#madame momere

[crossoverquest]

For @geckosquid, @bergeronprocess, @boymagicalgirl, @neopolitansworld, and @sailor-strawberry-moon

Madame Momere: Kuroto Dan, hmm?

Luxor: Kuroto Dan, hmm… Momere, I’m afraid I’ve been thinking…

Momere: A dangerous pasttime…

Luxor: I know, but that wacky old coot’s Kuroto Dan, and his sanity’s only “so-so”.

Luxor, singing: Now the wheels in my head have been turning since I looked at that loony, old man…

Robtish, singing: See, he promised himself that he’d have Hime’s head…

Luxor, singing: …And right now, I'm evolving a plan!

Luxor: If I… *Whispers in Momere’s right ear*

Momere: Yes…

Luxor: Then we… *Continues whispering*

Momere: No, would she?

Luxor: *Whispers once more in Momere’s ear* Guess!

Momere: Now I get it!

Momere, Robtish, and Luxor in unison: Let’s go!

[aonomiki]

you can tell half the people hating on hachapre have never even watched it bc they never talk about the real issues with the series, just the made up love triangle bs or the equally made up blue is a pedo bs.

[shows-i-like]

Ok, so am I the only one who noticed how a chunk of the hcpc villains (minus Phantom, I don't think one fits) for the 7 deadly sins like her me out. (I thought of this during 4th period 😭)

Namakelder: sloth

Hossiwa: gluttony

Oresky: pride

Red: wrath

Madam Momere: lust

Queen Mirage: greed

(Villian) Seiji: Envy

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[starlight-ascension]

1. Either remove Madame Momere and give the Hawaiian Cures someone else to fight or change her design to be less… Transphobic-looking. And also, tell us what happened to her when the Phantom Empire went down, because we never really got clarification on that. 2. Give Ribbon and Glassan human forms! PhanPhan gets to have one so why not them? 3. GIVE 👏 THE 👏 OTHER INTERNATIONAL CURES 👏 THEIR OWN 👏 MASCOTS!!! (1/?)

All god-tier ideas

[crossoverquest]

For @geckosquid, @bergeronprocess, @boymagicalgirl, @neopolitansworld, and @sailor-strawberry-moon

Location: Somewhere in Tampa Bay City, Florida

(Madames Momere and Odius now have enlarged heads, thanks to the latter’s witchcraft.)

Momere: Okay, I'll bite. What kind of magic is this?

Odius: It’s ego inflating magic. It makes our heads considerably bigger.

Momere: For what purpose, exactly?

Odius: I'm not quite sure.

Cure Sunset to Madame Odius: Your witchcraft is a fine-ass madness, Odius!

Luxor: (appears in the wall of a nearby skyscraper) Did somebody say "fine-ass madness"? Ehahah! Oh look, the babies are fighting again! Looks like somebody needs to get a smacked bottom. Or maybe I'll just tear out their throats. Wouldn't be the first monster I've killed today.

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For @geckosquid, @bergeronprocess, @boymagicalgirl, @neopolitansworld, and @sailor-strawberry-moon

Madame Momere: The nerve of the Leilanis, inviting me to a party at the Howard Frankland Bridge on such short notice. Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn’t allow it. 4:00 PM: Wallow in self pity, 4:30 PM: Stare into the abyss, 5:00 PM: Solve Vinyl City’s energy crisis…

Momere to a nearby Choiark: …Tell noone…

Momere: 5:30 PM: Jazzercise, 6:30 PM: Dinner with Luxor; I can’t cancel that again, 7:00 PM: Wrestle with my self-loathing… I’m booked!

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Blue: You wouldn't have any idea where Madame Momere might be, Mr. Flynn-Fletcher?

Ferb: Have you tried Walla Walla? Cucamonga? I hear Kokomo's very nice this time of the year.

Breaker: I'm surprised you're not more cooperative, Ferb. Your friends have been kidnapped by a horde of Choiarks. Don't you appreciate the magnitude of that?

Blue to Breaker: I see working for gifted sons has rubbed off on you.

Breaker: I wasn't working for Phineas nor Ferb. I was working for the Revived New Republic.

Linda: Yes, we talked to Juro. He told us that Madame Momere became quite agitated when Phineas and Megumi confronted her.

Candace: The conflict seeking jerk said that one way or another, she and her cohorts were going to be happy.

Breaker: Is that true?

Candace: Do I look like a stenographer?

Megumi: Shut your yap, Candace. The man's a sergeant.

Breaker: That's alright, Megumi. From the smell of her, I'd say it was desperation talking. No matter. The Phantom Imperial general won't get far. My cohorts in the Good Guild will find her, and I want Phineas and Ferb to help us.

Linda: Phineas AND Ferb?

Breaker: Yes. I find they have a special gift for their work.

[crossoverquest]

For @geckosquid, @bergeronprocess, @boymagicalgirl, @neopolitansworld, and @incorrecthifirush

Octoroo: I don't usually leave the Netherworld in the middle of the night, Chai, but Macaron said you'd make it worth my while.

*Chai hands Octoroo ¥2,000,000 in cash.*

Octoroo: I’m listening…

Peppermint: It’s like this: Chai has his heart set on fighting Madame Momere, but she needs a little persuasion. She ignored his initial challenge.

Korsica: Everyone who knows Momere knows she’s a Pretty Cure affiliated conflict seeking lunatic. She was in Vinyl City tonight, raving about a lack of Pretty Cures to fight in the area.

Octoroo: Momere’s harmless in her current state.

