#lucifer being a lil sadist

[onedayimgonnasnap]

How about dating hcs for Solomon, Simeon, Diavolo, and Barbatos?

Obey Me Dateable HC!!

He’s extremely clingy and self conscious, he was a sheltered child when he was younger only really knowing Barbatos.

Meeting Lucifer got him a new friend, however when you came into his life, he first wanted to selfishly use you as a way to get peace in the Devildom.

He really likes inviting you over to his castle with random excuses just to hang out and spend time with you.

He likes to solve puzzles with you in general. The puzzles you both solve can range between Minions, Garfield and actual realism 1,000 pieces

Depending on your race and culture he wants to know a lot about it specifically. He wants to eat food from your culture, know the history, the major religion, etc.

He also likes to ask you random things about humans like; “What colors can you humans see?”

Or “Is it true all humans believe depending on the day they were born it affects their personality by the stars? How romantic”

It’s really cute-

He also gets extremely jealous knowing you’re having so much fun with the demon brothers while he’s stuck doing paperwork. He’s so close to throwing a tantrum in front of Barbatos.

You both def have sleep over often-

He also uses human world Gen Z TikTok slang so beware of that in general it can be extremely scary to see.

Another thing about him is that You, him and Lucifer hang out a lot whether you like it or not because he likes it when his closest and favorite people hang out together.

It’s really embarrassing when Diavolo is linking arms with both you and Lucifer skipping around the human world.

You’re not even waking, with how tall and strong he is you’re being dragged.

There are tears in your eyes from how fast you’re going.

Lucifer and you both be fighting and brawling in general.

With Barbatos, it’s really hard to find time to hang out with him. However he does try to make time to hang out with you.

If you’re ever feeling insecure he’ll correct it immediately, he knows when you’re feeling sad like an alarm.

It’s his 7th sense.

Also you’re gonna come second after Diavolo whether you like it or not.

If you and Barbatos are getting all romantic, cuddly or even hot and heavy just a reminder there’s always gonna be a Diavolo who may cockblock anytime and Barbatos won’t get seemingly mad.

He will get frustrated and sad though.

He likes to sit in the shower after a long day of dealing with Diavolo and Solomon’s bullshit.

He does enjoy cuddling and he loves it when you play with his hair. It de-stresses him a lot and makes him happy.

He often invites you grocery shopping in general, it’s basically like a date whether it’s romantic enough or not.

He can be romantic, sometimes you wake up to find a bunch of gifts, especially if you’re having a rough day or you’re about to.

If someone has hurt you in the past- oh boy Barbatos will make them wish that they were never born. The most sadistic ass you’ve ever met.

Once you got jumped by a couple of bullies, before you could do something Barbatos was right behind them smiling scarily.

You’ve never seen them again. However lil D No. 2 said he’s heard a lot more screaming in the dungeon lately.

These demons might be kind however they’re still demons and won’t hesitate to cut a bitch.

He also loves to make you breakfast in bed when you’re sleeping, it’s one of the most romantic shit you’ve ever experienced. It’s a whole 5 star meal, there’s chocolate chip fluffy pancakes, bacon, eggs, some chopped up strawberries shaped into a heart and either orange juice or hot chocolate depending on the weather.

Over all busy, but will never let you forget his love towards you.

Even though you’re both in the relationship he makes you second guess dating him sometimes.

Whether it’s through pranks or just him cooking you up a meal.

You learned to turn off your taste buds. You don’t know how you learned this unique skill but you now have it when he makes you the most disgusting food ever known to mankind.

Depending on your culture, make food to please you depending on where you’re from on what’s common.

You cried while eating it-

He’s also a very sweet but it feels scary for no reason when he’s doing something nice for you, you know it’s not fake but it’s a feeling-

You and him both like to have extremely deep conversations of society, religion, and social normalities.

You and him both enjoy it in general talking about it randomly.

You both also visit the human world often. He’s met your parents, your parents saw this snowball of a fucker walk in their house holding your hand acting like it owns the place.

Sometimes he’s at the house of Lametation randomly, he’s getting a glass of water and leaving.

Asmo cried because he caught you both making out and Asmo wasn’t invited into a three way with his two favorite people.

Because he’s immortal he tends to zone out a lot, especially when you’re both cuddling. It can get depressing because he knows someday he might lose you.

He wants to keep you forever but he knows that it’s selfish and wrong to do so, since you shouldn’t have to suffer like he is.

Who knows maybe you’ll join him/j Unless?

He’s spending as much time with you as possible and is extremely careful with what he says because words can hurt.

However once you both started fighting over which side the toilet paper should go on.

He also likes to invite you over and use you as an experiment for many magic spells, and potions. Don’t worry all of them are safe, but he’s just curious since you love him you’ll let him right?

Simeon is probably the most romantic mother fucker you’ll ever be with.

He loves to write you love letters, sometimes you’re minding your own business in your bed, studying or just watching a movie when you look out to see a dove carrying a letting pecking the window.

It doesn’t matter the day, he loves to write them to you, he’s not expecting one back but if you do write one back he’ll take care of it and never lose it.

If you do? He's blushing, giggling, twirling his hair around his finger, kicking his feet and fangirling in general.

It doesn’t matter if the love letter you feel like is utter shit and has the worst handwriting known to mankind Simeon eats that shit up.

However, if you’re writing a story, fanfiction, novel, play? He’s gonna criticize you in the most annoying and professional way possible. He loves you, however his writing author instincts get the best of him.

One thing about him is that he appreciates any form of art whether it be writing, painting, making sculptures or acting. He loves it.

If you have any hobbies like those he’ll love to see your creativity in general.

If you don’t have any hobbies or interest in those however that’s ok he loves you the same regardless. He will also love to see your other hobbies though, he likes to spend time with you exploring new things.

You’re also his first romantic relationship. I feel like you're his first lover so he wants to try his best because he feels like he’s not your first lover.

Something you and him both do is basically sit in silence doing your own thing, it’s extremely relaxing to you both.

Especially after a long day.

He tends to mother you a lot, if you have been studying too much? He’ll make sure to walk you outside and get some fresh air. Hungry? He and Luke will shove food down your throat.

He loves to spoon feed you, he has his head learning over on one of his hands while his other hand is feeding you.

A date you and him had once was of him bringing you into a garden with a bunch of flowers while some music played in the background while you both started dancing and a bunch of fireflies started flying around you.

You and him officially adopted Luke by the way. There’s no getting around that. You three are a big happy family, and you will take many family pictures.

You and him definitely tease Luke a lot, but at the end of the day Simeon is a little overprotective of Luke.

You’ve walked into the room so many times while Simeon lectured Luke for being closed minded.

But you’re both proud at how much Luke has grown mentally over the years he’s been at the Devildom.

[hopeluna-archived]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiii can I ask for a lucifer x mc headcanons but mc is the exact opposite of lucifer.

Like how lucifer is always serious, sadistic, a lil scary and not easily forgiving but mc is soft, sweet, passionate and forgives everyone easily. I hope you get what I mean :D

Thx!!! ❤️

! Cupid's arrrows

── ❥ Characters: Lucifer x reader

── ❥ CW: none!

── ❥ A/N: ok so I kinda did a similar something like this here but imma do it again 'cause i'm a sucker for the Grumpy x sunshine trope <3 oh and I uh- accidentally turned it into a drabble kinda oops? Also its kinda shit ngl (❁ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)

M.list

" - and did you think I wouldn't find out that you've been using my credit card for your purchases, unecessary purchases-"

Mammon wasn't sure how much time had passed since Lucifer started talking. Maybe three hours? Four? It was as if time had started to melt and Mammon wasn't even sure what Lucifer was scolding him about at this point, his voice nothing but a distant buzzing in the corner of Mammon's mind.

All he did know is that he happened to have the worst timing today and had stumbled across Lucifer at the exact moment he had fallen victim to one of the Anti-Lucifer league's schemes.

Lucifer, of course, saw Mammon and didn't bother to waste another second before dragging him by the ear to his office. Mammon also didn't bother defending himself 'cause he knew that usually Lucifer would understand that it wasn't Mammon's doing but lately the stress of managing RAD had taken a toll on him and so the first person to fall in his sight would be a victim of his lectures.

The victim being Mammon, unsurprisingly.

"are you even listening to me?"

Mammon's eyes snapped back from the wall to notice Lucifer's narrowed eyes. "What? Don't you have anything to say? A defence? An apology? Something instead of emptily staring off into nowhere?"

Just as Mammon opened his mouth to try a pathetic attempt to sway his brother's attention from his sharp words, the door to the office behind Mammon opened and the sudden shift in Lucifer's expression almost made him question reality.

"Lucifer?"

Oh its MC, that makes sense. This is my cue to get out of here!

"Yes, darling?" The honeyed voice of Lucifer that followed would surely render any other demon speechless to even process that tone came from the cold Avatar of Pride himself.

" we had a date planned, remember? I think we should leave if we wanna get to the restaurant in time!"

"You're right, we should get going-" and like the demon in the middle of the room he was previously scolding didn't exist, Lucifer made his way to the door without missing a beat "- i'm glad you came to inform me before it got late", his voice soft and expression as if he'd been struck by arrows, the good kind though.

Well that was weird. As far as Mammon knew from Asmo, Lucifer and MC's date was not going to start until after almost two hours so he didn't understand why MC had showed up to the office to take Lucifer away from another two hours of scolding.

A wink and smile from MC before the door closed answered that question for him.

© hopeluna. Do not copy, translate, modify or repost any of my work in this or any other site. Do not steal or modify my ideas/concepts either.

[werecreature-addicted]

idk if this was a dream or if it actually happened but i remember there was an Obey Me event where Lucifer was turned into a werewolf? i don’t think anyone understands how down bad i still am for this because…. it’s that sadistic loser (affectionate) being a silly werewolf and needing help but also refusing to admit it

i feel like he would give the best cuddles cause they’re all soft and big but then he also would just leave and go hunt to prove that he can protect you… so every so often you go outside and there are his hunting trophies just there? lucifer let his lil dog mind take over uh oh

Lucifer would never stoop so low as to ask for cuddles. absolutely not. but werewolf Lucifer? werewolf Lucifer has a tail that betrays his wants, it wags when he sees you and wraps around your waist keeping you from leaving.

[angst-king]

Yo hazbin fandom, Luci lovers, i don't care what ship you do with him but please. I wanna see more of Luci being a lil maniac. Yes I love him being a soft duck loving, gentle father but also....We all know he's crazy in more ways than one, right? I'm not the only one who thinks Luci is a bit of a lunatic and is genuinely an absolute sadist. I'm sure Luci would look so good losing his shit and killing someone or tearing them apart with his bare hands. He's the king of hell for christ sake! (this is not a dig, believe me I love all the luci content whether its Lucililith, Lucidam, Radioapple/Radioking)

I just wanna see a lil more of Lucifer having 1: a back bone and 2: a lil more of a sadistic streak

[whbtheories]

Character Preview: Satan

Domain: Gehenna

Sin: Wrath

Birthday: July 14 (Cancer)

Idiosyncrasy: spanking

Mental condition: depression

Ability: shapes the blood of those who love him

Theme colours: red, white

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Interest

Of all the demons in What In Hell Is Bad? seen thus far, Satan's proclivities are perhaps the most tame of all, with only spanking highlighted as sparking his interest.

That said, his subjects are apparently big fans of being hit on the regular by their ruler, and his depression makes him quite the slapper.

