#lynette x bree

[drghostwrite]

hey ! could you please write a bree van de kamp x reader fic set sometime during season 2 when bree was struggling with drinking, andrew, her mental health etc etc. basically the reader keeps trying to help bree through her stuff and at some point they get in a fight over this because obviously bree doesn’t like people seeing through her/seeing her vulnerable. during the fight bree angrily asks soemthing along the lines of “why are you so determined to help me ?” and the reader accidentally yells “because i’m in love with you” this should be followed with angst maybe they don’t talk for a while idk it’s up to you anyway they make up when bree goes to the reader and confesses her love as well then some cute fluffy maybe even slightly nfsw things ensue. I imagine this as a longer fic but write this in any length you prefer I’d just be happy to see this idea come to life hahah

This is going to be interesting lol

Summary: you just read it up above.

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Bree Van de Kamp, the most successful and put together woman on Wysteria lane, she had the house, the cars, the husband, and the kids, she had the life everyone wanted. Well up until a few weeks ago that is, now she stood eyes glazed over staring out the window from her kitchen, a glass bottle in her hand she lifted it to her lips again and tears started to fall, ahe lowered it, her ring clinking against the side, she looked down at the now forgotten wedding band. she turned it against her finger before setting the bottle down and fully sliding it off, she tuened it over in her fingers, a tear ran down her face not because she lost the man she loved but because she lost eveything. She stuck by his side when they were having marrige issues, he even cheated on her and she stayed with him, but her world started to unravel when news got out, and then the Solice's and their mother that andrew hit and everything with her daughter, it was all to much. Then Rex had the nerve to die and leave her here to deal with it all.

She looked at the ring one more time before throwing it across the room, it hit the wall and fell, then she took the gods on the counter and chucked it as well letting it shattered strong the ring, what she didn’t know was you were at the front door and heard the crash rushing in you found her reaching for the bottle.

“Bree?” You called making her face you.

“Oh god what do you want?”

“What’s going on?”

“why would you care?”

“because I do, I care about you, I came over to check in with you, make sure you’re holding up okay.”

“Holding up okay… that’s one way to put it.”

“Bree…”

“God Y/N what the hell do you want from me,” you had hurt in your eyes but quickly hardened you exterior as this was going to be rough, “I’m not one of your little basket cases you know, I’m fine on my own.” She started to raise her voice but you stayed stone cold.

“says the woman that reeks of alcohol and probably hasn’t showered in two days.”

“You have no right.” She snapped at you.

“No you have no right, I’m only here to help you.”

“Like I said I’m fine on my own, I was before you and I will be after you.”

“so this is what you call fine?”

“fuck you Y/N… you know what this is me being fine, I just lost my husband, and my son is gay what more could I go through… honestly everyone always wants me to be miss perfect but I’m not, and you sending the other three musketeers over to have an “intervention” are you kidding get out of my face.”

“no I won’t leave you and a crew them, I never asked them for anything, I never told them anything.”

“then tell me, why?… why are you so determined to help me.” She said waving her arms voice raised.

“Because Bree Van de Kamp I love you, I’m in love with you!” You yelled before you could think.

She stood there staring at you dumbfounded and you realized what you said, “Y/N”

“No you know what I’m gonna go… we both need some space to cool off so I’m gonna go.” You tuned and left her there just staring at you.

———time jump———

3 days later and you heard a knock at your door, “come on in it’s open!” You yelled out as you were in the living room, working on your laptop, you heard the door open and soft fragile foot steps come towards the room.

“Y/N?” You heard a gentle voice call to you, a smooth voice that’s been tainted with some rasp from crying.

You turned being met with Bree staring back at you the gorgeous redhead that you had accidentally confessed your feelings to and then ran out, way to drop a bomb there Y/N. “Um… Bree hey um…”

“Can we talk?”

“oh yea ignore the laptop, join me.” You folded the computer and quickly placed it in front of you while patting the couch for her to join you. She delicately sat next to you not making eye contact, you gave her the floor to speak and waited.

“Uhumm I’m not sure how to say this so here goes, you know how they say you don’t know you’ve lost something until you need it the most?”

“Yea.”

“We’ll that’s you or at least for me, the other night I finally understood why I was so mad at myself for wearing that stupid ring and it was because it kept me from you, from day one with everything I felt different around you, I always wanted to be with you and had you on my mind… I guess what I’m trying to say is that without knowing it I’ve been in love with you this whole time.” She turned to you with tears in her eyes, you didn’t know what to say so you held out your arms and she leaned into you, you wrapped her in your arms and just held her. When you finally pulled apart she asked you a question that burned in her, “so does this mean I can kiss you now, I’m not sure what to do?”

“baby you can do a lot more than just kiss me.” You smirked as she made contact with your lips, you deepened the kiss, running your hand down her side as you laid her back on the couch she arched into you as your lips collided and bodies pressed into each other. You pulled away laying foreheads together allowing you to catch your breath, “Are you sure about this?”

“Y/N I’m not sure about anything anymore.”

“We don’t have to go any farther we can take it slow.”

“No I’ve taken this… us too slow, I need you.”

you pulled back your eyes gazing into hers and seeing the deep emotions swirling behind those blue orbs, you leaned down kissing her again before getting off and pulling her up with you. “Please, Y/N I…”

“Not here… I’m not going to let the first time I’m with the woman I love be in my living room couch.” There was a silence as her mouth gaped and then closed behind you as she followed you upstairs, you slowly opened the door to your bedroom and she stepped in, she nervously stood inside as you came up behind her and ran your hands over her shoulders and down her sides placing kisses gently she turned in your arms and you continued kissing down her neck. You quickly worked to undress each other until she was in a matching set of bras and panties and you stood in your bra and pants, she slowly undid the button sliding them down to the floor and kneeling before you, she slowly stood before you as you looked down at her, you lifted her chin placing a kiss on her lips as she wrapped her arms around you.

you quickly hoisted her up wrapping her legs around your waist continuing the kisses, you walked over and slowly placed her on the bed. You kissed down her body teasing her by kissing her thighs down the outside and then up the inner thigh. You spent your night like that learning each others bodies and in the morning you awoke.

You thought it was all a dream until you realized a familiar weight draped across your torso red hair splayed across your chest as she rested on you, your breathing in sync your legs tangled together under dark satin sheets cool against the exposed skin.

So it wasn’t all a dream.

[lolahauri]

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Sex Crimes of Any Kind, Super Violent/Xtreme Kinks, Inflation, Feederism, Abuse, Puke, Shit, DDLG, Age Play, Raceplay, Wound Fucking, Gore, Vore, Misgendering/Detrans, CBT, Sounding, Fisting, Gunplay, Drugging, Stepcest etc...

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Genderbent Characters, Mild Yandere, Daddy/Mommy Kink, Cheating, Mild BDSM, CNC, Dubcon, Monsters, Hybrids, Sex Pollen, Legal Age Gap, Power Imbalance (Prof/Student, Boss/Employee), Feet, Armpits, Piss, Breeding, Mild Blood/Knifeplay, Cock Warming, Dry Humping, Voyeur, Public Sex, Orgy, 3somes, Sex Toys, Overstim, Edging, etc... etc... :P

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Ch x Ch / Ch x Reader / Ch x OC / OC x Reader / Poly Ships of any kind.

F/F, M/M, F/M, GN/F, GN/M, Poly Ships of any kind.

Now that that's out of the way, here's the list of fandoms and characters i'm familiar with and will happily take requests on!

Adventure Time/Fiona & Cake: PB, Marceline, Marshall Lee, Winter King, Candy Queen, Simon, Ice King, Fiona.

Attack On Titan: Armin, Eren, Mikasa, Sasha, Levi, Hanji, Annie, Historia, Reiner, Erwin, Ymir. 

Avatar: Jake, Neytiri.

Batman Begins Trilogy: Batman, Catwoman, Bane, Joker, Scarecrow.

Beauty & The Beast: Belle, Beast/Adam, Gaston.

Bee & Puppycat: Bee, Deckard, Cass, Toast.

BigBang Theory: Raj, Leonard, Penny, Amy.

Black Dynamite: Honeybee, Black Dynamite.

BNA: Michiru, Shirou.

Bob’s Burgers: Bob, Linda.

Breaking Bad: Jesse, Skylar.

Call of Duty: Konig, Ghost, Mace, Keegan, Krueger, Valeria, Farah.

Creepypasta: Jeff, Jane, Ben, Toby, EJ, LJ, Slenderman, Splendorman, Clockwork, Kate, Masky, Hoodie,

Desperate Housewives: Bree, Gabi, Edie, Lynette, Carlos, John.

