#lucanis banter

[ellie-writes-games]

DATV Banter: Bellara's Other Book

A headcanon I'm developing for a longer series of banters including Bellara, Lucanis, and Spite. I love the idea that Lucanis is super chill with accidentally stumbling upon Bellara's smut fics because he's a canon Romance book stan and her stuff is actually really tame by most standards.

***This is some fanfiction/fanart from an elder millennial (me) who is stuck in Thedas. These are NOT actual screenshots from the game.

[snarkspawn]

get a grip rook this is getting out of hand

[sky--phantom]

Rook and Lucanis' banter during the Siege was a highlight

[beaulesbian]

Emmrich & Lucanis banter about/with Spite because it's a very fun angle of conversation between them

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[night-orchids]

[juneiper-art]

having finished the game i can confidently say this is my favorite voice acting in all of it

[rpgchoices]

Rook trying to learn about the companions' backstories and personalities like -

[viennacherries]

"wtf are u guys yapping about?" - rook, probably

[soupandsorcery]

Viago: Nicolò!

Nico: What—Viago?? What are you doing here?

Viago: What do you mean what am I doing here? You were gone, you idiot! You were—

Nico: And...now we're hugging. Okay. Do we do that?

Viago: Shut up.

Nico: I'm guessing you missed me then.

Viago: Of course I missed you. You are my brother. My family.

Nico: Oh. Guess all I had do to was get locked in the Fade for a few weeks for you to finally admit you love me, huh?

Viago: Don't do that. Not now.

Nico: Sorry. For the record? I missed you too.

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Nico: So. How many of my team did you yell at when you found out I was gone?

Viago: I did not yell.

Nico: Uh huh.

Viago: I didn't!

Nico: Sure. You're a very measured and well-regulated person. Everyone says so.

Viago: ...it was just Lucanis.

Viago: And I apologized afterwards.

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Nico: How many people did Teia yell at?

Viago: Oh, everyone.

Viago: But that was almost entirely because we wouldn't let her storm into Minrathous alone to slit the Dread Wolf's throat for what he did to you.

Nico: This is why she's my favorite Talon.

Lucanis: This is why she is everyone's favorite Talon.

[notinkirkwall]

Lucanis tells Spite to shut up and go play with the wisps when he and Neve have sex 😭 (t/s below)

Taash: Hey, Lucanis

Lucanis: Yes?

Taash: You and Neve?

Lucanis: Yes.

Taash: Nice catch.

Lucanis: Thanks.

Taash: And Spite's good with her?

Lucanis (Spite): No talking. When. Her hat comes off. Go play with wisps.

Taash: 'Kay.

[fukiana]

i can't believe the deepest lore for why viago doesn't seem to like lucanis in tevinter nights is..... lucanis horrifically botched hitting on him. bro assumed he was being threatened and has been skittish ever since 😭 lucanis i am so sorry you had a crush on the most paranoid man in thedas and he just didn't understand!!

[ellie-writes-games]

DATV Banter: Spite Wants To Set A Flame (Bellara's Other Book)

Lucanis (and by extension, Spite) have been helping Bellara with her romance novel. Flowery language and smut metaphors lead Spite to some surprising conclusions.

As someone on the autism spectrum, I remember struggling with interpreting metaphor as a young person A LOT. As soon as it was introduced in Veilguard that Bellara was writing some smutty fanfiction, the first thoughts I had were "Oh, the neurospicy gang is gonna struggle." (Mainly Taash and Spite.) Part of an on-going series of fan-writings.

***This is some fanfiction/fanart from an elder millennial (me) who is stuck in Thedas. These are NOT actual screenshots from the game.

[dalishious]

I really like taking Taash and Lucanis out together

"Very intense" and they both share that look like yeah. We know what each other means.

[sky--phantom]

I am loving them teasing each other about their Crow careers and Viago.

[beaulesbian]

Taash to Lucanis about his romance with Rook:

Also Lucanis with Rook later:

[night-orchids]