Depression and Satan often go hand in hand, whether he is being blamed for it afflicting mortal beings, or portrayed as conquered antagonist or tragic figure.

And of course, his love of violence fits his sin to a tee.

We are told he is a lover of being both the spanker and spankee, but that anyone who gets with him on that level will soon be used to the submissive role 👀

(NB - the usage of S and M as personality traits in this context don't fully translate to sadist and masochist, but rather to dominant and submissive, or assertive and passive personality types.)

July is not a month associated with Satan, however the 14th is apparently Pandemonium Day - with Pandæmonium also being Milton's name for the capital of Hell, ruled by Satan, in Paradise Lost.

If we turn to the lunar calendar then July is also home to the Hungry Ghosts Festival, in which the ghost door opens and allows spirits to walk among us 👀

(The 15th of the 7th lunar month is when Dìguān, the Earthly Official of Taoism, visits this realm to absolve people of sins... And perhaps Satan seeks to beat him to the punch with his tempting deals.)

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Personality

The ruler of Wrath is unsurprisingly said to be the most violent of all seven kings of hell, but despite this he is friends with all his subjects, an interesting feat.

It helps that the residents of Gehenna actively enjoy being the target of his wrath, with even Ppyong enjoying being slapped on his lil booty.

Satan spends his nights drinking with lesser demons in back alley taverns, suggesting a more casual approach to his conduct. Not so prim or proper.

He is also the first demon we meet in-game, and he is depicted as intense, knowledgeable, and tactically smart. And of course, exceedingly horny. He has a lot of ego but seemingly the skills and wisdom to back it up.

In this respect he is similar to Obey Me Satan in having a strategical mind and a flair for the dramatic, but unlike that Satan, WHB Satan seems confident in expressing multiple emotions without losing his head in his passion.

In tandem with Lucifer - and including Beelzebub who is often conflated with both - Satan is the demon most frequently portrayed in our media, historical and contemporary, and generally appears as one of two archetypes: the odious and not terribly bright monster of Dante's Inferno, often gifted with red skin and pitchfork; or the charming tragic figure of Paradise Lost, who may or may not bring ruination to us all.

This Satan is definitely in the latter camp, though just how charming he can be is yet to be revealed...

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Aesthetics, symbolism, and my rating in the cut! ↓

Aesthetics

Satan is very much the pretty boy of the demon kings we've seen thus far, with long flowing locks, elegantly long horns, and an innocent looking face - well, other than the glowing red eyes, black cross pupils, and inverted cross mid-forehead.

His long black horns are tipped with blood red to match his eyes, and this colour also highlights his jumpsuit with a Seal of Solomon on each arm.

That seal is repeated in silver as his belt buckle, giving us a demon that is marked by Solomon three times - quite the statement. And in case it wasn't clear, he has the number 666 on him twice, as well as 'Gehenna'.

A full view of his outfit also reveals some katakana but it's beyond my translation abilities - I get something similar to boom/explosion isle which feels half correct at best. Although actually...

I wonder if it's a nod to Bakuon Rettou itself, which would certainly explain Satan's bōsōzoku style outfit 🤔 It's a subculture look from the 80s in Japan, consisting mostly of jumpsuits and bad biker boy aesthetic, with a dose of pseudo-nationalism to a greater or lesser extent - very problematic for irl nationalism, but fitting for a king of hell. They also put slogans on their jumpsuits that were translations of "cool sounding English" (eg "boom island", the literal translation of Bakuon Rettou.)

Bōsōzoku are an old fad now, but as a fashion type they are still popular in surrounding countries, thanks to popular media like the Bakuon Rettou manga.

(And on an even bigger tangent, they were heavily associated with nameneko merchandising, which as you can probably guess is cat related! OM Satan would approve of that part.)

If we see Satan on a motorbike, consider that one solved!

The inverted cross is also repeated - on his boots, his pants, and in the negative space of his heart pendant. This is a far more modern symbol of the occult, as until recent decades it was a holy symbol representing St. Peter.

In modern pop culture though the inverted cross is synonymous with Satan, hence its appearance here.

The placement on the forehead is also notable, as this is where the ash cross is placed on those repenting their sins - the inversion of that would suggest pride and relish of one's sins. Again, fitting for Satan himself.

And he has a final inverted cross on a long cord trailing from his hips to his knees - in this case one that is remiscent of Celtic high and Anglo-Saxon crosses of old.

This cord, along with his many belts and those boots, also ties in with the bōsōzoku vibe.

His thematic colours of white and red are a very provocative choice. White is a colour mostly associated - in this context - with angels and beings of celestial origin, as well as the concepts of purity, divinity, and origin.

For Satan himself to sport the holiest of colours is deliberately bold, not least with it accented by the colour of blood, of violence, and of passion.

His outfit is casual to the extreme but styled expertly. He very much gives the vibes of a delinquent king who is down to drink with his subjects, and he is also the leader whose outfit has least in common with the other residents of his realm.

In some ways this could suggest a demon who is careless about his throne, but imo Satan's look more strongly suggests supreme confidence in his reign.

A (pink-toned) blonde Satan reminds me of Lucifer from DC/Vertigo comics, who unlike Tom Ellis is platinum blonde and fed up of hell, as well as Satan from Ao no Exorcist who is the king of, wait for it, Gehenna.

[I'll dig into Gehenna in another blog ( ಠ▿▿ಠ)و ̑̑]

The only portrayal that comes to mind that has both blonde hair and red eyes though is Lucifer in Shingeki no Bahamut: Genesis - who also sports long black horns tipped with red. Personality wise though, they are completely different.

Overall his look is quite becoming, youthful with a knowing smirk, and absolutely made to tempt with large eyes, and teasing tongue behind a fanged grin.

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My Rating

Firstly I should admit my own bias - after Mammon, Satan was always going to be the demon I would judge most harshly as I am a big fan of how he is portrayed in Obey Me.

That take on Satan, and the intricacies involved in his origin from Lucifer and subsequent strained relationship and burgeoning personality, are admittedly undercut by later in-game writing that reduced him to a far flatter interpretation. But still, the juice was there!

So, bear in mind that this is a harsh personal eye I am casting upon this Satan.

Satan and Lucifer both have the biggest challenge in being portrayed in a new and unique fashion, having been done so many times before, and in my opinion this Satan does an excellent job of establishing himself with an iconic new look.

The long pastel hair and large eyes give great contrast to massive horns and slit pupils, while his outfit is impressively modern and stylish.

Only one very minor criticism would be the lack of tail, but considering none of the WHB demons have yet been shown with one, that is either a deliberate stylistic choice for the whole game, or we simply haven't yet been granted permission to see them. Either way, as it applies to all, it can be disregarded.

This Satan stands as very distinct from OM Satan, and really from any other Satan I can think of. The long hair is a really nice touch, especially given his overall contemporary vibes.

One of the prettiest Satans I've seen, and one of the most intriguing.

10/10.

[cosmocup1d]

Obey me OC

Meet

Aven~!

CHARACTER SHEET

Name :

Aven [エイヴン]

Title :

Avatar of guilt

Student council

Detention teacher

Aliases :

Little rose

Lil sis

The demonic angel

The black tear demon

The adorable sibling

The sane sibling

Dolly (by the little D's)

Guilt Mcguiltface

Gender :

Female

Species :

Demon

Angel [Former]

Birthday :

December 18

Zodiac :

Sagittarius

Status :

Alive

Song :

Hole dwelling

Voice :

Emi Lo (Columbina from genshin impact)

PREFERENCES

Likes :

Dolls

Her family

Diavolo

Barbatos

Simeon

Luke

Solomon

Thirteen

Mephistopheles

Michael

Dislike :

Being alone

Grieving

Losing someone

Some noble demons

Some angels

""

The gentle but sadistic youngest sister

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She's like a little butterfly you know? Innocent and graceful but once you turn around she's a wasp

""

Aven is the Avatar of guilt and is the 8th sibling among the eight brothers

PERSONALITY

Aven is mostly calm and gentle most of the time always having a small smile despite being the Avatar of guilt

Aven is quiet most of the time only speaking to her brothers, lord diavolo, barbatos, Luke, Simeon, and solomon

She appears to be kind and gentle towards demons always helping them in little ways giving her the nickname of "the demonic angel"

But when angered enough her smile turning into a blank stare and her inner personality coming out some say her wrath can rival the Avatar of wrath and her sadistic nature rivaling the Avatar of pride

Aven mostly pretend to act innocent to deceive anyone tho her brother, lord diavolo, barbatos, Solomon and Simeon can see thru her which make her annoyed considering she can only charm them at a certain level

EXTRA

Fun facts :

Aven absolutely loves roses tho her most favorite rose is the red rose

Aven gets visibly upset when the brothers makes fun of mammon making her lock her self until the brothers apologize (this also applies when the brothers makes fun of each other)

Diavolo and aven has weekly tea parties without the brothers knowing

Ironically she has more control of Cerberus than Lucifer

Aven doesn't really use her ddd

Aven tears can burn humans

Aven is the detention teacher considering that demons fears her more than the brothers and can ACTUALLY teach them what they did wrong (plus she's the only one who can actually teach the students the right way)

Aven, barbatos and Luke have baking session every sundays

Aven was the first demon that Luke befriended considering her as 'harmless'

Aven can summon bar tar shadowy? Creatures think of the lost one and/or searchers from BATIM/BATDR

Aven will manipulate someone for her personal gain

Aven won't hesitate to kill anyone

She's obsessed with tamagochi, devil switch (Nintendo switch), and a gameboy

Aven had Annabelle before

Aven hates olives

No one has entered aven room (barbatos helped with the spell which made Lucifer very pissy)

[sammygirlypop]

(Warning! Little bit of a thoughts dump. Spoilers about Hamilton also.)

I absolutely love this.

I also see that ITS CANON that Val and Vox do sleep and have slept together in the past and present (and hopefully we'll see something like with Fizz and Ozzie with them waking up in the morning and doing their daily routines in the future episodes.) I'd absolutely love to see an episode just dedicated to their backgrounds and backstories (and why they're like this.)

Emily is absolutely the Glinda of Hazbin. She's the cutest little thing and if anyone were to end up falling in Season Two, I'd want it to be Emily.

HEAR ME OUT THO- not like, I'm not sadistic or nothing, I don't wish something poor onto Emily. But I don't want her to be suffering their rules in Heaven and not be happy up there. She's clearly close to being friends with Charlie and Vaggie and Sir Precious, and I want her to be happy. She's not going to be happy in Heaven with Lilith and Lute, especially if Adam is a little bit of a father figure to her, she needs that. And we all know there's no way Adam's getting redeemed in any way, shape, or form, so that's done for.

About Lucifer, I feel like he would definitely be a musical freak. Like me. He definitely watched musicals at three in the morning and then cries when Phillip dies in Hamilton. He definitely would be one of the band geeks if he could play any instruments. He definitely is the type of person to sit and watch the Mean Girls musical and then turn it off immediately whenever someone walks through or near his room to avoid looking weird.

As for Adam, yes. He would sing "Pour Some Sugar On Me." Val would sing that. Vox would sing that. Hell, I sing that song. I listen to that song on a daily basis because my dad is a rock and roll geek. Everyone I surround myself with listens to some form of Rock and Roll, whether it be Metallica or Queen. I digress- Adam would definitely be the type of person to sing that. Case closed.

