#goofy ahh hoes

[mammoanlmao]

HELP THIS IS GO GOOFY

but i love it

[foottoe101001]

Whoever said “I’m a artist I have the power to draw my class pregnant” I’m actually after you.

I did this and it completely BACKFIRED. they didn’t care. One made it there LOCK SCREEN.

[lanabenikosdoormat]

me watching my mutuals hornypost on main knowing i’ve been toked up on zoloft for two years and am watching them with the fascination one has when birdwatching

[mrsoharaa]

why is gojo festering at the back of my mind rn??.....

[thesoulofkofi]

talkin’ 2 myself , what kind of kind do you treat kind. Kindly.

[reignpage]

ooouuuu if you dont mind me asking and it isnt too much of a spoiler, how do you think each modern au character would go about their relationship on social media?

do they keep it more private, like soft lauches or full hard launches…i was thinking about it and was like “would nanami’s reader go hard or soft” (pause), because of course she would want to show him off but like maybe cause its an actual relationship shes more vulnerable so she does rather soft launches?

ahh just a thought, but thank you!!

Gojo:

Hard launches Every day Every hour Until it's just a fanpage at this point He takes a lot of pictures, most of them are not flattering Like pics showing a double chin Or when she's just woken up Or right after a shower before she's put her goth face on Or pics when he's just jumpscared her She HATES IT but he likes them so....

Reader

Soft launches She likes her mysterious aesthetic It actually kinda comes off as stalkerish Cause it's just pics of him walking ahead like he doesn't know she's there Or pics of him waiting for her at a park bench, and again like he doesn't know someone's taking a pic of him But eventually, Gojo takes matters into his own hands and spam posts pics of himself from various angles

Geto

Soft launches Always Never really posts her face Likes to keep it all to himself And he knows what people on the internet are like But once in a while posts pics of her on his bike, short skirt lifting slightly from the wind Or her sat on his lap as he sketches

Reader

Soft launches too Just likes the aesthetic It's him sketching Him tattoing Him bent over his motorbike, about to get on Eventually, her aesthetic becomes more like his but just a touch more feminine

Choso

Hard launches It's not really intentional, it's more just If he takes a picture of you he really likes, he'll post it Never with any intention that it'll be a hard or soft launch Doesn't think about things like that But mostly posts pics of her working Or doing something fun and a little goofy Like using a broom as a microphone Or her converse hanging out the car window

Reader

Hard launches Pics of his face squished up in her hands Loves loves loves his cute face Especially when's got paint splatters Posts pics of his abs painted with her name on it And everyone knows exactly what they did after that

Toji

Hard launches It's always kinda pics of him manhandling her tbh Just mirror selfies but with her in a chokehold/headlock cause she didn't want to be in the picture Posts pretty sexy pics of her too Like her bent over to reach for something His reasoning is that he can fight

Reader

Soft launches But also sexy Doesn't intend to make it like that he's just naturally sexy So it's pics of his back as he's lifting weights Or him playing basketball in his shorts, thigh muscles going CRAZY She knows what the ladies want But she's always sure to never give too much away

Nanami

If he had it his way he wouldn't be posting at all Like at most he'd post pics of them on a coffee date, like hinting that there's a second person It's not enough to be soft launch, really So his reader pouts and takes matters into her own hand And again, spam posts a bunch of her own pics Most of them are fine, just very cutesy But there are some that are risqué, like her short skirt riding up as she hugs Nanami in front of a mirror Or of you two in bed, teasing her nakedness under the bed sheet whilst she rests her head on his also naked chest Nanami deletes those immediately

Reader

Hard launch She wants people to know the one and only Nanami Kento is TAKEN But eventually mostly posts tiny slivers of him She thought about it and realised There are hoes out there who would drool over pics of him She is the hoes in question Gatekeeps She watches him sleep sometime and goes, "I worked too damn hard to get you in my bed, Kenny. The other bitches have GAWT to earn it."

