#desperate housewives rp

[earthydoll]

FANDOM MASTERLIST – ♪

Hello everyone! Dolly here. This is my list of fandoms and ships for roleplay! Please feel free to read this and hmu if anything interests you!

rp rules !! please read

KEY ; Bold — Wanted muse (if none, i can play as either)

x — Romantic pairings

& — Platonic pairings

warning!! a shitton of ships, crackships and maybe problematic pairings

I. EPIC : THE MUSICAL — 🐚

Odysseus x Penelope

Odysseus x Poseidon

Odysseus x Polites

Eurylochus x Ctimede

Odysseus x Hermes

Eurylochus x Hermes

Penelope & Telemachus

Eurylochus x Zeus

Odysseus & Telemachus

Odysseus & Ctimede

Telemachus x Antinous

Antinous x Calypso

Calypso x Poseidon

Circe x Odysseus

Circe x Calypso

Circe x Penelope

Penelope x Polites

Odysseus x Polites x Penelope (can double up if needed)

Odysseus x Poseidon x Zeus

Athena x Aphrodite

Aphrodite x Ares

Circe x Hermes

Aphrodite x Hermes

Athena &/x Odysseus

Athena &/x Penelope

Athena &/x Penelope &/x Odysseus (Can double up as either)

Athena x Literally anyone

Athena & Telemachus

Apollo x Hermes

and more... feel free to ask

II. HAMILTON — 🐚

Hamilton x Laurens

Hamilton x Jefferson

Hamilton x Eliza

Eliza x Jefferson

Hamilton x Laurens x Eliza (Can double up)

Maria x Hamilton

Eliza & Angelica

Angelica & Peggy

Peggy & Eliza

Burr x Angelica

Burr x Theodosia Sr.

Burr x Maria

Maria x Lafayette

Maria x Angelica

Angelica x Theodosia Sr.

Eliza x Martha L. (Laurens' wife)

Martha L x Laurens

Kinloch x Laurens

Laurens x Lafayette

Rachel (Hamilton's mom) x Washington

James Jr(Hamilton's Brother) & Hamilton

James Jr x Mary (his wife)

any historical wife x husband

Phillip x Frances Laurens

Phillip x Theo Jr

Theo Jr x Frances L.

Phillip x Theo Jr. x Frances L. (Can double up)

Eliza & Any of her kids

Hamilton & Angie Hamilton (his daughter)

Angie H. & Phillip

Angie H. x Eacker

Angie H. x Frances L.

Angie H. x Theo Jr.

and more.. feel free to ask

III. GOOD OMENS — 🐚

Crowley x Aziraphale

Muriel & Crowley

Muriel & Aziraphale

Beelzebub x Gabriel

Shax x Furfur

Maggie x Nina

Maggie x (Fem!presenting) Aziraphale

Maggie x Mostly anyone

and more... feel free to ask

IV. DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES — 🐚

*: I'm still on season 6. Please don't spoil me

Bree &/x Gabby

Bree &/x Susan

Susan x Mike

Edie x Susan

Edie x Mike

Tom x Lynette

Lynette x Bree

Gabby x Carlos

Gabby x John

Lynette & Any of her kids

Bree x Anyone

and more... feel free to ask

W.I.P

I'll edit whenever i feel like it lol.

dm me or interact if interested

—xoxo, Dolly

[alwcysanangel]

multimuse canon + oc blog written by elle (21+). this blog will include triggering topics so please enter at your own discretion. minors DNI. my rules can be found in the top left corner on my canon muse page.

my ocs are under construction and will be developed soon.

canon muses

oc muses (under co.)

memes

open starters

[wisteriaspromotes]

it was supposed to be an open and shut case.

At least that’s what the Fairview Police Department said of local resident Rose Moore's suicide this summer. 

June 30, 2024.

They saw a self inflicted gunshot wound and declared it another case of a desperate woman committing a desperate act.

But now, months later, a recently surfaced blackmail note has been called into question. 

July 11, 2024.

Who sent it? Is that what drove a seemingly content and happy housewife to end her life in such a manner? And might her neighbors and loved ones know that the authorities don’t?

when one of their very own ends up dead, the residents of wisteria lane start to think maybe this wasn’t the case of a lonely housewife choosing to end it all. rose moore may be dead, but her secrets as well as her relationships continue from beyond the grave

[joinwisterias]

"It's not always that easy to distinguish the good guys from the bad guys. Sinners can surprise you. And the same is true for saints. Why do we try to define people as simply good or simply evil? Because no one wants to admit that compassion and cruelty can live side by side in one heart. And that anyone is capable of anything."

wisteriashq is a character driven oc crime rp set in the world of DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES. we follow the families that live on the infamous street of wisteria lane after the death of their neighbor Audrey Thompson.

PLOT 📍 SKELETONS 📍 APPLY

[thebridgehqs]

fcs for susan from desperate housewives?