I can definitely see Charlie singing "Somewhere Over The Rainbow." It's a very Charlie thing to do. She would definitely, in my opinion, end up learning to crochet or knit and then sing happy songs or pop songs while crocheting, and everyone's just staring at her as she has to frog over and over and over again and NOT rage.

Angel: "HOW?! How does she do it?!"

Onto Angel's part... I do think of him as royalty. He is the goodest boy and deserves all of the love in every single dimension. He and my girlfriend would be best friends, no matter what.

Well, that's gonna have to do it for this post. I might make another part on the rest of my opinions on the characters

IF

we can get this to three reblog reblogs. Yall have to reblog this reblog three times and I'll make a part two on the rest of the characters (and maybe some of my headcanons for them.)

Love you, my lil' hellspawns!

Because I couldnt find a single post with ALL of the leaked Hazbin Hotel audition sheets, I made one my goshdang self.

[dear-departed]

Sweet heat (Lucifer)

Because y'all liked the previous smut with Beel, I thought I would do myself the ultimate self-service and make smut of Lucifer (aka my fav brother) so you're welcome, hope you enjoyed writing this as much as I did.

Warnings: Smut, obviously, wax play, ice play, overstimulation(?), MC sheds a few tears, talk of safewords, but none are used, Lucifer being a sadist, but not letting his sadism show a whole lot, also aftercare, MC is afab but no pronouns are mentioned

Word count: 3.4k

Lucifer does not do things recklessly, no, he plans everything down, and the same applies to your sex life. He’s not opposed to short sessions, designed to relieve both you and him of any pent-up stress. That being said, though, he would do just about anything to have you to himself all night, hours on end, drawing endless streams of pleasure from deep within you with his magic touch. 

On nights where he has the pleasure to be with you during his free time, he prefers to go over every little nitty gritty detail before the two of you start. Your aftercare preferences, safe word, and how you would like him to talk to you.  

“Safe word, are we still using umbrella for immediate stop and blue for ease up?” He asked, idly lighting up a candle and placing it on a shelf near the bed, adding to the ambient and romantic orangish-red glow to the room. After that, he adjusted the horn of demonus and the bottle of wine in the bucket of ice on the bedside tables, shifting them deeper into the ice cubes.  

“Yes, that sounds good.” You squirmed in your seat, currently sitting crisscross on Lucifer’s large and plush bed. At this point, you’d actually started to not mind the skeleton in his room. After all, it was kind of like having a mini audience, one that wouldn’t judge you. You must admit, though, it definitely was freaky the first time you saw it.  

“Tell me if I say something wrong to you, understand?” He sat across from you once more, gauging your expression. 

“Of course, Lucifer, and you’ll tell me the same?”  

“Yes.” He scooted a little closer, sitting up on his knees and leaning in. Softly, he cupped your cheek in his hand, pulling you into a tender kiss; soft sparks of passion snapping just beneath the surface of his façade. He rested his hands on your shoulders, pushing you down onto the mattress, slowly allowing his palms to slide down your body, admiring every curve that lay under your clothes. He lovingly played with the hem of your shirt, looking up to meet your flustered expression.  

“Look at me, dear. Hold my gaze with those eyes of yours.” He commanded. He maintained eye contact with you as he scooted back a little, his face hovering between the waistband of your pants and your shirt. “May I proceed, Dove?”  

You eagerly nodded, gnawing on your lower lip. 

“Ah, but I need to hear your voice before I can continue. Won’t you talk to me?” A seductive smirk played at the corner of his mouth, his narrow eyes glaring holes into your very being. 

“Yes, Lucifer! Dammit, keep going!” With anxiety building up in your mind and the pounding of your heart, you were eager to get out of these hot clothes and into his arms instead.  

“My, my. How positively enthusiastic, MC.” He let out a breathy laugh. He slid one hand up your shirt and around to your back, cupping the curve of your spine as he lifted you up off the mattress just a tad so that he could pull that bothersome shirt from your body. He cast it aside to the floor the bed, making quick work of your bra, tossing it in the same spot as your shirt. He wanted to keep going, to take your pants and underwear off and admire you in your full glory, but his restraint fled him as he stared down at you, topless and at his mercy. 

He kissed around the waistband of your pants, running his slightly cool tongue along the center of your stomach, transitioning to soft kisses when he reached the valley between your breasts. His nimble fingers rubbed against your waist, following the curve of your back as he slid them further down. He nipped and suckled on your clavicle while he slid your pants and underwear together off your hips. Once he got them down far enough, he hooked them with his foot and pulled them the rest of the way down, kicking them off behind him. 

“Such perfection, infallible and...” He pressed his lips into where your jaw and neck met, finishing his sentence in the form of a soft murmur against your plush skin. “...And all mine...” He breathed softly at the sensitive skin at the front of your throat, sending chills running up your spine. 

“Lucifer...” You whined out softly, eyeing at the buttons on his shirt, “I can’t help but notice you’re still fully clothed, don’t you think you should change that?” 

“Not yet, Love. You’re wearing my resolve quite thin, don’t tempt me to rush things.” He leaned down and placed a chaste kiss on your lips, his gaze lingering on your eyes for a few seconds.  

He rubbed his hands together, popping his knuckles and his wrists, shaking them out briefly after. He rolled the sleeves on his simple button-down black shirt up to elbows, moving to sit on his knees beside you. He dragged two of his fingers down from your belly button and down to your vulva, spreading your labia apart, robbing both of his fingers in between the folds.  

He brushed his index finger with feather-light pressure over your clit. Which at this point, the little bit of contact left your hips bucking a little, thighs jolting inward.  

He smirked, his eyes narrowing slightly as he soaked in your reaction. “I see I’m doing a good job, hm?” He eased his middle finger into your entrance, his eyes trained on your face and his ears listening closely to your sweet sounds. He slid his thumb upward, rubbing against your clit as he moved his middle finger around in slow, circular motions. 

He continued this for a minute or two before sliding in his ring finger. “Is this alright?” He asked, still caressing your swollen clit with his thumb.  

Seeing you eagerly not, your eyes bugging out as you bucked your hips up into his hand made his stomach do flips, something about seeing you so eager to feel his touch had him sweating. 

Inside of you, his hand was beckoning you toward in in a ‘come here’ motion. He used his unoccupied hand to gently apply pressure between your pelvis and belly button, pressing down firmly, but not enough to be uncomfortable. Just enough to max out the growing knot in your abdomen. 

He felt you twitch, your muscles contracting and clenching around his two fingers. His thumb rubbed just a little faster, speeding up until your legs began to tremble, obscenities and incoherent screams of his name fell from your lips. Your legs instinctively tried to shut, your whole body shaking. He used one of his legs to gently pull your leg closer to him, keeping your legs spread.  

He kept exactly at that pace until he could feel the twitching around his fingers come to a stop, your breathing slowing down and becoming heavier. “You got off that much from just my hands? I’m flattered MC, but that simply isn’t the main course.” His thumb slowed, never coming to a complete stop.  

Your broken gasps and trained screams were music to his ears. “L-Luci... Lucifer! Lucifer! So much-!” He laughed, thunderous and taunting, as he leaned in toward your face, his hand leaving your stomach and coming to gently rest on your face. His breath was damp and cool against your ear, his deep voice dropping to but a whisper. “I know you can take a little more. You can handle it, I know you can.” He let out an incomprehensible noise, something between words, a grumble, and a purr. He grabbed ahold of your hand, which had been white-knuckling the sheets without even realizing. He brought your hand to his mouth, pressing a soft kiss onto your knuckles. He then dropped your hand, allowing you to grab ahold of his still-clothed thigh.  

“Is that alright, darling?” He stared down at your face, the look of pure love and admiration clouding over his lusted expression.  

“Yes!” As torturous this much pleasure at one time felt like, your entire body craved it, you knew that no matter how damp your eyes became, they wouldn’t be tears of sadness with Lucifer, as he was far from disappointing in bed.  

There’s something different between love you’ve ever experienced and love from the Avatar of Pride.  

He started his same song and dance, going at the exact same pace that pushed you over the edge the last time. It worked just as a charm as it had before, but faster. He had you thrashing and screaming just from the lightest touch, warm tears of pure ecstasy dripping from the sides of your face and onto the pillow your head was on. He pulled his fingers out, looking at your flushed face, your eyes that were fuzzy and not quite focused on anything, the way your tongue was lolled out of your mouth, your chest heaving as you took deep breaths. 

He gently stroked your head “you looked so irresistible like this... how about we do something else while you take a nice, relaxing, break from that?” He smiled, yet it was far from innocent. 

He kissed your forehead, standing up off the bed. “I’ll be right back, don’t go anywhere.” As if you would, what a joke. 

He waltzed into his closet with an unfamiliar pep in his step. You heard the heavy clunking of metal, which could only be identified as the Mammon-proof safe he kept in his closet. He emerged a few minutes later, holding a small cardboard box of different candles, marked specifically as “unscented, skin-safe candles”. 

Damn well now you’ve got me interested 

You watched as he sat on the edge of the bed, opening the box and pulling out three candles. A white candle, a red candle, and an ultramarine one. “May I?” He mimed out dipping the candle over your body, nodding his head over toward the lighter on his bedside table.  

“Yes...” Your throat went dry, excitement building up in your stomach again.  

He reached for the lighter, setting it beside himself. “Which color?” He fanned out the three colors in his hand.  

“Um, blue. Yeah, let’s go with blue.”  

“Good choice.” he lit the candle, holding it out to you. “Hold this for a moment, please.” You did as he said, watching him unbutton his shirt and slide it off his shoulders. He rolled his shoulders in circles, popping his neck with his hands as he took the candle once more. He appraised your body with his eyes, skimming his eyes across your exposed skin, waiting for the wax to melt a little more.  

He stuck his wrist out and dripped a little onto the underside, just below his palm, squinting a little. “Hold out your wrist, I don’t think testing on my skin is accurate. It doesn’t feel that hot, though.” 

You did just that, sticking out the underside of your wrist. He tipped the candle over your skin, watching as the dark blue wax fell upon your skin. It was just enough to provide a subtle sting, but not much else.  

“Is that alright?” He made eye contact with you, your face morphing to one of pure desperation. You eagerly nodded, responding with yet another “yes”. 

He did another experimental drip of wax onto your thigh, his lips curling into a smirk when he saw you jerk your head back, whimpering softly. “That’s perfect!” In all honesty, you weren’t expecting the burning sensation to feel so... sweet. It both relaxed you and kept you more on edge. 

He dripped a little more on both of your thighs, eventually moving his other hand to toy with your clit again. Dexterous hands working wonders between your legs as he continues to drip hot wax onto your thighs.  

Slowly, he moved up, dripping a little bit just below your stomach, his gaze held captive with the way your hips bucked up, causing the wax to encroach onto the sensitive flesh of your stomach. The smell of the other candles burning in the room perfumed the air, clouding your brain with the smell of jasmine and lavender, the gentle undertones of citrus sneaking up on your senses. 

He let out a soft groan, something about watching the way your body move was intoxicating to him, his ironclad restraint slipping through the same fingers that were buried inside you.  

He drew his fingers out from the space between your thighs, skillfully unbuttoning his pants with one hand, tugging down his underwear just enough to free his excited length. He quickly returned his hand to its previous place, as if drawn to it.  