Dirty Dancing: Johnny, Baby.

Earth Girls Are Easy: Mac, Zeebo, Wiploc, Valerie.

Elemental: Wade, Ember.

Encanto: Isabela, Bruno, Dolores, Julieta.

FNAF Movie: Vanessa, Mike, William/Steve.

Frozen: Elsa, Anna, Kristoff.

Futurama: Leela, Fry, Amy, Bender.

Good Pizza, Great Pizza: Alicante, Octavia, Dr. Keh, Nasir, Flash, Cicero, Kimmy Slice, Dr. Price.

Grandma's Boy: J.P, Samantha.

Gravity Falls: Ford, Stan, Soos, Melody, Giffany, Bill.

Jane The Virgin: Jane, Michael, Petra, Luisa, Rose, Rogelio, Xiomara.

Jurassic Park (1993): Ian Malcolm, Ellie Sattler.

Jujutsu Kaisen: Gojo, Choso, Nanami, Sukuna, Toji, Shoko, Geto, Yaga Masamichi, Utahime, Uraume.

King of the Hill: Hank, Peggy, Luane, Nancy, Dale, Khan, Min, John Redcorn.

Lisa Frankenstein: Lisa, Creature, Taffy.

Little Mermaid (2022): Ariel, Eric.

MHA: Dabi, Hawks, Aizawa, Shigaraki.

Miller's Girl: Cairo, Johnathon.

Moon Knight: Moon System, Layla, Khonshu.

Mulan: Mulan, Li Shang.

National Treasure: Benjamin, Riley.

Nintendo: Link, Zelda, Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, Luigi, Bowser, Waluigi.

Norbit: Rasputia, Norbit.

Princess & The Frog: Tiana, Lottie, Naveen, Shadow Man.

Ratatouille: Colette, Linguini. 

Regular Show: Mordecai, Margret, Eileen, CJ, Benson.

Resident Evil: Karl Heisenberg, Carlos Oiliveria, Lady Dimitrescu.

Rick and Morty: Rick, Jerry, Beth, Doofus Rick.

Riverdale: FP Jones, Hiram.

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: Kim, Ramona, Gideon, Wallace.

Scream 5: Amber, Tara, Sam.

Serial Mom: Chip, Beverly.

Silverado: Slick, Rae, Mal, Paden.

Shallow Hal: Rosemary, Hal.

Shameless: Lip, Fiona, Kev, V.

SheRa (2018): All Adults.

Sherlock (2010): Sherlock, John Watson.

Slashers & DBD: Brahms, Ghostface, Michael Myers, Jason Vorhees, Pyramid Head, The Spirit, Huntress, Trapper, Wraith, Trickster, Pearl, Jennifer Check, Stu Matcher, Billy Loomis, Tiffany Valentine, Patrick Bateman, Thomas Hewitt, Vincent Sinclair, Eric Draven, The Artist, Amanda Young.

Spiderverse: Miguel, Jessica Drew.

Spongebob: Dennis, Man Ray.

Squid Games: Gi-Hun, Sae-Byeok, Ali, Sang Woo.

Steven Universe: Garnet, Amethyst, Peridot, Lapis, Jasper, Blue Diamond, Rose, Greg.

Stardew Valley: All Adult Humans (Except George & Evelyn)

Stranger Things: Robin, Billy Eddie, Chrissy, Hopper.

Supernatural: Sam, Dean, Castiel.

Super Store: Amy, Jonah, Dina, Garrett, Cheyenne.

Tangled: Flynn, Rapunzel, Mother Gothell.

The Batman (2022): Batman, Riddler.

The Breakfast Club: John Bender, Allison Reynolds.

The Nanny: C.C, Fran, Maxwell.

Total Drama Island: S1 Contestants, Chris, Chef, Blainley.

Triple Frontier: Frankie, Santiago.

Turning Red: Ming Lee, Jin Lee.

Twilight: Edward, Carlisle, Alice, Charlie.

YOU: Beck, Joe, Peach, Love.

Young Sheldon: Mary, Connie.

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Abel Morales (A Most Violent Year)

Astarion (Baulder’s Gate 3)

Babbo Natale (Violent Night)

Barbie (Barbie 2023)

Basil Stitt (Lightning Face)

Beverly Goldberg (The Goldbergs)

Bruce (Beyond Therapy)

Charles Ingalls (Little House on the Praire)

Charlie Dompler (Smiling Friends)

Chel (Road to El Dorado)

Dale Kobble (Longlegs)

Dan Conner (Rosanne)

David Levinson (Independence Day)

Din Djarin (The Mandalorian)

Doug Remer (Baseketball)

Duke Leto Atreides (Dune)

Fezzik (Princess Bride)

Francine (American Dad)

Fujimoto (Ponyo)

Georgia Miller (Ginny & Georgia)

Jack Harrison (Translyvania 6-5000)

Jackson Rippner (Red Eye)

Jon Arbuckle (Garfield 2024)

John Doe (John Doe Game)

Jonathan Levy (Scenes from a Marriage)

John Wick (John Wick 4)

King Baldwin (Kingdom of Heaven)

Kitten (Breakfast on Pluto)

Laurent LeClaire (In Secret)

Linda Gunderson (Rio)

Llewyn Davis (Inside Lleywn Davis)

Master Chief (Halo)

Mike (5lbs of Pressure)

Moe Doodle (Doodle Bops)

Nani Palekai (Lilo & Stitch)

Nathan Bateman (Ex Machina)

Outcome-3 (The Bourne Legacy)

Orestes (Agora)

Paul Blart (Paul Blart: Mall Cop)

Paul Cable (Last Stand at Saber River)

Peggy Bundy (Married With Children)

Peter Mitchell (3 Men & A Baby)

Poe Dameron (Star Wars)

Prince John (Robin Hood 2010)

Robert ‘Bob’ Floyd (Top Gun: Maverick)

Rose Tyler (Doctor Who)

Shiv (Pu-239)

Stanley Ipkiss (The Mask)

Star-Lord (Guardians of the Galaxy)

Summer Field (Time Cut)

Tate Langdon (AHS: Murder House)

The Janitor (Willy’s Wonderland)

Thomas Magnum (Magnum, P.I 1980)

William Tell (The Card Counter)

[lolahaurisfw]

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What I'm Willing To Write:

Reader Who Is: Tall, Short, Fat, Chubby, Curvy, Buff. Trans/NB.

Reader Who Has: Depression, Anxiety, DPDR, ADD.

Fluff, angst, platonic, hurt/comfort.

HC's, one shots, short multi-chapter fics, imagines/drabbles.

Canon-friendly, AU's, Canon Divergence, Out of Character.

Ch x Ch / Ch x Reader / Ch x OC / Poly Ships of any kind.

F/F, M/M, F/M, GN/F, GN/M, Poly Ships of any kind.

Now that that's out of the way, here's the list of fandoms and characters i'm familiar with and will happily take requests on!

Adventure Time/Fiona & Cake: PB, Marceline, Marshall Lee, Winter King, Candy Queen, Simon, Ice King, Fiona.

Attack On Titan: Armin, Eren, Mikasa, Sasha, Levi, Hanji, Annie, Historia, Reiner, Erwin, Ymir. 

Avatar: Jake, Neytiri.

Batman Begins Trilogy: Batman, Catwoman, Bane, Joker, Scarecrow.

Beauty & The Beast: Belle, Beast/Adam, Gaston.

Bee & Puppycat: Bee, Deckard, Cass, Toast.

BigBang Theory: Raj, Leonard, Penny, Amy.

Bistro Huddy: All Staff Members.

Black Dynamite: Honeybee, Black Dynamite.

BNA: Michiru, Shirou.

Bob’s Burgers: Bob, Linda.

Breaking Bad: Jesse, Skylar.

Call of Duty: Konig, Ghost, Mace, Keegan, Krueger, Valeria, Farah.

Creepypasta: Jeff, Jane, Ben, Toby, EJ, LJ, Slenderman, Splendorman, Clockwork, Kate, Masky, Hoodie,

Desperate Housewives: Bree, Gabi, Edie, Lynette, Carlos, John.

Dirty Dancing: Johnny, Baby.

Earth Girls Are Easy: Mac, Zeebo, Wiploc, Valerie.

Elemental: Wade, Ember.

Encanto: Isabela, Bruno, Dolores, Julieta.

FNAF Movie: Vanessa, Mike, William/Steve.

Frozen: Elsa, Anna, Kristoff.

Futurama: Leela, Fry, Amy, Bender.

