#lucifer doesnt get video games

[astaroth1357]

As much as I love the thought of Levi having to do the older sibling "Just hand me the controller!" move to Satan and co. when they get stuck in a game, I find the idea of Mammon doing it to him even more hilarious. Especially if Mammon actually figures it all out and does it flawlessly while Levi's gnawing his tail in fury.

Bonus points if Lucifer does that Dad thing to Levi too where he's been stuck on a level for hours, Lucifer watches him play for like .5 seconds, then figures out the puzzle immediately without even understanding the "intimate details" of the game mechanics like any good otaku should.

[electroluv12]

obey me all characters relationship headcanons

Diavolo

He always spoils you, gifts, jewellery, clothes etc.

Always cuddles, even when he's working he always has you on his lap giving you affection

if your a troublemaker he's always covering you up lol

Loves taking you out to restuarants

Normally goes for walks with you around town <3

Barbatos

Loves doing favors for you like helping you with homework, baking you desserts and fancy snacks

When Dia gives him breaks, he likes to take you to look at clothes with him.

He likes to sew with you and make you clothes <3

Always giving you his jacket

His kisses are so nice because his lips are so soft

Lucifer

Loves listening to music with you

plays piano for you

like Dia, he will have you on his lap when he's writing on his paperwork.

Takes you to expensive resturaunts and shares his Demonus with you

He isnt one for PDA though

Treats you so well with gifts and love like he literally showers it down

Mammon

Takes you to casinos with him, you need to make him feel better about it when he loses.

Acts big to make himself feel better when he gets flustered and then feels embarrassed about it later lmao

does the yawn and shoulder thing when you guys watch movies.

steals peoples money to buy you things, rings, necklaces, jewel(s)lery.

Leviat(c)han

he gets so flustered when he sees you, he runs away, its like pokemon you have to catch him

He likes gaming with you all the time but he's really shy to ask you for anything

likes cuddling but you have to initiate it

shows you new games or merchandise he finds, and he gets really happy about it

really interested in you!! tell him so much about yourself!!

sends you cute memes like things that say ily but with a video game reference

Satan

He reads books to you when you go to sleep

takes you out to cat cafes all the time

he likes to cuddle with you while he reads in bed, like you spooning his side is ideal for him.

You help him calm down alot when he's angry or upset, you have to hold him and kiss him. He does the same for you when you feel like that.

He's always there for you no matter what <3

When your sick he tries to help you with spells.

Asmodeus

Gets you to try perfumes so he can remember what smells you like so he can get you products like that later.

So touchy and handsy, always has an arm around you or your hands interlocked wherever you two go

Loves kissing you, will pepper your face with kisses and normally he leaves lip gloss stains.

Takes loads of selfies with you and posts them on Devilgram

Takes you to try out desserts from new shops, then you guys go shoe shopping or just shopping for new clothes.

Beelzebub

A literal giant teddy bear, gives you the best cuddles

Takes you to go for food but ends up eating it all. He is very sorry afterwards, makes up for it with ice cream, which he eats aswell.

He bites you. You cant tell if its hunger, playing or affection, it might just be all three all together

You have to hide him while he raids the fridge by standing infront of him pretending to he on your phone lol

Likes going out with you and Belphie, it makes him very happy!!

Belphegor

If your not busy he cuddles with you in bed literally all day, even if your hungry his weights to heavy to lift off of you so you cant really help it at all

Makes the best pillow forts ever, thinks its the shit and it really is.

Watches movies with you but sleeps as soon as it starts then pretends to know what happened lmao

He sits in the planetarium with you, gazing at the stars and giving you affection while he does

Falls asleep on your shoulder all the time especially in class. its a bad habit.

Simeon

always asks to bake with you and it ends up heavenly

if your sick he always takes care of you, coming over with soup for you.

He gives you alot of hugs and kisses, his lips are so smooth so it feels amazing

helps you with homework when your stuck and even buys you food, he doesnt want you getting hungry <33

reads TSL to you if you ask him to and he really enjoys it

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Solomon

Shows you new spells all the time, even shows you how to cast them

constantly getting you out of trouble, he's always got an excuse ready for when you need it

takes you to cafes for coffee <3

likes going for an extra walk with you when you both leave RAD at the end of the day

always giving you his jacket or scarf, but he still hopes you get sick so he can be your knight in shining armour and cast a healing spell

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Raphael

If anyone makes you upset their getting jabbed with a spear

He invites you to play board games with him, Solomon, Luke and Simeon at Purgatory Hall.

goes window shopping with you down town all the time

if you tell him you want something he'll remember and surprise you with it

always worrying about you no matter what you tell him

listens to piano pieces with you, tells you which ones are his favourite

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Mephistopheles

spoils you with gifts even if you say he doesnt have to spend money

if you ask him to cuddle he pretends to be disgusted then begs you to cuddle him

likss kissing your nose, cheeks and hands, it makes him feel like a gentleman and trust me he is

takes you to restuaraunts and buys you wine

watches movies, secretly gets scared at the horror ones

Very protective of you at RAD, he doesnt trust anyone except Diavolo and thinks you shouldnt either.

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Thirteen

LIVES for pranking people with you at RAD

Takes you out for drinks alot

likes hug tackling you. And kiss tackling.

literally everything with her is a surprise attack

if you get hurt by her pranks shes very sorry.

you HAVE to go to amusement parks with her plzz shes gonna beg you

[meowsgirldrawing]

Obey Me Next Generation Idea(aka-My au)

What about poly Au with the bros? I assume with demon culture, MC having kids and the bros all being the dad wouldn't be too surprising as I think monogamous relationships are seen just the same as polyamorous. Like neither really matter honestly in a "oh this is a big deal/drama!" Sense.

Plus its the 7 lords, they can do whatever the fuck they want

I know MC is mostly human but I think having kids is still possible as they got magic plus their pacts with the bros might make them stronger. Plus, historically, woman have been able to have multiple pregnancies, like more than 4 at least, so still- not impossible.

Just let me have my next gen shenanigans

ONTO THE KIDS PLEASE AND THANK YOU

Varya (1st Born) (she/her)-25

Daughter of Mammon

Is more demon than human, possibly the most demon out of the kids.

Holds a very smiley but deadly aura around her.

Seems the opposite of Mammon in behavior but you can tell by her subtle acts towards her family, shes his kid alright.

Is the type of person to shake a person's hand but hold a knife in the other.

"Looks like a cinnamon roll, can kill you"

Lights up at the mentions of crocheting, dogs, and weird but oddly alluring creatures around Devildom.

She does have a small habit of gambling when out with Mammon, but is actually able to keep her wins because no one expects it through her gold-winning smile.

Mess with her family and its on sight.

Lilith the 2nd (3rd born-1st triplet) (she/her)-21

I headcannon Lucifer to at least be the only one to name their daughter after their sister. Not to replace, never, but to honor her.

Is in a strange middle between Half demon-mostly demon

Sweetheart by default

That big sister you can always talk to and she wont judge.

Will make passive agressive remarks when peeved off.

Definitely denies acting like Lucifer yet can do the stance-arms crossed and glare- exactly like him.

Even does the whole hand chest like him too. Shocked look and all.

Calls all the brothers papa but Lucifer father, not as a distance way but thats just how she's always been.

Theatre kid- almost always lead.

Anna from Frozen vibes at times.

Hopeless romantic too.

Basically Lucifer if he actually showed more emotions.

Daddy's girl 100%

May or may not be in a secret relationship with Diavolo's heir👀

Rhomb(2nd Born) (he/him)-23

Son of Leviathan

Named after the Loch ness Monster

A nice balance between human and demon

But has "mutations" that make him have scaly patches on his body, his tail out almost 24/7, and bad eyesight.

Stern attitude most of the time.

Big bro protector

Tallest of all the kids

Softer on the younger kids but will smack a bitch if they act up.

Cant play video games much cause eyes so turns to more physical games that include puzzles.

Likes games with strategy to follow like War tanks, or chess. Is the type to make a DnD game the best cause he makes amazing stories too despite not reading much.

Likes mystery shows too and tries to figure it out before the answer is revealed, could go on rants about why. Gets it right 11/10 times.

If Leviathan wasnt his biological dad, people would believe he was Satan's kid.

Doesnt like cats tho.

