBT - B.I, Him & I - Halsey, Minefields - Faouzia & John Legend, You don't know - Katelyn Tarver, Chance with you - Mehro, Monsters - Katie Sky, Come thru - Jeremy Zucker, I'm yours - Jason Mraz, In return - Breakbot, Royals - Lorde, Something in the Orange - Zach Bryan, Sailor song - Gigi Perez, Other side - Emorie, немерено - лампабикт, Dark paradise - Lana del ray

( I'll probably keep on adding and updating this list so I don't forget my favourite songs 🙃🤧 and you guys can discover new music too🙈🤗 )

Favorite movies : Pirates of the Carribean, Ghosted, Purple Hearts, My Fault, Grand Budapest Hotel (I can't think or remember all the movies I've watched😭)

Favorite kdramas : Hit the top, Empress Ki, Love in the moonlight, Reborn Rich, Business Proposal 🩷

Favorite series : Prodigal son, Doctor-X: Surgeon Michiko Daimon, Legend of the Seeker, Avatar the last Airbender (I have a list of series I wanna watch, but I'm too good at being bored to watch those🫠 I wanna watch Peaky Blinders and GOT)

I absolutely LOVE sitcoms😭 Is there anyone else??? Some of my favs,

Young Sheldon, 2 Broke Girls, Friends, Mike and Molly, Two and a half men (Haven't completed watching all the episodes in any of these🫣😭but loved them)

I love cooking and baking shows too🧁🍲

Favorite crystal : Aquamarine 💎🌊💧🫧

Pet peeve : Emotionally unintelligent people🥲😶‍🌫🙅‍♀️

Hobbies : I love reading books. I first got into reading when I was in my early teens. I read Harry Potter⚡and next thing I know reading books became such a fun thing to do. I love fiction, fantasy, romantasy and self-help books. I love ACOTAR, it's well written imo and it got me out of a terrible reading slump. And I love poetry. It's so romantic and speaks to my soul❤️‍🔥❤️‍🩹

I absolutely love cats🐱🐾️ with my whole heart. If you don't like cats, we can't be friends😑

I've struggled with depression for a couple years during the lowest phase of my life. It's so much better now🌞🌈️ It gets better, it always does🩷

I loved fantasizing about stuff when I was a kid. I was a huge daydreamer and very imaginative. I blame my 12th house stellium for that. 😄

I love cooking🥳 and sharing with others. It's a love language❤

I love learning about different cultures and foreign languages. I'm a very curious person. I just know a thousand random things and I'm very scatterbrained lol🤭😁

I'm an introvert now but wasn't always one.

I haven't watched a single horror movie in my entire life🫣 I've only seen glimpses when my sister watched them and I was traumatized by them if you can't tell🥲I hate horror/thriller so much. I've never attempted to watch them.

I looove video games🎮 Mostly farming🐄🐷 and world building games. I love Stardew Valley🐓🐔️, Aground, Kingdom Rush🏰⚔️, Sims♦🏠👨‍👩‍👧 and many more.

I'm the youngest in my family so I got to be a little kid for a very long time. I think because of that I'm very young at heart and can't take my life seriously most of the time😆

I love miniature things🧸🎀🎁 Soo cute!🥰 I absolutely enjoy making miniature furniture.

I'm a very non-judgemental person. I'm very tolerant of differences in people. I find joy in celebrating and accepting the little things that make us unique🤍

I love being hopeful and optimistic about everything🐣

This was an unnecessarily long post😅 but if you read till the end you have my whole heart 🥹💝

I hope you share fun/interesting facts about yourself in the comments. I'd love to hear from yall🥰

Hugs and kisses 🩷

[madrabit]

for the fic ask game: 🍑🫐

Hey, thank you for the ask ☺️💖 my rambling got a bit long, sorry for that!

If you also want to send me some fruits 🫐🍒🍓🥭🍏, feel free to do so!! 💗✨️

🍑 If you could make a connection between your favorite character and another work you care about (whether a crossover/fusion or a wonderfully “pretentious” literary reference) what would it be? How would it work?

Mhmm… that question is very interesting, but I think this is a good way to combine one of my favorite TV series with our silly Slovenian soft bois.

(Okay, so this is gonna be long and rambly and I only have a half baked knowledge of the show and I have not read the books, just to warn you!)

In this post I already compared Bojan and Jan with Quentin and Eliot from The Magicians and I still think it's a very good comparison! (Mostly looks wise, character wise they are a little different, even though both Quentin and Bojan have anxiety, but Q has some more stuff going on that I hope Bojči doesn't).

It's the hand on the neck for me omg. God maybe I should do another post about them...