Good Pizza, Great Pizza: Alicante, Octavia, Dr. Keh, Nasir, Flash, Cicero, Kimmy Slice, Dr. Price.

Grandma's Boy: J.P, Samantha.

Gravity Falls: Ford, Stan, Soos, Melody, Giffany, Bill.

Jane The Virgin: Jane, Michael, Petra, Luisa, Rose, Rogelio, Xiomara.

Jurassic Park (1993): Ian Malcolm, Ellie Sattler.

Jujutsu Kaisen: Gojo, Choso, Nanami, Sukuna, Toji, Shoko, Geto, Yaga Masamichi, Utahime, Uraume.

King of the Hill: Hank, Peggy, Luane, Nancy, Dale, Khan, Min, John Redcorn.

Life Is Strange (2015): Maxine, Chloe.

Lisa Frankenstein: Lisa, Creature, Taffy.

Little Mermaid (2022): Ariel, Eric.

MHA: Dabi, Hawks, Aizawa, Shigaraki.

Miller's Girl: Cairo, Johnathon.

Moon Knight: Moon System, Layla, Khonshu.

Mulan: Mulan, Li Shang.

National Treasure: Benjamin, Riley.

Nintendo: Link, Zelda, Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, Luigi, Bowser, Waluigi.

Norbit: Rasputia, Norbit.

Princess & The Frog: Tiana, Lottie, Naveen, Shadow Man.

Ratatouille: Colette, Linguini. 

Regular Show: Mordecai, Margret, Eileen, CJ, Benson.

Resident Evil: Karl Heisenberg, Carlos Oiliveria, Lady Dimitrescu.

Rick and Morty: Rick, Jerry, Beth, Doofus Rick.

Riverdale: FP Jones, Hiram.

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: Kim, Ramona, Gideon, Wallace.

Scream 5: Amber, Tara, Sam.

Serial Mom: Chip, Beverly.

Silverado: Slick, Rae, Mal, Paden.

Shallow Hal: Rosemary, Hal.

Shameless: Lip, Fiona, Kev, V.

SheRa (2018): All Adults.

Sherlock (2010): Sherlock, John Watson.

Slashers & DBD: Brahms, Ghostface, Michael Myers, Jason Vorhees, Pyramid Head, The Spirit, Huntress, Trapper, Wraith, Trickster, Pearl, Jennifer Check, Stu Matcher, Billy Loomis, Tiffany Valentine, Patrick Batmeman, Thomas Hewitt, Vincent Sinclair, Eric Draven, The Artist, Amanda Young.

Spiderverse: Miguel, Jessica Drew.

Spongebob: Dennis, Man Ray.

Squid Games: Gi-Hun, Sae-Byeok, Ali, Sang Woo.

Stardew Valley: All Adult Humans (Except George & Evelyn)

Steven Universe: Garnet, Amethyst, Peridot, Lapis, Jasper, Blue Diamond, Rose, Greg.

Stranger Things: Robin, Billy Eddie, Chrissy, Hopper.

Supernatural: Sam, Dean, Castiel.

Super Store: Amy, Jonah, Dina, Garrett, Cheyenne.

Tangled: Flynn, Rapunzel, Mother Gothell.

The Batman (2022): Batman, Riddler.

The Breakfast Club: John Bender, Allison Reynolds.

The Nanny: C.C, Fran, Maxwell.

Total Drama Island: S1 Contestants, Chris, Chef, Blainley.

Triple Frontier: Frankie, Santiago.

Turning Red: Ming Lee, Jin Lee.

Twilight: Edward, Carlisle, Alice, Charlie.

YOU: Beck, Joe, Peach, Love.

Young Sheldon: Mary, Connie.

~

Abel Morales (A Most Violent Year)

Astarion (Baulder’s Gate 3)

Babbo Natale (Violent Night)

Barbie (Barbie 2023)

Basil Stitt (Lightning Face)

Beverly Goldberg (The Goldbergs)

Bruce (Beyond Therapy)

Charles Ingalls (Little House on the Praire)

Charlie Dompler (Smiling Friends)

Chel (Road to El Dorado)

Dale Kobble (Longlegs)

Dan Conner (Rosanne)

David Levinson (Independence Day)

Din Djarin (The Mandalorian)

Doug Remer (Baseketball)

Duke Leto Atreides (Dune)

Fezzik (Princess Bride)

Francine (American Dad)

Fujimoto (Ponyo)

Georgia Miller (Ginny & Georgia)

Jack Harrison (Translyvania 6-5000)

Jackson Rippner (Red Eye)

Jon Arbuckle (Garfield 2024)

John Doe (John Doe Game)

Jonathan Levy (Scenes from a Marriage)

John Wick (John Wick 4)

King Baldwin (Kingdom of Heaven)

Kitten (Breakfast on Pluto)

Laurent LeClaire (In Secret)

Linda Gunderson (Rio)

Llewyn Davis (Inside Lleywn Davis)

Master Chief (Halo)

Mike (5lbs of Pressure)

Moe Doodle (Doodle Bops)

Nani Palekai (Lilo & Stitch)

Nathan Bateman (Ex Machina)

Outcome-3 (The Bourne Legacy)

Orestes (Agora)

Paul Blart (Paul Blart: Mall Cop)

Paul Cable (Last Stand at Saber River)

Peggy Bundy (Married With Children)

Peter Mitchell (3 Men & A Baby)

Poe Dameron (Star Wars)

Prince John (Robin Hood 2010)

Robert ‘Bob’ Floyd (Top Gun: Maverick)

Rose Tyler (Doctor Who)

Shiv (Pu-239)

Stanley Ipkiss (The Mask)

Star-Lord (Guardians of the Galaxy)

Summer Field (Time Cut)

Tate Langdon (AHS: Murder House)

The Janitor (Willy’s Wonderland)

Thomas Magnum (Magnum, P.I 1980)

William Tell (The Card Counter)

[earthydoll]

FANDOM MASTERLIST – ♪

Hello everyone! Dolly here. This is my list of fandoms and ships for roleplay! Please feel free to read this and hmu if anything interests you!

rp rules !! please read

KEY ; Bold — Wanted muse (if none, i can play as either)

x — Romantic pairings

& — Platonic pairings

warning!! a shitton of ships, crackships and maybe problematic pairings

I. EPIC : THE MUSICAL — 🐚

Odysseus x Penelope

Odysseus x Poseidon

Odysseus x Polites

Eurylochus x Ctimede

Odysseus x Hermes

Eurylochus x Hermes

Penelope & Telemachus

Eurylochus x Zeus

Odysseus & Telemachus

Odysseus & Ctimede

Telemachus x Antinous

Antinous x Calypso

Calypso x Poseidon

Circe x Odysseus

Circe x Calypso

Circe x Penelope

Penelope x Polites

Odysseus x Polites x Penelope (can double up if needed)

Odysseus x Poseidon x Zeus

Athena x Aphrodite

Aphrodite x Ares

Circe x Hermes

Aphrodite x Hermes

Athena &/x Odysseus

Athena &/x Penelope

Athena &/x Penelope &/x Odysseus (Can double up as either)

Athena x Literally anyone

Athena & Telemachus

Apollo x Hermes

and more... feel free to ask

II. HAMILTON — 🐚

Hamilton x Laurens

Hamilton x Jefferson

Hamilton x Eliza

Eliza x Jefferson

Hamilton x Laurens x Eliza (Can double up)

Maria x Hamilton

Eliza & Angelica

Angelica & Peggy

Peggy & Eliza

Burr x Angelica

Burr x Theodosia Sr.

Burr x Maria

Maria x Lafayette

Maria x Angelica

Angelica x Theodosia Sr.

Eliza x Martha L. (Laurens' wife)

Martha L x Laurens

Kinloch x Laurens

Laurens x Lafayette

Rachel (Hamilton's mom) x Washington

James Jr(Hamilton's Brother) & Hamilton

James Jr x Mary (his wife)

any historical wife x husband

Phillip x Frances Laurens

Phillip x Theo Jr

Theo Jr x Frances L.

Phillip x Theo Jr. x Frances L. (Can double up)

Eliza & Any of her kids

Hamilton & Angie Hamilton (his daughter)

Angie H. & Phillip

Angie H. x Eacker

Angie H. x Frances L.

