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no im not adding you to the dream smp and if you ask again im killing myself directly in front of you
#and changing the course of your life forever#no but seriously i dont control who joins#im just another guy on the server#like i RUN the server i do the maintenance and stuff#but NO im not adding you and no one else will add you#please stop joining my discord server to ask to join the dsmp 😭#i cannot keep having this same conversation#dream smp novus#dsmp#dsmpn#dream smp#project novus#mcyt
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Hottest Stand Battle - First Round Match 7
Stand abilities under the cut:
King Crimson: It grants Diavolo the ability to erase time for up to around ten seconds as well as see into the future using its sub-ability, Epitaph.
Purple Haze: Purple Haze is a Stand that stores a deadly flesh-eating virus in the capsules on its hands. When one of the capsules breaks, typically when Purple Haze punches something, the virus is released into the surrounding air. An adult human being will melt into organic goo within 30 seconds of contracting the virus.
#oh hey the fight that never happened#and the proof i dont control the matches because i hate them both#seriously i hate that im going to have to vote for purple haze#but i cant deal with two-face over there#sorry to fans of these two i am not strong enough to join you#jjba king crimson#jjba purple haze#vento aureo#golden wind#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#who's hotter jjba#hottest stand battle
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#so tired of my friend's bum ass partner getting in the way of things#dude is hella controlling and makes every room so awkward i cant stand it and acts like their grown ass needs my friend to do anything#we'll be hanging out at his place and hell be like#gotta go my partner wants to go to sleep and he needs me to do it#apparently#he never wants to end the hangout either it's always this person's decision#partner is lame as fuck too i seriously cant fathom what he sees in them#and every time we're chilling you better believe snapchat is open and they're talking#like BROOO LET ME HANG OUT WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND ITS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD#IM MARRIED AND UR ACTINGLIKE THIS!!! LET THE BOY HAVE FUN OUTSIDE OF YOUR PRESENCE#like you LIVE togther you do not have to be attached at the messaging app like this#and rescheduling to do chores together is wild#it would be cute if this didn't happen every single time#and it's not cute because the partner is still controlling every second of his time#HERES THE THING HES WANTED A PROPOSAL#BUT THIS FUCK WONT PROPOSE#AND DOESNT WANT KIDS#BUT WONT BREAK UP WITH MY FRIEND WHO WANTS CHILDREN AND AND PROPOSAL#LIKE FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFFFFF#and they're open and every time another person joins he's talkig to me about how the partner pays wayyy more attention to the other one#AHHHHHHHHHHHH#BREAK UP#THEY DONT CARE ABOUT YOU#oh my god#hes coming over without partner and staying the night so we can talk without this bum over his shoulder#they're a cheater too#but it was onlyfans so it “isnt as bad”#the onlyfans of someone they both. know.#im pissed bruh#they just renewed their lease together too
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drunk fucking in a pool at a party
imagine back it up- josh baker is playing in the back fr (unreleased so listen on soundcloud TRUSTTT)
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"I love this song", you slurred as you tread water in the pool with your friends. it'd been a couple hours since you got to the party and with you shotting back pure vodka, you were pushing drunk. "I know, me t-too", your friend joins in, pushing the water towards you. as you messed around with your mates, a random guy comes over to you.
"god damn, you look fine", he says biting his lip. you ignore him, trying to swim over to your friends who've now swam over to the pool ledge and are talking. "hey, come on, im just tryna get to know you", he smirks standing in front of you. "thanks, I need to get to my friends", you exclaim looking over his shoulder. "dont worry about them, I can give you what you need", his smile now grossly large, eyeing you up and down. "you wanna join me upstairs?", he leans in moving his hands towards your hips.
"fuck off, dude", a voice comes from behind you. you spin around to see billie, your girlfriend. "she's fine here", she adds, wrapping her hands around your waist as she pulls you into her. the water warm on your skin, you smile at her feeling safe in her touch. "uhm, who are you?", he laughs moving even closer to you. billies demeanour changes. she goes from being nice to now looking like she wants to beat the shit out of him. "seriously, fuck off", she says locking eyes with him. he glares at her before calling her a crazy bitch and swimming away.
"finally made it", you mumble as she kisses you, wet skin pressing on each other. "perfect timing too, right?", she teases. the way her two piece swim suit hugs her has you going crazy. her blonde strands falling over her face perfectly. "I told you id come", she says before pulling your thighs around her. not many people were outside but, your friend who was throwing the party calls everyone in to watch her cut her birthday cake. "lets go". you move towards the stairs as billies hand grabs your wrist. "how about, we have some fun, now that everyone will be away, hm?".
she knew what you were like, how risks excited you. "are you for real?”, you ask your voice an octave lower. she nods sliding her hands down to your ass. it was only you guys outside, you could see the silhouettes of your friends faintly through the glass door. they weren't paying any attention to you.
taking the hint, you wrap your arms around billie, kissing her harshly as she roams your body. "fuck me", you whisper, biting her bottom lip. she smiles, showing you she's about to lose control. she turns you around, pressing your ass against her pelvis. her lips connect with the back of your neck, whilst her hand starts dancing near your pussy. "wonder how wet you are", she taunts as she bites your skin. "are my fingers gonna slide in?". the raspiness of her voice has you spiralling. "just fuck me bils", you plead digging your nails into her arm.
billies fingers connect with your clit, shooting sparks through your body. "fuck babe", you cry throwing your head back. 'shh, not so loud pretty girl", she says as she traces the patterns faster around your clit. “right here?". she was cocky. she knew what she did to you, how crazy she drove you. "mhm, faster", you whimper as you grasp onto nothing. the water around you providing a weak structure to grab onto.
billies breath was numbing against your neck as she whispered sweet, filthy nothings into your skin. "tell me what you need sweetheart". "inside me billie, please", you reply, moving her hand towards your throbbing hole. "you can do better than that, beg me". she skins her teeth into your neck as your back arches into her, desperate to feel her inside you. "please billie, please, ill be so good for you", your words broken as she finally pushes into you.
"fuck, youre so tight", she admits as her fingers stretch you out. "sucking me in entirely". she was like fire, burning you in every right place. the tension inside you dared to build as her pace got faster. "youre so fuckimg dee-", billies hand cut you off. she threw her hand around your mouth as faint footsteps got louder. "wait, be quiet love", she whispers as her fingers still move inside you. your eyes roll back.
"okay, they’re gone. let it out sweet girl", she groans as she hits your spot repeatedly. your throat swallowed your moans as you struggled to let her hear how good she made you feel. "bils”, you let out breathlessly, reaching back to tangle your hands in her hair. you couldnt help picture how the two of you looked right now. fuck. it was so hot. her behind you, kissing your neck shoving herself so deep inside you while you threw your head back, echoing her name, chasing your high.
"I can feel you clenching darling", she whines as her pace gets faster and harder. you were seconds away from cumming, feeling as her boy pressed against yours. "say it". "please, let me cum”, you moan as the tension knots in your stomach. the way she clawed at your skin told you she was ready for you to release and so, you did. hard. eyes sealed shut as pained moans spun out your throat that was being attacked by your girlfriends tongue.
you shook as you came down from your high. turning around to face your girlfriend, you leaned into her. "satisfied?", she asks innocently.
#billie eilish#billie eilish gf#billie eilish smut#dom!billie#fem!reader#billie eilish x reader#billie eilish x y/n#billie eilish fic#billie eilish x you
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[ ◉¯] tlougram [ ◉¯]
#just a silly AU
ellie is typing. . . ╰──╮
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[ ◉¯] ellie’s account reads like a tech-illiterate-social-degenerate
[ ◉¯] girl literally has 3k followers (boggles her mind how it’s even possible) all of varying degrees of sketchiness
[ ◉¯] her bio’s literally just her initials—ew (yep thinks she’s hilarious ) paired with “space is cool ig” [insert shitty space emoji]
[ ◉¯] tbh—she doesn’t really get the whole “influencer” thing (like what is she influencing???)