“I never thought I would get to see you like this, all vulnerable for me. he dripped more wax onto your abdomen, fully aware that you were only half-listening to his words. He didn’t expect you to understand fully, with the state you were in, but he continued to speak regardless. “Humans are thought to be easily intimidated, and perhaps some are. But I’ve tried countless times to get you to submit to me by demonstrating my power, and yet you hardly ever faltered. Being with you has taught me that persuading and treating you or those below me with respect gets me further. After all, coaxing you to open up to me got me an amazing friend, yet an even better lover. And for that-” he leaned down, planting a passionate kiss on your lips, which were still agape.  

He savored the warm puff of air in the form of a moan that escaped your mouth. The gentle buzzing of your lips against his made his heart flutter in his chest.  

All of this, his words that barely registered through your mind, his lips against yours, the burning of the wax; it sent another orgasm racking your body, your thighs trembling in its wake.  

He continued, letting you ride it out on his hand. He had you seeing nothing but white, but also stars, all at the same time. He rubbed his index finger and thumb together, using your arousal to pinch out the flame of the candle, dripping the remainder of the melted wax onto your chest.  

“Are you alright?” He set the candle onto the bedside table. 

Your chest heaved as you breathed in heavily, the wax slowly cooling down and crackling on your skin. “Y-yes...” he immediately got to work on peeling the wax off your body, using a small mahogany scraper to get the smaller pieces off.  

Once he got all of the wax into a little pile on the bedside, he smirked a little. “I have something that will cool you off a little, if you don’t mind.”  

“Yes, please.” Your breathing began to regulate as you laid there, the sheets wrinkled where your hands were holding onto them.  

“Understood.” he reached behind him, withdrawing one of the cubes of ice from the bucket that held the demonus and wine. He held it up proudly, watching as a bead of liquid fell from his hand as it melted in his grasp. He looked at your closed eyes, letting out a breathy laugh as he placed the ice on your thighs, reveling in the sharp gasp that you let out.  

“It feels nice, does it not?” He dragged the ice around your skin, slowly working his way up to your chest. He delicately circled it around your areola, admiring the goosebumps that began to litter your skin.  

“S-so cold...” You groaned out, gripping the sheets again.  

“Of course, it is, Dove, it’s frozen.”  

He continued his cold torture until the ice melted, grazing his eyes over the little droplets of water on your skin, your hair standing on end.  

“Now then.” He flicked the water off his hands and onto your shivering body, shifting to position himself between your legs. He rubbed himself up and down your folds, coating the head in your arousal. And with that, he pushed it in, throwing his head back and letting out a throaty groan as you sucked him in.  

Hypersensitive from the last two orgasms, you began to twitch and tremble right off the bat, even as he stood still. He grabbed ahold of your legs and leaned down, coaxing them over his shoulders. The angle at which was positioned made you emit a whine from your throat. He took both of your hands in his, beginning to thrust as he intertwined fingers with you, pressing your arms down onto the mattress.  

He ducked down further to press his lips against yours, the loud sound of wet skin slapping against each other filled the room, overpowering the sound of both you and Lucifer’s moans and groans. He let out a muffled grunt into your mouth, pulling away to ravage your neck again, the deep red marks from before were sure to result in dark purplish green hickeys, but he was prepared for that.  

Who would the avatar of pride be if he weren’t prepared for absolutely anything and everything?  

Your orgasm creeped up faster this time, once again making you shake and convulse with pure, unrestrained pleasure.  

“Good...” He muttered against your skin. “Just hold it out a little longer, I’m closer...”  

With a few more powerful thrusts that were perhaps a little rougher than they needed to be, he pulled out, your legs still resting on his shoulders as he released onto your stomach.  

He panted softly, slowly releasing your hands from his grasp. “I’ll get us both cleaned up just... give me a minute.” He then let out a satisfied sigh, feasting on your body, his masterpiece; with his eyes, soaking up every aspect of you. The sweat lining your forehead, the little bit of drool seeping out of the corner of your mouth, your scarlet red neck, the white lines on your stomach, the small crumbs of leftover wax still sticking to your skin.  

He moved from sitting on his knees to his butt, placing a loving hand on your thigh and gently rubbing at your slightly red flesh, shocked from both the heat of the wax and the chilling coldness of the ice.  

He sent you a drowsy smile, one that makes your heart melt. He was always so much more vulnerable, so much rawer after sex.  

After a few minutes, he clambered off the bed and picked you up with ease, carrying you off to his bathroom. He nudged open the door with his hip and set you on the counter, placing a soft kiss on your forehead as he waltzed over to the tub. He turned on the water, grabbing a washcloth and dunking it in the cold water. He came back over to you, gently wiping off the white liquid from your stomach with the washcloth.  

“I know it’s cold, but it will come off easier this way.” he whispered to you, making quick work of cleaning you off.  

Once he was sure the water was heated up enough and the bath was filled, he picked you back up and set you on the edge of the tub. “Care to get in?” 

You brushed your fingers across the thick bubbles on top. Does... 

Does Lucifer own bubble bath?... 

The Avatar of Pride takes bubble baths 

Amazing.  

You slid into the warm water, letting it work its magic against your tense muscles. The bubbles reached your chin, and smelled very faintly of lavender and roses.  

“I’ll be right back, I’m going to put out the candles, Love.” He left the room, leaving you to your thoughts briefly.  

What did you do to deserve him? To deserve being treated like royalty from someone you assumed hated you from the very beginning? 

He came back, wasting no time getting into the bath with you, which was more than big enough to hold two people. He scooted up closer to you, slumping against the edge of the tub.  

Lucifer kissed your cheek, sighing softly in your ear, the taste of salt strong on his lips.  

“I love you, Lucifer, Avatar of Pride.” 

“I know.” 

He laughed, the noise vibrating deep from within his chest. A true, hearty, laugh, that was a rare sound from him, even between the two of you. “And I love you, too.” 

[tears0fsatan]

Please do some size difference with the bros, Male!MC is far too big for them (even under his belt ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) nsfw HCs pls

𖥻 characters... lucifer, mammon, leviathan, satan, asmodeus, beelzebub, belphegor x m!reader [separate]

𖥻 genre... nsfw headcanons + drabbles

𖥻 warnings... nsfw!! taller amab mc! minors, ageless blogs and fem aligned will be blocked, dom!mc, mentioned public sex [lucifer&asmo&belphie oh my], edging [mammon], thigh riding [mammon&belphie], mentions of toys!! [mammon&satan], dacryphilia [levi to be expected really], a lil bit of pet play / roleplay ??? [satan.. i have no explanation], cockwarming! [levi&beel&belphie mm], mirror sex [asmo, again, to be expected], mentioned food play [beel, wow who'da thunk], a bit of degradation?, praise!!

𖥻 a.n... OH BOY OH BOY DO I LOVE THIS!!! ngl this whole concept has been PLAGUING my mind for a while now >:D though this did divulge into general nsfw hcs... i tried ㅠㅠ

… ♥��� ?! lucifer

when he first saw you he was a little taken aback

 i mean, it's not everyday you see a demon, much less a human, bigger than his brother beelzebub

had no dirty thoughts about you being freakishly large until you cornered him in the HOL hallway (you didn't even mean to, you had been trying to ask him a question about your tasks for a couple of days now but he kept shrugging you off so you resorted to, essentially, kabedoning him)

my god did that set off fantasies he thought he had buried centuries ago

i beg of you, kabedon this demon every chance you get. he'll act like he's furious but the bright blush on his face and the shakiness in his voice says otherwise

hates to admit how much it turns him on when you hold him from behind

will Not let you sit him on your lap in front of anyone

but in private... he fucking loves it.

that being said, absolutely loves riding you

especially when he's on your lap because he can feel your broad chest against his back and your dick deliciously stretching him out

love love loves it when you degrade him and roughen him up a little

our lil sadist is also quite the masochist <3

you've felt his hole twitch when you called him a bitch in heat and boy do you love abusing that knowledge now

ok time for dick talk lol

he was ... a little intimidated at first (you'll never hear that from him though) he certainly wasn't expecting you to be lengthier than any other person he'd ever been with

but after enough prep ... hell he could not get enough of the feeling of you inside of him

demons, you fit him better than anyone, and he's taken diavolo before!

your dick fits so snug in his prideful lil hole <3

fucking against a wall was not something lucifer thought he'd enjoy but here we are.

first time it happened you were so horny you couldn't stop yourself from taking him in a supply closet at RAD

he whines so loud when you're fucking him rough against a wall, even louder when it's at RAD (he's ashamed that it's happened more than once but hell is the thrill intoxicating)

"fuck luci, i can't hold back. please, i know you want to." you rasped in his ear, your hands finding home on his hips as you pressed yourself into his back.

"mc, we're at RAD.." lucifer looked around, clearly flustered, worried that a student would find him in such a compromising state.

"can't you feel how needy i am for you?" you asked, pressing your hips further into his ass while kissing up and down his nape.

"mc!" lucifer yelped, taken aback at the mere thought of having sex on such prestigious grounds, "we are on school grounds 一 i expect you to be orderly."

you let out a playful whine, "are you telling me to be on my best behaviour, luci? are you sure i'm the one that should be told that when you've been grinding your hips back against mine like a bitch in heat?~♡"

… ♥︎ ?! mammon

lol don't think you'd have to be that big to tower over mammon but i'll lay low on the short king slander for now

loves how small you make him feel

loves being around you and taking up your space lolol

fuck personal space bro!

he clings onto your arm, will fling himself across your lap, makes you piggy back him (hey listen, it's not cus he wants to be near ya or experience what it's like to be taller okay! it's cus he needs to make sure yer under control from up there!)

feel like missionary and mating!! press!! are his favourite positions

likes missionary because he will literally cum untouched if you hold his wrists in one hand n grip his hip in your other :(((

mating press because it's so intimate and he thrives off being near you and your attention on him

has to feel you, will whine and beg just to touch you

he's just overall very whiny? and whimpers a lot even when you're just touching him :(

likes when you add 'my' before every pet name when referring to him

makes him feel so loved and special

we all know this greedy bastard has a praise kink.. its canon bro LOL

tell him he's a good boy while giving him a handjob!! NOW!!!

he loves!!!! how big your dick is

i just know he cried and mumbled how you couldn't possibly fit him when you guys first had sex

surprise!!! you managed it somehow

from time to time he'll worry that you won't fit, but you always prove him wrong

became such a cockslut lolol

DOES get cock drunk <333

won't ever admit to it though

... unless you edge it out of him

my god is he fucking loud when you edge him

says he hates it but don't let that fool you the second oldest is a huge masochist

edge him when he's been especially naughty

for example when he still uses your money to gamble even after continuously telling you he'll pay you back. hold his wrists in one hand while the other plays with his dick (maybe even use a toy if he's spent an absurd amount of money) and don't let up until he's a shaking, crying mess beneath you.

don't do it too often or else he might start getting out of line just to get one of your punishments <3

OR MAKE HIM RIDE YOUR THIGH AND DON'T LET HIM CUM MMM

"didn't i tell you? this isn't the first time it's happened, baby." you kept dragging your hand up and down his shaft, questioning him further, knowing full well every single word was going through one ear and out the next.

"mc! please let me cum! ple一please!" admist his crying, the demon's voice cracked in the middle of his sentence. while normally mammon would get embarrassed when his voice cracked, he was too distracted by your hand to realise.

"you promised me you wouldn't do it again." you tsked, your pace increasing for a short while before slowing down when he didn't reply, making you paused your ministrations.

the demon looked up in a panic, a flurry of tears falling down his face. "mc! i'm sorry! i promise i won't do it again! i mean it! just一 please! please let me cum!" mammon whined out, desperate to reach his high after all this time.

