#magic loop girlie

[strawberrum]

[amadelii]

Relationship status: year 10 of an awkward situationship that could have ramifications for the fate of the world because the gods she used to follow might actually be horrible (aka It's Complicated)

I can't wait for the new game - I'm very fond of this desperate, tortured, wet cat of a man. Bonus points if Lavellan can swoop in and save him from his own delusional chaos for Peak Drama 🙏🙏🙏

[murdleandmarot]

She’s my best friend in the whole wide world

[khoblogs]

listen i know its canon that leaf listens to irish music but i feel like he'd heavily fw hyperpop

[thebiggestfuckgiven]

i was peacefully working a closing shift when i was struck by a horrible yet wonderful and supremely indulgent idea:

Danny Phantom x Voltron crossover

[fingertipsmp3]

The last like 12 hours have been one disaster after another tbh and I think I am mostly to blame

[vaguely-annoyed]

okay. yay :)

[ID: a half-done drawing in flat colors of op's dnd character, idunna, a pale young woman. she is shown from the hip up with her unfinished hands positioned before her at different heights. her long blonde hair is held back with a white cloth, the ends around her lower back are choppy. she wears a grey-ish blue dress with a white sleeved shirt underneath, and a light blue sash. /End ID.]

[everyonewooeverywhere]

MDNI 18+ BLOG -> ageless blogs and minors WILL BE BLOCKED

pairing ✭ farmhand!mingyu x farmer's daughter!reader

note ✭ this is very much inspired by the mingyu pictured above. (also i don't mention it explicitly, but girly's family is lowkey rich)

synopsis ✭ when your dad hires a hot new farm hand, you can't keep your hands off of him.

content/genre ✭ smut (18+ mdni)

word count ✭ 2.9k

warnings ✭ smut, mingyu and reader are horny af, outside sex (no one else sees them though), no prep, overall horny shenanigans i guess 🤷‍♀️, alcohol consumption, tipsy sex (they're not depicted as drunk, but they did have a couple drinks)

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Every time your father hired a new farmhand, they were always the same. While they never disappointed in the build department (they were always jacked, but that was kind of a requirement of the job), but they all looked identical. They wore the same brown scuffed boots. They had their hair in the same floppy cut with the same dirty blonde color. 

For a couple of summers through your teens, it had been fun. Your father would hire him after the final school bell rang for the summer. You’d introduce yourself to him when your father was nowhere in sight, and you’d spend the rest of the summer sneaking around with him and having your fun. When summer finally ended and school began, you’d bid him farewell and never speak to him again, and your father was none the wiser.

And it was fun! The first two times. Then every summer turned the same, and every single farm hand looked indistinguishable from the last with no discernible personality whatsoever. 

So, having just finished your second year of university, you were expecting more of the same. You’d have a gander, but you certainly weren’t expecting much from whoever your dad decided to hire this summer. 

“God, why couldn’t you have invited me to stay over at your house this summer? I’d take whatever hunk your dad decided to keep,” your best friend from school, Jennifer, whined over the phone as you pulled your car up the long driveway to your house.

“I did invite you, but you’re spending you’re leaving today for Spain, remember?”

“Yes, but y/n!” she whined again, “I need more muscly men in my life. This would be the perfect opportunity.”

“You’re gonna be in Spain for two months. I’m sure you’ll find at least one man muscular enough to fit your standard.”

“Yeah, whatever. You better have fun with this man without me.”

“Like I told you earlier, they’re so fucking boring. It’s not gonna happen.”

You put your car in park and began to gather up your purse and phone when you glanced up out the windshield to see probably the most attractive man you’ve ever seen in your life walking out your front door and toward your car. It was as if your severe doubts had summoned him.

Ever the chatterbox, Jennifer kept talking, “Well I’m just saying maybe you should keep an open mind. You never know what could happen. One magical night in the woods and you could be locked down for life. It’s just–”

“Jennie shut the fuck up.”

“Woah,” she seemed mildly offended, “sorry?”

“He’s hot Jennie. Like really hot. Not even a ten. Probably a twelve.”

“Ugh, you lucky bitch! I told you to keep an open mind,” you could hear her mother yelling at her in the background, “Oh shit. Girl, I have to go, but send pics! Please! I need to see the hunk you’re railing this summer.”

“Yeah, of course,” you mumbled while she hung up on you.

This man was really throwing you for a loop. Just based on appearance alone you could tell he was not the type of guy your dad usually hired. First and foremost, he was massive. Well over 6 feet tall and far more muscular than any guy you’d ever seen (and that was saying something), and the skin-tight black t-shirt he was wearing did nothing to hide it. His hair was dark and cropped, a far cry from the endless supply of shaggy blonde hairstyles you’d seen over the years. 

The cherry on top was when, after watching you stumble out of the car, he’d asked, “Where’s your luggage? I thought I’d help you carry it inside.”

“Oh,” you let out an awkward laugh, “It’s in the trunk. Thank you.”

“Of course,” he followed you around the back of your car and popped open the trunk, “I’m Mingyu by the way.” He stuck out a hand for you to shake it.

You grabbed the hand and he shook it with a firm squeeze. Holy fuck he has nice hands. “Y/n. It’s great to meet you Mingyu.”

There was no hiding the way you gawked at the way his muscles flexed when he carried your stuff inside.

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The idea of returning to your old ways was honestly exciting for you. Last night over Facetime Jennifer had gotten the whole rundown of your brief interaction with Mingyu. You fawned over his muscles, his cute lisp and the way he’d been such a gentleman to help you carry your luggage after what you assumed was a long day of work. 

She’d found his Instagram of course and found out that he was indeed just as attractive as you’d described (and he had cute friends too). 

This morning you felt more than ready to kick off what you predicted to be a great summer. And you weren’t starting slow either. You knew the routine of your father’s farmhands enough to know that Mingyu would start the day mowing the lawn around your house. He’d usually start later on Saturdays (today), too. Meaning that if you got out there by 10 am, he’d probably still be working his way around the lawn. Hopeful by the pool.

Which, by complete coincidence, is where you were. Laid out in your favorite bikini by the water. The dark sunglasses covering your eyes meant that your eyes were completely hidden, but it was obvious where you were looking. 

Not far from the pool, you could see Mingyu pushing the lawn mower through the grass of your backyard. The tight black t-shirt from yesterday was no more. Instead, he wore a white tank top that left his arms completely exposed. He glanced over at you a couple of times, but he never let his gaze linger long enough for you.

You watched him from your laid-out position in your pool chair for a good fifteen minutes before he disappeared into the shed, presumably to put the lawnmower away. While he was inside, you took a moment to stand and dip your toes in the water thoroughly enjoying the coolness of the water. It was nice, you had to admit, but you’d have to save that for later because, while you were distracted by the water, Mingyu had made his way to the fence that separated your pool from the rest of the yard. 

It was only when he cleared his throat that you noticed him standing there, leaning against the fence smiling at you with an eyebrow raised.

“Do you normally spend your mornings checking out your dad’s employees?” God his voice.

You stepped out of the pool, “Only when I think they’re worth my time.” You slid your sunglasses off your face and onto the top of your head as you approached the fence where Mingyu was standing.

“Charming. I’m assuming he hasn’t the slightest idea what you get up to, then?”