[ ◉¯] like the only reason she finally caved and made an account to begin with is because dina and jesse practically bullied her into it
[ ◉¯] which shows—her feed is a hot mess of random pics; memes, a random cat video she saved on her gallery
[ ◉¯] and don’t expect to be fed either—her account is D.E.A.D (you’d be setting yourself up for disappointment)
[ ◉¯] definitely the type to forget she even has an account
[ ◉¯] but best believe—when she does post, its spaced out between 2-3 months
[ ◉¯] maybe a handful of artsy-fartsy pics somewhere in between
[ ◉¯] but most of her pics are literally just sketches (she drew at the back of her physics book) random crap she thinks is funny, memes that only make sense to her, n the occasional trip to the museum/nature pics
[ ◉¯] and like a grand total of one���just one selfie (and yes she did delete the rest)
[ ◉¯] fun fact: she may or may not have accidentally liked one of Dina’s/Cat’s old selfies on a burner account
[ ◉¯] tried to do damage control by unliking almost immediately
[ ◉¯] since we’re being messy—(swears she’d kill anyone on site who dares bring that up but whatever) she once got a chat request from a bot thinking it was a real person 💀
[ ◉¯] spent weeks on end flirting and ofc had to gush about it (like the true degenerate she is)
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spacenerd: dude shes hot
제시: whos hot
[spacenerd has sent an attachment]
dinasure: uh ellie
spacenerd: ??
dinasure: gonna hold ur hand when I say this 😃
spacenerd: she replies quick tho plus shes really nice ;)
제시: bet
spacenerd: huh
제시: bro so is siri
spacenerd: siri cant say stuff like rate my tits??
dinasure: issa bot u moron 💀
[spacenerd has sent a voicenote]
▷ 0:00 ───|────── 0:30
dinasure: fuck no
dinasure: bro just block
제시: ^yea pretty sure @bot_bae ain’t real 😭
spacenerd: SHE SO IS
dinasure: chile…anyways so
spacenerd: u know wat
[spacenerd has left the chat]
dinasure: LMAOO cryingsh
dinasure: think u hurt her feelings
제시:no cap that is sad
dinasure: real like how tf u gonna get catfished by a bot and fall in LOVE 🙃
제시: YEAH bro really down bad for ( . )( . )
dinasure: PLSSSJH
[spacenerd has joined the chat]
spacenerd: IT WAS A GOOD BOT OK
dinasure: i have more chemistry with chatgpt
spacenerd: stfu
spacenerd: n D u dont get to come for me when u deadass fucked a twilight bot
dinasure: bitch its called rp
dinasure: n that was like ONE time
spacenerd: me when i lie
dinasure: i like my men less sparkly now!!!
jesse is typing . . . ╰──╮
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[ ◉¯] unlike ellie—jesse takes his social media presence very seriously
[ ◉¯] got like +8k followers (most of which are girls) cause that man is a snack (duh)
[ ◉¯] his whole vibe is mellow but cool
[ ◉¯] like his IG feed reads like an episode of Crazy Rich Asians (with the extra added thirst traps of course)
[ ◉¯] aka a perfectly curated mix of aesthetic photos, artsy shots, friends/family and ofc his dog Yeontan
[ ◉¯] definitely the type of boyfriend to post unflattering pics of his gf but not out of malice
[ ◉¯] but you know in a—i’m obnoxiously in love sorta way
[ ◉¯] he may be bilingual but he’s very much in touch with his culture—like dude got a bunch of pics of him back in the Motherland
[ ◉¯] ellie low-key tries to get him to teach her a few curse words in Korean but like 99% of the time ends up teaching her the wrong words instead
[ ◉¯] ofc his username is in hangul— (if anything it’s to make his mom happy—because yes he follows her back on Insta)
[ ◉¯ ] and yes he’s such a boy mom—dina and ellie give him a ton of shit for it
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spacenerd: totally know what that means frfr
dinasure: oppa?
제시: 죽을래?
google translation: you want to die?
[ ◉¯] it’s an inside joke, lord knows how many kpop stans flood his dms—in which he makes the point to block them on site (as he should lol) because korean he may BE—your oppa he is NOT
[ ◉¯] yeah—he makes it pretty damn clear in his bio “yall gotta stop with the BTS shit”
dina is typing . . . ╰──╮
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[ ◉¯] Dina’s THAT bitch
[ ◉¯] got like +30k followers—is the whole package; hot—effortlessly cool, funny, charismatic (it’s literally unfair)
[ ◉¯] ofc she’s been scouted by at least three modelling agencies
[ ◉¯] and her pictures? flawless—we’re talking gorgeous—goddess-esque—baddie
[ ◉¯] literally the worst part about being friends with Dina: is how ridiculously photogenic she is
[ ◉¯] can roll up out of bed, unshowered, bare-faced and still look hot af (god has favourites I suppose)
[ ◉¯] definitely the type to have the most engagement (via replies, comments, shares, tagged—you name it)
[ ◉¯] absolutely loves sharing her hot girl adventures/outings—fr the embodiment of hot girl summer
[ ◉¯] expect an assortment of her hiking, visiting galleries, cafés, festivals + parties, and of course her many different fits (not that anyone’s complaining)
[ ◉¯] bio reads: my mom thinks I’m cool
[ ◉¯] don’t get me started on her simps—if delulu were a person, it would be Dina’s cult of fanboys
[ ◉¯] one time a dude wrote her poetry—straight up typed a whole ass sonnet ( Shakespeare reincarnate but in simptongue)
[ ◉¯] in which of course her friends had to add their two cents
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spacenerd: its always ily but never
spacenerd: my queen i kneel, my heart it weeps 😞
제시: lmaooooo 💀
[ ◉¯]not just down bad— we’re talking the most absurd, thirsty/depraved comments—
whitedevil commented: Id let you ruin my life
christian.not.jay commented: feet? 🤤
chrislovesyou commented: looked at my girl and sighed
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[ ◉¯] imagine the heartbreak if they ever found out she has a whole ass man (cue what does she SEE in him)
[ ◉¯] so much salt it could fill a whole an entire ocean
cat is typing . . . ╰──╮
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[ ◉¯] Cat’s account oozes creativity—doodles, sketches, watercolour—digital art the whole nine yards
[ ◉¯] her feed is basically one giant art gallery—like an extension of her art portfolio
[ ◉¯] so if you’re looking for an artsy feed, look no further
[ ◉¯] def an alt girlie (lowkey goth/punk lite) aka dark and edgy but with a soft side to her
[ ◉¯] and by lowkey I mean a beautiful—soft, kind of morbid artistry
[ ◉¯] the vibes she exudes with the outfits, piercings, the makeup and tattoos? (Chefs kiss) high key hot but intimidating
[ ◉¯] not too keen with the whole parasocial thing— “eh it’s nice having people look at my work, but not for me” kinda vibe
[ ◉¯] the type to solely use it for promotional purposes that and activism (btw NOT just for the brownie points like would deadass go outside, touch grass and do something about it)
[ ◉¯] definitely advocates for the environment—supports charities and organizations who fight against systematic oppression (racism, misogyny, etc.)
[ ◉¯] which is one of many reasons why Ellie’s got a huge fat ass crush on her (if it wasn’t already so obvious)
[ ◉¯] proudly Asian—wears it like a badge of honour and is the first to call out racists (and homophobes) any KIND of bigotry tbh
[ ◉¯] her bio reads—“life’s too short for shitty music” and “gay btw” :)” y’know for the losers that might need a little disclaimer
[ ◉¯] not a fan of stupid Asian stereotypes
[ ◉¯] you just know she gets a ton of gross fetishizing DMs (like why do they ALWAYS have an anime pfp)
[ ◉¯] because ruthless she can be with her clap backs
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tagging my besties @bonnibelblanca @adhdprincess ily
#ellie williams#ellie williams x reader#ellie x reader#ellie x dina#tlouellie#tlou2#ellie williams imagine#ellie tlou#the last of us#tlou#ellie x fem reader#tlouedit#ellie williams x female reader#makingemi#gonna make one for Abby’s crew
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Qasim and Reader sound like actual little gremlins growing up. Knowing Reader actually has family to return to makes me feel bad 🥲. Please I want to see more of them growing up together 😭❤️
They were gremlins- at least reader was. Qasim pretended to be a gremlin, but he never had bad intentions, unlike his baby sis- you. Here's a list of stuff and shenanigans they've done over the years:
You stole laxative pills from your dad's pharmacy and fed it to the birds outside the local mosque so that they would shit on the teacher who made Qasim upset.
With Qasim's photographic memory, you made him memorise the phonebook before stealing the phonebooks in your area and made people pay him to recite the contact numbers. You dad busted that down.
Tried to get your small town to become an independent small country, where you would have control of the army while Qasim ran the government, obv. You were only caught when you tried to acquire uranium, because who would take your small country seriously if you dont have the nukes???????
Prank called the pentagon headquarters for shits and giggles. That earned you a lecture from your parents.
A week later, you and Qasim hacked into the pentagon computers and played funny cat videos on the screens all day, because you were pissed at them for getting you and Qasim in trouble with your parents. You guys were only caught because you had forgot to remove the picture where you'd photoshopped your face in on a cat. That earned you two a grounding for some time.
Entered many trivia competitions together to win money (and some point, the town banned you two from participating since no one else ever got to win, so you two had to try your luck in other towns.)
when your dad got a computer for his pharmacy, you two decided to solve some mysteries on reddit and hacked into a few throwaway accounts for people who admitted to committing heinous crimes. This eventually lead to Qasim being scouted by Anonymous ( a famous hacker group) and he may have played some part in Wikileaks and clearing some world debts. Then the hacking had to be put to an end when someone from the dark web tried to figure out your location and Qasim destroyed the laptop. He replaced it with a new one, your dad none the wiser.
You were this close to having Qasim make meth from your dad's chemicals, but fortunately he was able to recognise the recipe you had seemed to memorise from breaking bad. He had to sit you down and explain why drugs were bad in excessively gorey details that he shouldn't have known as a pre teen.
Scheming and pranking was a fun part of your childhood. Best believe you would imagine yourself in one of those Hollywood spy movies with the in depth planning you'd be doing and the execution.... perfect. Sometimes you'd be able to convince Qasim to join you, but that always brings the risk of him telling your father- not in the sense he tattle tales, but he just doesn't want to lie to dad.
