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mac & dennis move to the suburbs (and never leave)
#iasip#iasip fanart#macdennis#mac mcdonald#dennis reynolds#idk how to draw dogs i did my best on dennis jr#an au where they just fuck instead of going insane and mac gets to live out his trad wife fantasy?#or a dream that twists into a psychosexual nightmare as the smoke detector wakes mac up again that night??#you can decide#either way mac's been awake for less than an hour and already had his guts pumped. as dee would say.#machinegoods#i will never get over mac being a crusty white dog girl
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a mini-compilation of kind/optimistic/soft spoken cartoon characters snapping or getting angry
(don’t ask why it says “this content has been removed” i have no idea what happened there)
#fluttershy#mlp g4#mlp fim#mlp#phineas and ferb#phineas flynn#woy#wander over yonder#wander woy#eene double d#ed edd n eddy#eene#fhfif#foster's home for imaginary friends#mac fhfif#powerpuff girls#bubbles ppg#ppg#spongebob#spongebob squarepants#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#ren and stimpy#stimpson j cat#don’t get on their dark side guys#stimpy in mad dog hoek scares me#long ahh tags section
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sunny episode titled 'dennis fights gay marriage' and its dennis doing everything in his power to stop mac from marrying his boyfriend while insisting the entire time that it's for his own selfish self-preservation and not because he's in gay love with mac
#of course callbacks to mac fights gay marriage#we get a carmen cameo because i miss her#rip maureen ponderosa u would be so helpful plotwise if u werent dead#he's insisting it's because he needs mac to keep being his roommate so he doesn't die. homophobic dog side eye#and then dennis and mac get married at the end of it because this is MY FICTIONAL EPISODE AND I CAN DO WHAT I WANT#if iasip were going to do a macdennis wedding it would be this#iasip#text#macdennis#sunnyblr
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man has range
#bnha#afo#all for one#yoichi shigaraki#mha#ofa#moondoesathing#mspaint doodle#there is no equivalent of mspaint for the mac so imma have to do like rendered art now#if anyone knows a way to get paint on my dumbass mac let me know pls#this is me just finally pulling up a reference to draw yoichi... yeah i was somehow drawing him too wet dog
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Crazy rough day today. Just trying to breathe through it. Thank fuck I have therapy tonight. Thank fuck I accepted an offer for help.
#there's been a lot going on this summer but like#my mom's getting a portion of her lung removed as we speak#my dog is dying#and I'm stuck here with Bean passed tf out in my lap#being forced to perform capitalism#by using my laptop to remote into my computer upstairs#which would be nicer if it wasn't a Mac remoting into a PC.#the shortcuts are fucked#also I'm running on maybe 3h of sleep and keep randomly nodding off#we are Thriving. clearly.
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maybe the real macdennis was the mac & dennis we were eating all along
#iasip#it's always sunny in philadelphia#macdennis#dennis reynolds#mac mcdonald#ada speaks#get it. because. mac and cheese. with dennis. the dog. the dog dennis. mac and dennis.
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important
#dog#mac#great pyrenees#his foot is wet because he likes to get a little sloppy with the king#i meant king#kong#but i’m not rewriting all that
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guys hear me out succession characters but the dialogue is written like always sunny
shiv: heyooo boners. I've got news I've got terrible news.
roman: what, what you fat bitch, what is it.
shiv: connor wants in on the action
kendall: goddammit, I knew it. god damn it. I knew we should've followed through with my plan.
roman: I don't know if that's possible in this scenario, it's our plan. we reached an arbitration. But guys, tell me what. does my scar look like a dog's vagina?
shiv: we're way past that at this point.
kendall: right, let's move past it. we can't keep talking about getting plowed in the butt, or getting gang-banged by dogs, or scars and whose vagina they look like.
roman: I mean we can throw that into the mix. pop a quick one on him, get a couple of junkyard dogs--
kendall: I like that. I like what I'm hearing here. we can throw him into the trash--
shiv: hey guys...
roman: get some of the bridge people, mash his dick in--
shiv: guys--
kendall: shiv, you in on this? you didn't tell connor about the plan, did you?
shiv: guys, my water just broke.
roman: shiv, you bitch.
#succession#roman roy#kendall roy#shiv roy#its always sunny in philadelphia#iasip#always sunny#dennis reynolds#dee reynolds#mac mcdonald#frank reynolds#sorry so much about getting plowed and banged and dogs and sewers and bridge people and junkyards
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Winn and the gang the gathered: Can you please answer our questions?