"you better not do it again or i won't be as kind." you picked up your pace again, finally giving what he wanted.

… ♥︎ ?! leviathan

he's always had a size kink try me.

found it through anime naturally

always wanted to be coddled and teased the way the short one usually is

didn't think it would ever happen since y'know, he's quite tall all things considered

you jus love shakin up his world don't ya

OKAY HEAR ME OUT,,, lets say you went into the kitchen to get a snack right. howeverrr, you see a sweet lil demon gettin something from one of the top cupboards. now.. the island is behind him which gives you the perfect opportunity to slide behind him, pressing him against the counter, grabbing his hips and whispering "'scuse me darl" as you go by, making sure to linger just a few moments more than necessary.

his reaction is tooth achingly sweet :((

he pauses before he realises what just happened and then he's out the door in a heartbeat

immediately runs up to his room because he popped a boner n is so embarrassed :(

he thought those things only happened in anime?!??!?!?!?!?

first time he saw your dick he nearly fainted lolol

i mean cmon now ... poor nerds a virgin okay, he's only ever seen the dicks from hentai and lets be real hentai cocks aren't the most pleasing things to view

cried when you first put it in

doesn't think he'll ever get used to how big you are no matter how much you prep and stretch him out <3

any pet name you call him will be returned with a hard clench from his fucked out hole lolol

massive praise kink too!

definitely thought you would be the one cockwarming him while he gamed but boy was he wrong

he gets so whiny and wanton when you tell him you'll only move if he wins that round but then that round turns into the next round... then the next

you keep telling him that over and over until he's crying and begging

"please, please mc! i 一 i won the game! see! please move!" leviathan cried out, trying so desperately to move his hips but you kept a tight grip.

"hmm~? you have been a good boy.. should i reward you now, hm?" you teased, ever so slightly grinding down the shaking demons ass onto you.

"yes! yes yes, i've been a good boy! please-please let me move!" levi begged, letting out such sweet and desperate noises it almost made you want to tease him more. but, you were a forgiving human. so you relented, he did technically earn his reward.

… ♥︎ ?! satan

honestly probably just as pervy as levi

has read many homoerotic novels and found himself fantasising as the smaller lover than the big one

quickly disregarded those thoughts until you came along hubba hubba

you were like a character from one of his books come to life

he wasn't about to let this opportunity escape his grasp

doesn't show it but is very flustered when you subtly remind him of the height difference between the two of you

ESPECIALLY when you use your height to tease him

he'll act like he's pissed but really fucking enjoys it

he loves the thrill and chase of teasing

am i insinuating he's a bit of a brat?? mayhaps.

PLEASEEE call him a little kitten. bro will cum untouched.

LOVES WHEN YOU LEAVE MARKS ON HIM!!! it pisses off lucifer when you mark him up somewhere visible and satan relishes in lucifers gloom

i think he'd really like being tied up.......

maybe not full on bondage but restrict his hands from touching you probably gets him a lil riled up

choked on his own spit when he first saw your cock

you definitely escaped from a book

nearly broke up with you because he genuinely believed you wouldn't be able to get in him without ripping him in half

prep him enough and stretch him out with various buttplugs and toyys and you'll be good to go!!

methinks he would like sucking you off while wearing cat ears or some shit.... it's so degrading and filthy and he lives for it.

LIKE IMAGINE he's on his knees, you can see the tip of the tail from his butt plug peaking out from behind him, he has a matching set of ears that sit atop of his head, his face is beet red and his hands are trying to hide his hard cock

probably has a secret collection of collars (some with bells too!) and leashes amongst his butt plugs lolol

your dick is so big he had so much trouble wrapping his lips around you at first :(

has to use his fingers because he just can't take all of you in his mouth

kinda gets off to the stretch every time you put it in.. there's something so addicting to it? (he feels like your dick moulds his hole so he can only take you and no one else)

the avatar of wrath sat on his knees, staring up expectedly at you, or more so, your dick. if his tail were real, there was no doubt it would be flicking back and forth, oh so prettily.

you cooed and stroked his hair, "you wanna suck me off, hmm kitten?"

the demon didn't reply verbally, choosing to nuzzle the hand that rested on his cheek and blinking his eyes up at you. his reaction was all you needed to know, but you wanted to hear it from him directly.

"you gotta use your words, baby." you reminded softly, your hand leaving his face. he chased after your hand, looking as if he were holding back a whine.

"yes, i wanna suck your... dick." satan stumbled over his words, feeling so beyond shameful as his current behaviour was a huge contrast to his usual poised manner.

"that's a good boy~"

… ♥︎ ?! asmodeus

oh i just know he had the nastiest, dirtiest, absolutely foulest thoughts the moment he laid eyes on you

he knew you would be blessed down there

i think he'd have a small thing for your shoulders?? i feel like he'd be enamoured with how large your build is and tends to hold onto your shoulders a lot

he loves touching you, holding you, anything to keep you close to him

he just wants to touch and see and all his senses to be filled by you (probably has something to do with how your embrace makes him forget about all his big responsibilities as the avatar of lust, he can just focus on you and your loving hold)

he will press himself against you regardless of what position you've put him in

adores being called doll, the way it rolls off your tongue can (and has) made him pop one

prefers to be in between your legs with his back to your chest in front of a mirror

god he gets so needy when you tease him in front of a mirror

because you're sitting behind him and he can see just how much larger you are compared to him and hell he can't control himself

if u wanna punish him... blindfold him n press him against the mirror while dirty talking. bro. BRO.

whines real loud if you tell him how pretty he is and how much of a shame it is he can't see omg

will literally beg

TEASES YOU IN PUBLIC!!!!

always grinds on you at parties

one time he teased you by grinding on some lowly succubus so naturally you fucked his brains out in the bathroom <3

has fondled you under the table at restaurants and RAD

i mean, it always gets you to fuck him somewhere by the end of the night, so why not have a little fun and rile you up?

had literal heart eyes when he first saw your dick lololol (don't ask how, he's THE asmodeus bro, anything is possible with him)

has had many lovers who were bigger than him but none of them filled him up better than you.

you stretch him out in all the right ways and he love love loves it!!

has declared you his favourite dick owner!

i mean, why go to other people when you satisfy him better than anyone he's ever fucked (and that says a lot coming from the literal avatar of lust)

"asmo baby," you cooed, thrusting upwards knowing you were hitting him in the spot he loved the most, "you look so pretty right now."

your praise only made the demon moan louder, you were sure the entire neighbourhood could hear him at this point.

you knew he wanted to give back a smart reply, but you thrusted before he got the opportunity. it resulted in asmodeus releasing the loudest, wanton moan you've ever heard.

"fuck 一 mc 一 s-shit 一 i wanna see!" the demon whined, trying to wiggle his hands out of your grasp to, you assume, take off the blindfold.

"i told you no, my little minx. don't make me use a ballgag next time~" you teased, though you did linger on the idea. from the twitch of asmodeus' dick, you could tell he liked the thought too.

… ♥︎ ?! beelzebub

was very surprised when he first saw you, so much so that he followed you around because he's never seen a demon, let alone a human, as large as you

he was curious okay!!!

at first it was because he wanted to know how much you ate to be so gigantic

but then.... he started feeling things when he saw the way you ate certain things (SHUT UP CLASSIC BANANA PENIS COMPARISON OKAY)

couldn't help but feel flustered when he hugged you because that was the first time he'd ever felt enveloped? he felt so secure in your arms (foreshadowing)

LISTEN OK LISTEN THIS MAN SECRETLY LOVES BEING BABIED

yes, he loves being the biggest, strongest demon lord who looks after his brothers but he likes being cared for too

while on topic, he really gets off to you simply calling him little one

its so foreign to him but when you call him that with your hand wrapped around his dick?? oh my demon lord.

probably also likes being called honey, sweets, peach anything of that sort really

is a little uncomfortable with being the bottom so expect it to not happen often

i totally see him being a service sub who's eager to please

like you'll sit him on your lap and jerk the both of you off but he gets so desperate because you feel so nice against him he can't stop himself from grinding on you

is open to try new things though!! anything to please you!!

because of that... you've definitely done something with food

hmm.. i wonder what happened the night after you and beel made a mess of belphie's cream puff in the kitchen~

safe to say, you smelled like chocolate and whipped cream for the next few days and who would beelzebub be if he didn't savour it? you were practically a snack made for him and you exploited that <3

was a little surprised with how big you were and it took him some time to get used to you (geez he didn't know you humans could pack something so big)

has to use his hands to palm the rest of your cock while he tries to take you in his mouth

BRO he loves sucking your dick

reminds him of a giant lollypop n it can keep him going for hours (use that to your advantage <3)

like cmon now thats to be expected from the avatar of gluttony

more than happy to sit underneath your desk with his mouth on your length while you do your homework

"you're doing so well, baby." you cooed without looking down at your demon, feeling his moan reverberate through your dick, using everything in your power to not fuck his face. this assignment was due tomorrow and while you loved playing with beelzebub, you couldn't risk your grades.

... until the avatar of gluttony decided that he wanted your attention and sucked your tip while playing with you balls, causing you to let out a loud moan. you gave a warning look to beelzebub, though you knew, regretfully, your homework wouldn't be the center of attention tonight.

… ♥︎ ?! belphegor

thought you were a hallucination at first

i mean, what the fuck are you why are you so massive

not to mention that you're fucking human??????!?!?

spent all his time thinking about what he'd do to you when he finally gets released (some thoughts definitely made him do a double take and get angry with himself, no matter how jaw dropping-ly hunky you were, you were still a human regardless)

then he got to know you and well.. those types of thoughts were more than welcome LMFAO

ohoho he had so many plans

literally yelped when he first saw your dick

again, are you fucking sure you're human???????

ain't no way... you have to be part elephant or something right???

don't worry, you assured him you were 100% human that night <3

after that night he became so fucking needy lolol

but also a huge, shameless brat

will tease you in public because he knows you'll put him in his place when you two get home

like for example, if he's sitting on your lap in public (be it he wanted a comfortable place to nap or just purely wanted to mark his territory) will eventually grind on you

he'll also say the freakiest, most outta pocket shit out in public because he loves seeing your reaction

also likes teasing you in front of lucifer! it pisses his older brother off and it entertains the shit out of him

also knows he can get away with it a lot because he could always use "being sleepy" as an excuse

he's so whiny when you barely touch him :(

likes cuddling you to sleep .... but more often than not it leads to morning sex lolol

also very clingy!!

will wanna cockwarm you while you do work because he wants to be close to you (always says it's because he wants to catch up on missed time but really you just feel so comfortable and warm and the perfect place to rest in)

you will find him cockwarming you when you wake up, not that you have anything to complain about

belphegor shot you an 'innocent' smile as he walked away from you like he didn't just describe how he was going to milk you until dawn.

you grit teeth and let out a deep breath, trying to calm yourself down and not take him in the nearest alleyway. before the demon could get away, you pulled him by the arm and kept a tight grip on your shoulder.

"you should know better than to wind me up in public." you spat out, your voice barely above a hushed whisper. if his giggle was anything to go by, you guessed he was feeling a little excited by your reaction.

"just wait." you gave him a firm warning before letting go of his arm. you knew you were only waltzing into his little game, but you'd be a fool to admit you didn't enjoy playing as well.

