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I love when Minecraft just gives us fuckin cryptid creatures, now we have a trio of tall scary ass guys with fucked up eye situations
#this is so /pos btw I love the new freak#‘oh but it doesn’t drop anything’ bro A) it’s a snapshot things can still change and B) not everything need a drop purpose that logic#lost us the fireflies#sometimes the rule of cool must prevail#mainly because it slaps#which is the whole point#robot rambles#minecraft live#the creaking#pale garden update
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woke up thinking about that scene in Labyrinth of Evil where Yoda rightly points out how if you think about it, Dooku had less than zero practical reasons for calling off his guard escort and halting his escape from Geonosis to enjoy a silly lightsaber duel with Anakin and Obi-Wan. You know, the whole point is to escape capture, if something went wrong there, the CIS is dead on arrival, plus the duel proves Dooku is a martial dark side user and not just a political enemy.
And Yoda's conclusion, having known Dooku better and longer than anyone living? The reason was simply that Dooku couldn't resist an opportunity to show off in front of his lineage. It wasn't a tactical play, it was just his batshit awful personality.
#this character *slapping his hood* you can fit so much--#I love love love Labyrinth of Evil that book contains multitudes#and as a filthy shipper you can't beat the Sifo-Dyas/Dooku Old Man Yaoi original origin story - Syku: Toxic Since 2005#mmmm “connected in the unifying force” yeah that's one way to put it#I don't read it as much as my other SW novel favs mainly because it reminds me of all the beautiful theorycraft about Dooku's Role in RotS#such naïve optimism for the Dooku idiots ahead of that film#then the opening sequence really slammed our collective proverbial dicks in the car door#dooku#star wars novels#labyrinth of evil
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Gog au niigo for tonights doodle
#I am still deeply stuck in the huh? hwah? stage but I think I at least found a presentation I'm happy with#so ig that's the last gog au post from this blog (I still will reblog upcomming art and tagg them adequately so there is no real loss lmao)#now here comes the usual “man idk” speech#species are still more or less randomly picked. I did settle on only using the owls mentioned in the books (lest I study all 268 owls)#I really like making Mafuyu a sooty owl (cuz the design slaps(objective truth)) Ena as a burrowing owl would be fun#and Mizuki is a short eared owl. Mainly becausen those are the “the eyliner owls” for me...also I like short eared owls#Kanade is a borreal owl because they are noted to have a beautiful song (unless the ger edition made that up (idk this is the idk speech))#for Kanade I thought it would be nice to make her a normal colored owl that turned white due to stress. That'll stay no matter what#Mafuyu will prolly be moon blinking but the drawing doesn't show that and now I'm going to explode (bwagh I'm dead)#whatever sleep for the sleepless (me)#my art#niigo#mafuyu asahina#asahina mafuyu#kanade yoisaki#yoisaki kanade#mizuki akiyama#akiyama mizuki#ena shinonome#shinonome ena#prsk gog au#edit: oh yeah Enas wings are colored because I'm playing with the idea that she paints her feathers to be more interesting?#idk like to visualize her bodyimage issue or to just make her artistic side obvious#project sekai#(I always forget that tagg)
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dark jason grace but he practically cannot die after being blessed by so many minor gods and is about to dethrone his father. also red eyes. do you see my vision
#NOT gold eyes because he is not luke castellan.#'you're just like luke!' 'luke needed an army.' tell me that doesnt SLAP#he's not even committing war crimes he's technically morally right#RED EYES ARE SO IMPORTANT TO ME#mainly because that's hot as fuck BUT#im right#kymopoleia is the first one to give him her blessings btw. she actually brings him back to life after#he dies from caligula (ahem TECHNICALLY by zeus but dont want to overdump by au. let this be free to interpretation)#jason grace#dark jason grace#zeus pjo#pjo#hoo#toa#jason grace they could never make me hate you
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @kill-cry-die !!! 🎉✨ I hope you have a STELLAR birthday, my beloved 🥰🩷
(click for better quality if you're on the mobile app. don't repost.)