Sukuna

Does not post

Reader

Does not post

LOL

The most you'll see of them online is from other people's stories, when they're in the background or in a group pic At first, there are hard launch pics of reader and Sukuna but that's cause Gojo and Toji were up to trouble, competing to see who could take pics that gets the most likes But when reader brings it up to Sukuna, he goes ballistic realising the dumbassery his friends got into So he changes the password and the account goes quiet... UNTIL He posts a story, five seconds (if even that) It's just pitch black and you think it's just a mistake An accidental posting But right as it's about to end, YEP There's a moan OH The Prez and her VP be WILD

[pinkpinkmermayyy]

goofy ahh stance

@ace-and-sleepdeprived @chessbox @cuichichan @daydreaming-en-pointe @darksidescorner @gltzpzy @hoe-bie @i-put-the-wit-in-dimwit @kaidan-z @l0starl @punkeropercyjackson @sp1derw1re @skullghoulz @tatumis-a @t1r4misuu @the-cat-and-the-birdie

[alyxdefoisnthere]

IF YOU ROLEPLAY WITH ME, DM ME, I HAVE A LINK FOR YOU 😋😋😋

Mod D: This blog has so many trigger warnings I can't be arsed to name them, so for this reason PROCEED WITH CAUTION, now you can't say I didn't warn you because it's in all caps in my intro post so haha fuck you.

I am female unless I'm not, then I'm male unless I'm not, then I'm neither unless I'm not, then I'm both unless I'm no-....... In other words, I use she/he/they pronouns.

(Yoinked from @xdynomite )

MY FRIENDS!!!! <3

-@millie-of-imp (A SECOND MOD D BLOG?! WHAAAAT?!?!)

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-@alastorthisisthetea (married dad)

-@siempreminta (one and only mum, is married to married dad)

-@mcalastor (minimum wage dad)

-@leo-velaz (Father Leo <3)

-@sketchbuddies (sketch and crystal are my children)

-@stampy-offical (My future husband, come at him and you'll find your heart in his hands... Literally)

-@xdynomite (my Americunt™ boy, come at me hoe)

-@bachirathebumblebee145 (my IRL school pookie, follow her or I'll hunt you down)

-@possibly-astraeus (cool guy James :D)

-@kip-davis (fellow Brit)

-@ilovemydogrykersomuch

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-@autistic-katara

-@astro-raven-power (My lil sis)

-@king--of--ducks (Step dad Luci, married to minimum wage dad)

-@nerdyquestier

-@cursed-cat-alastor (my pet cat because i like cats more than dogs :3)

-@flowersbringsadness (my very precious pup)

-@cherri-is-bomb (big sis cherri)

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-@vox-tv-demon (my father)

-@headlessdeaddancer (my younger brother)

EVERYONE ON THIS POST IS THE GOAT AND THEY NEED TO KNOW THAT, SPAM THEM WITH ALL OF YOUR LOVE....or else

go check everyone on this post out or i will personally come to your house an make a Ramsay level meal out of you

What is my goofy ass doing right now?

I am everywhere and nowhere at the same time heeheee

in other words, cus im me, i naturally had a strike of bad luck and can now only use tumblr at my friend's house or when she's with me

Mod Status: On my period and about to puke 🥰

My dad is a prick, fuck you

NOTIFICATION GOAL: More than 3, im not online enough to care, as long as my friends who talk to me in DM's regularly respond to me, im not fussed

OMFG I HAVE A SCHEDULE?!?!

Online whenever I can when my friend is with me or I'm with her (Thank you C)

MONSTER CAN COLLECTION LIST

-Bad Apple

-Pipeline Punch

-Pacific Punch

-Lewis Hamilton (special edition)