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[INTRO POST YAY]
Petra - Interastral Peace Corporation, Technology Department
"If youre about to put more on my plate, please just.. Dont. I know im good at this but i already have my hands full, im not the only person that can do this, you know? Why dont you ever ask someone else…"
Despite her ambitious nature, rarely would others describe her as such, due to her tendency to avoid unnecessary work. She spends most of her free time dedicated to her own personal projects - that is to say building random robotic creatures she finds adorable. Unfortunately for her, such things are not very welcome in the Corporation as theyre seen as mere distractions, often leading to her creations sadly being discarded.
"I know im skilled but im not a miracle worker! Cant they extend the deadline just a bit..?"
Although intelligent, she keeps a down to earth demeanour which often causes others to underestimate her skills and knowledge. Those who know her well often remark how eerie it is to hear her talk about robots, as if she knew them from inside and out - as if they were people, and as if shes one of them.
"Yes, of course i understand the assignment, but cant i work with someone else? These people dont even remember my name, how can i trust them to remember what parts to get, let alone how to put them together?"
While she once believed the IPC had a good cause, her rose coloured glasses quickly fell off once she was officially employed. The Corporation was no longer her saviour, but a controlling force, slowly draining her passion for the robotics away - she would much rather spend her days doing her own thing.
The young robotics enthusiast often wonders what her life would look like if she teamed up with someone else, mostly enjoying the thought of joining the Intelligentsia Guild alongside her idol. She always enjoyed his company, especially fascinated by his critiques which are taken very seriously by her, fascinated by such a critical mind helping her get as close to perfection with projects as possible.
"Im sorry to say this but this project seems a bit too.. oh? In person with The Intelligentsia Guild again? Ah, of course, ill get to it right away! "
While taking every negative comment with a brave face, she was always very desperate to impress someone higher, yet it seemed impossible. She understood why people underestimate her, who say shes nothing special, often agreeing with the sentiment herself.
"Anyone could do it with enough practice, after all."
"Dont you ever wonder why everything seems so strange? The world hides so many secrets from you Pigeon, and yet you are so uninterested in the truth. Will the day ever come where you finally care to ask for answers…?"
// this took way too long im not a good writer . thats all for now....at least untill i figure out what else i need here, will be adding more stuff when needed :3
lmk if ive made any mistakes btw!! first time doing smthn like this so yea (◍•ᴗ•◍")
anyone is welcome to join in any way they want and interact with her ヾ(^-^)ノ
main blog: @razzmothazz
#oc rp#roleplay blog#hsr oc#honkai star rail oc#hsr rp#rp blog#honkai star rail rp#honkai star rail roleplay
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There's a part of me that believes that Staci kind of did the impossible.
He managed to twist Jacob's teachings to serve his own needs and turned it around on them. I think he also proved that Jacob's conditioning was seriously flawed.
Jacob claims the prisoners are "recruits". Those who survive will eventually join the "herd". But the Faithful need to be certain that the converted ones will not turn on them or else there'll be too much in fighting and decent amongst them.
Even the Whitetail militia said that Jacob's conditioning was flawless and those who fell into Jacob's clutches could never be trusted again. Even we as the viewers falls for it.
I think Jacob's whole "Judas" speech kind of touches on that as well. He needs to show Staci off as a "betrayer" someone who joined up and was loyal but broke away from them, because if you looked at it any other way then the whole thing begins to unravel. Staci sowed the seeds of doubt throughout Jacob's compound. I bet people were asking "if someone so closely watched by Jacob was able to slip through the cracks then how many others in our midst are just waiting for their opportunity to strike?"
Jacob loved flaunting his control over Pratt, not only to the MC but to the other Faithful. It's like he was saying "look how well trained I can make 'them' (the non believers). He's at my beck and call and no one else would be able to accomplish this level of obedience but me". He wanted to show his Followers that he had the ultimate control of them. I dont think the idea of Staci using Jacob's teachings for his own gain and benefit as an individual wouldn't have crossed Jacob's mind at all. He saw Pratt as nothing more then a tool. A pawn on his little chess board. He was so secure in his belief that his conditioning was perfect.
It must have also been humiliating to Jacob.
To be seen as a Herald, an ultimate Soldier, in complete control of the "recruits" only to find this fatal flaw in his system.
Jacob needed to work fast to shut those thoughts down but also show Staci's actions off as inconsequential. Jacob was angry but waved Staci off. He basically said to the world "you're not worth my time and shouldn't be worth anyone else's" and left him to starve to death. Jacob's actions showed to, not just the Whitetails, but also the Peggies that Staci's actions were not enough for Jacob bloodying his own hands for (if that makes sense).
From what I've seen of others opinions and comments of Pratt on other platforms, alot if the far cry community also fell for Jacob's manipulation of the situation. They saw Staci the way Jacob wanted them to see him and dubbed him weak. I've read so many comments about people saying exactly that. Just parroting Jacob's words. But we all know what Jacob did to the ones that didn't submit. We saw them crucified on posts along the road, we saw burning piles of bodies in camps. Anyone who wasn't submissive or useful to Jacob was simply tossed aside.
It's actually really interesting for me to see because it just shows how deeply Jacob gets into the viewers mind.
I'm not saying Staci didn't fall for everything and wasn't affected by the conditioning, he definitely was and was changed for it but he also had an interesting way of coping with the trauma he went through and turning it around to make it fit his goals.
"They made me strong but now they are weak" it's all there for us to see but we're too busy being conditioned to think how Jacob wants us to think. "1, 2 ,3. 1,2,3,1,2,3 and then BAM. He's in your mind!"
Tldr/ In a way Staci shook the very foundation of the Eden's Gate community with his actions and Jacob's whole "what is the worst thing you could be" speech is just damage control.
I'd love to hear others thoughts and opinions on this as well!
#tldr at the bottom#jacob seed#staci pratt#far cry 5#far cry#jacob seed x staci pratt#rancid cultist falls for local feral cop#jacob seed/staci pratt#dark themes#just monty talks#ive wanted to talk about this for a while but didnt know how to articulate it lol#anyway Staci pratt is my muse ✨️#what an icon
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Hiii one more sweet request from my little sister... im glad she likes my writing... its out secret too hehe.
Lee!sakura strikes again! Perhaps this might be my final windbreaker fic...
Who knows... hehe
Also this fic is based on the sweet adorable fact that Sakura believes every little white lie his friends say and false rumours too.
It's so cute...
Enjoy!
Warning spoilers from the manga after the keel arc.
- Beware of tickles, fluff, and diabetic sweet moments -
Summary: Sakura always believed whatever he heard. It's probably too hilarious that Suo intervenes to mess with him further... using this fact to his advantage.
The rumour...
Suo Hayato has always enjoyed messing with their black and white-haired grade captain. He's so easily flustered, easily angered, and triggered by the most subtle things.
It was in the afternoon, and everyone rested in their classroom after patrolling. Now Anzai, Kurita, Takanashi, and Kakuichi all gathered as well with the usual five. (Sugishita likes to sleep a lot in the back corner, so he's not with them, lol)
"Did you know... that in some towns, those who go out at night they are being followed by spirits who hold grudges against you...?"
It all started with Suo's little rumours and lies to mess with people.
Tsugeura whimpered, cowering behind Kiryuu "Suo come on... ya know, I hate ghosts!"
Nirei sighed comfortingly, "Tsugeura-san ghosts aren't real... dont worry"
Sakura's ears pricked like a cat, suddenly conscious, but not exactly frightened like the muscular guy. He spoke up for the first time since their conversation, "Really?"
Suo turns, slightly surprised but his grin turns to a menacing beam with ulterior motives.
Kiriyu sighed, both sympathetically and amusedly at Sakura's innocence, and shuddering at Suo's plan, which he saw through, "Seriously Sakura-chan... Suo-chan is -"
Suo cuts in just time, wanting to continue his fun as he smiled, feigning innocence, "Indeed... but there are many rumours I know are so true, Sakura-kun"
Nirei gives a sheepish laugh, not wanting to stop Suo's little game as he doesn't want to get on Suo's bad side. The rest of the class seemed amused, holding in their laughter as they ushered about Sakura's curiosity and naivety. They definitely didn't want to stop the fun as they all wanted to mess with Sakura, too.
Sakura folds his arms, somewhat suspicious despite his naiveness, "Are you sure? You messed with me a lot, and it's hard to take you seriously..."
Suo Shakes his head, eyes darkening now, "Tsk tsk tsk Sakura-kun, thats what the slime monster want you to think..."
Sakura stiffened, completely forgotten about his suspicions as he leaned in to hear more, his elbows on his knees which rest between his thighs, "The what?"
Anzai grinned, joining in on the fun, not wanting to create suspicion on Sakura, "Right! I heard every night the slime monster would often creep up behind you and follow wherever you go ...controlling you!"
Sakura stared like a cat caught in the sight of a fish tank, as if watching the beautiful fish start swimming, entrancing him, "Slime monster... its real?
Tsugeura clinging to Kiryu whined, "Not a ghost, right? please tell me it's not a ghost!"
Nirei uneasily pointed out, "Monsters are tangible, but ghosts aren't so no... this isn't about ghosts,"
The orange haired guy relaxes now.
