#making fun of him 🥭

[swk-shitposts]

Huh? Oh no! Can't you hold the magic staff anymore? Well, you know what that means-

FISH

[izuke-the-zombie]

Just some Fem ShadowPeach AU ideas 🍑🥭

I was in the mood for some fun FemMacaque and FemWukong ideas. I don't have any Aus of them, not my best idea but I thought it was kind of funny.

Here's a little info about it in case anyone was interested

Macaque works for a company it's an office job, just sitting and doing work all day filing papers and answering calls. typical office job stuff.

She was working here way before she met MK. MK's never been to her actual home, the dojo was just the place she works out and trained at so she didn't have to go to an actual gym.

Mac rents a one-bedroom apartment on the very top of a building somewhere, it's cheap cuz it's smaller than other rooms in the building, but she found a closed-off apartment room right next to her built-in kitchen pantry by accident, so she has two apartments to herself. she has the biggest room now in the whole Building. (Yay mac)✨

She couldn't find an apartment anywhere near her job so she uses magic to get to work and uses the bus to get back home.

One day Wukong finds out she has a job while at home being bored when MK didn't have training that day and decides to prank call Some Humans for fun, it so happens it's the office place mac works at, she recognized mac voice and quickly hangs up.

Monkey Queen was immediately suspicious of why she had a job when she can just stay in FFM! that maybe it could be a scheme of some sort (and maybe secretly relieved that she was safe and mac still stayed in the city but would never admit it.) she looks up the company she works at, she calls MK to help her find out what Mac could be scheming.

MK knows she has a job just doesn't know where she works, he doesn't like bothering her too much cuz she looks tired sometimes.

Mk's tired of monkey Queen dragging him to sneak around mac offers monkey Queen a better solution, getting close to Mac by helping Mac out and offering to pick her up after work, bring her some vegetables and fruits from her FFM Mountain to save up some on groceries so on so forth just helping out a mac. She begrudgingly agrees.

Mac doesn't use glamor she uses magical items to glamor up so she doesn't waste too much Magic on it, it's her earrings.

Monkey Queen pulls pranks on their coworkers Mac complains about, how they pile their work on her and leave too early how they're just overly unhelpful and never do their work, and how they just gossip all day long. Just annoying coworkers!

MK suggests to Mac to offer monkey Queen to come around during her lunch break and offer to make her a boxed lunch too and just hang out since she's been so helpful. She decides that she could do that, just as a thank you for everything she's done for her. She hesitantly agrees.

MK and Mei plan to make them get along or become a couple they haven't decided on which one yet.🐲🐵 mischievous matchmakers.

Bonus

🎵Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious,🎶

[fortheb0ys]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLYeA8Kt/

Okay okay okay

Pet play with Jeff vs Graves would be soo fun to see

Jeff only really gets rough if provoked, feels awful after usually unless it's sex. Then he's probably pretty satisfied, but even then he's really not that rough. Really gotta work him up to being rough, let him blow some steam in a safe environment where he won't be afraid to be "bad."

He has his moments, overwhelmed and probably panicked, especially after Shauna and her "book club." But he's not inherently a bad dog. He's a good boy, just needy and clingy, probably a bit insecure and wary around people.

That biting issue isn't awful after being with him for awhile, probably actually able to train him over Shauna. But sometimes he'll bite if something feels too good or he's frightened, but I can't imagine putting him in his kennel again over it. They're accidents, lost in his head like last time and everyone's learning from it

Graves?

Rough and mean for the hell of it. Is not satisfied by slow sappy shit unless you really work him in, or his day was genuinely terrible. But usually? Graves is wrestling and probably straight up sparring with you for dominance that he doesn't want.

Bites bites bites all the time. You look like you were thrown to the wolves after leaving a session with Graves, cannot train this out of him. It's his god given right as a puppy. Fuck him with a dildo with a knot? It's soo over for him. Eyes rolled back and drooling everywhere. 0 thoughts in this pups brain, literally none at all as he's shooting blanks over and over again.

He's bratty, mouthy. Loves to tease and be pampered. Stressed at work? Scratch behind his ears and coo at him and he's melting away, itching for that weight of a collar around his neck.

Anyways 😭 idk if any of that makes sense but you get to have my rambles anyways!

-🥭

AHHHH I WANNA DIG A HOLE IN YOUR SKULL TO LIVE IN YOUR BRAIN AND EAT YOUR THOUGHTS!! THIS SO PERFECT😭 This is fucking perfect! I'm so sorry if none of this makes sense.

Jeff is gentle natured. Only ever violent when really pushed in a corner or someone's threatening people dear to him. He's definitely not in control of his mouth when he experiences any overwhelming emotions. He would bite his lip, the inside of his mouth or tongue and not realize. He'd start panicing or whine when he taste blood.

