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You are transferred into a novel you love but notice something is off. The characters are acting like a parody of themselves and you see someone you KNOW was not in the original that the world seems to love. You have the realization you were transferred to someone's self insert fanfic instead.

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We are going to bake a rainbow cake!

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Somehow the only thing I can focus on is that Zeus had christmas lights on between his horns...

And him sneaking a kiss from Odysseus of course

85% of this animatic is Odysseus being a depressed wet cat.

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The thing I hate most about open world video games is that I like the lore, but the whimsy is stronger.

Normal people: Ah, let's follow the road that will surely lead me to my objective!

Me: The wild is calling. Let's climb everything we can and get majorly lost.

Normal people: Alright, to get the trinket of bedulio, I should go west and then head towards..

Me: *diving deep into my inventory* You mean this thing?

Normal people: Now that I'm finally in the inner sanctum, I shall avenge you father!

Me: Wait where am I? Is this a cult? There is a cult in this game? Hold on am I in the main quest?

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A machinist

Jason: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Dick: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Tim: A realist sees a freight train.

Damian: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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The relationship between you and your elven partner was not meant to last. So now that they are talking about marriage, you are panicking about how you should tell them that you are not human and will most likely outlive them by hundreds of millenia.

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What if? Scenario: The gods consistently replace Zeus with the rock that Rhea used to trick Kronos

Children of Kronos: Rock!Zeus > Zeus

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Do you think the children of Kronos put a stone wearing a toga on Zeus' throne whenever he is not there and then just continue the meeting... somehow this works brilliantly.

Or simply confusing Zeus for a stone every time he is near one.

(Athena: Father, God King, rarely do I ask for favors. Now I'm knocking on your door. With hopes to save a friendship. With one who's a prisoner far from home. Odysseus.

Stone Zeus:

Athena: Thank you Father!

Poseidon in the background: *gasps* but brother!)

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Do you think the children of Kronos put a stone wearing a toga on Zeus' throne whenever he is not there and then just continue the meeting... somehow this works brilliantly.

Or simply confusing Zeus for a stone every time he is near one.

(Athena: Father, God King, rarely do I ask for favors. Now I'm knocking on your door. With hopes to save a friendship. With one who's a prisoner far from home. Odysseus.

Stone Zeus:

Athena: Thank you Father!

Poseidon in the background: *gasps* but brother!)

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As far you can tell, you're one of the few "regular" folks left in the royal court. Everyone with any notoriety, influence, or special abilities seems to have been replaced by one of what you call "the isekai people", none of whom seem to realize that they're not the only one like them here.

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I’ve been waiting for this song to be released for so long! And now, my take on it is finally here!

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We knew it was hopeless the moment we saw the enemy ships. Huge space crafts of at least a km long. There was no way we could have won this fight, but united we stand and united we fall. All countries of the world gathered their arms and we stood tall even though we were losing terribly. The major cities were the first that fell and the alien forces spread out from those locations.

All hope was lost, but we still fought. We would not give up, not when so many people still depended on us. We certainly had not expected any reinforcements. A house held up by balloons was seen flying towards one of the enemy ships, before it exploded. Some people claimed that one ship was brought down by the trees. The ship suddenly sprouting a giant tree.

Others claimed that a tsunami washed into the city directed by a guy in an orange shirt, and the only ones who died were the enemy. And even more claimed that they saw storm troopers fighting the aliens? Soon it became clear that we were receiving help, from who we didn't know. Until the broadcast that is.

"Hello humans! This is efjcsrhjkhvdad! I'm the current president of the kitten video fan club, or the kvfc for short. We saw that our updates were getting delayed so we decided to dust of our ships and look whats up! Don't worry we will have this little situation dealt with in no time... oh and the star fandom wants to know if star trek or star wars is better? I don't really understand it but those guys are serious."

Apparently Earth is the only planet with a decent entertainment industry.

“Three days, August 13th, at 21:31 standard time, Earth was attacked by hostile alien forces. We defended ourselves. We did not expect to win. We also did not expect sixteen other species to show up and kick out of the snot out of the invaders.”

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The moment you saw your friend in the newspaper, you knew what you had to do. Your friend had a heart of gold and would definitely try to fist fight every villain on the block. Especially to save even one person. So your fate was decided.

While your friend was good and kind, they were also quite terrible at fighting. The power to basically flip controls was also not that useful. For level villains it is quite handy, but the real villains would probably install automatic aiming on their guns. So you were quite convinced that your friend was going to be beat up pretty badly by any real villain.

Thus you decided to become a villain yourself. Other villains usually respected the nemesis code and as a plus the heroes also, so the chances of getting beat up by another superhero. You did not want to face someone with superstrength.

And that was how you ended up on a rooftop with a paperbag over your head and a blue blanket tied around your neck. "Fear me Flipzone! For I am..." You really should have thought of a name beforehand. "... PillowPlush!" Well there goes all your street cred if people found out. "I will be your nemesis and I am going to..." You resisted the urge the facepalm at your own stupidity, might as well lean into it. " turn everyone into plushy pillow! Yes that is my goal!"

You were never so glad that your friend was also extremely gullible.

You became a “supervillain”, not out of any particular desire to do evil deeds or take over the world or whatever, but just because your friend is a somewhat underpowered superhero, and you wanted to make sure they had a “nemesis” who wouldn’t actually hurt them.

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👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾

Pass along and use the shit out of them