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I love when Minecraft just gives us fuckin cryptid creatures, now we have a trio of tall scary ass guys with fucked up eye situations
#this is so /pos btw I love the new freak#���oh but it doesn’t drop anything’ bro A) it’s a snapshot things can still change and B) not everything need a drop purpose that logic#lost us the fireflies#sometimes the rule of cool must prevail#mainly because it slaps#which is the whole point#robot rambles#minecraft live#the creaking#pale garden update
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Gog au niigo for tonights doodle
#I am still deeply stuck in the huh? hwah? stage but I think I at least found a presentation I'm happy with#so ig that's the last gog au post from this blog (I still will reblog upcomming art and tagg them adequately so there is no real loss lmao)#now here comes the usual “man idk” speech#species are still more or less randomly picked. I did settle on only using the owls mentioned in the books (lest I study all 268 owls)#I really like making Mafuyu a sooty owl (cuz the design slaps(objective truth)) Ena as a burrowing owl would be fun#and Mizuki is a short eared owl. Mainly becausen those are the “the eyliner owls” for me...also I like short eared owls#Kanade is a borreal owl because they are noted to have a beautiful song (unless the ger edition made that up (idk this is the idk speech))#for Kanade I thought it would be nice to make her a normal colored owl that turned white due to stress. That'll stay no matter what#Mafuyu will prolly be moon blinking but the drawing doesn't show that and now I'm going to explode (bwagh I'm dead)#whatever sleep for the sleepless (me)#my art#niigo#mafuyu asahina#asahina mafuyu#kanade yoisaki#yoisaki kanade#mizuki akiyama#akiyama mizuki#ena shinonome#shinonome ena#prsk gog au#edit: oh yeah Enas wings are colored because I'm playing with the idea that she paints her feathers to be more interesting?#idk like to visualize her bodyimage issue or to just make her artistic side obvious#project sekai#(I always forget that tagg)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @kill-cry-die !!! 🎉✨ I hope you have a STELLAR birthday, my beloved 🥰🩷
(click for better quality if you're on the mobile app. don't repost.)
#I love you so so so much mwah!!! <333#I hope you like it 🥹#happy birthday 💙🩷💙#pjo/hoo#percy jackson#percy jackson and the olympians#my art 💙#fanart#three variations because I like all of them :3c#his middle name is Achilles TO ME#...slap a barcode and some catchy half-true but mainly bait-y headlines on there and you've got a magazine cover#for percy (mars)#I wish I got to finish the other thing to give you 😭 but oh well ig
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postgrad au.... are ichi and jyushi really as close as they were in canon, or does mr ex-popular distance himself from the alleged delinquent
Despite Ichimatsu being the only other person besides their parents to have Jyushimatsu's number, it's not very good (❁´◡`❁)
#asks#illust#osmt#postgrad plan au#jyushi#ichi#Jyushi is mainly hurt because while he gets being avoided in high school he thought if push came to shove Ichi would confide in him#Which he obviously doesn't. Lol. So Jyushi has been on 'Mad at him' island for like 5 years#Jyushi doesn't know the details of Ichi's life but I imagine he learns about his living situation a little bit after everyone reunites#I imagine EVERYONE does because like. Hello? Our brother that we haven't seen for forever is actually here?#And learning about it is both a big relief (ichi had someone to rely on) and a huge slap in the face#he's starting to get where ichi is coming from but 1. ichi's stupid 2. it still hurts#Ichi knows Jyushi is mad and knows WHY but he's conflict avoidant <3#so. Suuji's doing great!#Needless to say Jyushi hates Yana's stupid ass so much <3
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Kaden handed their phone to Paul, who hesitated before taking it. "Check this out," they said, swiping through the photos. The screen was filled with images of flowers, close-ups of leaves, bugs, other various plant life, and then, dozens of bumble bees. Paul chuckled softly, his brow furrowing in curiosity.
"You really like bumble bees, huh?" Paul remarked, glancing up at Kaden. "There are so many of them here. Is there a story behind it?"
Kaden's eyes lit up, a smile spreading across their face. "I just think they're the cutest little things. Their fuzzy butts are adorable! They work so hard, but they always look so happy and chubby. I can't help but take a picture every time I see one."
Paul's smile widened at Kaden's enthusiasm, He found their affection for the little creatures endearing and honestly, quite adorable.
