#m. k. blackwood

[statement-of-blorbo]

— Statement of of Martin Blackwood, regarding the cows that were not cool.

I'm sure lots of people have multiple Cow Experiences so just pick the one where you were in the closest proximity to the Bovine.

Also feel free to describe your favorite Cow Experience in the tags

[darknesspervades]

Jonathan “deeply annoying child” Sims autism vs Martin “keeps trying to touch the explosive” Blackwood ADHD

[nwarrior777]

what if i say martin snapping on everything and everyone, knifing That Eye Guy Boss I Forgot The Name Lol and going to Lonely cause "honestly - i am tired of all this sht, fck all of u" to just chill and look on the ocean

and Lonely now becomes the Apocalyptic Entity, and John goes, alone through all The Path cause its, well, lonely, to Martin to try to tell him that he loves him and to try to take all back

what if i say that m. m m

[confusedfeelsfangirl]

Does Martin progressively acquire the monsterfucker title by being in love with Jon as he is slowly transformed by his patronage to the Eye ?

[ivy-draws-somtimes]

This but

rote readers watching the arcane finale: wait hold on

[the-hatchetfield-archives]

bring SOMETHING for self defence. The Witchwoods are genuinely and utterly dangerous. All sorts of things creep around out there. Just. Make sure you can defend yourself if you’re attacked. - @sacrificial-rabbit

Oh, don't worry, we are more than capable of defending ourselves.

Not going into detail online just to be extra safe, but we do have some pretty nice weapons that could certainly do the trick.

We just might have any ghosties or ghoulies we run into shaking in their boots!

[visenyaism]

tyrannical king maegor dashboard simulator

🐉queen-visenya--outlives

Dowager Queen Visenya Targaryen has outlived her nephew the King Aenys I Targaryen. Her son King Maegor I Targaryen has returned to the capital to claim his father’s throne.

💫 sevensent Follow

crusty incest king died. FLOP!

💫 sevensent Follow

wait MAEGOR?

🥔 bowlofbrown

this job fucking sucks. finished my shift and i cant even clock out because i got lost underneath the site.

#dark as shit down here #never working construction again

💌 maidens-smile Follow

i literally cannot believe how many supporters of m*egor i see on my dashboard every day when he is literally flaying and torturing so many seven-blessed poor fellows just for practicing their religion and saying incest is bad??? he’s literally outside my city waiting to burn us all to death DNI if you support him

🪨 dragonstoner Follow

🐉 queen-visenya--outlives

Dowager Queen Visenya Targaryen has outlived the High Septon. He previously denounced King Maegor and his wives as “the abomination and his whores,” and passed shortly after Dowager Queen Visenya and King Maegor flew their dragons to the gates of Oldtown and threatened to burn the Starry Sept.

🪽 maegors-wins Follow

i for one think “the cruel” is a bit unfair given how he has done so much to uplift women’s voices and free us from religious tyranny like. named the first female heir in westerosi history? improving the infrastructure in king’s landing? decentralizing the power of the faith? he literally loves gay people so much he married three of them?

🦓 zorse-deactivated7849

op what does that eleven inch necromantic targaryen dick feel like because if you keep riding that hard I’m pretty sure it’ll rot off

🔮 tyanna

in seven days you will begin to cough

#twelve. btw

🐉 queen-visenya--outlives

Dowager Queen Visenya Targaryen has outlived her great-nephew Aegon Targaryen, henceforth to be known as “The Uncrowned.” Her son King Maegor I Targaryen has slain him and his dragon Quicksilver over the gods’ eye for trying to usurp his throne.

