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I love when Minecraft just gives us fuckin cryptid creatures, now we have a trio of tall scary ass guys with fucked up eye situations
#this is so /pos btw I love the new freak#‘oh but it doesn’t drop anything’ bro A) it’s a snapshot things can still change and B) not everything need a drop purpose that logic#lost us the fireflies#sometimes the rule of cool must prevail#mainly because it slaps#which is the whole point#robot rambles#minecraft live#the creaking#pale garden update
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woke up thinking about that scene in Labyrinth of Evil where Yoda rightly points out how if you think about it, Dooku had less than zero practical reasons for calling off his guard escort and halting his escape from Geonosis to enjoy a silly lightsaber duel with Anakin and Obi-Wan. You know, the whole point is to escape capture, if something went wrong there, the CIS is dead on arrival, plus the duel proves Dooku is a martial dark side user and not just a political enemy.
And Yoda's conclusion, having known Dooku better and longer than anyone living? The reason was simply that Dooku couldn't resist an opportunity to show off in front of his lineage. It wasn't a tactical play, it was just his batshit awful personality.
#this character *slapping his hood* you can fit so much--#I love love love Labyrinth of Evil that book contains multitudes#and as a filthy shipper you can't beat the Sifo-Dyas/Dooku Old Man Yaoi original origin story - Syku: Toxic Since 2005#mmmm “connected in the unifying force” yeah that's one way to put it#I don't read it as much as my other SW novel favs mainly because it reminds me of all the beautiful theorycraft about Dooku's Role in RotS#such naïve optimism for the Dooku idiots ahead of that film#then the opening sequence really slammed our collective proverbial dicks in the car door#dooku#star wars novels#labyrinth of evil
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Gog au niigo for tonights doodle
#I am still deeply stuck in the huh? hwah? stage but I think I at least found a presentation I'm happy with#so ig that's the last gog au post from this blog (I still will reblog upcomming art and tagg them adequately so there is no real loss lmao)#now here comes the usual “man idk” speech#species are still more or less randomly picked. I did settle on only using the owls mentioned in the books (lest I study all 268 owls)#I really like making Mafuyu a sooty owl (cuz the design slaps(objective truth)) Ena as a burrowing owl would be fun#and Mizuki is a short eared owl. Mainly becausen those are the “the eyliner owls” for me...also I like short eared owls#Kanade is a borreal owl because they are noted to have a beautiful song (unless the ger edition made that up (idk this is the idk speech))#for Kanade I thought it would be nice to make her a normal colored owl that turned white due to stress. That'll stay no matter what#Mafuyu will prolly be moon blinking but the drawing doesn't show that and now I'm going to explode (bwagh I'm dead)#whatever sleep for the sleepless (me)#my art#niigo#mafuyu asahina#asahina mafuyu#kanade yoisaki#yoisaki kanade#mizuki akiyama#akiyama mizuki#ena shinonome#shinonome ena#prsk gog au#edit: oh yeah Enas wings are colored because I'm playing with the idea that she paints her feathers to be more interesting?#idk like to visualize her bodyimage issue or to just make her artistic side obvious#project sekai#(I always forget that tagg)
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dark jason grace but he practically cannot die after being blessed by so many minor gods and is about to dethrone his father. also red eyes. do you see my vision
#NOT gold eyes because he is not luke castellan.#'you're just like luke!' 'luke needed an army.' tell me that doesnt SLAP#he's not even committing war crimes he's technically morally right#RED EYES ARE SO IMPORTANT TO ME#mainly because that's hot as fuck BUT#im right#kymopoleia is the first one to give him her blessings btw. she actually brings him back to life after#he dies from caligula (ahem TECHNICALLY by zeus but dont want to overdump by au. let this be free to interpretation)#jason grace#dark jason grace#zeus pjo#pjo#hoo#toa#jason grace they could never make me hate you
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"Him? Oh, you know, he's kind of a loser." - probably everyone except for his younger brother.