#I love you so so so much mwah!!! <333#I hope you like it 🥹#happy birthday 💙🩷💙#pjo/hoo#percy jackson#percy jackson and the olympians#my art 💙#fanart#three variations because I like all of them :3c#his middle name is Achilles TO ME#...slap a barcode and some catchy half-true but mainly bait-y headlines on there and you've got a magazine cover#for percy (mars)#I wish I got to finish the other thing to give you 😭 but oh well ig
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"Him? Oh, you know, he's kind of a loser." - probably everyone except for his younger brother.
Germaine is based on the layer of hell (Dante's Inferno) for material wealth before self, others, and god. So basically very materialistic and possessive of his belongings. Unfortunately, his younger brother qualifies as a belonging in his mind. So he does his absolute best to keep his brother safe and sound and scratch free - which is a bit tough in a post apocalyptic setting but he mostly manages.
Also a fact I just like to mention: he is incapable of lying.
#my characters#germaine wellington#welp guess who watched an anime recently (its not complete) and the dad of the mc made em think of a loserman big brother oc#its me! correct! the dad just reminded me a bit of germaine and i blame appearances mostly but also the dad was kind of a loser (i love him#and germaine does practically raise tremaine which further messes up their absolutely awful codependency#like yeah both brothers would kill for many reasons (survival and resources mainly) but !#if tremaine lost germaine hed probably cry and become incapable of moving on and eventually just dying w no reason to live#but if germaine lost tremaine hed go insane cause no no no thats HIS brother and hed start blaming everyone#and lose all rationale and logic while hes actually one of the most logic based in the group#hes a loser but dont let him lose things or he loses it more#but when hes really mad at tremaine for whatever reason his best friend is like uh huh what are you gonna do about it#and germaine is like........... we both know i will sigh and accept it and probably pat him on the head next i see him#which is incredibly honest and exactly what he does because yeah hes mad but even mad he cannot say#im gonna slap some sense into him because thats a lie he wouldn't hurt his brother#everyone in their group knows he cant lie so when he gets hesitant after being asked something they just know#hes trying to plot the best way to skirt the answer bc its apparently Not Good#he looks angry and annoyed often but its just resting bitch face#he lights up when he sees tremaine and he lightens up a little with his best friend#like lil smiles for his bestie and brother but when talking ABOUT his brother? he lights up and beams because hes so proud#of the coolest and smartest thing in his life (his brother)
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Given that Belphegor, the sin of sloth, is making(or at least approving the making of) Stolas' prescribed brand of antidepressants I'm disappointed that they just seem like regular meds. Like since a sin is approving this stuff, it could've resulted in medications that fuck you up instead of really treating the actual issue.
Maybe antidepressants that treat depression by either killing your emotions completely so you have no strong feelings on anything(sort of like a temporary lobotomy) or sedating you so hard you could have surgery done on you and not notice. Since it's hell you could get away with medications not really working the way they should to make the world feel more alien. Instead it's regular, apparently perfectly functional, antidepressants that just so happen to have the stamp of the approval of a deadly sin. It fits with the sloth ring's general medical theme,but that's the best thing the little antidepressant label nod to Belphegor has going for it for me.
Then again,the incorporation of sins into the feel of the rings and what those rings do has never felt particularly strong. Despite being leaders, it feels like they could disappear tomorrow and their absence wouldn't do much.
Like what would happen to the lust ring if Asmodeus pulled a Lucifer and just stopped ruling for a bit? The residents would probably keep going just the same. It doesn't feel like the lust ring is the way it is because of Asmodeus. It feels like it just so happens to contain Asmodeus,y'know?
