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“I think I said The Nutcracker…embarrassing.”

Catwoman (2018) #57

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“Why are you so upset about adult content bans? You don’t even post that stuff. can’t you just look at porn somewhere else?”

Well, you see, I have this small problem where my very existence is considered adult content by a small but very powerful group of people and I actually rather enjoy being able to exist in public without restriction so uhhhh put that in your bong and smoke it kiddo.

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do you think you could take a vampire?

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my cat Meatball’s hanukkah sweater started kinda coming off, so my girlfriend went to fix it, and as she did so she said to him, in her most tender and maternal voice, “aww, is your shirt coming off? whore”

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"Realistically an 8/9/10/whatever year old couldn't do that" yeah alright that's true but we're talking about Dick Grayson who is unrealistically hypercompetent full stop because he's a superhero comics character. Bruce Wayne is also extremely unrealistically hypercompetent at basically everything except his own close personal relationships. Superhero comics are unrealistic.

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does anyone else remember when peoples talking point against asexuality being a queer identity was to make up a cisgender heterosexual but aromantic man who wanted to get in to all the lgbt society meetings or was that just an embarrassing thing people i knew did

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marvel universe tumblr discourse

🧸 randomperson1-deactivated

not naming names but the way some of y'all depict mutants in your writing is really problematic ngl :/

🫥🔁 mutantontumblr-deactivated

okay um this is obviously about me lol and fyi i AM a mutant and i don't post on here just for flatscans on the internet to tell me what i can and can't do. got enough of that irl lmfao.

🌄🔁 some-guy-online-deactivated

hey don't call people flatscans it's inflammatory!!

🫥🔁 mutantontumblr-deactivated

are you kidding me

⏳🔁 average-x-men-fan-deactivated

lmao next bros gonna tell us cis is a slur

🧸🔁 randomperson1-deactivated

@mutantontumblr this post was NOT about you. i don't even know you. maybe go touch grass or something idk.

🫥🔁 mutantontumblr-deactivated

actually my mutation makes all living things i touch DIE so thanks for reminding me of how much my life sucks and all the things i can't do

actually you know what. fuck you asshole. blocked.

🍁🔁 guywhoposts-deactivated

anyone in this thread smoke weed

🕺🔁 readpeoplesurls

and they're all deactivated...

❎🔁 mutantheritageposts

mutant heritage post

🤖🔁 mutantblrhistorian

it's been years but for extra context if anyone wants it: op was actually a mutant depowered by the decimation and mutantontumblr was an ex-brotherhood member who literally killed people. careful who you reblog folks.

👾🔁 realmutantblrhistorian

prev does not know what they're talking about they've said multiple times that they're a shitpost blog it's actually on their pinned. please i'm begging you stop rbing their addition like it's fact. only correct thing they've said is "be careful who you reblog folks"

🦔🔁 mrconfused

hey what the fuck

🎉🔁 ilovetumblr

now THIS is a heritage post

#saved #mutant tag #my fave posts #no idea what's real in this one and idec

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Back north for Christmas and I found my old sketchbook so… art dump I guess?

2011 (12 years old)

2012 (13)

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Younger writers. Please, just know that you could not skip to different songs on a cassette tape, that’s CDs. With tapes you pressed fast forward or rewind and prayed.

Also, VHS tapes did not have menu screens. Your only options were play, fast forward, rewind, pause, stop, or eject.

Y’all are making me feel like the crypt keeper here, I’m begging you 😭

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This is J1407b. The planet with the largest ring system.