#lust list

[otterlycurly]

Fogged up windows is such a non-sexual turn on like… whoa

[otterlycurly]

NEED

OMG I JUST FOUND THAT SOMEONE MADE THIS REALISTIC DRAGON RING AND I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!!

For the people asking I found it HERE

[steviebunny]

I'm so tired of watching some of that interview with the vampire discourse. They are flawed characters for a reason they literally have eternity. Obviously they're going to be immensely flawed. You can both love lestat for his good moments, his affection, his ability to see beauty everywhere, and have empathy for his childhood , what Magnus did to him all while acknowledging that he was a toxic partner to Louis and guardian to Claudia. You can feel empathy for Louis, and acknowledge his rage and quiet resentment as a flaw. You can love Claudia and criticize that she murdered her parental figure. You can feel for Armand and want to give that poor boy a hug after the 500 years of suffering he's had at the hand of everyone who was supposed to care for him while also being upset he's a manipulative gaslighting bastard.

The only two least flawed characters internal struggles we even get a look at are Daniel and Madeline. Who are both remarkably human for the majority of the show.

Not to mention for a majority of the centuries each of these vampires have been alive. Therapy has not existed! For most of these characters, the peak of their own self-reflection is Claudia's journaling or finding themselves through art, be that music, directing, or photography.

We all know people in the year of our Lord 2024 who don't go to therapy because they think it's useless or just for the "crazies" If you thought your toxic gay vampire franchise would be beyond that you're delusional.

[mblue-art]

uh soooo I get that you like lust sans but what are other sanses you like after him. I like Nightmare on top. 😅

,,, , ,, them,,,///

[mildarka]

wip :]

[coffeenonsense]

What men think women are attracted to:

chiseled beefcakes with abs where their feelings should be idk

Male/masculine coded characters I have actually seen women go froth at the mouth feral for on this app with my own two eyes in no particular order:

the fallout ghoul (in first place bc he has inspired the current round of this discourse)

an alien goo pile with attachment issues

the anthropomorphic personification of dreams who could theoretically present himself in infinite ways but most often chooses to represent himself as a goth twink with bedhead

a cannibal deer demon cartoon with a transatlantic accent

the fishman from the shape of water

some exhausted guy named harry dubois idk who he is he seems like he needs a hug but also like he might bite you

the onceler from the lorax (yes really)

the devil from the bible in various incarnations

honestly any male character so long as they're covered in blood a little fucked up and crying

[sesamestreep]

sexy himbo jock interpretations of James Tiberius Kirk are silly and do a disservice to the character for a lot of reasons, not least of which is that it fundamentally ignores all the times in canon when Kirk is faced with a scientific discovery or oddity and you can see the effort it takes for him not to clap and skip with excitement. like in ‘the devil in the dark’ when Spock posits that they might be dealing with a silicon based life form and McCoy’s like “but that’s impossible!” and Kirk literally crosses the room to flirt talk excitedly with Spock about the prospect and how it could work! and what it would mean!

What I’m saying is, Kirk’s gotta be smart and a huge dork because how else could he pull a bad autistic bitch like Spock?

[i-will-just-nyom-bi]

I feel like Asmodeus would absolutely adore Angel Dust and fucking deck Valentino.

Ozzie to Angel, seeing him holding up after the abuse and still putting on a show face (reminds him of Fizzy): Oh my god. Oh my god. Gorgeous.

Ozzie to Val (upon hearing about him from Angel): YOU FUCKING DONKEY *SLAP*

He would 100% invite Angel to a tour in the Lust Ring, a place of sexual disires and CONCENT, infront of Valentino just to see him boil with rage.

Fizz would probably over hear Val shouting at Angel and tell Ozzie, and... Well... Now it's just "Double V", in charge of social media & TV.

[otterlycurly]

This mid century diva…

this pencil sharpener that every classroom had

[otterlycurly]

Just realized i never uploaded this here

[oofouchstovehot]

afterdeath doodles to satiate The Voices

[jessieren]

Have you seen this item somewhere before?