#Cosmic's Mini Stories: Fun Facts#This self insert loves bumble bees! <3#I mean... so do I irl THEY'RE HECKIN CUTE! and I do have a lot of bumble bee photos on my camera roll >o<#This self insert is the representation of my irl self that doesn't get to talk about their enjoyment of flowers and insects and is a little#more softer-#mainly because if I talk about these things irl I'm deemed 'girly' which... why can't I like what I like without adding a gendered label#slapped on it... it really sucks SO this S/I will let me talk about the hobbies/things I really like but keep hidden irl <3#Ametrine Sunflowers
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when megan bayne returned to the US i got emotional over maika seeing her off at the airport so i made this megan bayne/divine kingdom edit to deathbyromy's i feel like a god.
since maika vs megan for the red belt is happening at stardom american dream in philly tomorrow, i think now is a good time to share this video 💋🕊️
#megan bayne#maika#stardom#joshi puroresu#giulia#because shes also in it. the first bit is mainly giulia vs megan because that match objectively slapped#aew#because shes an aew wrestler please actually book my blorbo#you want to reblog my first and only ever fan edit sooooo bad#divine kingdom
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gods i swear if they keep doing this im gonna main caustic
#you can't just slap a pilot / knight skin and expect me not to go crazy#look at dragonhound#they look like a dragon knight and im probably the only one that still draw them after 2 years#except fuse i guess mainly because he showed his face#apex legends#apex caustic#ramble
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Someone Please stop me from making entire digimons and digimon decks based on FSN/FGO/etc
Im already thinking of a Grand Servants deck and a Demon God Pillar deck
And not even talking bout the Arturia digievolution line im setting up (also Salter, Castoria and Morgan) with Tamers and Option cards (with effects in mind) included...
My god
Insanity is what i have
#not art#HELP ME#One specific option card is called “Shinjuku Station” and its black/purple hybrid because#im already thinking of a Jeanne-Jalter digievo line#and that option would probs be able to connect and make a Double Alters theme deck#the tamers are the masters (shirou. rin. ritsuka. etc) and the ocassional servant (like merlin. cnoc. or habetrot)#colors planned out and all#what can i call this...#digimon order..? fate grand digimon(?) fate digimon night...(???) cant be digimon fates thats like a fanfic i think#digimon order lowkey slaps#tho it feels very fgo only and its not gonna be. tho it will mainly be because i am an fgo fan more than any other series lmao#fate digimon order#it is then
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girl help my brain is demanding that i start dissecting saezuru on a daily basis again when i desperately need to be doing other stuff
#i was chilling for a while. i wasn't Thinking Hard.#but now i was just passively scrolling while consuming my energy drink (gross btw. orange. ew.)#saw yashiro's “how terribly convenient for you” and doumeki's “how convenient for you” 2 chapters later and oughhHHHH#WITH “YOU REALLY HAVE CHANGED/YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED ONE BIT” RESPECTIVELY?? give me a break#i'm so so so normal i promise. don't look at my drafts.#i also wanted to talk about how they both think back on one of those “yashiro's chilling with his head on doumeki's lap” moments#but from very different time frames which is so so interesting to me and idc if i'm overthinking this#<- this is mainly so i don't forget because it took me 5 minutes rn to remember what i wanted to talk about FOR DAYS lmao.#benvey tag#ah whatever let's slap the#saezuru tag#on it as well. for later. so i don't forget
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Ohhhh I hate greys anatomy they're all SO. HORRIBLE.
#this is my second watch of it#and let me just say that im noticing so much more the second time#mainly how awful burke and derek are#YOU MET A GIRL IN A BAR AND YOU TELL YOUR GRIEVING GIRLFRIEND THAT THAT WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF YOUR WEEK?? GO FUCK YOURSELF#OFC SHES NOT PEPPY AND HAPPY SHE JUST LOST HER SECOND MOTHER FIGURE AND HER FATHER THAT SHE WAS JUST#STARTING TO REBUILD HER RELATIONSHIP WITH BLAMES HER FOR SAID MOTHER FIGURES DEATH AND SLAPPED HER#AND THEN PROCEEDED TO COME TO HER JOB TO HARASS HER AND YELL ABOUT HOW SHES NOT ALLOWED AT THE FUNERAL#OFC SHES NOT HAPPY#WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO OTHER GIRLS AT THE BAR? WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER THAT THAT WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF YOUR WEEK??? SHE IS GRIEVING#SHE IS GRIEVING AND YOU ARE ACTING LIKE ITS HER FAULT THAT YOURE UNHAPPY YOURE ACTING LIKE ITS HER FAULT SHES NOT HER USUAL SELF#YOU ARE THE WORST KIND OF MAN#YOU ARE THE WORST KIND OF PERSON#I HATE DEREK SHEPARD WITH A FUCKING PASSION#HES SUCH A GASLIGHTY ASSHOLE#and dont get me STARTED on Burke#YOU ARE DOING EVERYTHING IN YOUR POWER TO FORCE CHRISTINA TO CHANGE#YOU KNOW SHE DOESNT WANT THIS WEDDING BUT YOURE FORCING IT ON HER ANYWAYS BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU HAPPY AND BECAUSE YOU INSIST#THAT WHENEVER YOU FORCE THINGS ON HER SHE ENDS UP HAPPY EVENTUALLY#EVEN THOUGH THATS NOT TRUE AND YOURE JUST CONTROLLING AND HAVE NO RESPECT FOR HER#ALSO YOUR MOTHER IS IN LOVE WITH YOU AND ITS DISGUSTING#AND YOU BOTH WANT CHRISTINA TO GIVE UP BEING A SURGEON WHEN YOU GET MARRIED?? GO FUCK YOURSELVES#YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO RESPECT FOR HER#and dont get me started on thw way burke and all of christinas friends acted when that professor showed up#fake ass friends#HE LITERALLY SEXUALLY HARASSED HER IN FRONT OF ALL OF YOU AND YOU DID NOTHING#YOU THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY#IT WAS NOT#i think that christina should be allowed to kill everyone in seattle grace hospital#i could say so much more about it tbh#greys anatomy
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i should coin. chess genders
#dexter.txt#i'm definitely gonna i just need to collect my ideas#i know i want genders related to chess in general + the board + all the pieces#and probably some related to chess engines (stockfish + deep blue mainly)#oh and probably a chess960 gender because chess960 slaps
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“Let the lies be washed away by the waters.”