Admittedly in the grand scheme of things,this isn't a big deal at all. There are much weirder writing choices that could dwarf this teensy tiny detail easily. I just find it boring how when there's an opportunity to shift away from hell being like a generic U.S.-esque setting with a red coat of paint to something more fantastical and alien, it just commits to being our world with a red coat of paint
#hb critical#like what's the point of it being hell if their cultures align with human culture so much they're functionally humans with magic powers#what's the point of seven deadly sin representations that don't take their sins to ridiculous extremes#if the pills still had something on the label implying they were produced by somebody in the sloth ring#but not that the person was A DEADLY SIN that'd be one thing#but they slap the sin of sloth's name onto the meds. what is belphegor gaining from making antidepressants#what does it even add to belphegor thematically that she's tied to the medical industry as a whole in hell?#it seems like it'd make more sense to tie mammon to medicine and have him charging super high prices for good meds and care#while everybody else gets sold cheap ineffective shit that just barely helps at all#and idk maybe belphegor could be super tech obsessed instead. like she's the type who backs producing stuff like smart toasters#back to hell not feeling differentiated enough from earth#it makes sense that sinner societies would parallel real world society so hard but it makes little sense for the hellborn#especially ones who mainly live outside of pride ring and thus have little exposure to sinners because viv said sinners can't leave pride#If viv ever decides to drop that bit of worldbuilding from canon then I'll drop that last complaint cause it'll be irrelevant#But as long as it's canon and relevant to my points it's free game for me to keep mentioning how stupid that is
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it should be considered a crime how many sakura x any woman tags are so utterly clogged with het-dominated multixsaku posts. like live your best life multixsaku shippers, nothing wrong with liking a large variety of ships, but pleaseeee, i am in the inosaku tag, why am i being forced to see so much sakura x every man who has ever been on screen. there is already such little femslash in this fandom, when i'm in the tags reserved specifically for said femslash i shouldn't STILL have to wade through wave after wave of unrelated het ships. this is like ao3 having every f/f fic actually be sns with only background femslash all over again
#i'm sure it's a rough scene in the various het sakura ship tags as well#like i feel bad for ppl who like. idk. sakura x neji or smth. they probably also have this problem#but it feels even more insulting in f/f tags because there is already such a dearth of good naruto femslash#so seeing femslash tags so thoroughly monopolized by posts which are mainly about het ships is such a slap in the face
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gods i swear if they keep doing this im gonna main caustic
#you can't just slap a pilot / knight skin and expect me not to go crazy#look at dragonhound#they look like a dragon knight and im probably the only one that still draw them after 2 years#except fuse i guess mainly because he showed his face#apex legends#apex caustic#ramble
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...Not gonna lie, I've been re-examining a lot of things as of lately in regards to past IC events, and I honestly get the sense that the reason Vivian feels so uncomfortable with being called a 'lesbian' or having her relationship be labelled as a 'lesbian relationship' is because she feels it not only denies her lack of monosexuality outright/reinforces the idea of monosexism, but erases her pansexuality entirely. Now, for some sapphic women, they do not mind using the term 'lesbian' to refer to themselves even if they don't fit completely inside that box and seriously do not find this to be such a big deal in the grand scheme of things, but for Vivian, well... receiving the assurance she is indeed a lesbian upon expressing her insecurity over her queerness not being monosexual brings her much discomfort, for deep down inside, she knows that she will never be attracted to just a single gender her whole entire life.
Of course, what manages to complicate things even further is her hypersexuality, which more often than not leads to intrusive sexual thoughts she would end up feeling guilty over, hence why she does not want to necessarily be told she's a lesbian during moments where she doubts her capacity to be a good lover. Then again, we also have to remember that not only is Vivian young, she by natural default has no prior experience to dating anyone before entering a relationship with whoever she is shipped with, so there will inevitably be moments where she feels like she is missing out on relationships with other genders regardless of whether she is with a woman, man, or gender queer person.
Due to this, there will be times where she'll experience profound sadness and go through phases of vague mourning, especially because she's still young and didn't yet have a chance to experiment with her sexuality enough to get everything out of her own system, something that most non-monosexual women who have only dated men/women might experience. Rather than a feeling of dissatisfaction, however, it's more so Vivian coping with the duality of wanting to stay committed in her long term relationship yet also wondering what things would be like with someone of a different gender... a curiosity that often comes and goes like the passing tide.
Either way, I believe Vivian's unfortunate habit of comparing herself to lesbians stems from not only her hypersexual dilemma, but monosexism and the biphobia/panphobia that is rampant within online spaces, which could be seen as recently as this thread (WARNING: the link contains biphobia, so if you are sensitive to such matters, PLEASE DO NOT CLICK IT). Honestly, upon having seen how vile lesbians and other monosexuals can be towards bisexuals and pansexuals, it explains why Vivian heavily leans more towards men in her attraction, is convinced Judith is somehow the 'only woman' for her, and has a lot of hangups around dating women in general, like for instance, how she thinks she would not be able to love a woman the same way a lesbian allegedly could.