An ode to the Moustache and the too snug navy shirt of smugness... otherwise known as:

'Just how much stuff did Evans snaffle from the Endeavour wardrobe'

I'll start by saying I may be mistaken but in my recent *cough* scientific analysis *cough* of potential photos for use on Moustache Monday and whilst perusing the posts from yesterday my spidey senses starting tingling at the incredible likeness of this snug navy shirt...

To one of our most lusted after admired items of the Endeavour wardrobe.. the too snug navy shirt of smugness

I can't be certain but they are certainly similar in colour, sheen and ummm 'fit'...

Just for completeness and further checking/analysis... here are a few more views of the snug navy shirt (definitely not just gratuitous posting)

This one doesn't even have the tache but I don't care...

And another comparator from Manor... mainly to analyse the.... ummmm... fit...

I fully accept that there are lots of navy shirts and that it may not be the same one but I think it deserves some continued analysis..

[otterlycurly]

I would commit warcrimes for this seat

hey ikea uploaded all 70+ years of their catalogues

a rare hybrid species depicted in the 1973 catalog, now critically endangered: mattress what fucked a mouse trap

[kvetchinglyneurotic]

I don't know if I'll ever actually write this, but I have a vague idea for a fic that's like, Sam, Jan, and Jamie vs the AFC Richmond Charity Gala that's set in early season 2 and basically explains what happened to the charity gala in 1x04 that's implied to be an annual tradition but that we never see again. The premise is as follows:

After the Dubai Air protest, Sam feels bad that he didn't look into the company he agreed to promote beforehand and decides to be more proactive in his activism. Which is why, when Ted announces the gala is coming up and Jan Maas (who obviously wasn't there for the last one) is like, "isn't it exploitative and dehumanizing to auction off players?" Sam decides he's going to Do Something About It and tries to rally the team to petition Rebecca to change the event, with mixed results.

Jamie, meanwhile, is having a... weird time. He's still nervous about his place on the team, especially now that Roy is back and at the height of his refusing-to-coach-Jamie era, and while there's not as much outright animosity from the other players, they're also not really friends. He's trying to be on his best behaviour, but the upcoming gala is making him nervous and Sam and Jan going around talking about like. consent and bodily autonomy and all that is dredging up some feelings that he's been repressing — mostly about Amsterdam but also about Lust Conquers All (I don't know a ton about reality TV production but it sounds pretty brutal on the contestants, and Jamie would not have been in a great frame of mind going in).

So when Sam and Jan go to talk to him, he doesn't want to turn them down because he's trying to make up for how he treated Sam last year, but he also doesn't want to get on the bad side of the rest of the team if they like the gala, and also also if auctioning off players is wrong then what happened to him in Amsterdam was definitely wrong, and he's not ready to confront that. But of course Sam is a sweetheart and realizes pretty quickly that Something Bad happened here and is like. okay now we really can't have the gala.

Anyway they make a 50-slide Powerpoint that they rehearse a bunch of times and go to present it to Rebecca in full Isaac-approved suits and everything, and then only get like. one slide in before Rebecca's like, "you're right, that is creepy. We'll come up with something new for this year." Also Roy apologizes for joking about Jamie having to sleep with that woman. The end 😊

[wreedenthusiast]

My top 5 FMAB ships!!

5. WinFan (Winry Rockbell x Lan Fan)

4. Edling (Edward Elric x Ling Yao)

3. Royai (Roy Mustang x Riza Hawkeye)

2. Lustai (Riza Hawkeye x Lust)

Wreed (Wrath/King Bradley x Greed)

If this post gets around 20 hearts, I'll post the lower half of my top ten ships.

[villainsidechick]

200 Followers???

Damn kiddies -- are you all diseased like me?

If you're following me, then I don't feel bad or weird for heavily lusting over this man --

Hardcore simping this rat bastard of a man --

I'd do anything for my skelly man, opera basement dweller --

and a whole list of delicious, morally gray men ---

I won't throw a massive gif list out to scroll for days --