#lupin kin

[that-bitch-kat3]

james potter is the type of person who would make his friends in the sims 4 and then make them live happy lives ‘because they deserve it’

[fourthemarauders]

Remus and regulus kinnies:

"Weighted blankets aren't enough. I need to be buried. Hit me with that crashing soil."

[graydagay]

What Marauders character is an event from my school

Making sexual gestures at a helicopter- barty

Slapping eachothers thighs-sirius and james

Doing sexual dances infront of the pedo teachers to call them out-Marlene

Steals books from the libary and burned them- evan and barty

Booting a kid in the knee because they get the afl ball-remus

Pleasuring eqchother in the back of class- barty and evan

Vaping in the tents on sports day- regulus

Busting a girls eyebrow because she stole his sharpener- evan

Writing an almost lawyer like essay to prove the person's innocence- pandora

Let me know if you want a part 2

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

sirius black who looks at the most heinous man in the room and says "boyfriend!!" and james and lily are Concerned and sirius black who looks at the most horrifying beast in the forest and says "puppy!!" and james and lily are Concerned

[worlds-greatest-thief-lupin-iii]

Finding official Lupin art I’ve never seen before makes me absolutely giddy like yeah I’d do that I’d bite straight into my hard metal gun for the fuck of it

[theautismcorner]

Me when I kin Remus but look like Sirius (I'm not even kidding, I just look like a fem version of most of the Sirius art I have seen). The chilly weather has resulted in me just looking like Sirius wearing Remus' sweaters/jumpers and I'm not complaining

[herbologygreenhouse]

Me 🤝 James

[zsrntyouil]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who kins literally every "main" marauders era characters like:

Remus? Absolutely, I hate my body and always feel like I'm a monster and I LOVE reading and I drink tea several times a day (plus im autistic)

Sirius? I totally hide my trauma behind jokes and am very oblivious when people like me because I hate myself

Peter? I am indeed always the last one picked and my relationships are always like "they're my best friend but am I theirs?"

James? I ALWAYS try to be happy in front of people and will shut up if I suffer to not disturb people around me

Lily? YES. I have one older sister who doesn't really care about me and I find it relaxing to study

Mary? I'm just a girl 🎀 (no fr I haven't seen much abt her but I relate to her a lot)

Marlene? I feel like she's one of the only I dont really kin.

Dorcas? Same as Marlene, a bit to perfect for me to relate to her

Pandora? She is literally me. Like, the kinda fairy, crystals and moths vibe is so me. And pretty much all of the supernatural thing in general. But we both still have a thing for saying things that would normally need a trigger warning (mostly abt death). And the weirdo thing too (I mean we're both autistic so...).

Evan? Not really. I couldn't do all the dissecting animals thing cos because of ~autism~ my empathy for animals is 900% when it should be 65-75% (like I can't even kill mosquitos) but like it's around 40-50% for humans when it should be 90-100%

Barty? I, me too, can't have a normal human relationship with anyone and I'm brutally honest. And I wasn't wanted by my dad.

Regulus? He. Is. Me. Like there's already everything ive already said abt Remus and all. And my sister left me to go study in an other country when I was 12 and our relationship was already slowly getting worse. And I want to kill myself 24/7 and make a lot of self- depreciation jokes. And like I've finished a 800 pages book in 5 days last week because I liked it too much so I didn't sleep. And I write and read sad french poetry.(Plus obviously ~autism~)

And like all of them, I'm pretty much queer

[adharastarlight]

I just learn by trial and error and pray it doesn't explode.

- James Potter, at some point

[bartyssimp-riley-16]

Maraudersss

so i did a marauders kin testtt

and my results are:

not surprising ngl...

but not who i thought id get...

....but who cares, im happy :))

i didnt realise i need THAT much of help

sooooooo.... yeahhh, I kin remus john mf lupin...