-Ultra Black

-Orange Dreamsicle

-Mango Loco

-Khaotic

-MXXD

-Ultra Strawberry dreams

-Original

-Nitro

-White pineapple

-Ultra rosa

-Ultra golden pineapple

-Aussie Lemonade

-Ultra peachy keen

ALL ABOUT ME, MOD D

My name is Alyx Danielle GH (not giving yall my full name lmfao), I go by Danielle both here and IRL. I dont like the name Alyx because I associate it with the trauma I went through as a young child and I hate the fact my PRICK OF A DAD chose that name. My dad is not a very nice parent, he told me I would be a druggie, alchie (alchoholic) and a slag by the time im 16, yeeeaahhh....real nice parenting. Im genderfluid, presenting as female, bisexual, my birthday is January 28th 2010 making me 14. I was born in a small city here in England and I am 3/4 Irish. I like to draw, read (I reccommend strangeways) and bake, I suffer with physical and mental health problems including Anxiety, ASD and ADHD. I dont like fakes, homphobes pedos, bigots, racists etc, so if youre any of these...BACK OFF OF MY SILLY AHH RP BLOG

ALL ABOUT ALYX

Alyx is alot of things, the first thing that will stick out is that she's a dark angel and resembles Alastor, they're best friends, not family, she has loads of brothers and sisters, her favourite is MJ, she has a husband (Stampy) and two daughters (Sketch and Crystal), they're adopted and she'd love a biological child one day, she herself is adopted and her mother is Dove with 2 baby sisters (Abigail and Catorina), she has quite a few fathers.....the first one she would go to is Leo, Vox, or Doves husband Alastor, she loves T to bits and if any harm comes ro anyone she knows, blood will be shed. She's mute so when she's communicating it's through a notebook and looks like "this"

VERY IMPORTANT

@leo-velaz is THE GOAT, Mod E very kindly runs my account if I'm offline for an extended period of time and I owe my entire account to them.

(The above was yoinked from @kip-davis)

[thank-you-doggo]

I know im mad early to the spooky party, but here you guys go a silly stupid goofy ahh scarecrow man with heels on Ive cooked, his name is Pumpkin jack/Crowe, and hes a dream fella I had appear in my eepy time, inspired by Zardy and Pumpkaboo, is kinda like, an OC by himself, but imma close him in with JJBA and Precure just cause hes got ties to some of the JJBA Ocs I got. Bros got a Scythe-guitar-hoe and hes gonna use it ✨💀

[imdoingsortagay]

Alright, alright! I’ve been wanting to send you a request but couldn’t come up with anything until now so hear me out…

Agatha making reader hump/grind against something while she watches- a pillow, Agatha’s thigh, whatever- so they can be allowed to cum. But Agatha keeps making comments and saying shit that make reader laugh despite themselves and they loose momentum- over and over again. And they are INSANELY frustrated because they are essentially being edged but are still laughing because, well, Agatha’s infuriatingly funny! And make no mistake- reader is PISSED. (Think like when someone is tickling you but you’re angry/not in the mood but you still can’t help but laugh). So really reader is just suffering this new form of goofy ahh edging while Agatha’s being an evil pos >:3 Sort of fluffy and smutty ig lmao 😭

smut below the cut 18+ ni minors below

warnings: thigh riding, Mommy!Agatha

" Someone like their mommy watching be naughty," Agatha says as she kisses your neck.

" like when you watch," you moan out, happy for the relief she gave you after an especially busy day helping your girlfriend with her errands around town. She had also been in a silly mood, pulling all sorts of jokes out of her that you didn't think she had in her.

So many dirty jokes that she'd whisper in your ear which made you both giggle with delight but also made you wet at the same time while Agatha smiled like nothing happened.

The moment that both of you got back home, Agatha used her magic to bring the both of you into your shared room, wasting no time in getting naked before Agatha pulls you a heated kiss.

" If you don't cum right now bunny, Mommy will treat you like the sweet princess you are,".

" mommy being with you is like gardening outside," she tells you as you slowly start grinding, confused as to where she's going with her little comment.

" I'm getting down and dirty with my hoes," she tells you before you start to giggle a bit at her joke. You aren't the bit surprised that she was in a silly mood but what you did not think she'd do is bring it into sex.

" Mommy stop," you whine as Agatha helps you grind on her thigh," I'm so wet".

" Well i wanna tell my bunny some jokes," she tells you," like you wanna know what's better than a cold bud bunny?"