I would so love to see Jan and Bojan and all the others ngl as students in Brakebills or maybe in Fillory, I'm sure Bojan and Nace would love the talking animals, while Jure would be so into the Flying Forest (it's opium laced, I'm sure kitty would have fun).

Also, I absolutely love magical AUs and them at a magical College would be such an interesting thought. And all the different disciplines are so much fun to play with!

Bojan: He would definitely be one of the physical kids. He'd have a good grip on telekinesis, maybe even be able to do some fire manipulation and some minor mending (small object reparation). Although one might argue he could also be an empath, I wouldn't wanna put him in the psychic discipline, since a lot of psychics have a base level of telepathy and I think it only would make him even more anxious and I really wouldn't want that ngl. But since the physical kids are also quite social (and the best party people), I think it fits very well with him.

Jan: also strikes me as either a physical kid or one of the psychics. I feel like he'd be able to focus on fire manipulation and cold magic, but telekinesis and phosphoromancy (light bending) also seem like a good fit for him and honestly, I think he'd be able to at least be able to work a few different disciplines easier than usual. For some reason I feel if he were a psychic, he'd had the discipline of either telepathy or precognition, maybe even astral projection, but I'd rather say he's a physical kid, him and Bojan would throw the best parties.

Nace: He is a lil harder, for me he's either a physical kid or a healer. If he were a physical kid I 100% think his discipline would be mending, both major and minor, maybe also with a dash of telekinesis, but healing magic also seems like a good fit for him. He's nurturing, an absolute sweetheart and he has that calming presence and seems like he loves being helpful which would make him a perfect healer (those traits also would fit very well with mending btw). 

But he's not only that. He's chaotic, he's a silly goose who sometimes can be a bit thoughtless in what he says and doesn't realise sth might come off a bit wrong and I'm sure he's not that innocent little bean we make him out to be, at least not all the time. So while that obviously doesn't prevent him from being a healer, I think he'd be a good fit for the physical kids.

Kris: I feel like he'd be one of the few students of knowledge trying to understand how magic works. Since Knowledge is a mix of psychic and physical magic, I feel it might be a good fit for him. There aren't a lot of disciplines, but I think meta-composition (taking spells apart and understanding the separate components and maybe even creating new spells) would be a good thing for him. On the other hand I think he might also have some illusion magic, but mostly knowledge. He also gives me major Julia vibes in that regard.

Jure: I feel like Jure would most likely be a naturalist. He spends a lot of time in nature, seems grounded by it and seems to use it as a way to recharge, so I think it would fit him quite well. Nature magic can either be focused on the weather, which would fit with the sunshine kitty, or on plants.

But he also could be an illusionist. I'm sure he'd be quite good at vanishing, cloaking and invisibility, since he manages to keep a lot of stuff private and stay under the radar, just as I think he might like.

For some reason, I also think he might even be able to do inter-dimensional travel (like Penny), idk why, but I just think it would fit him.

(Also, magicians have to be good with their fingers, so I think the boys would be good at it)

🫐 What’s your favorite underrated thing in your fandom? (A ship that only you seem to write for, a character there’s almost no fics about, a trope that criminally hasn’t been written yet, etc.)

Ohhhhh, that answer is so very obvious 🤭 I think a lot of ships are underrated. First, I'd obviously say BoJance, my favorite little throuple! These three fit so well together, but there aren't a lot of fics. The same goes for BoJan (although the work count has increased there and I love it so much!!) and BoNace and I just wish more ppl would write for them.

And as a surprise, I think one other criminally underrated ship is JuKris!

[daisyvisions]

elaboration

Imagine Juyeon pounding into you for HOURS and you can feel his cum and your juices everywhere as he mumbles praises as he uses one hand to grip onto your boobs sucking them and as he’s playing with your clit rubbing it around circles then his thrusts get sloppy and that’s how you know he’s close and then he comes all over your but that’s not the end he’d kneel down and eat your pussy (and eat his cut out your pussy) and he’d make sure you’d be shaking under him he wouldn’t stop until he’d be glistening with your juices imagine some droplets falling down his abs ugh. After imagine how sweet he would be after :( 💕😩

Imagine Hyunjae choking you with his beautiful hands and he has you on the wall fucking you so hard and good watching pretty tears fall down you’re face and degrading you “My little slut wants other men’s attention so bad I’ll show them who you belong too” with that raspy voice 💕💕 denying you’re orgasms for so long and once you cum you’ll be shaking :(( imagine the hickeys that he would leave all over you body as he whispers in your eye “Now everyone will know who you belong too” with his cum filling you’re hole making you so stuffed you can’t walk (and he’d like probably make you wear his chain if he had one on 🤭)