Quinn (4th Born- 2nd Triplet) (He/they/doesnt care) (21)

Asmo just thought Quinn was a pretty name so picked it lol.

Also a nice balance between human/demon. Tho his wings stay out constantly.

Very much vibes from that yellow bird in Rio.

Laid back personality but is an outgoing dude.

Also very protective of their siblings, and will not hesitate to cut a bitch.

Isnt as flamboyant as Asmo but does have a just as great fashion sense.

Has a hard time dating as people automatically assume hes just like Asmo so will try to date him for that reason only.

Love his dad but hates the reputation he gets because of being said son.

So he resorts to just sticking to his siblings or the few friends he trusts.

Besides MC, is the second most popular face to pop up on Asmo's Devilgram

Fucking adores axolotls for no particular reason, just loves them to no end which Asmo makes sure to get many axolotl themed plushes, shirts, etc. for him.

Libbey(Liberty) (5th Born- 3rd triplet)(she/her)-21

Another balance between human/demon, maybe a tad more on the demon side.

Tho, also has "mutations" like very enhanced hearing.

Bookworm to the max

Loves reading dramas and fantasies, but seems to enjoy multiseries more than stand alone.

Very quiet and shy kid of the group.

Sometimes cant even talk so signs instead because earaches or headaches.

Likes cats but perfers reptiles more.

Has a small turtle in her room from the human realm, set it up beside her bed and everything. Their name is Casey after one of her favorite human novels she read.

But despite all this, isnt called the daughter of wrath just for nothing beside biology reasons.

Is like Satan 2.0 when pissed, she wont yell or scream but you can just tell from the drop of room temperature and the subtle tilt of her head.

Her eyes glow an electric green when shes pissed.

Had more anger issues when younger, but cause Satan knew how to handle his better now, taught her how to aswell.

Satan is probably the main one to understand her issues with such a problem, despite being more mellowed out now that shes older.

Is definitely a cryer when really angry tho.

Ryder(6th Born) (1st twin)- 19

Ngl, everyone was surprised that they had twins. Including Belphie himself.

But then again, they did have triplets before them so....eh?

Ryder is a tad more human than demon, but still powerful enough to have his own demon form like his older siblings.

His tail is seen smaller than Belphie's, and a bit thinner too.

The sloth genes affact him only so much, making him more likely just want to procrastinate then outright not do anything.

He honestly enjoys the human world more than Devildom, mainly cause everything is less..hectic per say.

Hes the type of brother/older friend that will cover for ya if you have to hide something but will subtly suggest how to fix whatever their doing.

Like one time Quinn came home slightly tipsy and past curfew, and he snuck them into his room. Though he scolded them in the morning, he covered for Quinn at breakfast, saying they ate too much sugar last night, thats why hes queasy and has a headache.

Quinn did fix that habit up quick after Ryder threatened to leave him on his own next time it happened.

Calls everyone bro or dude, no matter their gender.

Gen z vibes too in most areas.

Has a fixation with cow bells for some reason, likes the noise is all he can say.

If he were told what Belphie did to their mom/human parent way before they were born, he says "Cowabummer" while screaming inside.

River(7th born-2nd twin)(they/them)-19

How is this Belphie's kid?

Too hyper, tad crazy

Probably has ADHD, who knows.

While Ryder is the slightly responsible twin, their the reason why Ryder needs to be said twin.

Their just about the same range of human/demon as Ryder, can have a demon form, but only uses it to fuck with people than to actually be scary with it.

They may have alot of power, but their personality alone can kill people.

Is the type of kid to crawl on the ceiling when they were 2.

Is also the type to hop outta window to get to the lower floor faster. Thank Belphie for their demon powers otherwise we'd have another Lillith situation.

Has scared even Lucifer at one point, has made him yelp out of surprise. Will not go on how, no matter how much Papa Satan and Belphie ask them. Just has a toothy grin when they ask.

When calm, is actually a pretty chill dude. They like odd patterns and get fixated on the most random things.

MC gave them one of those sand timers that you flip to restart and when she came down to tell them food was done about 2 hours later, she found them sitting on the table, holding it while watching the sand go down. They use it now to relax and focus on when overstimultated or just having too much of a fuzzy head.

Has spent nearly a how week with Leviathan because they got hooked on one anime with him. Now has frequent solo movie nights with him cause.

"They're tad confused, but got the spirit"

Literally had to have someone (Rhomb) explain to them what the LGBTQ+ letters meant. Legit thought it was just new alphabet pattern, was still happy to find out what it all means.

If you told them what Belphie did to their mom before they were born, they'd think it as a joke. Dont tell them otherwise or they will cry.

Frankie(8th Born)(She/her)-16

Everyone thought that she would be the biggest child when MC was pregnant with her, since y'know, it was confirmed Beel's kid.

Yeah, she came out small. Like scary small for a baby.

It was then everyone knew she would be the most human. Has a little demon in her, but clearly not enough to have a demon form nor mark.

Lucifer's wallet cried in relief.

She does eat a good bit more than the average human but overall, nothing compared to Beel.

She does adore sweets to the max, especially gummies. Give her some and she'll love you forever.

Sweetest little sunshine in the world, everyone adores her. If they dont, then they will soon.

Shes like Mirabel in encanto, kinda wishes she had more demon powers but is still overall happy with who she is.

When her a Beel are with each other- OH MY DIAVOLO, THE CAVITIES PEOPLE GET- TOO DAMN SWEET AND PURE

Like big papa Beel and his sweet little girl all smiley and pure. Best father-daughter relationship out of all the siblings and fathers.

Shes kinda like pinkie pie from MLP but like more hyper as fuck. Can and will speak so fast when excited that it just comes out as squeaks at that point.

Since her more human side, shes more likely to stay in human world when their mom is on Buisness there, so she has alot of human friends.

Shes in gymnastics, which definitely helps keep her figure more smaller despite all the sweets she eats. Does work out with Beel too.

Mess with her and you have a whole army on yer ass.

"Bounce to the beat of my own drum!"

You can just tell how much I love this dear. HA

[castielstwigandberries]

if the supernatural movie doesnt include a reference to

nevada and georgia turning blue, stop the count, destiel making putin resign, sherlock season 5 rumors, destiel news meme, which political person had to be briefed on what destiel is now?, jensen looks like he was holding back homophobic slurs, weird cuts in the confession scene, which way was dean thrown now?, bury your gays speedrun, gay angels get send to superhell/eeby-deeby/cas plinko, recognizing the confession scene only by the first letters of each word, 'homosexual declaration of love', The Tapes™ (Release them now jensen!!!), meta analysis after 15x18, 'i gripped you tight and raised you from perdition' callback as dean saves cas from the empty, why lamp?, onion field, pizza man montage, parallels be paralleling, dean screaming cas name so loud in one take that people heard it blocks away, dean offering to kill sam if it means chuck brings cas back, the 4 year old son of lucifer becoming god, chuck won theory, 'we explore the nature of destiel in act two', excitement for a long finale which could only be about dean saving cas, right?, the insanity inducing quotes of the day for episodes, 'the night we met' and 'angel with a shotgun' songs of the day on set, filming in a barn, worst finale ever (even worse than game of thrones), weirly short with 11 scenes cut, two thirds montages, carry on wayward son playinf twice, back to back, one a weird cover version, vampmimes, no cas in the finale but instead some random vampire from season one no one remembers, dean finally gets nailed from behind, dean dies from tetanus, party city wig, good cars go to heaven, Car/Cas and Biden/Bi!Dean/Bye!Dean, 'cas helped', blurry wife, misha and jensen are not in the thank you video, everyone was supposed to be at the roadhouse originally but no one was informed of those plans, walker backdoor pilot, covid/capitalism destroyed everything, misha was in vancouver for filming the last episodes and was in less episodes than he was contracted for, misha denies ever having been in vancouver, misha says originally he was supposed to be in the finale as jimmy, misha says cas was supposed to be in the finale and 'sidle up to dean in the roadhouse', heterosexual destiel whose kisses would have created entire universes, destiel reciprocated in spanish, rogue translator, #TheySilencedYou, Jensen Ackles sexy silence, jensen ackles longcon, deanbenny breakup in season 8 script leak, Heller Obama, fake italian dub, misha collins x bill clinton sex scandal, misha addressing the "scandal" and tagging bill clinton and monica lewinski, 'still beautiful, still dean winchester', mishapocalypse 2.0 and 3.0, 'eyes like the sky' beer from jensens brewery rumored to be misha description, cockles anniversay photo, chaos machine jensen ackles' production company, 'rainbow road' beer close to deans birthday, blue green ('destiel') shotglasses from jensen brewery, ash and ellen's actors roleplaying roadhouse reopening in twitter, people think they are planning destiel wedding, disappointment when thats not the case, fans celebrate Destiel Wedding anyway on Valentine's Day 2021, fallout with both actors after one said a 'queer interpretation would damage the integrity of the show',

