#lurien the loser

[sir-bolivar]

This contains some hollow knight spoilers!!!!

I really wanted to draw the dreamers, so here they are!! I got lazy at colouring them tho,,

They’re watching the knight progress in real time through a makeshift tablet!! Sometimes also comment about its actions,,

I got a little idea from it and decided to draw it too,,,

[foileadeux]

halfway theeere

[chirriechi]

I had a dream with Lurien in it, I don't remember what else happened other than this loser being in it.

[17magpiesinatrenchcoat]

SILLIES AGAIN (pk and lurien gijinka designs by @foileadeux !!) :DD

They are making flower crowns!! PK’s broke because he is a PATHETIC LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yrlocalghost]

[sparklecur]

anyways shoutout to lurien my sad little wet loser blorbo baby man whose gender is now screwed up beyond all mortal comprehension

[septemberlikestea]

pogoing on lurien because he deserves to be beaten up. 

[17magpiesinatrenchcoat]

TELL US YOUR PK HEADCANONS!!! (if you wanna)

Oh HELL yeah

I’ve already said a bunch of these on ig… but you guys get to have more 😈😈

putting a cut here bc it’s fuckin long lol 💀💀

My fan name for him is Astennu!! Means god of the moon.. and WL’s name is Faraway :D

pan/polygamous: ]

autistic ofc bc I love projecting he's very bad at masking too, he's good at keeping up one specific persona (typical cold ruler mask..) but as soon as someone doesn't act the exact way he expects them to do he doesn't know how to react, and the mask slips, very practiced and good but only in very specific circumstances, another reason why he's so antisocial

he is good at heart and has strong morals, but they're usually overpowered by fear, so he usually just does what's easiest instead of what's right, even though it hurts him more in the long run

he doesn't give a shit about gender, everyone just started calling him a guy and he was like "ok lol"

likes singing and is quite good at it too!! (or. in the case of my au, he was before his voice got messed up)

NO spacial awareness whatsoever, always gets lost in thought, constantly bumping into shit, , he has a bunch of gnarly scars just from that

his godly powers are too much for his mortal-ish body, he regularly gets sick bevause of them, and it was even worse before he used most of them to create hallownest, he was basically permanently in pain lol LOSER

he can't control his glow, so it betrays his emotions a lot (and he can accidentally flashbang people when he feels really strong emotions)

refuses to be vulnerable at all. pushes everyone away, somewhat consciously too, believing himself to be a burden and that they'd be better off without him

drinks literally nothing but coffee {or the hallownest equivalent to it anyway)

very bad memory (projecting again)

he doesn't know how to interact with. people. much less be a parent. he's a terrible parent LOL he tries but he's just not good at it whatsoever

kind of a shitty immune system due to his powers making him sick so often, another reason he's reclusive

ameteur painter (he doesn't understand it much but it makes lurien really happy so)

his special interest is just. inventing intricate technology in general, he completely hyper focuses on it and would spend literal days doing it if it wasn't for wl dragging him out of his workshop LOL

EXTREMELY deadpan and can be very rude without realising it

Stuff always gets stuck in his horns and he usually doesn’t notice until it gets pointed out (which usually take hours bc wl and lurien think it’s funny lol)

Literally does not know how to make connections with people whatsoever every connection he has made has been accidental

dating both lurien and wl obviously 🫶🫶🫶(wl is also dating dryya but I haven’t put much thought into that one yet I should) the gods do not care for monogamy

Hmm.. for his relationships with some of the other characters..

realising that I have not fleshed out his relationship with wl really omg what’s wrong with me I need to fix that ☹️☹️ but uh here’s the other characters for now lol

him and lurien are both deranged autism buddies <33 lurien does not take any form of authority seriously at all, and doesn’t like taking orders (pathological demand avoidance, autistic thing, pretty sure I have it lol) and so.. he never like. acted like pk was a god. he just treated him like a normal person. and pk had no clue how to react to that so he could not keep up his mask around lurien at all.. so eventually they ended up realising they have common interests and ended up becoming friends.. and later.. hmmm?? they are both incredibly awkward and socially inept lol so it took way longer to happen then it should 💀

but yeah they have a very funky dynamic LOL they can talk for hours about their common interests <3 and hmm.. their dynamic is basically this