You laughed, “Of course not. I’m good at keeping secrets.”

“I’m sure you are.”

“So…” you brushed his forearm with the tips of your fingers, “What time do you get done?” You knew the answer of course, but it felt polite to ask.

“Seven thirty. Why? Hoping to get me alone?” He smirked

“I wouldn’t mind it.” You bit your lip as you no-so-subtly checked him out for the millionth time, “Meet me behind the shed at seven forty-five, ok? Don’t be late. I’ll bring booze.”

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Part of you wondered if he’d be there when you snuck out of your house at eight-fifteen. Yes, you were late, but that was part of the game. Your parents always went to bed early, and you were an adult. So getting out of the house unnoticed was no issue at all. If your dad noticed the six-pack missing from the garage fridge, you could just tell him you drank it or you could feign complete innocence. 

The weather was still warm despite it being completely dark outside, so your athletic shorts and oversized tee did just fine. You’d contemplated wearing a skirt but ultimately decided against it because you didn’t want him to think you’d give it up that easily. Even though you were already struggling greatly to contain your excitement.

He could hear the clinking of the glass beer bottles as you made your way to the shed through the freshly cut yard. As much as Mingyu would love to deny it, he hadn’t stopped thinking about you since this morning. Something about the way you were laid out in the sun this morning had left a permanent imprint on his mind. The secrecy of the situation was also incredibly appealing. It turned him on more than he’d like to admit, messing around with his boss’s incredibly hot daughter.

Mingyu wasn’t an idiot. He knew you were taking your sweet time on purpose. You’d made him wait half an hour just to see if he’d wait around for you that long. You wanted to see how bad he wanted it, and clearly, he wanted it pretty bad because you found him sitting on the bench behind the shed staring up at the stars.

“Sorry, I’m late.”

He laughed, “Sure you are.” He held out a hand.

You passed him a bottle as you sat down next to him.

“I thought maybe you’d changed your mind, but it seems you just enjoy the idea of making people wait for you.”

“Maybe,” you turned so your knees just barely brushed his thigh, “But you waited for me didn’t you?”

“Hey, maybe I just wanted free beer.” He gestured to the bottle in his hand.

“I know for a fact my dad pays you enough for you to afford your own beer.”

He laughed and leaned his head back against the shed, giving you a full view of his neck. You couldn’t help but imagine kissing his neck, leaving plenty of marks in your wake. “He sure does. It’s one of the many benefits.”

“What else do you like about the job?” You were genuinely curious about what was so appealing about doing nothing but manual labor for an entire summer. Even if the paycheck was really good.

He shrugged, “I don’t know. Gets me off my ass. Gives me something to do with my hands.”

“Oh? You good with your hands?”

“You just don’t let up do you?” He really did enjoy how insistent you were despite your attempts to make him pine after you by making him wait for you so long. 

“Not unless I’m asked to.”

You ended up talking with Mingyu for two hours. The two of you drank and talked about your lives, school, home, past flings, and relationships. By the time you two of you had finished off the six-pack you’d brought out, you felt as if you’d been out there forever. 

At some point, you’d put your legs over his lap. He caressed one of your calves with one hand while you played with the fingers of his other hand.

As much as you’d enjoyed this little conversation, the more you drank, the hotter he got, and you were hardly holding it together anymore. With every move of his hand on your calf, you could feel yourself getting wetter and wetter.

You took the hand that was already in yours and placed it on your cheek, “Mingyu…” you whined looking up at him.

“What, baby?” his thumb stroked your cheek.

You straddled his lap, sitting back on his thighs and moving down his neck and to his chest, “can we stop talking for a little bit?”

“Oh?” he questioned, lightly placing his hand on your lower back under your shirt, “What do you suppose we do instead?”

“Can I kiss you?” You asked leaning further into him so that your chests were touching.

“You can do whatever you want, baby.”

That was all the confirmation you needed to lean completely into him and kiss him. The kiss was long and more passionate than any kiss you’d experienced from your past summer flings. His hands were on your ass, pulling you to hover over his crotch where you could obviously tell he was hard. And that would have made you smug if you hadn’t been sitting in your own arousal for at least an hour. 

You kissed down his neck just like you had previously imagined. He let out a deep moan with every mark and bite you made. You had failed to realize that one of his hands had left your ass until you felt a hand brush over your completely clothed pussy.

“Baby, as much as I love these cute little shorts, can I take them off of you?”

Nodding furiously, you leaned back, pulled yourself off of his lap and pulled off your shorts and shirt, setting them on the bench beside him. Of course, you weren’t wearing a bra, something Mingyu had noticed almost immediately when you’d sat down beside him. Before you made your way back to his lap, you reached for the hem of that stupid, useless white tank top that covered virtually nothing. You pulled it over his head with ease. 

“Wow–” you whispered.

He laughed and pulled you back into his lap, “As flattered as I am,” he ran a hand up your side, “I could say the same thing about you.”  

Before you could even think about how to respond Mingyu’s face was in your chest, feverishly placing kisses on your tits. He grabbed one with his hand and rolled the nipple between his fingers.

You gripped onto his hair and moaned softly. Your hips rolled over his clothed dick multiple times before he finally shucked off his jeans which had become uncomfortably tight. 

“Can I please fuck you now?” he asked.

“Please,” you begged completely forgoing the chance to tease him for his politeness.

You pulled down the waistband of his boxers and grabbed him. Running a thumb over the tip, you pulled his cock out and pumped it a couple of times. “God, baby. You better hurry up.”

He slid your panties to the side and ran a finger between your folds, “you sure you don’t want me to prep you?”

You shook your head. So much for making him wait. “I’ll be ok. I don’t think I can wait any longer.”

He nodded and reached to grab a condom from his pocket. Of course, he’d come prepared. When he failed to open it fast enough, you snatched it out of his hands and ripped it open with your own teeth. You rolled it onto him after what felt like an agonizingly long amount of time. 

He positioned himself at your entrance and slid himself into you with relative ease. You threw your head back when he bottomed out. You covered your mouth in an attempt to keep yourself at least a little quiet. 

“F-fuck, Mingyu!”

“Shit, you’re so tight,” he grunted out, “I’m gonna need you to move, baby. Can you do that for me?” 

You nodded and gripped onto his shoulder. As you started bouncing up and down on his cock, he buried his face back in your chest, kissing and biting at your tits, collarbone, and neck. He left plenty of marks on your chest that were identical to the ones you’d left on his neck, maybe even darker. You had brought your own hand to your clit. Desperately trying to find your release. 

“Oh god Gyu, I’m so close,” you grabbed onto his hair.

He hissed from the stinging in his scalp, “Me too, angel, me too.” His face was in your neck when you’d finally reached your climax, and he followed immediately after.

You both sat there, chests heaving, for a couple of minutes, saying nothing.

“Wow,” was all he could say as he pulled you off his lap and helped you put your clothes back on, tossing the condom into the trash bin beside the bench. You made a mental note to take the trash out before your dad came out here tomorrow.

You laughed breathily, “You’re not so bad yourself.” 

He grabbed your wrist and pulled you into him. Your hands found their way to his chest instinctively. “Can I see you tomorrow night?”

“Oh, was that not enough for you?”

“God, no, that was perfect. But I wanna take care of you for real next time.”

“What did you have in mind?”