Sakura looked at Anzai, and then at Suo, two people believed in this so-called rumour. He couldn't believe anything like that could actually exist. He just scoffed, crossing a leg over his knee as he rested back on his chair, "Well, ya have any proof?"
Suo and Anzai exchanged proud glances, nodding to each other.
Got him.
This time, Takanashi wanted in on the fun. He snapped his fingers, now getting behind Sakura, "Yes, that rumour is popular... the slime monster used to target freshmen every year... last year Enomoto-senpai was a victim..."
Sakura widened his eyes. Even Takanashi said this rumour was true. Is it true?
"Enomoto-senpai was acting weird! He started to do weird things... like..." he dragged on now, sitting next to him, seeing that they already hooked the cat in this false story.
"Sakura-kun," Suo smirked, making Sakura look back at him with disturbed mismatched eyes. Suo sits in front of him, leaning forward while Anzai settled next to him. The opposite of where Takanashi was. Suo continues, patting his dangling ankle, "I heard noises at my house yesterday..."
"Y-you did?" Sakura's on edge as he spoke, but not entirely frightened like Tsugeura. He's just like a cautious cat, his body stiff and alert. As if he's fully in on the story... he believing them.
Suo patted his knee, assuring him, but he had other plans. His hand had been on his leg for a while, too, unbeknownst to Sakura. Anzai and Takanashi smirked as they were on either side of him, preparing to pounce on him.
"The slime monster isn't just a story... I feel like he's sometimes taking control of my body..." Takanashi speaks, blowing on his ear. A note Nirei writes now as Sakura squirms and flinched at it.
Sensitive ears...
"And mine..." Anzai groaned, feigning a sudden swaying motion to indicate being possessed. Grabbing his head in his clenched fingers, like a madman.
Kiryu and Nirei sighed, feeling somewhat sorry for the guy who's being tricked. Tsugeura seemed to have caught on as well on what was going on as he watched the scene unfold with interest.
With that, Anzai grabbed his arm from the right side, hooking his arm under his while his hand held his wrist in place. Takanashi grabbed him from the left side, doing the same. Surprising Sakura, who had been too engrossed in the story, he wasn't wasn't struggling due to the concern, "H-hey... what's going on -eh!"
His ankle...
Suo grabbed his ankle promptly, his face lowered, trying to hide his amusement but speaking in a ghostly tone, slowly taking his shoe off, "Sakura-kun... the slime monster has one desire... and we have to fulfil it..."
"O-oi! What the hell?" Sakura struggled a bit now, confused and excited, like a cautious cat. But Kakuichi also joined to hold him down as well by the waist, "I'm possessed.... oh boo... I can't control it..."
That's so obvious, Nirei and Kiryu thought.
He sounds fake and obvious, but Sakura still believed him. Kiryu, despite the drama, is taking a video of this scenario, inwardly intrigued.
"The slime monster wants... wants... he wants..." Suo swiftly began to wiggle his fingers, his dramatic tone further creating anxiety for Sakura. "To tickle ya to death!"
Launching a light tickle attack on his socked foot. Sakura jerked, bewildered by the unexpected action, "Gah! Hey hey hey knock it off! Ahah!"
Everyone thought gladly, so the tough Sakura Haruka is super ticklish...
Despite his struggles, Suo holds his ankle firmly with one hand, while the other hand scribbled over his arch, making his foot jolt and scrunch.
Anzai laughs at his ear now as he still keeps Sakura's arm restrained, unable to play along, "Oh god, this is hilarious..."
Takanashi chuckles and breaks his character too, still keeping Sakura in a firm hold as he's taller and stronger, "Sakura actually believed all that? I thought Suo was exaggerating when he said our grade captain believes anything we say... but hot damn he does..."
Suo giggles happily, now removing the sock. He used a finger to slide up his sole, "Hmmm, Sakura-kun is also exceptionally ticklish... isn't he?" Sakura squeal at thar soft tickling touch unable to resist the urge to break into giggles.
Kiryu laughs, "Sakura-chan... I didn't expect that"
"Shuhut thehe fuhuhuck uhuhup!"
Sakura giggles and writhes despite their words, trying to use his other foot to kick him but messes up when Kakuichi tickles his ribs, causing him to miss and squirm to the other side, "No way Sakura-kun... we won't let you get away with defying the slime monster! Hahaa take that! Dont anger him furhter!" He couldn't even hide the laugh within his words.
"I'M NOHOHOT FAHAHALLING FOHOHOHOR T-THAT!" He snaps now, making them laugh fondly.
Sakura squeaks and breaks into angry laughter high in range than his usual voice. It almost melted Sugishita's heart, who have been watching from afar. He Scoff, looking away to hide his amusement.
"Dahahahamn ihihit yohohohohou lihihihihied? Ahahagahain? Shihihihitheheheads!" Sakura slips an arm from Anzai's grip to protect his midriff from the mushroom head, but Suo's teasing and touches just drove him mad and giggly at every tickle.
"Oho Sakura-kun" Suo laughed as well, airy and light, nwo sneaking his fingers under the toes, "Yohou are so cute when you actually thought a slime monster existed in Makochi..."
"Yeah!" Takanashi laughed, "His face was so concentrated like a child..."
Anzai said, who had a little difficulty holding Sakura, "Right? I bet we can make more stories like these... he always believes everything we say"
"Ehehe! N-noOHo, I don't! ShuhuUhut up! Stop thiIHIHIHis!" He arched his back.
"Mmm nope" they all said in unison.
Sakura blushed through his growling laughter and giggled, "Bahahahastards! Ahahaha lehehehet gohohoho!" He tried to push Kakuichi away from his fingers, aiming for his sensitive stomach, but Takanashi blows on his ear, making him squeak and lift a shoulder to protect his other side, "NOOOHOO!" When he pushes one person the other attacks the spot he opens unintentionally. Ugh! His classmates are definitely top class in the field of teamwork.
Suo smirks, "Sakura-kun, careful... even if there's no slime monster, there might be a gang who might sneak up on you and tickle you to pieces..."
"STOHOP! AHA SHIT!" Sakura slipped from the chair to the ground, hitting his back now, and luckily, that caused them to pause their tickling.
Anzai and Kakuichi burst into laughter while Takanashi gladly saved his head from hitting the ground, he said with a brief laugh, but half concerned as well, "oho my god are you alright?"
Sakura groaned, residual giggles still slipping as he get up on his elbows, "Y-yeheah, ow... ugh"
Suo offers a hand to help him up the chair, sure Nirei being the exaggerated one came over to look over for Sakura, "Eh... Sakura-san are you alright?"
"Ugh, it takes more than that to break me..." Sakura snapped, face pink like the cherry blossoms, his bright eyes now looking away in flustered sentiment.
Suo grins now, looking down at the casually seated Sakura, "But it takes a simple tickle to get you to lose face?"
Sakura blushed and aggressively snapped at him, attempting to punch the guy, "S-Shut up! I was caught off guard! It's not like I'm weak to it!"
A poke to his sides made him jolt almost a foot up from his seat, Anzai snickered menacingly, "Uh oh... our tsundere grade captain's got a weakness... and it's an adorable one"
Sputtering in embarassment, Sakura cracks with anger, "Y-you punk!"
Lifting an arm to punch, which earned a poke from Suo this time, right under his arm but it didn't stop there.
"Sakura-kun... whenever you try to pick a fight with us... we'll use this to stop you, simple, " Suo proudly said, showing a gun symbol with his hand folded into a pointer.
Sakura uneasily stared, growling and folding his arms, careful not to expose himself, "T-thats not fair... you assholes making fun of me, lying to me... a-and tick... t-ti doing that...!"
Kiryu finally joins the teasing with a coo, "Awww he can't even say the word how cute!"
"STOP RECORDING! N-NO NO GIVE IT TO ME!" Sakura struggles to reach Kiryu as he just now seen him being recorded.
"Hehe guys how about round two? Tsugeura cracked his knuckles now grinning like a child, "The slime monster in me is desperate to tickle him!"
The class watched in hilarity at how their grade captain kept getting teased and mocked. But they still know that they aren't no match for Sakura's power and influence. They respect him despite all the fun and taunts.
Suo knew Sakura would be the perfect grade captain. Someone who will protect them and share all their burdens with them.
Fun and all true... but the second years might come and punish them for the loud ruckus any time soon...
#tickle fic#wind breaker#lee!sakura#sakura haruka#fluff#suo hayato#cute#tickling#anzai#kurita#takanashi#kakuichi#akihiko nirei#mitsuki kiryu#tsugeura taiga#wind breaker tickle#smilingangel582
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Idk if u do yandere but can u do platonic yandere god’s reaction to Zeus’ child daughter ( 13 yrs old ) who is like rapunzel. Like in addition to her great adorable beauty she has absolutely gorgeous blonde hair which is like seventy feet long and can be used to heal, make ppl younger, and even revive ppl who has died in ragnarok. She also has beautiful singing voice that can soothe anyone who listens to it. And is overall very cheerful and optimistic. Also if u dont do yandere u can just make the gods just really fond of her.
Thank u!