Unfortunately, I have done my best, but my fc magic has run dry on this. I cannot find anyone who is age appropriate and fits even a small part of the ethnicity of the original actress. If you're happy to forgo gifs, you can use the canon actress - a lot of our members don't use gifs half the time, so no one will mind.

[nyrarachelle-plays]

TAGGED!! People you'd like to get to know better:

Thank you to THE @cinamun for the tag. You're one of my actual favorite simmers on this platform, and one of the first to make me feel welcomed, right when I started <3!!!

Let me see:

Last Song | "OKAY" by JT; blame tiktok...but also my mood lol

Favorite Color | Black, Pink, & Sage Green

Currently Watching | Modern Family, Desperate Housewives, & House (I'm in a nostalgic, old dramedy mood ig & I've run Girlfriends into the ground lol), Oh & GTA RP live streams, specifically in the G5M server--HILARIOUS!

Sweet/Spicy/Savory | AWWLLL of it!

Relationship | with myself bc I had to drop my MCM...smh

Current Obsession | Earl Grey tea!!! OMG. I'm starting to think I'm addicted to the caffeine of it too...🥴

Last Thing I Googled | "equanimity definition"; I was reading The Creative Act by Rick Rubin and just knew that word vibed with me lmbo

& I'll be tagging, if you're down <3: @westonsims00 @saturngalore @deardiaryts4 @sugarios @soulthesimmer @d4isywhims @thagoddessdemi @bobnewbie

[seabiscuit]

the great (bad) thing about maternity leave is i get the watch all the old series i never finished. like desperate housewives

i wanna rp them all

[findroleplay]

20+ nb looking for a few literate rp partners! i’m open to a lot of different fandoms / original plots but especially yearning for something slice of life / drama (think desperate housewives), or maybe something with pirates! also open to doubling on some oc x canon stuff for spiderverse or star wars! i do mxm, mxf and fxf. i made a google doc to be more thorough ( https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-SAPQcR6POONq00o8hJ3Ksdz-KL2TMbj8_YAAb-doV4/edit ) and all my contact information is there!! thank you, and i look forward to hearing from you!

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[prettytragcdies]

mun questions! 5, 7, 11, 12, 14.

5. is there a muse you really want to try? if yes: what’s stopping you?

I'm officially writing Lauren Colby from the original Dynasty now, despite the fact that only like me, myself, and I even know who she is, so let's see. I wish that I could write some of my other favorite characters from various shows like Judith Ryland from the reboot of DALLAS, Edie Britt from Desperate Housewives, Julie Cooper from The O.C., etc. I just don't think I could find their voice well enough to keep them in character and write them the way they deserve to be written. I've had to learn the hard way that just because I love a character a whole lot, it doesn't necessarily mean I would be any good at writing them. Then there's also the unfortunate fact that a lot of my favorite shows are ones people from today either don't know anything about or simply just don't write for, but ah well.

I also super duper lowkey want to write an OC Vampire Diaries muse who would be Tyler Lockwood's sister, but that's only because the actress who played Carol Lockwood is back on The Young and the Restless.

7. describe your favorite relationship dynamic. (can be any kind, platonic, romantic, familial, antagonistic, etc.)

That's easy. My favorite relationship dynamic of all time will forever be familial. Mothers and daughters are probably at the tip top of my list, followed closely by fathers and daughters, siblings, etc. Romantic relationships would probably come in second place after all of that, and it's even more fun when the romantic ones eventually turn into new little families. Yeah. I don't know why. I just very much enjoy writing any and all aspects of family.

11. describe your ideal outcome/endgame for the muse you are currently writing. if you are a multimuse blog: do this for your current favorite muse, or the muse of the last reply you posted.

Scarlett Eleanor Ewing is my favorite and the one whose life I have most planned out, so I guess I'll do this one for her. Being married isn't a part of her life she can picture, but the more years I write her, the more I want to see her trying to navigate an actual marriage. So yeah, I guess my ideal endgame would be for her to be either President or Vice President of Ewing Global and either married or divorced with at least one child. I want her to be happy and healthy, despite everything I've put her through to get to that point lol. She's still hella confident and entitled, but some things aren't ever going to change, no matter what.

12. what roleplay trends do you remember from the year you started tumblr rp? how did you feel about those trends?

You know you're officially getting old when you don't even remember but like one or two of the trends from that year. I feel like it was 2011 or sometime around then, and groups were where it was at back then. I joined a small handful, and they were okay. Just like everything else, they had their fair share of pros and cons. I also remember people used gifs more than they did icons back in those days, and I didn't mind that part at all. Sometimes it can be more fun to use gifs, as long as they aren't huge and stretch all the way across your reply, especially when you're scrolling through on a mobile dashboard.

14. which roleplay community has been your favorite to write in?