Why, I imagine she is hesitant to even disclose her true sexuality to others out of the innate paranoia it won't be understood or accepted; therefore, she would usually bite her tongue instead of pulling a 'Actually, I identify as pansexual' moment. Basically, though, Vivian hasn't yet reached a point where she is confident in her sexuality and would rather play up her whole '2D-obsessed' shtick than openly acknowledge her queerness; after all, there's really no telling what people would do upon having access to that information.
#biphobia mention tw#panphobia mention tw#║▌ ⧼ ⸢ ʚɞ ⸣︳h̲e̲a̲d̲c̲a̲n̲o̲n̲s̲. ⧽ ― LET’S PRETEND I AM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER.#⸾ ❖︎ ⸾ ( ABOUT ) ⤹ •• 𝕧𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕒𝕟 𝕚𝕤𝕞𝕤.#⸾ ❖︎ ⸾ ( QUEUED ) ⤹ •• 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕚𝕓𝕣𝕒𝕣𝕪.#[ ngl i don't really get the sense the concept of monosexism or gold stars gets brought up a lot within the rpc?? ]#[ mainly because i guess ppl don't want to acknowledge how badly bi/pansexual folks are treated and would rather just slap the label ]#[ onto their muses for ship inclusive reasons but the reason i find it so hard to ship vivian with other muses is because more often than ]#[ not they either don't have the patience to write the whole slowburn phase ORRRR ]#[ many muns just do NOT like writing conflict due to how for them rp is escapism... and so anything complicated/painful is something they ]#[ would instinctively avoid if only because they would rather their muses be happy (unless ofc angst happens to be their fav genre) ]#[ meaning anytime a character does something that upsets them/hurts their muse's feelings/threatens a ship they carefully cultivated in a ]#[ thread they would either a) procrastinate on replying or b) put that thread on the backburner while they write things that gives them ]#[ more joy/fulfillment which while pretty understandable is still a worrying trend i've noticed within the rpc ]#[ then again for a community that is so obsessed with shipping/smut i'm not really... surprised at this point ]#[ and so i acknowledge vivian's romantic relationships will likely be doomed for failure outside of her (1) ship with hayate ]#[ which is something i now don't mind and have already come to terms with ]#[ after all vivian is honestly a lot to the point where i can understand the fact not everyone will be able to handle the idea that ]#[ what their muse says/does has long lasting consequences to the point where as a result NOT EVERY MUSE IS WELL EQUIPPED FOR A ]#[ RELATIONSHIP WITH A WOMAN AS COMPLICATED AS HER ]
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Also side note.... anytime this man speaks i wanna slap him. The entire conversation with Crozier and Franklin, i just wanna slap the shit outta him. Like, you are so incompetent it's unbelievable!!!!!!
You got off easy with that bear bro! If you had lasted and ended up with all those starving cannibal boys they'd have eaten you alive. Boots an all!!
#he drives me crazzzyyyyyy#it doesnt help that im not a huge fan of his actor#and i think its mainly because he plays this type of character reallllyyy well#but i just wanna slap himmmmm#john franklin#the terror#mine
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Ohhhh I hate greys anatomy they're all SO. HORRIBLE.
