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I love when Minecraft just gives us fuckin cryptid creatures, now we have a trio of tall scary ass guys with fucked up eye situations
#this is so /pos btw I love the new freak#‘oh but it doesn’t drop anything’ bro A) it’s a snapshot things can still change and B) not everything need a drop purpose that logic#lost us the fireflies#sometimes the rule of cool must prevail#mainly because it slaps#which is the whole point#robot rambles#minecraft live#the creaking#pale garden update
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Gog au niigo for tonights doodle
#I am still deeply stuck in the huh? hwah? stage but I think I at least found a presentation I'm happy with#so ig that's the last gog au post from this blog (I still will reblog upcomming art and tagg them adequately so there is no real loss lmao)#now here comes the usual “man idk” speech#species are still more or less randomly picked. I did settle on only using the owls mentioned in the books (lest I study all 268 owls)#I really like making Mafuyu a sooty owl (cuz the design slaps(objective truth)) Ena as a burrowing owl would be fun#and Mizuki is a short eared owl. Mainly becausen those are the “the eyliner owls” for me...also I like short eared owls#Kanade is a borreal owl because they are noted to have a beautiful song (unless the ger edition made that up (idk this is the idk speech))#for Kanade I thought it would be nice to make her a normal colored owl that turned white due to stress. That'll stay no matter what#Mafuyu will prolly be moon blinking but the drawing doesn't show that and now I'm going to explode (bwagh I'm dead)#whatever sleep for the sleepless (me)#my art#niigo#mafuyu asahina#asahina mafuyu#kanade yoisaki#yoisaki kanade#mizuki akiyama#akiyama mizuki#ena shinonome#shinonome ena#prsk gog au#edit: oh yeah Enas wings are colored because I'm playing with the idea that she paints her feathers to be more interesting?#idk like to visualize her bodyimage issue or to just make her artistic side obvious#project sekai#(I always forget that tagg)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @kill-cry-die !!! 🎉✨ I hope you have a STELLAR birthday, my beloved 🥰🩷
(click for better quality if you're on the mobile app. don't repost.)
#I love you so so so much mwah!!! <333#I hope you like it 🥹#happy birthday 💙🩷💙#pjo/hoo#percy jackson#percy jackson and the olympians#my art 💙#fanart#three variations because I like all of them :3c#his middle name is Achilles TO ME#...slap a barcode and some catchy half-true but mainly bait-y headlines on there and you've got a magazine cover#for percy (mars)#I wish I got to finish the other thing to give you 😭 but oh well ig
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postgrad au.... are ichi and jyushi really as close as they were in canon, or does mr ex-popular distance himself from the alleged delinquent
Despite Ichimatsu being the only other person besides their parents to have Jyushimatsu's number, it's not very good (❁´◡`❁)
#asks#illust#osmt#postgrad plan au#jyushi#ichi#Jyushi is mainly hurt because while he gets being avoided in high school he thought if push came to shove Ichi would confide in him#Which he obviously doesn't. Lol. So Jyushi has been on 'Mad at him' island for like 5 years#Jyushi doesn't know the details of Ichi's life but I imagine he learns about his living situation a little bit after everyone reunites#I imagine EVERYONE does because like. Hello? Our brother that we haven't seen for forever is actually here?#And learning about it is both a big relief (ichi had someone to rely on) and a huge slap in the face#he's starting to get where ichi is coming from but 1. ichi's stupid 2. it still hurts#Ichi knows Jyushi is mad and knows WHY but he's conflict avoidant <3#so. Suuji's doing great!#Needless to say Jyushi hates Yana's stupid ass so much <3
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dark jason grace but he practically cannot die after being blessed by so many minor gods and is about to dethrone is father. also red eyes. do you see my vision
#NOT gold eyes because he is not luke castellan.#'you're just like luke!' 'luke needed an army.' tell me that doesnt SLAP#he's not even committing war crimes he's technically morally right#RED EYES ARE SO IMPORTANT TO ME#mainly because that's hot as fuck BUT#im right#kymopoleia is the first one to give him her blessings btw. she actually brings him back to life after#he dies from caligula (ahem TECHNICALLY by zeus but dont want to overdump by au. let this be free to interpretation)#jason grace#dark jason grace#zeus pjo#pjo#hoo#toa#jason grace they could never make me hate you
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"Him? Oh, you know, he's kind of a loser." - probably everyone except for his younger brother.
