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hey ! could you please write a bree van de kamp x reader fic set sometime during season 2 when bree was struggling with drinking, andrew, her mental health etc etc. basically the reader keeps trying to help bree through her stuff and at some point they get in a fight over this because obviously bree doesn’t like people seeing through her/seeing her vulnerable. during the fight bree angrily asks soemthing along the lines of “why are you so determined to help me ?” and the reader accidentally yells “because i’m in love with you” this should be followed with angst maybe they don’t talk for a while idk it’s up to you anyway they make up when bree goes to the reader and confesses her love as well then some cute fluffy maybe even slightly nfsw things ensue. I imagine this as a longer fic but write this in any length you prefer I’d just be happy to see this idea come to life hahah
This is going to be interesting lol
Summary: you just read it up above.
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Bree Van de Kamp, the most successful and put together woman on Wysteria lane, she had the house, the cars, the husband, and the kids, she had the life everyone wanted. Well up until a few weeks ago that is, now she stood eyes glazed over staring out the window from her kitchen, a glass bottle in her hand she lifted it to her lips again and tears started to fall, ahe lowered it, her ring clinking against the side, she looked down at the now forgotten wedding band. she turned it against her finger before setting the bottle down and fully sliding it off, she tuened it over in her fingers, a tear ran down her face not because she lost the man she loved but because she lost eveything. She stuck by his side when they were having marrige issues, he even cheated on her and she stayed with him, but her world started to unravel when news got out, and then the Solice's and their mother that andrew hit and everything with her daughter, it was all to much. Then Rex had the nerve to die and leave her here to deal with it all.
She looked at the ring one more time before throwing it across the room, it hit the wall and fell, then she took the gods on the counter and chucked it as well letting it shattered strong the ring, what she didn’t know was you were at the front door and heard the crash rushing in you found her reaching for the bottle.
“Bree?” You called making her face you.
“Oh god what do you want?”
“What’s going on?”
“why would you care?”
“because I do, I care about you, I came over to check in with you, make sure you’re holding up okay.”
“Holding up okay… that’s one way to put it.”
“Bree…”
“God Y/N what the hell do you want from me,” you had hurt in your eyes but quickly hardened you exterior as this was going to be rough, “I’m not one of your little basket cases you know, I’m fine on my own.” She started to raise her voice but you stayed stone cold.
“says the woman that reeks of alcohol and probably hasn’t showered in two days.”
“You have no right.” She snapped at you.
“No you have no right, I’m only here to help you.”
“Like I said I’m fine on my own, I was before you and I will be after you.”
“so this is what you call fine?”
“fuck you Y/N… you know what this is me being fine, I just lost my husband, and my son is gay what more could I go through… honestly everyone always wants me to be miss perfect but I’m not, and you sending the other three musketeers over to have an “intervention” are you kidding get out of my face.”
“no I won’t leave you and a crew them, I never asked them for anything, I never told them anything.”
“then tell me, why?… why are you so determined to help me.” She said waving her arms voice raised.
“Because Bree Van de Kamp I love you, I’m in love with you!” You yelled before you could think.
She stood there staring at you dumbfounded and you realized what you said, “Y/N”
“No you know what I’m gonna go… we both need some space to cool off so I’m gonna go.” You tuned and left her there just staring at you.
———time jump———
3 days later and you heard a knock at your door, “come on in it’s open!” You yelled out as you were in the living room, working on your laptop, you heard the door open and soft fragile foot steps come towards the room.
“Y/N?” You heard a gentle voice call to you, a smooth voice that’s been tainted with some rasp from crying.
You turned being met with Bree staring back at you the gorgeous redhead that you had accidentally confessed your feelings to and then ran out, way to drop a bomb there Y/N. “Um… Bree hey um…”
“Can we talk?”
“oh yea ignore the laptop, join me.” You folded the computer and quickly placed it in front of you while patting the couch for her to join you. She delicately sat next to you not making eye contact, you gave her the floor to speak and waited.
“Uhumm I’m not sure how to say this so here goes, you know how they say you don’t know you’ve lost something until you need it the most?”
“Yea.”
“We’ll that’s you or at least for me, the other night I finally understood why I was so mad at myself for wearing that stupid ring and it was because it kept me from you, from day one with everything I felt different around you, I always wanted to be with you and had you on my mind… I guess what I’m trying to say is that without knowing it I’ve been in love with you this whole time.” She turned to you with tears in her eyes, you didn’t know what to say so you held out your arms and she leaned into you, you wrapped her in your arms and just held her. When you finally pulled apart she asked you a question that burned in her, “so does this mean I can kiss you now, I’m not sure what to do?”
“baby you can do a lot more than just kiss me.” You smirked as she made contact with your lips, you deepened the kiss, running your hand down her side as you laid her back on the couch she arched into you as your lips collided and bodies pressed into each other. You pulled away laying foreheads together allowing you to catch your breath, “Are you sure about this?”
“Y/N I’m not sure about anything anymore.”
“We don’t have to go any farther we can take it slow.”
“No I’ve taken this… us too slow, I need you.”
you pulled back your eyes gazing into hers and seeing the deep emotions swirling behind those blue orbs, you leaned down kissing her again before getting off and pulling her up with you. “Please, Y/N I…”
“Not here… I’m not going to let the first time I’m with the woman I love be in my living room couch.” There was a silence as her mouth gaped and then closed behind you as she followed you upstairs, you slowly opened the door to your bedroom and she stepped in, she nervously stood inside as you came up behind her and ran your hands over her shoulders and down her sides placing kisses gently she turned in your arms and you continued kissing down her neck. You quickly worked to undress each other until she was in a matching set of bras and panties and you stood in your bra and pants, she slowly undid the button sliding them down to the floor and kneeling before you, she slowly stood before you as you looked down at her, you lifted her chin placing a kiss on her lips as she wrapped her arms around you.
you quickly hoisted her up wrapping her legs around your waist continuing the kisses, you walked over and slowly placed her on the bed. You kissed down her body teasing her by kissing her thighs down the outside and then up the inner thigh. You spent your night like that learning each others bodies and in the morning you awoke.
You thought it was all a dream until you realized a familiar weight draped across your torso red hair splayed across your chest as she rested on you, your breathing in sync your legs tangled together under dark satin sheets cool against the exposed skin.
So it wasn’t all a dream.
#x yn#bree van de kamp#desperate housewives#bree van de kamp x reader#fluff prompts#angst#angst with a happy ending#lynette scavo#Wisteria lane
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Sex Crimes of Any Kind, Super Violent/Xtreme Kinks, Inflation, Feederism, Abuse, Puke, Shit, DDLG, Age Play, Raceplay, Wound Fucking, Gore, Vore, Misgendering/Detrans, CBT, Sounding, Fisting, Gunplay, Drugging, Stepcest etc...
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Things I Will Write: ✔️
Genderbent Characters, Mild Yandere, Daddy/Mommy Kink, Cheating, Mild BDSM, CNC, Dubcon, Monsters, Hybrids, Sex Pollen, Legal Age Gap, Power Imbalance (Prof/Student, Boss/Employee), Feet, Armpits, Piss, Breeding, Mild Blood/Knifeplay, Cock Warming, Dry Humping, Voyeur, Public Sex, Orgy, 3somes, Sex Toys, Overstim, Edging, etc... etc... :P
Trans Reader, Tall/Short Reader, Chubby/Curvy/Fat/Buff Reader, Other Specific Characteristics. ✔️
Ch x Ch / Ch x Reader / Ch x OC / OC x Reader / Poly Ships of any kind.
F/F, M/M, F/M, GN/F, GN/M, Poly Ships of any kind.
Now that that's out of the way, here's the list of fandoms and characters i'm familiar with and will happily take requests on!
Adventure Time/Fiona & Cake: PB, Marceline, Marshall Lee, Winter King, Candy Queen, Simon, Ice King, Fiona.
Attack On Titan: Armin, Eren, Mikasa, Sasha, Levi, Hanji, Annie, Historia, Reiner, Erwin, Ymir.
Avatar: Jake, Neytiri.
Batman Begins Trilogy: Batman, Catwoman, Bane, Joker, Scarecrow.
Beauty & The Beast: Belle, Beast/Adam, Gaston.
Bee & Puppycat: Bee, Deckard, Cass, Toast.
BigBang Theory: Raj, Leonard, Penny, Amy.
Black Dynamite: Honeybee, Black Dynamite.
BNA: Michiru, Shirou.
Bob’s Burgers: Bob, Linda.
Breaking Bad: Jesse, Skylar.
