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grandmags · 3 months ago

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Imagine being a Henry Creel stan. Not in a lighthearted Jamie fan/ funny Vecna memes way, but in a no-holds-barred way that has you constantly undermining other character’s trauma and essentially brushing off his mass-murdering children in favor of twisting him into a protagonist.

Embarrassing. Couldn't be me.

#womp womp #it’s one thing to be sympathetic towards the things that led him here #something else entirely to dismiss the path he chose and the horrors he has committed since #other bangers include:#maiming max #killing max #2x attempted murder of el #mentally torturing (and likely kidnapping) will #henry creel #max mayfield #el hopper #will byers

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lillylunala · 2 years ago

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Yall know the memes

#sam and max #sam & max #sam and max freelance polilce #freelace husbands #kill maim violence #meme #blood #w blood #ask to tag

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assmaster-8000 · 15 days ago

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who took a picture of my ts ocs

#atropos' design is still somewhat incomplete because there are details i want to add #but for the most part their arms and legs are the ones sporting armor (and decadent ones at that)#because their only worth is the part of them that can partake in action. that can kill and chase and maim and just Do #you wouldn't keep an old hound around in a world like this out of pure sentiment - no. it does its job well #and you'll run it's snout into the ground before you lay it to rest #and they don't have armor on their viral organs because they simply do not care if they die. in fact - if there's anything strong enough to #even NICK their vulnerable body parts? they'll count that as a luxury. better to die a soldier's death than to die discarded #alas... no one or thing has been strong enough to truly challenge their lax approach. yet #lachesis is decadent to the max - they sport jewelery of all types. they are gold and ivory. they are glory in every detail #because its human geniusry they're wearing. and they can only bathe in it as an untalented curator indulges in a gallery of masterpieces #maybe if they shroud themself in enough detail then you'll miss the rot in their sclera and hands. the unblinking smile #the 2 faces beneath their veil #clotho is supposed to be a LOT more gaunt than i draw them im still trying to figure them out #as in. they're literally just skin and bones and rot. all their flesh melted off #they swindle themself in simple cloth to portray themself as assuming and innocent #as trustworthy and pure. to hide the sharp edges beneath linen #they take such strong inspiration from a character inspired by plague doctors despite being an obstetrician #they save lives. in every way of the word. they midwife to birthing mothers and they expel sickness and disease #and they bring your dying self back from the dead. not truly. not wholly. but still - you still serve some use.#theirs is not the sanctity of life. but rather the utility of it

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k9ninedecay · 8 months ago

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I think about this image alot actually

#sam and max #freelance police #yappism #i love maiming crooks #i get it

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bakerstreetdoctor · 2 months ago

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My hate-necessity relationship with Schürer von Waldheim is immeasurable.

#personal #max and karl #I've pulled his book off my shelf to look something up AGAIN #I hate him so much but he's the only one who can give me this information #killing maiming desecrating his grave etc

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erodingsinner · 3 months ago

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I think max should be allowed to kill people with hammers. as a treat

#only episode 4 and she's suffered so much already #i hope they let her kill and maim people #black sails #max black sails

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ju-draws-worms · 8 months ago

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boat to nowhere in a shirt that doesn’t fit anymore

#the troop #horror novel #max kirkwood #newt thornton #weeping sobbing killing maiming #sorry #this scene wrecked me if you couldn’t tell

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sysig · 11 months ago

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You’re gonna die if you keep that up (Patreon)

#Doodles #SCII #Damned #ZEX #Kayako #And Teisel's there technically #*Die again - he's sticking with his track record lol at least he's consistent #Ghost/Curse GF arc!! I enjoy seeing ZEX happy but I am Concerned for him lol #ZEX be attracted to something/one that won't brutally murder him challenge - difficulty impossible #His affection for the grotesque and monstrous - I mean while it's admirable he does regularly put himself in dangerous situations!#Runs solely on the Suspension Bridge Effect lol - attraction and fear so conflated in his mind <3 #I keep thinking of his human instincts as specifically Max's instincts since it's his body - Max's self-preservation and fear and hunger #Which ZEX dutifully ignores lol Max's body tells him to bolt and privately replies like ''Yes yes in a moment'' haha #His fascination wins out! To his own detriment haha #Although I say all that as though I don't relate in my own way - I have maybe just a few too many notes relating to ZEX lol #It's always been hard for me to get into horror in the way it's intended to spook and scare because I tend to get sad :')#So many monsters and ghosts and creatures are victims of circumstance! Like Kayako! As she is here she's not even malicious just dangerous #I've never seen the Grudge so it's only speculation but it seems very sad that she was tethered as a Curse rather than a malignant spirit #Like a battery moreso than an individual - what a terrible after-existence! It makes me sad to consider!#ZEX reaching out to her in his own way is very sweet <3 He's so biased towards his darlings hehe #In a way being human does suit him - we'll packbond with anything that Might have even the slightest inclination to not maim us lol #And the way he personifies her! (VUXonifies her?) Reading intention or emotion into her actions with no proof and no understanding!#The way he ''tries to read her face'' as if he hasn't been struggling with that this entire time - with other humans who can tell him so ♪#His pride is so delicious <3 He is so easily blinded to his own shortcomings in the face of pleasure and the potential for connection!#It's no wonder DAX worries about him so much hehe ♥#It also always makes me so happy to have something fit together so perfectly like those last two hehe <3 #That vine didn't exist when this happened! But there it is!! I love newer memes on older media hehehe ♪♫

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starheirxero · 1 year ago

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HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW TSAMS EPISODE YET?!!!

