#make him suffer!!!

[hyperthermiatapes]

My favorite pastime is making Tom Riddle suffer in my writing and my newest brilliant idea is giving him an autoimmune disease. Because get this, Tom Riddle, the same person that thinks he’s better than everyone else, has a body that is trying to kill itself. He’s going to be pissed, and Harry is going to find it hysterical.

[nightfurylover31]

Listening to Super Hedgehog Bros stream on YouTube, and heard the best thing!

Cream, reading chat: Sonic, which would you rather do? Wear pants or never eat chili dogs again?

Sonic: ……….. *LOUD HEART WRENCHING CRYING*

[sl0wdiver]

KEEP GETTING DJOKOSHIT ONTO HIS BAD RIGHT LEG!!!

[gatorlovebot]

arghh is it bad i want reader to indulge in her fantasies a little? i live for angst and making men (king simon) suffer

not at all!! actually, when i was writing the last part, i had originally planned for reader to agree to the secretary’s offer and i was going to have him eat her out right then and there. obviously i chickened out bc i thought it would be *too* much but now i’m thinking of writing the secretary still trying to cozy up to her and how simon deals with it.

[iwasbored777]

I didn't need to know this 😭

[great-and-small]

Turdus aficionados of Costa Rica please know I love your national bird but this is objectively hilarious

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[preciouspeppermintts]

I had a funny thought

[noodles-and-tea]

Just some more thoughts on that jayvik dbh au

[fox-guardian]

[ID: A three page digital comic featuring Jimmy, Curly, and Anya from Mouthwashing. Jimmy is colored in solid green, Curly is white, and Anya is blue.

Jimmy leans on a table, shaking and holding his stomach.

Jimmy: Oh my god. (doubles over, still gripping the table) OH MY GOD. Curly, sitting on the sofa: You okay? Jimmy, laying over the back of the sofa, bent at the waist: I am in so much pain. Curly: Maybe talk to Anya?

Jimmy sits across from Anya at her desk, looking desperate. She is smiling, unbothered.

Jimmy: I'm in so much pain and I don't know why. Help. I thought it was my appendix but I already got that taken out YEARS ago. (holds his stomach again, all caps) I can feel it in my fucking legs.... Anya: That sounds odd! I can give you painkillers, but if that doesn't work, there's not much else I can do. Jimmy: Okayyyy....

Jimmy takes the painkillers with a "thanks...." before starting to leave. Anya watches him walk out the door before lifting two fingers to her head and pointing her other hand at him, grinning with red eyes. "Period Cramp Beam" is written by her arm. Jimmy hunches over, hugging his stomach again with a groan. end ID]

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this was so relaxing and fun to draw <3 wistful sigh <3 killing him badly <3

[mugentakeda]

I feel like modern au zuko can drive, is very good at it, has his license, and will get you where you need to go but like. with very dangerous efficiency. he drives like Evel Knievel. he drives like a bat out of hell. he whips the wheel hard as fuck and you will see Jesus even if the drive is from your house to the corner store. his car is used and like 10 years old but she is strong and loyal just like her master and wont break down for anything. she'll tear over anything in her path. zuko has given iroh so many mini heart attacks while driving him around (<- because iroh does NOT have his license). worst of all is that zuko does NOT talk or road rage ever when he drives he's DEAD SILENT and simply blasts the radio. and its always either terrifying Chinese opera or crazy shit like Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd

[enigmaris]

Captain Marvel overhears some of the heroes in the Justice League talk about how weird it is that he is the only major hero who hasnt brought in a child protege.

Worried about the threat to his secret identity, he goes to the one person he thinks can help him.

"Hey Danny, wanna pretend to be Marvel Junior? I dont want the Justice League to think I'm weird."

Danny, who has been hanging with Billy as a fellow homeless kid in fawcett, looks up at the sky and thinks for a minute. Other than Billy, he doesn't like the JLA. In fact, he kind of hates their guts.

"That sounds fucking hilarious, count me in."

[ruporas]

need to exist in your warmth (id in alt)

[incoherentchanting]

this shit is so funny

[purpleenjoyer]

If you saw the previous post no you didn't I had to correct some things

The second part of my previous Inquisition post.

[inkskinned]

"don't make it political!" .... what proportion of death and suffering must occur before politics are involved. if this isn't political, what is even the point of any politics, ever. of democracy. the words are "by the people for the people." if i am going to be left alone by my elected representatives to "figure it out" - to undergo damage, hardship, fear. what the fuck did i elect them for. what was their job. the entire point is that they handle this shit. this is why we were supposed to be electing leaders.

poverty is political. misogyny is political. gun control is political. climate change is political. how much aid a community gets is political. what the fuck are you talking about. it's been political this whole fucking time.