Germaine is based on the layer of hell (Dante's Inferno) for material wealth before self, others, and god. So basically very materialistic and possessive of his belongings. Unfortunately, his younger brother qualifies as a belonging in his mind. So he does his absolute best to keep his brother safe and sound and scratch free - which is a bit tough in a post apocalyptic setting but he mostly manages.
Also a fact I just like to mention: he is incapable of lying.
#my characters#germaine wellington#welp guess who watched an anime recently (its not complete) and the dad of the mc made em think of a loserman big brother oc#its me! correct! the dad just reminded me a bit of germaine and i blame appearances mostly but also the dad was kind of a loser (i love him#and germaine does practically raise tremaine which further messes up their absolutely awful codependency#like yeah both brothers would kill for many reasons (survival and resources mainly) but !#if tremaine lost germaine hed probably cry and become incapable of moving on and eventually just dying w no reason to live#but if germaine lost tremaine hed go insane cause no no no thats HIS brother and hed start blaming everyone#and lose all rationale and logic while hes actually one of the most logic based in the group#hes a loser but dont let him lose things or he loses it more#but when hes really mad at tremaine for whatever reason his best friend is like uh huh what are you gonna do about it#and germaine is like........... we both know i will sigh and accept it and probably pat him on the head next i see him#which is incredibly honest and exactly what he does because yeah hes mad but even mad he cannot say#im gonna slap some sense into him because thats a lie he wouldn't hurt his brother#everyone in their group knows he cant lie so when he gets hesitant after being asked something they just know#hes trying to plot the best way to skirt the answer bc its apparently Not Good#he looks angry and annoyed often but its just resting bitch face#he lights up when he sees tremaine and he lightens up a little with his best friend#like lil smiles for his bestie and brother but when talking ABOUT his brother? he lights up and beams because hes so proud#of the coolest and smartest thing in his life (his brother)
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it should be considered a crime how many sakura x any woman tags are so utterly clogged with het-dominated multixsaku posts. like live your best life multixsaku shippers, nothing wrong with liking a large variety of ships, but pleaseeee, i am in the inosaku tag, why am i being forced to see so much sakura x every man who has ever been on screen. there is already such little femslash in this fandom, when i'm in the tags reserved specifically for said femslash i shouldn't STILL have to wade through wave after wave of unrelated het ships. this is like ao3 having every f/f fic actually be sns with only background femslash all over again
#i'm sure it's a rough scene in the various het sakura ship tags as well#like i feel bad for ppl who like. idk. sakura x neji or smth. they probably also have this problem#but it feels even more insulting in f/f tags because there is already such a dearth of good naruto femslash#so seeing femslash tags so thoroughly monopolized by posts which are mainly about het ships is such a slap in the face
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when megan bayne returned to the US i got emotional over maika seeing her off at the airport so i made this megan bayne/divine kingdom edit to deathbyromy's i feel like a god.
since maika vs megan for the red belt is happening at stardom american dream in philly tomorrow, i think now is a good time to share this video 💋🕊️
#megan bayne#maika#stardom#joshi puroresu#giulia#because shes also in it. the first bit is mainly giulia vs megan because that match objectively slapped#aew#because shes an aew wrestler please actually book my blorbo#you want to reblog my first and only ever fan edit sooooo bad#divine kingdom
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gods i swear if they keep doing this im gonna main caustic
#you can't just slap a pilot / knight skin and expect me not to go crazy#look at dragonhound#they look like a dragon knight and im probably the only one that still draw them after 2 years#except fuse i guess mainly because he showed his face#apex legends#apex caustic#ramble
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Also side note.... anytime this man speaks i wanna slap him. The entire conversation with Crozier and Franklin, i just wanna slap the shit outta him. Like, you are so incompetent it's unbelievable!!!!!!
You got off easy with that bear bro! If you had lasted and ended up with all those starving cannibal boys they'd have eaten you alive. Boots an all!!
