#lyste

[horatio-fig]

Headcanons I have about random Imperials based purely on ✨vibes✨

Thrawn - Puts both hands on the walls at urinals.

Eli - Always has a bruise in the shape of someones handprint on his ass.

Faro - Sniffs babies.

Pryce - Licks the inside of crisp packets.

Kallus - Pees in the sink.

Lyste - Thinks women poop babies out their butts.

Tarkin - Can’t rotate a PDF.

Krennic - Thinks Kit Kats are chocolate bars.

Ronan - Won’t shut up about his favourite podcast. 

Deyja - His Doctor says he can’t have engery drinks anymore. 

Gideon - Has never been to McDonalds and wants everyone to know it.

Yularen - Lactose intolerant (and deeply ashamed of this).

Dobbs - Doesn’t understand punctuation so always uses commas,

Enoch - Don’t bully him, he’ll cum.

[not0a0mundane]

what kind of power play was this???

[may-be-a-plant]

How I feel each Imperial would react if you interrupted them mid-shower.

Konstantine: *covers chest and crotch* "The AUDACITY!!"

Pryce: *only covers chest* *angry threats of execution* "How DARE you!!!*

Aresko: *Shrieks* *covers whole body with shower curtain*

Lyste: *completely forgets he's naked, salutes* "Where am I needed?"

Grint: *punches you in face*

Yularen: *defeated sigh* *covertly covers crotch* "PLEASE tell me this is an emergency."

Kallus: *Covers crotch, turns bright red* *indignant spluttering* "Do you MIND???"

Thrawn: *covers nothing* *confused thinking face* "Fascinating...."

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Bonus: *Open curtain and find a very soggy Zeb, turned away*

Kallus: *peeks out from around Zeb's shoulder*

Zeb: *laughs*

[leftcolornacho]

In one of my posts (which you can find here) I mentioned that I hate Leutienant Lyste on whole another level and somebody (@never-ending-fanfic) asked me directly to make a post about it, so here we go

First of all, to avoid misunderstanding I have to say that I hate all of the Imperials because they're serving a fascist regime, actively participating or even ordering terrorizing civilians all across the galaxy (and that's ofc just a top of an iceberg)

But my feelings towards Lyste are not only that, it's also spite and hatred on almost personal level. What I remembered of him from the episode when he met Princess Leia was my first impression that, not gonna lie, would be hard to change. His superiority complex, how he ordered everyone around and being a Leutienant he acted like he grabbed Emperor's ankle

Later, when Kallus easily manipulated him didn't help with that opinion, even if I felt a little bit of pity for Lyste.

And I am aware that there are plenty of guys like Lyste in imperial army and in every army - Admiral Konstantine, for example, is also one huge piece of an asshole. So why do I hate just Lyste so much? I have no idea but I do, it was kind of accidental

I dislike this man in the same way you can dislike that one schoolmate that you just hate since first day basically without reason but you still trip them up in the corridor and steal their pencils or something. I'm sure if we'd were in high school together we would do shit like this

It's just this level of hatred I feel for this 100% fictional guy - very mundane and petty, maybe even childish

Is it just me or does everyone has that one Imperial that you hate more than others??

[darth-memes]

[fernesaul]

That's how "Through Imperial Eyes" went, right?

[arrothededushka]

check out my christmas gift >

[writersglock]

Kallus, stares at Zeb in the distance: I can take him.

Lyste: In a fight, Agent Kallus? I don't see how.

Kallus, sauntering towards Zeb: I had something else in mind.

Lyste: Agent Kallus, this is against Imperial protocol! It says we must fight the rebels, not fu-

[thrawns-backrest]

oops my hand slipped

[kimp05]

love you seven times (2023) : appreciation post | xiang yun / cang hai costumes

[baifengxis]

LOVE YOU SEVEN TIMES (China, 2023) EPISODE 7 - Dir. Li Nan

[lieutenantselnia]

F/o list meme because I miss posting about them but don't have all to much energy for other stuff currently, so memes it is😂 I lowkey wanna do more of these alignment chart memes now (both self ship and others), they're just fun :D

Template by @strawberry-selfships!

[not0a0mundane]

WHERE IS THE FIC!?!??! WHERE IS THE NAME?!?!

EDIT: It's (Possibly) Brute Force by Mistr3ssquickly!!!!

[may-be-a-plant]

Rebels Height Chart

if anyone is interested, I drew this height chart for some of the characters. The heights are directly from Wookiepedia.

These heights are from earliest character appearance (Season 1-ish) in Rebels specifically.

This chart also assumes everyone is standing directly next to eachother and also assumes Zeb is stretched up to his full height/not slouching/crouching like he normally does.

Yes Maul's robo legs made him super tall.

Poor Kanan got a little lost behind Hera.

[purringysalamiri]

Lyste Gifs

[swordbladeknight7]

Star Wars Doodle Dump #13

Sketchbook Studies Edition

NSFW, etc. below���️⬇️

A bunch of these are my sketches/entries for the heat stroke collab on @thehonorableones Discord