@roselookingatthemoon @starving-marauder-lover @noblehouseofgay @rosekillerbf @anything-for-my-moony-1971 @bleeding-rose-1 @sillylilygryffindor @garden-of-runar

idk i just tagged a bunch of random people i know that like the marauders???

[egosdelirium]

My Marauders Headcanons:

(Part 1)

- Sirius sings in the shower, no matter the hour, the situation or whether he has company, if he's in the shower he WILL perform (however he sings really quietly if he knows someone is sleeping close to the bathroom, or he just resorts to humming). When he was a child he was forbidden from making too much noise around the house, so he just hummed or sang whenever he happened to have a moment of privacy, which often meant during a bath or in his bed chambers. The habit kind of stuck.

- Peter is a giggly drunk. He laughs at every little thing in a really carefree way he'd never be comfortable with when sober, and it's so contagious that it usually ends with everybody in stiches

- Remus has always had a lot of anxious tics as a child and he's never really managed to outgrow some of them, so he picked up smoking to try to stop biting his nails or the inside of his cheeks. Only now he's addicted and he's always fidgeting with a cig or a lighter in hand

- Marlene was mainly raised around boys. She was the second child and the only girl out of four siblings, and she had an especially close relationship with her older brother. James and Peter were among her first friends ever and she only ever played or hanged around boys who were her brothers' friends.

Mary was her first female friend ever (and she had a monstrous crush on her from Day 1)

- James HATES sleeping alone. Up until he was around six years old he would sleep in his parents' bed every single night (spoiled brat that he was) and since then he has always felt really off when he's had to sleep alone. His mum used to cover his bed in stuffed toys and plushies to make up for the lack of company, but James still missed the presence of someone else. After meeting Sirius, James rarely slept on his own for the first two years, and it was bliss for both of them (Sirius used to get horrible nightmares and being held helped)

- Peter practices stand up comedy in the dorm room and he has such immaculate comedic timing that the marauders always end up with tears in their eyes at his stories. He usually tells them about stuff he overheard in class or his horrible Hogsmeade dates. One time James pissed himself from laughing

- Sirius thought he'd never love anybody as much as he loved James or Remus, but the day Harry was born he instantly became Sirius' number 1 favourite person in the world. He bonded a lot with Lily over it

- Mary dances really, really well. Her bachata and merengue are so hypnotizing that once she put up a little show in the common room, per Sirius' request, and it was all the entirety of Gryffindor would speak about for the next two weeks. She was given lessons since she was a toddler by her caribbean relatives when she went to visit them in Martinique, and her parents later signed her up for summer classes during Hogwarts. She tried to teach each and every one of her friends a couple of times, of course, but they all sucked in their own way. Surprisingly, the only one who kind of got the hang of it in the end was Peter, who had a severely underestimated sense of rhythm. (Sirius was admittedly very good at the technical aspects of both dances, but he couldn't seem to shrug off the stiff posture he'd learnt to Waltz in, so he never looked quite natural enough)

- The marauders are codependent™️.

And it's not just James and Sirius, it's all of them! If ANYTHING happens to one of them without the other three knowing/being present to witness it, a reunion MUST be held in the dorms recounting the events in chronological order. And when I mean that they share almost every single detail of their daily lives, I mean every single one. James and Sirius are obviously the worst, and it took Remus a while to get used to being so open with them, but over time, it just became natural to him too. Peter just loves it because he likes being listened to and giving advice, so he's having the time of his life.

As a result of it, they're insane gossips. They know everything about almost every person in Hogwarts because one of them always ends up in a situation.

Mary, who's a sucker for good stories and scandals, has weekly meet-ups with James to share gossip.

Obviously this becomes a problem when Wolfstar get together. Their secret relationship lasts a grand total of four days before one of them eventually crumbles and spills everything to James and Peter (it was Remus)

- Lily likes tinkering. Manual labour helps her get her mind off of things that make her uneasy or anxious, so if she wants to disconnect for a couple of hours she resorts to knitting or making jewelry from scratch. Mary and Marlene start collecting colorful rocks around the perimeter of the lake and bringing them to Lily so she can make bracelets, necklaces and earrings. In a few months they have a whole collection of matching pieces that they wear all the time. Lily eventually moves on to bigger projects, like sewing dresses or knitting bags, usually as gifts for the people she loves.

