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— Statement of of Martin Blackwood, regarding the cows that were not cool.

I'm sure lots of people have multiple Cow Experiences so just pick the one where you were in the closest proximity to the Bovine.

Also feel free to describe your favorite Cow Experience in the tags

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— Statement of Dr. David, regarding the only TV channel they get at Wonderland House.

I’m watching The Big Bang Theory in its natural setting—playing in the background of a hot spiral room—and I can say within that specific context, it is a very charming show. Like the saltine crackers of media.

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— Statement of Elias Bouchard, regarding the workplace fanfic somebody is definitely going to get fired over.

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— Statement of Martin K. Blackwood, regarding his poetry Patreon.

goodnight strange homosexuals in my device i will see you all tomorrow if the fog doesn’t get me

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— Statement of Medical Cadaver #4092710, a.k.a. Jane Doe, regarding what the moment you die will feel like.

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— Statement of Jared Hopworth, regarding how he totally used vinegar to do this. Yep. Vinegar.

The mineral component of bone is comprised mostly of the calcium phosphate mineral hydroxyapatite which is embedded in the organic component type I collagen. When bone is exposed to a mildly acid environment the mineral component leaches out leaving only the pliable organic component. Vinegar is safe to use and does not destroy the protein scaffolding that gives bone it’s characteristic shape. This is a human fibula tied in a knot.

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— Statement of Helen, regarding a pet project on the side.

July 23rd 2006. When the MV Cougar Ace transport ship capsized, an unidentified liquid leaked into the water. It formed a perfect Mandelbrot’s fractal pattern. In the following months, strange fish were reported in the area.

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— Statement of Jane Prentiss, regarding how she really should have seen this coming back when she was still into all the witchy shit.

*doing your tarot reading*

oh. two of worms. it means worms are coming to your house.. interpret that how you will..

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— Statement of Simon Fairchild, regarding some constructive feedback he recently received.

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— Statement of Martin Blackwood, regarding his past attempts to flirt with his boss.

men be like “it’s gonna be a long night 😏" then immediately fall victim to unspeakable otherworldly horrors

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— Statement of Alice "Daisy" Tonner, regarding whether or not she's had her morning coffee.

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— Statement of Timothy Stoker, regarding that one statement they got from that archaeologist lady.

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— Statement of Melanie King, regarding her career goals.

"I can make him better" this "I can make him worse" that, listen I have a knife I can make him dead

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— Statement of Martin Blackwood, regarding some much-needed "me time."

*traps you in my mindscape*

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— Statement of Elias Bouchard, regarding the end of the world.

the horrors are returning everyone!!!! clap if you’re excited for the horrors

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— Statement of Simon Fairchild, regarding, well, the obvious.

in my opinion, one of the greatest perks of being alive is to experience the vastness of the sky

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— Statement of Jonathan Sims, regarding the neurological tests administered after waking from his coma.

in a doctor's office being shown a chart with different types of man-made horrors on them while the doctor asks whether each of them is beyond or within my comprehension