" What Mommy?" you whine in frustration but humor her either way to prevent she doesn't punish you.

" A warm bush" She tells you before sucking on your left nipples, stopping when you laugh a bit at her joke. This continues for the rest of the night until Agatha feels bad for you and helps you cum with the help of her magic.

Being the wonderful girlfriend that she is, Agatha doesn't fail at praising you as she helps you clean up, being the best mommy ever as per usual.

" My cute bunny," she praises as she gets back in bed with you while you lay next to her in silence.

" What did you think of my jokes bunny?" She asks you and pulls you into her arms to cuddle.

All you can do it nom on her shoulder after she asks you the question, a little annoyed that she wanted a review on the jokes she told you while all you wanted to do was cum.

" Bunny!" she yelps.

" That was for the jokes when i wanted to cum aggie," you tell you while she laughs at your antics. Agatha had told you many times about stuff like this but you didn't think she'd do it at your horniest.

" What if i wanted a review of my jokes honey?," she asks you in the sweetest tones that never fails on you," i just want to know i made my bunny even laugh a bit".

" The jokes were a 7/10 baby".

" THAT"S IT BUNNY ??? FOR MY JOKES??"

" if you would have let me cum sooner after the 6th jokes it would have been higher," you explain before she lightly slaps your arm and the two of you go to sleep in each others arms.

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

Goofy ahh copypasta:

You know I gets my pimpin' on

Oh shit ain't that your dude?

Yeah I be pimpin' all these hoes

Fool that was way back in highschool

You knows I get my pimp-

Wait,

Waitwaitwait wait wait wait

Svesta is that you- You, you, you, YOU?

What up Lucious?

That's PIMP, Lucious

Don't get it twisted 😤

MAN HE CAN CALL YOU WHATEVER THE HELL HE WANT-

Aahhhh AIN'T NO ONE TALKIN' TO YOU MACHO MAN-

Man you dumb wan wacka-off man I will

WAAAAAAHAAAAA AAAA-

Anon come back with a mega-copypasta

[pr3ttyboyswxgs]

i am the silly king and this is my goofy ahh kingdom bow down hoes

[rab1darachn1d]

EWUGH TGHATS SO FUCKING CRINGE??? bro pls touch grass and leave people with ACTUALLY MENTAL DISORDERS alone wtf goofy ahh mf way to say you have 0 hoes 0 friends 0 life 0 grass and are 100× chronically online 💀💀💀 go back to the discord mod basement of which you crawled out of bc ur actually embarrassing urself

This person is faking D.I.D, and more. and its time we actually talk about it. ( As someone with DIAGNOSED D.I.D. )

CW ; faking disorders, lying, swearing, antiship debates, harassment, mentions of serial killers (as example), mentions of abuse and trauma (unspecified),

DISCLAIMER ; I am aware this will cause a lot of attention if seen by a lot of people in the D.I.D community. a lot of fakers tend to have similar "aspects" to syunkiss, so I expect hate. as well as a lot of syunkiss fans who will run to their defence (for some reason) this is to spread awareness. This entire post is based on SCIENTIFIC FACTS and my OWN EVIDENCE. i am medically diagnosed and have been for 7 years now.

OTHER BLOGS OF NOTE ; @/idonoiyo @/duckduckgoose-exe @/rab1darachn1d (also faking)

syunkiss is a popular blog, being seen in many areas of the bungou stray dogs fandom. and for some reason, barely anybody seems to actually acknowledge the fact they've been faking D.I.D, or OSDD. whatever they "claim" to have. this is proof of them and their lies.

i don't know how this hasn't been brought up before. it is so obvious that they are faking it and yet everybody seems to nod and agree. the same goes for their circle of friends, by seeing how they have acted for a while. they would be faking too.

I am speaking as an actual system. I have a right to speak about this subject. it is bad for our community and it leaves a bad impression. they do not know the struggles we have to face. let's get into it.