I know everyone is probably expecting me to say DALLAS, and while it certainly is one of my favorites, I also need to give a shoutout to the soap opera world. I made so many friends in that genre back in the day, some of which I'm still in close contact with today. We've just had so much fun together over the years, and tbh it's part of the reason why I've had so much muse for Lauren Colby and Serenity Scorpio lately. One of my old friends lured me back to RP.ME ( a.k.a. MySpace 2.0 ), and I've officially fallen back down the rabbit hole(s).

[umbranstilettos]

Tag Nine People You’d Like To Get To Know Better

Favorite Color: Anything Pastel.

Favorite Flavor: Umami, savory sweet.

Favorite Genre(s): Horror, coming of age, suspense, espionage action movies.

Favorite music: Cupcakke remix. I sometimes think its making my brain toxic. GUILTY. Anything pop, then old school rap.

Favorite movie: Mean Girls, oh I’m basic? I know :P

Favorite series: Lucifer, Orange is the new black, Sex and the City, Desperate Housewives, and The Handmaid’s Tale BASIC then in K-Drama Scarlet Heart Moon Ryeo, Coffee Prince, Temptation of Wife and My Love from the Star.

Last song: Tomorrow is Mine, I just completed my Bayonetta 2. Hard mode. Platinum run sweetie.

Last series: Master of My Own Destiny. Chinese Drama

Last movie: The Menu. Love it very avant garde very midsommar vibes.

Currently reading: My rp partner’s threads. You can admire people and their writing from a far let us normalize admiring people they’re authors and writers too, then some Janet Evanovich novels.

Currently watching: Hell’s Kitchen Season 21 Episode 10.

Currently working on: Replies, psyching myself up to go to work because Persona 3 Portable and 4 Golden is coming to Switch, my confidence and my dreams, to be a hotter version of myself, how to be an influencer, my spending habits, my time management, how to channel my inner Bayonetta.

Tagged by: @theashen-fox

Tagging: @electricea @sageofjustice @linklewinklewoman @silent-summons @jackstabbaths @coalition-of-heroes and to those who wants to steal feel free to do so :)

[ryanhelps]

hey there ryan! could we please have a shoutout? thank you in advance! // when one of their very own ends up dead, the residents of wisteria lane start to think maybe this wasn’t the case of a lonely housewife choosing to end it all. rose moore may be dead, but her secrets as well as her relationships continue from beyond the grave. // wisteriashq is an appless oc rp taking place in the world of desperate housewives.

interesting premise! i don't think i've ever seen a desperate housewives rp before. GO CHECK THEM OUT!!

[wisteriaspromotes]

"It's not always that easy to distinguish the good guys from the bad guys. Sinners can surprise you. And the same is true for saints. Why do we try to define people as simply good or simply evil? Because no one wants to admit that compassion and cruelty can live side by side in one heart. And that anyone is capable of anything." ©

wisteriashq is a character driven oc crime rp set in the world of DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES. we follow the families that live on the infamous street of wisteria lane after the death of their neighbor Audrey Thompson.

PLOT 📍 SKELETONS 📍 APPLY

[wisteriashq]

hi tags ! we are an appless oc rp set in the world of desperate housewives. Whispers filled the streets as curious faces peered out from behind curtains, what had driven Rose Moore to take her own life? Enter suburbia and find out…

[thebridgehqs]

Welcome to 1926 – Bree Van De Kamp !! I hope you feel right at home here in Sydney. Before you get too comfortable and see what all our city has to offer, be sure to review our CHECKLIST. We’re so glad to have you with us, Summer !!

We are in the middle of an event - Bree has been given fire at beginner level.

Look who just woke up- is that JESSICA CHASTAIN? No, I must have been mistaken, that’s BREE VAN DE KAMP from DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES. I heard they are 45 and stuck here just like everyone else. Even in the 20’s, she still gives off a/an CLEANING MESSES TO COPE, WRITING HER OWN COOKBOOK, HAIR PERFECTLY FALLING INTO PLACE, FORCING SMILES TO HIDE EMOTIONS, PUTTING FAMILY BEFORE EVERYTHING impression. In Sydney, they work as a BAKER. They’re known to be quite FIERCE & POLITE, but have a tendency to be UPTIGHT & CONTROLLING on their bad days. (summer!)

[joinwisterias]

"It's not always that easy to distinguish the good guys from the bad guys. Sinners can surprise you. And the same is true for saints. Why do we try to define people as simply good or simply evil? Because no one wants to admit that compassion and cruelty can live side by side in one heart. And that anyone is capable of anything."

wisteriashq is a character driven oc crime rp set in the world of DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES. we follow the families that live on the infamous street of wisteria lane after the death of their neighbor Rose Moore.

PLOT 📍 FAMILIES 📍 APPLY

[trinasleeps]

hi trina! could we please have a shoutout? thank you in advance! // when one of their very own ends up dead, the residents of wisteria lane start to think maybe this wasn’t the case of a lonely housewife choosing to end it all. rose moore may be dead, but her secrets as well as her relationships continue from beyond the grave. // wisteriashq is an appless oc rp taking place in the world of desperate housewives.

💗 Check them out! 💗