He just doesn't like to be treated rough at all. Rough means punishment. He needs reassurance that he's not a bad boy and that no one's mad at him.

I feel like Jeff gets let off the handle more than he should. Don't want to push him and break his trust. He's, for the most part, well behaved. If he does something wrong he's most likely going to beg for forgiveness before he could get reprimanded.

His kennel isn't really for punishment. It's more of a safe space for him. Just plushies and throw blanket. It's only ever punishment if the cage is closed.

He likes everything soft and sweet, especially nicknames. Cute one like buddy, puppy, pumpkin, etc. He loves to be spoiled. Kisses and praises more the material things.

Shauna lets him stay at your place some weekends and as much as he loves spending time with you Jeff questions why Shauna doesn't love him anymore. He definitely soooooo fucking clingy. The type of dog to wait outside the bathroom door.

Shauna probably wouldn't have much patience with training him. Would give up quickly or scold him a little too hard. Gentleness is key in reinforcing Jeff's good behavior.

Graves gives the vibe of one of those pitbulls named 'Cupcake' or 'Princess'. He can be sweet but violence is in his nature. I think he reacts violently because that's how he was treated. He's violent with both play and sex. He'll violent rip apart toys and goes through them so easily. Old wounds can never heal properly cause he just bites over them (I have a fic talking about this actually).

Graves thinks if he does his mission he'll get rewarded but is let down constantly by Shepherd. He'll finish his mission and all Shepherd gives him is a cold pat on the back and his paycheck.

Yes, Graves loves the money but he craves to be praised both cause of his ego and his deep need to be wanted. If someone wants him, they pay.

Shepherd calls him a dog with a bone. He'd somehow learn of Graves' puppy play. Use it against him and for sometime Graves let him. He's loyal to the ones he's close with and it took alot to break that trust. But seeing his men, the ones he views as a pack, die made him snap.

So now with a new 'handler' he's never going to be fully trusting. He gave it away and it backfired.

I think Graves bite more so to show ownership. Yes, he has violent tendencies but he like to see markings. It's way of him keeping some level of control. Plus he just genuinely like to do it.

Graves accept no punishment. If boundaries are crossed or his actions too severe, just go quiet for a few days to scare him. He'll think he'll be abandon and will crawl back. It's a bit cruel but it's the only thing that works.

He has money so spoiling him with gifts isn't going to win any favor. He just wants someone to 'play' with. Honestly he'd probably pay. Of course, most of the paycheck is hush money.

Graves requires a lot of energy burning activity aka sex when in his head space. He's a busy man and doesn't get to relax often. I can imagine his has those heavy chain collar. Chain him somewhere and get him to fuck himself on a knotted dildo while trying to finish work than fuck him for hours after.

[1want2bth1nn]

⭐Plz note that I have been going back and forth between bed and 4n4 for 3 years now and it has messed with my m3t4bol1sm and w31ght.

⭐ Also I am 5teen, trans ftm, and use he/him. Plz don't call me fem terms like "girl", "queen", etc. but like fem leaning compliments are fine.

⭐ Plz don't genuinely make fun of my w31ght but meanspø is ok. I know I'm 0bes3 but I'm trying.

Advice and tips are appreciated

Height: 5'6

Sw: 300

Lw: 160

Cw: 294.2

Next gw: 275

Uwg: 95

🥭 = 48

🧊 = 5.8

🦴 = 47.9

[misscouchpotatobew]

🥭💫MANGO DOOK💫🥭

@yoshi-likes-art just as promised your son has arrived! 🥭🥭🥭

I love his outfit so much and it reminds me of a mango! I also gave him a hat!!! He was so fun to draw! I hope you like it ♡

If anyone else wants me to draw their animatronic or their oc/self-insert I would be happy to! Just ask! It's free! I don't bite 🤗 (just remember to send references[I'm also still learning how to draw so it's all free🥲])

Here are some multiple versions of the background because I couldn't make my mind up lol

[mystwrites]

hi, congrats on 200 followers! May I please request lers! Tanjiro + Genya and lee!Muichiro 🥭+🌊? it was unlikely for these characters to become friends initially but they did... chaotic friends but friends nevertheless! You can add in Nezuko if you want. Thanks, its okay if you would rather not write this

200 Followers Event is CLOSED!

A/N: I only used Tanjiro and Muichiro for this since my KNY brainpower has been running on fumes lately. Thanks for the request!

