#maintenance course

[ryuki-draws]

I could not be a Fazbear technician

[noncredible-naramon]

deeply funny to think about the Drifter trying to interact normally in the Origin system while their consciousness is ping-ponging back and forth between Duviri (time loop) and 1999 (time loop).

They have no compunction about being completely honest with people because they are used to everyone forgetting everything they say when the loop resets. They don't treat their own possessions with any care because they absently assume they will pop back into existence tomorrow. They forget to eat or sleep for long stretches because (you guessed it!) their physical well-being would usually reset too. They cheerfully abandon any task they're undertaking to satisfy their curiosity because "it'll be there next time."

What a weird little freak. I love them.

[hoofpeet]

You might think that Southdown babydolls are my favorite sheep considering how often I reference them..... but leicesters are my favorite sheep for sure .. I'm very partial to the really pronounced Roman nose look in sheep

[rozeliyawashereyall]

New Eden ref yippeee

I love them so much I need to draw them more-

Basic rundown of their backstory cuz yeah.

Local enby has terrible parents, 3 okay siblings, gets into fights, is involved with gangs, met that eric guy, got taken out of the family will, got disowned at 18, loves the ocean, graduated and becomes a marine biologist, meets a fish guy, and now has to kill their boss.

They like sea snakes.

[confuzing]

SVSSS transmigrators get sent back to the modern world AU except Shen Yuan is dead.

Airplane Bro wakes up in his floor like, "eugh, being electrocuted sucks" but besides that he's fine? I mean maybe he should go to the doctor but he feels ok...

Shen Yuan wakes up in his own corpse. He's dead dead. He's cold, and not breathing and has livor mortis. At least he's not in rigor yet- still? He's not sure how long he's been dead. Anyway, he messages Airplane to come to him, he's pretty sure he can't take a bus like this.

He guesses it's nice that his senses still work and he can't seem to feel pain or hunger or whatever. But this does put a definite timer on how long he can stay like this probably...

When his husband gets here (because of course he'll get here) he's going to be so upset.

[reduxitque]

no im not adding you to the dream smp and if you ask again im killing myself directly in front of you

[photocyclelog]

Highland Council Highway Maintenance: a sample of their handiwork on the alleged road today…

Well, at least they tried… or did they? Cold lay asphalt or tarmac – in, or roughly in the vicinity of – a random selection of potholes chosen according to some inscrutable algorithm or lottery process which the cyclist could not fathom, with a liberal scattering of tarry grit across the road for the purpose of damaging bicycle tyres and transmissions. Perhaps they are in the business of designing new obstacle courses for cyclists…

Photo: 30th April 2025

[orchidvioletindigo]

One of the most infuriating things landlords can do is not provide maintenance and also not let their tenants provide their own maintenance. Control freak behavior, keeping people in stasis in broken fucking housing

[zzoupz]

anyone else hc this as garys room cuz its such a minor headcanon that I never mention it and forget its nowhere near even implied

[ciphers-fr]

where dragon site

[drumlincountry]

I was tweaking some worldbuilding i'm working on and realised i'd reinvented fucking. medieval monasteries

[abluescarfonwaston]

Getting the sense the other engineers who were concerned my job was too big for one person are very correct.

[randomnameless]

Rhea BaD, she sends junk emails to encourage people to do sports

Fodlan AU : Garreg Mach tries this "sports festival" thing with some macguffin to limit the influence of crusts for people who have them, so everyone can participate "equally" (Nabateans are banned from participation, which makes Flayn very upset).

However, without her dual crusts, Supreme Leader, who boasted about her "unparalleled" ability at shot put got a low score. Blaming cruel beasts subjugating humanity, she called this thing rigged when the barbarian commoner got a better score than her.

Granted, the Blue Lion's victory was short lived when they discovered that their prize was a golden zanado fruit - sure it's edible but, uh... It's the gesture that counts?

(They gave it to Billy, who ate it in 2 bites saying they never had something that tasty before)

[freakwiththeknifecollection]

how do you think dean feels about aging? obviously we know he never expected to live very long, so when he does i’m sure he’s thankful as hell!! but things like wrinkles, hearing loss, bad eyes, other disabilities that come with age — how do you think he takes it? especially when he was such a physical POWERHOUSE in his prime.

AHH GOOD QUESTION THANK YOU!!!

In general, yeah, every day is a gift because he never would've thought he'd live this long, especially not to see retirement. It wouldn't hit him until his birthday, when he's now in his forties, mid-forties, his fifties, mid-fifties, and so on. Watching his kids get older too would really make him feel old.

But looks-wise, Dean is largely in denial, as we see here

(courtesy of arcanespillo)

I don't think that would change lmao. I think it would take someone else pointing something out to make him feel conscious about it. Like the "What's a dad bod?" moment that one episode (it's escaping me rn I can picture it clear as day). But I think generally he's confident enough in his looks that it doesn't bother him. Especially since he's in a loving, committed relationship.

His body degrading would be much more disheartening (as you've seen in my ficlet about his bad knees) Like, he loves his new quiet retirement life. He still works out regularly and stays in shape in case he does need to fight, so he definitely could be worse-off if he wasn't exercising, but he still lived a really hardcore lifestyle and that did some damage. I think losing his hearing and eyesight would be difficult but losing his mobility would hit him like a truck. At first, he just powers through (to his own detriment later on when he's sore for the next day or two) and he learns the hard way he's better off taking it easier in the first place. But that takes a mental toll as well. It's hard, adjusting to this new normal and letting go of things he used to do, letting go of how his body used to be. He really beats himself up for it. But he has a good support system in his partner who accommodates his needs and they figure everything out together 💖

[bigbarabelly]

Dear Santa I would like 5-10k so I can buy new furniture and pay all my horrible moving expenses and get out of this shithole apartment

[mermen]

starting ndt (non-destructive testing) practicals this week :) in another life if i hadn't gone into aircraft maintenance i feel like i could've been an ndt technician 👩��🔬