“I have a truck,” he nodded toward the red pickup truck in your driveway, “I can drive it down to the creek. The bed of the truck is actually pretty comfy when you put blankets and pillows down.”

Laughing, you said, “You want to fuck me in the woods.” He shook his head, “I wanna eat you out in the woods.”

God, this was gonna be a fun summer.

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“Girl, what!? It’s only been a day?” Jennifer’s voice rang through the phone. “Was it good?’

“For outside bench sex? Yeah, it was great. We’re seeing each other tomorrow night.”

She groaned, “Ugh, you lucky bitch. I’m so jealous.”

“What? No Spanish hunks?”

She shook her head, “not yet. But I’m hopeful!” 

“Do you still want updates, or are you gonna explode from jealousy?”

“No! Please keep me updated. I’m living vicariously through you.”

You laughed, “God you’re insufferable.”

“I know!” She batted her eyelashes at you, “You will keep me updated though, right.”

“Of course, how could I not.”

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thank you for reading! i knocked this shit out in two days (and you can probably tell 👀), but i'm genuinely surprised with myself.

anyway hope you enjoyed. reblog and like if you did! love hearing your thoughts

mwah~

[pinkpigtailsprincess]

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Masterlist!! 🎀🧁

Law of Assumption! ⭐️

◜ 𓈒 ݁ ₊ it’s your own journey !!

| 𓈒 ݁ ₊ never let 3rd parties shake you

| 𓈒 ݁ ₊ dissatisfied with the old?? stop repeating it!!

| 𓈒 ݁ ₊ have fun with manifesting!!

| 𓈒 ݁ ₊ what does it mean 2 actually ignore the 3D?

| 𓈒 ݁ ₊ break the cycle

| 𓈒 ݁ ₊ everything is in your favor!!

| 𓈒 ݁ ₊ rationalizing loa (boo)

| 𓈒 ݁₊ Dolly nd Honey’s Collab !! 🎀🍯

| 𓈒 ݁₊ live in imagination !

| 𓈒 ݁₊ do it for yourself!!

| 𓈒 ݁₊ you’re the only power !

| 𓈒 ݁₊ Limitless star !!⭐️

| 𓈒 ݁₊ feel your feelings !

| 𓈒 ݁₊ it’s already yours !

| 𓈒 ݁₊ yes or..? YES!!

| 𓈒 ݁₊ ignoring the 3d

| 𓈒 ݁₊ you are god

| 𓈒 ݁₊ you have ur sp

| 𓈒 ݁₊ Build-A-Boyfriend!

| 𓈒 ݁₊ its really so easy!

| 𓈒 ݁₊ you can leave whenever you want

| 𓈒 ݁₊ why pretend to be anything less?

| 𓈒 ݁₊ you can leave whenever you want!

| 𓈒 ݁₊ wdym theres no movement?!

| 𓈒 ݁₊ it feels good to just give it to yourself

| 𓈒 ݁₊ you’re always in control

| 𓈒 ݁₊ you’re not bound to one life

| never settle for less than what you want

𝜗𝜚 ݁ ˖ “why not me” why not you?

| don’t take that sitting down

| its all about the state

| the 3D is so 15 minutes ago

| don’t fight it change it

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🎀; break the cycle today or the loop with repeat tomorrow

Affirmations!! ⭐️

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| 𓈒 ݁₊ you’re everything he’s just ken

| 𓈒 ݁₊ i am a god

| 𓈒 ݁₊ you’re my chemical hype boy

| 𓈒 ݁₊ specific person affs

| 𓈒 ݁₊ if you wanna pretty

| 𓈒 ݁₊ imagination life is your creation!!

| 𓈒 ݁₊ its a dolls world

| 𓈒 ݁₊ pink sugar

| 𓈒 ݁₊ the world is my playground!!

| 𓈒 ݁₊ sharpay evans !!

𝜗𝜚 ݁ ˖ Don’t look 4 movement be it

Shifting Realities!🎀⭐️

| 𓈒 ݁₊ stop leaving room for failure

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| 𓈒 ݁₊ my dr’s pt1

| 𓈒 ݁₊ angel express 999 pt1

| 𓈒 ݁₊ my dr’s pt2

| scripting help

Misc !!🎀⭐️

| 𓈒 ݁₊ some fun things 2 manifest bc ur limitless

| 𓈒 ݁₊ fun way 2 live in the end

| 𓈒 ݁₊ some things you can manifest

| 𓈒 ݁₊ some super cute things 2 manifest

| 𓈒 ݁₊ “illogical” things im gonna manifest pt1

Doll Talks + Tips! 🎀

| 𓈒 ݁₊ manifesting rant

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The Advice Column!🫧

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| Hey U go girl !! 🎀

Summer Sweetie ! 🎀☀️

𝜗𝜚 ݁ ˖ SUMMER GLOW UP PREP!!! ⭐️

SUMMER GLOW UP ; Reseting!! 👙

𝜗𝜚 ݁ ˖ Jammin in Jamacia

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Dollies MP3!

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[sludgewolf]

Studying Together - Obey Me! Characters

Due to immortality and their own interests they're knowledgeable in various human languages, when seeing you're trying to learn some by yourself they decide to help

Characters: the demon brothers, Diavolo, Barbatos, Solomon and Simeon

Disclaimer: do not copy, repost, take or feed to AI or NFTs anything I post

Masterlist

Lucifer / Satan / Barbatos / Solomon

enjoy to study it the old fashined way, knowledge for knowledge sake kind of thing

they'll sit down by your side and help you study, assisting you with grammar and helping you practice pronunciation by speaking with you only in that language while studying

will import textbooks from the human world to teach you properly and will take you to library dates to study

Lucifer is the most likely to quiz you on what you learned, making worksheets and grading you

Barbatos invites you to Diavolo's castle every friday to drink tea and study together, only speaks with you in said language, you'll either learn or suffer

Satan is the most gentle and patient with you, will sometimes recommend some fantasy or detective books in your target language and read it with you to have an excuse to spend even more time with you without his brothers getting in the way

is also the one that teaches you swear words and will badmouth the others to you in other languages in front of them

Mammon / Leviathan / Asmodeus

they ended up learning many languages due to their interests - games, movies, fashion

Despite being basically fluent in those languages they can't for the life of them explain to you why some things are the way they are since they learned those languages pretty informally, seeing it in practice and never even glancing at the theory

but they're the best on slangs and have the most fun way to learn said language

though Levi's korean sounds more like kpop mv than an actual person and his english suffers from sounding like Leon Kenedy and other old horror games

Mammon flipflops between sounding like he's always in a cassino or like a action movie, saying the shittiest and cheesiest lines you've ever had the displeasure of hearing

Asmo's italian and french mimmics the accent of only the top fashion designers, making him sound like a rich old lady

her english also suffers from the victorian era accent that she could never get rid of and somehow looped around to being trendy again because of him

Beel/ Belphie / Lilith / Diavolo

are/ were very curious about humans and human culture, learning human languages by observing them through the centuries

kind of the learning through osmosis squad

they end up being the most knowledgeable on how the languages developed into what they are now

are the ones that talk the most like fluent speakers and maybe the most helpfull out of all the others in helping you learn

Beel leans a bit more on knowing because of his interests but due to Lilith and Belphie infodumping on him constantly he ended up learning human languages pretty well, he's also unfairly a natural with other languages, picking them up quickly with very little effort