*takes a deep breath*

jared calling cas junkless and comparing his love for dean to the love he has for his children, misha collins cameo including 'still beautiful, still dean winchester', saileen and midam wedding, spn prequel announcement and subsequent j2 fallout, '@/robbiethompson et tu brute wow. what a trully awful thing you've done #bravo you coward', the prequel being about the least favourite characters of supernatural and a love story disproved by canon, 100000 destiel fics on ao3, misha tweets about that, rumors if mishas secret ao3 account, real italian dub going 'you're kinda okay' instead of i love you, misha tweeting a video of him saying 'te amo' in response to that', jensen saying if there'd been more time he (he meant dean but he used first person pronouns) would have hugged cas and said 'i love you too', first anniversary, misha collins coming out as bisexual on accident and then saying he 'happens to be straight' three days later in a five post apology thread, hot sauce from adam/micheal actor advertised by him playing midam, casbaiting in the winchesters trailer, jarlos shipping by winchester main actors, dean with beard and turtleneck, jensen saying he wanted misha in the winchesters but it didnt work out because of scheduling conflicts but hed be there in a season two shortly before the show was cancelled, death of the rogue translator and destiel getting dragged to the trending page every time there is news

*panting* then i dont want it.

yes this is all i could remember without looking it up

[1-siracha]

obey me characters as the asian extended family stereotypes!! older brother edition

younger brothers / dateables / undateables

massive disclaimer: i am chinese-malaysian, and this is created solely off my own personal experiences and videos on the internet i have seen regarding this topic. these experiences and memories may not apply to you. this is also a joke, these are stereotypes and do not apply to all asian families or all ethnic families. also may be a little ooc since i havent played om! yet

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lucifer: the exemplary cousin

when i think of this guy, all i see is my younger cousin

absolute genius, gets high grades, focuses on school, DOES VIOLIN AND PIANO, wears the most concealing clothing, very mature

be prepared because your parents are about to relentlessly compare you to him

"aiyoh mc, why are you not like lucifer yet?! when he was your age, he was raising all his brothers on the streets after he fell from heaven, and what are you doing loh? smoking weed? doing cigarette? studying to be artist?"

during family gatherings, he is absolutely smothered in attention by all the aunties and uncles. most of the time sits with the parents instead of the kids and talks about whatever the fuck they talk about at the parents table

every other kid there gives him the death glare because these mfs KNOW he is loving the attention and the massive ego boost it gives him.

mammon: the disgrace

ok my southeast asian homies (and maybe south as well) we all know this mf

the main antagonist of the auntie gossip

often comes in the form of a sketchy uncle

has at LEAST two tattoos and one of them is probably a dragon (i am projecting my own disgrace uncle on to him so hard)

got in a lot of trouble for either scamming another relative out of money or gambling away their families money

smokes on the balcony during gatherings (if he's even allowed to go)

actually pretty nice and funny but nobody wants to be around him because hes a lowkey faliure. most of the older kids like hanging around him, but often dont stay around him too long as their parents are worried of his influence.

also he probably took up modeling which made the aunties hate him even more

eyes flick to mammon as he seats himself at the dining table, and he responds to them with a nervous smile. "mammon," one of the adults starts lowly, in a belittling tone that made him sick to his stomach. "didn't bring anything to the gathering, not even 古老肉..." they look at him before adding another taunt. "oh.. that's right.. you never learned mandarin, did you? nothing to contribute lah. always take, take, take with you. just LIKE WHAT YOU DID TO MY HUSBAND'S MONEY!!"

ruckus erupts as everyone on the adults table simultaneously starts yelling, as though the family tension built up over the past year head finally snapped.

shit.

Leviathan: the teenager

congratulations dude, you just got the most underrated type of asian at a family gathering.

doesn't get as much attention as lucifer due to being relatively mediocre and not as talented as him, but will occasionally his parents will flex his coding skills or an award he got at school.

doesnt really talk due to not much people at the family gathering being his age group, so he mostly sits in a very solitary corner of the kids table on an uncomfortably small plastic chair and plays games to pass the time.

SPEAKING OF GAMES

the moment the asian parents kick the kids off to the nintendo switch or wii u so they can freely argue about politics or whatever (im not sure im still stuck at the kids table 😭), this man completely shifts.

beats everyone MULTIPLE TIMES. makes them fucking bawl. oh my gosh its actually so funny.

the little kids hate him because he beats them so often in mario kart.

[meowingmeowser57]

Obey me characters x HACKER gender neutral reader

This includes fluff only

(Reader is a troublemaker hacker that likes to prank too 🤭😻)

When he saw your hacking skills he wanted to use it to steal money but Lucifer scolded him.

He saw everyone complimenting you and got mad that everyone was complimenting you and not the great mammon, so he tried hacking himself (he failed multiple times and you told him that if he wanted to learn he had to call you master lmao.)

He kind of warmed up to you because he found you kinda cool and unique

He acts better than you so he never admits that he thinks your cool so he says things like "Anyone can do that" or "its not that special!"

If you guys dated : Mammon is a charismatic demon who loves to have fun. Dating a hacker can be a bit of an adventure for him as he loves to try new things and experience the thrill of a good hack. His lover is always down for an adventure and loves to push Mammon out of his comfort zone.

When he met you he thought you kinda reminded him of a character in an anime he used to watch.

He thought you were really cool but was to shy to admit it so he just watch you from afar (it was kinda creepy tbh)

When you joked about it to him he got embarrassed and just said what he really thought about you and how admires you but he said it to fast that you couldn't even understand .

You became close after that and even taught him some cool game glitches.

You guys often play video games together you used cheats and pretended nothing happend to piss him off.

If you dated : Levi is a shy and nerdy demon who loves anime and manga. Dating a hacker can be exciting for him as his lover often introduces him to new tech and helps him discover new things. He loves learning and exploring new concepts, and his lover is a great teacher.

Found you interesting and different but your confident demeanor made him literally head over heels.

He sometimes thinks your annoying because you'd cause mischievous around the school by hacking into the the students D.D.D to scare them.

You were smart in computing so he'd use you as a class tutor

Whenever he didnt understand anything on electronics, he asks you which made him feel better that he had someone to rely on instead of his idiotic brothers.

He made sure everytime that you weren't staying up at night.

If you guys dated : Lucifer is a serious and hardworking demon who takes his responsibilities very seriously. Dating a hacker can be challenging for him as he tries to balance his duties with his romantic relationship. He often finds himself taking on too many responsibilities, and his lover helps him to relax and enjoy life.

At first he just found you troublesome but warmed up to you.

He'd come to your room at night to watch you play games just to fall asleep.

You guys listen to music together falling asleep.

He sometimes plan pranks with you whenever he became bored.

He forced you to sleep next to him when you played games for too long.

He sleeps leaning down on you whenever hes sitting down.

If you dated : Belphegor is a mysterious and reserved demon who often keeps to himself. Dating a hacker can be a challenge for him as he struggles to open up and be vulnerable. However, his lover is patient and understanding, and he enjoys learning about Belphegor's inner world.

He absolutely was fascinated by you cause he liked your wild personality traits which he found attractive

He offers to give your computer design a makeover

He enjoys pranking people with you especially pranking mammon and lucifer

If you stay up late then he gets worried because its your beauty sleep

If you dated : Asmodeus is a confident and cunning demon who loves to use his charm to get what he wants. Dating a hacker can be a bit overwhelming for him as his lover often sees through his games and challenges him to be more true to himself. He enjoys the challenge and appreciates having someone who sees him for who he truly is.

He doesnt mind you as long as you dont annoy him when hes eating.

Based on Beelzebub's friendly and open-minded nature, he would likely be curious and intrigued by his human friend, even if they were a troublemaker and master hacker. He may even find their mischievous antics amusing and enjoy spending time with them.