The beach was something new for the corps. No one was used to it. However, time off allowed them all to not fight for their lives for once. Everyone had been doing their own thing but Tanjiro and Muichiro were the only ones ankle deep in the water, shivering as the cold water creeped up their ankles.

“Cold! Cold!” Muichiro yelped, tensing up as he walked further into the water.

“It is quite cold!” Tanjiro agreed, gasping as a wave hit him and knocked him over.

Muichiro squeaked as he also got knocked over, shivering as he resurfaced. Now fully submerged, there was no going back. Both boys submerged themselves in the water, surfacing and feeling less cold the longer they swam about.

Five minutes into swimming around and they were comfortable, jumping as high as they could in chest deep water as the waves crashed into them. After a few minutes, Muichiro looked back towards the beach where the others were all hanging out.

“Muichiro kun!” Tanjiro gasped, making Muichiro startle and whip around to face him.

“What? What?” he asked, looking around.

“Are you blushing?” Tanjiro asked, pointing at Muichiro’s cheeks.

“No! I’m not!!” Muichiro argued, coughing to try and ward off Tanjiro’s sudden interest in his cheeks. “I might be getting sick…”

“Aw! You are blushing! So who are you looking at?” Tanjiro pressed, smirking.

“No one! I’m looking at no one!!” Muichiro cried, realizing his blushing probably isn’t helping the situation.

“Zenitsu?”

“No! I’d never blush at him!”

“Inosuke?”

“No way…why…ugh! Nevermind! EEP!!”

Tanjiro giggled and squeezed Muichiro’s sides. He had been very aware of Muichiro’s newly discovered weakness. Deciding this was his chance to get his answer, he squeezed just below Muichiro’s ribs, making the poor teen shriek and laugh, splashing around in an attempt to escape.

“Who are you blushing at?” Tanjiro continued, hoping Muichiro will give him an answer soon. “Come on, you’re blushing at someone on the beach!”

“Nohoho one! Ihihi’m blushing at no one!! Tahahanjiro!!” Muichiro giggled, flailing like a literal fish out of water. “Ihihi’m not blushing ahahat anyone!! Ahahaaa!! Gehehet away!!”

“Come on! Tell me! Tell me!!” Tanjiro exclaimed, continuing to tickle Muichiro. “I’m gonna keep pestering you unless you tell me!”

“Noohoho!! I’m not gonna!” the Mist Hashira screamed in defiance. “Ihihi’m not blushing at ahahanyone! I swehehear!!”

Muichiro and Tanjiro both yelled in shock when a wave hit them both from behind. Tanjiro was knocked over, Muichiro taking the opportunity to slip away, swimming as far as he could to get away from his attacker. His friend however was much quicker and caught him before he could reach the sand.

“What are they doing?” Zenitsu asked, pointing at the two, Muichiro’s yell grabbing the group’s attention.

“Don’t know.” Kanao added. “Looks like they’re having fun.”

“Maybe they’re drowning?” Genya suggested, noticing how Muichiro frantically flailed about when Tanjiro grabbed him. “In that case…we might need to save them before pork chops over here decides to jump at the opportunity to actually drown them.”

Much to Genya, Zenitsu and Kanao’s horror, Inosuke tackled Muichiro and Tanjiro before they reached them. It looks like Tanjiro never got his answer.

[alice-the-demon]

Hell Tower lore yaaaaaay Here I'll talk about the demon powers

Wrath Demons are the most feared in Hell, not only because they're easily irritated, but they are also the strongest kinds of demons, basically comparable to human tanks. They also have really strong claws capable of cutting through the hardest of metals. Because of their aggressive behaviour their tail resembles a lit fuse. 💥

The fastest kind of demons (like, Chuck from the Angry Birds movies level of fast), they're capable of outrun and make things faster than anyone else, making most of them feel like they're the superior kind of demons. Their tail resembles an arrow, usually pointing upwards, to underline their arrogant behaviour. ⬆️

They might not look like much, but those greedy bastards are capable of being really ingenious when it comes to how to rob or beat anyone up with their stealth abilities, especially when their tail is involved, resembling a clawed hand capable of grabbing anything from anyone.🖐🏻

The Envy demons might have the weakest powers, but used in the right situations their enhanced sight and hearing can be extra useful, which is why most of the time they get paid to spy on potential enemies. Their tail resembles a magnifying glass, because of the way they can't help but look at others badly and get annoyed by their apparent well-being. 🔍

Sloth demons have a special poison in their tail that can paralyze anyone (unless they're an Archangel or an Angel of a higher rank) for 30 minutes, it can be deadly if the victim is stung multiple times. With how lazy the Sloth demons are they rarely kill their opponent, they just stung them and use their 30 minutes to flee away from the fight. (Also fun fact: some of them get so lazy that they don't even trim their demon fur, which is why most of them look like furballs) Their tail simply looks like a scorpion tail. 🦂