I’ve made (yet another) Genshin OC, Fontaine edition
Her name is Verine, she’s a Fontanian water spirit inspired by swan maidens and Swan Lake
#verine is a hydro polearm user#mainly because polearm is my favourite weapon and i think it would look very graceful for her to be twirling her weapon around as she fights#shes a swan maiden water spirit which means she can transform between her hydro spirit swan form and her more human looking body#does she have a vision or is she just an elemental being? who knows#god she was so hard to colour bc shes so WHITE#coming up with colour schemes and finding a shade of cream that looked cohesive was unnecessarily difficult#also trying to emulate genshin character design was hard#i just slapped frills feathers and bands on everything and called it a day#genshin impact#genshin impact oc#art#oc: verine#magnolia draws
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look at my greature boy
#my art#my ocs#just slapping shapes on the screen is one of my favorite ways to just mindlessly draw#this is lira everyone say hi lira#she used to look quite a bit different before her universe was remade by the meat man .#which is kind of a long story involving my wisdom tooth removal dream/hallucination i had during/after the procedure#but ya i dont post art here a lot and i mean mainly its because um (embarrassed) so look at my shapes i threw onto the page okay
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ALRIGHT I FOUND IT
I FOUND THE PICTURE
THERE
dude just fucking GRABS bachira by the tittie
and i find this scene absolutely fucking hilarious
i mean. look at my dude's face. mäns fucking bamboozled
and the other guy's just.
he just is.
like. brother in christ you dont just grab bachira's tittie like that
and like. it looks like a pretty forceful grab too. (or shove whatever)
you can see the. the things.
those.
like, bro. that's gotta hurt män. even though bachira's male, it's still gotta hurt. a lot. maybe im assuming, maybe i just know.
but it's gotta hurt.
#nah bruv i cant get over this scene#the GRAB#i mean. i know it's a shove#but to my eyes it looks like a grab#sir. i would kill to be in your position#*cough* letmegrabbachiralikethat *cough*#but for real tho#bachira's face really just went: ???#im having a field day with this manga lol#its just that good#the art slaps SO hard#and the main character actually grows like a normal human being#both mentally and physically#mainly mentally tho#i dont feel like commenting on the page i read it#because it's so toxic there#i'd rather come here and only have my mutuals see this#my poor mutuals#my poor little mutuals#im sorry yall need to witness me switching hyperfixations so fast#blue lock#bachira meguru#blue lock manga#bllk bachira#bllk manga#blue lock manga spoilers#bllk manga spoilers#michael kaiser#oh hi tech#boldly assuming you're gonna read this like the evening newspaper
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Honestly these last few days have made me realize that no matter how much I think I've evolved, my dad is still gonna be a massive fucking asshole.
#At least he doesn't slap me very often#Mainly because we don't see each other all that much#Better.#cw vent#tw vent#vent cw#vent tw
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I think some people forgot the only thing bad about “playersexual” games is when it’s “straight unless the player made them gay” (or vice versa I guess but idk that I’ve seen that around)
Saw a little while ago someone calling bg3 a playersexual game, I don’t even remember who but I’m not getting into debate over it and honestly didn’t even finish reading the long post, but the main point of what I did read was that Larian wanted everything decided by the player, including romance. Which meant it was playersexual which meant it was bad?
Which yes if it ended there that could be the bad playersexual style
But they didn’t end it there? They made every character queer, they actively comment on their attraction of (or even have flirty banter with) the other party members of both genders
Hearing “I never liked guys until I met you” is bad playersexual, having your husband be labeled as “wife” because you can only play as a man is bad playersexual, but your entire party being horny for each other is not. That’s just being in the queerest group of people you’ve ever been allowed to see in a popular game.
And let’s be real, tadpole or no, queers run in packs.
#might delete this idk if I should post this#no drama please I’m begging#it just does not play like a playersexual game when they’re all bi/pan idiots for each other#I’ve dealt with so many playersexual games#I’m also 100% sure that ‘quote’ is off because it’s been years#but I’m certain there are plenty that say something along those lines anyway#I was thinking of on in particular but I’ve definitely seen it more than once#and the wife thing was just funny in a sad way#glad to be able to be gay in it then slapped with the wife label was eugh#eh I don’t even think imma tag this properly#someone else can if they want I guess#I just wanted to get it out of my head mainly#rambles
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