Call of Duty: Konig, Ghost, Mace, Keegan, Krueger, Valeria, Farah.
Creepypasta: Jeff, Jane, Ben, Toby, EJ, LJ, Slenderman, Splendorman, Clockwork, Kate, Masky, Hoodie,
Desperate Housewives: Bree, Gabi, Edie, Lynette, Carlos, John.
Dirty Dancing: Johnny, Baby.
Earth Girls Are Easy: Mac, Zeebo, Wiploc, Valerie.
Elemental: Wade, Ember.
Encanto: Isabela, Bruno, Dolores, Julieta.
FNAF Movie: Vanessa, Mike, William/Steve.
Frozen: Elsa, Anna, Kristoff.
Futurama: Leela, Fry, Amy, Bender.
Good Pizza, Great Pizza: Alicante, Octavia, Dr. Keh, Nasir, Flash, Cicero, Kimmy Slice, Dr. Price.
Grandma's Boy: J.P, Samantha.
Gravity Falls: Ford, Stan, Soos, Melody, Giffany, Bill.
Jane The Virgin: Jane, Michael, Petra, Luisa, Rose, Rogelio, Xiomara.
Jurassic Park (1993): Ian Malcolm, Ellie Sattler.
Jujutsu Kaisen: Gojo, Choso, Nanami, Sukuna, Toji, Shoko, Geto, Yaga Masamichi, Utahime, Uraume.
King of the Hill: Hank, Peggy, Luane, Nancy, Dale, Khan, Min, John Redcorn.
Lisa Frankenstein: Lisa, Creature, Taffy.
Little Mermaid (2022): Ariel, Eric.
MHA: Dabi, Hawks, Aizawa, Shigaraki.
Miller's Girl: Cairo, Johnathon.
Moon Knight: Moon System, Layla, Khonshu.
Mulan: Mulan, Li Shang.
National Treasure: Benjamin, Riley.
Nintendo: Link, Zelda, Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, Luigi, Bowser, Waluigi.
Norbit: Rasputia, Norbit.
Princess & The Frog: Tiana, Lottie, Naveen, Shadow Man.
Ratatouille: Colette, Linguini.
Regular Show: Mordecai, Margret, Eileen, CJ, Benson.
Resident Evil: Karl Heisenberg, Carlos Oiliveria, Lady Dimitrescu.
Rick and Morty: Rick, Jerry, Beth, Doofus Rick.
Riverdale: FP Jones, Hiram.
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: Kim, Ramona, Gideon, Wallace.
Scream 5: Amber, Tara, Sam.
Serial Mom: Chip, Beverly.
Silverado: Slick, Rae, Mal, Paden.
Shallow Hal: Rosemary, Hal.
Shameless: Lip, Fiona, Kev, V.
SheRa (2018): All Adults.
Sherlock (2010): Sherlock, John Watson.
Slashers & DBD: Brahms, Ghostface, Michael Myers, Jason Vorhees, Pyramid Head, The Spirit, Huntress, Trapper, Wraith, Trickster, Pearl, Jennifer Check, Stu Matcher, Billy Loomis, Tiffany Valentine, Patrick Bateman, Thomas Hewitt, Vincent Sinclair, Eric Draven, The Artist, Amanda Young.
Spiderverse: Miguel, Jessica Drew.
Spongebob: Dennis, Man Ray.
Squid Games: Gi-Hun, Sae-Byeok, Ali, Sang Woo.
Steven Universe: Garnet, Amethyst, Peridot, Lapis, Jasper, Blue Diamond, Rose, Greg.
Stardew Valley: All Adult Humans (Except George & Evelyn)
Stranger Things: Robin, Billy Eddie, Chrissy, Hopper.
Supernatural: Sam, Dean, Castiel.
Super Store: Amy, Jonah, Dina, Garrett, Cheyenne.
Tangled: Flynn, Rapunzel, Mother Gothell.
The Batman (2022): Batman, Riddler.
The Breakfast Club: John Bender, Allison Reynolds.
The Nanny: C.C, Fran, Maxwell.
Total Drama Island: S1 Contestants, Chris, Chef, Blainley.
Triple Frontier: Frankie, Santiago.
Turning Red: Ming Lee, Jin Lee.
Twilight: Edward, Carlisle, Alice, Charlie.
YOU: Beck, Joe, Peach, Love.
Young Sheldon: Mary, Connie.
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Abel Morales (A Most Violent Year)
Astarion (Baulder’s Gate 3)
Babbo Natale (Violent Night)
Barbie (Barbie 2023)
Basil Stitt (Lightning Face)
Beverly Goldberg (The Goldbergs)
Bruce (Beyond Therapy)
Charles Ingalls (Little House on the Praire)
Charlie Dompler (Smiling Friends)
Chel (Road to El Dorado)
Dale Kobble (Longlegs)
Dan Conner (Rosanne)
David Levinson (Independence Day)
Din Djarin (The Mandalorian)
Doug Remer (Baseketball)
Duke Leto Atreides (Dune)
Fezzik (Princess Bride)
Francine (American Dad)
Fujimoto (Ponyo)
Georgia Miller (Ginny & Georgia)
Jack Harrison (Translyvania 6-5000)
Jackson Rippner (Red Eye)
Jon Arbuckle (Garfield 2024)
John Doe (John Doe Game)
Jonathan Levy (Scenes from a Marriage)
John Wick (John Wick 4)
King Baldwin (Kingdom of Heaven)
Kitten (Breakfast on Pluto)
Laurent LeClaire (In Secret)
Linda Gunderson (Rio)
Llewyn Davis (Inside Lleywn Davis)
Master Chief (Halo)
Mike (5lbs of Pressure)
Moe Doodle (Doodle Bops)
Nani Palekai (Lilo & Stitch)
Nathan Bateman (Ex Machina)
Outcome-3 (The Bourne Legacy)
Orestes (Agora)
Paul Blart (Paul Blart: Mall Cop)
Paul Cable (Last Stand at Saber River)
Peggy Bundy (Married With Children)
Peter Mitchell (3 Men & A Baby)
Poe Dameron (Star Wars)
Prince John (Robin Hood 2010)
Robert ‘Bob’ Floyd (Top Gun: Maverick)
Rose Tyler (Doctor Who)
Shiv (Pu-239)
Stanley Ipkiss (The Mask)
Star-Lord (Guardians of the Galaxy)
Summer Field (Time Cut)
Tate Langdon (AHS: Murder House)
The Janitor (Willy’s Wonderland)
Thomas Magnum (Magnum, P.I 1980)
William Tell (The Card Counter)
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✎ Introduction ⋆.ೃ࿔*:・
Reqs are always open like usual too, and you can request as much as you want and as detailed as you want! i just get to things when i can/want to.
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What I Won't Write:
Smut. (Go to my other blog)
What I'm Willing To Write:
Reader Who Is: Tall, Short, Fat, Chubby, Curvy, Buff. Trans/NB.
Reader Who Has: Depression, Anxiety, DPDR, ADD.
Fluff, angst, platonic, hurt/comfort.
HC's, one shots, short multi-chapter fics, imagines/drabbles.
Canon-friendly, AU's, Canon Divergence, Out of Character.
Ch x Ch / Ch x Reader / Ch x OC / Poly Ships of any kind.
F/F, M/M, F/M, GN/F, GN/M, Poly Ships of any kind.
Now that that's out of the way, here's the list of fandoms and characters i'm familiar with and will happily take requests on!
Adventure Time/Fiona & Cake: PB, Marceline, Marshall Lee, Winter King, Candy Queen, Simon, Ice King, Fiona.
Attack On Titan: Armin, Eren, Mikasa, Sasha, Levi, Hanji, Annie, Historia, Reiner, Erwin, Ymir.
Avatar: Jake, Neytiri.
Batman Begins Trilogy: Batman, Catwoman, Bane, Joker, Scarecrow.
Beauty & The Beast: Belle, Beast/Adam, Gaston.
Bee & Puppycat: Bee, Deckard, Cass, Toast.
BigBang Theory: Raj, Leonard, Penny, Amy.
Bistro Huddy: All Staff Members.
Black Dynamite: Honeybee, Black Dynamite.
BNA: Michiru, Shirou.
Bob’s Burgers: Bob, Linda.
Breaking Bad: Jesse, Skylar.
Call of Duty: Konig, Ghost, Mace, Keegan, Krueger, Valeria, Farah.
Creepypasta: Jeff, Jane, Ben, Toby, EJ, LJ, Slenderman, Splendorman, Clockwork, Kate, Masky, Hoodie,
Desperate Housewives: Bree, Gabi, Edie, Lynette, Carlos, John.