Diavolo doesn't have that much of a attention span to sit down with only one human culture, but he ends up having a lot of knowledge of various human groups in different eras

def a emu war girly will use any excuse to talk about it, if Barbatos allowed he'd have a pet emu because he likes them that much

Belphie ended up dropping his interest in humans after the Celestial War for obvious reasons but after making up with you and learning what really happened to Lilith he decyides to pick it back up not only for him but also to keep her memory alive

the best teacher of them all not because he knows everything but because he's studying with you, making you explain things to him which ends up helping you both

Simeon

Angels are naturaly blessed with magic that instantly translates whatever is being said between them, though inspired be seeing the brothers effort Simeon developed an interest in learning the old fashioned way, finding it more gratifying than just magicking it away

after meeting you he's more than ecstatic for studying it by himself since now he can help you

has the thickest celestial accent, his vowels warping and consonants chittering almost like his real celestial form is trying to come out

his tutoring is clumsy and at some points very outdated but he's clearly trying

If you liked this pls reblog and comment so I know to write more like it

[lumialt]

All I have figured out about isat based on posts I've seen (I've never played it)

Siffrin: silly depressed magical boi/girl/they

Loop: tumblr sexyman waiting to happen, asshole but gets sad??? And are they a god??? Why are they the sun???

Mirabelle: French girly

That is all I know, good night

[goqmir]

bloomburrow might have the title for the strongest complete set of face commanders on average for any commander product. all four of these guys just have absurd lines of text on them.

Bello working off of both enchantments and artifacts is incredibly open-ended, and making each of them 4/4s with indestructable is by far the silliest part. the card gives you a lot of leeway. you can use both artifacts and enchantments for the best of both; they all are given haste, so you don't have to set up before you pop off; they all are given indestructible, so you're never punished for swinging board; they are each given an individual card draw instance, so you have plenty of cards to work with. bello is in my opinion the strongest of the bunch because he's so much more honest than the other three and still does all that!

Hazel is one of my favorite magic characters ever. god i love her. she's the face of my new golgari storm deck i'm excited to showcase at my table tonight :) in my opinion Hazel is so strong because she just does so much! mana? big check. she'll make all the mana you need as long as her and her army stick on the field. plus, she makes the army herself with the populate effect every end step! Hazel is technically the most restrictive of the four, requiring a tap to make mana and an end step to make tokens. however, Hazel's effects are so strong she doesnt care. Hazel is, in my opinion, the most versatile commander of the four. want a simple tokens deck packed with overrun effects? check, hazel makes two squirrels for each of your end steps and black and green are packed with solid big-board effects! want a value-pile populate deck? check, hazel can make a copy of any token every end step, and support the deck with her mana ability! want an aristocrats pile built around strong sacrificers? check, that's golgari's whole deal, and hazel turns the sac fodder thralls into mana and then makes more of them! want a combo-heavy spellslinger storm deck? check, Hazel has you covered in the mana department even if you run only 11 or so token making effects, allowing you to stack your deck with card draw to storm off! she can do a lot of things if you just build her in the right way, and she's definitely my favorite golgari commander of all time :3

Ms. Bumbleflower has. i mean. cmon. "Whenever you cast a spell, target opponent draws a card, then put a +1/+1 counter on target creature"? she is one of the best combo deck face commanders ever. any storm count spell loop can be implemented and if she's out she has the potential to make infinite value with the vast array of scurry oak effects, and even without them she will deck out your opponents unless they draw into a counterspell or removal piece. in this way i almost think ms. bumbleflower is too weak for cedh tables (who are running so many free counterspells and removal spells) but too strong at any other table; she's in a bit of a weird spot. still, ms. B could easily be a contender at a cedh table with how light of a touch she needs to pop off. i havent really explored ms. bumbleflower combo routes at all, but MH3's Evolution Witness comes to mind immediately: "Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on Evolution Witness, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand." i'm almost sure theres a relevant permanent card that can be inserted in between those two girlies to deck out every opponent :P

finally, Zinnia. did you know that Hazel of the Rootbloom isn't even the strongest token-based face general in bloomburrow commander? this is because while hazel can make copies of any token, you have to first create the tokens yourself. furthermore, the vast majority of the tokens you copy in hazel are smaller, less useful simple tokens. Zinnia makes good tokens. any card in your hand with zinnia on the field can be copied for 2 mana, with the copy being a 1/1. we don't care about power and toughness though (least of all because Zinnia themselves becomes bigger with every new token, making it an effective threat without even trying), we want token copies of strong creatures with good abilities. a token copy of a creature can often be much stronger than a nontoken creature. this is because the tokens can be doubled, populated, and copied very easily! Hazel might make a big board of dorks that can be tapped for mana, but Zinnia makes a big board of threats that have strong and valuable abilities, especially in tandem with each other. if i was building the deck, i'd think Sakashima of a Thousand Faces would be a relevant include, copying creatures and offspringing himself for even more, while enabling legends that go infinite with a copy of themselves (my lovely Omarthis, Ghostfire Initiate jumps to mind!) to be offspringed as well for a GG.

the bloomburrow face commanders are probably my favorite set of them we've ever had. id love to know your opinions: do you think this is the strongest overall set of face commanders? furthermore, what's your favorite set of face commanders? id love to hear! thanks for reading :D

[crybabytoy59]

If you’re willing too open your little heart. Pt2.

Mommy loves you baby talk to you tomorrow night night sweetheart..

That was it I did as told to the letter 45 mins later lay’in with teddy face down I kissed him and told him that I loved Mommy Susan so much I wanted to cry…

I snuggled into teddy welling up I fell asleep….

Susan had watched everything from her flat the now installed cameras in his home watching his Every movement and sound ! 

She was impressed how quickly the hypnosis tapes had worked there magic !

He had followed her tasks to the letter..

Susan was feeling so horny now as she pushed the app on her mobile sending the 8hr loop to babyslave’s ear phones!

The recording setting new trigger words for her to play with both mentally and physically…

Susan moved the vibrator close to her sex as she arched listening to him grunt in his sleep.. as he filled his diaper full of a hot Poopies Load ! 

30min later Susan arched screaming out a huge orgasm squirting liquid into the waiting pants ! 

She wiped up the mess then sealed the pants into a plastic bag with the date on it ! …

Time for a hot shower and bed as she had a very early start tomorrow baby Stephanie had her dentist appointment and She would be taking baby there !…

Baby awoke at 4am….

OMG he had pooped during his sleep !!

This was a first for him it felt uncomfortable and cold now so he gingerly got out of bed crinkled to the toilet to take the caked poopy diaper off to shower…

In the shower he could help but think over the previous days events as he winced washing his tender butt ! 

He started to get erect spreading his legs and arms wide he rubbed his member off the wet wall moaning…

That’s when it happened he heard a voice ! 

Shit it was Susan !! …. 

He desperately tried to get rid of his excitement but she opened the bathroom door ..

”Hello little one hurry up and finish your shower so Mommy can get you ready for the dentist appointment darling”

She left the bathroom …

That was close sissy thought, as he finished up the excitement ebbed.

Mommy came back into the shower with a large pink towel that had his name on it ? 

Embroidery at its Center had “Baby Stephanie” in different colours..