While Beelzebub is a demon who loves to have a good time, he is also capable of being serious and thoughtful when the situation calls for it. He would likely take the human's behavior seriously and try to understand their reasons for causing trouble. He might even offer to help or try to guide them in a more productive direction.

If you dated him: Beelzebub is a cheerful and energetic demon who loves nothing more than a good meal. Dating a hacker can be a bit challenging for him as he is often on the go and doesn't have time for his lover. However, his lover understands his busy schedule and makes an effort to spend quality time with him whenever possible.

Satan from Obey Me! would likely be initially wary of the human friend who is a troublemaker and a master hacker. Satan is a serious and intellectual demon who values intelligence and discipline, so he may find the human's mischievous antics to be immature

Satan may find their ability to hack and prank others to be impressive, and he may even see their pranks as creative and entertaining.

Overall, Satan would likely be a supportive and understanding friend to the human, but he may also try to guide them towards a more responsible and disciplined way of using their skills. He would likely appreciate the human's ability to have fun and entertain others, but he would also want them to be mindful of the consequences of their actions.

If you dated: Satan is a serious and intellectual demon who loves nothing more than a good debate. Dating a hacker can be challenging for him as he often finds himself stuck in his own head and struggling to see things from his lover's perspective. However, his lover is able to challenge him and help bring out his playful side.

[demonprincezeldris]

Modern AU! Calling it Now! 💯 when the holidays roll around. Cat drags Zeldris to the family gatherings. Placing him next to Meliodas so they can have some bro holiday bonding.

Gelda has some girl time with Elizabeth and the other girls. Percy, Link, Tristan and the other kids running around.

Mael and Lucifer having a friendly chat and Lucifer has to reframe from starting a brawl with Lucifer. Even Cat has a truce and is telling the fallen Angel to respect the traditional spirit. "We can tie up and throw him in a basement with chomped up onions after the holiday!"

Arthur is dressed up like Santa so he can spoil the kids.

Ban is being fascinated by Cat getting wasted by hot Chocolate...somehow...

This sounds so wholesome! Lucifer and Mael were best friends when they were younger, and they kept up with each other over the years. Mael was always there for Lucifer, and even sympathized with how he was treated by his own brother.

Lucifer sees Ludiciel, and begrudgingly agrees to a temporary truce. But if he starts to say even one mean thing, he'll snap and start throwing hands with the Archangel. Mael hopes that doesnt happen.

Arthur and Gelda cuddle on the couch, while Lucifer brings Zeldris into his own lap, nuzzling into his neck as they share hot cocoa. Elizabeth and Meliodas cuddle with Cat on the other side. The kids in the separate room as they play video games and have a good time.

[insertsona]

i JUST saw that ocverse ask game here's some questions. 3, 9, 18, 20, and 24 with whichever stories you want to ramble on. or even multiple stories per question, go nuts

WAHOOO YIPPEE YAHOO HI WILLOW. CAN DO BOSS!

doign rryfden bc ilike rryfden nd that is th reason i did originally reblog it this time so. everything is rryfden universe based :3 it has a few stories nd these r probably gonna be rrfd mostly but i might mention some of the others !!

3.) any recurring images/elements?

does grief count can we talk about the grief . honestly even outside of just rryfden. grief in every story grief grief we love grief. stories about love and grief and loss and and.

9.) if your story got a video game adaptation/spin off, what would it be like? if your project is already a video game, do this for a novelization

rryfden's main story (rrfd) actually at one point had radio starting to work on a visual novel for approximately one scene ! it has exactly no options and is basically one long cutscene . she never finished bc i was meant to be doing the sprites and then i kept forgetting to do them lmao . while i dont think many of the rryfden stories could be great games one set in-universe Would be fun !! i like to think itd be an open-world story driven mmorpg bc i think that wouldbe fun and allows to explore the world and what it has to offer more !

18.) what aspect of the story would get you #canceled on twitter?

in rrfd specifically: every antagonistic character is morally grey at worst and all the '''villains''' minus one or two who literally show up once end up redeemed/turned out to never really be bad guys all along . for the other stories set in rryfden: probably just breaking point's existence lmao. the fact that prince did an action that is justifiable but is still shown to feel bad and have the decision to be shown as a Bad thing to have done . honestly just ghost and atlas existing . there are a few things

20.) your ocverse just got a movie trilogy a la hunger games style. how have they horribly mangled your message/theme so that the movies are now a showcase of what the original was condemning?

ME AND RADIO HAVE LITERALLY DISCUSSED THIS BEFORE

things that come to mind (for rrfd specifically):

killing off michael for shock value/twist revealing that he actually still sucked all along/completely eradicate his guilt with no real reason. take your pick

making lucifer actually Evil rather than the traumatised mess that he is. possibly also killing him off for shock value

removing the fact that michael and lucifer were childhood friends in favour of just making lucifer suck ass

make kaden even more two dimensional than he already is (im. im working on it)

flatten piper to the tough lesbian third wheel friend to the main pair

somehow make capitalism in the correct

give it an actual main irredeemable villain

giving kaden no choice in whether or not he will continue to talk to michael after the caves

^ this is just to name a few. tldr: misinterpreting the characters and completely ignoring the whole message of [anyone can get better. whether they want to is up to Them and whether you want them in your life is up to You]

aside from that:

make locke evil / give crow a '''tragic backstory''' for why shes evil . hell even just making locke enjoy crows treatment would completely defeat the point of the story (breaking point)

make prince Not feel guilty after the incident with the conductor . the point of the story is learning to live with your mistakes and your history and moving forward despite it . the guilt is entirely necessary to the story . (choo choo <- the story doesnt have a name. help)

honestly just making atlas emotionally stable (other unnamed story)

persecuting eon for the path theyre going down rather than helping em out of it (moving forward)

24.) best scene youve written?

THERES A NIGHTMARE SEQUENCE ON A TRAIN EARLY IN CHOO CHOO WITH WHAT IS REALLY BLATANT FORESHADOWING TO REVERB LATER ALMOST FUCKING DYING AND IT MEANS A LOT TO ME. IF YOU COULDNT TELL BY ME CALLING IT CHOO CHOO THERE IS A LOT OF TRAINS IN IT LMAO

alternatively: theres this one scene between locke and crow,,,,

actually heres an exerpt from that scene bc i really like it

[riorinn]

random obey me headcanons

Characters: Solomon, Levi, Mammon, Belphie, Beel, Asmo, Barbatos, Luke

+ general hcs

TW: harassment is mentioned once in asmos part

Solomon:

- solomon used to have asthma,, until he made a potion for it to be cured immediately (i feel like he had adhd too)

- Solomon dyes his hair bright neon colours (often green or pink) (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ

- Solomon streams games with no facecam,, Levi watches his streams without knowing its Solomon

- Solomon used to be good at cooking until he accidentally made a potion that made his cooking go bad

- Solomon commonly plays video games

Leviathan:

- Levi likes doing interior design and has designed a few rooms for the brothers

- Levi often makes music,, sometimes gets Satan or Beel to listen to it and recieve feedback (gets advice from Lucifer if hes brave enough)

- Levi gets cold quite easily, but he can't really feel the cold (because hes used to the coldness from the water) but if you touch him, hes ice cold

- Levi sometimes just makes random outfit designs and sews them in his free time when he doesnt want to play/watch anything [will get asmo to wear it]

Mammon:

- At the very start, he was scared of MC... dont ask why

- Mammon often stares at Belphie when hes sleeping next to MC bc he doesnt want to wake him up but at the same time hes too close to MC

Belphie + Beel:

- Belphie sometimes gives himself nightmares as punishment

- Belphie dreams of stargazing with him, Beel and Lilith

- Belphie hums a tune in his sleep (Lucifer likes listening to it)

- Beel vomits when he eats too much since he can't control his appetite

- Beel and Belphie has an animal plushie thats resembles each other and cuddles it when lonely and the other isnt available

Barbatos:

- Barb knows all the little D's names (he has amazing memory)

- Barb used to never sleep in order to fufill his Diavolos needs

- Until he collapsed from exhaustion in front of Diavolo he slept for a week and everything was chaos

- Barb sleeps for 1-2 hours (he canonically wakes up at 2am)