Gluttony demons's tail produces a special liquid with a smell that when inhaled by their opponent it can make them delirious and, if smelled for a long time, make them hallucinate. The liquid (usually called the "Demon Juice") also has a really sweet and addictive flavour, so much you can find bottles of it in various pubs in Hell at a high price. Their tail looks like a fruit, it can be cut off and it'll regrow after a while.🥭

Lust demons are the most paid demons (I'll give you one guess on the reason why.) and they're also the second most feared ones in Hell because of their ability to mind control anyone at any moment with their melodic voice and make them at the mercy of these seductive beings. I think you can guess what their tails resemble as lol 🩷 (Theo let Hazel use this power on him to make him forget some awful things from the time he was alive or to just relax him. And occasionally he let her control him to... Uh... Y'know. Do what couples do.)

Angels are WAY more powerful, basic ones have most of the powers of demons (super strength, sight, hearing and speed) and the Archangels and other higher ranks get to have more "psychic" powers: healing, telepathy, invisibility, basically being the Avatar, and much more.

[madrabit]

for the fic ask game: 🍑🫐

Hey, thank you for the ask ☺️💖 my rambling got a bit long, sorry for that!

If you also want to send me some fruits 🫐🍒🍓🥭🍏, feel free to do so!! 💗✨️

🍑 If you could make a connection between your favorite character and another work you care about (whether a crossover/fusion or a wonderfully “pretentious” literary reference) what would it be? How would it work?

Mhmm… that question is very interesting, but I think this is a good way to combine one of my favorite TV series with our silly Slovenian soft bois.

(Okay, so this is gonna be long and rambly and I only have a half baked knowledge of the show and I have not read the books, just to warn you!)

In this post I already compared Bojan and Jan with Quentin and Eliot from The Magicians and I still think it's a very good comparison! (Mostly looks wise, character wise they are a little different, even though both Quentin and Bojan have anxiety, but Q has some more stuff going on that I hope Bojči doesn't).

It's the hand on the neck for me omg. God maybe I should do another post about them...

I would so love to see Jan and Bojan and all the others ngl as students in Brakebills or maybe in Fillory, I'm sure Bojan and Nace would love the talking animals, while Jure would be so into the Flying Forest (it's opium laced, I'm sure kitty would have fun).

Also, I absolutely love magical AUs and them at a magical College would be such an interesting thought. And all the different disciplines are so much fun to play with!

Bojan: He would definitely be one of the physical kids. He'd have a good grip on telekinesis, maybe even be able to do some fire manipulation and some minor mending (small object reparation). Although one might argue he could also be an empath, I wouldn't wanna put him in the psychic discipline, since a lot of psychics have a base level of telepathy and I think it only would make him even more anxious and I really wouldn't want that ngl. But since the physical kids are also quite social (and the best party people), I think it fits very well with him.

Jan: also strikes me as either a physical kid or one of the psychics. I feel like he'd be able to focus on fire manipulation and cold magic, but telekinesis and phosphoromancy (light bending) also seem like a good fit for him and honestly, I think he'd be able to at least be able to work a few different disciplines easier than usual. For some reason I feel if he were a psychic, he'd had the discipline of either telepathy or precognition, maybe even astral projection, but I'd rather say he's a physical kid, him and Bojan would throw the best parties.

Nace: He is a lil harder, for me he's either a physical kid or a healer. If he were a physical kid I 100% think his discipline would be mending, both major and minor, maybe also with a dash of telekinesis, but healing magic also seems like a good fit for him. He's nurturing, an absolute sweetheart and he has that calming presence and seems like he loves being helpful which would make him a perfect healer (those traits also would fit very well with mending btw). 

But he's not only that. He's chaotic, he's a silly goose who sometimes can be a bit thoughtless in what he says and doesn't realise sth might come off a bit wrong and I'm sure he's not that innocent little bean we make him out to be, at least not all the time. So while that obviously doesn't prevent him from being a healer, I think he'd be a good fit for the physical kids.

Kris: I feel like he'd be one of the few students of knowledge trying to understand how magic works. Since Knowledge is a mix of psychic and physical magic, I feel it might be a good fit for him. There aren't a lot of disciplines, but I think meta-composition (taking spells apart and understanding the separate components and maybe even creating new spells) would be a good thing for him. On the other hand I think he might also have some illusion magic, but mostly knowledge. He also gives me major Julia vibes in that regard.

Jure: I feel like Jure would most likely be a naturalist. He spends a lot of time in nature, seems grounded by it and seems to use it as a way to recharge, so I think it would fit him quite well. Nature magic can either be focused on the weather, which would fit with the sunshine kitty, or on plants.