She smiles at her new toy “handies up !”

I loved being dried by Susan this was thesecond time and like the first it was Devine especially that I could now get excited without feeling I was doing it behind her back so too speak…

She tickled me teasing me over my excited state giggling with me. 

It felt so natural like I had known Susan all my life and she had been my Mommy! 

She then led me back to my bedroom as She opened the door I froze ! 

There was a strange girl in my room ! 

Mommy pushed me forward as I looked at her …”pplease Mommy mm” 

I was cut off by Susan as she put her hand too my lips !

 “Hush baby not a word from you we have a lot to get done so comple Silence  baby girl!”

She walked me forward in front of the girl she was in her 30’s 5’6�� dressed in a white short tunic with a wide black belt at her waist white thighs and black short boots, her jet black hair was in a high ponytail…

She was quite cute.

“This is my good friend Anna but you will call her Aunty Anna from now on baby girl, she is here to help Mommy get you ready for your appointment now lay on the bed and spread your leggies for us !”

As I did mommy gave me teddy to hold as the new girl smiled down at me “Open wide baby girlie!”

She had my dummy ..,

Mommy opened a box taking out a Cage ! 

Pop’in my balls through the pink ring she pushed the cage up over my swollen member as the blood was pushed back out I panted, this made them both giggle !

A key into the wee lock barrel was removed as I now was locked away .. 

Aunty Anna had pulled up cuffs from under the bed taking teddy from me she cuffed my hands above my head…

As Mommy lifted my legs over her shoulders she pulled me hard down the bed ! As Aunty pulled a second belt over my waist ! 

Mommy pushed my legs backwards to Aunty Anna as my rear lifted off the bed ! 

Aunty cuffed them with short chains to my wrist cuffs ! …

Mommy came to kneel at my face…

“Baby Stephane who told you to take your diaper off and shower ? No that’s right nobody ! Baby’s don’t do that do they .. that’s far too big for a baby like you so missy what did Mommy tell you about being big ? .. No tears won’t wash missy !”

 Aunty Anna barked at me !

“Open wide bad girlie!”

She took my dummy out then forced a large ball gag in strapping it tightly ! 

Mommy was already at my air borne rear as a spanking started ! 

She was spanking me In front of her friend !! 

“Bad baby you do as you are told how dare you take your diaper off a poppie one at that ! As for what happened in the shower young lady ! That will not be happening again baby Stephanie your new cage will see to that as baby will be in it until Mommy gets a smaller one for you !”

My rear was soon on fire as it was still tender from the day before  ! 

Mommy stopped to talk to me ..

“Now are you going to stop trying to be big unless Mommy let’s you ? ( I nodded frantically as I didn’t want another spanking !) you had best be little lady ! Now let’s get you ready for your dental appointment darling”

Mommy lifted a plug covered in lub as she slowly pushed it up up rear I moaned ..

Aunty teased me ..

“My my baby Stephanie I think you like things up there don’t you little one ! Aunty Anna will have to remember that for this weekend princess “

Mommy had my silk baby suit with the frilly puffy sleeves and arms plus my crybaby romper and a pink diaper with my noisy plastic pants ! 

They rubbed baby powder over my entire body ! There was No hiding from it strong smell now as they put me in the diaper and plastic pants followed by my grow ! 

Mommy then dressed me in shorts and a white T-shirt ! 

I was sure you could see the frilly chest heart through the white shirt but I didn’t have time to ponder as Mommy put my fleece on me I felt relief… socks  and my trainers were next….

They then put a wrist cuff on me with a lead …

“Let’s go missy !”

Mommy walked me to her car by the lead I hope nobody was looking at me ! 

Aunty Anna came with us as I sat silent in the rear of the car.

At the Dentist mommy got out walking into the surgery… 

coming back a bit later.

“She opened the door removed the lead and cuff “Now baby girlie no talking Mommy will do all that for you darling !”

No way how could she ? 

Inside the receptionist smiled at me ..

“You can both go in they are ready for you !”

I walked with mommy stunned by what was happening? …

As I entered the dentist room there’re were two girls.

“Come in Susan if you get him to take a seat please” 

The taller girl who was the nurse said to mommy as I got into the chair slightly red faced the Dentist pulled up a stool she was sitting in pulling my Jaw down slightly she fed a lower shield into my mouth with pink goo in it…

Then spoke to mommy Susan..

“ So he is having an upper and lower  gum-shield made yes ?”

Mommy told her yes..

“Usually we only make an upper or lower for night time teeth grinding..”

Mommy smiled down at me looking over to the dentist she replied to her….

“We want an upper and lower as he is using a Dummy at nights so we don’t want any teeth displacement “

The Dentist looked puzzled but accepted her answer looking down at me she smirked liking me right in the eyes…

“So did the accident leave him mentally scarred?”

Susan looked at me again ..

“Yes he has nightmares both at night and daytime on occasions”

The dentist was pushing at the goo as it hardened she pulled it out handing it to the nurse… 

A second upper shield was pushed home making me gag ! As it went quite far down my throat …

I start welling up ! ...

The dentist wiped my eyes for me tenderly .. but her kindness made me start crying ! 

“Am sorry have I hurt him ?”

Mommy was quick to answer the dentist…

“ No No it’s just he gets stressed after the accident so often regresses that causes him to cry..”

Susan took my hand…

“It’s ok darling the lady is only taking an impression for your shield just relax ( Mommy wiped my cheek) “Wee-Wee”....breaths will help

I suddenly wet my diaper ! At the key  trigger words  “Wee-Wee“ ! ..

Mommy smiled at the Dentist as finally she grinned ear too ear ! ! 

Realising what was going on the Dentist spoke to me…

“ It’s ok we are almost done just a little tug now and you can rinse out your mouth for me would you like that ?”

I nodded to her as the nurse came back to take the upper mould from her.

As the nurse left the Dentist again spoke but this time softly…

“Open wide for me …(I did as asked) …How old ?”

Susan was still beaming ! 

As she lent over to whispering… 3yrs old”

The Dentist had her first two fingers in my mouth picking out bits of the mould material…but it was how she was doing it ! 

In wee circles of my mouth tracing my teeth at the gums…

Then she started forcing them over my tongue towards the back of my throat..

I wrenched slightly but she told me to be still…

I looked at Mommy in panic as I didn’t want to be pathetic..

Mommy rubbed my cheek as I heard the door open then close…

Mommy looked right at me ! 

Baby Stephanie if you are sick here darling Mommy will punish you do you understand baby girl ?”

I nodded..

“So he is a baby girl? …can I feel her top as I did wonder “

Mommy smiled nodding.. 

The Dentist felt under the large bib, to my silk baby grow ! 

“My my baby girl we are just the cutest…. Close your mouth and suckle my fingers !”

She started moving them back and forth in my mouth as more and more saliva built up I wrenched at each push to gag me ! 

Tears now forming in my eyes seemed to spur her on …

As the nurse came back in she withdrew her fingers… 

“Sit up and rinse please”

As I did saliva drooling into the wee steel sink as I lifted the pink fluid to rinse..

The Dentist swapped a business cards with Susan, telling her they would call when they were ready at 5pm.

The nurse was cleaning up I quickly followed Susan but the Dentist patted my rear smiling she whispered into my ear...

“See you soon baby Stephani”….