AMNESIA

something common among people with types of D.I.D (using it as an umbrella label) is huge amounts of amnesia. most people are not aware that they may be switching or even know who they are.

it is almost physically impossible that you would know to sign off with a emoji every time you have switched alters. much less switch entire blogs, or even know who is speaking.

your alters are not you, some of them would not even remember you had a tumblr account to stay active on. let alone to add an emoji or any types of sign off in general. a lot of the time me and my alters dont even know where we are, let alone able to go on tumblr and answer asks constantly.

an example of this (not to villanise the concept of people with D.I.D) is that many serial killers have some type of D.I.D, some of them are not aware of the people they might have killed at all. because they have amnesia. this is how it works.

USERBOX

I had managed to save the userbox before they had deleted it.

this is just... what? that is now how fictives or any types of alter are formed. fictives/introjects/factives are valid, we have one in our system. however this is not how they are formed at all. D.I.D is caused by trauma, it is not something that can cause you to split into another alter by daydreaming.

D.I.D is developed (begins developing) at a very young age as a result of intense amounts of trauma, both physical and mental. (it is not from something as small as your parents grounding you or hitting you once. it has to be intense amounts of trauma.) and signs only typically show when you are in adulthood.

there is cases of it showing in younger people, but the trauma is usually extremely worse, and the chance of this happening is very low. there would have to be life threatening levels of abuse at the ages of 5 to 10. and still the youngest it can be confirmed is at 17. this is a scientific fact.

this userbox shows ignorance. if you are going to fake a disorder, do some research at least. or talk to people who actually have the disorder. it was so confidently said im in shock nobody picked up on it.

FICTIVES

this one is going to get me a lot of hate. I know that. however it has to be said.

they claim to be a fictive heavy system, but the chances of fictives being present in systems at all is a very unlikely chance. they usually form after some connection with trauma towards that franchise, related or indirectly related.

having so many fictives from bungou stray dogs is extremely unlikely. it is difficult to house 3 normal alters in one body, but this person is claiming to have so many and all of them are from bungou stray dogs somehow. this is a very obvious sign they are lying. this does not happen. it is even more unlikely they will have every single period of a single character as fictives too.

if they just wanted to roleplay they can. but faking D.I.D for this is damaging to my community.

I am mentioning littles here so I do not have to make a new category for it. it typically develop from dissociation caused by prolonged early childhood trauma. having a fictive who also happens to be a little is so unlikely. if it is age regression, then okay. but syunkiss described it as a little alter.

HEADSPACES

this is a little difficult to explain. but I will do my best.

headspaces do not exist. there is something similar, but that is just your subconscious. you cannot have your alters interact in your headspace like it is a minecraft world.

switching alters works like a timeskip, this is because of the memory gaps and amnesia. this is not fully targeted at syunkiss, but mostly at their friends.

you cannot see what is happening in the "headspace", that is just not possible. switching alters is like sleeping in minecraft, you just wake up whenever you switch back with no memory of what happened between the dates.

HARASSMENT

this is a short section, but it needs to be addressed. syunkiss claims to not go out and harass proshippers or people he disagrees with, and he just "blocks them"

that is their pinned post. that is what it says about them being an anti.

that is them going out of their way to harass somebody else in their inbox.

no, syunkiss it wasn't them who even sent the asks. it was one of my friends who also encouraged me to speak up and make this post. you are contradicting yourself.

I am not a proshipper, I am quite anti. but that does not make it okay.

tdlr ; syunkiss is lying about D.I.D, not even doing research before doing it and he is going against his own word and harassing people.

thank you for reading. my askbox is open if anyone wants any extra questions. i may add to this in the future if more shows up.