Dirty Dancing: Johnny, Baby.
Earth Girls Are Easy: Mac, Zeebo, Wiploc, Valerie.
Elemental: Wade, Ember.
Encanto: Isabela, Bruno, Dolores, Julieta.
FNAF Movie: Vanessa, Mike, William/Steve.
Frozen: Elsa, Anna, Kristoff.
Futurama: Leela, Fry, Amy, Bender.
Good Pizza, Great Pizza: Alicante, Octavia, Dr. Keh, Nasir, Flash, Cicero, Kimmy Slice, Dr. Price.
Grandma's Boy: J.P, Samantha.
Gravity Falls: Ford, Stan, Soos, Melody, Giffany, Bill.
Jane The Virgin: Jane, Michael, Petra, Luisa, Rose, Rogelio, Xiomara.
Jurassic Park (1993): Ian Malcolm, Ellie Sattler.
Jujutsu Kaisen: Gojo, Choso, Nanami, Sukuna, Toji, Shoko, Geto, Yaga Masamichi, Utahime, Uraume.
King of the Hill: Hank, Peggy, Luane, Nancy, Dale, Khan, Min, John Redcorn.
Life Is Strange (2015): Maxine, Chloe.
Lisa Frankenstein: Lisa, Creature, Taffy.
Little Mermaid (2022): Ariel, Eric.
MHA: Dabi, Hawks, Aizawa, Shigaraki.
Miller's Girl: Cairo, Johnathon.
Moon Knight: Moon System, Layla, Khonshu.
Mulan: Mulan, Li Shang.
National Treasure: Benjamin, Riley.
Nintendo: Link, Zelda, Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, Luigi, Bowser, Waluigi.
Norbit: Rasputia, Norbit.
Princess & The Frog: Tiana, Lottie, Naveen, Shadow Man.
Ratatouille: Colette, Linguini.
Regular Show: Mordecai, Margret, Eileen, CJ, Benson.
Resident Evil: Karl Heisenberg, Carlos Oiliveria, Lady Dimitrescu.
Rick and Morty: Rick, Jerry, Beth, Doofus Rick.
Riverdale: FP Jones, Hiram.
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: Kim, Ramona, Gideon, Wallace.
Scream 5: Amber, Tara, Sam.
Serial Mom: Chip, Beverly.
Silverado: Slick, Rae, Mal, Paden.
Shallow Hal: Rosemary, Hal.
Shameless: Lip, Fiona, Kev, V.
SheRa (2018): All Adults.
Sherlock (2010): Sherlock, John Watson.
Slashers & DBD: Brahms, Ghostface, Michael Myers, Jason Vorhees, Pyramid Head, The Spirit, Huntress, Trapper, Wraith, Trickster, Pearl, Jennifer Check, Stu Matcher, Billy Loomis, Tiffany Valentine, Patrick Batmeman, Thomas Hewitt, Vincent Sinclair, Eric Draven, The Artist, Amanda Young.
Spiderverse: Miguel, Jessica Drew.
Spongebob: Dennis, Man Ray.
Squid Games: Gi-Hun, Sae-Byeok, Ali, Sang Woo.
Stardew Valley: All Adult Humans (Except George & Evelyn)
Steven Universe: Garnet, Amethyst, Peridot, Lapis, Jasper, Blue Diamond, Rose, Greg.
Stranger Things: Robin, Billy Eddie, Chrissy, Hopper.
Supernatural: Sam, Dean, Castiel.
Super Store: Amy, Jonah, Dina, Garrett, Cheyenne.
Tangled: Flynn, Rapunzel, Mother Gothell.
The Batman (2022): Batman, Riddler.
The Breakfast Club: John Bender, Allison Reynolds.
The Nanny: C.C, Fran, Maxwell.
Total Drama Island: S1 Contestants, Chris, Chef, Blainley.
Triple Frontier: Frankie, Santiago.
Turning Red: Ming Lee, Jin Lee.
Twilight: Edward, Carlisle, Alice, Charlie.
YOU: Beck, Joe, Peach, Love.
Young Sheldon: Mary, Connie.
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Abel Morales (A Most Violent Year)
Astarion (Baulder’s Gate 3)
Babbo Natale (Violent Night)
Barbie (Barbie 2023)
Basil Stitt (Lightning Face)
Beverly Goldberg (The Goldbergs)
Bruce (Beyond Therapy)
Charles Ingalls (Little House on the Praire)
Charlie Dompler (Smiling Friends)
Chel (Road to El Dorado)
Dale Kobble (Longlegs)
Dan Conner (Rosanne)
David Levinson (Independence Day)
Din Djarin (The Mandalorian)
Doug Remer (Baseketball)
Duke Leto Atreides (Dune)
Fezzik (Princess Bride)
Francine (American Dad)
Fujimoto (Ponyo)
Georgia Miller (Ginny & Georgia)
Jack Harrison (Translyvania 6-5000)
Jackson Rippner (Red Eye)
Jon Arbuckle (Garfield 2024)
John Doe (John Doe Game)
Jonathan Levy (Scenes from a Marriage)
John Wick (John Wick 4)
King Baldwin (Kingdom of Heaven)
Kitten (Breakfast on Pluto)
Laurent LeClaire (In Secret)
Linda Gunderson (Rio)
Llewyn Davis (Inside Lleywn Davis)
Master Chief (Halo)
Mike (5lbs of Pressure)
Moe Doodle (Doodle Bops)
Nani Palekai (Lilo & Stitch)
Nathan Bateman (Ex Machina)
Outcome-3 (The Bourne Legacy)
Orestes (Agora)
Paul Blart (Paul Blart: Mall Cop)
Paul Cable (Last Stand at Saber River)
Peggy Bundy (Married With Children)
Peter Mitchell (3 Men & A Baby)
Poe Dameron (Star Wars)
Prince John (Robin Hood 2010)
Robert ‘Bob’ Floyd (Top Gun: Maverick)
Rose Tyler (Doctor Who)
Shiv (Pu-239)
Stanley Ipkiss (The Mask)
Star-Lord (Guardians of the Galaxy)
Summer Field (Time Cut)
Tate Langdon (AHS: Murder House)
The Janitor (Willy’s Wonderland)
Thomas Magnum (Magnum, P.I 1980)
William Tell (The Card Counter)
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Hello everyone! Dolly here. This is my list of fandoms and ships for roleplay! Please feel free to read this and hmu if anything interests you!
rp rules !! please read
KEY ; Bold — Wanted muse (if none, i can play as either)
x — Romantic pairings
& — Platonic pairings
warning!! a shitton of ships, crackships and maybe problematic pairings
I. EPIC : THE MUSICAL — 🐚
Odysseus x Penelope
Odysseus x Poseidon
Odysseus x Polites
Eurylochus x Ctimede
Odysseus x Hermes
Eurylochus x Hermes
Penelope & Telemachus
Eurylochus x Zeus
Odysseus & Telemachus
Odysseus & Ctimede
Telemachus x Antinous
Antinous x Calypso
Calypso x Poseidon
Circe x Odysseus
Circe x Calypso
Circe x Penelope
Penelope x Polites
Odysseus x Polites x Penelope (can double up if needed)
Odysseus x Poseidon x Zeus
Athena x Aphrodite
Aphrodite x Ares
Circe x Hermes
Aphrodite x Hermes
Athena &/x Odysseus
Athena &/x Penelope
Athena &/x Penelope &/x Odysseus (Can double up as either)
Athena x Literally anyone
Athena & Telemachus
Apollo x Hermes
and more... feel free to ask
II. HAMILTON — 🐚
Hamilton x Laurens
Hamilton x Jefferson
Hamilton x Eliza
Eliza x Jefferson
Hamilton x Laurens x Eliza (Can double up)
Maria x Hamilton
Eliza & Angelica
Angelica & Peggy
Peggy & Eliza
Burr x Angelica
Burr x Theodosia Sr.
Burr x Maria
Maria x Lafayette
Maria x Angelica
Angelica x Theodosia Sr.
Eliza x Martha L. (Laurens' wife)
Martha L x Laurens
Kinloch x Laurens
Laurens x Lafayette
Rachel (Hamilton's mom) x Washington
James Jr(Hamilton's Brother) & Hamilton
James Jr x Mary (his wife)
any historical wife x husband
Phillip x Frances Laurens
Phillip x Theo Jr
Theo Jr x Frances L.