Asmodeus:

- Asmo got Lucifer to wear a skirt at one point and he still has a photo - Lucifer prohibited him from showing anyone

- Asmo gives the brothers skin care products every time for their birthday (it's in goodwill and they're all very expensive)

- He was once harassed in public because hes the avatar of lust and thought he would enjoy it (the demon is now dead)

- Asmo and Satan has weekly nights where they vent/rant about something while doing skin care with each other and it often turns into a therapy session

Luke:

- Luke sometimes gets nightmares of Simeon falling (and himself sometimes)

- Luke once had a friend who was an angel but they fell and he then blamed the demons

- Luke's favourite dessert is a shortcake

Other:

- Pact marks gets burning hot then numb when the feeling of sin is overwhelming

- Devildom gets major temperature changes one day itll be snowing, then the next itll be boiling

- All animals in devildom are actually dead ₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎

[frenchfrywrites]

Pls pls pls I want to request hcs on MC seeing the bros bare legs like so smooth and plump and when the bros sit like MC just want to smush their face in it

MC laying (smushing) their face into the bros bare thighs

Lucifer

In the beginning of your relationship it’ll be hard to catch Lucifer with his legs bare

But when you get closer he opens up more

That said, I imagine if you asked to smush your face between his legs he’d be a bit shell shocked

Maybe he lets you do it (curious about what you’d get out of it/how it’d feel)

And in that case he has no idea where to look or what to say

Eventually I think he’d settle on letting his hands rest (very lightly) on your head

He prefers not to talk (he doesnt trust his voice lol)

Mammon

Mammon definitely wears short skirts/shorts to show off his ass and thighs

And when you ask to shove your face in his legs he feels semi victorious and semi flustered. 

He’ll act like you’re a weirdo pervert for asking, 

Yet is also very supportive of you shoving your face between his legs (“Of course you’d want to appreciate the great Mammon’s body”)

He fidgets and rambles so so much and keeps changing where he puts his hands

It’s very cute

Leviathan

Levi is of course the most flustered of all his brothers

He’ll get so flushed and stuttery, asking if you’re serious, or if this is some dumb joke

When you double down he nervously accepts, unable to make eye contact when you do

He is trembling like a leaf, but he eventually calms down 

Will ask you many times if he’s doing okay, or if you feel good 

He flushes and gives you such a cute smile if you compliment him

If you can get him to get used to it enough, he’ll let you lay on his lap while he plays video games or watches anime

Satan

Satan would love it if you did this while he’s reading

He can place his hand on your head while he holds the book with the other

(and hide his face in his book so you don’t see his flush)

He won’t mind when/where you ask- just preferably do it in private

If you give him a heads up, he’ll wear very pretty thigh highs to impress you 

If he notices you dozing off while shoving your face between his thighs he absolutely will squish them together to wake you back up

You can rest on them as long as you'd like but you can't fall asleep on his lap

Asmodeus

If Levi is the most flustered, at the opposite end of the spectrum lies Asmo

He’s over the moon that you’d like to appreciate any part of his body

His legs are the softest of anyone you’ll meet, and he’ll tell you all his trade secrets of how he gets them to be so luxurious

He also loves to show off his legs for you by wearing thigh highs, short shorts/skirts, (and sometimes garters)

He’ll hold your head or play with your hair if you have it

He’s content with you keeping your face there… but do you want to appreciate other parts of him? ;)

Beelzebub

Beel is a bit flustered

His cheeks are flushed for the whole time and he can't really make eye contact

No one’s asked to do that before, but he’s quite supportive of it

He’s a little worried they’re too muscle-y and not soft enough

But with your praise/compliments he feels reassured

There’s one downside to smushing your face in Beel’s thighs…. You’re going to get crumbs on your head

You can’t get mad at him though because Beel feels sorry, and he offers some of whatever he’s eating and just look at him! Too cute to be mad at!!!

Belphegor

Belphie will let you shove your face in his thighs, if you let him do the same to you later

He’s more than fine with each of you using the other as a pillow 

His thighs are so soft and plump

And he's so good at staying still

He’s a bit flustered

But he enjoys it too much to ruin it

He’s secretly (not so secretly) a big sweetheart and he loves when you appreciate him and cuddle with him

If you annoy or tease him though he'll hit you with his pillow

[kingsholomon]

/ask everyone

Who's most likely to turn a lose to a argument when playing something?💀

Asmo: Probably Satan and Mammon.

Solomon: You think Satan would blow up in someones face after a game?

Levi: Hmm… he’s never blown up in our face because of a video game…

Asmo: That’s because he’s too good for that!

Belphie: Yeah, usually he gets surper angry about board games and stuff.

Lucifer: There was an instance where he had kept me playing a board game for a whole twenty four hour cycle just because he couldn’t win.

Diavolo: That sounds about right.

Simeon: I like how Mammon didn’t deny blowing up at people because of games.

Asmo: Oh, Mammon doesnt like, scream in our faces, he kinda just gets a lil whiny.

Levi: Mammon why don’t you scream in our faces?

Mammon: Ya want me to?

Lucifer: Say no. You don’t want to know how loud he can yell.

Solomon: Looks like somebody got the bad end of the ridiculous Mammon sized stick!

Satan: Interesting…

[dreamychick]

Who the boys tell their secrets to (Big Brother Edition):

(If MC wasn't an option.Bc we know MC is everyones 1st choice.)

Lucifer

Wouldn't want to tell anyone anything for fear of being blackmailed later. Plus he's just a private person in general so he's not one to generally over share. But when he does have something he just can't keep to himself anymore he tells Simeon. They were friends in the Celestial Realm and now they've found that closeness again. He knows they can go out and have a cup of tea together and just relax while talking ahout whatever and he knows his secrets are safe with Simeon.

A close second would be Diavolo. There are some things he'll tell him about but, most of his secrets are ABOUT Diavolo. Plus even though Diavolo keeps his secrets that doesn't mean he won't also blackmail him should the desire suit him, usually to their mutual benefit of course, but still, Lucifer would just as soon not be put at his mercy.

Mammon

 He surprisingly has a lot of secrets. You'd look at him and assume that loud mouth is exactly what he appears to be. Plus he's so easy to read no way he keeps secrets well. But...there are some select situations he does. Especially when they're about things he's done no one knows about. Because theres a difference between being a good secret keeper and being a good liar.

When he does share secrets they're usually with Asmo. He's the one who spends the most time with him so he's privy to alot of Mammon's night time dealings. Plus, he's the one least likely to judge him because he doesn't care as much about things not directly related to himself/Solomon so hes usually not even really listening, so Mammon can spill his guts to his hearts content knowing Asmo  probably only heard 1/3rd of it.

Surprisingly the 2nd person he ends up sharing the most with is Levi. They're closer then they appear to be. Because although Levi may get angry and annoyed at Mammon he's still a good brother. He wouldn't tell any of his secrets. He doesn't even use them for blackmail. He finds other benign things to black mail him for. It always works anyway. Levi listens to Mammon when he's having trouble and he really needs someone to talk to. Levi doesnt think  good with advice but hes a sympathetic ear to listen.

Levi

He does a ton of embarrassing things. And there are a lot of things he'd rather his brothers never know about. Or people in general, but especially his brothers. He's not really one to open up to people or willingly share information. So for the most part he hides all of his own secrets and keeps them to himself. But if he does HAVE to tell some one something It's usually Beel. They play video games together regularly so it's a good oppurtunity to talk about things that he may need to get off his chest. Or gossip he may have heard that he just can't keep to himself anymore. And he knows he can trust Beel. Noone is getting a secret out of him. Beel is the most loyal of all his brothers, he'd never break a promise on purpose.

When Levi has gossip that he needs more information on he swaps secrets with Asmo. He knows that Asmo knows. So if he wants to know something he'll talk to him about. Knowing that their sharw of information is secret. As long as Levi lets Asmo play dress up for an hour. Sometimes rhe sacrifice is worth it.