[ariyucake]

⟡ navigation to dis hell holeee

҂ genshit impact

📑 yandere;

Yandere Chongyun HCs

Yandere Sucrose w/ a very bubbly darling

Yandere stalker Ganyu w/ a darling who hates her &lt;;/3

Yandere Lumine w/ a darling that has anger issues‼️

Yandere Aether w/ a darling that likes him back (modern au)

Soft yandere Mona finding out darling has an obsession w/ her

📑 non-yandere;

Jean w/ a darling that is dumb but has good intentions 😼🙀

Genshin men w/ a sensitive s/o

Genshin men w/ a danganronpa s/o

Genshin self aware au (2)

Genshin self aware au (1 | edited)

📑 angst;

📑 fluff;

📑 random;

Genshin Impact Sagau (1) ft. Marielle

҂ twst

📑 yandere;

Yandere Heartslabyul (separate) w/ a darling that is mean and unfriendly to everyone except grim boy

Yandere Lilia w/ a darling that is scarily and eerily similar to Tsumiki Mikan

Some yandere twst boys getting jealoz of their darling drawing another one of their side hoe

Yandere beta riddle coz I was down bad while writing this

Soft yandere riddle w/ a darling that thinks he's hot when he's mad and doesn't mind his goofy ahh behaviour

Yandere Mallesus headcannons

Yandere riddle w/ a darling that is always sleepy and tired

📑 non-yandere;

Some twst chars w/ a reader who is the shsl big sis

Twst w/ an mc that is exactly / similar to Saihara-kun from ndrv3

Neige w/ a tall and curvy darling

epel, ace, sebek with a miyuki/precure s/o

📑 angst;

" Not fair. " twst angst fic

" Hell is not so welcoming. " (remake of the first fic above)

You almost get killed (continuing from the neige w/ a tall darling fic)

📑 fluff;

Heartlesslabyul w/ a paimon reader (1)

Heartlesslabyul w/ a paimon reader (2)

yes, opposites do attract.” riddle rosehearts x fem reader.

📑 random;

Some (only one person ☹️) w/ a reader who is juz like me

DR Prefect meeting Lilia and tells him about their cool ass world but Lilia thinks their sus friend is just pranking them 😿

Neige boy w/ a reader that babysits

Twst w/ a danganronpa darling

҂ ass(assination) class(room) ^.^

📑 yandere;

📑 non-yandere;

A few assassination class chars w/ a darling that is eerily similar to Kirigiri Kyouko

📑 angst;

📑 fluff;

📑 random;

҂ purrfect tale

📑 yandere;

Yandere olive boy

҂ danganronpaaaaaa

📑 yandere;

Yandere stalker Saihara-kun

Yandere Ouma-kun who gets jealous easily

Yandere Saihara-kun but he's more agressive and possessive

Yandere Ouma with a ultimate escape specialist s/o

📑 non-yandere;

A few ndrv3 chars w/ a art kid darling

F/N L/N, THE ULTIMATE BIG SISTER (1)

F/N L/N, THE ULTIMATE BIG SIS (2)

F/N L/N, THE ULTIMATE HOPE

📑 angst;

📑 fluff;

📑 random;

Ouma-kun w/ a darling that hates grape panta

Female Y/N meets Komaeda-kun

Evil Komaeda-kun🙀‼️

҂ OWORI

📑 yandere;

📑 non-yandere;

📑 angst;

📑 fluff;

📑 random;

҂ blue lock (i dun write fowr dis shi no moar)

📑 yandere;

yandere spiderman bachira meguru headcannons

📑 non-yandere;

📑 angst;

📑 fluff;

📑 random;

nagi seishiro as your dad (female reader)

GUYS REQS ARE OPENNNN

[commonrur]