🌞 ullerihardlyknowher Follow

why is this always how i find out how do you know this before even cravings moste popular

#also what the fuck is going on up there

🪰 florian-and-jonquil-on-nymerias-ship Follow

guys the oversexualization of king maegor is so problematic and insane considering he’s not only shy and married as a 13 year old but also is literally neurodivergent (has CTE)

🤲 aegonfort-top

🤲 aegonfort-top

lost my left hand for posting this

#it was kind of hot though

🗣️ towerstower Follow

was not into targaryen rule at all but if we are going to do it it’s kind of fun that we are being ruled by a super powered animated blood corpse and his circle of freaky bisexual witches and also his mommy instead of like. a normie who also fucks his sister

🫀 imasharpknife Follow

seven hells you people would fuck a k*nslayer if they had valyrian silver hair

🐦‍⬛ raventooth Follow

during these trying times when our king is accused of depravity and tyrannies abound throughout the land we must remember the most important truth: the brackens are still a people spawned from the lowest of the seven hells

🐎 brackennation

KILL YOURSELF. Lord Gonzo Tully himself AS YOU KNOW literallyyyyyy gave us the right to move the boundary stones over the tributary. but i wouldn’t expect a blackwood to acknowledge basic laws and rights you’re just too busy doing blood sacrifices to your nasty heathen tree god.

🐦‍⬛ raventooth Follow

as soon as i figure out why balerion is overhead rn im coming over to kill you. btw

🐎 brackennation

wait looks like he’s headed towards harrentown

🐦‍⬛ raventooth Follow

oh cool. KILL YOURSELF

💐 floriansfool36 Follow

hi guys!!! sorry i’m a sennight late posting this, my brother got killed and then one of my other brothers got tortured to death and then my great-aunt died and i ended up having to flee dragonstone for storm’s end and it was kind of scary lol. anyways here’s the update as promised!!!

🌟 maidensgrace Follow

i wish Balerion did get you RPF is literally soooooo problematic. look to your sins op

#daenys the dreamer and nymeria weren’t even alive at the same time????

❤️ lanadelrhaena

i think you did a great job. glad you’re safe xx

💐 floriansfool36 Follow

YOU HAVE INTERNET IN THE KEEP???? HIIIII

[cult-of-the-eye]

the m in Martin K blackwood stands for monsterfucker btw

[candlecoo-sideb-art]

You said that Martin would be mentioned in some statements between like 1997 and 2003 (❓)

So hypothetically how would Jon react❓Even if he just had a small mention in the statement❓

Martin is only briefly mentioned in a couple statements but never directly or at least not as a focal point.

1995

He appears first in the statement of Molly Blaire's statement about her Neighbor Eleonore's illness.

Molly Blaire was considered a neighborhood Betty, peeking out her windows watching the lives of her neighbors for entertainment. Which led her to discover that Eleonore Blackwood had a rather foul temperament whenever her husband was away on business, and that her prime target was her son. A rather lonely boy who Molly could not remember the name of only that it started with an M.

The events of the statement don't occur until after the boys disappearance in early 1994, which is quickly followed by Eleonore being abandoned by her husband.

That is the last mention of him in that statement.

1998

He is briefly mentioned in the statement of Roderick Steele a dock worker regarding finding himself lost on the piers. Claiming to find himself alone on a previously crowded dock, as if every person had disappeared into thin air. This event happened after finding a child wandering the docks. But when he tried approaching the boy to see if he was lost he was confronted by a large frightening man.

2001

Darius Garner makes note of a teenager on the Tundra during his employment. The boy didn't seem to be part of the crew and didn't perform any daily tasks like the rest of the attendance. Often seen working on textbooks or other unusual tasks to see on a ship. He describes the strange absence the boy left in his wake though he hardly spoke a word and how he affected the crew. Darius only discovered that the boy was Captain Luka's son in the later half of his voyage, and is only referred to as the young captain.

2008

The last mention is made by Bianca Harper regarding her sister's poetry obsession and disappearance.

Bianca's sister Clair had always fancied herself as a poet and poetry enthusiast. Often seeking out published works from new upcoming poets. Which is how she stumbled upon a collection by a person by the name of M K Blackwood. Clair's regard for the book started out rather mundane, until she found one poem in particular;

"If lonely souls help each other

Then I must find one as sad as I

But I've searched the world

And haven't yet

And have to wonder why"

Clair would repeat it over and over and as she did the less she would reach out. And the dimmer she would become like all the life had drained out of her and all she could say was those five lines. Until one day it was like she never existed at all.