The most protected angel
Fem! Reader
As Anon said it's PLATONIC (which should be said cause they're greek gods)
Also don't mind me putting in Tangled references everywhere
Warning: I don't condone this behavior, this is for entertainment for fictional characters. "Yandere" in real life is a SERIOUS problem if you have a problem with manipulation, gaslighting DNI this entire post.
ZEUS who uses his position to scare off anyone who he doesn't approve of. Zeus engraves in your brain that humans will only use you, they don't care about you, they only want to use your powers for their own benefit.
HADES who takes it upon himself to show you how dangerous the human realm is, you're safer with your father. Hades takes it upon himself to "prove" that you're safer with them. You should only trust gods that you father approves of.
POSEIDON who will belittle any suitor who thinks they have a chance with you, being his youngest niece also means he will use that as an excuse as to why you can't do certain things and that you're too naïve to be on your own.
ADAMAS who will control his temper so he doesn't frighten you, he will leave you with either Hades or Zeus if he ever feels his temper going out of control.
APHRODITE who will give you anything you want when it comes to fashion, Aphrodite does your hair and makes sure you have the best clothes. To her you are the only goddess who is more beautiful then her, she makes sure you know that and will join in when Poseidon belittles any god or human who thinks they're worthy of your hand.
HERMES who makes it his mission to prove that Zeus is right, he might even team up with Hades to make sure you stay by their side. Hermes also makes sure you're eating well and that your hair isn't a mess, don't get him wrong he knows that Aphrodite is more then capable of taking care of your hair, but it's just so long and it's always dragging on the floor so let him check your brother is just a worry wart ok?
HERACLES who tries his best to keep your innocence, you're too kind and pure to be out there all alone. Don't get me wrong he loves humanity, but father knows best so listen to him.
ARES who just like Heracles will try his best to keep your innocence, especially about war, someone as kind and gentle as you shouldn't know about that.
LOKI who teams up with Hades and Hermes to "prove" that you're just naïve and can't trust others. Your father knows what's best for you and the others will make sure to always prove that Zeus is right.
THOR who takes his position as your "bodyguard" extremely seriously, he doesn't let any suitors get close to you.
ODIN who will take advantage that he's also a father, he'll tell you that you're too gullible to even leave any of the gods side. They all just want to take advantage of your abilities.
SHIVA who gaslights you saying you're not "in love" with that human, you just invented that whole "romance" thing. All you need is your father and the other gods, you don't need a partner.
BUDDHA who sees how naive you are and gullible you are, you shouldn't be out there all alone, Buddha is much more lenient but don't let that fool you, he's just as dangerous as your father.
ZERO who is your only playmate, he's basically your Pascaal, just much more protective and makes sure you don't leave the heavens.
BEELZEBUB who watches you from the cameras, courtesy of your father. Beelzebub tells Zeus everything that goes on, so be careful....he's always watching.
#shuumatsu no valkyrie#record of ragnarok#ror#snv#record of ragnarok x reader#shuumatsu no valkyrie x reader
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Hiya! Would u mind doing a piece about a female autistic bau member? Preferably centered around her and jj (platonic since you dont do romance). Maybe the reader gets injured in the field and is seriously overstimulated but jj is there to help calm her down and get checked out for any nasty wounds
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau X Fem Autistic Reader
Request : Hiya! Would u mind doing a piece about a female autistic bau member? Preferably centered around her and jj (platonic since you dont do romance). Maybe the reader gets injured in the field and is seriously overstimulated but jj is there to help calm her down and get checked out for any nasty wounds
Hope you like this sorry for the wait, I'm currently doing a project for college and its my major one so I won't be updating as much but I will try to at least once a week.
Third person pov...
The team were on the jet, they had been called in to Seattle for a serial case, a murderer was going around kidnapping woman in their early 20s, he keeps them for a few days, torturing them then disposing of them like rubbish.
All women were Y/S colour, with H/C hair and E/C eyes, it unnerved Y/N how much the victims looked like her.
Y/N L/N is the second youngest member of the BAU, she was 23, the H/C girl joined a couple years after Elle left.
She and JJ got on very well, everyone knew she was autistic, but JJ was always the one who helped the young girl when she was overwhelmed or had a sensory overload, of course the others helped but JJ helped the most.
The blonde haired woman became like an older sister to the 23 year old.
As they sat down on the jet, they began sharing ideas and going over the case, as they did Y/N was becoming overwhelmed with the louds of the engine.
Usually she had either her headphones or earplugs, as the plane ride was always too loud for the girl.
But she had unfortunately forgottenboth of them, so there she sat on the Jet, fiddling with her finger trying tokeep her mind of the sounds, as she did this, she didn't notice JJs concerned expression
Suddenly JJs eyes lit up she recognised the signs Y/N gives when she is feeling overwhelmed and JJ of course knew them all, she then reached into her travel bag and pulled out some ear plugs.
Originally they were Y/Ns but the H/C girl gave them to JJ, so she would have them I'd Y/N forgot her headphones, the older girl was happy she'd kept them in there.
She then taps Y/Ns hand under the table, Y/N gave her a curious look before JJ nudges the earplugs into her shaking hand, E/C eyes lit up, the young girl quickly puts them in.
She shoots the blonde woman a smile which JJ returns happily, the two then focus on what the team were talking about.
Time skip...
A couple days past, the team finally have a lead, Y/N and JJ and thw team chase after the unsub, as they did Y/N sustained a minor injury.
As the adrenaline subsided, the chaos of the surroundings assaulted her senses. The cacophony of sirens, the pungent odor of gunpowder, and the incessant chatter overwhelmed her.
Just when the H/C girl felt her mind spiraling out of control, a gentle hand reached out and steadied her. It was JJ with her warm eyes and soothing voice, whisked her away from the sensory assault.
In the seclusion of the Station, JJ tended to Y/Ns njury with quiet efficiency. They were in the conference room the Captian had given them to work in.
As the young girls body began to calm, a new wave of distress hit her heart.
The sobs and wails of the distraught parents of the victims echoed through the space. Y/N flinched at the loud sounds and curled in on herself.
She was visibly overwhelmed still, even more now by the raw emotions, from the parents, making the H/C girl retreated into her shell.
She covered her ears, desperate to escape the overwhelming torrent of sound. Just when her composure was on the brink of shattering, a familiar voice cut through.
JJ had of course sensed her escalating discomfort and approached cautiously. JJ's soothing words reached her ears.
" i know this is hard, Y/N" she whispered, her voice barely above a murmur. "Can I help you find a quieter place?" Y/N nods quickly.
With JJ's gentle guidance, the H/C girl made her way to a secluded corner of the room. JJ dimmed the lights and played soothing music, creating a sanctuary of tranquility amidst the chaos.
"Can i touch you?" She asks the overwhelmed Girl, knowing some autistics likr pressure when others hate it.
Y/N thought for a moment, pressure does aleays help her, so she nods her head and JJ kneels closer, She held the girls close, her embrace providing a much-needed sanctuary.
Soon Y/Ns acing thoughts began to slow as JJ's steady breathing and rhythmic heartbeat grounded her. "Focus on my voice" JJ whispered. "Take deep breaths. You're safe now."
She begins to rock slowly, and felt Y/N relax even more, she girl was almost like putty in JJs arms which made the woman smile, glad she was able to help her girl.
As the H/C girl radually regained her composure, JJ remained by her side, providing a comforting presence.
They sat in the dark room cuddled together, Y/N almost falling asleep to the sound of JJs heartbeat, it was a soothing sound that she couldn't get enough off.
Y/N was grateful to JJ for helping her and being there for her, while she went through her epsisode, Together, they navigated the emotional storm that had engulfed them, one moment at a time.
The end!
Hope you liked this oneshot, sorry for the wait and sorry for this one being shorter than the others, I didn't have a particular idea in mind of how to write this so I winged it lol.
Sorry for any spelling or grammar mistakes
Requests are open!
Word count : 1006
#criminal minds#fanfic#behavioural analysis unit#fluff and comfort#oneshot#light angst#jennifer jareau#x adult reader#x autistic reader#member of BAU#overstimulated#sensory#author is autistic#jennifer jareau x autistic reader#x young adult reader#jennifer jareau x young adult reader
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alright after taking some time to digest here are some disjointed thoughts on veilguard as a whole. Ill keep it spoiler free!
first off, your own character. I like rook! I think theyre silly! You control the buttons you press of course so mine had a more goofy personality but i enjoyed it and the dialogue that came with it. At times even serious options had them throw in a small quip which felt a little inappropriate but thats just extra characterization i personally dont subscribe to. I dont think its an issue! Just gotta hc around it.
as for roleplaying, it lacked. Sorely, in my opinion. It feels like absolutely anything to do with rook is kept as vague as possible so you can fill in the blanks yourself, but that ends up backfiring by making me unable to really feel things much deeper with the characters or myself. (From the perspective of someone who played lord of fortune) You cant talk about where you came from, so the game makes you sound like you dont know the customs of your own nation. Makes sense from a gameplay standpoint so you can give lore to the player but they could just… change the tone of it and make it sound like rook is familiar with the concept while still giving the lore.
also, as an elf, i was somehow forced into this limbo where i was simultaneously dalish but not dalish enough to ever outright state it. I really wanted to play a city elf so i avoided all elf dialogue options, but still the game made my rook constantly and consistently imply they came from a clan instead of the city, and bellara and davrin talked to them like they were too. I have no idea what triggered this, if its specific to the faction you chose or i messed up and set off a dialogue flag in the early game, but it drove me absolutely fucking nuts. Staff on discord before the game released said you wouldnt be able to tick a city or dalish box in cc and instead will roleplay it out, but i never got to roleplay shit. I never got a single chance to go “um actually i dont believe in the creators and these things arent my tradition, actually” they just shoved me in this with no choice in the matter as far as i am aware. I was begging for a box to tick, at that point.