© 2022 TEARS0FSATAN. please don’t repost, modify or translate my works anywhere!

[kilstrife]

Could I please request a lil’ OM!Lucifer smut? Any variety, whatever you like 💖

ଘ. note ⸝⸝ thanks for requesting, nonnie! i hope this is okay <3

thinkin’ about tutor!lucifer who takes it upon himself to teach you the basics of devildom history, since you clearly can’t learn it by yourself. you flunked your last test, and he was livid to say the least—but there’s a crumb of sympathy that he has for you, since you’d only arrived in the devildom a few months ago. he keeps his cock buried inside you, since that’s all you seem to be good for. his voice is firm and clear, and there’s barely a flush on his cheeks as he explains a particularly difficult concept. you struggle to pay attention because his fat cock is stretching you out so fucking good, brushing up against all the right spots. you’re trying not to squirm in his lap, not wanting to hear him scold you for being such a desperate little bitch, but you’re bordering on hysteria. it clicks in your fuzzy brain why his brothers call him a sadist; he’s so cruel, only giving you half a taste of what you truly desire. and he doesn’t relent until you remember the answer to each and every question on the practice test.

[clappingdiascheekslikeimbongocat]

I once had this thought: If I were to write an Ace Attorney AU/crossover of ToT, Marius would 100% be Rosa's assistant. They bounce ideas off each other all the time, and Rosa's brilliance shines best when they're paired together. Every other love interest somewhat eclypses her, while investigating with Marius actually does feel like teamwork. When this dynamic includes romance elements you get TV shows like Castle or Lucifer. I mean, all three of them are eccentric rich dudes who decide to work as consultants to solve murders. Also, he's the only love interest that has been accused of murder. Considering Maya Fey's track record, he fits the profile to a T lol.

As for the others, Artem feels like the tutorial's assistant. Reliable and kind (except for you-know-who and Phoboenix), but the game only kicks off once they are no longer available to the player for whatever circumstances. If they hung around too long, it would dim the spotlight meant for the main character. You don't want to have a legal Deus Ex Machina hanging around your budding attorney MC. The only way for her to grow is to step out of Artem's umbrella.

Luke is a mix of Ema Skye and Shi-Long Lang. He's alright for a case or two, but the forensic elements can get tedious pretty fast, which creates a clusterfuck, like with AA1's Rise of the Ashes. Also, it feels like he's the one 'in charge'. Maybe not of the investigation as a whole, but he often gets reduced to playing bodyguard, which is an awful choice, narratively speaking. Why make the MC stagger on the tightrope when everyone is aware there's a safety called Luke right by her side, ready to catch her? In most circumstances there's just no real tension. There's a reason why Sherlock Holmes is the main character of all his stories, even if they are written from the perspective of Dr. Watson. Having the protagonist reduced to playing a support role constantly is one of the most boring things an author can do.

As to investigating with Vyn, it feels a lot like facing prosecutor Blackquill in a trial. You know he's gonna mess with your head, the suspect's head, witnesses, the judge and fuck, even the entire gallery is going to be subjected to his mind games now. You have a theory? Oh, great. Allow him to guide you into talking yourself out of it. Wait does that mean he knows who the culprit is? Of course he does, but seeing you struggle to put the pieces together is far more entertaining than giving you any hints because he's a lovable, sadistic little fucker... All the time, he's toying with the MC and, by extension, the reader. Rather than working as a consultant (or a prosecutor, in Blackquill's case), he's just a psychology expert that feels the need to actively poke and prod every single person related to the case because he finds it entertaining.

He's a spider, and everyone he comes across gets added onto its web of deceptions and obscurantism. Which is exactly why I'll never stop comparing Vyn to Hannibal Lecter. He might no eat people keyword being might cause idk man, but c'mon. "Genius psychiatrist of noble birth. He solves murders as a hobby while actively fucking with people's heads in the process and is a shady, cryptic lil' fuck. Oh, he also for some reason really enjoys cooking! Yum!" It's just such a very niche trope. It can't be a frigging coincidence, can it?!?

marius von hagen is such a refreshing character to do investigations with cuz,, there's no sense of being being below him or above him.

like with luke, he knows mc can get to their own conclusions but why should they? he can do the heavy work!

with vyn, it's more of mc playing catch up so that he can show off to mc. he already has the whole thing figured out, he's just waiting on mc to come to their own conclusion so that he can either correct them or show off.

with artem, and i mean this lovingly, he's also making mc play a bit of catch up but bc he's acting a bit as a teacher. artem guides mc to the answer, but it's a bit different as he's waiting for them to move on together.

marius works in tandem. he's with mc every step of the way and tells him what they think. while all boys do listen to their theories, marius is actively throwing counterpoints without sugarcoating it.

idk i just think marius is a very good investigation partner

[boxbusiness]

Tagged to do this Obey Me OC Template (Link) by @razzledazzle17

Decided to just make a new post cuz it would be a hella long chain >>” I picked my lil’ ol’ DiaLuci love child~ *Edited some things out the template if I didn’t have an answer or didn’t quite apply

Obey Me OC

Personal - Basics

[Name] Adrammelech, Addy

[Race/Species]

Demon [x] Angel [] Human [] Other: []

[Age] Unknown

[Birthday] Unknown

[Height] 6ft 1in (I wanted Addy to be between the heights of Lucifer/Diavolo)

[Fingernail Polish Color(s)] Black polish, but their ring fingers have red polish

[Hair color/description] Short wavy black hair, the bangs in the front fade into a red

Personal - In-depth

[Gender or no | Pronoun(s)] Non-Binary, They/them

[Sexual/Romantic Orientation or lack thereof] Asexual/Panromantic

[Favorite Color(s)] Black, Red, Gold, Blue

[Personality] Generally friendly, and respectful, but can be a tease. Has moments of being childish and at the same time can be serious/mature. Potentially sadistic

Personal - Other

[Likes] Their parents/family, coffee/tea, formal attire, the beach, dahlias/gardening

[Dislikes] Disrespect towards their parents, untidiness, not getting enough sleep, dark wooded areas

[Positive Traits] Their politeness and well mannered behavior, willing to lend a hand to help out

[Negative Traits] Easily gets convinced into shenanigans, Can be obsessive, Not easy to calm down when aggressive

Relationships

*Now I’m not quite far in the Addy’s Origins comic to explain most of these relationships and the comic is supposed to short so Addy doesn’t meet everyone anyway but these are how the relationships would be if I had time to display them. Also slight spoilers here, but it gets decided later to keep Addy being a love child a secret from everyone. The only ones who know are Diavolo, Lucifer, Barbatos, Solomon and maaaaaaybe Simeon. I haven’t decided if I want him in the loop. So Addy thinks of Lucifer’s bros as uncles but they don’t know that they view them as such.

[With Demons]

Lucifer - As their dad, Addy loves and respects him very much, but is aware of Lucifer’s apprehension to except them as their child due to their mysterious appearance. That being said Addy is patient and willing to work hard to earn Lucifer’s approval.

Mammon - The cool uncle, though Addy understands a lot of Mammon’s actions cause his dad stress, they have a soft spot for him since Mammon actually cares and is nice. They do appreciate that Mammon is willing to include them in his schemes.

Leviathan - The quiet uncle, They don’t quite see eye to eye sometimes as Addy is a more active individual, but is very interested and happy when Levi shares his hobbies with them.

Satan - The brother uncle, technically speaking Satan is both their uncle and a brother of sorts, but disregarding the strange family tree situation Addy views him more of an older sibling. They respect him, but disapprove of his untidy room and rebel behavior towards Lucifer at times.

Asmodeus - The Alabama uncle, Asmo will always be an Asmo so he does flirt and get a little handsy with Addy, though they laugh it off as Asmo being affectionately quirky. They often will got to Asmo for outfit advice and accessories since he is the most fashionable of his uncles.

Beelzebub - The sporty uncle, Beel’s appetite does surprise and scare them at times, but Addy enjoys the times when Beel exercises and plays sports with them.

Belphegor - The complicated uncle, Addy is bothered by Belphie’s disrespect towards his dad and father in the past and finds it hard to talk to him for that reason. However, they are aware that Belphie deep down cares, so they make an effort to be cordial with him.

Diavolo - As his father, Addy also loves and respects him very much. They are aware of his position as future King, and much like Lucifer, is careful to not make him look bad. They have a closer bond with each other considering both share friendly/childish behavior.

Barbatos - The unofficial uncle, Addy is very curious about Barbatos’ history and is appreciative that he takes care of his father. They enjoy learning about things from Barbatos and often go to him for advice if he doesn’t seek it from their parents.

[With Angels]

Simeon - Addy can be slightly shy towards Simeon as they don’t particularly have a sense of what angels are really like. They can sense that their father has his issues with angels, but is also aware that their dad is close or at least once was so they remain friendly Simeon.

Luke - Being quite young in appearance, Addy doesn’t take as much caution around Luke as they do with Simeon. They would take part in the running chihuahua joke that their dad and uncles started.

Michael - They don’t have a lot of information about Michael so they only have a neutral opinion of him.

[With Humans]

Solomon - They view Solomon in a similar light to Barbatos. Curious about his past, but willing to trust him. Addy is also interested in learning magic from him considering he’s a powerful sorcerer.

Favorite Things About the Devildom

[Favorite Job(s)] The royal Library/The Mausoleum, They share a fondness for books (not quite on the level of their ‘brother’) and they wish to feel closer to their passed relatives

[Favorite Place(s) to Hang at] RAD, The House of Lamentation, Lord Diavolo’s Castle

[Favorite Food(s)] Behemoth Salisbury Steak

[Favorite Class Subject(s)] Cursed Music

Least Favorite Things About the Devildom

[Least Favorite Job(s)] The Fall, getting gawked at by multiple lewd demons can be overwhelming

[Least Favorite Places to Go] The forbidden woods (Idk the proper name of the area. I couldn’t find it on the wiki but ya know that forest area scene we sometimes see)

[Least Favorite Foods] Foods that should be warm/hot being served cold/room temp

[Disliked Class Subject(s)] Mathematics

[Stuff that Can be Considered a Negative About Devildom] They do wish there was some sort of sun like in the human world

Personality Chart

I don’t tag but hop in if you want~ 🍑🍑🍑

[moemammon]

The demon brothers reacting to MC dropping their phone on their face while laying down:

Lucifer

Why are you laying around on your phone anyway? Why, because Lucifer was buried in paperwork and couldn't give you the time of day!

He wanted to, of course, but you knew better than to pester this workaholic while he was doing stuff.

So instead, you decided to keep him company with your presence, rather than your words. And he appreciates it. Having you around clears his head and encourages him to work faster, somehow.

Maybe it's because he wants to get back to you as quickly as he can? He's rather spend time with you, anyway.

And it seemed like you'd need it since you just destroyed your nose with your phone.

All you wanted was to scroll through the group texts to pass the time.... why did gravity betray you like this...

Lucifer hears the soft smack of your phone against your face, and the grunt of pain that follows it.

He doesn't even need to look up. He knows what happened. Maybe he's trying to spare your feelings?

You don't see it, but a smile tugs at the corners of his lips. What a sadist...

"I did tell you to sit properly while you use your D.D.D., didn't I? I hope you've learned your lesson."

You narrow your eyes at the demon, not sure whether to be embarrassed or irritated.

Lucifer finally looks up at you with that judging gaze of his. But he's not going to mock you, of course! The eldest is too mature for that.