Bloodmoon might be coming back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LITERALLY JUST WOKE UP AND THIS ASK SENT ME FLYING ACROSS THE ROOM OMG. WATCHED IT AND HOLY SHIT. I’M LIKE ?!?!!!!! IM GENUINELY SURPRISED HE’S COMING BACK ???? I WAS SO SURE BLOODMOON WAS GUNNA STAY DEAD THIS IS FASCINATING. ESPECIALLY RUIN’S IMPLICATION OF ALTERING THEM ???? WHAT IS HE GUNNA DO 2 THE BOYS……. IM VERY INTRIGUED

#asks #crack-a-lackin-max #honestly tho i rlly can’t stress how much i thought bloodmoon was going to Stay Dead?????#Like don’t get me wrong i am honestly terribly excited because i miss bloodmoon a LOAHT and if they return that means I can pick apart-#-their character more!!!#however to Me this is so out of left field that i’m also just like HUH AHDISNKDLC #i wonder if ruin is going 2 put bloodmoon thru the horrors tho……#modify them 2 make them obedient is what ruin said. that is smth they have Never wanted to be and I can imagine that will be Maddening if-#-it works. but also like. this isn’t exactly a revival like it is with Lunar. Bloodmoon /died/ died. No nanobots left #A second version of being built. A new version is being built. It’s likely that the new Bloodmoon won’t have any memories #So can you imagine waking up with an insatiable urge to maim and kill and the one person you want to do it to has a failsafe to make sure-#-that you can’t do that and everyone around you seems to know you already and has a deep fear of hatred towards you?#wouldn’t that be more frustrating and confusing than the ever-present hunger? Wouldn’t that drive them a little insane?#sorry this probably won’t happen but could u imagine AHAHBSJABS #sun and moon show spoilers #tsams #bloodmoon #xero thoughts and rambles #bc of my tags LMAO

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snowangeldotmp3 · 2 years ago

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i want to write. but my brain will not let me sit down and write the words. but i want to write the words down onto my silly document.

#biting and maiming #writing woes #IDK WHAT THE PROBLEM IS LIKE.#idk. been trying to finish up rebel robin + kas max but can’t because of some Things and it’s driving me insane #also can’t figure out a starting point for spider-nance without staring at a blank doc for 30 mins b4 giving up.#BUT IM NOT SCRAPPING IT AGAIN #:(

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wings-of-angels · 2 years ago

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Thinking about they/he/she/xe pronouns,,,

#SOMETIMES THE IDEA OF SHE/HER IS SO NICE AND OTHER TIMES ITS LIKE STAB STAB KILL MAIM NOOO #earlier it was nice and now its like... absolutely not #my gender being fluid is the bane of my existence can it not just let me live #sorry jajajsks im being dramatic #but it is annoying #max's rambles #vent tw

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call-me-cosmic · 2 years ago

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yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

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max-jagerman-asks · 1 year ago

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Uh-

Good.

#hatchetfield rp #hatchetblr #max jägerman ask blog #ask max #tw violence #body horror #killing and maiming

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tikhondownichi · 3 months ago

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My ask got eaten I think 😔

But no matter

Throws these headcanons about Prorva at you

- She’s very vocal. And when I say that, I mean screeching when she’s picked up, literally wailing when she falls and hurts herself, and when she learns how to talk, you better believe she was screaming random words

- ADHD to the fucking MAX, like you could not get her to sit still if you tried, nor is she good at paying attention

- When she asked where babies came from, her answer was “Don’t worry about it” and later figured it out herself when she saw another batch of eggs in the shop (poor father and daughter for that one)

- Made up an imaginary friend to blame shit on, like “My friend chewed the wires!” And pointed at air lol

- She can be cute when she wants something but only Sebastian can see through the bullshit

Sorry if this gets sent twice, Tumblr likes my asks as a snack

i have a VERY LOT of asks in my inbox and I physically cannot answer them all quickly. I do this to the best of my ability, so no offense :[

welp now I'd like to put in my five cents >:]

- totally agree, she has a talent for screeching disgustingly like a pig being squeezed by a gate 👹

- Seb won't tolerate her ADHD antics. He'll just give her lightly spank, a slap and ban her to the storage room (I mean, Seb is a maimed man with a lot of mental trauma and has been tortured for years. People like him don't make lovely and affectionate parents. On top of that, he gives the impression of being a terribly hot-tempered person);

- the egg story is an isolated incident. They're both going through enough. The less Prorva knows, the more she sleeps;

- too bad this imaginary friend won't save her from Seb's educational smackdown for chewed wires :c

- heh classic, that goes without saying!