I was in a state ! 

Wet diaper and physically shaky over what I had just been through…

Mommy took my hand walking me out to the car where Aunty Anna was now in the back seats waiting on me ! 

As I got in she spoke to Mommy ..

“Was baby a good girl ?”

“Yes Aunty Anna she was on her best behaviour ! I think she even made a new friend today didn’t we princess !”

Wess Mommy ! 

Aunty Anna smiled at me pressing my shorts “Did baby Stephanie wet her Diaperfor Mommy in front of the nice lady Dentist cutie ?”

Wess Aunty Anna…

Aunty Anna suddenly smacked my bare thigh ! Thwack !!

“Yes you did what baby girlie !”

Wess Aunty Anna Babysw’ave wet fwor Mommy in’fwont o’wv  Dent’wist lady !

“Much better Baby girlie Open Wide ! (I had my Cock dummy pushed into my mouth ruffly by Aunty Anna !) Spread your knees wide ! wider !! baby feeties together !”

Mommy cuffed my ankles as Aunty put thigh cuffs above my knees via a spreader bar !

I got the feeling something was about to happen? ….

But to my surprise Mommy simply drove back to my house…parking in my driveway.

She got out of the car and went inside as Aunty Anna took my seatbelt off me she spoke to me..

“You be a very clever baby now ok or Mommy and I will be very angry do I make myself clear ?…

I nodded to her but she suddenly smacked me between the legs to a loud thud from my diaper !

“Do I make Myself Clear Babyslave !”

Wess Aunty Anna ! I muffled from behind the cock gag…

“Your manners are terrible baby Stephanie but Mommy and I are about to change that today princess! Trust me you are going to become the best baby girlie ! With complete Obedience !”

Mommy came back to the car opening my door she looked at me with a wicked smile I had never seen before ! …

“Now baby Stephanie this is a very special day for you darling as your going to have an Obedience training day ..Take your top off please ! Eh Now princess !”

I very nervously did as told hopefully nobody in my street was watching ! 

Mommy and Aunty then put my pink Baby reines on me ! 

OMG I was going to be walked into my house with my pink frilly silk top on show with my baby reines !

But Mommy went into her pocket bringing out a pair of bandage  scissors as she knelt down to cut my Shorts off me !

Pweese Mommy nooo !

Thwack ! Mommy smacked my other thigh …

“ Quite baby no talking just do as your told !… Now out the car and let’s get you in “

I struggled in my current state to lift my bound legs out the car as they both giggled at my effort’s..

The short hobbled walk seemed to take for ever as I truly wanted inside so as not to be Seen ! 

In my front porch I was panting past the cock Dummy …

As Aunty shut the door .. mommy patted my rear.

 “Think someone enjoyed that listen to you baby girlie panting on your cock dummy ! Your so cute darling” 

Mommy kissed my cheek. X

“Be a brave girlie ok baby?”

Wess Mommy..

She pulled a small box from her pocket opened it. Inside was contact lenses in pink with white centres !

“Handies behind your back for us princess..clever girlie Aunty Anna can you hold baby Stephanie’s headie still !”

This was a side of Susan I had never seen up until now …

As she put the lenses in Aunty Anna teased me …

“Clever Baby girlie just be a good baby for us and this will be a lovely day..If not well princess things will become Very uncomfortable!”

What did she mean uncomfortable ?

“Now look at Mommy please … how many fingers ? You can baby talk when spoken to baby Stephanie “

Twoo mommy…

Clever girlie baby princess.. (she moved her hand to the side as Aunty held me firmly so as not to follow mommy’s fingers) 

How many darling?”

I dwont knoow mommy ?

“Clever Baby girlie that’s the correct answer mommy is very proud of you princess.. now follow Mommy on all fours !”

Getting down with my leggies spread by the bar was quite hard as Aunty Anna still had my handies behind me… once on my knees she let them go so I could crawl …

Mommy lead me by my Raines to my room as we got inside I was shocked to see my room had been rearranged ! 

My bed was gone and a mattress was on the floor on top of a small plinth surrounded by white fence rails, at the headboard it had three holes for my head and wrists In two half’s that pulled apart !

This new cot was around 5ft wide by 7ft long the mattress was white rubber with a Full sugafix bed restraint system with a white straight jacket at its Center …

In the corner next to my mirror wardrobe was a huge pink leather padded chair that looked like a throne ! 

The only other thing was a beautiful white dressing table and wee stool….to the side of this dresser was box pigeon holes three each side, they were filled with disposable nappies all different cartoon types, plus plain pink and black ones they had a wee name plate at each one said “Bad baby Stephanie”… the other said “Clever princess” ! 

Mommy lifted the pink throne to the middle of the room….

“ Now Baby Stephanie back up to the chair !”

As I did they removed the ankle cuffs… 

Pulling a leg each they put my cuffs past the front legs passing a spreader bar under the chair clipping it to my ankles !

I cold now not move my legs as Mommy pulled me upward and back so the small of my back was resting on the front of the seat, then my arms were pulled backwards as they passed another bar behind the chair back cuffing my biceps followed by mittens that were now being pulled crisscross under the chair to my ankle bar Mommy and Aunty Anna pulled them ever so tightly making me arch my tummy up but forcing my headie forward..,

Mommy then spoke to me …

“Now baby girlie we are going to ask you a few questions darling ok ? 

Wess mommy ..

“Clever girlie mommy loves good manners Baby girlie… Ok look at mommy just ignore Aunty Anna !… Clever girlie baby.. Do you want to live 24/7 as My baby girlie Stephanie ? “

Wess Mommy…

“That would mean I will have control at All times and everything in your life is that truly what you want”

Wess mommy….

“Baby Stephanie do you know what CNC is darling ?”

Wess mommy….

“Are you willing to give mommy that absolute control baby girlie?”

Wess Mommy…

Clever girlie baby but louder for the camera darling !”

WESS MOMMY ! 

“Clever Baby girlie repeat that until Mommy says Stop !”

WESS MOMMY !

WESS MOMMY!! 

WESS MOMMY!!!

WESS MOMMY!!!!

“Is that ok ?…(Susan was talking to someone?)….perfect thank you if you can draft that we can bring her in to finalise things on Friday afternoon”

WESS MOMMY!!!!

WESS MOMMY!!!!!

“ Clever Baby girlie you can stop now open wide !”

Aunty Anna removed the cock dummy as Mommy appeared over my face …

“ Just be a clever little princess…here we go !”

Mommy had a long soft cock dildo ! 

She pushed it into my mouth forcing it until I wrenched….

Five mins later I had saliva everywhere..

Mommy giggled with Aunty as she put a bib on me that said baby Stephanie princess Cock sucker !”

O M G…. I thought it this was short lived as mommy started throat fucking me again with the dildo ! 

This time right to the back of my throat! As I wrenched heavily on the forth push I brought my breakfast up ! 

Mommy said nothing she disappeared as I lay panting ! She came back with a spoon lifting the sick out of the bib catcher ..

“Open wide we don’t waste good food here little one !”

Pweese mommy ! 

“ Open wide no talking do as you are told baby Stephanie !”

Was this the same girl I knew ? 

Susan seemed so stern !

It was Horrible but Aunty Anna simply held my nose as Mommy fed me All of it ! 

Then she simply started my throat fucking again ! 