She makes James a sweater of his favourite quidditch team for his 18th birthday because money is tight (which she feels incredibly bad about), but he likes it so much that he wears it every day for a month straight and the others have to wrestle him out of it to have the elves wash it

- Remus is unexpectedly very touchy with Sirius. He's always generally shied away from hugs or pats or kisses from his friends (mainly James), so everyone expected him to loathe PDA too, but Remus doesn't. On the other hand he craves it, and he always searches for a way to be touching Sirius in any and all situations. Holding hands or playing with Sirius' fingers stops him from wanting to bite his nails, having his hair played with relaxes him, and being kissed is one of his new favourite things in the world. So if it were up to him, he just simply would never want to detach himself from Sirius, like ever, but he's anxious about coming off as too obsessive, so he makes do with small touches

- Marlene has only ever had a small crush on one boy before realizing that she liked girls, and that boy was Sirius (she liked the longer hair and the cheekbones, the rest of his body not so much)

And, lastly, here's how they rank on most to least likely to be a sore fucking loser during any type of competition:

- Sirius (he's absolutely insufferable, complains and whines for hours even if he loses at goddamn tic tac toe)

- Lily (also insufferable, complains really loudly and quickly turns into a the most paranoid conspiracy theorist who thinks everyone else cheated)

- Marlene (not as bad as the first two, still very annoying. After losing, she gets in a sour mood for a while that only Mary can snap her out of)

- Remus (this man never makes a scene so, at best, he simply looks frustrated about losing. He can still get really competitive, though, especially academically)

- Mary (depends on the competition, but she's generally not a sore loser)

- Peter (a very decent loser, he takes a loss gracefully. Except at chess, because no one can beat him without cheating so he only gets mad because he knows that he's being tricked)

- James (he believes that a win should always be earned, so if he lost fairly he has no right to get mad about it. Unless someone cheated. In that case it's fucking over for everyone because he WILL be out for blood. 99% of the time he just pats his competitor on the shoulder and congratulates them)

[that-bitch-kat3]

“i fucked my way into this situation and i will fuck my way out!”

-sirius black probably

[fourthemarauders]

Being a lily/remus kinnie means that I'm addicted to social media as the rest of the world is but constantly feeling guilty for not reading enough books and learning enough and especially not fulfilling my potential because of a little satanic gray-black box.

This was my ted talk.

[graydagay]

Things my friend group has done that gives off marauders era vibes.

1.asking random people for weed for 20 cents (barty/remus)

2. Dipping into another store because the group won't move fast enough (regulus)

3. Slut dropping infront of teachers and being purposely gay infront of them (sirius)

4. Bringing ballet shoes and everyone trying them on at lunch (Pandora)

5. Randomly biting any body part of the friend group that comes close(Barty)

6.drinking spicy juice from a maccas pop top juice (Marlene/remus/dorcas)

7.sitting on the floor infront of a pepper pig ride and gayifying themselves because the parents won't let them (barty/regulus/evan/pandora)

8. Climbing up things (james/evan)

There is so much more should I make a part 2

[richardsfatalflaw]

i do not have an original personality. i stole it from :

- a dead bisexual werewolf professor

- a poet with social anxiety

- an girlboss who can crack top secret russian codes but can't talk to girls

- a ginger who once killed a classmate and fucked the rest

- a traumatized guy with a bowlcut that looks good in it somehow

- another ginger who spends more time in her head than with other people (so real)

- a witch who turns men into pigs

- a dead gay dog guy

- a character that was mentioned one (1) time in the hp books but is now a badass lesbian who is besties with future death eaters

- a demo expert who would wake you up before killing you bc he's nice like that :)

[llinstarr]

Happy birthday to the only man ever.