Phillip x Theo Jr. x Frances L. (Can double up)
Eliza & Any of her kids
Hamilton & Angie Hamilton (his daughter)
Angie H. & Phillip
Angie H. x Eacker
Angie H. x Frances L.
Angie H. x Theo Jr.
and more.. feel free to ask
III. GOOD OMENS — 🐚
Crowley x Aziraphale
Muriel & Crowley
Muriel & Aziraphale
Beelzebub x Gabriel
Shax x Furfur
Maggie x Nina
Maggie x (Fem!presenting) Aziraphale
Maggie x Mostly anyone
and more... feel free to ask
IV. DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES — 🐚
*: I'm still on season 6. Please don't spoil me
Bree &/x Gabby
Bree &/x Susan
Susan x Mike
Edie x Susan
Edie x Mike
Tom x Lynette
Lynette x Bree
Gabby x Carlos
Gabby x John
Lynette & Any of her kids
Bree x Anyone
and more... feel free to ask
W.I.P
I'll edit whenever i feel like it lol.
dm me or interact if interested
—xoxo, Dolly
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I'm baffled but delighted by "Desperate Housewives but it's X-Men" (which I'm going to call Wisteria X in my head until you land on an actual title). How does this work? Is Wisteria Lane just full of Mutants, or is it just the Van De Kamps? I'm assuming at this point that Bree is the only human in an otherwise fully X-Gene Positive family, to maintain her "I need everyone to be as good and proper as I am" hopeless lunacy.
In my vision Rex was actually the human and Bree was hoping that the children would take after him but that was decidedly not the case, cuz I think it's more narratively interesting that way because it's been a hot second since I've watched Desperate housewives but I think Bree's backstory is really interesting if she and her biological mother were the only mutants and so that was another source of alienation from her father and stepmother. Because in my original dream her deal was she had like a like water for chocolate type deal where she would imbue the food she cooked with the emotions she felt while she was cooking it because there's also a lot of interesting narrative stuff there with how emotionally repressed Bree is. I also think like with how hippy dippy I assume a lot of people think mutants are like A lot of people finding out that Bree "President of the local chapter of the NRA" Van de Kamp is one would be hilarious. It's only the Van de Kamps but I think Lynette lives in utter dread every moment of her life that the twins are going to turn out to be mutants. And Wisteria X is a great name I've been calling it Desperate Housemutants in my head which I think is less good.
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in an another world jason used to write lynette x bree fanfics on livejournal before he died
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it still pisses me off to this day that the show tried to write off bree and karl’s entire relationship as nothing after he died. like i genuinely really believe that man wanted to be good for bree. he did so many things for her that you just know he wouldn’t have done for susan or edie. when she said let’s cool it on the sex he didn’t drift away, he agreed and stuck with her. yes he wasn’t a perfect boyfriend, but he probably put in more effort into his affair with bree than the entirety of his marriage with susan. also, he was just as good for bree as she was for him. he let her rebellious side out, he let her be free of the shackles orson held her in. they were perfect for each other in so many ways, but nooooooo. the minute he dies they revert him back to a “cheating playboy who can’t stay in a monogamous relationship”. i truly don’t think he would’ve cheated or forsaken bree if they were to actually get married. i think his love for her was raw and unfiltered and it SUCKS the show just took away all his progress as a character. it SUCKS they ruined what i feel is one of the best relationships desperate housewives had to offer.
#i am a karl mayer apologist#i am still not over his death#i am still not over karl x bree#should’ve been endgame#desperate housewives#bree van de kamp#karl mayer#susan mayer#lynette scavo#gaby solis
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Everyone has secrets part I
Pairing: Steve Rogers X Mutant!Reader.
Word count: 656 words.
Summary: You and Steve had an undercover mission on Wisteria Lane, however, you will discover that it will not be so simple, as well as the neighbours’ secrets.
Warnings: Angst and mystery, death of a character.
A/N: This is my entry to @darkficsyouneveraskedfor‘s Roo’s Dark! Crossover Challenge with prompt #6:
"I told you to get on the bed, don't make me take you outside."
Marvel X Desperate housewives crossover
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You looked at your hands, swallowed with difficulty, that shouldn't have happened, it was a simple mission, how did it end like this?
How were you going to explain to Steve what happened?
How would they explain what happened to your superiors?
Steve…
His words sounded in your mind several times, the same times he had repeated them to you, yet you had ignored them, even though he had not gone after you. Maybe if you had listened to him, they would have made love again and you wouldn't be in trouble, you bit your lip.
"I told you to get on the bed, don't make me take you outside", was what he had told you, maybe something had happened to him, but you would take care of it later.
You tried to clean your hands, you needed to clear your head to be able to think, to devise a plan that would justify what happened. You looked up when you noticed the shadows surrounding you, no, they weren’t shadows, they were the neighbours, you opened your mouth trying to say something, but you closed it when no word came out, you could not think of anything to justify what happened.
“Y/N, my dear, what happened, are you okay?” Bree asked.
“I... I... “ You couldn't think clearly.
"What happened?" Lynette questioned.
"This shouldn't have happened, this is wrong.”
"Y/N, Y/N, we'll help you, but we need to know what happened," Susan said.
Steve showed up, but none of you noticed until he spoke. “Y/N I told you that if you didn't go back to bed, I was going to...” he didn’t finish the sentence because when he lowered his gaze, he noticed that you were about to pass out. “Y/N...what happened?”
You didn't know how to explain it, no one else was supposed to know (apart from your superiors) that you were there, or about the mission, you didn't understand how you had been found, nothing was right.
"We will help them, we know what to do," Gabrielle said, helping you get up.
The next thing that happened was confusing, as you explained to Steve what happened or at least tried. The only thing that made you feel bad was that now those women were innocent and now they were involved.
The first day you arrived, they hadn't even finished getting the boxes off the moving truck when a red-haired woman arrived, she gave the impression of being too straight and correct, she left them a basket with homemade muffins.
"Is that woman human?" She acts like a robot," Steve said in confusion as he loaded a box and stuffed it into the house.
"She's not a robot, but she hides several things,” you replied.
That same afternoon you met Gabrielle, you immediately recognized her, once your mom took you to a fashion show and there you saw her on the catwalk.
The next morning, they were awakened by Lynette's screams, for a moment you thought you had been discovered and were being under attack, but when you looked out the window it was only the woman who was scolding her children.
"Wow, I think that woman must go to an anger control class," you blustered, however, you immediately closed the curtains, you were afraid she had listened to you.
“Did they find us? “Steve questioned.
“No, it's the neighbour who...” You were interrupted by the doorbell, it was Lynette.
You met Susan at noon when she appeared in front of your door with some cookies that she bought at the supermarket fell on you, she immediately apologized, although Steve ended up with a face full of cake.
"It's worse than when there are recruits and you have to train them," you said after she left.
But one thing you were sure of and that was that every one of those women had some or some secrets that they hid deep in their being.
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Sortinghatschats Comparison with MBTI and Enneagram - List Pt 1
Based on a post by @arisruby I decided to compare the sortinghatchats system with MBTI and enneagram types and see if there's any correlation. The summary post is here and the analysis post is here.
For the full list of sortings and MBTI types see under the cut. Since it was very long the list of sortings and enneagrams is here.
Key:
LP = Lion Primary
BiP = Bird Primary
SP = Snake Primary
BaP = Badger Primary
LS = Lion Secondary
SS = Snake Secondary
BiS = Bird Secondary
BaS = Badger Secondary
If you want to learn more about the sortinghatchats systems check out @sortinghatchats and @wisteria-lodge.
