#the library of jurgen leitner

[thermodynamic-comedian]

Its a good thing The Library of Jurgen Leitner probably doesnt exist in the Proticol-verse. If Lena existed in the same world as "SCP but just books" she might short circuit

SHE WOULD.

[confeethoughts]

Made a little design of some of the Jurgen Leitner books!

[m0ldybr34d]

Wake up babe new lietner dropped

[definitely-real-leitners]

"The Finnish Winter: A Look into Weather Patterns of the North" by an unknown author

A pale blue book that feels cold to the touch. It seems like an author name was listed at some point, but it has been cut out.

The content of the book is nothing paranormal, but reading it fills you with a deep sense of loneliness and depression. Major effects last for about 5 months, however victims claim that they never feel quite right again.

[statement-of-blorbo]

— Statement of Jared Hopworth, regarding how he totally used vinegar to do this. Yep. Vinegar.

The mineral component of bone is comprised mostly of the calcium phosphate mineral hydroxyapatite which is embedded in the organic component type I collagen. When bone is exposed to a mildly acid environment the mineral component leaches out leaving only the pliable organic component. Vinegar is safe to use and does not destroy the protein scaffolding that gives bone it’s characteristic shape. This is a human fibula tied in a knot.

[shittyleitnerideas]

x reader fic but reader but it mentions real people and things that are happening in your life, and slowly you realize that somehow this author knows everything about hou (bonus point if at some point it switches from y/n to your real name) (it’s a Leitner of the beholding)

nightmare wattpad experience </3

[oh-shit-i-spilled-my-genderfluid]

Booty shorts with “From the Library of Jurgen Leitner” on the ass

[theineated]

I made a Leitner book stamp for my sketchbooks :D

[luxury-nightmare]

cursed headcannon?

Gerry wrote My Immortal

[taperecorder-gizmo]

me if i was in a library

oop what could i be reading there?....

[lilithvibeplace]

listening to malevolent at the same time as tmagp and just having finished tma not long ago means i simply headcanon that malevolent is all the fault of a Leitner book, it was like the first text i sent my bf “this shit is Jurgen Leitner’s fault” cause it IS you can’t tell me it isn’t

[m0ldybr34d]

I had a dream recently where I had been told about a library Jurgen Leitner two but to access it you had to do that ritual from glitter force.

[definitely-real-leitners]

A Copy of "No Longer Human" by Osamu Dazai

The contents of the book remain unchanged, but reading it will make you have absolutely no game. You will never date. And it gives you 57 STDs

cr: @mistermooneyes

[downloadablecreature]

Petition for Jonny Sims to write some of the Leitners that show up in TMA.

[shittyleitnerideas]

My Immortal leitner that forces you to narrate everything you see in the fics style. the more you read the more typos you get

[rakenzel]

In the process of making my own library of Jurgen Leitner out of cardboard :DD