"Maybe it's time I took a break. It seems that you need something other than your D.D.D. to keep you busy."

So all you had to do was pull a Mammon and he’d start paying attention to you, huh?

You make a mental note of that.

Mammon

You were in Mammon's room, lounging around in comfortable silence. You were laying across his sofa on your back, arms propped up to hold your phone over your face while you watched a video.

And that's when the inevitable happened. Your fingers slipped, and....

The moment your phone makes contact with your face, Mammon's practically in tears.

Seriously. He has to shove his face into his pillow so he can calm himself down. But did you HEAR the sound you just made-

He's dropped his phone on his face so many times that he's glad HE gets to laugh for once, instead of the other way around!

He feels your pain though, so once he recovers from laughing for ten years, he asks if your nose is okay

Which you reply that it is not.

May he offer you a bandaid in these trying times?

"Don't look at me like that! I already said I was sorry for laughing at ya, didn't I?? C'mon MC... Oi, don't ignore me!"

Levi

Levi's back is to you and his eyes are trained on his computer screen, watching the pixilated game characters move across the screen.

You don't mind, since you're absorbed in your own game, a new mobile mmorpg he introduced you to!

And you've taken the liberty of stealing his bathtub bed for yourself, and we're currently laying on your back, arms raised high as if that would channel power into your character's move combo.

But it seems like you got a little too excited, because your phone slipped out of your grasp, and right into your poor face.

When you yelped, Levi pauses his game and takes his headset off to see what??? you just did??

Then he sees it.

His dear Henry has lost the battle against their D.D.D... he knows you fought honorably...

No but seriously, you good?

He's probably the one who's done it the most out of all of his brothers, what with all of his hobbies involving browsing the internet.

"Uh... I don't have any ice, but you can use this soda can..? It's still cold."

Thanks Levi. That was very poggers of you.

Satan

You were laying about, scrolling the internet to figure out the meaning of a word you'd just read.

Impignorate??? What was THAT. Not even Satan had an answer, so you had to rely on google to give you a hand.

Speaking of hands, yours decided to betray you and send your phone into your face, which Satan just witnessed.

He was mostly paying attention to the book his nose was buried in, but he’d sneak glances at you from time to time.

And he just happened to get lucky enough to witness your murder

This man lets out a very audible "Pfft-"

He was trying not to laugh. He swears. It's just that the sound of the phone hitting your face was just

Chef kiss

And now he will offer you a kiss, too, to your lil red nose.

He gets up to make sure you're good, still obviously laughing about it.

"Maybe you should sit up next time you use your D.D.D., hm?"

Now where have you heard that one-

He's definitely logging that memory into his brain forever though lmao

He didn't know humans could make a sound like that

Asmo

Does this scenario even need explaining??

There was nothing unusual about you and Asmo laying around his enormous bed, scrolling through devilgram, fashion blogs, and rolling over to show each other your latest internet find.

But all that rolling around and laughing came at a price...

That price being the structural integrity of your skull, after your phone just dive bombed into it.

Asmo IMMEDIATELY sits up

If there's anyone who knows how dangerous a blow to the face can be, it's Asmo!

He's not even laughing about it. Just cupping you're cheeks and checking you over like a worried wife mom

"Are you okay?? Nothing seems to be swelling, and I don't see any bruises... How's your nose? Does it hurt?? I'll get you some ice! We don't want any marks on that adorable face of yours!"

Nurse Asmo will heal your superficial wounds

Speeds up the recovery process with a million butterfly kisses all over your face

May or may not turn into a few kisses going lower and lower, until-

Anyway, just be careful next time, okay? You nearly gave him a heart attack!

Beel

What do you do when you run out of ideas for what to make for dinner?

You look to the internet for some recipes! Preferably easy ones that can be made quickly and in huge batches, per Beel's request.

He's looking, too! There are plenty of cookbooks to flip through, so while you handle the googling, he's busy... drooling over the photos in the books.

At this rate, he might just eat the books themselves...

So you get up from your cozy lounge spot on the counter- Or, that was the plan anyway. But one thing led to another, and the only thing moving was your cell phone.

Rapidly.

Toward your face.

Beel hears the smack and then the curse you mumble under your breath, and looks over with worry.

His hunger is temporarily forgotten since he's got to make sure you're okay. Humans are fragile, after all!

Maybe not fragile enough to seriously be hurt by something like this, but he still doesn't like when you get hurt.

"Are you okay..? That sounded like it hurt."

Carefully inspecting your face. When he concludes that you seem perfectly fine, he gives your hair an affectionate ruffle.

"Why don't we look through the cookbooks together? I found a recipe that looks tasty. I want to make it with you."

The pain in your face seems to fly away in the presence of this sunshine man.... you have truly been blessed...

Belphie

Hanging out under the stars with Belphie was always so relaxing. You couldn't get enough of it!

And this time, you had the great idea of snapping a few photos of the display above your heads.

After a couple of selfies and a few shots overhead, to position your phone to take one last photo of yourself and Belphegor, when your finger slips.

Belphie has abandoned you.

He rolls away at light speed to prevent the phone from possibly hitting HIM, and lets you take the hit.

You've never felt more betrayed....

And he has the nerve to chuckle???

He grabs your phone from your face, inching close enough to look you over.

"Sorry. I didn't want to get hit. That must've hurt, huh?"

Yeah, no kidding.

Probably imitates the sound you made at random times throughout the day just to get on your nerves tbh

He's annoyingly good at it, too

Evil man

Gremlin

[sparkbeast20]

Chapter 5 : Demons in the Woods

This Chapter is part of "Seven Masters" an Roleswap AU.

Ch.1 Ch.2 Ch.3 Ch.4

Synopsis: Once all three D.D.D dies, Satan, Beel, and Belphie are walking through the woods with only the moonlight lighting their path.

Warning: Swearing, Injury, and Drowning

“Shit!” Satan curse as his phone flash the dead battery icon. “Welp! My phone is dead. And seeing that you two didn’t even think of bring your phones with you. I guess we’re walking through the woods in pitch black. With some moonlight far in between due to we’re at the deep parts of the woods”

“Maybe we should walk back?” Beel asks while looking over his shoulder, he just has this feeling that they’re being watch by something or someone. But the other two are more focus on finding a way out or meeting up with the others.

“It’s too late to go back” Belphie answer his twin “beside you think that Lucifer will stay put knowing that Mammon and MC are here”

“You got a point” Beel reply

“And besides. If we just walk under the moonlight, we can see a clearing up ahead-” Suddenly Belphie heard a branch snapping “What was that!” then few more branches start snapping and the rustling leaves above them.

All three look up, then the noises stop but the leaves fall, a sign that something is within the trees. Satan notice something and focus on the thing that is hiding in the dark. Then the things shifted and open its eyes to reveal two different glowing eyes. One teal and the other light pink. Then the thing smiles showing its fangs.

“Run” Satan mutter, without hesitation all three-start running.

The thing chuckles before leaping up above the trees and spread its wings and start flying after the brothers, keeping it distant but not too far.

All the while the three brothers are running through the woods, focus on not tripping and get separated. Their hearts are racing and soon they are starting to pant. If they keep running eventually, they’ll get tired and don’t have the strength to fight the thing chasing them.

Then Belphie trip on an expose root.

Satan and Beel saw and try to help, then Satan notice on the left giant crack on the side of the rock formation.

“Beel! Over there” He points and Beel sees it, and the two grab Belphie by the arms and carry him over there. “You two get in!” Belphie got in first “Beel!”

“You get in first Satan” He didn’t want to was time on arguing with him, Satan got in got the crack. And as Beel got half of his body through, he heard leaves and branches breaking. He quickly wiggles in as the sound of foot steps gets louder accompany with growling.

Beel manage to squeeze through the crack, found himself, Satan and Belphie in some sort of pocket cave. All three look to the crack entrance they just coming in through and saw the same two different color glowing eyes looking in, and smile the fangs can be seen even in the dark.

“Shit! That thing isn’t leaving anytime soon.” Satan comments, then he heard it laughing. “You sadistic fuck!”

“You sure you saw the three brothers near here?” you ask the little crow who is porch on your arm, and he nodded.

“Maybe they keep walking” Lucifer asks, but you turn your head away and responds.

“That’s possible, but I heard running nearby so they could be close- Wait!” you stop the brothers and start shuffling the air, before you let out a low growl scaring of Lil M to fly off your arm.

“MC? What’s wrong” Mammon tries to reach and place a hand on your shoulder, but whipped your head at him startling him and the other three brothers, angry look on your face and your eyes glow green like Satan.

“M-M-M-MC? Wha-” before Levi could finish what he was going to say, you ran off towards the direction that you small.

Not wanting to lose you again, the brothers give chase, with Mammon and Levi in front, Asmo in the middle, and Lucifer a couple feet behind.

“Satan, what are we suppose to do?!?” Beel is shielding the two, from the thing trying to claw its way in. opening up the hole, as sound of rocks breaking and claw impacting to the wall

“If that thing gets in, we’re dead-” then the noise stops, and they hear a growling and snarling outside. Then the two noises got louder before it turns into grant and growling and a body throw at the wall.

“You don’t think-”

“MC!” the three heard Levi scream your name, the three quickly move quickly to get out from their hiding spot.

As the got out they saw Asmo helping Lucifer who is leaning on the tree and panting nearby, even with a limited light from the moon, they can tell that is Asmo.

“Asmo, Lucifer!” the two whipped their head and saw the three missing brothers, and quickly Asmo rushes with arms open capture Beel and Belphie in his arms, with Satan manage to avoid it.

“I’m so glad see my brothers- WHERE WERE YOU THREE BEEN!” he wraps his arms around their neck putting the two in a chock hold.

“Asmo that’s enough! We don’t have time for this! We need to catch up with Mammon and Levi”

“Right~” Asmo quickly grab Beel and Belphie’s wrist and start dragging them towards the direction where Mammon and Levi run off to, leaving Lucifer and Satan alone.

Satan sigh, and walks over to Lucifer. But he raises his hand and slowly got up.

“I can stand on my own, go and follow them-”

“And what leave you here, tired and hurt-”

“I’m not hurt!”

“Yes, you fucking are!” Satan voice raise as he clenches his hands into fists. Then he took deep breathes and ran his hand through his hair before look at Lucifer. “I know you don’t like feeling useless, especially in this situation. But the matter of the fact is that we’re all human right now, we have their weakness. And that include body pain.” Lucifer click his tongue at Satan statement, but he goes on. “An over worked body will have, side effect. And you’re feeling them right now. So, please……” Satan reach out his hand to Lucifer “Let me help you this one time, then will start hating on each other once this is all over”

Lucifer take one good look on Satan face before accepting his offer, Satan place Lucifer arms over his shoulder and the two-start walking.

“Once this all over will never speak of this again”

“Agreed”

“Where are they- AAAHH!”

“It’s me, you big baby!” Asmo was about to slap Mammon, when Levi stops him by grab him by the wrist.

“Asmo stop it, we need Mammon’s brain to be working”

“Oi! That’s shouldn’t be the reason not to slap me!” Mammon huffs before looking around. “Damn! Where do you think they gone to?”

“Don’t tell me you last MC again!” Belphie narrow his brow with his arms cross.

“We had to be kept are distances, otherwise we could’ve caught in the cross hand”

“Y-y-yeah! MC was fighting and catching off the other demon in the woods” Levi adds on to Mammon remake.