Credit:
MBTI and Enneagram: @funkymbtifiction
Sortinghatchats: @sortinghatchats, @wisteria-lodge, @the-phoenix-heart, @missbrunettebarbie, @montmarayroyal, @persefoneshalott, @awinterrain, @everyonewasabird, @yoursummerfrost, @reds-burrow, @dragonsaredorks,
MBTI
ENJF:
Aleskander Kirigan 3w4 Shadow & Bone — Badger/Badger
Bonnie Bennett 2w1 The Vampire Diaries — Lion/Lion
Carlisle Cullen 9w1 The Twilight Saga — Badger/Badger
Charles Xavier 2w1 X-Men — Badger/Badger
Emma Woodhouse 2w3 Emma (2016) — Lion/Lion
Jasmine 2w1 Aladdin — Lion/Snake
Loki 4w3 The Avengers — Snake/Bird
Maggie Vera 3w2 Charmed — Badger/Badger
Marcel Gerard 3w2 The Originals — Lion/Badger
Marisa Coulter 3w2 The Golden Compass — Snake/Snake
Morgana Pendragon 4w3 Merlin — Snake/Snake
Regina Mills 2w3 Once Upon a Time — Snake/Bird
Linda Martin - Lucifer — Bird/Bird
LP: 4
BiP: 1
SP: 4
BaP: 4
LS: 2
SS: 3
BiS: 3
BaS: 5
Badger/Badger = 4
Lion/Lion = 2
Snake/Bird = 2
Snake/Snake = 2
Lion/Badger = 1
Lion/Snake = 1
Bird/Bird = 1
ESFJ:
Alice Cullen 2w3 The Twilight Saga — Snake/Bird
Mr. Bingley 9w1 Pride & Prejudice — Badger/Badger
Boromir 2w3 The Lord of the Rings — Snake/Lion
Clark Kent 2w1 Smallville — Snake/Snake
Cora Crawley 9w1 Downton Abbey — Snake/Bird
Daphne Bridgerton 2w1 Bridgerton — Badger/Snake
Emily Gilmore 2w3 Gilmore Girls — Lion/Lion
Esme Cullen 2w1 The Twilight Saga — Snake/Badger
Gertrude 3w2 Ophelia so — Snake/Lion
George Knightley 1w2 Emma — Snake/Badger
Georgiana 3w2 The Great — Snake/Snake
Guenevere Pendragon 2w1 Merlin — Badger/Badger
Margaery Tyrell 2w3 Game of Thrones — Snake/Badger
Nate Archibald 9w1 Gossip Girl — Badger/Lion
Peeta Mellark 9w1 The Hunger Games — Snake/Badger
Peter Pevensie 2w3 The Chronicles of Narnia — Badger/Lion
Sam Gamgee 2w1 The Lord of the Rings — Snake/Badger
Sam Wilson 2w1 The Falcon and the Winter Soldier — Badger/Lion
Molly Weasley 2w3 — Snake/Lion
LP: 1
BiP: 0
SP: 12
BaP: 6
LS: 7
SS: 3
BiS: 2
BaS: 7
Snake/Badger = 5
Snake/Lion = 3
Snake/Bird = 2
Badger/Badger = 2
Snake/Snake = 2
Badger/Lion = 2
Badger/Snake = 1
Lion/Lion = 1
Fe:
LP: 6
BiP: 1
SP: 15
BaP: 10
LS: 9
SS: 6
BiS: 5
BaS: 12
Badger/Badger = 6
Snake/Badger = 5
Snake/Bird = 4
Snake/Snake = 4
Lion/Lion = 3
Snake/Lion = 3
Badger/Lion = 2
Lion/Badger = 1
Badger/Snake = 1
Lion/Snake = 1
Bird/Bird = 1
INFJ:
Aaron Burr 9w1 Hamilton — Snake/Snake
Albus Dumbledore 1w9 Harry Potter — Lion/Snake
Drusilla 9w1 Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Lion/Snake
Faramir 9w1 The Lord of the Rings — Bird/Bird
Galadriel 1w9 The Lord of the Rings — Snake/Lion
Gandalf 6w7 The Lord of the Rings — Bird/Bird
Obi-Wan Kenobi 5w6 Star Wars — Badger/Snake
Varys 5w6 Game of Thrones — Snake/Snake
Charlotte Richards - Lucifer — Snake/Lion
LP: 2
BiP: 2
SP: 4
BaP: 1
LS: 2
SS: 5
BiS:1
BaS: 0
Snake/Snake = 2
Lion/Snake = 2
Bird/Bird = 2
Snake/Lion = 2
Badger/Snake = 1
INTJ:
Alec Hardy 5w6 Broadchurch — Snake/Bird
Brandon Stark 5w4 Game of Thrones — Bird/Badger
Mr. Darcy 5w4 Pride & Prejudice — Snake/Badger
Elphaba Thropp 4w5 sp/sx Wicked! — Lion/Lion
Elrond 1w2 The Lord of the Rings — Bird/Bird
Erik Lehnsherr / Magneto 6w5 X-Men — Lion/Lion
Mr. Gold / Rumple 5w4 Once Upon a Time — Snake/Bird
Michael Corleone 5w6 The Godfather — Badger/Bird
Mycroft Holmes 5w4 The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes — Lion/Bird
Petyr Baelish 3w4 Game of Thrones — Snake/Snake
Tom Riddle 3w4 Harry Potter — Lion/Bird
Victor Frankenstein 5w4 Victor Frankenstein — Bird/Bird
LP: 4
BiP: 2
SP: 4
BaP: 1
LS: 2
SS: 1
BiS: 7
BaS: 2
Snake/Bird = 2
Lion/Lion = 2
Bird/Bird = 2
Lion/Bird = 2
Bird/Badger = 1
Snake/Badger = 1
Badger/Bird = 1
Snake/Snake = 1
Ni:
LP: 6
BiP: 4
SP: 8
BaP: 2
LS: 4
SS: 6
BiS: 8
BaS: 2
Bird/Bird = 4
Snake/Snake = 3
Lion/Snake = 2
Snake/Bird = 2
Lion/Lion = 2
Lion/Bird = 2
Snake/Lion = 2
Badger/Snake = 1
Bird/Badger = 1
Snake/Badger = 1
Badger/Bird = 1
ENTJ:
Alexander Hamilton 8w7 Hamilton — Snake/Lion
Denethor 3w4 The Lord of the Rings — Snake/Bird
Gale Hawthorne 8w9 The Hunger Games — Lion/Lion
Gerard Argent 8w9 Teen Wolf — Lion/Bird
Kaz Brekker 8w9 Shadow & Bone — Snake/Snake
Leia Organa 8w9 Star Wars — Lion/Lion
Lynette Scavo 8w9 Desperate Housewives — Snake/Snake
Mary Crawley 3w4 Downton Abbey — Snake/Snake
Palpatine 3w4 Star Wars — Snake/Bird
LP: 3
BiP: 0
SP: 6
BaP: 0
LS: 3
SS: 3
BiS: 3
BaS: 0
Snake/Snake = 3
Snake/Bird = 2
Snake/Lion - 1
Lion/Lion = 1
Lion/Bird = 1
ESTJ:
Adora Belle Dearheart 8w9 Going Postal — Snake/Snake
Angelica Schulyer 8w7 Hamilton — Snake/Snake
Anthony Bridgerton 1w2 Bridgerton — Badger/Lion
Blair Waldorf 3w4 Gossip Girl — Snake/Badger
Bree Van De Kamp 1w2 Desperate Housewives — Badger/Bird
Cersei Lannister 8w9 Game of Thrones — Snake/Lion
Cordelia Chase 3w2 Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Lion/Lion
Donna Noble 8w7 Doctor Who — Lion/Lion
Éomer 8w9 The Lord of the Rings — Lion/Lion
Hector Barbossa 8w7 The Pirates of the Caribbean — Snake/Badger
Hermione Granger 1w2 Harry Potter — Lion/Bird
James Norrington 3w2 The Pirates of the Caribbean — Bird/Badger
Lydia Martin 3w2 Teen Wolf — Bird/Bird
Marial 8w9 The Great — Snake/Lion
Paris Gellar 3w2 Gilmore Girls — Lion/Lion
Percy Weasley 3w2 Harry Potter — Lion/Bird
Tywin Lannister 8w9 Game of Thrones — Lion/Bird
Victoria Argent 8w9 Teen Wolf — Lion/Lion
Violet Crawley 6w5 Downton Abbey — Snake/Snake
Mazikeen Smith 8w7 Lucifer — Snake/Lion
LP: 8
BiP: 2
SP: 8
BaP: 2
LS: 9
SS: 3
BiS: 5
BaS: 3
Lion/Lion = 5