Angie H. x Theo Jr.

and more.. feel free to ask

III. GOOD OMENS — 🐚

Crowley x Aziraphale

Muriel & Crowley

Muriel & Aziraphale

Beelzebub x Gabriel

Shax x Furfur

Maggie x Nina

Maggie x (Fem!presenting) Aziraphale

Maggie x Mostly anyone

and more... feel free to ask

IV. DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES — 🐚

*: I'm still on season 6. Please don't spoil me

Bree &/x Gabby

Bree &/x Susan

Susan x Mike

Edie x Susan

Edie x Mike

Tom x Lynette

Lynette x Bree

Gabby x Carlos

Gabby x John

Lynette & Any of her kids

Bree x Anyone

and more... feel free to ask

W.I.P

I'll edit whenever i feel like it lol.

dm me or interact if interested

—xoxo, Dolly

[not100bees]

I'm baffled but delighted by "Desperate Housewives but it's X-Men" (which I'm going to call Wisteria X in my head until you land on an actual title). How does this work? Is Wisteria Lane just full of Mutants, or is it just the Van De Kamps? I'm assuming at this point that Bree is the only human in an otherwise fully X-Gene Positive family, to maintain her "I need everyone to be as good and proper as I am" hopeless lunacy.

In my vision Rex was actually the human and Bree was hoping that the children would take after him but that was decidedly not the case, cuz I think it's more narratively interesting that way because it's been a hot second since I've watched Desperate housewives but I think Bree's backstory is really interesting if she and her biological mother were the only mutants and so that was another source of alienation from her father and stepmother. Because in my original dream her deal was she had like a like water for chocolate type deal where she would imbue the food she cooked with the emotions she felt while she was cooking it because there's also a lot of interesting narrative stuff there with how emotionally repressed Bree is. I also think like with how hippy dippy I assume a lot of people think mutants are like A lot of people finding out that Bree "President of the local chapter of the NRA" Van de Kamp is one would be hilarious. It's only the Van de Kamps but I think Lynette lives in utter dread every moment of her life that the twins are going to turn out to be mutants. And Wisteria X is a great name I've been calling it Desperate Housemutants in my head which I think is less good.

[hailwestexas]

in an another world jason used to write lynette x bree fanfics on livejournal before he died

[phantomstatistician]

Fandom: Desperate Housewives

Sample Size: 127 stories

Source: AO3

[hoss-bonaventure]

it still pisses me off to this day that the show tried to write off bree and karl’s entire relationship as nothing after he died. like i genuinely really believe that man wanted to be good for bree. he did so many things for her that you just know he wouldn’t have done for susan or edie. when she said let’s cool it on the sex he didn’t drift away, he agreed and stuck with her. yes he wasn’t a perfect boyfriend, but he probably put in more effort into his affair with bree than the entirety of his marriage with susan. also, he was just as good for bree as she was for him. he let her rebellious side out, he let her be free of the shackles orson held her in. they were perfect for each other in so many ways, but nooooooo. the minute he dies they revert him back to a “cheating playboy who can’t stay in a monogamous relationship”. i truly don’t think he would’ve cheated or forsaken bree if they were to actually get married. i think his love for her was raw and unfiltered and it SUCKS the show just took away all his progress as a character. it SUCKS they ruined what i feel is one of the best relationships desperate housewives had to offer.

[nekoannie-chan]

Everyone has secrets part I

Pairing: Steve Rogers X Mutant!Reader.

Word count: 656 words.

Summary: You and Steve had an undercover mission on Wisteria Lane, however, you will discover that it will not be so simple, as well as the neighbours’ secrets.

Warnings: Angst and mystery, death of a character.

A/N: This is my entry to @darkficsyouneveraskedfor‘s Roo’s Dark! Crossover Challenge with prompt #6:

"I told you to get on the bed, don't make me take you outside."

Marvel X Desperate housewives crossover

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You looked at your hands, swallowed with difficulty, that shouldn't have happened, it was a simple mission, how did it end like this?

How were you going to explain to Steve what happened?

How would they explain what happened to your superiors?

Steve…

His words sounded in your mind several times, the same times he had repeated them to you, yet you had ignored them, even though he had not gone after you. Maybe if you had listened to him, they would have made love again and you wouldn't be in trouble, you bit your lip.

"I told you to get on the bed, don't make me take you outside", was what he had told you, maybe something had happened to him, but you would take care of it later.

You tried to clean your hands, you needed to clear your head to be able to think, to devise a plan that would justify what happened. You looked up when you noticed the shadows surrounding you, no, they weren’t shadows, they were the neighbours, you opened your mouth trying to say something, but you closed it when no word came out, you could not think of anything to justify what happened.

“Y/N, my dear, what happened, are you okay?” Bree asked.

“I... I... “ You couldn't think clearly.

"What happened?" Lynette questioned.

"This shouldn't have happened, this is wrong.”

"Y/N, Y/N, we'll help you, but we need to know what happened," Susan said.

Steve showed up, but none of you noticed until he spoke. “Y/N I told you that if you didn't go back to bed, I was going to...” he didn’t finish the sentence because when he lowered his gaze, he noticed that you were about to pass out. “Y/N...what happened?”

You didn't know how to explain it, no one else was supposed to know (apart from your superiors) that you were there, or about the mission, you didn't understand how you had been found, nothing was right.

"We will help them, we know what to do," Gabrielle said, helping you get up.

The next thing that happened was confusing, as you explained to Steve what happened or at least tried. The only thing that made you feel bad was that now those women were innocent and now they were involved.

The first day you arrived, they hadn't even finished getting the boxes off the moving truck when a red-haired woman arrived, she gave the impression of being too straight and correct, she left them a basket with homemade muffins.

"Is that woman human?" She acts like a robot," Steve said in confusion as he loaded a box and stuffed it into the house.

"She's not a robot, but she hides several things,” you replied.

That same afternoon you met Gabrielle, you immediately recognized her, once your mom took you to a fashion show and there you saw her on the catwalk.

The next morning, they were awakened by Lynette's screams, for a moment you thought you had been discovered and were being under attack, but when you looked out the window it was only the woman who was scolding her children.

"Wow, I think that woman must go to an anger control class," you blustered, however, you immediately closed the curtains, you were afraid she had listened to you.

“Did they find us? “Steve questioned.

“No, it's the neighbour who...” You were interrupted by the doorbell, it was Lynette.

You met Susan at noon when she appeared in front of your door with some cookies that she bought at the supermarket fell on you, she immediately apologized, although Steve ended up with a face full of cake.

"It's worse than when there are recruits and you have to train them," you said after she left.

But one thing you were sure of and that was that every one of those women had some or some secrets that they hid deep in their being.

[starry-sky-stuff]

Sortinghatschats Comparison with MBTI and Enneagram - List Pt 1

Based on a post by @arisruby I decided to compare the sortinghatchats system with MBTI and enneagram types and see if there's any correlation. The summary post is here and the analysis post is here.

For the full list of sortings and MBTI types see under the cut. Since it was very long the list of sortings and enneagrams is here.

Key:

LP = Lion Primary

BiP = Bird Primary

SP = Snake Primary

BaP = Badger Primary

LS = Lion Secondary

SS = Snake Secondary

BiS = Bird Secondary

BaS = Badger Secondary

If you want to learn more about the sortinghatchats systems check out @sortinghatchats and @wisteria-lodge.

Credit:

MBTI and Enneagram: @funkymbtifiction

Sortinghatchats: @sortinghatchats, @wisteria-lodge, @the-phoenix-heart, @missbrunettebarbie, @montmarayroyal, @persefoneshalott, @awinterrain, @everyonewasabird, @yoursummerfrost, @reds-burrow, @dragonsaredorks,

MBTI

ENJF:

Aleskander Kirigan 3w4 Shadow & Bone — Badger/Badger

Bonnie Bennett 2w1 The Vampire Diaries — Lion/Lion

Carlisle Cullen 9w1 The Twilight Saga — Badger/Badger

Charles Xavier 2w1 X-Men — Badger/Badger

Emma Woodhouse 2w3 Emma (2016) — Lion/Lion

Jasmine 2w1 Aladdin — Lion/Snake

Loki 4w3 The Avengers — Snake/Bird

Maggie Vera 3w2 Charmed — Badger/Badger

Marcel Gerard 3w2 The Originals — Lion/Badger

Marisa Coulter 3w2 The Golden Compass — Snake/Snake

Morgana Pendragon 4w3 Merlin — Snake/Snake

Regina Mills 2w3 Once Upon a Time — Snake/Bird

Linda Martin - Lucifer — Bird/Bird

LP: 4

BiP: 1

SP: 4

BaP: 4

LS: 2

SS: 3

BiS: 3

BaS: 5

Badger/Badger = 4

Lion/Lion = 2

Snake/Bird = 2

Snake/Snake = 2

Lion/Badger = 1

Lion/Snake = 1

Bird/Bird = 1

ESFJ:

Alice Cullen 2w3 The Twilight Saga — Snake/Bird

Mr. Bingley 9w1 Pride & Prejudice — Badger/Badger

Boromir 2w3 The Lord of the Rings — Snake/Lion

Clark Kent 2w1 Smallville — Snake/Snake

Cora Crawley 9w1 Downton Abbey — Snake/Bird

Daphne Bridgerton 2w1 Bridgerton — Badger/Snake

Emily Gilmore 2w3 Gilmore Girls — Lion/Lion

Esme Cullen 2w1 The Twilight Saga — Snake/Badger

Gertrude 3w2 Ophelia so — Snake/Lion

George Knightley 1w2 Emma — Snake/Badger

Georgiana 3w2 The Great — Snake/Snake

Guenevere Pendragon 2w1 Merlin — Badger/Badger

Margaery Tyrell 2w3 Game of Thrones — Snake/Badger

Nate Archibald 9w1 Gossip Girl — Badger/Lion

Peeta Mellark 9w1 The Hunger Games — Snake/Badger

Peter Pevensie 2w3 The Chronicles of Narnia — Badger/Lion

Sam Gamgee 2w1 The Lord of the Rings — Snake/Badger

Sam Wilson 2w1 The Falcon and the Winter Soldier — Badger/Lion

Molly Weasley 2w3 — Snake/Lion

LP: 1

BiP: 0

SP: 12

BaP: 6

LS: 7

SS: 3

BiS: 2

BaS: 7

Snake/Badger = 5

Snake/Lion = 3

Snake/Bird = 2

Badger/Badger = 2

Snake/Snake = 2

Badger/Lion = 2

Badger/Snake = 1

Lion/Lion = 1

Fe:

LP: 6

BiP: 1

SP: 15

BaP: 10

LS: 9

SS: 6

BiS: 5

BaS: 12

Badger/Badger = 6

Snake/Badger = 5

Snake/Bird = 4

Snake/Snake = 4

Lion/Lion = 3

Snake/Lion = 3

Badger/Lion = 2

Lion/Badger = 1

Badger/Snake = 1

Lion/Snake = 1

Bird/Bird = 1

INFJ:

Aaron Burr 9w1 Hamilton — Snake/Snake

Albus Dumbledore 1w9 Harry Potter — Lion/Snake

Drusilla 9w1 Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Lion/Snake

Faramir 9w1 The Lord of the Rings — Bird/Bird

Galadriel 1w9 The Lord of the Rings — Snake/Lion

Gandalf 6w7 The Lord of the Rings — Bird/Bird

Obi-Wan Kenobi 5w6 Star Wars — Badger/Snake

Varys 5w6 Game of Thrones — Snake/Snake

Charlotte Richards - Lucifer — Snake/Lion

LP: 2

BiP: 2

SP: 4

BaP: 1

LS: 2

SS: 5

BiS:1

BaS: 0

Snake/Snake = 2

Lion/Snake = 2

Bird/Bird = 2

Snake/Lion = 2

Badger/Snake = 1

INTJ:

Alec Hardy 5w6 Broadchurch — Snake/Bird

Brandon Stark 5w4 Game of Thrones — Bird/Badger

Mr. Darcy 5w4 Pride & Prejudice — Snake/Badger

Elphaba Thropp 4w5 sp/sx Wicked! — Lion/Lion

Elrond 1w2 The Lord of the Rings — Bird/Bird

Erik Lehnsherr / Magneto 6w5 X-Men — Lion/Lion

Mr. Gold / Rumple 5w4 Once Upon a Time — Snake/Bird

Michael Corleone 5w6 The Godfather — Badger/Bird

Mycroft Holmes 5w4 The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes — Lion/Bird

Petyr Baelish 3w4 Game of Thrones — Snake/Snake

Tom Riddle 3w4 Harry Potter — Lion/Bird

Victor Frankenstein 5w4 Victor Frankenstein — Bird/Bird

LP: 4

BiP: 2

SP: 4

BaP: 1

LS: 2

SS: 1

BiS: 7

BaS: 2

Snake/Bird = 2

Lion/Lion = 2

Bird/Bird = 2

Lion/Bird = 2

Bird/Badger = 1

Snake/Badger = 1

Badger/Bird = 1

Snake/Snake = 1

Ni:

LP: 6

BiP: 4

SP: 8

BaP: 2

LS: 4

SS: 6

BiS: 8

BaS: 2

Bird/Bird = 4

Snake/Snake = 3

Lion/Snake = 2

Snake/Bird = 2

Lion/Lion = 2

Lion/Bird = 2

Snake/Lion = 2

Badger/Snake = 1

Bird/Badger = 1

Snake/Badger = 1

Badger/Bird = 1

ENTJ:

Alexander Hamilton 8w7 Hamilton — Snake/Lion

Denethor 3w4 The Lord of the Rings — Snake/Bird

Gale Hawthorne 8w9 The Hunger Games — Lion/Lion

Gerard Argent 8w9 Teen Wolf — Lion/Bird

Kaz Brekker 8w9 Shadow & Bone — Snake/Snake

Leia Organa 8w9 Star Wars — Lion/Lion

Lynette Scavo 8w9 Desperate Housewives — Snake/Snake

Mary Crawley 3w4 Downton Abbey — Snake/Snake

Palpatine 3w4 Star Wars — Snake/Bird

LP: 3

BiP: 0

SP: 6

BaP: 0

LS: 3

SS: 3

BiS: 3

BaS: 0

Snake/Snake = 3

Snake/Bird = 2

Snake/Lion - 1

Lion/Lion = 1

Lion/Bird = 1

ESTJ:

Adora Belle Dearheart 8w9 Going Postal — Snake/Snake

Angelica Schulyer 8w7 Hamilton — Snake/Snake

Anthony Bridgerton 1w2 Bridgerton — Badger/Lion

Blair Waldorf 3w4 Gossip Girl — Snake/Badger

Bree Van De Kamp 1w2 Desperate Housewives — Badger/Bird

Cersei Lannister 8w9 Game of Thrones — Snake/Lion

Cordelia Chase 3w2 Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Lion/Lion

Donna Noble 8w7 Doctor Who — Lion/Lion

Éomer 8w9 The Lord of the Rings — Lion/Lion

Hector Barbossa 8w7 The Pirates of the Caribbean — Snake/Badger

Hermione Granger 1w2 Harry Potter — Lion/Bird

James Norrington 3w2 The Pirates of the Caribbean — Bird/Badger

Lydia Martin 3w2 Teen Wolf — Bird/Bird

Marial 8w9 The Great — Snake/Lion

Paris Gellar 3w2 Gilmore Girls — Lion/Lion

Percy Weasley 3w2 Harry Potter — Lion/Bird

Tywin Lannister 8w9 Game of Thrones — Lion/Bird

Victoria Argent 8w9 Teen Wolf — Lion/Lion

Violet Crawley 6w5 Downton Abbey — Snake/Snake

Mazikeen Smith 8w7 Lucifer — Snake/Lion

LP: 8

BiP: 2

SP: 8

BaP: 2

LS: 9

SS: 3

BiS: 5

BaS: 3

Lion/Lion = 5

Snake/Snake = 3

Lion/Bird = 3

Snake/Lion = 3

Snake/Badger = 2

Badger/Lion = 1

Badger/Bird = 1

Bird/Badger = 1

Bird/Bird = 1

Te:

LP: 11

BiP: 2

SP: 14

BaP: 2

LS: 12

SS: 6

BiS: 8

BaS: 3

Snake/Snake = 6

Lion/Lion = 6

Snake/Lion = 4

Lion/Bird = 4

Snake/Badger = 2

Snake/Bird = 2

Badger/Lion = 1

Badger/Bird = 1

Bird/Badger = 1

Bird/Bird = 1

ENFP:

Catherine the Great 3w2 The Great — Lion/Bird

Elizabeth Bennet 7w6 Pride & Prejudice — Snake/Lion

Henry Mills 7w6 Once Upon a Time — Lion/Lion

Lorelai Gilmore 7w6 Gilmore Girls — Lion/Snake

Samwell Tarly 9w1 Game of Thrones — Bird/Bird

Tenth Doctor 7w8 Doctor Who — Lion/Lion

Veronica Mars cp 6w7 Veronica Mars — Badger/Snake

George Weasley 7w6 — Snake/Bird

LP: 4

BiP: 1

SP: 2

BaP: 1

LS: 3

SS: 2

BiS: 2

BaS: 0

Lion/Lion = 2

Lion/Bird = 1

Snake/Lion = 1

Bird/Bird = 1

Badger/Snake = 1

Snake/Bird = 1

ENTP:

Darcy Lewis 7w6 WandaVision — Bird/Lion

Eleven 7w6 Doctor Who — Snake/Snake

Jonathan Carnahan 7w6 The Mummy — Bird/Snake

Lyra 7w8 The Golden Compass — Lion/Snake

Merry Brandybuck 7w6 The Lord of the Rings — Badger/Bird

Moist von Lipwig 7w6 Going Postal — Snake/Snake

Stiles Stilinksi 6w7 Teen Wolf — Snake/Bird

Tyrion Lannister 7w6 Game of Thrones — Bird/Snake

Fred Weasley 7w8 — Lion/Snake

Ella Lopez - Lucifer — Badger/Badger

LP: 2

BiP: 3

SP: 3

BaP: 2

LS: 1

SS: 6

BiS: 2

BaS: 2

Snake/Snake = 2

Bird/Snake = 2

Bird/Lion = 1

Lion/Snake = 2

Badger/Bird = 1

Snake/Bird = 1

Badger/Badger = 1

Ne:

LP: 6

BiP: 4

SP: 5

BaP: 3

LS: 4

SS: 8

BiS: 4

BaS: 1

Lion/Lion = 2

Snake/Snake = 2

Bird/Snake = 2

Lion/Snake = 2

Snake/Bird = 2

Lion/Bird - 1

Snake/Lion = 1

Bird/Bird = 1

Badger/Snake = 1

Bird/Lion = 1

Badger/Bird = 1

Badger/Badger = 1

INFP:

Frodo Baggins 9w1 The Lord of the Rings — Bird/Snake

Hamlet 6w7 Hamlet — Bird/Lion

Hamlet 6w7 Ophelia — Bird/Lion

Lucy Pevensie 9w1 The Chronicles of Narnia — Lion/Badger

Matthew Crawley 1w2 Downton Abbey — Bird/Bird

Susan Mayer 6w7 Desperate Housewives — Snake/Lion

Sybil Crawley 9w8 Downton Abbey — Badger/Lion

Wanda Maximoff 9w8 WandaVision — Snake/Lion

LP: 1

BiP: 4

SP: 2

BaP: 1

LS: 5

SS: 1

BiS: 1

BaS: 1

Bird/Lion = 2

Snake/Lion = 2

Bird/Snake = 1

Lion/Badger = 1

Bird/Bird = 1

Badger/Lion = 1

ISFP:

Alina Starkov 6w7 Shadow & Bone — Snake/Lion

Bella Swan 9w8 The Twilight Saga — Snake/Bird

Dean Forester 6w7 Gilmore Girls — Snake/Badger

Edith Crawley 4w3 Downton Abbey — Bird/Badger

Edmund Pevensie 4w3 The Chronicles of Narnia — Bird/Snake

Éowyn cp6w7 The Lord of the Rings — Snake/Lion

Fantine 9w1 Les Miserables — Snake/Lion

Gregor 9w8 The Great — Snake/Lion

Harry Potter 9w8 Harry Potter — Bird/Lion

Hope Mikaelson 2w1 Legacies / The Originals — Snake/Lion

Inej Ghafa 9w8 Shadow & Bone — Bird/Bird

Jess Marino 4w5 Gilmore Girls — Bird/Snake

Jon Snow 6w5 Game of Thrones — Lion/Lion

Logan Echolls 7wcp6 Veronica Mars — Snake/Lion

Luke Skywalker 1w2 Star Wars — Bird/Lion

Mary Margaret Blanchard 2w1 Once Upon a Time — Badger/Lion

Rosalie Hale 4w3 The Twilight Saga — Snake/Lion

Scott McCall 2w1 Teen Wolf — Badger/Badger

William Turner 1w9 The Pirates of the Caribbean — Badger/Lion

LP: 1

BiP: 6

SP: 9

BaP: 3

LS: 12

SS: 2

BiS: 2

BaS: 3

Snake/Lion = 7

Bird/Snake = 2

Bird/Lion = 2

Bager/Lion = 2

Snake/Bird = 1

Snake/Badger = 1

Bird/Badger = 1

Bird/Bird = 1

Badger/Badger = 1

Fi:

LP: 2

BiP: 10

SP: 11

BaP: 4

LS: 17

SS: 3

BiS: 3

BaS: 4

Snake/Lion = 9

Bird/Lion = 4

Bird/Snake = 3

Badger/Lion = 3

Bird/Bird = 2

Lion/Badger = 1

Snake/Bird = 1

Snake/Badger = 1

Bird/Badger = 1

Bird/Bird = 1

Badger/Badger = 1

ESFP:

Amelia Pond 7w8 Doctor Who — Lion/Lion

Anakin Skywalker cp6w7 Star Wars — Snake/Lion

Arya Stark cp6w7 Game of Thrones — Snake/Lion

Elizabeth Swann 8w7 The Pirates of the Caribbean — Lion/Snake

Imhotep 8w9 The Mummy — Snake/Bird

Jaime Lannister 9w8 Game of Thrones — Lion/Snake

Jasmine 9w8 Aladdin (2019) — Lion/Snake

Jesper Fahey 7w6 Shadow & Bone — Snake/Snake

Joffrey Baratheon 3w2 Game of Thrones — Lion/Lion

Mel Vera 8w7 Charmed — Lion/Lion

Pippin Took 7w6 The Lord of the Rings — Lion/Snake

Robb Sark 1w2 Game of Thrones — Badger/Lion

Ron Weasley 4w3 Harry Potter — Lion/Lion

Rose Tyler 7w8 Doctor Who — Snake/Lion

Serena Van Der Woodsen 7w8 Gossip Girl — Bird/Lion

Sirius Black 7w8 Harry Potter — Lion/Lion

Tony Stark 7w8 Avengers — Snake/Lion

Xander Harris 6w7 Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Lion/Badger

Yelena Belova 8w7 Black Widow — Snake/Lion

Eve 7w6 Lucifer — Lion/Badger

LP: 11

BiP: 1

SP: 7

BaP: 1

LS: 12

SS: 5

BiS: 1

BaS: 2

Lion/Lion = 5

Snake/Lion = 5

Lion/Snake = 4

Lion/Badger = 2

Snake/Snake = 1

Badger/Lion = 1

Bird/Lion = 1

ESTP:

Aladdin 9w8 Aladdin (2019) — Snake/Snake

Chuck Bass 8w7 Gossip Girl — Snake/Bird

Dean Winchester 8w7 Supernatural — Badger/Bird

Draco Malfoy 3w4 Harry Potter — Badger/Snake

Emmett Cullen 7w8 The Twilight Saga — Badger/Lion

Gabrielle Solis 7w8 Desperate Housewives — Bird/Snake

Ginny Weasley 8w7 Harry Potter — Snake/Lion

Han Solo 7w8 Star Wars — Snake/Lion

Jack Sparrow 7w6 Pirates of the Caribbean — Lion/Snake

Jackson Whittemore 3w4 Teen Wolf — Bird/Lion

Kate Argent 8w7 Teen Wolf — Lion/Snake

Malyen Oretsev 6w7 Shadow & Bone — Snake/Badger

Napoleon Solo 3w2 The Man From UNCLE — Lion/Snake

Peter 7w8 The Great — Snake/Lion

Rhett Butler 7w8 Gone With the Wind — Lion/Snake

Rick O’Connell 7w8 The Mummy — Snake/Lion

Scarlett O’Hara 3w2 Gone With the Wind — Snake/Lion

Scott Lang 7w6 Ant Man & the Wasp — Snake/Bird

Selena Kyle 7w6 The Dark Knight Trilogy — Badger/Snake

Thor 7w8 The Avengers — Lion/Lion

Ygritte cp6w7 Game of Thrones — Badger/Lion

Ginny Weasley 8w7 — Snake/Lio

Jacob Black 6w7 Twilight — Snake/Lion

James Kirk 7w8 Star Trek — Lion/Snake

Lucifer Morningstar 7w8 Lucifer — Badger/Snake

LP: 6

BiP: 2

SP: 10

BaP: 6

LS: 10

SS: 10

BiS: 3

BaS: 1

Snake/Lion = 6

Lion/Snake = 5

Snake/Bird = 2

Badger/Lion = 2

Badger/Snake = 2

Snake/Snake = 1

Badger/Bird = 1

Bird/Snake = 1

Se:

LP: 17

BiP: 3

SP: 17

BaP: 7

LS: 22

SS: 15

BiS: 4

BaS: 3

Snake/Lion = 11

Lion/Snake = 9

Lion/Lion = 5

Badger/Lion = 3

Snake/Bird = 2

Badger/Snake = 2

Lion/Badger = 2

Snake/Snake = 1

Bird/Lion = 1

Snake/Snake = 1

Badger/Bird = 1

Bird/Snake = 1

INTP:

Luna Lovegood 9w1 Harry Potter — Bird/Badger

Macy Vaugn 6w5 Charmed — Bird/Bird

Milena 5w6 Black Widow — Bird/Bird

Milo J. Thatch 5w6 Atlantis: The Lost Empire — Bird/Bird

Twelve 5w4 Doctor Who — Snake/Bird

Vision 9w1 WandaVision — Badger/Bird

Arthur Weasley 9w8 — Lion/Bird

LP: 1

BiP: 4

SP: 1

BaP: 1

LS: 0

SS: 0

BiS: 6

BaS: 1

Bird/Bird = 3

Bird/Badger = 1

Snake/Bird = 1

Badger/Bird = 1

Lion/Bird = 1

ISTP:

Bucky Barnes 6w7 The Falcon and the Winter Soldier — Bird/Bird

Dan Humphrey 5w4 Gossip Girl — Lion/Badger

Derek Hale 8w9 Teen Wolf — Snake/Bird

Emma Swann cp6w5 Once Upon a Time — Snake/Lion

Evie Carnahan 5w4 The Mummy — Bird/Lion

Gaby 7w8 The Man From UNCLE — Lion/Bird

Jasper Hale 9w1 The Twilight Saga — Snake/Badger

Montgomery Scott 6w7 Star Trek (New) — Bird/Snake

Mulan 6w7 Mulan — Lion/Bird

Natasha Romanoff cp6w5 Black Widow — Badger/Snake

Nick Burkhardt 9w1 Grimm — Bird/Lion

Sherlock Holmes 5w4 The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes — Badger/Snake

Spike 7w8 Angel / Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Snake/Snake

LP: 3

BiP: 4

SP: 4

BaP: 2

LS: 3

SS: 4

BiS: 4

BaS: 2

Bird/Lion = 2

Lion/Bird = 2

Badger/Snake = 2

Bird/Bird = 1

Lion/Badger = 1

Snake/Bird = 1

Snake/Lion = 1

Snake/Badger = 1

Bird/Snake = 1

Snake/Snake = 1

Ti:

LP: 4

BiP: 8

SP: 5

BaP: 3

LS: 3

SS: 4

BiS: 10

BaS: 3

Bird/Bird = 4

Lion/Bird = 3

Snake/Bird = 2

Bird/Lion = 2

Badger/Snake = 2

Bird/Badger = 1

Badger/Bird = 1

Lion/Badger = 1

Snake/Lion = 1

Snake/Badger = 1

Bird/Snake = 1

Snake/Snake = 1

ISFJ:

Adalind Schade 6w7 Grimm — Snake/Snake

Allison Argent 6w7 Teen Wolf — Bird/Lion

C-3PO 6w7 Star Wars — Bird/Bird

Cosette 2w3 Les Miserables — Lion/Snake

Edward Cullen 6w5 The Twilight Saga — Snake/Snake

Eliza Schuyler Hamilton 2w1 Hamilton — Snake/Badger

Jane Bennet 9w1 Pride & Prejudice — Badger/Badger

Melanie Wilkes 9w1 Gone With the Wind — Badger/Snake

Neville Longbottom 6w5 Harry Potter — Lion/Badger

Padme Amidala 2w1 Star Wars — Lion/Snake

Peter Pettigrew 6w7 Harry Potter — Lion/Badger

Robert Crawley 2w1 Downton Abbey — Bird/Badger

Rory Gilmore 9w1 Gilmore Girls — Bird/Bird

Steve Rogers 1w2 Avengers — Lion/Badger

LP: 5

BiP: 4

SP: 3

BaP: 2

LS: 1

SS: 5

BiS: 2

BaS: 6

Lion/Badger = 3

Snake/Snake = 2

Bird/Bird = 2

Lion/Snake = 2

Snake/Badger = 2

Bird/Lion = 1

Badger/Badger = 1

Badger/Snake = 1

Bird/Badger = 1

ISTJ:

Aragorn 6w5 The Lord of the Rings — Snake/Lion

Brienne of Tarth 6w5 Game of Thrones — Badger/Lion

Catelyn Stark 1w2 Game of Thrones — Snake/Badger

Chris Argent 1w9 Teen Wolf — Badger/Bird

Eddard Stark 1w9 Game of Thrones — Badger/Lion

George Washington 1w9 (Hamilton) — Badger/Badger

Harry Greenwood 1w2 Charmed — Badger/Bird

Illya cp6w5 The Man From UNCLE — Snake/Lion

Katniss Everdeen 6w5 The Hunger Games — Snake/Lion

Luke Danes 6w5 Gilmore Girls — Lion/Badger

Mando 9w8 The Mandalorian — Badger/Lion

Richard Gilmore 1w9 Gilmore Girls — Snake/Badger

Rupert Giles 6w5 Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Badger/Lion

Susan Pevensie 6w5 The Chronicles of Narnia — Bird/Bird

Théoden 6w5 The Lord of the Rings — Badger/Lion

Jean Valjean 8w9 Les Miserables — Lion/Snake

Inspector Javert 1w2 Les Miserables — Bird/Lion

Chloe Decker 1w9 Lucifer — Lion/Lion

LP: 3

BiP: 2

SP: 5

BaP: 8

LS: 10

SS: 1

BiS: 3

BaS: 4

Badger/Lion = 4

Snake/Lion = 3

Snake/Badger = 2

Badger/Bird = 2

Badger/Badger = 1

Lion/Badger = 1

Bird/Bird = 1

Bird/Lion = 1

Lion/Snake = 1

Lion/Lion = 1

Si:

LP: 8

BiP: 6

SP: 8

BaP: 10

LS: 11

SS: 6

BiS: 5

BaS: 10

Snake/Badger = 5

Lion/Badger = 4

Badger/Lion = 4

Bird/Bird = 3

Snake/Lion = 3

Snake/Snake = 2

Lion/Snake = 2

Badger/Badger = 2

Badger/Bird = 2

Bird/Lion = 1

Badger/Snake = 1

Bird/Badger = 1

Badger/Badger = 1

Lion/Lion = 1

[drghostwrite]

Masterlist

prompt list: -> here

“rules”: -> here

Shows & Characters:

Criminal Minds:

Any character

Jennifer “JJ” Jareau:

Two hearts collide

A baby for Christmas

Did I hit too hard…

Derek Morgan:

• Under fire

Once Upon A Time:

Regina Mills (favorite to write in like love/wife stories)

Scars for Love pt. 1, pt. 2

Until My Last Breath

Out at Sea

Running Back to You

Black is my color

Power bottom(request)

Spellbound

Zelena Mills

Wife gives birth(x reader request)

Emma Swan

Other characters

Agatha All Along

Rio Vidal

Dancing with Death Herself

Agatha Harkness

Wednesday:

Larissa Weems:

Always You, pt. 2, pt. 3

Give You Everything

Seeing Green

Morticia

other characters per request

Marvel CU:

Natasha Romaoff:

You’re Not Alone

Dark Nights

Jealousy looks good on you

Maria Hill:

You are the Calm to my Chaos

Steve Rogers

Thor Odinson

When Lightning Strikes

Bucky

DC Universe:

Diana Prince

Lena Luthor

When the Sky Falls

When the Sun Sets on Us

Alex Danvers

Bond of Steel

Arthur Curry(Aquaman)

A Royal Bloodline

Grey's Anatomy:

Arizona Robbins:

If I Just Lay Here?

Already Taken

You’re my Comfort

The Shooting(request)

Next Time We’re Driving

My House, My Rules

Snowed In

Callie Torres

A Superstar with a Scalpel

Holding onto you, pt. 2, pt. 3

Addison Montgomery:

Code Black

Supply Closets & Satin Sheets

Operating Rooms

Some other characters but those are primary

X-Files:

Dana Scully (obvi):

You Remembered(prompt)

True Temptation

Fox Mulder

Monica Reyes:

• When I say go(prompt)

Others are special request

Desperate Housewives:

Lynette Scavo

Bree Van de Kamp

To love again(request)

Other wives and some other characters can be special request

Law & Order SVU:

Olivia Benson (The only right answer for a wife)

Something to Fight for...