“ Baby Stephanie you had best learn fast princess or things are about to get much worse little lady !”

I burst out crying…

“No baby tears don’t wash with us princess ! “

“Now keep that down !”

Aunty barked at me ! ..

As Mommy resumed my throat invasion I tried with everything I had ..

the dildo slipped down my throat fully !

“ My My much better see you can do it baby girlie ! Welll done your going to be Mommy’s special Cock Sucking Princess!”

They both laughed as I started bawling like a three year old !….

“Now baby girlie Mommy wants you to go Poopies for us… Big deep breath and push hard past your pluggie… Yes baby girlie it will come past your pluggie with some effort… If you go Poopies Mommy will stop fucking your cute baby throat ok ?”

Wup..WESS…wup Mommy..ugguug..uuggguugg…

It was relentless as I grunted hard suddenly my rear relaxed and collapsed to the pressure from me pushing so hard ! 

It came gushing out of me noisily past the plug … but something completely unexpected happened… 

I started screaming….

Not in pain I was coming in the wet filthy diaper !!

“Dirty wee princess are you doing a cummie without your Mommy’s permission? … Open wide little lady !”

Mommy gagged me with a pair of hot wet piss panties then Aunty Anna wound electric tap around my mouth behind my headie over and over very tight, as Mommy got a surgical mask to put on me that had a tube from it ! This she pushed into the back of my rubber pants!

“Clever Baby girlie you lay there for a wee bit and rest Aunty Anna and I have one more surprise for you then we can get you down for your afternoon nap darling baby girlie”

The smell was instant a mix of rubber Poopies pee pee’s and cummies!

They both left the room …

As I lay there panting in the smell I was getting turned on again the pain from the cage was bad but I just wanted more realise ! ….

When they both came back I was trying to get some relief from my predicament by thrusting into the diaper ! 

Mommy came into my pink blurry Vision…..

“Eh baby girlie stop that Now !”

They unfastened me as I panted in the smell from my diaper ! …

I was taken to my bathroom where they stripped me …

I was put into the shower first then they had me sit in the bath as they both washed me ever so gently it was fantastic and such a beautiful thing, given how Wicked they had just been to me ? 

My mind was truly in over drive now over everything that had happened!

When mommy kissed me on the cheek..

“Hey baby it’s ok calm down mommy has you princess!”

Unbeknownst to me I was crying ? 

WTF was happening to me it was like I wanted to cry at the slightest thing ?

[theostrophywife]

Hi! Can I request an Az x reader where its just like a bunch of fluff during Christmas time? Like decorating and baking, etc?

winter solstice.

author's note: to all my azriel girlies out there, i got you. here's a purely fluffy holiday piece for our favorite bat boyfriend.

There was nothing quite as magical as Winter Solstice in Velaris. 

You spent the majority of the year in quiet anticipation, awaiting the crisp winter air, the fresh powdered snow, and most importantly, the annual Winter Solstice fair. The festivity was a week-long celebration held in the city and showcased vendors, artists, and food from the four palaces. Amongst your favorite activities were drinking spiked hot chocolate, building snow castles, and watching the faelight show that you’ve adored since you were a child, but by far the best part of this season was getting to spend it with Azriel. 

Your mate knew how much you loved Winter Solstice and made it a point to accompany you to all your favorite activities even if it involved getting drunk on warm cider and causing a tinsel explosion in your shared flat. Azriel would do anything to put a smile on his mate's face, including cleaning up your mess and tucking you into bed clad in your favorite cozy pajamas. The twin of which you insisted he wear as well.

You considered yourself incredibly lucky to have a mate that put up with your antics. Azriel spoiled you beyond belief and you loved every second of it, but not nearly as much as you loved Azriel himself.

It was only the first day of the festivities and so far you’ve baked, decorated, and drank your fill of spiked hot chocolate. According to the shadowsinger, this was just a glimpse of what he had planned. 

“Can you at least give me a hint?” 

You balanced on your tiptoes, dangling a crystal star in front of your mate’s face as he loops a string of faelights around the pine tree that you picked out together the night before. Azriel shakes his head, chuckling as you pout in return. You’ve been dying to know what this mysterious plan of his was since the minute he’d woken you up this morning, but so far he hasn’t given you any hints besides telling you to dress for the cold. The male was a steel trap of secrecy. Damn him and his spymaster skills. 

Still, you couldn’t even pretend to be mad at Azriel. Not after the amazing morning you’ve had baking holiday cookies and decorating your entire flat with faelights, tinsel, and glitter. The latter of which was currently covering Azriel’s knit sweater. The sight made you grin. You were so used to seeing him in his Illyrian leathers that the cream, cable knit sweater combined with his blue flannel pajamas made him seem like a whole new male. If only the rest of Prythian could see the feared shadowsinger donning fuzzy bunny slippers. You giggled as you flicked the front of his sweater, causing flecks of glitter to rain down onto the carpeted floor. 

“You’re lucky you’re cute,” you declare with a huff. 

The shadowsinger tickled your sides before sweeping you into his arms. He was surprisingly warm and smelled of his usual night chilled mist and cedar with a hint of pine and dark chocolate. You squeal in delight as he peppers you with kisses. 

“I promise that the surprise will be worth the wait, my love.” Azriel declares as he scoops you up into his arms. “Now come on, I believe our tree needs its star.” 

Perched on Azriel’s shoulder, you carefully positioned the crystal star on top of the tree. You tapped it once and the ornament sparkled, casting an iridescent glow upon your entire flat. 

“It’s beautiful.” 

Your mate sets you down and wraps his arms around your waist before spinning you to face him.

“So are you, my love.”

“No peeking.” Azriel warns as he fastens the blindfold behind your head. 

After your busy and festive morning, you and your mate finally made it out of the flat and into the city. Azriel still wouldn’t budge when it came to revealing his plans, hence the blindfold. You braced yourself as he took off in flight, nestling into the warm cocoon of his shadows as Azriel careens through the skies. 

You weren’t airborne for long and landed a few minutes later. Judging by the excited chatter and the faint carols echoing all around, Azriel had taken you somewhere near the four market squares. The crunch of the fresh powdered snow underneath your feet was a pleasant sound and you felt giddy with excitement as the scent of caramel candy apples hit you full force. 

“You can look now.” 

You eagerly tear off the blindfold only to be greeted with the sight of your friends grinning back at you. The Inner Circle gathered upon the banks of the Sidra River, its icy waters frozen solid underneath you. Fresh powdered snow coated the makeshift wooden barriers that encompassed the whole rink, which was decorated with trinkets and ornaments that rivaled the decorations you had at home. All around you, High Fae and faerie alike whizzed past in a blur of joyful cheer and laughter. It was an absolute dream.

"Surprise!"

“Oh. My. Gods.” 

A high pitched squeal escapes your mouth as you encompass your friends into a group hug. 

“I’m guessing this means she likes it?” Cassian asks with an amused tone. 

“Loves it.” Azriel quips with a grin.

A few moments later, you were all laced up into a pair of ice skates and sliding gracefully into the ice rink. Beside you, Azriel struggled with his footing until you grabbed him by the hand and carefully led him further into the mouth of the Sidra. He grinned sheepishly and gods the sight of it felt like an ash arrow piercing through your heart. Your mate was so breathtakingly beautiful it nearly knocked the air out of your lungs. 