Snake/Snake = 3
Lion/Bird = 3
Snake/Lion = 3
Snake/Badger = 2
Badger/Lion = 1
Badger/Bird = 1
Bird/Badger = 1
Bird/Bird = 1
Te:
LP: 11
BiP: 2
SP: 14
BaP: 2
LS: 12
SS: 6
BiS: 8
BaS: 3
Snake/Snake = 6
Lion/Lion = 6
Snake/Lion = 4
Lion/Bird = 4
Snake/Badger = 2
Snake/Bird = 2
Badger/Lion = 1
Badger/Bird = 1
Bird/Badger = 1
Bird/Bird = 1
ENFP:
Catherine the Great 3w2 The Great — Lion/Bird
Elizabeth Bennet 7w6 Pride & Prejudice — Snake/Lion
Henry Mills 7w6 Once Upon a Time — Lion/Lion
Lorelai Gilmore 7w6 Gilmore Girls — Lion/Snake
Samwell Tarly 9w1 Game of Thrones — Bird/Bird
Tenth Doctor 7w8 Doctor Who — Lion/Lion
Veronica Mars cp 6w7 Veronica Mars — Badger/Snake
George Weasley 7w6 — Snake/Bird
LP: 4
BiP: 1
SP: 2
BaP: 1
LS: 3
SS: 2
BiS: 2
BaS: 0
Lion/Lion = 2
Lion/Bird = 1
Snake/Lion = 1
Bird/Bird = 1
Badger/Snake = 1
Snake/Bird = 1
ENTP:
Darcy Lewis 7w6 WandaVision — Bird/Lion
Eleven 7w6 Doctor Who — Snake/Snake
Jonathan Carnahan 7w6 The Mummy — Bird/Snake
Lyra 7w8 The Golden Compass — Lion/Snake
Merry Brandybuck 7w6 The Lord of the Rings — Badger/Bird
Moist von Lipwig 7w6 Going Postal — Snake/Snake
Stiles Stilinksi 6w7 Teen Wolf — Snake/Bird
Tyrion Lannister 7w6 Game of Thrones — Bird/Snake
Fred Weasley 7w8 — Lion/Snake
Ella Lopez - Lucifer — Badger/Badger
LP: 2
BiP: 3
SP: 3
BaP: 2
LS: 1
SS: 6
BiS: 2
BaS: 2
Snake/Snake = 2
Bird/Snake = 2
Bird/Lion = 1
Lion/Snake = 2
Badger/Bird = 1
Snake/Bird = 1
Badger/Badger = 1
Ne:
LP: 6
BiP: 4
SP: 5
BaP: 3
LS: 4
SS: 8
BiS: 4
BaS: 1
Lion/Lion = 2
Snake/Snake = 2
Bird/Snake = 2
Lion/Snake = 2
Snake/Bird = 2
Lion/Bird - 1
Snake/Lion = 1
Bird/Bird = 1
Badger/Snake = 1
Bird/Lion = 1
Badger/Bird = 1
Badger/Badger = 1
INFP:
Frodo Baggins 9w1 The Lord of the Rings — Bird/Snake
Hamlet 6w7 Hamlet — Bird/Lion
Hamlet 6w7 Ophelia — Bird/Lion
Lucy Pevensie 9w1 The Chronicles of Narnia — Lion/Badger
Matthew Crawley 1w2 Downton Abbey — Bird/Bird
Susan Mayer 6w7 Desperate Housewives — Snake/Lion
Sybil Crawley 9w8 Downton Abbey — Badger/Lion
Wanda Maximoff 9w8 WandaVision — Snake/Lion
LP: 1
BiP: 4
SP: 2
BaP: 1
LS: 5
SS: 1
BiS: 1
BaS: 1
Bird/Lion = 2
Snake/Lion = 2
Bird/Snake = 1
Lion/Badger = 1
Bird/Bird = 1
Badger/Lion = 1
ISFP:
Alina Starkov 6w7 Shadow & Bone — Snake/Lion
Bella Swan 9w8 The Twilight Saga — Snake/Bird
Dean Forester 6w7 Gilmore Girls — Snake/Badger
Edith Crawley 4w3 Downton Abbey — Bird/Badger
Edmund Pevensie 4w3 The Chronicles of Narnia — Bird/Snake
Éowyn cp6w7 The Lord of the Rings — Snake/Lion
Fantine 9w1 Les Miserables — Snake/Lion
Gregor 9w8 The Great — Snake/Lion
Harry Potter 9w8 Harry Potter — Bird/Lion
Hope Mikaelson 2w1 Legacies / The Originals — Snake/Lion
Inej Ghafa 9w8 Shadow & Bone — Bird/Bird
Jess Marino 4w5 Gilmore Girls — Bird/Snake
Jon Snow 6w5 Game of Thrones — Lion/Lion
Logan Echolls 7wcp6 Veronica Mars — Snake/Lion
Luke Skywalker 1w2 Star Wars — Bird/Lion
Mary Margaret Blanchard 2w1 Once Upon a Time — Badger/Lion
Rosalie Hale 4w3 The Twilight Saga — Snake/Lion
Scott McCall 2w1 Teen Wolf — Badger/Badger
William Turner 1w9 The Pirates of the Caribbean — Badger/Lion
LP: 1
BiP: 6
SP: 9
BaP: 3
LS: 12
SS: 2
BiS: 2
BaS: 3
Snake/Lion = 7
Bird/Snake = 2
Bird/Lion = 2
Bager/Lion = 2
Snake/Bird = 1
Snake/Badger = 1
Bird/Badger = 1
Bird/Bird = 1
Badger/Badger = 1
Fi:
LP: 2
BiP: 10
SP: 11
BaP: 4
LS: 17
SS: 3
BiS: 3
BaS: 4
Snake/Lion = 9
Bird/Lion = 4
Bird/Snake = 3
Badger/Lion = 3
Bird/Bird = 2
Lion/Badger = 1
Snake/Bird = 1
Snake/Badger = 1
Bird/Badger = 1
Bird/Bird = 1
Badger/Badger = 1
ESFP:
Amelia Pond 7w8 Doctor Who — Lion/Lion
Anakin Skywalker cp6w7 Star Wars — Snake/Lion
Arya Stark cp6w7 Game of Thrones — Snake/Lion
Elizabeth Swann 8w7 The Pirates of the Caribbean — Lion/Snake
Imhotep 8w9 The Mummy — Snake/Bird
Jaime Lannister 9w8 Game of Thrones — Lion/Snake
Jasmine 9w8 Aladdin (2019) — Lion/Snake
Jesper Fahey 7w6 Shadow & Bone — Snake/Snake
Joffrey Baratheon 3w2 Game of Thrones — Lion/Lion
Mel Vera 8w7 Charmed — Lion/Lion
Pippin Took 7w6 The Lord of the Rings — Lion/Snake
Robb Sark 1w2 Game of Thrones — Badger/Lion
Ron Weasley 4w3 Harry Potter — Lion/Lion
Rose Tyler 7w8 Doctor Who — Snake/Lion
Serena Van Der Woodsen 7w8 Gossip Girl — Bird/Lion
Sirius Black 7w8 Harry Potter — Lion/Lion
Tony Stark 7w8 Avengers — Snake/Lion
Xander Harris 6w7 Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Lion/Badger
Yelena Belova 8w7 Black Widow — Snake/Lion
Eve 7w6 Lucifer — Lion/Badger
LP: 11
BiP: 1
SP: 7
BaP: 1
LS: 12
SS: 5
BiS: 1
BaS: 2
Lion/Lion = 5
Snake/Lion = 5
Lion/Snake = 4
Lion/Badger = 2
Snake/Snake = 1
Badger/Lion = 1
Bird/Lion = 1
ESTP:
Aladdin 9w8 Aladdin (2019) — Snake/Snake
Chuck Bass 8w7 Gossip Girl — Snake/Bird
Dean Winchester 8w7 Supernatural — Badger/Bird
Draco Malfoy 3w4 Harry Potter — Badger/Snake
Emmett Cullen 7w8 The Twilight Saga — Badger/Lion
Gabrielle Solis 7w8 Desperate Housewives — Bird/Snake
Ginny Weasley 8w7 Harry Potter — Snake/Lion
Han Solo 7w8 Star Wars — Snake/Lion
Jack Sparrow 7w6 Pirates of the Caribbean — Lion/Snake
Jackson Whittemore 3w4 Teen Wolf — Bird/Lion
Kate Argent 8w7 Teen Wolf — Lion/Snake
Malyen Oretsev 6w7 Shadow & Bone — Snake/Badger
Napoleon Solo 3w2 The Man From UNCLE — Lion/Snake
Peter 7w8 The Great — Snake/Lion
Rhett Butler 7w8 Gone With the Wind — Lion/Snake
Rick O’Connell 7w8 The Mummy — Snake/Lion
Scarlett O’Hara 3w2 Gone With the Wind — Snake/Lion
Scott Lang 7w6 Ant Man & the Wasp — Snake/Bird
Selena Kyle 7w6 The Dark Knight Trilogy — Badger/Snake
Thor 7w8 The Avengers — Lion/Lion