But he also could be an illusionist. I'm sure he'd be quite good at vanishing, cloaking and invisibility, since he manages to keep a lot of stuff private and stay under the radar, just as I think he might like.

For some reason, I also think he might even be able to do inter-dimensional travel (like Penny), idk why, but I just think it would fit him.

(Also, magicians have to be good with their fingers, so I think the boys would be good at it)

🫐 What’s your favorite underrated thing in your fandom? (A ship that only you seem to write for, a character there’s almost no fics about, a trope that criminally hasn’t been written yet, etc.)

Ohhhhh, that answer is so very obvious 🤭 I think a lot of ships are underrated. First, I'd obviously say BoJance, my favorite little throuple! These three fit so well together, but there aren't a lot of fics. The same goes for BoJan (although the work count has increased there and I love it so much!!) and BoNace and I just wish more ppl would write for them.

And as a surprise, I think one other criminally underrated ship is JuKris!

[daisyvisions]

elaboration

Imagine Juyeon pounding into you for HOURS and you can feel his cum and your juices everywhere as he mumbles praises as he uses one hand to grip onto your boobs sucking them and as he’s playing with your clit rubbing it around circles then his thrusts get sloppy and that’s how you know he’s close and then he comes all over your but that’s not the end he’d kneel down and eat your pussy (and eat his cut out your pussy) and he’d make sure you’d be shaking under him he wouldn’t stop until he’d be glistening with your juices imagine some droplets falling down his abs ugh. After imagine how sweet he would be after :( 💕😩

Imagine Hyunjae choking you with his beautiful hands and he has you on the wall fucking you so hard and good watching pretty tears fall down you’re face and degrading you “My little slut wants other men’s attention so bad I’ll show them who you belong too” with that raspy voice 💕💕 denying you’re orgasms for so long and once you cum you’ll be shaking :(( imagine the hickeys that he would leave all over you body as he whispers in your eye “Now everyone will know who you belong too” with his cum filling you’re hole making you so stuffed you can’t walk (and he’d like probably make you wear his chain if he had one on 🤭)

Imagine getting into a heated argument with sunwoo and it ends up with you riding his face making you a moaning mess imagine gripping on too his hair and then after he’d pull you down to his abs and make you ride them making you give him a good apology so you can ride his dick and omg😩😩 imagine once he puts you down on it tho… that’s when the fun begins he’ll be making you jump in his cock like crazy and those groans telling you what to do in that deep voice sweating and the hair gripping onto his forhead soon he flips you over and starts pounding into as you start screaming him pleasure I bet he’s the type to be like “Screaming over some dumb shit when you could’ve been screaming my name” imagine after he’ll make you cum so much times then after lay down with you and apologize it’ll be so sweet :( almost like he hasn’t js pounding into you like a mad man 😭

I know this is a lot I just had to get this off my chest 💕😩

🥭

... can I... please have all three of them to-go? because this is A NEED AT THIS POINT HOLY SHIT THESE SCENARIOS ARE SO HOT and normally im not much of a sunwoo girlie in that way but damn it's... giving ideas 😩

[dreamofmetoday]

QUICK READING RECAP

27th to 30th of march 2023

💌✨🍓does justin bieber love hailey bieber?

↳ 3oS,KoP, frog rx

it’s hard to explain because the answer is yes and no. i don’t think he married her because he was deeply in love with her. she was just there, convenient and compatible with him so he considered her a good longterm option. he always had affection and love for her (it just wasn’t “in love”) and he’s grown to love her more over time. she’s a good wife on paper and there’s a sense of being comfortable but i don’t think he’s been faithful.

💫🍄🫧does justin bieber miss selena gomez?

↳ 4oC, 10oC

yes, he reminisces sometimes and misses her. when he’s bored or upset with how his life is he does wonder how it could have been but i don’t think he wants her in a serious way, so in that sense he doesn’t miss her.

🍇🧸💭what makes someone romantically desirable (personality) to nct’s jaehyun?

↳ heart, stars

when someone wants simple, classic romance. someone who’s compassionate and gentle. he naturally likes someone who’s more on the optimistic side and is peaceful and happy.

🏮🦒💡how does ryujin feel about her masculine image?

↳ stars, 6oW, plantain

she is fine with it but she doesn’t see it as “masculine” herself and wouldn’t appreciate being called manly or anything male-adjacent you could say. she thinks she’s just being her most comfortable self, so she’s not trying to present a masculine image and nor is she trying to present a feminine one. she basically just sees her masculine image as “non-idol ryujin” in her mind, it’s not super deep to her.