“So, it was a demon that chase us and cornered us in the cave” Beel interject.

“Okay but why is there a demon in these woods near the house? What demon in their right mind would stay in the woods, while there’s so much good things in town?” Levi comments, in his mind a lower-class demon will never stay in the woods on prepose.

“It was acting more feral, like MC was back in the house once they tasted Beel. But different?”

“Different. How?”

“Like it was toying with us. It flew after us but didn’t swoop down and snitch one of us off the ground, even with the trees covering us, I’ve seen Beel manage to that easily”

“You don’t think- Hey!!” before Mammon could finish what he was going to stay, Lil M swoop down and start pecking him. “Hey is you!” the little crow caw and flew to the left.

“Come I think he found MC!” Belphie was the first one who followed the crow, with the rest right behind him.

Soon they found themselves in a familiar clear path.

“This path leads to the lake!” Beel said it out loud.

As they get close to the lake, Lil M start shirking in a panic, startling the brothers. Levi saw through the path a figure holding you up over it head before throwing you into the lake. Levi Scream and run adrenaline kicking in past Belphie who was shock but kept on running.

The thing looked over its shoulder and smirk before flying off, Levi didn’t get a good look at the thing before he got to the lake. But the matters are getting you out of the lake. All the brothers knows that you can swim. And from Levi saw you were unconscious which made his heart races even faster.

He quickly took his jacket off and jump in, ignoring his brother calling him.

He swam deeper until he saw you clenching your neck and holding your breather with your eyes closes.

He reaches out his hand and get close, but you opened your eyes and is still glowing green and snarl and swipe your claws at him, but he manages to avoid it and swim back a couple of feet with a worried look on his face.

You wince, and place both hands on your mouth as small air bubbles leave your lips.

Levi is scared, you’re confuse and scared, he knows what his about do is crazy, but he need to act quick, so swam close but not too fast with his hands up at chest level.

You whipped your head with brows narrow, but Levi shook his head ‘no’ and place a hand over his mouth. Then an image from your memory of him getting fluster doing the same thing flash in your vision slowly you felt comfort and your wrath dies down.

You shook your head before propel yourself with what little strength you have towards Levi who grab a hold of you and quickly swim you two up, back to the shore.

“Your insane Levi! You can just jump in the lake like that!” Mammon yells at Levi who is panting at the side.

“They were about to drown! I had to do something” Levi fire back.

As the two were at the side the three-brother hover over you as you are in all four not looking up, as you take deep breaths and slowly staidly, you’re breathing.

“MC take it easy.” Asmo wants to comfort you but knowing your state right, it best to touch you right now.

“I’m fine…… Just a couple of bits here and there, scratches on my arms and I think that thing broke a rib. But over all I’m good” your voice sounded hoarse but in the same tone.

“That’s good to hear” Beel sigh in relief and Belphie playful pat his brother’s back.

“We finally caught up with all of you” Satan called, as he and Lucifer came out from the path.

“What happen? Why are Levi and MC all wet?” Lucifer asks

“Mr. shut-in jump into the lake to save MC from drowning. After the other demon threw them in” Mammon answer with his arms cross and looking down at Levi who grant at Mammon’s response.

“Where’s the demon now?”

“Flew off before we even got to the lake”

“I see…Well seem that we found MC, we can all head back home and rest, after this night we all deserve it. And tomorrow will discuss our current situation”

No one will disagree with Lucifer, seeing that all of them are tired and about to pass out.

Mammon sigh and help Levi up back on his feet, Beel walk up to them and help Levi by let him over him.

Seeing that Levi is taking care of, Mammon walks over to you and crouch down.

“Let get back home”

“Are you sure you all want me there?”

“Of course, darling~”

“But what if I lose control”

“Then we’ll make sure that we are out of your reach until to come back to your senses” you look up to see Lucifer in front of you. “Or help you, like you did for us when we were acting like that” he let out his hand “Please love, come back home with us. We want you there even like this”

You looked away for a moment and think about your opinions. If you stay in the woods there is a likely chance that you will see that demon again, but same thing inside you hates to admit that you can win again it and the next time you two meet, you’re not getting out alive.

On the other hand, if you go with them. You get be close to Mammon and making sure his save and regain some of your memory with him and the other brothers, but the chance of you losing control again make you hesitant to choose that opinion. But if their will to let you in even the risk of that.

Maybe the latter is that bad.

You turn and look at Lucifer then his hand, before reach to it slowly and grabbing it and squeezing it tightly.

All of them sigh in their head in relief, as Lucifer help you up.

“That decide then, we’re all going home”

[inb4belphienaps]

Wait did i miss something?

nah it's nothing specific but just me getting fed up with reading the same weird characterizations over n over again whenever i dip into the main tag 💀

RANT AHEAD !!

like don't get me wrong it's hilarious to see ppl run with the idea of lucifer being The Dom D*ddy in every situation imagineable but seeing him still be constantly reduced to nothing beyond that ever since the game came out makes me :/// (he's a dork!!! are we just going to ignore the antics he got up to in audio dramas n the anime???)

he might be the easiest example of this actually so lemme try talking about someone else who suffers at the hands of the om fandom like umm like satan

i don't know whether it's bcos the newer players don't actually bother to play thru the main story at all anymore or whether they're encouraged to think the way they do bcos of what they see becoming popular (i.e. certain headcanons, certain fics, etc.)

but satan has been made into this cold, sadistic, solely-defined-by-his-wrath caricature of what he actually is??? like??? i bet u anything it'll still be the same even after the scene we got in this current event where he was so incredibly upset at the mere possibility of having taken his anger out on mc while under the influence of the cursed mask (i literally wanted to reach thru the screen n give him a hug)

it boggles my mind to think that there are "satan enjoyers" who are running around with this idea n being like "hm yes that makes sense satan rly is a one-dimensional freak that'll snap at any lil ol' thing"

i would argue that he should be in fact the least likely to suffer from this out of all the brothers bcos if not due to how he is in the main story, then at least bcos of how he is in his devilgrams and the daily chats we get (he's anything but!!!!)

satan is an extremely likeable, very down-to-earth and incredibly sweet character (proper malewife material or whatever) who isn't afraid to be honest about his feelings particularly towards mc (his confession scene in season 1 still gets me to this day!!!), is also a dork (let me remind u that this is the same guy who earnestly learnt dance moves from levi so he could "properly enjoy the party" glowsticks n all) and looks out for his brothers a lot more than he lets on (going to wake belphie up cos he slept in again, going to buy more groceries after beel empties the fridge, going to ask mc for advice cos he wants to mend things with levi after an argument)

and it's a damn shame that i don't rly see more ppl writing about these sides to him!!! where is the satan that got extremely upset about a bunch of cats choosing to swarm around belphie instead of him!!! where is the satan that went to help asmo out after he got drunk n started crying bcos mc was leaving the devildom!!! where is the satan that despite all he feels, is able to separate himself from his sin entirely and focus his energy on books, research n finding new outlets!!!!! (the poor man rubbed his hands raw after discovering that cleaning was therapeautic for him!!!!!)

[cloudy-dayys]

Horror stuff isn't generally my thing, but your art has legitimately gotten me interested and now I'm curious about the catalog

WOW okay acey the mandela catalogue has a lotta stuff so ima grossly summarize the basics for u

(tw for suicide/religion/horror)

this is all based off christianity. lucifer somehow kills the arch angel gabriel and replaces him, overthrowing heaven (or planning to) in the process. he has these lil creatures called alternates that could be demons or smth else entirely. these things are freaky as fuck, they live on different dimensional planes. they can mimic human looks or voices and trick others. their main goal is to replace you. they do this by giving you M.A.D. which stands for metaphysical awareness disorder. aka they tell u things humans are NOT capable of knowing or handling. these things mainly play on ur fears. they drive u insane to the point of suicide, and only suicide, so they can take over ur body.

there's many things inbetween here that ill explain too.

this is alt!gabriel, or lucifer who replaced gabriel.

these are the different alternate types u have to watch out for.

these are type one.

alternate gabriel is shown to be apart of the type 2 class.

these are type 3. theyre very terrifying and if one even knows ur existence, ur basically already dead.

not much is known or referred to for the other types. only theories are present.

if u encounter an alternate, you need to follow the T.H.I.N.K. principle:

TELL an authority figure about your encounter

HINDER the alternate's movement

IDENTIFY the class type

NEUTRALIZE the alternate (if safe to do so)

KNOW YOUR PLACE IN REALITY

also to clarify, u cannot get any help from any sort of law or medical enforcement. the 911 operators are trained to not send help if u encounter an alternate so that way they put less people at risk as possible. in the series' own words, "nothing is worth the risk".

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thats all u can mainly do. however just know u cannot stop these things. they hunt u down no matter what.

in modern times, 1980-90s, these alternates have infested around 5 counties, the mandela county being the hot spot for the current events of the story.

for the biggest characters u gotta worry bout is alt gabe, the intruder, and more recently the preacher and cesar. ill explain these dudes inna bit, but the intruder is its own thing i want to clarify.

this the intruder, aka 6. he targets lil kids and kidnaps them. there are over 3k missing reports of children because of him. he uses technology, mainly TVs, to invade people's homes. how he does this and what happened to the kids, we dont know. he kidnaps kids to drive families to despair and suicide. hes very sadistic.

now for the current events which were volume 1 and volume 2

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we get an inside look of the victims that have fallen to alternates. our first 2 victims are mark heathcliff and cesar torres. unbeknownst to mark, cesar is now an alternate. we see alt!cesar call mark to come set up his security cameras at his house as alt!cesar and his mom are on the way to the E.R. (as shown we see alt!cesar potentially kill his mom) and mark agrees. he goes over, sets everything up, and leaves. we see an alternate follow mark home and proceeded to terrorize mark for 3 days straight as he locked himself in his bedroom. then we see the commotion and in the end, mark shoots himself in the head.

years later in vol 2, we have 2 more victims, adam murray and jonah marshall. it is shown they are apart of the BPS, which investigates paranormal activity. they are wanted fugitives and are on the run. a woman, who turns out to be an alternate, calls them and offers to pay em 500 a night for 3 nights to come investigate the ghost of her dead cat or whatever. these 2 agree and head over to her house, which happens to be cesar's house. adam goes in and investigates while jonah stays in the car. we are met with a new alternate called the preacher:

shit builds up as alternates keep harassing adam and manipulating him to go to the basement (where 6 resides). jonah repeatedly begs and pleads with adam to leave while they still can bc jonah is terrified. adam ignores him and a fight ensues between the 2. adam yells at jonah to leave, and jonah leaves adam in the house alone. what happens to adam is unsure, but we see jonah driving off while having a panic attack, stepping out of his car puking as the alternates over the radio he has guilt trips him over leaving adam.

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those are the main events so far. new teasers have dropped nd whatnot. in the volume 3 teaser, which volume 3 comes out june 3rd, we see jonah is still alive and so is possibly adam. but we dont know for sure if adam is an alternate or not. alex also recently posted on his twitter this image:

with the caption, "will the defendant please rise?" so now we are unsure if mark and cesar are actually alive or whatever will happen between these 2.

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these tapes and information are being investigated by a man named thatcher davis, who is taking this case into his own hands nd tryna figure out what all this means while protecting the public.

thats everything rn.

again this is grossly summarized and there's lotsa other info nd shit i didnt cover. go watch this on alex kister's YouTube if you want!