Imagine getting into a heated argument with sunwoo and it ends up with you riding his face making you a moaning mess imagine gripping on too his hair and then after he’d pull you down to his abs and make you ride them making you give him a good apology so you can ride his dick and omg😩😩 imagine once he puts you down on it tho… that’s when the fun begins he’ll be making you jump in his cock like crazy and those groans telling you what to do in that deep voice sweating and the hair gripping onto his forhead soon he flips you over and starts pounding into as you start screaming him pleasure I bet he’s the type to be like “Screaming over some dumb shit when you could’ve been screaming my name” imagine after he’ll make you cum so much times then after lay down with you and apologize it’ll be so sweet :( almost like he hasn’t js pounding into you like a mad man 😭

I know this is a lot I just had to get this off my chest 💕😩

🥭

... can I... please have all three of them to-go? because this is A NEED AT THIS POINT HOLY SHIT THESE SCENARIOS ARE SO HOT and normally im not much of a sunwoo girlie in that way but damn it's... giving ideas 😩

[fortheb0ys]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLV4q5eW/

Heyyy pookie butt 🤭

How's everything going 👀👀

-🥭

AHHHH JEFF I LOVE YOU SM😭

NUMBER 2: DEAR FUCKING GOD IT WENT SOOO WELLL🤭🤭LET ME EXPLAIN THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE!!

So I go drop by my friend's work place and when I say his boss had the BIGGEST smile on his face when he saw me🥺

We're chatting and stuff, he's laughing at all the random shit I say. We kinda talked about hooking up before and I was like I have to think about. He was completely understanding cause of the whole my friend's boss thing.

I told him in was free tonight clearly hinting that I was finally down to fuck. He's like "What made you make up your mind?"

I told him that I asked some people on the internet. He asked if it was one of those reddit posts. I told him it was worse and it was Tumblr. He's like 'That's all pretty much porn, right?' He told I got to make you guys proud.

He said even though we're just having fun that he was a gentleman and had to take me out for a drink first hsjsjxbxhzh I CAN'T EVEN HES TOO PERFECT!!😭

Went to his place and our hands were IMMEDIATELY on each other! I bottomed first cause he was a bit hesitant and I respect that.

After the first round, we took a little break. Sat on his couch and played some COD and walked his dog🙏 After a bit we started making out and he asked if he could bottom this time. Said he wanted to try before but his ex laughed in his face when he brought up the idea.

I TOOL THIS MAN'S ASS VIRGINITY AND IT WAS AN HONOR🫡 He was sooo nervous, he couldn't make eye contact.

Little detail about him is he's from Alberta and apparently they're like the cowboys of Canada which UGH I LOVE LOVE LOVE😫

I used a lot of pet names to ease his nerves and OMG I CALLED HIM COWBOY AND I FELT HIM MELT BENEATH ME!

I had to leave early in the morning and he was a little sad but said he had an amazing night and would like to do it again. He also said he'll like to try new things.

Once I was leaving he's extends his hand was like "Do men like shake hands or fist bump after sex or something?" ACTUALLY FUCKING SOBBING HE'S ADORABLE.

Ok that's all :3

[dreamofmetoday]

QUICK READING RECAP

27th to 30th of march 2023

💌✨🍓does justin bieber love hailey bieber?

↳ 3oS,KoP, frog rx

it’s hard to explain because the answer is yes and no. i don’t think he married her because he was deeply in love with her. she was just there, convenient and compatible with him so he considered her a good longterm option. he always had affection and love for her (it just wasn’t “in love”) and he’s grown to love her more over time. she’s a good wife on paper and there’s a sense of being comfortable but i don’t think he’s been faithful.

💫🍄🫧does justin bieber miss selena gomez?

↳ 4oC, 10oC

yes, he reminisces sometimes and misses her. when he’s bored or upset with how his life is he does wonder how it could have been but i don’t think he wants her in a serious way, so in that sense he doesn’t miss her.

🍇🧸💭what makes someone romantically desirable (personality) to nct’s jaehyun?

↳ heart, stars

when someone wants simple, classic romance. someone who’s compassionate and gentle. he naturally likes someone who’s more on the optimistic side and is peaceful and happy.

🏮🦒💡how does ryujin feel about her masculine image?

↳ stars, 6oW, plantain

she is fine with it but she doesn’t see it as “masculine” herself and wouldn’t appreciate being called manly or anything male-adjacent you could say. she thinks she’s just being her most comfortable self, so she’s not trying to present a masculine image and nor is she trying to present a feminine one. she basically just sees her masculine image as “non-idol ryujin” in her mind, it’s not super deep to her.

🍊🥭🥬how is crush and red velvet joy’s relationship currently?

↳ wheat rx, star, QoC

they’re out of the honeymoon stage for sure so there’s a need to be proactive and for them to add spice to the relationship themselves, they also have to deal with conflicting schedules but it’s pretty solid. they have fun together and feel emotionally fulfilled.