Germaine is based on the layer of hell (Dante's Inferno) for material wealth before self, others, and god. So basically very materialistic and possessive of his belongings. Unfortunately, his younger brother qualifies as a belonging in his mind. So he does his absolute best to keep his brother safe and sound and scratch free - which is a bit tough in a post apocalyptic setting but he mostly manages.
Also a fact I just like to mention: he is incapable of lying.
#my characters#germaine wellington#welp guess who watched an anime recently (its not complete) and the dad of the mc made em think of a loserman big brother oc#its me! correct! the dad just reminded me a bit of germaine and i blame appearances mostly but also the dad was kind of a loser (i love him#and germaine does practically raise tremaine which further messes up their absolutely awful codependency#like yeah both brothers would kill for many reasons (survival and resources mainly) but !#if tremaine lost germaine hed probably cry and become incapable of moving on and eventually just dying w no reason to live#but if germaine lost tremaine hed go insane cause no no no thats HIS brother and hed start blaming everyone#and lose all rationale and logic while hes actually one of the most logic based in the group#hes a loser but dont let him lose things or he loses it more#but when hes really mad at tremaine for whatever reason his best friend is like uh huh what are you gonna do about it#and germaine is like........... we both know i will sigh and accept it and probably pat him on the head next i see him#which is incredibly honest and exactly what he does because yeah hes mad but even mad he cannot say#im gonna slap some sense into him because thats a lie he wouldn't hurt his brother#everyone in their group knows he cant lie so when he gets hesitant after being asked something they just know#hes trying to plot the best way to skirt the answer bc its apparently Not Good#he looks angry and annoyed often but its just resting bitch face#he lights up when he sees tremaine and he lightens up a little with his best friend#like lil smiles for his bestie and brother but when talking ABOUT his brother? he lights up and beams because hes so proud#of the coolest and smartest thing in his life (his brother)
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it should be considered a crime how many sakura x any woman tags are so utterly clogged with het-dominated multixsaku posts. like live your best life multixsaku shippers, nothing wrong with liking a large variety of ships, but pleaseeee, i am in the inosaku tag, why am i being forced to see so much sakura x every man who has ever been on screen. there is already such little femslash in this fandom, when i'm in the tags reserved specifically for said femslash i shouldn't STILL have to wade through wave after wave of unrelated het ships. this is like ao3 having every f/f fic actually be sns with only background femslash all over again
#i'm sure it's a rough scene in the various het sakura ship tags as well#like i feel bad for ppl who like. idk. sakura x neji or smth. they probably also have this problem#but it feels even more insulting in f/f tags because there is already such a dearth of good naruto femslash#so seeing femslash tags so thoroughly monopolized by posts which are mainly about het ships is such a slap in the face
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Kaden handed their phone to Paul, who hesitated before taking it. "Check this out," they said, swiping through the photos. The screen was filled with images of flowers, close-ups of leaves, bugs, other various plant life, and then, dozens of bumble bees. Paul chuckled softly, his brow furrowing in curiosity.
"You really like bumble bees, huh?" Paul remarked, glancing up at Kaden. "There are so many of them here. Is there a story behind it?"
Kaden's eyes lit up, a smile spreading across their face. "I just think they're the cutest little things. Their fuzzy butts are adorable! They work so hard, but they always look so happy and chubby. I can't help but take a picture every time I see one."