🍊🥭🥬how is crush and red velvet joy’s relationship currently?

↳ wheat rx, star, QoC

they’re out of the honeymoon stage for sure so there’s a need to be proactive and for them to add spice to the relationship themselves, they also have to deal with conflicting schedules but it’s pretty solid. they have fun together and feel emotionally fulfilled.

🧁🍡🍬how does aespa’s winter see giselle?

↳ house, tower

winter sees giselle as someone who’s out to get something or achieve a goal but doesn’t quite have the ability to yet (ambitious), though winter sees she is working steadily. she thinks giselle is consistent and doesn’t expect too many surprises from her. she sees giselle as well-connected (most likely through family) but that despite this she is actually pretty lonely and sort of an outcast.

🎂🥞🍰is nct’s taeyong dating right now?

↳ mandrake, 6oP, emperor

yes. could be in the early stages currently because i get he’s still in the phase where he’s showing off and doing his best to put his best foot forward to impress the other person. strong physical attraction.

🍸🥡🍾how will aespa’s comeback do?

↳ cow, 10oW, 7oC

bit confusing because it seems sm will be satisfied with the result and they are being protected and helped in many ways (idk if it’s about past scandals or if this comeback will involve more scandals happening such as plagiarism or even from the members or something). however, the members themselves will be really upset with this whole comeback once it’s over… i’m meaning almost wishing they never debuted in this group sort of upset. this could be a sort of filler comeback in the company’s eyes, so it gives the girls enough exposure and the company enough money while they focus on the next new thing, but it’s not exactly spectacular or what aespa thought they were going to be doing.

🍂🎍🍁random prediction for aespa within the next year?

↳ 8oC, 5oS

new concept or way of approaching their image. reminds me of embracing simplicity, so i think they will try a more tried and true og girl group method and it will be a good move for them overall. however, there is some sort of interruption coming up for them that will likely also affect their reputation in some way - a scandal, losing someone or something, someone leaking something, a cancellation, sabotage etc. but they will overcome this and are protected.

🎏🎁🧸something random about ive’s wonyoung right now?

↳ 8oC, 6oC, QoC, 9oS, mistletoe rx

she has a lot of anxiety about having to grow up. she isn’t happy about not being a minor anymore and is worried about what people are going to expect of her now, personally and professionally. she is afraid of dating for this reason too, i don’t think she has ever been in a relationship and likely even avoids crushes and gets nervous about people approaching her.

🥂☕️🍪is starship mistreating ive’s liz? is it because she gained weight?

↳ lady’s mantle, KoC, judgment

no, they’re not technically mistreating her nor are they too concerned with her weight gain. they’re actually worried about her mental health and confidence and liz herself may have even requested to not have so much attention on her after becoming insecure from reactions to her in previous comebacks. i don’t think it’s that serious in the sense that she’s going to be super hidden in this comeback* but realistically she would probably even go on hiatus if she could. however, starship did think they could twist this to their advantage and get some attention from it, all press is good press sort of thing. they think the sympathy for liz and marketing her as an underdog is actually beneficial to them. so in this sense they are not really looking out for her.

*as in she’s not actually going to be super hidden.

💐🍄🍃is twice’s sana bisexual?

↳ clover, celtic bean, KoC, justice

yes! but when it comes to serious relationships may focus on men, at least currently.

🥂🪷✨what did sullyoon think of jinni leaving nmixx?

↳ star, devil, empress

she was genuinely a bit sad but she mostly viewed it in a very objective way from a work perspective. she thought it was a good thing because she didn’t trust jinni to behave and she thought about how there’s less people to share their pay between now but she was upset about the fact that jinni was one of the prettier and more talented members (in her eyes) so she was worried people wouldn’t like the group as much anymore. mostly, she just did her best to be optimistic.

[fortheb0ys]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLV4q5eW/

Heyyy pookie butt 🤭

How's everything going 👀👀

-🥭

AHHHH JEFF I LOVE YOU SM😭

NUMBER 2: DEAR FUCKING GOD IT WENT SOOO WELLL🤭🤭LET ME EXPLAIN THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE!!

So I go drop by my friend's work place and when I say his boss had the BIGGEST smile on his face when he saw me🥺

We're chatting and stuff, he's laughing at all the random shit I say. We kinda talked about hooking up before and I was like I have to think about. He was completely understanding cause of the whole my friend's boss thing.

I told him in was free tonight clearly hinting that I was finally down to fuck. He's like "What made you make up your mind?"

I told him that I asked some people on the internet. He asked if it was one of those reddit posts. I told him it was worse and it was Tumblr. He's like 'That's all pretty much porn, right?' He told I got to make you guys proud.