🧁🍡🍬how does aespa’s winter see giselle?

↳ house, tower

winter sees giselle as someone who’s out to get something or achieve a goal but doesn’t quite have the ability to yet (ambitious), though winter sees she is working steadily. she thinks giselle is consistent and doesn’t expect too many surprises from her. she sees giselle as well-connected (most likely through family) but that despite this she is actually pretty lonely and sort of an outcast.

🎂🥞🍰is nct’s taeyong dating right now?

↳ mandrake, 6oP, emperor

yes. could be in the early stages currently because i get he’s still in the phase where he’s showing off and doing his best to put his best foot forward to impress the other person. strong physical attraction.

🍸🥡🍾how will aespa’s comeback do?

↳ cow, 10oW, 7oC

bit confusing because it seems sm will be satisfied with the result and they are being protected and helped in many ways (idk if it’s about past scandals or if this comeback will involve more scandals happening such as plagiarism or even from the members or something). however, the members themselves will be really upset with this whole comeback once it’s over… i’m meaning almost wishing they never debuted in this group sort of upset. this could be a sort of filler comeback in the company’s eyes, so it gives the girls enough exposure and the company enough money while they focus on the next new thing, but it’s not exactly spectacular or what aespa thought they were going to be doing.

🍂🎍🍁random prediction for aespa within the next year?

↳ 8oC, 5oS

new concept or way of approaching their image. reminds me of embracing simplicity, so i think they will try a more tried and true og girl group method and it will be a good move for them overall. however, there is some sort of interruption coming up for them that will likely also affect their reputation in some way - a scandal, losing someone or something, someone leaking something, a cancellation, sabotage etc. but they will overcome this and are protected.

🎏🎁🧸something random about ive’s wonyoung right now?

↳ 8oC, 6oC, QoC, 9oS, mistletoe rx

she has a lot of anxiety about having to grow up. she isn’t happy about not being a minor anymore and is worried about what people are going to expect of her now, personally and professionally. she is afraid of dating for this reason too, i don’t think she has ever been in a relationship and likely even avoids crushes and gets nervous about people approaching her.

🥂☕️🍪is starship mistreating ive’s liz? is it because she gained weight?

↳ lady’s mantle, KoC, judgment

no, they’re not technically mistreating her nor are they too concerned with her weight gain. they’re actually worried about her mental health and confidence and liz herself may have even requested to not have so much attention on her after becoming insecure from reactions to her in previous comebacks. i don’t think it’s that serious in the sense that she’s going to be super hidden in this comeback* but realistically she would probably even go on hiatus if she could. however, starship did think they could twist this to their advantage and get some attention from it, all press is good press sort of thing. they think the sympathy for liz and marketing her as an underdog is actually beneficial to them. so in this sense they are not really looking out for her.

*as in she’s not actually going to be super hidden.

💐🍄🍃is twice’s sana bisexual?

↳ clover, celtic bean, KoC, justice

yes! but when it comes to serious relationships may focus on men, at least currently.

🥂🪷✨what did sullyoon think of jinni leaving nmixx?

�� star, devil, empress

she was genuinely a bit sad but she mostly viewed it in a very objective way from a work perspective. she thought it was a good thing because she didn’t trust jinni to behave and she thought about how there’s less people to share their pay between now but she was upset about the fact that jinni was one of the prettier and more talented members (in her eyes) so she was worried people wouldn’t like the group as much anymore. mostly, she just did her best to be optimistic.

[murder-cookie-dust393]

d u s t.

I require Yan Lilac headcanons

- From your local Mango Anon 🥭

Hrm hrm- P O W D E R

Tw: Mention of murder and threats, implied kidnapping…maybe?

• He’s a quiet dude- we all know that. Not to mention he’s an assassin. Bro is literally trying his everything to keep himself mysterious.

• He’s like that when he gets obsessed. He doesn’t know why he keeps trying to keep tabs on you. Maybe it’s because you’re a bit of a dummy and trust cookies you shouldn’t be trusting.

• He tends to silently stalk you, with no initial malicious intent. Observing your habits and how you live your life.

• If you encounter anyone he doesn’t trust or like, he’ll either threaten them or literally slice them. No in between. It honestly depends on his mood.

• He never really intends on interacting with you directly, but if there’s any point he does end up talking to you, he’s very vague about himself.

• If you continue to talk to him and set yourself as his friend, he’ll be more willing to share about himself. While making sure you pick up the Lilac scent.

• He wants you to think of him when you pick up on the floral smell. He doesn’t know why, but something about having him on your mind sounds…pleasing.

• But was it ever smart to keep close to him?

——

People say MC got stuck in the middle of the desert…Definitely

I had a bit more fun with this than I probably should have lmao-

- Celina