#he drives me crazzzyyyyyy#it doesnt help that im not a huge fan of his actor#and i think its mainly because he plays this type of character reallllyyy well#but i just wanna slap himmmmm#john franklin#the terror#mine
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Ohhhh I hate greys anatomy they're all SO. HORRIBLE.
#this is my second watch of it#and let me just say that im noticing so much more the second time#mainly how awful burke and derek are#YOU MET A GIRL IN A BAR AND YOU TELL YOUR GRIEVING GIRLFRIEND THAT THAT WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF YOUR WEEK?? GO FUCK YOURSELF#OFC SHES NOT PEPPY AND HAPPY SHE JUST LOST HER SECOND MOTHER FIGURE AND HER FATHER THAT SHE WAS JUST#STARTING TO REBUILD HER RELATIONSHIP WITH BLAMES HER FOR SAID MOTHER FIGURES DEATH AND SLAPPED HER#AND THEN PROCEEDED TO COME TO HER JOB TO HARASS HER AND YELL ABOUT HOW SHES NOT ALLOWED AT THE FUNERAL#OFC SHES NOT HAPPY#WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO OTHER GIRLS AT THE BAR? WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER THAT THAT WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF YOUR WEEK??? SHE IS GRIEVING#SHE IS GRIEVING AND YOU ARE ACTING LIKE ITS HER FAULT THAT YOURE UNHAPPY YOURE ACTING LIKE ITS HER FAULT SHES NOT HER USUAL SELF#YOU ARE THE WORST KIND OF MAN#YOU ARE THE WORST KIND OF PERSON#I HATE DEREK SHEPARD WITH A FUCKING PASSION#HES SUCH A GASLIGHTY ASSHOLE#and dont get me STARTED on Burke#YOU ARE DOING EVERYTHING IN YOUR POWER TO FORCE CHRISTINA TO CHANGE#YOU KNOW SHE DOESNT WANT THIS WEDDING BUT YOURE FORCING IT ON HER ANYWAYS BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU HAPPY AND BECAUSE YOU INSIST#THAT WHENEVER YOU FORCE THINGS ON HER SHE ENDS UP HAPPY EVENTUALLY#EVEN THOUGH THATS NOT TRUE AND YOURE JUST CONTROLLING AND HAVE NO RESPECT FOR HER#ALSO YOUR MOTHER IS IN LOVE WITH YOU AND ITS DISGUSTING#AND YOU BOTH WANT CHRISTINA TO GIVE UP BEING A SURGEON WHEN YOU GET MARRIED?? GO FUCK YOURSELVES#YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO RESPECT FOR HER#and dont get me started on thw way burke and all of christinas friends acted when that professor showed up#fake ass friends#HE LITERALLY SEXUALLY HARASSED HER IN FRONT OF ALL OF YOU AND YOU DID NOTHING#YOU THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY#IT WAS NOT#i think that christina should be allowed to kill everyone in seattle grace hospital#i could say so much more about it tbh#greys anatomy
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Someone Please stop me from making entire digimons and digimon decks based on FSN/FGO/etc
Im already thinking of a Grand Servants deck and a Demon God Pillar deck
And not even talking bout the Arturia digievolution line im setting up (also Salter, Castoria and Morgan) with Tamers and Option cards (with effects in mind) included...
My god
Insanity is what i have
#not art#HELP ME#One specific option card is called “Shinjuku Station” and its black/purple hybrid because#im already thinking of a Jeanne-Jalter digievo line#and that option would probs be able to connect and make a Double Alters theme deck#the tamers are the masters (shirou. rin. ritsuka. etc) and the ocassional servant (like merlin. cnoc. or habetrot)#colors planned out and all#what can i call this...#digimon order..? fate grand digimon(?) fate digimon night...(???) cant be digimon fates thats like a fanfic i think#digimon order lowkey slaps#tho it feels very fgo only and its not gonna be. tho it will mainly be because i am an fgo fan more than any other series lmao#fate digimon order#it is then
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“Let the lies be washed away by the waters.”
