#zeb x kallus

[reislesbian]

[sabellart]

happy canonization kalluzeb!!!

[djarinvettel]

BRING YOUR HUSBAND THIS TIME

[platinumink]

What a time to be on tumblr: Boop Part II

I dare you to boop me scarily by the way. I BET you're not brave enough to do it :3

Also please have this gem:

[anstarwar]

Hehe

[and-loth-cat]

Reasons why we need Alexsandr Kallus and Garazeb Orrelios in Ahsoka: A conclusive list

Reason number 1:

Gay

Thank you for coming.

[matookahitaki]

I love them, your honor

As always full vers. on my patreon, incl. a lil Rougher version

[skylarstark4826]

I loved this beautiful fanart of the Kalluzeb ship of the Star Wars series The Rebels of the characters of Garazeb "Zeb" Orrelios and Alexsandr Kallus together and above all because I absolutely love that in it we see how Zeb and Kallus meet Mando, Luke and Grogu but also because I really fall asleep that I like Din Djarin's couple with Luke Skywalker but also because I really love to think that both had gone to Lira San to be able to visit Zeb and Kallus while both were completely happy to see them but also because they loved to see Grogu visit them while Grogu was completely happy and excited to see them too while he is with his Dads adoptive (Din Djarin "Mando" and Luke Skywalker) and above all because I really would have liked to discover that after Zeb had taken Alexsandr Kallus to Lira San with him at the end of the war both would have fallen deeply in love with each other but also that both would have had a beautiful family of their own but above all because I really would have liked us to have seen them again together in some other animated series of Star Wars or Live Action and I say this especially because we have already seen Zeb in Live Action and the truth is that I would have liked that we had also seen Kallus or better that we had seen them together in Live Action with a family that they would have had together... I don't know about you but I really want to see them together again in the next Star Wars series and movies... honestly

By the way, this beautiful Fanart of them is not mine and the credits are not for me, but unfortunately I can't leave you the link of the true creator of this beautiful masterpiece on Tumblr because apparently he deleted it and if you ask me I don't understand why I would do something like that but fortunately I managed to rescue the fanart in time

[imakequestionablechoices]

Star Wars: Rebels as Brooklyn 99 Quotes

Part 2

Kanan: Ezra, you doing okay? You scared?

Ezra: I'm scared you won't let me make a flamethrower and use it to throw flame.

Kanan: You're right. I will not let you do that.

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Hera, when trying to find out who is the imperial spy: I need someone to fill out the line up. Will you be “Scary Zeb”?

Zeb: I love scary Zeb. He says what normal Zeb is thinking.

*Cut to line up*

Zeb: THIS IS TAKING TO LONG! IM GONNA MISS THE FARMERS MARKET!!

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Hondo: It’s a shame I have no taste for politics, because I was born for it. I mean I have great hair and I love lying. 

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Chopper: *in binary* Are your bosoms tender?

Hera: I’m going to pretend that you didn’t just ask me that.

Chopper: Are your senses hightened?

Hera: I think I might be pregnant not bitten by a radioactive spider.

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When Ezra and Thrawn were Lost in Space tm

Ezra: Pizzas is who I am. Would you tell the sky to stop being blue?

Thrawn: Yes. I wish it were tan.

Ezra: What?

Thrawn: It is my favorite color. It is no none-sense.

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Ezra: Where’s Kanan? He told me to come here.

Sabine: Nope. That was me. I’ve been recording his voice for the past two years, and now I have a sound board where I can make him say anything I want.

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Chopper: I have an idea.

Hera: No murder.

Chopper: I no longer have an idea.

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Kanan: We did it, Hera. We made the galaxy’s hottest baby

Hera: Say cute, Jarrus.

Kanan: Nope. This kid is liquid fire.

Hera: laugh’s

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Zeb: I sold a guy a fake Pekingese.

Zeb: Twas a cat.

Kallus: You will not win me over with your use of “twas”

Zeb: Tawsnt trying too.

[kokoa707]

I've been pretty curious about this book for a while, so I jumped at the opportunity to decode the name. Apparently, Xenon is a big fan and owns multiple copies of it. 👀

The top line says "By Cody Hy(v). The last letter is a bit difficult for me to make out, so I may be wrong.

The title is "Honorable Ones".

I googled around a bit, and I am pretty convinced that it's a Star Wars Rebels easter egg, named after this episode:

I guess someone at BioWare was pretty into it. 🤭

Thanks to @dreadfutures for linking to the Tevene alphabet. 💙

[themistymountainscold]

kanan: so... i've seen you've been spending a lot of time with kallus recently.

zeb: no, kanan it isn't what it looks like.

kanan: oh really? so there is nothing for me to be jealous about?

zeb: no! you are the only one for me.

kanan: is that so?

zeb: i promise. alex and i are just dating okay? he's my boyfriend.

kanan: so there are no bestfriend feelings involved?

zeb: you are still the one and only bestfriend! he's just the love of my life nothing more!

kanan: but i'm still the platonic love of your life right?

zeb: of course you are bro.

kanan, tearing up: bro...

kallus: what the-

[swordbladeknight7]

Star Wars: Rebels🐠🪸 Mermaid AU

AU inspired by @hayesflint

Alts, etc.

[knightjane]

Hey! I’m currently super into kalluzeb, agent kallus/zeb, and was wondering if anyone had any super good fics they could recommend me. Literally any suggestion helps!

[bearseesastarwar]

Kalluzeb shippers after the Rebels finale; So they're married now, right?

Producers: It's open to interpretation, they probably just good friends.

Star Wars social media team: Fuck it, YOLO.

[anstarwar]

So there was an event and Kallus got nervous and then he became a wine aunt and got very touchy and Had Opinions and Zeb said “ok, time to get some sleep” and had to wrestle a very drunk Kal back to the Ghost. And it was very late. But Kallus needed snacks in his system and water and he insisted on going to the galley with Zeb. And then he saw the top of the fridge and it looked like the best place on earth, so he climbed up and then Zeb’s head looked so soft

And then Hera woke up and caught them

[and-loth-cat]

When Ezra comes back

Zeb: Can't believe I'm saying this, but I really missed ya, kid Ezra: I- *is immediately bombarded by five tiny Lasats* ...hello?? Where did all these children come from- Kallus, walking in with eye bags, a huge cup of caf, and no sanity: I ask myself that everyday