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Adam's mating habits
#get that bitch a stick#bitches love sticks#lilith used to lemme smash#now lilith is smashin lucifer#lucifer is a hoe#Youtube
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The way they all immediately started calling him mom 🤣
#obey me#obey me shall we date#shall we date obey me#om! shall we date#obey me screenshot#obey me brothers#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#obey-me-hoe-posts
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Duck Song but Radioapple
I spent way too much time on this LMAO
#radioapple#fanart#fan video#lucifer morningstar#alastor the radio demon#cursed cat alastor#duck lucifer#duckiedeer#appleradio#lucifer x alastor#lucifer and alastor#meme#hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin hotel#lucifer hazbin hotel#lmao#made on ms paint bc I'm a broke hoe
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What a bad boy you are... come sit on my lap. - Lucifer
"What a kind offer, don't mind if I do then," Radarchives chuckled lightly as they brushed their bleach-damaged hair behind their ear. "I have issues you can't even fathom, my sweet pr- SIKE!"
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"BEGONE FOUL SPECTRE BEGONE!!"
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lilith was blind
#how that hoe left a twink who can emote😔#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer morningstar#the silly#hazbin hotel lilith#that bitch#(my brain was like : yes let's pretend im not pagan and planning on making an altar for lilith)
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Yalls I'm still gushing about the event it was literally so fun but like I have more screenshots to share!!
*Fangirl Nonsense/Event Spoilers under the cut*
Okay firstly:
Is it just me or do the sprites look more refined here? It's been a while since I did the battles but they look noice!
Next:
Damn when your brother is your yandere-
(Also Michael's mad face got me growling like a bitch in heat-)
NEXT NEXT
I will die for Jjok >:v
FINALLY
Guys my husbands noticed each other!! 💞
#what in hell is bad#whb#what in hell is bad gamigin event#whb gamigin event#what in hell is bad satan#whb satan#what in hell is bad michael#whb michael#what in hell is bad lucifer#whb lucifer#i feel spoiled! Three guys im simping for all together#i love it- Im a hoe but i love it!
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Hey my friend has a question but is too much of a pussy(/aff) to ask you.
great question !!!! i love when peope ask me things abour my characyers i want everhone to know rhat they can and should ALWAYS send me asks about this because i love asks and they keeo this accounr foing actually so .. swnd me any ask whenever ..
im guessing the question means a priesr doing a protefrion spell for demon ragatba and demon pomni ? whoxh is a great question ! but, unfortunately for them, it woukd not work !! if a priest were to even try and attempt to do a protection agaonsr demons for demon ragatha and demon pomno, it woukd hurt then sinxe tjey are both demons and the pfayer was done with intent to hurt demons. even if its intention was NOT to hurt demon ragayha and demon pomni. canr really be too specfic with them, youknow ? unfortunately for demons, they dont ger any prayers rjat protects tjem from muxh of anytjong really so the prayer WOULD hurt demon ragatha and demon pomni as they are both demons and the prayer was said to hurt demons, hope that answers your question 👍
ALOS THE LUCIFER THING YOU GOT IT YES !! i lpved the vulnerabiliy powrr of lucifer that was really interesting to me and when i first watxhed ir like 2 or 3 years ago i have always wnated to make a characyer woth that same thing .. i wanted to develop that i thoifht that was really roamntic actually .. also the desore thing lucjfer is the BEST its such a good show 6 amaizng seasons
#demon x nun au#demon ragatha#once again im talking about hoe much i hate the ending of lucifer#taht fucking sucked actually#i domt CARE if maybe it was important to the story and characyer deblopment or soem fucking bullshit#imagone groiwng up woth no father and thinking you werent loved because he was mevere there for you#only to have a chikd and do the exact same thing to her#that was an asshole mlve actualy#i think the cycle shoukd have stopped#why was he given a responsibiloty he never actually wnated in the first palce jusr because he was best suiyed for ir#that was stupid and i just choose to not agree wirh ir or believe iy happened#fuxking hated tjat
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Yes so that.. happened..umm well 😅
#romance club#heaven's secret#heaven's secret 2#hs lucifer#hs malbonte#hs dino#hs mimi#hs astaroth#hs war#woe is me#hoe is me#heaven's secret 2 so far#fuck around and find out
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"Takes one to know one, eh?"
@fatass-adam
#ic#dash commentary#fatass-adam#// I'm dying#the video is perfect ahahaha#it's not that Lucifer thinks he's a hoe he just doesn't care if Adam thinks he is one lmao
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Having the same dream that brings up old, long forgotten memories that make you realize "Hey wtf I had the same dream again???"