bitch stfu because u be sounding like that one goofy ahh alien chihuahua looking ass bitch i will murder ur goofy ass and u be screaming so high like u be named LIGHTNING MCQUEENNNNN AYYY BITCH STFU I AM SO STRESSED AND DONE WITH YOU YOU LOOK LIKE HUGGY WUGGY AND ROBIN HAD A FUCKING BABY BECAUSE UR SKIN BE SO BLUE LIKE SO BLUE EVEN SCIENTISTS HAD TO TRACK YO LOCATION TO TEST UR UGLY ASS SO BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP IDGAF IF U TELL ME ON SOMEONE I AM UNSTOPPABLE BITCH LIKE U BE LOOKING LIKE MEGAN'S DEAD BODY HOOOOOEEEEE U BE LOOKING LIKE THAT GRATATATAING BITCH IN THE GRINCH MOVIE LIKE GIRL.. NO WAY BECAUSE I GOT ONE THING TO SAY… YOU'RE FUCKING USELESS AS FUCK UR BRAIN IS AS SMALL AS ANTS LIKE TF U BE LOOKING LIKE A SMALL ASS MILIPEDE MILITARY LOOKING ASS BITCH BECAUSE YOUR ASS BE SMELLING LIKE ROTTEN EGGS AND UR ASS BE LIKE "u see the greens, beans, tomatoes, potatoes!! grain, ham" BITCH STFU BCS U BE FEASTING ON MCDONALDS AND U BARELY RELATE TO THEM LYRICS LIKE BITCH STFU I HOPE U GET STUCK ON A FUCKING WASHING MACHINE AND UR WHOLE HEAD BE FUCKING WASHED UP LIKE THE YOLANDA TYPHOON WASHED UP THE LAND, HOUSES AND OTHER SHIT AND OTHER SHIT BITCH UR SKIN BE BUILT LIKE THAT FUCKING DRIED UP LAKE FROM IRAN HOE JUST STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH AND UR SLOW ASS BE SAYING MTF I BET UR IN THAT SERVER BECAUSE U NEED ATTENTION BECAUSE U NEVER HAD ATTENTION WHEN U WERE A CHILD BECAUSE UR SO UGLY I BET WHEN UR CRYING U BE LOOKING LIKE KYLIE JENNER CHOKED ON FUCKING WEED SO STFU I FUCKED UR MOTHER AND ALL UR FUCKING FAMILY MEMBERS IM DONE

OMFG UZEVIUSEVIUZWVIUWZ FUCK YEAH DUDE SPIT SOME BARZ😭🙏🔥🔥🔥

[milophiliac]

So I just came back from swimming and the funniest thing happened today. TW: LONG RANT BELOW THE CUT, BUT IT'S FUNNY I PROMISE, SLIGHT CURSING? [USE OF A SLUR BY A TWELVE YEAR OLD]

So, I was swimming in my building pool [which is connected to the building playground]. So there were these fetus looking goofy ahh 12 year old boys playing cricket [EVEN THOUGH BUILDING REGULATIONS STATE THAT YOU CAN'T PLAY BALL NEXT TO THE POOLS (I sound like a Karen I'm sorry)]. These kids were cursing left and right [I overheard one of them call the other a "f@g ass bitchy hoe." Mind you this 12 year old looked straighter than an iron rod]. So, they dropped the cricket ball in the pool I was swimming in, they looked at me [who was swimming in the pool with my goggles + swimming cap on (and no binder bc it's really uncomfortable to use a binder while swimming)] and goes "AUNTY CAN YOU GET US THE BALL" [.... FIRST OFF YOU CALLING ME OLD?!?!?! SECONDLY- WHO TF IS YOUR AUNTY BITCH.] Anyways, I looked at them and decided "ykw? fuck kids, Imma do sumn stupid." and I proceeded to speak in gibberish. The kid started screaming at me and went "AUNTY PICK UP THE BALL," [this will forever be the worst insult I've gotten] and I looked at him and went "JETTE PUTLEK ENGLISH!!" and he looks at me like wtf is up with this dude. He screamed again and went "GET ME THE BALL" and he gestured towards the ball in the pool, I looked at him once more and went "NO FLUKTRANT ENGLISH!! TUI TUI GINGLISHIAN" and he still kept screaming so I just went "ykw alr we gonna put some curse words in here" and said "JEQ TWEUIT BITCH" and he just flipped me off. So, after all that, I got out of the pool and i was drying my hair [my goggles and swimming cap were off] this dude screams at another guy playing with him "I THINK THAT'S A BOY" and the guy [who was previously being a little shit and asked me to get his ball] goes "NO THAT'S A GIRL" and the first guy walks up to me, looks me up and down and then goes "NO, THIS IS A BOY." I mean honestly, props to the kids for getting it down to two genders, I've been struggling to figure out what I am for almost ten years now-