Mac:
*Suit not included.
**I swear I am writing the finale of thinking outside the box, just give me a moment.
#others art#mac opsys#thinking outside the box#😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭macmm#THE FINALE. THEYRE NOT READY AND IMNOT READY im goign to die#i got so excited i suddenly got a stomachache and headache at the same time you cantdo this to me#THE LIIIGHT THE LIIIGHT#(heavenly piano music starts playing and my soul comically removes itself from my body)#thinkingoutside the b😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭ox😭😭😭😭😭😭😭box#take all the time you need . imagine im patting you on the back. i both sympathize and emphasize . this writing stuff is SERIOUS#just know i will be waiting like a dog begging for boiling water on the stovetop . joyous and everything big disgustiing wet beady eyes#ok onesecond i need to get this out of my system#😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭MAC😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭WINNMENTION😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭MAC#😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭OUGUHUHUHU😭😭#MY😭😭😭😭BLOODSUGAR😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#OOOOOHGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG#realyyyrukghtj😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#really awesome! thank you ! i am normal ! and#😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#ooopeeeeennnthe gaaates#ahem. wow weird haha what was t😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭EEEEK!EEEEKKK!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I think my gecko died but I'm too scared to check and I have to go to work soon but I'm so sick to my stomach... I'm so anxious and upset and I feel so guilty
#like...i want to hold out hope but like i Know#i havent seen him out in days which isnt too out of the norm but#the last few weeks he hasnt been eating and his tank Smells and god i feel so bad#hes an old man i know that like. i knew this was gonna happen sooner rather than later but its still hard#and the guilt too like. i havent really been home the past month#i had to dog sit for a week and then i worked 11 days straight...yesterday was my first day off since christmas and#i havent been able to pay him as much attention as i normally would#my moms supposed to come over and help me after work if i dont get out too late#i just feel so Bad yknow?#not to mention his sister passed over the summer#which again. she was old. like i had her for like 15 years and weve had mac for abt 10 now#and idk how old either of them were when we got them#idk. shit just sucks#s talks
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happy birthday for tomorrow!! hope you have an amazing 25th!!
thank u, anon!!! 🥺🎉
#im nervous and excited. im gonna be spending it w my shitty conservative parents#and im praying they won’t bitch about my hrt mustache lol#but i get to see their dogs clare and henry :3#and i get steak and mac and cheese and we’ll prob watch a movie#shut up miiiwu/
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He not only taught him Alex’s smirk he also taught him his half closed eyes 😭🤣🤣💅
#19/09/2023#miles Kane#max Kane#Rosie skinner#his business vs Papa voice 🥹#adore how Max looks utterly befuddled when Miles tells him to go back to Rosie he’s like but dad I wanna get scratchies from you#oh my I just realized like y’know how Alex als ways gives Miles scratchies (sorry but that literally the only way to describe it) like in#London this year; lovingly rubbing his buzz?! like those skills are gonna come in handy when he gets to greet Max in Dublin#just chilling in the settee with Miles laying in his lap one hand scratching his love and one hand Mac#oh I love Miles as proud dog dad
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how’s the sugar fic going i’m trying so so hard to be so patient and good
I’m so proud of you for being patient you’re doing a great job.
It’s coming along, still got a chunk to write though, there’s some interesting things in this chapter that are taking me some time to get down… as well as just, you know, general life distractions
But this counts as research, okay?