Macaron: The point is that she would do anything to keep her life interesting.

Korsica: Yeah, even sic Saiarks on Chai.

Octoroo: So, you want Momere to shove off unless she agrees to do battle with the likes of you. I see she’s playing hard to get. I love it.

[crossoverquest]

For @geckosquid, @bergeronprocess, @boymagicalgirl, @neopolitansworld, and @amyfevernight

Ohana: I knew Grumm didn't have the metal balls to blow up his own base. Deep down inside, he's really just a soft-hearted, sentimental—

(Several seagulls fly away as Grumm’s base of operations explodes.)

Ohana: That cold hearted son of a bitch! Next time I see him, he gets a kick in the metal balls!

Amelia: I wonder if Grumm’s okay.

Jack: Eh, he's gotta be toast.

Madame Momere: Goodnight, sweet douchebag. And a flight of Krybots sing thee to thy— Nyeeehhh! Holy crap, it really is a flight of Krybots!

(Grumm laughs as he leaves on his jet that’s made of Krybot parts.)

Madame Momere: Ah, my bad, Grumm’s not dead. Apparently, he survived by hiding inside a Fisher Price toy.

Mugsy: What in the flying chrome crap is that?

Grumm: It's my own personal Krybot jet!

[crossoverquest]

For @geckosquid, @bergeronprocess, @boymagicalgirl, @neopolitansworld, @amyfevernight, @sparkingspider, and @sailor-strawberry-moon

I’m making a Crossover Music Video for the Heffalumps and Woozles song, and I felt compelled to share a WIP with you. There’s a reason why I featured Switchbeast in it- the “Be a very wary bear” lyric made me think of when he threatened to stab Mike’s body while his soul was in it. The Potato Masher Ubauzo’s in it because it looked like it was brown to me. In hindsight, I should’ve put the Pepper Shaker Ubauzo in its place.

[aonomiki]

one of these days the fandom is gonna stop lying about happiness charge.

"blue returns megumi's feelings/is leading her on!" wow crazy how that literally never happened.

"the love triangle ruins everything!" the love triangle lasted for a single episode and it wasn't even a bad episode.

"mirage is a child!" she is literally not.

"uuuugh, there's so much het focus" I mean. yeah? and? sorry you guys tricked yourselves into mistakenly thinking precure is a yuri anime but that's kind of a you problem actually.

like. there's plenty of valid criticisms about happiness charge. it sucks that most of the international precure are pale, and that the episode focused on the only two that aren't is saddled by a transphobic stereotype in madame momere. it could have expanded on red's backstory more! whatever the hell was going on with the animation in episode 10! yuko could have used more character focused episodes!

but like. the stuff hachapre gets racked over the coals for just. literally is not true. but instead of giving it a shot and watching it for themselves, people just assume this stuff is true and don't even question it. like. y'all. c'mon.

[crossoverquest]

Black Fang: Black Fang. Pleasure to be meeting you, Octoroo. Quite a pleasure. It's nice to finally put a face to the name. You are much shorter in real life.

Octoroo: Who is this? Who is this man?

Madame Momere: Are you working with the Barnum and Bailey Circus?

Black Fang: Aha! No! I am the host of our feast. You might have heard of me from the Happiness Charge Cures.

Octoroo: Hmm, nope!

Madame Momere, reading the room and beholding a variety of different dolls: I guess that's why Tsumugi called your place the Doll Kingdom, ahaha.

Black Fang: Ha ha ha. It was actually my idea and for her.

Octoroo: Ahaha. Well, it’s not very clever.

Black Fang, getting confrontational with Octoroo: Ha ha! Kriff you.

[crossoverquest]

Troy: Ahim, do we have a siren we could turn on?

Ahim: No, but we could record Sky’s morphing sequence and broadcast that to Madame Momere’s Saiarks.

Sky: Perfect.

*Sky takes out his Delta Morpher.*

Sky: SPD-

*Anubis pinches Sky’s mouth shut.*

Anubis: Nope. Not doing that.

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Madame Momere to Broodwing and the Evil Exes: Who are these losers?

Lucas: We, sir...

Madame Momere: I'm a woman.

Todd: Ouch.

Lucas: We've come to rescue Gideon, you purple haired hag, and you shall be defeated by the very lot that you scorn and detest!

Matthew: 'Cause there's seven of us and only one of...

[Hundreds of Choiarks appear from behind Madame Momere]

Matthew: Let's see, there's seven of us and... eight? Nine?

Roxie: Did you count that one in the back?

Matthew: I think so.

Kyle to Madame Momere’s Choiarks: Will you all quit moving around? It's so frustrating!

Matthew: I think I counted one of you twice!

Madame Momere: While you're at it, count these!

[A pair of Saiarks dressed as Gideon come into view with another horde of Choiarks sitting on top of one of them]

Madame Momere: As soon as we're done with you, Toronto’s next! This will be the last day of peace any Canadian will ever see!

[crossoverquest]

Space Patrol Delta Files: Madame Momere

Madame Momere:

Gender: Female

Affiliation: Phantom Empire

Charges: Madame Momere is wanted by Space Patrol Delta for endangering the Hawaiian public at large, freezing half of Hawaii with Phantom Imperial magic, and 2 recorded counts of assault that were on minors at the time of the crime. She’s marked for deletion by the Special Police Dekaranger for the same reasons.

Noted details: She is often confused for a man on account of her masculine figure and is never out of sight of her handiwork. She always brings 2 Saiarks and at least 20 Choiarks with her when she travels.