#mae young

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Okay, so maybe this isn't a great comparison but I just keep thinking about it. Smoke tossing Madam Bo over the balcony at the Tea House just gives me such Bubba Ray Dudley putting Mae Young through a table vibes.

Like, I imagine Madam Bo (since she came up with Raiden and Lao's test scenario) telling Tomas, "...And then you throw me over the balcony" and Tomas is like "UM WHAT????"

Because I guess initially Bubba Ray didn't want to do it, but ended up being fired up for it and Mae Young was just such a fucking badass. (I've heard different versions regarding his change of heart. Don't quote me but the one that stuck with me is that she was basically like, "Man up and do it.")

Anyway, there's my nonsensical MK headcanon for the day (and it didn't even involve Bi-Han; how did that happen?)

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Another behind the scenes of "Queen of the Ring"

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The Royal Rumble Marathon: 2000

We’ve rumbled into 2000.

Warning, spoilers for past Rumbles.

The undercard:

Kurt Angle vs Taz. Taz wins in a surprisingly short match. Taz ends Kurt’s undefeated streak.

The Hardys (with Terri Runnels) promo.

The Hardys vs the Dudley Boys in a table match. Typical table match.

Kurt Angle promo as he recovers from being choked out.

Miss Rumble contest hosted by Jerry Lawler.

Judges: Jimmy Valiant, Sgt Slaughter, Tony Garea, Fabulous Moolah, Classie Freddie Blassie, and Andy Richter.

Partcipants: Ivory, Terri Runnels, Jacqueline, B.B. (Barbara Bush), Luna Vachon, the Kat (Stacey Carter), Mae Young

Mae Young unleashes the power of the puppies much to the disgust of Lawler and the other participants. Freddie Blassie is cheering her on in the background. Mark Henry comes out and covers Mae up.

Mae is declared the winner in a unanimous decision.  The segment was a waste of time and the talents of Ivory, Jacqueline and Luna until Mae came out and saved it.

Jericho and Chyna promo followed by a “do not try this at home” ad.

Hardcore Holly vs Chris Jericho vs Chyna for the Intercontinental title. Jericho wins in a fine match.

Rock promo where he claims Crash Holly and Headbanger Mosh will be his toughest opponents in the Rumble.

New Age Outlaws vs the Acolytes recap video.

New Age Outlaws vs the Acolytes for the Tag titles.  Outlaws win in a short match due to X-Pac’s interference.

Cactus Jack vs Triple H (with Stephanie) in a street fight for the World championship. Hunter wins in a fun match. Cactus Jack beats Hunter up even more after the match.

Linda McMahon promo.

History of the Rumble recap video.

The Rumble entrants, in order of appearance:

D-Lo Brown

Grand Master Sexay (Brian Christopher)

Mosh of the Headbangers

Christian

Rikishi

Scotty Too Hotty

Steve Blackman

Viscera (Mabel)

Big Boss Man

Test

Davey Boy Smith

Gangrel

Edge

Bob Backlund

Chris Jericho

Crash Holly

Chyna

Farooq

Road Dogg

Al Snow

Val Venis

Prince Albert

Hardcore Holly

The Rock

Billy Gunn

Big Show

Bradshaw

Kane (with Tori)

The Godfather (with a Ho train)

X-Pac

Winner: The Rock

First-time Rumblers: Grand Master Sexay, Christian, Scotty Too Hotty, Chris Jericho, Crash Holly, Prince Albert, Big Show

Surprise Entrants: Bob Backlund, Kaientai (unofficially), Mean Street Posse (unofficially)

Rumble Highlights: Too Cool and Rikishi dance-a-thon

Most Eliminations: Rikishi

Rating: 8 out of 10. The undercard was fun and the Rumble itself was fine.

Wrestlers and others who have passed on: Howard Finkel, Fabulous Moolah, Classy Freddie Blassie, Johnny Valiant, Luna Vachon, Mae Young, Chyna, Grand Master Sexay, Viscera, Big Boss Man, Davey Boy Smith, Crash Holly

Total Number of Deceased Individuals: 12 (up 3 from the previous Rumble)

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Once again, it all speaks for itself.

Things that have actually happened in pro wrestling:

The world’s strongest man slept with a 77 year old woman who then gave birth to a severed human hand, which grew up and re-appeared years later.

It was established that these two are related.

One wrestler kidnapped another’s mother and declared that their match would become a “Judy Bagwell on a forklift match” with a straight face.

Ladder match for a kid’s custody papers.

WWE’s CEO was going to do a storyline where he was straight-up murdered in a limo explosion, and the only reason he didn’t is because another wrestler died for real shortly after it started.

The inventor of the ‘mandible claw’ move, Doctor Sam Sheppard, became a wrestler after being acquitted of murdering his wife and not being able to go back to his old job because his skills rusted in prison. He used the name ‘Killer Sam Sheppard’ and claimed he could murder a man with his surgery skills, because I guess he just said ‘fuck it’ at that point.

Danhausen.

One wrestler got demon powers by running into the demon king Balor one night and beating the shit out of him on the side of the road.

One wrestler who was previously a cult leader and demonic murder clown is currently being haunted by his southern gentleman brain demon.

Wrestler and his southern gentleman brain demon teamed up to beat the shit out of someone in a match sponsored by mountain dew.

Someone almost won a match by rocking his opponent to sleep, tucking him in with a blanket, pillow, and kiss on the forehead, and having the ref very quietly count to three. It almost worked, but then the ref sneezed and the sleeping guy immediately kipped up and kicked his ass.

Vampires.

Rey Mysterio got thrown off the roof of a multi-story building and apparently didn’t die from that.

Dad beat the shit out of his son in a match sponsored by cinnamon toast crunch. The son turned evil in the first place because a lady repeatedly beat him up and choked him out with her legs until he joined forces with her.

One wrestler’s entire career up until his gimmick change was revealed to be a hallucination in the mind of an asylum patient, who then got possessed by Satan and murdered the two doctors watching over him before escaping and promptly going back to wrestling.

Someone looked at the black lives matter movement and said “what if we did that but instead of helping black people they wanted to destroy wwe.”

Undertaker got beaten up by middle-eastern terrorists.

There were plans for this man to be revealed as having planned 9/11.

What an art form.

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MAE YOUNG as a heel manager - Bay Area Wrestling 1992

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Wish would could have the Mae Young Classic again

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WWF No Mercy NUDE Mae Young & Fabulous Moolah vs Vince McMahon HUSH MONEY Handicap 18+ THIS VIDEO IS NOT MADE FOR KIDS!!! 18+ only Vince McMahon is involved in the Hush Money Scandal where he paid women to not disclose sexual assaults that they experienced or witnessed while working for the WWE. Mae Young and Fabulous Moolah make him PAY for that whole situation. The code for Nude Divas is 50000704 0000 81048BA2 8880 8104EDF2 897C 8104EA14 295D 8104C9D4 2C78 8104C9D6 2C7C 8104C9D8 0000 8104C9DA 0000 8104C9DC 0000 8104C9DE 0000 select swimsuit 1 for ring attire and none for upper body. Enjoy!!! :)

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Tag Team matchup:

Nell Stewart (Kelli Berglund) and Elvira Snodgrass (Marie Avgeropoulos)

vs.

Gladys "Kill Em" Gillem (Deborah Ann Woll) and Mae Young (Francesca Eastwood)

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Happy birthday Mae Young!

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Grammies!!!

season four? yes PLEASE <3333

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Kit with Ruby Bentall and Georgia-Mae Myers in Shakespeare's All's Well that Ends Well.

I'd sell my soul to see this play ...