ED(request)

other taskforce members

Rizzoli and Isles:

Jane Rizzoli:

That Thin Line pt. 1, pt. 2

Maura Isles:

Drown Our Problems

When the Music Fades

Frankie or Tommy Rizzoli

The Rookie

Lucy Chen:

Survivors

Scream:

Sidney Prescott:

We All Scream Sometimes pt. 1, pt. 2

Blood on the knife

Orange is the New Black:

Alex Vause:

Ex-Lovers (request)

Saints and Sinners

The 100:

Clarke Griffin:

Takes a Village

Abby Griffin

Octavia Blake

Game of Thrones(GOT):

A Rightful Heir

The Walking Dead

Reader gets shot (request)

Reader has baby during run

911

Evan Buckley:

• 911, What���s your emergency?

Crossovers:

(Criminal Minds) x (X Files), Pt. 2

There are some things I just won't write for but I do case by a case basis, I will put warnings if there is anything I view as may be triggering. Please give me more shows or characters to write for, I'm begging you! most fics are reader x character, some involve pregnancy and marriage but they will mostly be one-shots.

[flyingupward]

@wiisterialane​ said: ❝ i baked pumpkin pie! ❞ bree @ lynette x

       ❝ bree, please know i mean this with all the love in the world, but... WHY, of all pies, do you have to make the most disgusting one ? ❞

[alexcabotgf]

i was tagged by @myrcella (thank you sm 💕💕💕)

Pick 5 shows, then answer the following questions, don’t cheat. Tag 10 (or however many) people.

Prison Break

Game of Thrones

Lost

Desperate Housewives

House MD

1. Who is your favourite character in 2? miss cersei of course

2. Who is your least favourite character in 1? t-bag because fuck that guy

3. What is your favourite episode of 4? either the plane crash episode or the eli scruggs one

4. What is your favourite season of 5? oof season 3

5. Who is your favourite couple in 3? jack x kate all the way

6. Who is your favourite couple in 2? cersei x jaime

7. What is your favourite episode of 1? probably the one in s1 where they finally break out of prison, or the one in s4 where michael has to choose between saving lincoln or sara

8. What is your favourite episode of 5? honestly so many, but s04e15-16 

9. What is your favourite season of 2? season 4

10. How long have you watched 1? started watching it on may 5th, 2017 so two years

11. How did you become interested in 3? i got obsessed with evangeline lilly after watching battle of the five armies in dec 2014, so i was watching her filmography the following spring, but i was saving lost for the summer; and there was also a girl in hs who liked the show so we would often talk about it and i was like hmmm i definitely have to watch it

12. Who is your favourite actor in 4? felicity huffman don’t @ me

13. Which do you prefer, 1, 2, or 5? i mean house is probably my most watched show EVER and i’ve loved it since i was 12 but i hated everything after 6x06 so i guess i’ll go with prison break

14. Which show have you seen more episodes of, 1 or 3 ? lost cause it has more episodes

15. If you could be anyone from 4, who would you be? i almost went with lynette but then remembered that she has like 5 kids so no ma’am bree cause she’s good at cooking lmao

16. Would a crossover between 3 and 4 work? yeah

17. Pair two characters in 1 who would make an unlikely but strangely okay couple? sara and veronica *chef’s kiss*

18. Overall, which show has the better storyline, 3 or 5? ..........lost

19. Which has the better theme music, 2 or 4? game of thrones

tagging everyone who wants to do this!

[dream-about-dancing]

Secrets by mirarada

[nekoannie-chan]

Todos tienen secretos parte I

Pareja: Steve Rogers X Lectora mutante.

Palabras: 617 palabras.

Sinopsis: Steve y tú tenían una misión encubierta en Wisteria Lane, sin embargo, descubrirán que no será tan sencillo, así como los secretos de las vecinas.

Advertencias: Mucho angst y misterio, muerte de un personaje.

N/A: Es mi entrada para Roo’s Dark!Crossover Challenge con la frase #6:

“Te dije que te fueras a la cama, no me hagas llevarte afuera.“

Marvel X Esposas Desesperadas Crossover

Si te gusto por favor vota, comenta y rebloguea.

No doy ningún permiso para que mis fics sean publicados en otra plataforma o idioma (yo traduzco mi propio trabajo) o el uso de mis gráficos (mis separadores de texto también están incluidos), los cuales hice exclusivamente para mis fics, por favor respeta mi trabajo y no lo robes. Aquí en la plataforma hay personas que hacen separadores de texto para que cualquiera los pueda usar, los míos no son públicos, por favor busca los de dichas personas. La única excepción serían los regalos que he hecho ya que ahora pertenecen a alguien más. Si encuentras alguno de mis trabajos en una plataforma diferente y no es alguna de mis cuentas, por favor avísame. Los reblogs y comentarios están bien.

DISCLAIMER: Los personajes de Marvel no me pertenecen (desafortunadamente), exceptuando por los personajes originales y la historia.

Tags: @sinceimetyou​ @black23​ @Anacindadouble

Miraste tus manos, tragaste saliva con dificultad, eso no debería haber pasado, era una misión sencilla, ¿cómo había terminado así?

¿Cómo le ibas a explicar a Steve lo que sucedió?

¿Cómo explicarían lo que pasó a sus superiores?

Steve…

Las palabras de él resonaban en tu mente varias veces, las mismas que él te las había repetido, sin embargo, las habías ignorado, aunque él no había ido tras de ti. Tal vez si le hubieras hecho caso, hubieran hecho el amor de nuevo y no estarías metida en el problema, te mordiste el labio.

“Te dije que te fueras a la cama, no me hagas llevarte afuera”, era lo que él te había dicho, tal vez algo le había pasado, pero te encargarías de eso después.

Trataste de limpiar tus manos, necesitabas despejar tu cabeza para poder pensar, idear un plan que justificara lo sucedido. Alzaste la vista cuando notaste las sombras rodeándote, no, no eran sombras, eran las vecinas, abriste la boca intentando decir algo, pero la cerraste cuando ninguna palabra salió, no se te ocurría nada para justificar lo que pasó.

—T/N, querida, ¿qué pasó?, ¿estás bien? —preguntó Bree.

—Yo…yo…— no podías pensar con claridad.

—¿Qué es lo que pasó? —cuestionó Lynette.

—Esto no debió haber pasado, esto está mal

—T/N, T/N, nosotras te ayudaremos, pero necesitamos saber que es lo que pasó —dijo Susan.

Steve apareció, pero ninguna de ustedes se dio cuenta hasta que habló. —T/N te dije que, si no regresabas a la cama, te iba a…—no terminó la frase porque al bajar la mirada notó lo que estaba causando tu consternación—. T/N…¿qué es lo que pasó?

Definitivamente no sabias como explicarlo, se suponía que nadie más sabía (aparte de sus superiores) que estaban ahí, ni de la misión, no comprendías como los habían encontrado, nada estaba bien.

—Nosotras les ayudaremos, sabemos que hacer —aseguró Gabrielle ayudándote a levantar.

Lo siguiente que sucedió fue confuso, mientras le explicabas a Steve lo sucedido o al menos lo intentabas. Lo único que te hacía sentir mal era que ahora esas mujeres eran inocentes y ahora estaban involucradas.

El primer día que llegaron, ni siquiera habían terminado de bajar las cajas del camión de mudanzas cuando una mujer pelirroja llegó, daba la impresión de ser demasiado recta y correcta, les dejó una canasta con panquecillos hechos caseramente.

—¿Esa mujer es humana? Actúa como si fuera un robot —comentó Steve confundido mientras cargaba una caja y la metía a la casa.

—Ella no es un robot, pero oculta varias cosas —respondiste.

Esa misma tarde conocieron a Gabrielle, enseguida la reconociste, alguna vez tu mamá te llevó a un desfile de modas y ahí la viste en la pasarela.

A la mañana siguiente los despertaron los gritos de Lynette, por un momento creyeron que los habían descubierto y los estaban atacando, pero cuando se asomaron por la ventana únicamente era la mujer que estaba regañando a sus hijos.

—Guau, creo que esa mujer debe de ir a una clase de control de ira —farfullaste, sin embargo, de inmediato cerraste las cortinas, temías que ella te hubiese escuchado.

—¿No nos encontraron? —cuestionó Steve.

—No, es la vecina que…

Fuiste interrumpida por el timbre, era Lynette.

A Susan la conocieron a medio día cuando una lluvia de galletas compradas en el supermercado te cayó encima, ella enseguida se disculpó, aunque Steve terminó con la cara llena de pastel.

—Es peor que cuando hay nuevos reclutas y hay que entrenarlos —comentaste después de que ella se fue.

Pero de algo estabas segura y eso era que todas y cada una de esas mujeres tenían algún o algunos secretos que escondían en lo profundo de su ser.