#luigi-will-follow-you

[simiansmoke]

@koopzilla , @luigi-will-follow-you

[koopzilla]

@luigi-will-follow-you​ cont.

“Hmmm... we could sacrifice the monkey. The volcano prefers meat on the bones and you’re a vegetable... Alright! But YOU have to catch him. Season him too. This ain’t a diet sacrifice!” 

[blairwaldcrf]

[weevmo]

it's his comfort song <:[

[galaxygermdraws]

So my partner and I watched a friend of ours play ISAT and I kept going "this is just like Super Paper Mario", especially because there is art of the SPM cast but ISAT (done by @year2000electronics) and I was like. What if I redrew sprites with Luigi myself. So. I did. Mostly act 5 stuff because those sprites are crazy to me. Yes I will tag this for ISAT spoilers because ya no it totally is.

(reblogs with tags/comments are appreciated. Thankyu)

[hoelandah]

I saw someone say they don't believe the whole assassination thing was organic. They believe it was a planned anti-hero type stunt and I can totally understand thinking that with how the imperialism/capitalism/government is. They've manufactured hits and narratives before. Hello FBI. Hi CIA.

However...

They said one of the reasons why they didn't believe it is that the CEO was replaced immediately and the meeting kept going on without him as if nothing happened. They went on with their PowerPoints as one of their own lay dead in the street.

Like I'm sorry but that's the MOST believable, realistic part of the story.

They do just hire your replacement after you straight up die. Even a CEO. They don't care. That is the banal evil of capitalism. Something tragic happens but the system just keeps on chugging. Why? Because it has to. Period. It justifies itself.

It keeps you going, because you have to keep going, you can't just stop, you silly billy, business needs to business.

It coerces you into going through the motions even though, logically, we should be stopping and thinking. It's like getting lobotomized. This is why disruptive protests are so important. Protests that block the street, strikes, or things that block certain services are not "the way that they are" for the vague notion of being a nuisance to be paid attention to. The point is to also undermine capitalism's ability to make us "keep on going" no matter what bad thing happens or how many it makes suffer. You are letting it know that it's not more important than human life and dignity.

So, I think it's poetic and telling that a whole CEO still can't stop the machine from going, that even HE is just a body they gotta step over. That no matter how important you are to acquiring capital...

You are a pawn.

Even if you have a fuck ton of money.

[pianokantzart]

Luigi, please, we all know you are very capable but there is a time and a place.

[simiansmoke]

"...oh...-"

"YEAH?!"

“If I woke up to an ape flexing at me, I’d kick it in the nose.”

[rivercloak]

obviously that perp walk from the helicopter failed spectacularly for the police for many reasons but i think a big part was due to his ankles being chained. they had to go at HIS pace, meaning HE was basically leading and thereby in control of that entire procession (and subsequently the police) and not the reverse lol

[thereaderinsertlady]

Based off of @camprell-art 's reblog :3

WAAAH THIS TOOK FOREVER MY HAND IS FALLIN OFF AHRGRGG anyways, in remembrance of @cottoncanderino spending like an hr or 2 on a lil twitter icon only to cover up the background with a (ahem) rather big-chested character, here are closeups of the icons in the pic

[galaxysodapopdraws]

Hey what if I shipped the yellow golf ball bitch (positive) from the Mario and Luigi series, with the fat purple star that blocked speedrunners for years from super mario galaxy 2 ,’:]

Also bonus human Starlow? Kinda working on human designs for the not pig and my favorite two star folk.

[simiansmoke]

@luigi-will-follow-you

He rolls his eyes. Something about being sent to do the bidding of a greater evil feels familiar to him, but he shakes it off. It’s just a prank, after all. The supposed ‘volcano god’ (who he’s certain is just Bowser) isn’t really going to eat Donkey Kong.... right?

“Come on. It’s Luigi. You’ve met me before!” He begins to wonder if he’s taken this a bit too far, but shrugs it off. Donkey Kong’s tough and can handle himself. “I guess you just didn’t know about the magic thing, did you.” he wiggles the fingers of his left hand, electricity arcing between the tips. “I have this lightning ability? And I realized, you know, electricity can be used for a ton of things, so I started to mess around to see how far I could take things, and-”

He catches himself rambling, shaking his head. “Nevermind. Doesn’t matter.” He begins the arduous task of walking his captive to the nearest warp pipe.

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Semi upside-down in the magic at the question, he crosses a leg and rubs his chin at the other in formal consideration. "...Well, sure. I've met Luigi before...but he's kind've a little bitch." Which was...not exactly the vibe he was getting, but he supposed vibes didn't really determine who someone was...except the 'phases' they went through anyway. Still, he had monke brain so it was hard to keep that in mind.

Trying to swat the light around him, DK growled. "Well it's stupid. Stop doing it!"

He's just gonna punch and kick around hovering in the air because it makes him feel like he's accomplishing something. "Y'better not do Bowser's grocery list...he's the epitome of if you give a mouse a cookie. But like...it's if you give turtle a blowie."

[simiansmoke]

@luigi-will-follow-you , @koopzilla

Casually, he flings the green-bean at the foot of Bowser's chair, bored already.

"Well...have fun!" He's outtie.

THE MOUNTAIN DEMANDS A WEAK GREEN SACRIFICE.

[universalhat]

"as to motive, we talked to 25 people on the street who all gave more or less the same explanation, but our producers won't let us say any of that shit so we'll leave it at 'it is yet unknown.'"

[rosegoldcas]

Thought y’all might appreciate this here

[galaxygermdraws]

Mr L possessed me tonight so I decided to just post a bunch of Mr. L stuff. Honestly surprised I just have yet to show off the Super Dimentio design I did because I really love that thing. I think more people should incorporate Plant Horror into this game.

(relogs with tags/comments are appreciated .Asks too. Thankyuuuu)