Paul's smile widened at Kaden's enthusiasm, He found their affection for the little creatures endearing and honestly, quite adorable.
#Cosmic's Mini Stories: Fun Facts#This self insert loves bumble bees! <3#I mean... so do I irl THEY'RE HECKIN CUTE! and I do have a lot of bumble bee photos on my camera roll >o<#This self insert is the representation of my irl self that doesn't get to talk about their enjoyment of flowers and insects and is a little#more softer-#mainly because if I talk about these things irl I'm deemed 'girly' which... why can't I like what I like without adding a gendered label#slapped on it... it really sucks SO this S/I will let me talk about the hobbies/things I really like but keep hidden irl <3#Ametrine Sunflowers
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when megan bayne returned to the US i got emotional over maika seeing her off at the airport so i made this megan bayne/divine kingdom edit to deathbyromy's i feel like a god.
since maika vs megan for the red belt is happening at stardom american dream in philly tomorrow, i think now is a good time to share this video 💋🕊️
#megan bayne#maika#stardom#joshi puroresu#giulia#because shes also in it. the first bit is mainly giulia vs megan because that match objectively slapped#aew#because shes an aew wrestler please actually book my blorbo#you want to reblog my first and only ever fan edit sooooo bad#divine kingdom
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gods i swear if they keep doing this im gonna main caustic
#you can't just slap a pilot / knight skin and expect me not to go crazy#look at dragonhound#they look like a dragon knight and im probably the only one that still draw them after 2 years#except fuse i guess mainly because he showed his face#apex legends#apex caustic#ramble
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Someone Please stop me from making entire digimons and digimon decks based on FSN/FGO/etc
Im already thinking of a Grand Servants deck and a Demon God Pillar deck
And not even talking bout the Arturia digievolution line im setting up (also Salter, Castoria and Morgan) with Tamers and Option cards (with effects in mind) included...
My god
Insanity is what i have
#not art#HELP ME#One specific option card is called “Shinjuku Station” and its black/purple hybrid because#im already thinking of a Jeanne-Jalter digievo line#and that option would probs be able to connect and make a Double Alters theme deck#the tamers are the masters (shirou. rin. ritsuka. etc) and the ocassional servant (like merlin. cnoc. or habetrot)#colors planned out and all#what can i call this...#digimon order..? fate grand digimon(?) fate digimon night...(???) cant be digimon fates thats like a fanfic i think#digimon order lowkey slaps#tho it feels very fgo only and its not gonna be. tho it will mainly be because i am an fgo fan more than any other series lmao#fate digimon order#it is then
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girl help my brain is demanding that i start dissecting saezuru on a daily basis again when i desperately need to be doing other stuff
#i was chilling for a while. i wasn't Thinking Hard.#but now i was just passively scrolling while consuming my energy drink (gross btw. orange. ew.)#saw yashiro's “how terribly convenient for you” and doumeki's “how convenient for you” 2 chapters later and oughhHHHH#WITH “YOU REALLY HAVE CHANGED/YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED ONE BIT” RESPECTIVELY?? give me a break#i'm so so so normal i promise. don't look at my drafts.#i also wanted to talk about how they both think back on one of those “yashiro's chilling with his head on doumeki's lap” moments#but from very different time frames which is so so interesting to me and idc if i'm overthinking this#<- this is mainly so i don't forget because it took me 5 minutes rn to remember what i wanted to talk about FOR DAYS lmao.#benvey tag#ah whatever let's slap the#saezuru tag#on it as well. for later. so i don't forget
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Ohhhh I hate greys anatomy they're all SO. HORRIBLE.