He never thought that much of herrah other than being vaguely scared of her;; but she fucking hated him LOL she thought he was an inept cowardly moron

but.. the more time she spent as queen, she grew to understand him a lot more as she felt how much that role and pressure could tear someone down

She still doesn’t like him that much, but she understands why he is the way he is now, and tries to be nicer bevause she knows how it feels

He and monomon have a very weird relationship.. they’re kinda friends but also kinda fucking hate each other LOL;; like;; theyre really fucking mean and hostile to each other but it’s not really genuine, it’s more out of habit than anything, and they do care about each other and look out for each other, it’s just sort of the manifestation of them both being emotionally inept assholes who don’t know how to communicate, so they sorta take it out on each other, but neither of them mind, they know neither of them actually mean it

so yeah sorta like;; idk weird ass friendship where they both pretend to hate each other to vent at how shit the world is but they both know neither of them mean it bevause the anger isn’t directed at each other at all, and it’s kinda become a game between them who can come up with the most ridiculous insults LOL

Uhhh I guess that’s it lol!! Yeah I said there was a lot 💀 if you have any questions or more headcanon ideas for me… well you know where to find me 💜💜

[sparklecur]

also heads up this gets like weird and convoluted in like fifty different ways you have been warned

lurien isnt like born from void in this au more like pk turns him into void?? replaces his blood with it?? idk? i didnt come up with any exact reason other than "el oh el pk evil villain guy for the sake of plot convenience" (as with most of my late nite whump tm) but maybe it could connect to the au where lurien starts stealing vessels?? like lurien is becoming more and more doubtful of pks motives and his plans and pk senses this and is like "oh is that disloyalty i smell? die :)"

so for random convoluted reasons he goes to lurien and instead of just killing him he decides to have some Fun with it. he goes to lurien and is like "hey man wanna help me with a cool science experiment" and lurien is like ok sure and pk takes him to his workshop and basically replaces luriens blood with void????????????? and basically turns him into some kinda messed up void monster (something like he carves two new eyes into luriens face and turns the center eye into a mouth yeowch)

yeah so lurien is having a fun time

then later after lurien has recovered(????????????) slightly from this at least enough to go out in public pk goes into the city to make an announcement!!! he drags lurien out with him and is like "you see this loser? yeah this guy is a traitor hes been TAINTED by EVIL DARKNESS look at his BLOOD its DARK and EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(my only logic for why he does this is like. maybe in this au bugs are starting to suspect hes working with void which is maybe sus???? so he needs a scapegoat?????????? I DIDNT THINK THIS THROUGH AT ALL I JUST WANTED TO WRITE ANGST IN MY HEAD WHILE HALF ASLEEP)

and then he has some guards tie up lurien and drag him out to the edge of the kingdom maybe i think. lurien cries a lot. insert plot convenience here then mato finds him maybe?? and tells monomon because theyre bugs i guess and mon is like "what the heck hey thats my brother why is he dying WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS FACE"

aaaaaaaand thats all i got. sorry for your eyeballs

void lurien whump au i had and idea for last night that could also maybe connect to the dad lurien au hoo boye

[septemberlikestea]

did you know that dreamer lurien the watcher is a fucking shorty and a loser? he went to sleep forever and didnt even clean his room lmao pathetic.

[septemberlikestea]

herrah the beast is the ONLY valid dreamer. monomon and lurien are losers.

[lion-rye]

You hurt me with that last one

This contains some hollow knight spoilers!!!!

I really wanted to draw the dreamers, so here they are!! I got lazy at colouring them tho,,

They’re watching the knight progress in real time through a makeshift tablet!! Sometimes also comment about its actions,,

I got a little idea from it and decided to draw it too,,,