Ygritte cp6w7 Game of Thrones — Badger/Lion
Ginny Weasley 8w7 — Snake/Lio
Jacob Black 6w7 Twilight — Snake/Lion
James Kirk 7w8 Star Trek — Lion/Snake
Lucifer Morningstar 7w8 Lucifer — Badger/Snake
LP: 6
BiP: 2
SP: 10
BaP: 6
LS: 10
SS: 10
BiS: 3
BaS: 1
Snake/Lion = 6
Lion/Snake = 5
Snake/Bird = 2
Badger/Lion = 2
Badger/Snake = 2
Snake/Snake = 1
Badger/Bird = 1
Bird/Snake = 1
Se:
LP: 17
BiP: 3
SP: 17
BaP: 7
LS: 22
SS: 15
BiS: 4
BaS: 3
Snake/Lion = 11
Lion/Snake = 9
Lion/Lion = 5
Badger/Lion = 3
Snake/Bird = 2
Badger/Snake = 2
Lion/Badger = 2
Snake/Snake = 1
Bird/Lion = 1
Snake/Snake = 1
Badger/Bird = 1
Bird/Snake = 1
INTP:
Luna Lovegood 9w1 Harry Potter — Bird/Badger
Macy Vaugn 6w5 Charmed — Bird/Bird
Milena 5w6 Black Widow — Bird/Bird
Milo J. Thatch 5w6 Atlantis: The Lost Empire — Bird/Bird
Twelve 5w4 Doctor Who — Snake/Bird
Vision 9w1 WandaVision — Badger/Bird
Arthur Weasley 9w8 — Lion/Bird
LP: 1
BiP: 4
SP: 1
BaP: 1
LS: 0
SS: 0
BiS: 6
BaS: 1
Bird/Bird = 3
Bird/Badger = 1
Snake/Bird = 1
Badger/Bird = 1
Lion/Bird = 1
ISTP:
Bucky Barnes 6w7 The Falcon and the Winter Soldier — Bird/Bird
Dan Humphrey 5w4 Gossip Girl — Lion/Badger
Derek Hale 8w9 Teen Wolf — Snake/Bird
Emma Swann cp6w5 Once Upon a Time — Snake/Lion
Evie Carnahan 5w4 The Mummy — Bird/Lion
Gaby 7w8 The Man From UNCLE — Lion/Bird
Jasper Hale 9w1 The Twilight Saga — Snake/Badger
Montgomery Scott 6w7 Star Trek (New) — Bird/Snake
Mulan 6w7 Mulan — Lion/Bird
Natasha Romanoff cp6w5 Black Widow — Badger/Snake
Nick Burkhardt 9w1 Grimm — Bird/Lion
Sherlock Holmes 5w4 The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes — Badger/Snake
Spike 7w8 Angel / Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Snake/Snake
LP: 3
BiP: 4
SP: 4
BaP: 2
LS: 3
SS: 4
BiS: 4
BaS: 2
Bird/Lion = 2
Lion/Bird = 2
Badger/Snake = 2
Bird/Bird = 1
Lion/Badger = 1
Snake/Bird = 1
Snake/Lion = 1
Snake/Badger = 1
Bird/Snake = 1
Snake/Snake = 1
Ti:
LP: 4
BiP: 8
SP: 5
BaP: 3
LS: 3
SS: 4
BiS: 10
BaS: 3
Bird/Bird = 4
Lion/Bird = 3
Snake/Bird = 2
Bird/Lion = 2
Badger/Snake = 2
Bird/Badger = 1
Badger/Bird = 1
Lion/Badger = 1
Snake/Lion = 1
Snake/Badger = 1
Bird/Snake = 1
Snake/Snake = 1
ISFJ:
Adalind Schade 6w7 Grimm — Snake/Snake
Allison Argent 6w7 Teen Wolf — Bird/Lion
C-3PO 6w7 Star Wars — Bird/Bird
Cosette 2w3 Les Miserables — Lion/Snake
Edward Cullen 6w5 The Twilight Saga — Snake/Snake
Eliza Schuyler Hamilton 2w1 Hamilton — Snake/Badger
Jane Bennet 9w1 Pride & Prejudice — Badger/Badger
Melanie Wilkes 9w1 Gone With the Wind — Badger/Snake
Neville Longbottom 6w5 Harry Potter — Lion/Badger
Padme Amidala 2w1 Star Wars — Lion/Snake
Peter Pettigrew 6w7 Harry Potter — Lion/Badger
Robert Crawley 2w1 Downton Abbey — Bird/Badger
Rory Gilmore 9w1 Gilmore Girls — Bird/Bird
Steve Rogers 1w2 Avengers — Lion/Badger
LP: 5
BiP: 4
SP: 3
BaP: 2
LS: 1
SS: 5
BiS: 2
BaS: 6
Lion/Badger = 3
Snake/Snake = 2
Bird/Bird = 2
Lion/Snake = 2
Snake/Badger = 2
Bird/Lion = 1
Badger/Badger = 1
Badger/Snake = 1
Bird/Badger = 1
ISTJ:
Aragorn 6w5 The Lord of the Rings — Snake/Lion
Brienne of Tarth 6w5 Game of Thrones — Badger/Lion
Catelyn Stark 1w2 Game of Thrones — Snake/Badger
Chris Argent 1w9 Teen Wolf — Badger/Bird
Eddard Stark 1w9 Game of Thrones — Badger/Lion
George Washington 1w9 (Hamilton) — Badger/Badger
Harry Greenwood 1w2 Charmed — Badger/Bird
Illya cp6w5 The Man From UNCLE — Snake/Lion
Katniss Everdeen 6w5 The Hunger Games — Snake/Lion
Luke Danes 6w5 Gilmore Girls — Lion/Badger
Mando 9w8 The Mandalorian — Badger/Lion
Richard Gilmore 1w9 Gilmore Girls — Snake/Badger
Rupert Giles 6w5 Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Badger/Lion
Susan Pevensie 6w5 The Chronicles of Narnia — Bird/Bird
Théoden 6w5 The Lord of the Rings — Badger/Lion
Jean Valjean 8w9 Les Miserables — Lion/Snake
Inspector Javert 1w2 Les Miserables — Bird/Lion
Chloe Decker 1w9 Lucifer — Lion/Lion
LP: 3
BiP: 2
SP: 5
BaP: 8
LS: 10
SS: 1
BiS: 3
BaS: 4
Badger/Lion = 4
Snake/Lion = 3
Snake/Badger = 2
Badger/Bird = 2
Badger/Badger = 1
Lion/Badger = 1
Bird/Bird = 1
Bird/Lion = 1
Lion/Snake = 1
Lion/Lion = 1
Si:
LP: 8
BiP: 6
SP: 8
BaP: 10
LS: 11
SS: 6
BiS: 5
BaS: 10
Snake/Badger = 5
Lion/Badger = 4
Badger/Lion = 4
Bird/Bird = 3
Snake/Lion = 3
Snake/Snake = 2
Lion/Snake = 2
Badger/Badger = 2
Badger/Bird = 2
Bird/Lion = 1
Badger/Snake = 1
Bird/Badger = 1
Badger/Badger = 1
Lion/Lion = 1
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Masterlist
prompt list: -> here
“rules”: -> here
Shows & Characters:
Criminal Minds:
Any character
Jennifer “JJ” Jareau:
Two hearts collide
A baby for Christmas
Did I hit too hard…
Derek Morgan:
• Under fire
Once Upon A Time:
Regina Mills (favorite to write in like love/wife stories)
Scars for Love pt. 1, pt. 2
Until My Last Breath
Out at Sea
Running Back to You
Black is my color
Power bottom(request)
Spellbound
Zelena Mills
Wife gives birth(x reader request)
Emma Swan
Other characters
Agatha All Along
Rio Vidal
Dancing with Death Herself
Agatha Harkness
Wednesday:
Larissa Weems:
Always You, pt. 2, pt. 3
Give You Everything
Seeing Green
Morticia
other characters per request
Marvel CU:
Natasha Romaoff:
You’re Not Alone
Dark Nights
Jealousy looks good on you
Maria Hill:
You are the Calm to my Chaos
Steve Rogers
Thor Odinson
When Lightning Strikes
Bucky
DC Universe:
Diana Prince
Lena Luthor
When the Sky Falls
When the Sun Sets on Us
Alex Danvers
Bond of Steel
Arthur Curry(Aquaman)
A Royal Bloodline
Grey's Anatomy:
Arizona Robbins:
If I Just Lay Here?