[mammss]

headcanons– mc is a single parent who brings their kid with them, and, for whatever reason, Satan is the kid’s favorite. The kid doesnt even try to hide it. what do his bros think 👀

“why is satan the favorite?”

a/n: sorry this was a little late but here you go and i hope you like it!!! also mc’s kid in this headcannon is a little kid what ever age you wanna imagine<3

WARNINGS: implied spoilers for lesson 15/16 for belphies part

lucifer: “i can sense headaches in my future” he’s calm on the outside but ultimately jealous on the inside that your kid chose satan as their favorite. why satan out of all his brothers? lucifer is kinda like satan if you get to know him but no mc’s kid wants to go to cat cafe’s and cause trouble for the oldest, on the plus side at least mc’s kid will grow up to be wise and educated. satan might be annoying with all his pranks and what not but he is a good role model for them and he’s proud of satan for stepping up to the plate like he didn’t. you didn’t hear this from me but everytime he sees both of them hangout it reminds him that he should of been there for satan

mammon: jealous jealous super duper jealous. he knows that he’s not like satan all smart and sophisticated but he’s super fun and will spoil you and that’s why he should of been the favorite! now since mc’s kid picked a favorite brother mammon feels like he has no chance to win your heart. if the kid doesn’t like him then you won’t either. mc please tell mammon that’s not true in the slightest. but like lucifer he’s proud satan became a good role model for them. if the kids happy than he’s happy too! will still spoil the kid and try to become second favorite he doesn’t care.

levi: he’s the avatar of envy so just know his jealousy is higher than mammons… this little henry was supposed to look up to him not satan! what happened to all the anime marathons and video game nights did that mean nothing to you kid?? little henry was going to be levi’s right hand man in everything otaku culture he was gonna grow up refined dammit! after hearing the devastating news levi locked himself in his room for a couple days and watched sad animes that fit the current betrayal he was feeling but mc kid made it all better when they said they’ll still be his little henry and all was good again in levi land! you definitely didn’t see your kid for a couple days after they made up but at least someone was watching them

asmo: shocked and hurt on the outside but excited on the inside. asmo is supposed to be everyone’s favorite even mc’s! but when mc’s offspring doesn’t even bat an eye to him, he doesn’t know how deal with the such pain. he becomes dramatic as usual but it’s all in good fun anyways he’s glad mc’s kid has someone like satan that will watch over them and love them. he’s ultimately rooting for satan and will give all sort of suggestions and helpful advice to satan on how to take care of them. mc’s kid overtime will warm up to asmo and become their second favorite and when that happens he’ll make sure everyone knows unlike satan. the 3 of them always have play dates and sleepovers which mc is sometimes invited too. 4 5 supremacy anyone?

satan: knew he was the favorite from the start but didn’t wanna cause any drama by bragging. when mc’s kid kept following him everywhere and wanted satan to play and read to them then did he understand they were obsessed with him. satan was glad someone appreciated him and wanted to be just like him but at the same time being the avatar of wrath he was always trying to hide his wrath so they didn’t get hurt and scared. the last thing he wanted to do was hurt a child, a child who’s parent means a lot to him and his brothers. satan has a gained a new member to the anti-lucifer league and has a new friend to take to the bookstore and cat cafes with. they also have tons of sleepovers which mc is invited to as well.

beel: honestly doesn’t care as long as beel still gets to eat with them and hangout. he’s glad they picked satan he would have done the same thing. satan is trustworthy, responsible, smart and fun to be around if you share the same interests as him. everytime he sees them together he smiles and watches as they play and laugh and smile. he’s a family man what can i say? even when the both of them eat together beel always asks about satan and what they did today and mc’s kid doesn’t stop talking about it. he’s happy satan’s gentle with them if there happy he’s happy too.

belphie: understands completely why he wouldn’t be the favorite but come on you don’t have to rub it in his face! everywhere he looks he sees satan and mc’s kid hanging out. in the music room, in the living room, at the dining hall, in the kitchen. hell sometimes in the attic if their having an anti-lucifer league meeting! he’s jealous and hurt by it but doesn’t show it at all. all he can do is watch from the sidelines and be happy for satan. he wishes he had a chance…

[im-not-a-simp-i-swear]

Could you write about the brothers and dateables reactions to Mc who finds a pet dragon when walking home from RAD or someplace and decides to keep it?

MC AND THE PET DRAGON

In this scenario we'll work with a tiny dragon that could easily fit into your pocket for better pet headcannons

💙LUCIFER

- "no MC, we cannot afford to take care of a dragon"

- he doesnt allow any of his brothers to bring animals inside of HoL and unfortunately i doubt he'd let you bring a dragon inside either

- you'll most likely have to either hide the dragon from him, even though he might figure out in with much a week perhaps, or you'll have to gice the flying reptile away to someone else

- if he does let you keep it however then make sure to train it and to keep it fed and have a collar for the dragon and blah blah blah you know pet stuff

- with time he'll definetely grow attached to the creature, but overall it'll take alot of convincing to keep it

💛MAMMON

- "wow MC where did you find that little guy?" "The skin is so exotic too and everything!"

- he loves the dragon so much

- if lucifer doesnt let you keep it then he'll either help you take care of it in another place, he'll help you hide the dragon from lucifer or he'll help you find a good owner for them and then sell it i mean come on it's mammon

- if lucifer does somehow let you keep the dragon then that little guy is about to become the fanciest dragon in the devildom

- Mammon will buy this creature as many dragon clothes and pet stuff that goldie can afford

🧡LEVI

- " its so tiny and cute awww" "they can be friends with henry 2.0" "they look just like <insert fantasy anime that has the exact scenario you two are at right now>"

- as someone who has had a couple of tiny friends during his existence, he is really happy that you plan on keeping the dragon, its so cool looking!

- if lucifer doesnt let you keep the dragon then he will totally help you hide it, if he does however then the funky creature is about to be included in so much of his activities

- even if its just the dragon sitting on his lap while he plays games or you two are cosplaying characters that interact with dragons, its just going to be fun

- at some point he was with both henry 2.0 and the dragon, suddenly the reptile spitted out fire towards henry's tank which scared the living hell out of him. In fear that either of then coukd get hurt he now makes sure that they both keep a distance from one another

💚SATAN

- " oh wow cool! I thought they'd be bigger however, like in fantasy novels"

- oh satan this is just a tiny guy, by we all know there are probably some giant ass dragons out there

- will gladly help you hide the dragon from lucifer with you but will also do some funky pranks with the fire breathing animal towards the eldest brother

- is a bit too paranoid about the idea that the dragon might burn his books by accident

- its basically all fun and games until his own stuff gets cooked, then he'll get pissy towards the dragon

💖ASMO

- "awww!!" "Its so cute i love it so much!!" "They're definetely going to my devilgram, get in here MC"

- his first reaction is to take pictures of the little creature and to do as many cute and fun stuff with it as posible

- however the moment lucifer says no to keeping the dragon he will help you find a good owner or help you find a place to hide the dragon

- if you manage to keep it then, just like said before, selfies and aesthetic all the way with the dragon.

- will also buy aton of cute pet stuff for the dragon too

❤BEEL

- "wow where did you find it?"

- isnt really the greatest at hiding animals (just look at what happened with luke) but he is willing to give you a hand to find it a proper owner

- if lucifer does let you keep the dragon then he will gladly do the needed research to know what to feed the creature

- will also try to workout with the dragon like in the videos of deviltube, it ends up being the dragon flying around and sitting on top of beel while he does pushups or similar

- is pretty much chill with the dragon otherwise, its fun for him and he is definetely going to protect it with his soul

💜BELPHIE

- "it doesnt seem like cuddle material MC, just look at the some many spikes it has"

- isnt the biggest fan of animals but also doesnt really hate them (in my canon at least)

- it might be fun to watch you try to hide the dragon from lucifer and he might also offer a lazy hand with it, he knows some great spots in the HoL anyways

- if you do manage to keep the dragon though then he and satan are ready to make lucifer regret his decision, the pranks are just great

- it also turns out the this little flying lizard is a great cuddle buddy! So be ready to find them both sleeping together, perhaps the dragon is on top of his back or chest/stomach depending on belphie's position

🤎DIAVOLO

- "Wow MC where did you find them? The dragon looks so nice!"