He said even though we're just having fun that he was a gentleman and had to take me out for a drink first hsjsjxbxhzh I CAN'T EVEN HES TOO PERFECT!!😭

Went to his place and our hands were IMMEDIATELY on each other! I bottomed first cause he was a bit hesitant and I respect that.

After the first round, we took a little break. Sat on his couch and played some COD and walked his dog🙏 After a bit we started making out and he asked if he could bottom this time. Said he wanted to try before but his ex laughed in his face when he brought up the idea.

I TOOL THIS MAN'S ASS VIRGINITY AND IT WAS AN HONOR🫡 He was sooo nervous, he couldn't make eye contact.

Little detail about him is he's from Alberta and apparently they're like the cowboys of Canada which UGH I LOVE LOVE LOVE😫

I used a lot of pet names to ease his nerves and OMG I CALLED HIM COWBOY AND I FELT HIM MELT BENEATH ME!

I had to leave early in the morning and he was a little sad but said he had an amazing night and would like to do it again. He also said he'll like to try new things.

Once I was leaving he's extends his hand was like "Do men like shake hands or fist bump after sex or something?" ACTUALLY FUCKING SOBBING HE'S ADORABLE.

Ok that's all :3

[murder-cookie-dust393]

d u s t.

I require Yan Lilac headcanons

- From your local Mango Anon 🥭

Hrm hrm- P O W D E R

Tw: Mention of murder and threats, implied kidnapping…maybe?

• He’s a quiet dude- we all know that. Not to mention he’s an assassin. Bro is literally trying his everything to keep himself mysterious.

• He’s like that when he gets obsessed. He doesn’t know why he keeps trying to keep tabs on you. Maybe it’s because you’re a bit of a dummy and trust cookies you shouldn’t be trusting.

• He tends to silently stalk you, with no initial malicious intent. Observing your habits and how you live your life.

• If you encounter anyone he doesn’t trust or like, he’ll either threaten them or literally slice them. No in between. It honestly depends on his mood.

• He never really intends on interacting with you directly, but if there’s any point he does end up talking to you, he’s very vague about himself.

• If you continue to talk to him and set yourself as his friend, he’ll be more willing to share about himself. While making sure you pick up the Lilac scent.

• He wants you to think of him when you pick up on the floral smell. He doesn’t know why, but something about having him on your mind sounds…pleasing.

• But was it ever smart to keep close to him?

——

People say MC got stuck in the middle of the desert…Definitely

I had a bit more fun with this than I probably should have lmao-

- Celina

[kleinstar]

🥝  :    does my muse have any  ‘  unusual  ’  habits,  interests,  and  /  or talents?  do they hide it,  or are they proud of it?   🍋  :    what kind of diet does my muse have?  do they eat regularly,  or the standard 2-3 meals a day?  do they have to be reminded to eat,  or are they likely to remind others?  do they cook,  or have others cook for them?  do they eat healthily,  or not so much?   🥭  :    how important to my muse is their hometown,  or where they’re from?  are they proud of it,  or considered a hometown hero?  did they move away,  or do they wish to?

𝐅𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒   ♡   (ACCEPTING)

did the first one!!

what kind of diet does my muse have?  do they eat regularly,  or the standard 2-3 meals a day?  do they have to be reminded to eat,  or are they likely to remind others?  do they cook,  or have others cook for them?  do they eat healthily,  or not so much? 

He used to live by instant noodles alone - he tends to eat better when he eats with others or eats meals others make or eats meals hes made for others. He's not a bad cook by any means, its just company means alot. Busy with work he can definitely forget to eat and so on. When upset he might forgot to eat as well.

He eats... healthy-ish?? it's kind of a toss. He has periods where he pays more attention lol.

  how important to my muse is their hometown,  or where they’re from?  are they proud of it,  or considered a hometown hero?  did they move away,  or do they wish to?

His hometown... doesn't matter much. It's where the orphanage he grew up in was. He felt chained to the place but was regardless very popular even as a kid. Maybe some would remember him as a fun guy but only if they met him again - he also had some friends that left the orphanage that'd send him letters but id wager he lost contact with them.

He's said he's moved around a lot, not really cleared up in what sort of area, not far enough to foreign countries at least lol. He did want to see the world though.

[headcanonsandmore]

🍓🍊🥭🍌🍈 for the fic writer fruit ask game please?

Hello; thank you!

🍓What’s a fic you’ve written you feel is underrated?

"All Alone For The Holidays"; it's a cosy winter fic about Tegan and Nyssa meeting on a train heading to Scotland for the holiday season. I really enjoyed writing it and it got some lovely comments but I feel like it didn't make much of an impact compared to previous fics I've written.

