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A machinist

Jason: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Dick: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Tim: A realist sees a freight train.

Damian: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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The relationship between you and your elven partner was not meant to last. So now that they are talking about marriage, you are panicking about how you should tell them that you are not human and will most likely outlive them by hundreds of millenia.

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What if? Scenario: The gods consistently replace Zeus with the rock that Rhea used to trick Kronos

Children of Kronos: Rock!Zeus > Zeus

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Do you think the children of Kronos put a stone wearing a toga on Zeus' throne whenever he is not there and then just continue the meeting... somehow this works brilliantly.

Or simply confusing Zeus for a stone every time he is near one.

(Athena: Father, God King, rarely do I ask for favors. Now I'm knocking on your door. With hopes to save a friendship. With one who's a prisoner far from home. Odysseus.

Stone Zeus:

Athena: Thank you Father!

Poseidon in the background: *gasps* but brother!)

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Do you think the children of Kronos put a stone wearing a toga on Zeus' throne whenever he is not there and then just continue the meeting... somehow this works brilliantly.

Or simply confusing Zeus for a stone every time he is near one.

(Athena: Father, God King, rarely do I ask for favors. Now I'm knocking on your door. With hopes to save a friendship. With one who's a prisoner far from home. Odysseus.

Stone Zeus:

Athena: Thank you Father!

Poseidon in the background: *gasps* but brother!)

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As far you can tell, you're one of the few "regular" folks left in the royal court. Everyone with any notoriety, influence, or special abilities seems to have been replaced by one of what you call "the isekai people", none of whom seem to realize that they're not the only one like them here.

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I’ve been waiting for this song to be released for so long! And now, my take on it is finally here!

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We knew it was hopeless the moment we saw the enemy ships. Huge space crafts of at least a km long. There was no way we could have won this fight, but united we stand and united we fall. All countries of the world gathered their arms and we stood tall even though we were losing terribly. The major cities were the first that fell and the alien forces spread out from those locations.

All hope was lost, but we still fought. We would not give up, not when so many people still depended on us. We certainly had not expected any reinforcements. A house held up by balloons was seen flying towards one of the enemy ships, before it exploded. Some people claimed that one ship was brought down by the trees. The ship suddenly sprouting a giant tree.

Others claimed that a tsunami washed into the city directed by a guy in an orange shirt, and the only ones who died were the enemy. And even more claimed that they saw storm troopers fighting the aliens? Soon it became clear that we were receiving help, from who we didn't know. Until the broadcast that is.

"Hello humans! This is efjcsrhjkhvdad! I'm the current president of the kitten video fan club, or the kvfc for short. We saw that our updates were getting delayed so we decided to dust of our ships and look whats up! Don't worry we will have this little situation dealt with in no time... oh and the star fandom wants to know if star trek or star wars is better? I don't really understand it but those guys are serious."

Apparently Earth is the only planet with a decent entertainment industry.

“Three days, August 13th, at 21:31 standard time, Earth was attacked by hostile alien forces. We defended ourselves. We did not expect to win. We also did not expect sixteen other species to show up and kick out of the snot out of the invaders.”

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The moment you saw your friend in the newspaper, you knew what you had to do. Your friend had a heart of gold and would definitely try to fist fight every villain on the block. Especially to save even one person. So your fate was decided.

While your friend was good and kind, they were also quite terrible at fighting. The power to basically flip controls was also not that useful. For level villains it is quite handy, but the real villains would probably install automatic aiming on their guns. So you were quite convinced that your friend was going to be beat up pretty badly by any real villain.

Thus you decided to become a villain yourself. Other villains usually respected the nemesis code and as a plus the heroes also, so the chances of getting beat up by another superhero. You did not want to face someone with superstrength.

And that was how you ended up on a rooftop with a paperbag over your head and a blue blanket tied around your neck. "Fear me Flipzone! For I am..." You really should have thought of a name beforehand. "... PillowPlush!" Well there goes all your street cred if people found out. "I will be your nemesis and I am going to..." You resisted the urge the facepalm at your own stupidity, might as well lean into it. " turn everyone into plushy pillow! Yes that is my goal!"

You were never so glad that your friend was also extremely gullible.

You became a “supervillain”, not out of any particular desire to do evil deeds or take over the world or whatever, but just because your friend is a somewhat underpowered superhero, and you wanted to make sure they had a “nemesis” who wouldn’t actually hurt them.

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👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾

Pass along and use the shit out of them

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Yzma waved at Kronk, who immediately started to direct the band. A happy tune was played for the entire world as she sang a song of her victory. Meanwhile a Llama was looking at multiple potion bottles and mourned his lack of thumbs.

In the year 20000,while people were celebrating the new millennium, the phrase “The Sun has vanished” appeared on the walls of every house in the country. The only question is: What is “The Sun”?

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You stared awkwardly at the villain in front of you. When you woke up you hadn't expected there to be a villain at your breakfast table, then again you also hadn't expected there to be breakfast at the table.

"Well aren't you going to eat?" The villain waved at the table in front of him. You took a seat and while you grabbed some bread, you tried to discreetly look around. Thrash was everywhere and on the couch you saw a suspicious looking stain the exact size of your step-father. Slowly taking bites of your breakfast you had to ask a burning question.

"So... what are you doing here?" The villain clasped his hands and leant slightly forward. "Originally? To thank you for saving my wife" Then he waved one of his hands at my house. "Now? Well I had an enlightening talk with my wife and she said that you were an absolute darling while rescuing her. So we agreed to adopt you." He stated it as if it was simply a matter of fact.

"I have parents? I am a superhero?" You couldn't help sounding utterly beduffled. "Correction. You had parents, not that they did you any good. And don't worry about your hobbies. I wouldn't be a supervillain if I didn't support doing whatever you wanted. That way we already have your teenage rebellion dealt with."

He stood up from the table, the chair making a loud screaching noise. "Now if you're done, we can go home. Margie is very excited to help you decorate your room."

You are a rookie hero. While a dangerous supervillain was preoccupied, rival villains kidnapped his wife. You were the only hero willing to help get his wife to safety. The terrifying supervillain now wants to thank you in person.

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Found my favorite weather phenomenom. A sun rainbow!

Edit: it's called cloud iridescence! Along with a better picture!