#this is my second watch of it#and let me just say that im noticing so much more the second time#mainly how awful burke and derek are#YOU MET A GIRL IN A BAR AND YOU TELL YOUR GRIEVING GIRLFRIEND THAT THAT WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF YOUR WEEK?? GO FUCK YOURSELF#OFC SHES NOT PEPPY AND HAPPY SHE JUST LOST HER SECOND MOTHER FIGURE AND HER FATHER THAT SHE WAS JUST#STARTING TO REBUILD HER RELATIONSHIP WITH BLAMES HER FOR SAID MOTHER FIGURES DEATH AND SLAPPED HER#AND THEN PROCEEDED TO COME TO HER JOB TO HARASS HER AND YELL ABOUT HOW SHES NOT ALLOWED AT THE FUNERAL#OFC SHES NOT HAPPY#WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO OTHER GIRLS AT THE BAR? WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER THAT THAT WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF YOUR WEEK??? SHE IS GRIEVING#SHE IS GRIEVING AND YOU ARE ACTING LIKE ITS HER FAULT THAT YOURE UNHAPPY YOURE ACTING LIKE ITS HER FAULT SHES NOT HER USUAL SELF#YOU ARE THE WORST KIND OF MAN#YOU ARE THE WORST KIND OF PERSON#I HATE DEREK SHEPARD WITH A FUCKING PASSION#HES SUCH A GASLIGHTY ASSHOLE#and dont get me STARTED on Burke#YOU ARE DOING EVERYTHING IN YOUR POWER TO FORCE CHRISTINA TO CHANGE#YOU KNOW SHE DOESNT WANT THIS WEDDING BUT YOURE FORCING IT ON HER ANYWAYS BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU HAPPY AND BECAUSE YOU INSIST#THAT WHENEVER YOU FORCE THINGS ON HER SHE ENDS UP HAPPY EVENTUALLY#EVEN THOUGH THATS NOT TRUE AND YOURE JUST CONTROLLING AND HAVE NO RESPECT FOR HER#ALSO YOUR MOTHER IS IN LOVE WITH YOU AND ITS DISGUSTING#AND YOU BOTH WANT CHRISTINA TO GIVE UP BEING A SURGEON WHEN YOU GET MARRIED?? GO FUCK YOURSELVES#YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO RESPECT FOR HER#and dont get me started on thw way burke and all of christinas friends acted when that professor showed up#fake ass friends#HE LITERALLY SEXUALLY HARASSED HER IN FRONT OF ALL OF YOU AND YOU DID NOTHING#YOU THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY#IT WAS NOT#i think that christina should be allowed to kill everyone in seattle grace hospital#i could say so much more about it tbh#greys anatomy
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i should coin. chess genders
#dexter.txt#i'm definitely gonna i just need to collect my ideas#i know i want genders related to chess in general + the board + all the pieces#and probably some related to chess engines (stockfish + deep blue mainly)#oh and probably a chess960 gender because chess960 slaps
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“Let the lies be washed away by the waters.”
I’ve made (yet another) Genshin OC, Fontaine edition
Her name is Verine, she’s a Fontanian water spirit inspired by swan maidens and Swan Lake
#verine is a hydro polearm user#mainly because polearm is my favourite weapon and i think it would look very graceful for her to be twirling her weapon around as she fights#shes a swan maiden water spirit which means she can transform between her hydro spirit swan form and her more human looking body#does she have a vision or is she just an elemental being? who knows#god she was so hard to colour bc shes so WHITE#coming up with colour schemes and finding a shade of cream that looked cohesive was unnecessarily difficult#also trying to emulate genshin character design was hard#i just slapped frills feathers and bands on everything and called it a day#genshin impact#genshin impact oc#art#oc: verine#magnolia draws
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look at my greature boy
#my art#my ocs#just slapping shapes on the screen is one of my favorite ways to just mindlessly draw#this is lira everyone say hi lira#she used to look quite a bit different before her universe was remade by the meat man .#which is kind of a long story involving my wisdom tooth removal dream/hallucination i had during/after the procedure#but ya i dont post art here a lot and i mean mainly its because um (embarrassed) so look at my shapes i threw onto the page okay
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