The both of you took it slow, circling around the frozen river while the rest of your friends followed suit. Everyone seemed to be slowly acclimating to the icy terrain. The ever so graceful High Lord was currently desperately clinging onto Feyre while Mor and Amren stuck to the edges as they pieced together the momentum and velocity they needed without falling on top of one another. Even Cassian was bested by the ice. For all his muscle and strength, the Lord of Bloodshed was no match against the slippery floor. Nesta, on the other hand, was skating circles around everyone. You weren’t the least bit surprised. She was a graceful dancer. It only made sense that it translated to skating as well. 

“I think I finally found the one thing that I’m better at than you, Az.” 

Azriel squeezes your fingers, pulling you close to his side without a hint of shame. His wings playfully brush over your shoulders, providing him more balance. 

“I’ll take any excuse to keep my mate close. Even if I make an absolute fool of myself.” 

You chuckle as you spin in circles around him. “At least you’re doing better than Cas.” 

“Hey! I heard that,” Cassian grumbles. The Illyrian warrior teetered on his skates, barely gaining an inch of movement as his wings wobbled behind him. You couldn't help but laugh. It was akin to watching a newborn learn how to walk.

Just to annoy him even further, you skate over to his side and trace a figure eight underneath you before executing a series of spins that made everyone around you gape in awe.

“Showoff.”

“Perhaps you can try this move next time you and Az decide to have another icy showdown with the Vanserras."

Cassian shoots you a vulgar gesture in response, which only makes you laugh. 

Despite the cold, you thoroughly enjoyed yourself that afternoon. By the time the sunset finally rolled around, Azriel declared that he had one last surprise for you. After a round of warm cider and candy apples, you and the Inner Circle parted ways. The rest of your friends were off to explore the games, sculptures, and shows happening all around the market squares while Azriel flew you to the top of the highest building in the city. 

Fresh powdered snow fell steadily from the sky as you and Azriel perched on the balcony. From this vantage point, you could see the crowd milling about in the streets, their faces bright and happy as they drank, ate, and joined in on the merriment of the holidays. It fills you with warmth to see the citizens of Velaris celebrating after all this city has been through. 

Azriel hugs you from behind, resting his chin on the crook of your shoulder as he points to the horizon. 

“One last surprise.” 

One by one, the buildings flicker with different colored faelights, blanketing the city with the brilliance of the rainbow. Across the starry night, an assortment of jewel toned lights sparkled above the frozen Sidra, spelling a clear message: marry me?

You spun on your heel to find a sprig of mistletoe hanging between you and your mate. A velvet bow was fastened at the end of the branches and in its folds lay an enormous sapphire ring set in a stunning array of diamonds. Azriel carefully untangles the ring and kneels before you. 

Your heart was beating so loudly that the sound was ringing in your ears. 

“All my life, I have searched for a place to belong. In you, I have found a best friend, a lover, but most importantly, a home. You are my haven and you taught me that there is beauty in vulnerability. You have made me into a better male in every way possible and I’ve never felt safer than when you’re by my side. I love you more than the moon and stars. Being your mate is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me, but I’d like to also have the privilege of calling you my wife. What do you say, my love?” 

The tears were falling before you even realized that you were crying. Gods, this male. It would’ve been more plausible to number the stars in the sky than to measure the amount of love you had for your mate. 

You look into those sincere hazel eyes, cupping your entire world in your hands as you smile up at your mate.

“You’re the love of my life, Azriel. The shooting star that lights up even the darkest of nights. You showed me how to love and be loved. Sometimes I think you were made just for me. I am yours till the end of my days and even beyond that. Of course I’ll marry you.” 

Without hesitation, Azriel picks you up and presses his lips against yours. You smile into the kiss, tangling your fingers through his dark locks. The bond snaps between you, lighting your very souls as you send the overwhelming surge of love you felt for this male through the connection you shared. 

Azriel was your best friend. Your mate. And now, your soon to be husband. 

“I can’t wait to be your wife,” you say with a grin. 

Azriel kisses the tip of your nose. “I can’t wait to be your husband.” 

“My husband,” you say, testing the word. “Gods, that’s so fucking sexy.” 

Your mate grins mischievously. “Why don’t I fly us back to the flat so I can show you just how sexy your future husband can be?” 

“Your future wife would like that very much, Az.”

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Fantasy High: Junior Year Episode 5 Quotes

Back to all Fantasy High: Junior Year quotes

"Anyone can make an arcana check to understand time loops."

"Cassandra, ride on the back of my motorcycle into the tartar sauce, I love you!"

"Fuck, she's shimmying! She's fucking shimmying!"

"Gorgug, as he sees this, thinks, 'everything is gonna be okay'."

"Hey girlie. One more roll, girlie."

"I need to emphasize the fact that I had never played D&D before when I made this character, and I'm stuck with her and her minus three to Dex."

"I wanna jump on a table. It's a new year, baby."

"No foul magic shall appear when Conor Counterspell is here!"

"No spoilers, but show us the buff versions of our minis."

"Now you have Bardic Shrimpspiration."

"Oh my god. Gilear made you lactose intolerant?"

"Oh no, it's spicy tonight at the dome, folks."

"Say hi Intrepid Heroes! ...There was no after bit?"

"Wizards of the mall, have you ever wanted to beat the shit out of a jock who made fun of you in high school?"

"You're telling me I told my god something my therapist told me, and now she's gonna kill me?"

[definitelynotshouting]

got tagged by my beloved @sillyfairygarden for the "list 5 songs you have on repeat" ask game :]

Forever by Noah Kahan which has been playing on loop in my brain for the past four days straight while i worked on my latest fic, which pulls some of the lyrics for its title!! Admittedly this song isn't my favorite by him, im more of a Paul Revere girlie, but i utterly adore the chorus and it massages my brain each time i hear it :]

Spectator by Friday Pilots Club which has like. THE dirtiest bass line ive heard in a while and also includes one of my magical earworm chord transitions in the chorus. Like holy shit. My brain is melting in the BEST of ways and ive been looping it whenever i want to feel action-y without actually thinking

On a much lighter musical note ive been listening a lot to Arboretum by Sparkbird since it first came out like two weeks ago, which like, shout out to the anon who introduced me to him im so hooked now. Im utterly obsessed with the different tempos and times meshed together in this song so seamlessly, and the lyrics are like POETRY (this song has also made it to my scarian playlist LOL the lyrics are so top tier for them imo)

. dont look at me but this is my number one song to loop when i need to get shit done and want an insanely catchy tune to do it with anyway go listen to Vending Machine of Love by The Stupendium i promise you it is so so funny and so so worth it (and full of INSANE wordplay too) (also it IS suggestive so keep that in mind if u go to listen)

This list would not be complete by me without a City and Colour song so i offer up The Love Still Held Me Near, which is SO GORGEOUS and constantly makes me think of lighthouses and fog and crashing seas.... this is my go-to loop for his songs rn its so full of life and energy while still feeling melancholy in a gorgeously aching way im OBSESSED OKAY GO LISTEN YOU WANNA LISTEN TO THIS SOOOO BAD GO GO GO ‼️‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥💥💥

Okay i am tagginggggg.... @squish--squash @corvidaearts @cocoabats @emberglowfox @raichett :]