#jay moment#ok so#i was ME in the dream#which was weird first of all. i was reading a bl and i realised that it had crepic in it and i thought#“wait a min didnt i read this eay before ehen i watched utmv comic dubs?” (tris comic doesnt exist irl) and it turned into me being inside#with mo crepic and I have like godly powers that change time and space#and then some evil guys appeared that happened outside and i had to scream “Uhh hoe do i turn back time like before” and i begged my brother#(brother was the one who did ot previously in the old dream) and he said downlaod the fortnite app (istg im not making this up)#and you could turn back time so at the very end i did and i reset the world nack to the atart of the day#when the beginning of thr world happened i went outside and everyone was outside watching like lucifer (like humamized lucifer)#play guitar or smth and when i asked if anyone remembered they said “yeah...” so i begged south kai (dbz in mah head ig???) and he said#that i could so i go inside my house and satan (lucifer and satan are different in here idk) and i asked him if he was lucifer or satan and#he was nice and explained the diff and then i woke up. wtf just happened to me#THE SAME TIME TRAVEL TO SAVE EVERYONE FROM EVIL GUYS WAY THEN#HOW DID I GET THE SAME THING
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Pick him up and give him kisses?? Maybe??
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It's giving ✨ gentle persuasion ✨
#obey me#obey me shall we date#shall we date obey me#om! shall we date#obey me nightbringer#obey me screenshot#lucifer obey me#obey me lucifer#om lucifer#lucifer om#om! lucifer#satan obey me#obey me satan#satan om#om satan#om! satan#solomon obey me#obey me solomon#solomon om#om solomon#om! solomon#obey-me-hoe-posts
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Yalls you ever develop pattern of interactions with the characters in OM?
Like for instance with Lucifer I'm either snarky tender or shy and as such whenever there's a moment in game where I feel scared or get the option I hold his hand (Like in OG OM before you reveal going to the attic you have the option to hold his hand and I always take those options because it makes me feel safer)
Okay but then I just tried that in Nightbringer and the dude is like "The fuck you doing?" And I'm just like "Oh... Sorry force of habit." Like OOF. Hand privileges are revoked and I'm feeling it now (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)
Damn it now I get those sad fics where MC is distressed their Demon homies don't remember them 😔
#obey me#obey me musing#obey me lucifer#obey me nightbringer#hand privileges were revoked#MC is currently challenging the claim#Im sad tho cause holding hands is just instinctual now#its like when in danger hold Lucifer's hand for protection#now in Nightbringer it's hold yourself hoe you dont deserve a hand smh#i'm sad but not surprised.
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Ok so-
I’ve been super into writing my Lucifer x reader fic and I’ve gone down a more… angsty beginning… I’m not sure if this will be in parts but I’d love to hear what would work best!!
Xoxoxoxo- Rabid Author
#hazbin hotel x reader#lucifer magne x reader#hazbin hotel lucifer x reader#angst with a happy ending#song fic#Valentino you bitch#Hoes 4 Other Hoes Rights#and wrongs
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HELP THIS IS GO GOOFY
but i love it
#obey me#obey me nightbringer#goofy ahh hoes#obey me shall we date#mammon#obey me mc#mammon with plushie!mc#lord diavolo#diavolo#lucifer
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Well naturally I need to know about lucifer is a pathetic sad drunk
askldjalkdj naturally.
this is one of my older wips, i believe. i was writing it while rewatching s6, i want to say, and then fell off writing it as i got distracted. it has the very simple premise of 'sam and lucifer get dragged out of the cage together, and lucifer is not handling the fact that his destiny has been derailed very well or that sam won't talk to him or- which culminates in him getting drunk off his ass and crashing on sam's doorstep to whine at him.
Lucifer is currently sitting on the ground. Sam assumes that the thump he heard earlier was probably him falling back against the wall of the motel and sliding the rest of the way down. He tilts his head back to look up at Sam in the doorway, but his gaze doesn’t fully connect.
“Sam.” There’s a curl of familiarity in his name that makes part of Sam feel very pleased. He beats that part of himself down with a stick. He’s gotten a lot of practice at that.
“What are you doing here?” Sam asks. Lucifer makes a vague gesture with his hand that communicates absolutely nothing of value and keeps staring up at him. It makes Sam uncomfortable, but leaving Lucifer alone outside seems like a bad idea. He hasn't... killed anyone, that Sam's aware of. He hasn't done anything. He just doesn't anymore. He made more progress forward when he was beating himself against the bars of the Cage. Now, he collapses. He gets drunk. “Do you need help getting up?”
“I can stand on my own.” Lucifer says, irritably. He tries his best. Sam still ends up having to reach out and steady him so that he can walk in a straight line. Touching Lucifer is a little like what he imagines poking his own organs would feel like. That turns out to be a mistake because the instant he crosses that line, Lucifer’s goal changes from ‘walk inside’ to ‘get as close to Sam as possible’. Sam grimaces as, the devil faceplants himself in Sam’s shoulder.
#he is literally sooo losergirl#drunk at a party crying in the bathroom doesn't even have the hoes to cheer him up#ask#spn#lucifer spn#sam winchester#samifer
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