- he has seen some crazy creatures down here in hell and dragons are probably one of the many creature have caught his eye the most

- if he could own one he would, and he has tried, when he was a child of course, though he never really got one

- will gladly take care or help you take care of the dragon if lucifer doesnt let it in HoL, but will also try to convince him to let you keep the creature

- if you need help with the dragon then you can count on him with it, whether its an item or any specific information you need

💚BARBATOS

- "i see now, just make sure to be careful with it MC, dragons arent your average pet per say"

- he has seen some stuff happen here and there with dragons but overall doesnt really mind

- Diavolo has definetely tried to get him to let him have a pet dragon himself, however the amount of posibilities that could go wrong are enough for him to warn the prince

- that being said, he does worry you might get hurt or some damage might be done by the dragon, even if its a tiny little guy

- fortunately trusts you enough for you to take care of the creature

🤍SIMEON

- "oh wow, i heard luke talking about these just the other day, what a coincidence"

- he in fact has heard Luke talk about all kinds of weirs creatures, some of which he was sure werent posibly real, but seeing a dragon right in front of him changes everything

- his mindset is now more open about mythological creatures, it seems to be that not all of them are just a myth

- if you need someone to keep an eye on the dragon in case luci doesnt let you keep it in HoL then you can trust purgatory hall without a doubt

- gives the dragon the love and attention any angel could give

🖤SOLOMON

- "this feels familiar"

- i cant really tell you what he said means, but dont be surprised if he ends up telling you that he has seen dragons in the past

- perfect fit with his wizardly vibes

- is also more than happy than to take care of the dragon for you in case you can keep it at HoL

- will also help out with teaching it tricks and will try to take just a couple of samples of the dragon, like maybe... idk scales and such... for his magic stuff...

- if you catch him doing that then you should probably scold him, its solomon like come on, this guy is a treat to everyone in the best but also worst way posible there is no chance of sparing from his weirdness

[oriigirii]

💞 MC is a Genshin Simp 💞

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{ AN: Omg! This is my first ask so thank you anon (๑ↀᆺↀ๑)/!! This is such a vibe too haha, I hope you like it! } Warnings: None [Maybe Refs and Chars you wont get if you dont play Genshin Impact] * Probably a bit OOC too *

Reader: Gender-Neutral [Default]

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< Genshin Impact was a game that took the human realm by storm, with its open-world gameplay, its competitive PvE and aesthatic settings, it was truly something that captured you the moment the beta was announced. Although, as with any Gacha games, you weren’t only attracted to the world and its setting.

No no.

The characters were truly the main eye candy of the game. You’d been worried that when you had been sucked into Devildom, you wouldn’t be able to access the game due to, yknow, realm differences, but luckily that wasn’t the case thanks to Levi, and hence why the moment it dropped, you had been spending your life savings simping for characters on every banner.

Yknow theres handsome bois in devildom too... Theyre just kinda waiting for you to put your game down for a moment and kinda notice em ～((Φ◇Φ)‡ >

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ฅ⁽͑ ˚̀ ˙̭ ˚́ ⁾̉ฅ Lucifer

He usually doesn’t mind you playing games

Although, He would’ve preferred if you didn’t cause you kinda need to focus on your studies yknow?

But hey he’s not stopping you

Usually you would stay with him as he works, but he can’t seem to focus with you constantly begging beside him

Small little ‘please’ would be heard every now and then, and a sudden look of disappointment would show on your face.

He tried to ignore it, even giving little cues for you to quiet down, like clearing his throat

You didnt seem to pick up the hint though

He was just about to ask you what you were doing in the first place that has you praying beside him (which is hella rude) but your scream of happiness has him a little more irked and kinda taken back

“LUCIFER! I GOT HIM! LOOK LOOK I GOT HIM!”

You show him the screen showing your pull results

The character held a giant claymore with bright red hair

Before he can get another word in, you snatch your phone back and just sigh as if youd just had a heavenly (ironic) experience and mumble

“I seriously love him, Im so happy...”

Bro same though, Diluc pls come home

You were truly one of a kind, because youve just managed to break the Avatar of Pride’s... well.... Pride.

Did he just get cucked by a man in a video game?

Truly outrageous.

He seems to scoff and holds back a bit of an eye roll as he tries to focus back on his work

But boy oh boy, his salt is high

“If you are going to be causing a ruckus MC, May i suggest you doing it with Levi instead, I have no time for such games. I dont see why youre so caught up in such a character anyways, he looks quite basic.”

His words were sharp, and that was enough to shake you out of your fangirl/boy mode.

You were literally ready to fight the first born, a literal fucking fallen angel, for dissing Diluc like that

like

how dare

But then you notice how he seems to avoid your gaze and a small little red tint was on the tip of his ears.

Lucifer wouldve wanted to see you that happy with him, but no, a game character steals that spotlight.

Angey.

Instead of being intimidated by the sudden coldness, you giggle and finally close your phone and set it aside

You can continue celebrating and bragging about it later, for now, you wrap your arms around his arm and give him a small smooch on the cheek, which definitely makes him blush a tad bit

“Awww Luci dont be like that, Yknow I love you more”

Potential apocalypse has been diverted

But Lucifer does smile the smallest of smiles as he sighs, finding it silly to really get jealous over such a small thing and says

“I love you too, my dear... but you do have to make up for distracting me from my work...”

Well you kinda deserve it, so it wasnt long before both his work and your phone had been ditched

( After a while you do kinda see him quite similar to Diluc and it just makes you smile everytime you think about it, seems you have a thing for the strict cold men huh?)

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Σ(‘◉⌓◉’) Mammon

Why you simping for a fictional character when you already have him?!

He’s your first man!

Your homie!

“Yeah well hes my first 5* so can you blame me?”

S A D N E S S

But for real, this man is just so clingy

He has heard from Levi that you were playing a new game from the human world, and of course, he had wanted to see what it was about by watching you play.

But since it was quite grind-heavy gacha game, he grew a bit bored and asked you to come with him to hang out somewhere else, or even go to the casino and gamble his money away cause he just got goldie back

But no matter what he suggests, you were just so focused on your grinding.

He’d prefer a different kinda grinding right about now with how lonely he is, ya feel me?

But no, you still werent interested.

“Oi! Cmon MC, whats even so important about this?”

“I already told you Mammon, Im grinding for primogems from the event! Theyre gonna be gone soon and I just HAVE to get them! Ugh I swear to Diavolo, if I dont, Imma cry! I didnt get him on their first banner too... ugh!”

Wait no--

Cmon he doesnt want you to cry!

Mammon kinda stays silent for a bit as he watches you struggle to fight the monsters with your low level team, frustration growing on your face.

But as you finish, Mammon seems to snatch your phone

“Hey! whats the big deal Mammon?!”

“Shut up and show me where the store is geez”

Mammon’s demands kinda surprises you and you raise an eyebrow at him, but you do show where it was, and sit back for a while as Mammon just fiddles around with it. You werent sure what he was doing honestly, was he interested? Did you say anything that made him act this way? All you talked about the game was the gacha system so--

oh…

OH

“Mammon! Wait you dont have to---”

“There! I got you as much primo things, or whatever theyre called”

He already has tossed you your phone back and he crossed his arms, looking away as the red blush covers most of his cheeks.

You look at your phone and you honestly felt your heart speed up and stop at the same time at the amount of primos on your account, it was enough for a full 180 pull! If you dont get the limited character on the first 50-50, you have another shot!

You felt your own heart speed up and your face burn so hard, but you do mumble him a quick “But... But why though?”

“Cuz! If you start cryin’ Lucifer’s gonna beat my ass! Dont think I did it for you, you human! I just dont want him taking away Goldie again!”

“But I thought this was your gambling money, isnt it?”

“w-well!... I mean... Hmph.. Gachas kinda like gambling right?, I know Lucifers gonna hang me if he catches me in the casino again anyways, so I thought I might as well just do this... with you...or whatever...” Hes dying, help

But so are you!

Hes too fucking cute and you just glomp him and just hug him as tight as you can!!

Flusterred boi 100

But you do spend you afternoon on his lap, both of you rolling the full 180 in excitement, whether you get that boi/gal you simped for on the banner or not, you still were happy to spend some time with Mammon

He doesnt mind losing a bit of cash for you

but you do promise to pay him back (maybe with a few kissy)

But to be honest, Gacha probably will help him with his gambling addiction...

kinda...

He doesnt go to casinos anymore but he does whale with you now

Lucifer has such a mix feeling with these results.

But he still confiscates Goldie and your card on the end, yall need to chill.