#sugar daddy au#ask#also we’ve going through a heatwave#it’s very hard for me to write when it’s hot#bc the heat makes me wanna die#but we’re getting there!!#also the baseball is a joke cos it’s just a coincidence you sent this ask while we’re playing the phillies#but it’s also. not a joke cos. the phillies play the padres where we are in the fic.. LOL#so fun coincidence or whatever!#tatis just hit a HR while typing this#don and mudd were showing their hot dogs (literally the food) on screen while he hit it#lmfao…#anyway this isnt relevant at all#but if you read all this i’ll give you what im struggling with rn#macden are watching game 3 nlcs#phillies have a few errors#i wrote a little thingy where mac gets mad like typical mac rage at the game and dennis calms him down#idk if i wanna keep it tho cos it fucks with the mood for what happens after that#so that’s where we are!#what happens after is that mac sucks dennis cock btw#spoilers for those of you still reading this for some reason#lmfao
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HI MAC. FINISHED SEASON ONE OF HANNIBAL. THOUGHTS: AHGHSGHFAHSGDKDFHKJGHKJGD OHGHGGG WILL GRAHAM THERE IS SOMETHING SO WRONG WITH YOU. i am holding him by the scruff of the neck and looking directly into his sad autistic eyes. i love this little guy. he needs severe medical and psychological help. i love him more than anything. dr lecter is so fucking interesting i need to grab him by the neck and strangle him he is such an awful person but such a cool character agh ough agh. he says he's will's friend but then he manipulates him and does all these horrible things and i just!! wanna know why!!!!! if he is your friend why are you hurting him!!!!! or is he actually your friend at all?? do you see him more as something to play with???? someone who thinks in such an interesting way that you wanted to know what lengths you could push him to???? I DON'T KNOW!!!! I WANT TO KNOW SO BADLY!!!!! pls tell me will doesn't die i am so attached to him i am putting him in my pocket and feeding him jellybeans <3 i am going to watch season 2 once my cold is gone because when i feel bad physically i feel bad MENTALLY so i am Not in a good like. headspace?? to watch it rn what with the death and blurring of reality and such but MAN. MANNNNN oh it is so cool i am kicking my feet and giggling i am so excited to watch the rest oghhh it is so fucked up <3 i love fucked up weird murder stories 10/10 amazing show no notes thank u for recommending it 2 me i love it v much :3
NORMAL HANNIBAL EXPERIENCE. OH MY GODDDD im so glad u sre enjoying it so farrrrr <3 its like. beloved piece of media to me but also it fucks me up in the brain. its a good horror reset for me . occasionally im just like. i need to feel weird about blood and gore and death and then i will watch a couple epispdes of hannibal and just sit there like
TAKE YOUR TIME. OF COURSE. dw dw i was the same way watching it for the first time because it gets SO weird and existential sometimes and. tbh the artistic gore kind of got to me in ways i did not expect ??? it can be so overwhelming sometimes and my exact feelings on it are very hard to articulate and i could sit here for hours discussing it and not actually ever get to a point . SO I GET U. it's just the kinda show you gotta take ur time with. and thats totally cool :) I CAN TELL YOU WITH. MINIMAL SPOILERS. will graham doesnt die . absolute mess of a man. u know that post thats like "what a beautiful man . i would love yo see him in a fit of despair" thatd me about will graham. and also covered in blood. and let me tell u this show fucking DELIVERS.
#well. he sure comes close a lot. it is a complicated question. but . i cannot elaborate further without completely spoiling some things#i am a big fan of doesthedogdie as a concept though so i am here 2 be ur personal doesthedogdie.#will graham gets soooooo fucked up but he DOES NOT get killed mid series. i promise u#have u seen the fisherman thing yet. i dont remember when thats brought up as a character trait but he likes 2 go fishing.#literally a character that was made 4 me .#extremely mentally ill guy covered in blood who likes dogs and fish. thats so mac ghostiezone core of him#THERES SOME. PRETTY FUCKED UP STUFF IN THE SHOW THOUGH so if u need actual like.#trigger warnings and such i am happy 2 provide those so u dont have yo look stuff up <3#bc while i am a huge horror enjoyer i also like 2 know vaguely what to expect ahead of time. like i said. big doesthedogdie user here#I LOVE U I LOVE U im glad u are taking care of urself <3333#asks#friends!!!#anachronistic-falsehood
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Rejoice! Tipsy post rave selfie be upon ye
#fuck it#its been a while since ive posted my face#look at it patrick star dot jpeg#i need to get back on this vibe#the party demons have awakened#its serious#i might need to pull the fangs out soo#its THAT serious#who wants to go stupid doodoo dumb with me#please god i need a hyphy club night#if i dont get blitzed to mac dre soon im gonna start chewing my own bones like a dog#anyways#vessel#look upon it
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my girlfriend's birthday mukbang and birthday "cake." NEARLY ALL OF THIS FOOD WAS FREE FOR HER BIRTHDAY WITH REWARDS!!
#pictured here is tacos burritos nachos and nacho fries from taco bell#pizzas bread bites and lava cakes from dominos#pretzels from wetzels#korean corn dogs from 2 hands#and mac and cheese from el pollo loco#her birthday dessert was a lava cake with ice cream chocolate syrup whipped cream sprinkles and a squishmallow gummy#all she ate was the gummy and a few bites i finished it bc she was so full lol#not pictured that we got for her birthday is mini cinnabons a free starbucks drink and a free boba#we didnt even get all the free food she could get today bc we were too tired. she also got her free sephora gift#and hot topic and box lunch and claires gift cards and she bought small things from each place for only a few bucks each bc of it.
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