🍊 Who’s a character you don’t write for that often, but keep meaning to write for more? (They’re so interesting! But maybe you have trouble pinning them down, or keep getting distracted by another blorbo…)

Benton. Sergeant Benton, 100%. He's such a fun charactewr to write but I haven't included him in as many fics as I'd like to (he's so competent and easy-going so it's a bit difficult to have a tense scene with him present). Hopefully, I'll be able to write him into more fics in future.

🥭 Rank from most enjoyable/fun to write to least: Fluff, Smut, Angst, Crack.

In that order actually. I love writing fluff, I find smut to be an engaging challenge to write, don't like angst but can write it in a pinch, and cannot write crack fics.

🍌 In your opinion, what’s the funniest joke/reference/pun you’ve made in a fic?

In "Am I Ready?", I had the line 'are you familiar with bonk?'. Not only is it funny (and apparently got some spit-takes from readers) but it's also a Discworld reference (which I love throwing into my fics)!

🍈 Who’s your blorbo and what are some of your favorite headcanons/ideas about them that repeatedly show up in your fics? Free pass to rant about blorbo opinions.

Benton again! He's just so sweet and kind; everyone he meets loves him (even the Master respects his resourcefulness). He's genuinely the loveliest UNIT man and definitely the one you would feel safe leaving your drink with in a club.

My personal headcanon is that he's acearo and is just baffled by any romantic drama that happens at UNIT (it's mentioned in one of the novels that Benton is a confirmed bachelor, so I'd say him being acearo is pretty canon-adjacent).

Personally, I like having Benton in a fic as a himbo friend to Tegan; I feel like Tegan would appreciate his sweetness and I wish Benton had been in 'Mawdryn Undead' so he could have gotten to have a dynamic with Tegan and Nyssa.

Thanks for the asks!

[chartreuseian]

Hii!! For the fruit emoji game 🍒, 🍍 and 🍇 :)

Hi hi! 😊

🍒 What’s your favorite character dynamic to write? (Can be romantic or platonic, specific or general!)

Teslen. Hands down. But also Henry/Nikola makes me happy for the banter. They are one of my favourite science bros of all time, and I am obsessed with the idea that Nikola is actually trying to menor him (badly, because he doesn't know how to do it any other way) and Henry eventually realises, but they're both pretending it's not happening but both loving that it is.

🥭 Rank from most enjoyable/fun to write to least: Fluff, Smut, Angst, Crack.

You got beaten to this! But I think my answer is different today 😅

Fluff, Smut, Angst, Crack - because I just started writing something that's gonna lead us from fluff to angst and I'm liking the vibes.

🍇 Is there a particular scene/episode/book/etc that you want to just write a million fics about, over and over? Which one?

Hmm... That's hard! I lack the focus to just write about one thing forever and ever if we're being real about this. But maybe that final kiss in Season 4? I feel like there is to unpack there and so many different ways we can use that moment to springboard their future.

[mistystarshine]

🫐 🍐🥭?

Ask me about my writing via fruit!

What’s your favorite underrated thing in your fandom? (A ship that only you seem to write for, a character there’s almost no fics about, a trope that criminally hasn’t been written yet, etc.)

C h a g g i e! And Vaggie as a whole. I love her and that ship so much, and it seems like everyone else dislikes her and like... next to no one else writes about them. But that might also be because I am d e e p l y submersed in the Guitarspear fandom and don't like seeing Adam and Lute written as one-note villains in fics where they feature heavily (although I also won't read fics where their actions are outright excused), which makes me hesitant to read non-Guitarspear fics. Plus finding fics in general is. Such a chore.

If anyone has any Guitarspear or Vaggie-centric fic recs, send them to me IMMEDIATELY.

Also, fics that delve into Vaggie, Adam, and Lute's dynamic beyond what we saw in canon! I STRONGLY suspect that there was more there than abusive bosses and their victim and I want to read about it.

(gdi, I really need to write the next chapter of Burning Feathers)

Also. Fics focusing on Adam and Charlie friendship that don't say he was right or outright re-imagine him as a hero from the start. Stuff that starts from canon.

Is there anything in canon that you absolutely hate and love to fix in fics? A wrong choice made, a fuck-up in characterization, a misunderstanding never cleared up, a conversation never shown onscreen, etc…

Already answered this one! But in short, character bashing, Adam was right fics, and stuff that is more bible fic than Hazbin fic.

Rank from most enjoyable/fun to write to least: Fluff, Smut, Angst, Crack.

Crack (crack treated seriously is my specialty and arguably where I do my best writing), angst, fluff, smut!