#(THIS IS A JOKE)

[butuhaventseenmyman]

again, didn't realize gas prices trumped human rights. my. bad.

[aphmcu-mha]

“I think Soap would top Simon!” “I think Soap is bottom!”. WRONG. ALL OF Y’ALL ARE WRONG. He’s a power bottom🥳🥺

[birdiebirdjay]

@percyweasleyapologist

bitches be like "god he's so hot" and he looks like this

[tom4chka]

[arayeee]

Ya know, if a foreign government- hell, if our government wanted to steal my data they can have it. The only data they’re going to get is my collection of Katie McGrath and all the characters she’s played, plus the enormous collection of Supercorp edits I’ve saved. Along with all my bookmarked Ao3 fics I need to read. So like, sure. If they’re into that, go right ahead

[krumpkin]

Not the toughest choice 🥴

[blu3berrydraws]

this wouldn't happen to me because like a good tumblr user i do background checks on every person i reblog my pure & nice tumblr posts from including the OPs :)

uh hey that person you just reblogged from used to be in our discord server but we had to kick them out because they admitted to watching t*m and j*rry... that show features violence and as such glorifies it.... when we confronted them all they said was "wtf its a show about a cat and a mouse"... if you dont believe me theres a whole callout post that features their name age and street address so you can go to their house and check... anyways you should unfollow them before people start thinking you like problematic media too :/ just trying to help

[trappedinacomputer]

Foolish has finally admitted he's homophobic and thats why he's been declining Pili

at least he finally feels comfortable enough to come out about this /j

[js1ex]

there’s only one way to do that

No glue, no borax. Just please

[n3v3rd3ad]

this might be the stupidest thing ive ever drawn... Aster is way too serious to ever wear something this silly..

[bicokun]

Wow, real telling how many people are just scrolling past this without reblogging…

No matter what a post on tumblr tries to tell you, your moral and ethical stances will never be determined by what you reblog and what you scroll past. Don’t let manipulation tactics force you into doing anything you don’t want to do.

[angelwolf985]

castiel threw the first brick at stonewall

[libra-cant-just-dance]

I should make a Discord server where its for Just Dance people but we all collectively create our own idea of what happened after 2024 story mode and post about it like its canon. The Just Dance fandom but a very specific subset of it where we're all delusional. Anyone who tries to imply that our madeup storyline isn't canon gets kicked.

[iamrootusr]

It does, however need to be OSHA compliant and pass the safety inspection though.

Those low poly’s need to have anti-aliasing enabled I’m afraid. No sharps!

I’m legitimately wondering if there’s any reason a neovagina has to look especially realistic since it’s not like I’m gonna be seeing it all the time and genitals aren’t super aesthetic anyway so maybe I can get a discount if the doctor doesn’t have to like perfectly craft every fold of the vulva, like it’s not gonna be particularly deep or wide for me anyway, just gimme something that’s works and is easy to clean and knock a few bucks of the price, I’m not asking for Michaelangelo’s labia or anything y'know, I appreciate maybe the doctor won’t give me teeth or tentacles down there but at the same time I’m not going to get into a relationship with someone if they feel like they gotta conduct a 120 point snatchspection just to confirm my cunt meets the fuckability codes, I’m sure as shit not pushing babies out it and there’s no reason to overcomplicate taking a wee, so why not go for something a little more aerodynamic and low rez right?