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the unabomber was right
I fucking hate this I hate that human beings who want to build and create and live life are forced to waste their lives fighting for meaningless timewaster jobs while the positions of artists and actors and musicians and painters are replaced by plagiarism machines and algorithms and nothing you work to pay for belongs to you I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it if a robot can do our jobs then why the FUCK aren't we living
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OH SORRY DIDNT KNOW THAT EXISTED GENIALLY
youre good youre good! TMAGP stole my The End avatar, so it's only fair I get one of theirs
#an eye for an eye#this is a joke#but lucky was made before the episode came out#the magnus archives#tma#mag#the magnus protocol#tmagp#tmaoc
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Uploading a perfect archive of a dying site full of user-submitter erotic stories, but I have "accidentally" left out every story with the word "Tyrone" in it
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ok wait, so sayaka is always represented by mermaids and mermaids r half fish right? so wgat If this is supposed to foreshaddow how kyosaya has romance in the future so kyoko is like..."kissing" the fish but kissing it would look so weird so we got this as foreshadowing 🤩 kyosaya 🤩
#THIS IS A JOKE#kyoko sakura#sayaka miki#puella magi madoka magica#kyosaya#madoka magica#also I just saw kyoko has some hair out of place! loser!
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gods but that mug really does look like you just edited the word 'tea' onto it in post. the lettering is so sharp and everything else looks grainy, like your camera was taking radiation damage while you took the photo or smth. have you checked for radiation maybe that's why your photos look so uncanny
Me: I can skip lunch and just keep watching this youtube video
The yotube video:
FINE KAITO I'LL GO COOK RICE AND MAKE SOME FRESH MAYONNAISE
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ice brady mention in a sza song 😿 geno don’t let this influence u papi put morgan in
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C!technoblade being pulled up to the execution stand in new L’manberg circa 16 dec 2020 colorised
(“Every society gets the kind of criminals it deserves.” And all that)
#sorry I think I’m funny#you can kill me#this is A JOKE#dream smp#dsmp#Technoblade#c!techno#luigi mangione#dsmpblr#should I draw it#no I shouldn’t
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Don’t mind my dirty ahh bed
Everything goes according to plan.
Got a new sketch book and just did this. Also this is a joke, I’d never draw a ‘pimp’ au lol 😭
Don’t this this seriously pls
#bully canis canem edit#bully scholarship edition#gary smith#jimmy hopkins#pete kowalski#doodle#my art#shitpost#don’t take this too seriously#this is a joke
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189.44.237.86
-3.28847, 131.60670
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Oh I see, Christian Horner....
All Daniel had to do to get the seat was disrespect Checo and Fernando
Getting points wasn't really necessary....
Idiot.
Good luck Liam.
You're gonna need it
You'll get dumped at summer break
#This is a joke#RB is a joke#F1#Daniel Ricciardo#Christian Horner#liam lawson#checo perez#fernando alonso
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Nevermore Crack theory except this time it actually doesn't make any sense and is poorly thought out and in all honestly it just copy paste form the Discord Server
The greatest Nevermore plotwist would be that Will is actually the Deans in disguise.
Think about it, in the story William Wilson is talks about doubles or something, you know what else is double? The Deans.
Image of the William Wilsons
Now, you must be wondering 'why would they disguise themselves as a pathetic background character' well we already know that the Deans (or atleast Merry) like entertainment, so maybe the do this so they can get a closer look at the students without the students acting differently because a Dean is there. Kind of like role playing a character for fun.
Also, out of all Nevermore characters, he is the one with the least backstory revealed, what if the reason he has no backstory, is because he is one of the Deans!?!? Seriously, with every other character, we either rgot a flashback, or something heavily alluding to their backstory (except Morella somewhat. Morella secretly a Dean too?)
Even in the original William Wilson story, the Main character's actual name (as specified in the beginning) isn't even actually William Wilson, it's just an alias he uses.
And his double is meant to appear when he acts 'less than moral'. More proof of this theory is when the Deans at the dinner, announced how only one person can get the second chance at life, we saw all the characters reaction except for Will (now keep in mind, he didn't dissappear or anything, in fact in the next few panel we literally see him again) but what if the reason we don't see his reaction isn't because he was a waste of nine months, but actually because why would he need to have a reaction if he is just one of the Deans?
Now, as we have seen with Nurse Dolly and Miss Poppet, there are doll versions of them. Guess who's spectre looks like a doll? That's right, it's good ol William. Plus, Dolly and Poppet have unique facial marking, and who's spectre has just that?
What these Dolls of the staff were? I personally think it's like an object that controls them because I doubt they are actual people, but because this part is very much just speculation, ignore it for the most part.
Although, this leads into a similar theory of Will not being the Deans but simply working for them, similar to the staff. And what staff member would Will be? That right, The maid!!
Real reason that closet was dirty, Will was too busy being Monty's mop to remember to do his actual job
Thank you everyone for reading this theory. It was honestly made as an excuse to draw Willy in a maid costume. For wasting your time, here, take a poorly drawn Will
#nevermore webcomic#nevermore webtoon#edgar allen poe#nevermore#nevermore will#will nevermore#william wilson#crack theory#this is a joke#unless...#if this ends up being anywhere close to canon i want a brownie
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HC that Trip, Brill, and Bob would all go to Paul for relationship advice because he’s the oldest and 50% of the time he helped solve the problem and the other 50% he made it much worse
#this is a joke#mostly#but it’s funny to imagine#bc Paul has never actually dated a girl he truly liked#so he’d be like oh she’s mad that you forgot your anniversary#uh idk get her flowers or smth#like he would kinda be no help bc he knows what it’s like to love someone#but not what’s it’s like to healthily cope with a breakup#so trip would be like oh Marcia broke up with me#and Paul would be like#ok so ignore her and never speak to her ever again and just stare longingly for multiple years#the outsiders musical#the outsiders broadway#the outsiders#the socs#trip the outsiders#paul holden#terrence dipp#bob sheldon#clark brillstein#brill the outsiders
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arcane giving us two gay divorces in 3 episodes...one word i have to describe this season is homophobic
#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane season 2#arcane#this is a joke#maybe#jayvik#caitvi#violyn#arcane spoilers#yes this is a joke since some of yall are actually dumb ash
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New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!
also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!
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#tiktok#cat#this is a joke#disabled#disability#blind#visual impairment#visually impaired#disabilties
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