I’ve made (yet another) Genshin OC, Fontaine edition
Her name is Verine, she’s a Fontanian water spirit inspired by swan maidens and Swan Lake
#verine is a hydro polearm user#mainly because polearm is my favourite weapon and i think it would look very graceful for her to be twirling her weapon around as she fights#shes a swan maiden water spirit which means she can transform between her hydro spirit swan form and her more human looking body#does she have a vision or is she just an elemental being? who knows#god she was so hard to colour bc shes so WHITE#coming up with colour schemes and finding a shade of cream that looked cohesive was unnecessarily difficult#also trying to emulate genshin character design was hard#i just slapped frills feathers and bands on everything and called it a day#genshin impact#genshin impact oc#art#oc: verine#magnolia draws
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look at my greature boy
#my art#my ocs#just slapping shapes on the screen is one of my favorite ways to just mindlessly draw#this is lira everyone say hi lira#she used to look quite a bit different before her universe was remade by the meat man .#which is kind of a long story involving my wisdom tooth removal dream/hallucination i had during/after the procedure#but ya i dont post art here a lot and i mean mainly its because um (embarrassed) so look at my shapes i threw onto the page okay
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Honestly these last few days have made me realize that no matter how much I think I've evolved, my dad is still gonna be a massive fucking asshole.
#At least he doesn't slap me very often#Mainly because we don't see each other all that much#Better.#cw vent#tw vent#vent cw#vent tw
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I think some people forgot the only thing bad about “playersexual” games is when it’s “straight unless the player made them gay” (or vice versa I guess but idk that I’ve seen that around)
Saw a little while ago someone calling bg3 a playersexual game, I don’t even remember who but I’m not getting into debate over it and honestly didn’t even finish reading the long post, but the main point of what I did read was that Larian wanted everything decided by the player, including romance. Which meant it was playersexual which meant it was bad?
Which yes if it ended there that could be the bad playersexual style
But they didn’t end it there? They made every character queer, they actively comment on their attraction of (or even have flirty banter with) the other party members of both genders
Hearing “I never liked guys until I met you” is bad playersexual, having your husband be labeled as “wife” because you can only play as a man is bad playersexual, but your entire party being horny for each other is not. That’s just being in the queerest group of people you’ve ever been allowed to see in a popular game.
And let’s be real, tadpole or no, queers run in packs.
#might delete this idk if I should post this#no drama please I’m begging#it just does not play like a playersexual game when they’re all bi/pan idiots for each other#I’ve dealt with so many playersexual games#I’m also 100% sure that ‘quote’ is off because it’s been years#but I’m certain there are plenty that say something along those lines anyway#I was thinking of on in particular but I’ve definitely seen it more than once#and the wife thing was just funny in a sad way#glad to be able to be gay in it then slapped with the wife label was eugh#eh I don’t even think imma tag this properly#someone else can if they want I guess#I just wanted to get it out of my head mainly#rambles
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Remembering how I was forced to be in a girls only group and couldn't get out of it even when I was really uncomfortable because 1 I'm non binary and 2 basically every girl in my school fucking hated me (dunno why, I never talked to them) and being forced to be there and not frolic outside for recess made me constantly on the verge of tears (like why the fuck wasn't I allowed to leave????? I cried to the principal wanting to get out of it and she said no??)
#goobie snoobery#in my opinion no one should be forced into a group they dont wanna be in#especially if its a one gender group that trans kids probably couldn't get into#fucking elementary school#tbh all of the schools ive gone to in person fucking sucked but thats mainly because most people didn't like me for being weird#i got fucking SLAPPED one time because i was building a nest for myself for fun and some girl tried to destroy it and i tried to stop her#the nest was made out of pine needles from a tree that was in reach of the limits of the yard thing
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