You can barely talk about your faction as well (i was actually excited when the game remembered breaking into ruins is supposed to be my specialty, even though it never brought that up any other ruin) and when you do talk about your faction with faction members outside of the occasional lord dialogue option you sound like youve never been in it before and ask for an explanation of things that you should know. Once again, i get why, lore should be dropped, but again you can do that while still implying that rook knows about basic things. They may have had to step away for a while, but it wasnt like they were a complete newbie who was only there for a month.
another faction related thing, rook never joined in on ANY lords banter. I thought they would at least once, but they never did and it honestly just felt sucky. I think in general the game itself shafted the lords of fortune the most when it came to quests, story relevance, furniture options, outfit options and interactivity with/in their home base (basically everything lol)(like why are two of the outfit options crow outfits!!) so it could just be that im the unlucky sucker that got attached to the faction that gets nothing except the best cameo ever but still… i just would have liked something more, you know?
combat is pretty nice, i think too many buttons are used and i feel like theyve geared more towards controller than keyboard, but its not a bad thing. I could still do what was required of me just fine even though i kept dodging because of jumping. Seriously, jump on F? Im glad dodge is on spacebar but still… i also lost where the keys i wanted to press were often, which made abilities come out with a delay because i kept pressing E instead of 3. But maybe thats just me not being a blind typer, i dont hold that against the game.
I played on the easiest difficulty and got through it without difficulty (wow!), didnt use anything like runes (unless i pressed the wrong button) or companion abilities. Personally i hate the companion order wheel, i will strive to never use it in the future too. Id much rather my companions just control themselves again, to be honest it feels very bad and the ui is so cluttered. Just do the thing yourself!!! Go on!!! Im on the pissbaby difficulty anyway!!!
i liked the party downsize though, it helped me cycle through characters more which i really enjoyed doing. I spent a little time with all of them at least once which ive never done in another da game.
i also liked the fast pace of it, especially with rogue. Dodging felt a bit unresponsive sometimes but other than that i really enjoyed the combat and it felt satisfying when you did things right. I think the stagger from being hit can be a little shorter, and i hate how they force you to do a quick recovery when pushed on the ground and you cant do any other action before doing that, but otherwise its very fluid and fun! Such a fresh breath of air from inquisitions sluggish damage sponge combat thank fuck.
music was very good, but i wont remember a lot of it. Though to be fair to hans zimmer, i dont remember most if not all of the score from any of the games, embarrassing as it is to say. My personal favorite track briefly plays in one of hardings companion quests in the most beautiful area (in my opinion) of the game too.
i loved the companions!!!! All of them were very good, and i was invested in their story and what was going to happen with them next. I went into veilguard as blind as possible (never even heard any of their voices) and it was a treat properly getting to know them outside of pictures. I understand the neve hype now, i liked lucanis more than i thought i would and everyone else is as delightful as i thought theyd be. Especially emmrich and bellara. I do lament you cant really just chat with them anymore, especially because running around the lighthouse just to catch ambient conversation or codex entries got tiring 2/3rds through the game and i stopped doing it, but that didnt stifle my overall enjoyment of them. The banter out in the field is great too.
i think the story overall was pretty good! At least right now, maybe when i digest it more and see others thoughts my opinion will shift, but right now i think it turned out nice and left a satisfying amount of answers. What was not satisfying was the complete lack of an epilogue. Im not asking for an epilogue party a la bg3 but i wouldve liked some questions to be answered regarding just… how everyone is doing now outside of just “were alive!”. Or maybe a celebration or something! Or just an answer to this one question i have regarding something in the final quest! Anyway, im personally not really a fan of how a lot of stuff revolves around ancient elves now, but i guess its my fault for picking up the ancient elf game.
i do honestly think the scrapping of world states hurt a lot of things, though. Like so often you would hear a reference to something or have something brought up but you can feel the writers behind the scenes trying to talk about it without bringing up any of the possible choices within that thing, making it sound extremely shallow. Bellara calling the divine “lady with the big hat” in banter comes to mind. Its not like it hurts the story itself, but it makes it feel a certain lack of depth the other games had, its really sad. Sure, theres a lot of references to things that are set in stone, but it just isnt the same as hard as they try. It makes returning characters feel a little weird sometimes (harding) or most of the time (morrigan)
uuuhh anyway yeah i think thats it. Or at least everything i can remember right now. I enjoyed myself a lot but the game could be pretty frustrating with its writing at times. Overall though i enjoyed the experience!
my order of games from most to least favorite now would be
da2 > dav > dao > dai
veilguard wins out over origins through gameplay alone. I love origins but theres a reason i have been procrastinating on my replays. I think inquisition gameplay is worse but its not 2009 clunky so i can push myself through it most of the time but maannn its hard with origins
#ghosts howling#Warning its so much text#A lot of my thoughts are probably deeper than i wrote them but i cant put them into words so enjoy this shitty review thing
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Any headcanons about your oc's? Like their favorite food, phobias, heights, etc.?
(I am totally not Bon, nu-uh. Completely different person :D)
Hm, wonder who you might be. Sure! Heres are some canon stuff of my oc's!
Sayaka was forced into eating actual normal food when lyn found out they eat many fast foods and unhealthy drinks, saya did end up giving in. So did lyn eventually taking a few sips.
Lyn's birthday is on june 8th world ocean day, tho it was a rare thing to happen when her mother would bring them there as a child. She would enjoy every second spent there.
Sayaka and lyn had a small habit of making eachother like their foods if they disliked it before. 🪄Magically🎉 (not really, they simply love eachother)
Marie's offical name is Marie Ayatsuri with the last name translated to "puppet"
Lyn either loves going outside mostly going to forests, or to see nature. Or wanting to stay home and sleep while playing guitar
Marie before joining the idol band was a nanny for children before fully deciding on their career.
Marie had to drink many energy drinks to stay up and practice for shows to keep their job. The boss would be way stricter to people who stayed for longer.
Lyn is 5'7, Sayaka is 5,9, Marie is 5'5
Sayaka dislikes hospitals, loud and crowded places, along with control freaks
Lyn never really knew what their hobbies were they just tried out what their friends did desprate to find something to enjoy.
Marie secretly enjoys heavier musics then what shes used to playing they are just afraid of admitting due to their strict workplace.
Sayaka's biggest fears is being abandoned and their father.
Maries "favourite" food is instant noodles just cause it was to only food they had time to eat before rushing to work 2 jobs
Lyn has Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, its cause they will zone out whenever long words are said to them, alot. Wonder how will she take it when it comes to realisation that they have to sing long lyrics.
Sayaka likes to drink wine, tea, and explosive sugar gummy yummy drinks (dont ask they made an energy drink with gummy bears into a drink that will knock you out 5 seconds before you even drink it SERIOUSLY DONT DRINK IT LYN WARNS EVERYONE ABOUT THIS)
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r is a little mean not really but yk, dom!r/sub!j, calling self dumb/stupid, racist/sexist talk?, face riding, babying r and j, praising/downgrading kink, marking kink, claiming kink kinda?, j is insecure, a whole lotta jealousy, different positions, bubbly!r (BIMBO BEHAVIOR) ma'am/mama kink,, r is a little bit bipolar and hot-headed, r is in control for the most part, little bit of yandere Jonathan, pleasing and pleasure, pet names such as; good boy, sweet boy, baby, my love and mines.
YOU WERE IN THE HALLWAY OF HAWKINS HIGH, TALKING TO A FRIEND, Barbara Holland; you guys were talking about the last grades you've gotten in Mr. Rollins History class.
"Honestly, I might just go jump off of Bellwood Quarry.." you mumbled looking in your locket,
"Y/N don't say stuff like that." Barbara called out which made you feel even more dumb, you rolled your eyes.
"Right, sorry." You whispered with a attitude a bit, "I just hate his class, I'm starting to think he just pick on me.., what if he is a racist?" you started going on, "He probably can't stand seeing a black women be successful, you know-he could be a racist and a sexist!"
"I don't know about all of that, but maybe?"
Just as you closed your locket, and turned around you were met with a couple of popular boys,
"Hey Y/N?" the one named Riley started, as he friends followed behind him.
You rolled your eyes before looking at him and giving off a bubbly smile, "What do you want, Riley.."
He smirked your way before reaching a hand out to touch the fat exiting from your fishnets, you squirmed away from his touch before Barbara slapped his hands away.
"Don't you dare touch a girl without her permission."
He looked at her with angry eyes before he spat at her, "Who do you think your talking to, who even are you-leave."