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ヽ(。_°)ノ Leviathan

He probably wasn’t even interested on the game at first

He already has enough games to play, and it just looks like another rip off of some other game he saw not too long ago with that elf looking guy

But when you came to him asking for his help to get the game, you bet your ass that he felt a switch click

Suddenly it was incredibly interesting!

You do share your interests to him almost immediately

By interests, of course i mean the peeps you simp for

The sexy ara ara in the library of mondstat, the pirate looking ass of the guards, the pirate looking ass’s brother thats a wine owner and still highkey reminds you of Lucifer, the demon slayer--- You were actually unsure if you should talk about Xiao but hey hes cool

You explain it all!

From their lore to their voice lines and whatever

But honestly what do you expect from the Avatar of Envy?

Of course hes gonna be a bit jealous! He cant compare to any of these characters! Hes not as witty as that eye patch man, hes not as sophisticated as that red head, hes not as flirty as that ara ara either!

As you go on, you notice that Levi was kinda... half listening....

It made you pout, but then, it made you worried

Uh-oh you know that look

its that, ‘im overthinking’ look

So to snap him out of it, you kinda grab his face as gently as you can

“Need Grimm for your thoughts?”

He flushes and he immediately looks away, but you usher him to look at you as you coo and ask him whats wrong

It takes a bit till he kinda explains to you how hes feeling

In your relationship, you both were practicing being more open with each other, hence why you were proud of Levi for saying it

but you did feel kinda sad and frowned as he finishes explaining

“You... feel jealous?”

“Ugh d-dont say it out loud normie....”

He covers his face with his arm and you just cant help but shake your head with a fond smile, but you do need to address this and comfort him.

“Levi... when you fanboy about Ruri chan, did you ever think she was better than me?”

Your question made him frown and look at you in absolute worry

Did you actually think that you were below Ruri chan?

Of course hes an absolute simp for Ruri but.. cmon

Now that he thinks about it, he does talk about her a lot doesnt he? oh no...

“MC O-Of course not! I love Ruri chan yes, but you... I... I Love... you more...” Levi exe do be dying

But you smile at his response and gently kisses his cheek

“I think thats sweet Levi... But thats how I am too... Youre still better than any of these characters, youre real and they arent, youre mine and I am yours~ Youre my personal 5 star!” You wink at him and Levi just dips

his heart couldnt handle the cuteness and he died, ladies and gentlemen

but for real he did pass out

Must be from all the blood on his head from the blush

But ah, he does get it, and after being showered with love from you, He kinda slowly got over his jealousy

its not immediate but with simple reassurances, you can manage to reel him in and have fun with you

He does end up enjoying the game cause he gets to spend time with you, and he gets to show off when events happen 

He also goes out of his way to memorize locations for materials for you, and when youre sick or busy, he pilots your account

true gamer

But ironically enough hed probably start simping for a character too and of course, you both start bonding over that, which just makes Levi absolutely happy

I wonder if hed simp for Barbara, she is an idol afterall like Ruri chan

Probably lowkey for now

Afterall she looks like a minor so-----

( I dunno i searched shes 16-18 lol )

But regardless, I can imagine you both just cosplaying each others fav characters too

Its a wack looking ship cosplay but yall just simp for each other cause of it, its pretty fun but the rest of the brothers just finds it hella weird

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I only have energy for these 3 as always, Im sorry! But i promise Ill do the rest!! I hope you guys do enjoy, and Id love some feedback on the characters personalities cause I know they can be a bit Ooc, But feel free to send me an ask! Im pretty open lol 〜(￣△￣〜)

[angelyuji]

Obey Me Demons’ Toxic Traits

inspired from the haikyuu boys’ toxic traits by @haikchoo-main

heyyy i know i said i’d write this like a month ago, but i hit some writers block for this lolz. no angels or Solomon sorry :/ anyway enjoy! <3

cw // mentions of cheating, insecurities, break-ups, controlling behavior, angst

Lucifer: he’s not used to not be denied. he’s so used to everyone following his orders that being told “no” is new and annoying. he doesn’t like not being in charge so when he tells you to do something and you say no, he fucking loses it. not like temper tantrum but like he’s about to murder you and rip your limps off your body for defying him. have fun with that.

Asmo: asmo has never been in a committed relationship, his entire personality is based on being a flirt and being with multiple people at once. so, if you guys are dating, you’re going to have get used to the sight of him flirting with every pretty person he sees. he doesn’t understand monogamy like why limit yourself to one hot person when you can have a lot of hot people?

Beel: he puts you on a pedestal. you’re virtually perfect in his eyes. no matter what happens, it’s never your fault. you guys never argue because you’re always right…even when you’re wrong. in his mind, you can do no wrong, so if you ever do something that breaks that pedestal, he’ll start realizing that you’re not the amazing person he thought you were. and instead of learning and realizing that humans make mistakes, he thinks that means you guys aren’t meant to be and will break up with you.

Satan: his love language is being mean. he teases you and pokes at your insecurities. he crosses the line multiple time, but calls you too sensitive when you get upset. he gets angry at you for “not being able to take a joke”. he’s used to being mean to everyone he meets and doesn’t realize that being mean is actually fucking mean. he’ll roll his eyes when you get angry, and call you manipulative when you cry at his insults. you can try to tell him that his “jokes” crosses a line, and he’ll try to not be as mean, but it feels fake to you and him and he’ll get angry at you for trying to change him…good luck lol

Belphie: scheduling anything with him is a mess. he’s forgetful and lazy. he either forgets that you guys have something planned or will get too tired and flake. trying to get him out of bed takes forever, so making plans is frustrating for you and him. he’ll get upset that you’re interrupting his sleep and you’ll get upset that he never even tries to show up to your date. either you’ll have to get used to date nights in his room or you’ll have to drag him out of his room and watch as he falls asleep during your date.

Mammon: with mammon, he expects you to know what he’s thinking constantly. he won’t tell you how he’s feeling, but he expects you to know anyway. is he pushing you away? shouldn’t you know that it’s because he’s feeling insecure? is he pouting at you? shouldn’t you know that means he’s hungry? he wants you to tell him everything you’re feeling, but doesn’t tell you how he feels. he just assumes you’re a mind reader. maybe he doesn’t understand that communication is key, maybe he’s insecure and afraid that you’ll leave him if he talks about what he wants. you probably won’t know without sitting him down and talking about how he needs to be more open.

Levi: levi is very, very, very emotional. like he feels the most intense negative emotions with you (not saying there is no positive emotions, but that the negatives ones take over and cause him to spiral). you could mention that you really like the outfit he wore last week, he’ll start stressing about if you like the outfit he’s wearing now. you probably don’t know that every comment you make on anything is stored in his head and used as information to overthink about. if he makes a joke and you don’t laugh, he’ll get sad and start talking about how he’s not funny and how he’s a worthless boyfriend. if you (somehow) win against him in a video game, he’ll spiral and talk about how he’s bad at everything. (kind of reminds me of a pick-me guy) you’ll be constantly reassuring him that he’s amazing and a good boyfriend. (lowkey exhausting for people with a short fuse)

Diavolo: diavolo doesn’t take anything seriously. everything is fun and exciting and nothing is truly serious. you can never have a serious conversation. the only thing he’s ever serious about his RAD and the kingdom. to him, your relationship is supposed to be carefree and something that isn’t supposed to stress him out. so if you guys ever get into an argument, he will not care. he doesn’t think he’s supposed to care. if the relationship is starting to stress him out, he’ll break up. diavolo didn’t sign up for someone that exhausts him, he signed up for someone he wants to have fun with.

Barbatos: barbatos is used to taking care of someone and coddling them. so, when you’re dating, he doesn’t really let you make choices of your own. he does things for you, he does the cooking, the cleaning, the shopping, and won’t really let you do any work. are you at a restaurant? barbatos will pick and order food for the both of you. are you out shopping? barbatos will choose clothes for you to wear. he’s not very good at handing over control. he’s ordered around by diavolo, but also enjoys doing everything for him. he likes controlling you and doing everything for you. (in my opinion, barbatos is super adaptable, so just telling him “hey, chillax” will get him to stop being so controlling)

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ok so this turned into “toxic traits and how to stop the demons from being toxic” . i based these off of different stories and devilgram stories in the game, and just things i think would be their worst traits:) if this doesnt flop, ill write some for the angels and solomon :) anyway love u and hope yalls liked <3