Jon does make the connection between the statement in 1995 to the 2008 statement as possibly referring to the same M Blackwood, but nothing that would connect to Martin.

[treeroutes]

what's up ! non-exhaustive list of stories featuring weird plants :

The Day of the Triffids, John Wyndham

The Night of the Triffids, Simon Clark

In the Tall Grass, Stephen King and Joe Hill

The Boats of the 'Glen Carrig', William Hope Hodgson

The Man Whom the Trees Loved, Algernon Blackwood

The Red Tree, Caitlín R. Kiernan

Annihilation, Jeff VanderMeer

The Willows, Algernon Blackwood

The Nature of Balance, Tim Lebbon

'Bloom', John Langan

The Ruins, Scott Smith

The Wise Friend, Ramsey Campbell

'The Green Man of Freetown', The Envious Nothing : A Collection of Literary Ruins, Curtis M. Lawson

The Beauty, Aliya Whiteley

The Ash-Tree, M.R. James

Canavan's Backyard, J.P. Brennan

Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Jack Finney

The Hollow Places, T. Kingfisher

'Reaching for Ruins', Crow Shine, Alan Baxter

'Vortex of Horror', Gaylord Sabatini

Hothouse, Brian W. Aldiss

Vaster than Empires and More Slow, Ursula K. Le Guin

Odd Attachment, Ian M. Banks

Deathworld #1, Harry Harrison

The Bridge, John Skipp and Craig Spector

'The Garden of Paris', Eric Williams

Apartment Building E, Malachi King

The Seed from the Sepulchre, Clark Ashton Smith

Rappaccini's Daughter, Nathaniel Hawthorne

The Nursery, Lewis Mallory

The Other Side of the Mountain, Michel Bernanos

The Vegetarian, Han Kang

Sisyphean, Dempow Torishima

The Root Witch, Debra Castaneda

Semiosis, Sue Burke

The Wolf in Winter, Charlie Parker #12, John Connolly

Perennials, Bryce Gibson

Relic, Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child

Gwen, in Green, Hugh Zachary

The Voice in the Night, William Hope Hodgson

Ordinary Horror, David Searcy

The Family Tree, Sheri S. Tepper

The Book of Koli, Rampart Trilogy #1, M.R. Carey

Seeders, A.J. Colucci

Concrete Jungle, Brett McBean

The Plant, Stephen King

Anthologies/collections :

The Roots of Evil: Weird Stories of Supernatural Plants, edited by Michel Parry

Chlorophobia: An Eco-Horror Anthology, edited by A.R. Ward

Roots of Evil: Beyond the Secret Life of Plants, edited by Carlos Cassaba

The Green Man: Tales from the Mythic Forest, edited by Ellen Datlow and Terri Windling

Sylvan Dread: Tales of Pastoral Darkness, Richard Gavin

Evil Roots: Killer Tales of the Botanical Gothic, edited by Daisy Butcher

Weird Woods: Tales From the Haunted Forests of Britain, edited by John Miller

'But fungi aren't plants' :

The Fungus, Harry Adam Knight

Growing Things and Other Stories, Paul Tremblay

The Girl with All the Gifts, M.R. Carey

Mexican Gothic, Silvia Moreno-Garcia

Fruiting Bodies, and Other Fungi, Brian Lumley

'The Black Mould', The Age of Decayed Futurity, Mark Samuels

What Moves the Dead, T. Kingfisher

The House Without a Summer, DeAnna Knippling

Mungwort, James Noll

Fungi, edited by Orrin Grey and Silvia Moreno-Garcia

Trouble with Lichen, John Wyndham

Notes :

all links lead to the goodreads page of the book, mostly because i like to look at book cover art ;

list features authors/books that i love (T. Kingfisher, Silvia Moreno-Garcia, Ursula K. Le Guin, the collections from the British Library Tales of the Weird, etc.), but also a few that i don't like and some that i have not yet read ;

if upon seeing that list the first novel you check out is by Stephen King's you have not understood the assignment ;

not all of those are strictly horror stories, some are 100% science fiction (Brian W. Aldiss' Hothouse for instance).