#this is my second watch of it#and let me just say that im noticing so much more the second time#mainly how awful burke and derek are#YOU MET A GIRL IN A BAR AND YOU TELL YOUR GRIEVING GIRLFRIEND THAT THAT WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF YOUR WEEK?? GO FUCK YOURSELF#OFC SHES NOT PEPPY AND HAPPY SHE JUST LOST HER SECOND MOTHER FIGURE AND HER FATHER THAT SHE WAS JUST#STARTING TO REBUILD HER RELATIONSHIP WITH BLAMES HER FOR SAID MOTHER FIGURES DEATH AND SLAPPED HER#AND THEN PROCEEDED TO COME TO HER JOB TO HARASS HER AND YELL ABOUT HOW SHES NOT ALLOWED AT THE FUNERAL#OFC SHES NOT HAPPY#WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO OTHER GIRLS AT THE BAR? WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER THAT THAT WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF YOUR WEEK??? SHE IS GRIEVING#SHE IS GRIEVING AND YOU ARE ACTING LIKE ITS HER FAULT THAT YOURE UNHAPPY YOURE ACTING LIKE ITS HER FAULT SHES NOT HER USUAL SELF#YOU ARE THE WORST KIND OF MAN#YOU ARE THE WORST KIND OF PERSON#I HATE DEREK SHEPARD WITH A FUCKING PASSION#HES SUCH A GASLIGHTY ASSHOLE#and dont get me STARTED on Burke#YOU ARE DOING EVERYTHING IN YOUR POWER TO FORCE CHRISTINA TO CHANGE#YOU KNOW SHE DOESNT WANT THIS WEDDING BUT YOURE FORCING IT ON HER ANYWAYS BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU HAPPY AND BECAUSE YOU INSIST#THAT WHENEVER YOU FORCE THINGS ON HER SHE ENDS UP HAPPY EVENTUALLY#EVEN THOUGH THATS NOT TRUE AND YOURE JUST CONTROLLING AND HAVE NO RESPECT FOR HER#ALSO YOUR MOTHER IS IN LOVE WITH YOU AND ITS DISGUSTING#AND YOU BOTH WANT CHRISTINA TO GIVE UP BEING A SURGEON WHEN YOU GET MARRIED?? GO FUCK YOURSELVES#YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO RESPECT FOR HER#and dont get me started on thw way burke and all of christinas friends acted when that professor showed up#fake ass friends#HE LITERALLY SEXUALLY HARASSED HER IN FRONT OF ALL OF YOU AND YOU DID NOTHING#YOU THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY#IT WAS NOT#i think that christina should be allowed to kill everyone in seattle grace hospital#i could say so much more about it tbh#greys anatomy
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Someone Please stop me from making entire digimons and digimon decks based on FSN/FGO/etc
Im already thinking of a Grand Servants deck and a Demon God Pillar deck
And not even talking bout the Arturia digievolution line im setting up (also Salter, Castoria and Morgan) with Tamers and Option cards (with effects in mind) included...
My god
Insanity is what i have
#not art#HELP ME#One specific option card is called “Shinjuku Station” and its black/purple hybrid because#im already thinking of a Jeanne-Jalter digievo line#and that option would probs be able to connect and make a Double Alters theme deck#the tamers are the masters (shirou. rin. ritsuka. etc) and the ocassional servant (like merlin. cnoc. or habetrot)#colors planned out and all#what can i call this...#digimon order..? fate grand digimon(?) fate digimon night...(???) cant be digimon fates thats like a fanfic i think#digimon order lowkey slaps#tho it feels very fgo only and its not gonna be. tho it will mainly be because i am an fgo fan more than any other series lmao#fate digimon order#it is then
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“Let the lies be washed away by the waters.”
I’ve made (yet another) Genshin OC, Fontaine edition
Her name is Verine, she’s a Fontanian water spirit inspired by swan maidens and Swan Lake
#verine is a hydro polearm user#mainly because polearm is my favourite weapon and i think it would look very graceful for her to be twirling her weapon around as she fights#shes a swan maiden water spirit which means she can transform between her hydro spirit swan form and her more human looking body#does she have a vision or is she just an elemental being? who knows#god she was so hard to colour bc shes so WHITE#coming up with colour schemes and finding a shade of cream that looked cohesive was unnecessarily difficult#also trying to emulate genshin character design was hard#i just slapped frills feathers and bands on everything and called it a day#genshin impact#genshin impact oc#art#oc: verine#magnolia draws
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look at my greature boy
#my art#my ocs#just slapping shapes on the screen is one of my favorite ways to just mindlessly draw#this is lira everyone say hi lira#she used to look quite a bit different before her universe was remade by the meat man .#which is kind of a long story involving my wisdom tooth removal dream/hallucination i had during/after the procedure#but ya i dont post art here a lot and i mean mainly its because um (embarrassed) so look at my shapes i threw onto the page okay
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Honestly these last few days have made me realize that no matter how much I think I've evolved, my dad is still gonna be a massive fucking asshole.
#At least he doesn't slap me very often#Mainly because we don't see each other all that much#Better.#cw vent#tw vent#vent cw#vent tw
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