Already Taken
You’re my Comfort
The Shooting(request)
Next Time We’re Driving
My House, My Rules
Snowed In
Callie Torres
A Superstar with a Scalpel
Holding onto you, pt. 2, pt. 3
Addison Montgomery:
Code Black
Supply Closets & Satin Sheets
Operating Rooms
Some other characters but those are primary
X-Files:
Dana Scully (obvi):
You Remembered(prompt)
True Temptation
Fox Mulder
Monica Reyes:
• When I say go(prompt)
Others are special request
Desperate Housewives:
Lynette Scavo
Bree Van de Kamp
To love again(request)
Other wives and some other characters can be special request
Law & Order SVU:
Olivia Benson (The only right answer for a wife)
Something to Fight for...
ED(request)
other taskforce members
Rizzoli and Isles:
Jane Rizzoli:
That Thin Line pt. 1, pt. 2
Maura Isles:
Drown Our Problems
When the Music Fades
Frankie or Tommy Rizzoli
The Rookie
Lucy Chen:
Survivors
Scream:
Sidney Prescott:
We All Scream Sometimes pt. 1, pt. 2
Blood on the knife
Orange is the New Black:
Alex Vause:
Ex-Lovers (request)
Saints and Sinners
The 100:
Clarke Griffin:
Takes a Village
Abby Griffin
Octavia Blake
Game of Thrones(GOT):
A Rightful Heir
The Walking Dead
Reader gets shot (request)
Reader has baby during run
911
Evan Buckley:
• 911, What���s your emergency?
Crossovers:
(Criminal Minds) x (X Files), Pt. 2
There are some things I just won't write for but I do case by a case basis, I will put warnings if there is anything I view as may be triggering. Please give me more shows or characters to write for, I'm begging you! most fics are reader x character, some involve pregnancy and marriage but they will mostly be one-shots.
#arizona robbins x reader#regina mills x reader#law and order svu#criminal minds x reader#rizzoli and isles#desperate housewives#x files#greys anatomy#larissa weems x reader#wednesday#game of thrones#the 100#clarke griffin#marvel x reader#mcu natasha romanoff#natasha romanoff
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@wiisterialane said: ❝ i baked pumpkin pie! ❞ bree @ lynette x
❝ bree, please know i mean this with all the love in the world, but... WHY, of all pies, do you have to make the most disgusting one ? ❞
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i was tagged by @myrcella (thank you sm 💕💕💕)
Pick 5 shows, then answer the following questions, don’t cheat. Tag 10 (or however many) people.
Prison Break
Game of Thrones
Lost
Desperate Housewives
House MD
1. Who is your favourite character in 2? miss cersei of course
2. Who is your least favourite character in 1? t-bag because fuck that guy
3. What is your favourite episode of 4? either the plane crash episode or the eli scruggs one
4. What is your favourite season of 5? oof season 3
5. Who is your favourite couple in 3? jack x kate all the way
6. Who is your favourite couple in 2? cersei x jaime
7. What is your favourite episode of 1? probably the one in s1 where they finally break out of prison, or the one in s4 where michael has to choose between saving lincoln or sara
8. What is your favourite episode of 5? honestly so many, but s04e15-16
9. What is your favourite season of 2? season 4
10. How long have you watched 1? started watching it on may 5th, 2017 so two years
11. How did you become interested in 3? i got obsessed with evangeline lilly after watching battle of the five armies in dec 2014, so i was watching her filmography the following spring, but i was saving lost for the summer; and there was also a girl in hs who liked the show so we would often talk about it and i was like hmmm i definitely have to watch it
12. Who is your favourite actor in 4? felicity huffman don’t @ me
13. Which do you prefer, 1, 2, or 5? i mean house is probably my most watched show EVER and i’ve loved it since i was 12 but i hated everything after 6x06 so i guess i’ll go with prison break
14. Which show have you seen more episodes of, 1 or 3 ? lost cause it has more episodes
15. If you could be anyone from 4, who would you be? i almost went with lynette but then remembered that she has like 5 kids so no ma’am bree cause she’s good at cooking lmao
16. Would a crossover between 3 and 4 work? yeah
17. Pair two characters in 1 who would make an unlikely but strangely okay couple? sara and veronica *chef’s kiss*
18. Overall, which show has the better storyline, 3 or 5? ..........lost
19. Which has the better theme music, 2 or 4? game of thrones
tagging everyone who wants to do this!
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Secrets by mirarada
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Todos tienen secretos parte I
Pareja: Steve Rogers X Lectora mutante.
Palabras: 617 palabras.
Sinopsis: Steve y tú tenían una misión encubierta en Wisteria Lane, sin embargo, descubrirán que no será tan sencillo, así como los secretos de las vecinas.
Advertencias: Mucho angst y misterio, muerte de un personaje.
N/A: Es mi entrada para Roo’s Dark!Crossover Challenge con la frase #6:
“Te dije que te fueras a la cama, no me hagas llevarte afuera.“
Marvel X Esposas Desesperadas Crossover
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Miraste tus manos, tragaste saliva con dificultad, eso no debería haber pasado, era una misión sencilla, ¿cómo había terminado así?
¿Cómo le ibas a explicar a Steve lo que sucedió?
¿Cómo explicarían lo que pasó a sus superiores?
Steve…
Las palabras de él resonaban en tu mente varias veces, las mismas que él te las había repetido, sin embargo, las habías ignorado, aunque él no había ido tras de ti. Tal vez si le hubieras hecho caso, hubieran hecho el amor de nuevo y no estarías metida en el problema, te mordiste el labio.
“Te dije que te fueras a la cama, no me hagas llevarte afuera”, era lo que él te había dicho, tal vez algo le había pasado, pero te encargarías de eso después.
Trataste de limpiar tus manos, necesitabas despejar tu cabeza para poder pensar, idear un plan que justificara lo sucedido. Alzaste la vista cuando notaste las sombras rodeándote, no, no eran sombras, eran las vecinas, abriste la boca intentando decir algo, pero la cerraste cuando ninguna palabra salió, no se te ocurría nada para justificar lo que pasó.
—T/N, querida, ¿qué pasó?, ¿estás bien? —preguntó Bree.
—Yo…yo…— no podías pensar con claridad.
—¿Qué es lo que pasó? —cuestionó Lynette.
—Esto no debió haber pasado, esto está mal
—T/N, T/N, nosotras te ayudaremos, pero necesitamos saber que es lo que pasó —dijo Susan.
Steve apareció, pero ninguna de ustedes se dio cuenta hasta que habló. —T/N te dije que, si no regresabas a la cama, te iba a…—no terminó la frase porque al bajar la mirada notó lo que estaba causando tu consternación—. T/N…¿qué es lo que pasó?
Definitivamente no sabias como explicarlo, se suponía que nadie más sabía (aparte de sus superiores) que estaban ahí, ni de la misión, no comprendías como los habían encontrado, nada estaba bien.
—Nosotras les ayudaremos, sabemos que hacer —aseguró Gabrielle ayudándote a levantar.
Lo siguiente que sucedió fue confuso, mientras le explicabas a Steve lo sucedido o al menos lo intentabas. Lo único que te hacía sentir mal era que ahora esas mujeres eran inocentes y ahora estaban involucradas.
El primer día que llegaron, ni siquiera habían terminado de bajar las cajas del camión de mudanzas cuando una mujer pelirroja llegó, daba la impresión de ser demasiado recta y correcta, les dejó una canasta con panquecillos hechos caseramente.
—¿Esa mujer es humana? Actúa como si fuera un robot —comentó Steve confundido mientras cargaba una caja y la metía a la casa.
—Ella no es un robot, pero oculta varias cosas —respondiste.
Esa misma tarde conocieron a Gabrielle, enseguida la reconociste, alguna vez tu mamá te llevó a un desfile de modas y ahí la viste en la pasarela.
A la mañana siguiente los despertaron los gritos de Lynette, por un momento creyeron que los habían descubierto y los estaban atacando, pero cuando se asomaron por la ventana únicamente era la mujer que estaba regañando a sus hijos.
—Guau, creo que esa mujer debe de ir a una clase de control de ira —farfullaste, sin embargo, de inmediato cerraste las cortinas, temías que ella te hubiese escuchado.
—¿No nos encontraron? —cuestionó Steve.
—No, es la vecina que…
Fuiste interrumpida por el timbre, era Lynette.
A Susan la conocieron a medio día cuando una lluvia de galletas compradas en el supermercado te cayó encima, ella enseguida se disculpó, aunque Steve terminó con la cara llena de pastel.
—Es peor que cuando hay nuevos reclutas y hay que entrenarlos —comentaste después de que ella se fue.
Pero de algo estabas segura y eso era que todas y cada una de esas mujeres tenían algún o algunos secretos que escondían en lo profundo de su ser.
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