[asthy]

(TMA S4 spoilers)

Wisp of Smoke

—M. K. Blackwood

Not very obvious things so I'm pointing it out; While writing the poem I considered to make it stray far from Martin's signature writing style (Flowery words), my ideas for it follow—

•Martin wrote this as a means to vent out everything that had just happened like how Jon does with the tape recorder, he has no time to sit and polish this one, it just kind of... pours. Like his thoughts, incoherent and rapid but equally mourning a time once been.

•More of an HC for s4 Martin is that he lost his poetic touch, he still loves poetry but when he tries to imitate his previous writings it just slips away.

[monarchetype]

The "M. K." in "M. K. Blackwood" stands for MonsterfucKer

[ao3feed-jonmartin]

In this water-cooler romance

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/EhItc0D by FunkyVampyre In which Martin K. Blackwood becomes the Head archivist of the Magnus institute and, as per usual, things don't go quite as smoothly as he'd wish. Words: 906, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Categories: M/M, Other Characters: Martin Blackwood, Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Sasha James, Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives), Elias Bouchard | Jonah Magnus, Basira Hussain, Georgie Barker, Melanie King, Alice "Daisy" Tonner Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Martin Blackwood & Sasha James & Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist & Tim Stoker, Sasha James & Tim Stoker, Martin Blackwood & Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Georgie Barker/Melanie King Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Role Reversal, Canon-Typical Worms (The Magnus Archives), Archivist Martin Blackwood, Canon Asexual Character, Eventual Happy Ending, Other Additional Tags to Be Added read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/EhItc0D

[fuckthisshitimin]

Martin's Mediocre poetry #3!

[ID: A picture of a poem written in cursive on a notebook page, titled "My lover paved the way to hell".

Hardworking and devoted

my lover paved the way to hell - -

and with him I walk.

Amid laughing tombs and through

my realm of fog

by the darkest child

with a hunting friend

along London's green winding streets

following the trail of eyes - -

I walk this path --

paved in eager

feverish hunger for things true

and cannot help but Love

the stones I walk on.

The midst of hell,

nightmares, the hand

that through the guilt and hurt

I held.

Signed, M. K. Blackwood.

End ID.]

I'm not at all coping with the fast approaching end of @a-mag-a-day.

I don't want it to be over. Not yet, not yet.

[dhr-ao3]

BLACKWOOD

BLACKWOOD https://ift.tt/cCGpSLd by noctisx [Albus Dumbledore] "Blind obedience to any god or man is foolish."   BLACKWOOD   What began as a noble pursuit of truth slowly spirals into an all-consuming obsession, where each step forward weaves another bramble in a tangled web of thorns. Hermione Granger, a dedicated mental health activist, works alongside Marlene McKinnon to seek justice for those abandoned by the system. But as the lines between right and wrong begin to blur, the very walls of her psyche start to crumble, leaving Hermione to question not only the truth she’s fought so fiercely for, but what, in the end, is the true prison. Words: 2349, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/M, M/M Characters: Sirius Black, Hermione Granger, Remus Lupin, Hermione Granger's Mother, Hermione Granger's Father, Theodore Nott, Harry Potter, Lucius Malfoy, Marlene McKinnon, Minerva McGonagall, Albus Dumbledore Relationships: Sirius Black/Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Theodore Nott/Harry Potter, Pansy Parkinson/Ginny Weasley Additional Tags: Sirius Black Lives, Alternate Universe - Muggle, Alternate Universe - Harry Potter Setting, POV Hermione Granger, Unreliable Narrator, Emotional/Psychological Abuse, Psychological Trauma, the dove is not dead but could be considered on life support, Older Man/Younger Woman, No Underage Sex, Smut, Oral Sex, Extremely Dubious Consent, Somnophilia, Voyeurism, Rough Sex, Rough Oral Sex, Possible Character Death, Occult, think 1970s Jim jones, Religious Cults, Infidelity, just imagine if Shutter Island and Midsummer had a baby, Explicit Sexual Content, Blood and Violence, Manipulation, Emotional Manipulation, no more tags as I refuse to spoil the plot via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/pUHtqCx November 29, 2024 at 05:06PM