You could tell by his voice he wasn't playing, he was dead serious.. you hoped and prayed that Barbara would stay and she did.
"Bara.. just go."
Just as you seen the fire in his eyes and his mouth about to open again you quickly pushed Barbara away telling her you’d met her in the cafeteria, which she disliked but did it anyways.
“Thank you, Y/N, I just wanted to ask you to help me with the essay.. right like you said you will.” He said soft but seriously, you sighed and nodded as he winked at you and kissed your cheek.
And then started to walk ahead.
Just as you let out a breath you turned to see Jonathan looking at you, sorrow eyes but filled with anger and disgust.
"Jonathan!"
Just as you called out his name he turned and looked at you for another second before moving along and rushing into a empty classroom.
You head went empty as dropped your book into your locker slam the mini-door and ran towards the classroom, "Jonathan?"
As you got walked further into the classroom where were a breath on your back causes all of the hairs on your body to raise.
"Jesus.. J you scared me!"
Just as you were turning around you felt him grab ahold of your hand, tightly twisting you around as you were met by his forehead press against yours.
"Hi, Jon." you said calm and sweetly, he pulled you closer wrapping his arms around you.
Laying his head on your shoulder as you giggle at the open mouth kisses he was laying onto your neck.
"Can you stop playing and let me know what's wrong?" you giggle to him as he is nose brushed off of your skin.
"Why does he always come and talk to you.. like sitting by you in class-aka my seat and kissing you cheek and winking at you??"
The questions sinked into your for a while, you started to realize his voice was breaking as he was till trying to stay calm but was getting angry and flustered at the thought of him with you.
"I don't know J.. I don't think it's that serious."
"No, no.. he can't-he's just trying to take you away from him." he said while looking down on the floor disgusted by you not noticing the little things..
"J?" you reached for his hand as he moved his away from yours.
You carried your hand towards his face cupping his cheeks as you forced him to look into your eyes.
"Jonathan.., baby?" his eyes were place all around the room as you were trying your best to get his attention, "Baby.. there is no need to be jealous sweet boy."
"No.. I want you to stay.. your mines?"
"I'm always yours, never still stop being yours." you said as he patted his cheek twice.
Just as the words came out your mouth you can see the more lovable and lust full up his eyes, he blinked once before pressing his forehead against yours once more.
His breathing increase as you wrapped your arm around his waist.
You always knew he loved to be babied and you were the only one to do that for me.
You breathed slowly watching him very closely almost forgetting how to breath as you caught a deep breath as his lips were finally touching yours.
You immediately respond to the kiss, pulling at his hair was he eyes shot back open just as his mouth did looking into your devil eyes.
Your fingers all attached to his scalp, as his hands gripped onto your shirt so closely wanting more of you and need it desperately.
Chuckling into the kiss even more as you gripped his shoulders and jump, lashing your legs around his waist as he quickly wrapped the arm around your hips holding you still.
Just as he was losing his balance to busy worked about you can craving more, he pushed desks together as you both fell on top of it, he stop caught his breath and crashed his lips against yours for the 2nd time, over and over on repeat,
Feeling him touch all upon your body you intended to giggle and laugh craving him just as much as he is craving you.
His kissed went from your lips to all over your neck, and on your collarbone, he pulled at your button-up shirt before looking up at you with his buried lips and a small smile.
You smiled and pulled him up to you kissing him lustfully on his lips before nodding, "Yes baby,, show me how much you want me to only be yours!"
He unbuttoned your shirt and gave you kiss on your chess and the middle of your breast before he asked you to lift up a little,
Just as you did what you were asked you felt his hands crawling on your body as he got your shirt fully off and unclipped your bra slowly before gripping onto your skirt and the liner of your fishnets.
You nodded once more before he kissed your belly button and your waistline dragging your skirt down your legs, making your squirm around at the exposer of your unclothed clit rubbing against the fishnets so closely which was most definitely leaving marks.
He backed away just as he admired your body for a minute or more, before taking off his shirt, and hovering over you as his belt was dropped to the floor.
Just as he gotten closer to you and kissed your stomach, you wrapped your legs around his shoulders.
"Mm..not that, you have to tell me what you want baby, okay?" you told him.
Jonathan just started to whine, as he tried to kiss the bottom half of your stomach once more but you trapped his hand.
All he could whimper and whine, he wanted to tell you so bad but no words were forming nor coming at.
"Jonathan." you called out to him just as his name but he just couldn't respond at all.
"Maybe, if I shove my pussy in your face you'll start speaking?" You questioned him just as he nodded a little, "Ain't that are J-baby?"
"You just a little pussy-drunk, sweet boy"
As the word came out of your mouth, you loosen up a bit, pushing Jonathan onto his knees and sliding your body to the edge to the table just as your legs were onto your shoulders.
His arms wrapped around my hips while licking your slit, looking up at you with pleasing eyes.
You moaned to him as you smiled and nodded as he sucked your clit, rocking your hips back and force on his face grinding that nub against his nose to add yourself more pleasure.
Back arching as his tongue entered you caused you both to moan as you pushed back against him.
Feeling yourself get closer and closer to your orgasm, your hands reach for his hair as you got him closer, pulling at his hair and all.
You were going to cum, and he knew you were as well.
"Im gonna cum.. honey oh goodness-where do you want it?" you asked in a whining whisper,
He moaned against your private before licking and sucking more wanting you to cum so badly.
“J-jonathan !” gripping onto his hair as you yelp, pulling him away.
“Stop being so naughty as answer me, okay..” you said harsh a bit as you seen him
He pouted looking up at you, as you slapped his face a little wanting him back to reality.
'Yes ma'am, sorry ma'am." he whimpered looking up at you as you smiled and move your hand from his red cheek to the top of his head.
He moaned at the patting of his head and the feeling of you messing and pulling at his hair, just for a moment staring at his glossy lips that were filled with you juices you had a idea.
"I'm gonna cum all over you face, okay baby?" you added as he nodded, "Maybe I'll even make you walk out this classroom with my juices upon your face, huh?"
He just moaned loudly at your words, trying to push himself back between you legs to hind his face, but you didn't let him at all.
"Please.. mama-sorry!" you smiled at his mistake and chuckle, before pulling him by his hair to face you.
"Say it again.." you whispered in his ear.
"Please?"
"No you know what I'm talking about, say it again or you won't cum." you demanded to him as he whimpered at the gripping of his hair.
"Im sorry mama.. Im sorry!"
You were in awe for a second, empty minded and do hungry for him now, "Get me to cum on your face right now, and then ill let you fuck me.. and maybe I'll cum in that mouth of your again after."
He slimed before kissing your shoulder and gripping you lower waist before pushing his darken dick against your unclothed cunt.
"Better get to work but you have blue balls."
Just as that was said you pushed him back down to his knees as he gripped your legs and thighs with one hand and the other he was palming himself, secretly but you didn't care.
You wanted to be mean and embarrass him with all of your cum on his face as he leaves out the room.
But then the other half of you wanted him to know he was yours and that you were only his and you loved him more then anything.
You mind could go empty and the only person that would still be in there is Jonathan he was your top idea, top accomplishment, he was your success, he was what you needed and what you want.
Your head fell back as you felt him rolling the fishnets around your clit as he sucked onto both, making you melt onto the desks.
"Close.. close!" You were closed to cumming and close to him bring the emptied minded bimbo out of you,
you just knew, and you could feel that this was going to be a mega orgasm.. you can tell by how he was eating you like a starving man.. you were going cum hard,, and mean it.
Just after your mind started going blink as you felt him slide two fingers inside of you curling them up repeatedly bring you closer to the climax.
"Please-Ahh! oh-oh Jonathan baby-oh my godddd! Aaaaghh~-" you grip his hair as you started to shake and grind onto his head, brushing his nose near your entrance and rolling off of the nub as he suck harsh and quickly onto your clit,
"Out.. Im gonna cum.. let me cum in on your face,, out-aaaaAh~~ please!" you moaned as your eyes gotten burry and you couldn't see nothing be Jonathan between your legs and the sounds of him lapping you up and down, quicker, faster and more and more.
He pulled his fingers out just as you told him, just as you came straight onto his face with a loud cry, with a mixture of a whimper and moan, so much pleasure just in a little amount of time.
You body fell back unto the table of the desk just as you groan from the pain, but moan at the pleasure as Jonathan was still lapping up all of your juice not leaving a single leak.
Just as you whined for him to give you a break you were in a different positive, 'mixed missionary',
As he kissed your neck, and upon your shoulder to your cheek, and then you lips you just wanted more and more.
"Please hurry.." and when that was said from you he pushed in cock into your warm wet and sloppy cunt.
Both of you feeling each others pulse, and moaning at the pleasure, one of your legs wrapped around his back, pushing him further inside of you,
While the other is wrapped up on his legs holding on tight as you hands are on his shoulders pulling him closer as they met once you get them around his upper chess.
Pressing his thin-harden nipped against your larger breast, adding more pleasure.
You kissed him as he quickly reposed by entering his tongue into your mouth, "Please.. mama-can I-ah~ mama please!"
He moaned into your mouth as you tap his tongue with yours, letting them both collide causes you both to moan and cling to each other more and more.
Jonathans placed his hand on the back of your head and make you tilt your head to the side a little, as you guys were full on French kissing, making out moaning back and forth into each others mouths.. pulling away closely as he held your head against his forehead,
needing to feel you breath, and see the pleasure in your eyes.
There were a few more peck here and there as he pull out, making you cling to nothing but a enough hole, just as he slams back into you making that moan come out very loudly as he laughed as your mouths brush against each other before doing it again.
You mind was going empty, you could think about anything, it was just the sound of skin slapping and the sight of Jonathan above you, pleasing you, and you letting him know you were all of his.
He didn't even bother going at a slow pace in the beginning he hit hard and fast thrusts, looking deeply into your eyes as he pressed another kiss upon your lips to make sure you were comfortable.
"God-Jonathan.., stop worrying about me-be a good boy and cum for your on good,, love ahh~!" you spoke soft to him as you kissed him once more, as he whimpered to you.
One last kiss before he place you head into his left hand and moved his right to add pleasure to your clit, you moaned and whined at the movement from under, and tried to push and run away.
"Please-ahh~ I don't think I can hold it... again.. again~ Aaaah~!" You babbled
You were going anything, your body started to twitch just as you called out for Jonathan he pushed back away from you just as you squirted onto your lower stomach and his dick and lower chess.
He moaned in surprise as he left you squeeze him inside of you pushing him deeper as the juices form you pussy leak and rushed onto him just as he thrusted more and you squirted more and more until you came onto his dick.
Jonathan head fell back as he pulled away, while pulling out and cumming onto your wet sweaty fishnets and belly.
"Did I do good mama?" he asked with sparkles in his eyes as you panted and nodded your head.
He sat your up, onto the edge of the desk once again as he gotten back onto his knees and kissed your thighs and biting wanting to mark you, and to hear you voice.
"I love you sweet boy.. okay?" you stated looking down at him, "Im yours and your mines,,"
He nodded his head as he opened his mouth waiting for you to do something, which you did.
You placed your fingers into your dripping hole, and took a scoop on before placing it into his place, letting him suck them clean.
"Open, my love.. open your pretty mouth for me." you said to him as he obeys, just as his mouth was fully open you spat into it smiling down at him as he melted into you thighs,
Just as you spat down your belly telling it travel to your wet cunt and placed two of your finger down to mix it in as you and Jonathan stared at each other the whole time.
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the weirdness and unconventionality of lawbepo are major charm points to me tbh!💕 i also really love how lawbepo elevates law’s character! it’s not that i didn’t like law before, but to be honest, i feel that a weakness of the character is that he is easily put into the “stoic badass with a tragic past and a secret heart of gold” stereotype. which is cool and fun, and it’s obviously a popular trope for a reason, but every anime/manga has this type of character tbh, and if nothing more is done with them, they can be kinda generic and one note. and it’s especially hard if the character is a side character, so it’s unlikely the creator will spend more time with them. unless it’s like for fanservice or something. so i like these types of characters but i don’t usually love them because of that.
that was how i used to feel about law, i liked him and thought his design was cool but that’s it. but everything is different now- like maybe it sounds insane to say, but considering “what if that bear is not just law’s vice captain, but also his first love from childhood? his babygirl? his ride-or-die wife?” has seriously like opened my third eye when it comes to law tbh lol, and i have you and your incredible art to thank for that! 🙏❤️🔥💕💯🔥✨
YOU PRETTY MUCH WENT THRU THE SAME JOURNEY AS MYSELF AND I LOVE THAT
yes so true all that....law by himself is only okay, yes hes sexy so ppl are crazy abt shipping him with whoever the fuck
but i really love when a sexy and intelligent character is WEIRD and its ignored by those around them cuz they are hot.
i like to bring him up cuz it was such a great discovery idk maybe someone will relate - i had that moment with akaashi haikyuu cuz i was like sure whatever, he is cute and bokuaka is FINE but when akaashis obsessive controlling calculative nature was revealed i had a real 💡!!! moment abt it and fell so hard for the character and the ship. like of you are pretty and WEIRD AF abt bokuto. gaslight gatekeepe girlboss. a dumbass' manipulative psycho boyfriend. perfect
and with Law honestly i cant commend japanese artists enough who saw Bepo day ONE and saw the potential of Law being very particular (pervert) about his bear - drawing dozens of comics of Law bleeding from the nose because Bepo is That cute. THEY REALLY HAD HIS NUMBER i meanwhile needed more convincing cuz im too canonfaggy to live off of Just the intro and the hug (all we had at the point where i got into op first) yes the hug was monumental and parially made up for the PH and DR lack of Bepo and having to tolerate the stupidity and insult of "law is gonna join SH/law is a honorary SH" no he wont, is not. die????
anyway yes it took me more fanservice to be like oh So we really ARE putting Law's softness for Bepo as one of the core characteristics? Not just a passing occasional thing like the hug was? Okay. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
weird is great weird is enriching and its fucking phenomenal that it's Just bepo. Not just cute things even tho he does love them - Bepo being a whole Person that gets Law's cuteness dokis in a bunch is soooooo sus and charming
idk how other Law fans see it but i dont think Law loving cuteness and fluff like the Onigiri moment - would be enough, its too circumstantial. But Bepo.... Bepo is always there, making Law better by being his spoiled rotten softie baby angel
sorry if my train of thought is all over the place. Thank you so much for the ask you the real one ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Have you any thoughts and headcanons on minos/sisyphus/gabe?
I wrote more than i thought i would
i love ponderinf their dynamic all togehter. gabriel is here to make sure everything is in order and minos is continuing to carry out punishments, sisyphus is visitng not just for possible political advantages and seeing if he can get any resources for his people, but also bc with the many times hes seen minos before theyve gotten quite close despite their differed ways of thinking and rule. Gabe uses this for an opportunjty as well to study sisyphus.
minos and gabe - also get along, but minos has a tendwncy to push gabriel to getmore comfortable..Cease donning thine armor, perhaps a toga instead? it will do better keeping you comfortable rather than that armor. they have discussions about his citizens and as the lust renaissamce began to rear its head minos would gush about how his city is flourishing and his citizens seem so Happy in their expression and it would make gabriel so uncomfortable because 1 the council wouldnt like this 2 hearing about free self expression and free will to do what people want to do with their bodies and with others. It cuts a little too deep into his masculinity. Minos' open expressions of femininity make him uncomfortable too as the two of them get closer and minos opens up bc hes shaking gabriels image of a man thats been forced upon him for milennia. Its very interesting.
minos and sisyphus - again, their relationship(not explicitly romantic, they couldnt uphold that) came about through political affairs. sisyphus trying to get resources to his people which he couldnt quite abundantly so do .. Until the renaissance:). they get along quite well time going on esp with Minos defying god as he does fpr the sake of his people Bejng a thing sisyphus seriously admires.. it helps that he has a city and not a wide open desert. minos is verrry physically affectionate w sisyphus not just out of bodily admiration(who wouldnt be. this guy works the hell out hes got good form) but also to combo w his verbal appreciation and admiration of how hands-on sisyphus is with helping his subjects as much as he can in his fleeting moments of grace. minos also has a Terrific libido and sisyphus is kind of the complete opposite of him. He likes to tease minos every now and then about it(can be taken two ways).
minos for the both of them LOVES offering food and fruits and sweets. gabriel always turns it down until that fated apple. Sisyphus absoluyrly tears up any meal minos has prepared for him. He fucks it up. He tears it the hell up. He asks for more and more until he cannot take it anymore(HA) and he will promptly fall asleep less than an hour afterward. After such hard work and such a good meal you can only imagine how sleepy he gets. minos joins him in the bed for cuddles before sisyphus conks out. If gabriel happens to visit at the same time(and if sisyphus let his guard down enough TO indulge and fall asleep)hed. very deep down. be very jealous. he wants to join in.
gabriel and sisyphus - very tense. Always a tension in the air when theyre in the same room. sisyphus isnt outwardly rude but hes very passive aggressive and kind of verbally rips into him and Reads him like an open book all on account of gabriel being an angel. Used by oppressors to further continue enforcing punishments, and he blindly follows them in the name of faith. another tjing sisyphus would call out.
Gabby @ sisyphus hmm, hes very polite w him upon first meeting. if sisyphus wasnt a lowly sinner he'd almost be intimidated. they wouldnt talk much outside of sisyphus prodding about this and that to have any chance to learn gabriels weaknesses, and gabriel does the same albeit not with tactical purposes in mind. i dont think he anticipated a rebellion. Sisyphus upon seeing a Pattern with how subtly flustered gabriel would use that against him(very silly way to passively take out anger on gabriel. he has hardly any control in his layer despite being king. he has so much passionate hatred for the angels. This is how he feels powerful)
..realistically all 3 would never willingly physically get super close solely on account of gabriel and sisyphus. yes gabsisyphus fall asleep w Minos a few times legs intertwined. but the two of them would never happen. But heres the thing im playing with my touys
#asks#gooptalks#i hope so fucking bad this is coherent#these are moreso thoughts rather than hcs. ill get to those at some point#Now i need to read about minos snake
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