#lubricant formulations

[medicaldevicesindustrynews]

Sustainable Farming: Navigating Trends in the Agricultural Lubricants Market

The agricultural lubricants market will touch USD 4,332.8 million, growing at a 4.1% compound annual growth rate, by 2030. The growth of this industry is because of the rising modern farming practices, the growing need to enhance crop yield, and the mechanization of agricultural procedures. Furthermore, the requirement for farming activities-related products are likely to surge at a rapid rate…

[cthulhus-curse]

Subby brat Wanda doing anal for the first time

Okay I gonna try to add this onto another subby Wanda request I got, but I just need to talk about if for a second…

Wanda would be so, so adorable when she brats out — all for your attention. She will stomp her feet and pout, yet you don’t pay any mind to her. And when she finally acts out further, perhaps by snapping at you or failing to respond to any of your questions when you’re finally free to tend to your sub, you punish her. You’d throw her on the bed and quickly rip off her clothes, not caring for the way in which she protests. Pretty red ropes would be tied around her wrists and ankles, holding her in place face down with her ass up in the air. Oh Wanda would shudder adorably as you run a hand through her bare skin, smiling at the little squirms she lets out, unable to formulate even the slightest thought. At first it’s only a gloved finger. You ensure that enough lubricant is strewn over the puckered hole and your digit alike before oh-so slowly massaging it over her ass. It remains like that, running lazy circles with no avail, until Wanda relaxes herself enough. And when she does, you push your finger inside.

For it being her first time, Wanda takes it so well. “More,” she begs you, wishing for you to add a second finger. “Please. I’ll be a good girl now.” She is the best girl, quite frankly.

Because when you move on to a small set of beads, inserting their cool surface inside the woman’s tight hole, Wanda doesn’t flinch. No. She finds relief in the way her ass is slowly stretched out — eventually enough so that her favorite dildo can be pounded into her. Her teeth grind down against one another, stifling her moans as you play around with her ass. It’s so tight as you alternate between your fingers and the beads, that it clings around you with might. Wanda would be so drenched, her cunt slick with juices that ooze down her thighs, that the poor thing begins humping the air. You don’t touch her, because misbehavior never earns her a reward. But alas, you enjoy watching your sweet girl try to find whatever relief she can for her aching pussy.

Hell, maybe you even tape it to mock her at a later time <3

[applespants]

Hotel Room Service {NSFW}

Orion Pax x D-16

Read on Ao3 Here!

Word Count: 4.9k (under the cut)

Summary: Orion Pax has promised D-16 a night to remember, and D-16 makes sure that he's thoroughly prepared. (NSFW!! Minors DNI)

A/N: these robots have taken over my BRAIN!! i took some inspo from the lovely @archie-sunshine and his stunning art here for a certain part of this fic hehe but i also just wanted to write some porn for the holidays cuz who doesn't want some horny robots as a gift? LOL anyways i hope y'all enjoy this one i had a ton of fun writing it!! have a lovely holiday if you celebrate!! :D

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D-16 walked quickly through the streets of Iacon, avoiding the surrounding bots’ optics. He was on the hunt for a gift for Orion Pax, but he could feel his spark hammering in his chest as he stepped closer and closer toward the red-light district.

Dee, I really want to have a whole night with you. Just the two of us! Orion’s voice echoed in D-16’s processor as he slowed his pace, taking in the neon lights of the street. We won’t have to worry about anyone walking in on us. We could even–

D-16 gulped as he stared down the street. There were hardly any other bots, but the noisy clamor of activity still echoed. The shop signs were almost all made with neon lights, but most were not on. He slowly began to walk down the street, then did a quick scan of his surroundings. After deciding there were no bots that he recognized or that would care about his presence, he continued down the street.

There were several couples walking down the street, arms linked, though he was not sure of the exact relationship status of most of them. He tried to avoid locking optics with any of them, looking for a shop that would have what he was looking for.

He came across the window of a particular storefront and peeked in, seeing a wide variety of different interface toys and special interface accessories. The neon sign was on above, signaling that it was open. D-16 took a deep breath and glanced side-to-side once more, then entered the store.

D-16 fiddled with his thumbs awkwardly as he walked into the store, tried to redirect his optics anywhere that did not have some sort of interface toy, and failed miserably. There were so many different colors and shapes and sizes of so many different vibrators and plugs and dildos… D-16 was immediately overwhelmed by the options.

“Hello there!” D-16’s helm whipped around and he was met with a shorter bot that was too close in his personal space. The bot grinned when he noticed the look on D-16’s face and made a gesture behind him to a display filled with a variety of dildos. “Welcome to Dipstick’s Deviant Delights! My name’s Dipstick. How can I help you today?”

The last thing D-16 had been expecting from an interface shop was customer service. He blinked and swallowed the lump in his intake, trying to find any sort of words to communicate what he was looking for.

Dipstick waved a servo. “Are you in here for just yourself or for a partner?”

D-16 felt his spark beating faster as he thought of Orion. Oh Primus, what would Orion even like? D-16 should have thought it through more before making the whole trek to the red-light district, but it was too late for second guessing now.

“Uhm… my partner…”

Dipstick nodded and held his chin with his servo. “Nice, nice… So what are you two into?”

D-16 froze. “Pardon?”

“You seem like you’re into oral,” Dipstick observed casually, making D-16’s faceplate heat immensely. “Perhaps a flavored lubricant? I have a selection of ones that sensitize the valve and node. I also have a wide variety of vibrators for internal stimulation if you’d like to stimulate your partner's valve while you work your glossa."

“I-I don’t– My partner, he–” D-16 stammered, his servos making stiff gestures as he tried to formulate a proper response. He took a deep breath. “Do you have any… uhm… node vibrators?”

Dipstick nodded, a small grin growing on his face. “We do, indeed! Our bullets are the most popular, but wands are a good investment as well…” Dipstick guided D-16 over to the selection of vibrators for external stimulation and waved a servo. “Please let me know if you need anything else!”

D-16 nodded and released a shaky breath once Dipstick walked out of sight. D-16 looked at the shelf of vibrators, but he did not dare touch any. He had done a bit of his own research before coming in, so he had a rough idea of what to get, but there was such an overwhelming variety of options that he found himself struggling to pick.

D-16 found himself drawn to a purple wand vibrator and slowly reached for it. It was still in the package, but it looked good on the cover of the box. There were a few settings and it lit up on the head, and D-16 decided it was good for what he was looking for.

D-16 glanced around the rest of the store, looking for anything else that might be of interest for himself or Orion. His optics wandered toward the back of the store, where there was a selection of interface accessories. Before he realized his pedes were moving, he was facing the wall and looking at the different items.

There were so many and most of them D-16 did not even know what they did. He saw a few floggers, some blindfolds and gags, but he did not recognize most of the other items. He did, however, find himself glancing at a pair of purple cuffs. He glanced down at the vibrator he had grabbed and noticed that it was a very similar shade of purple.

As D-16 narrowed his optics in contemplation, Dipstick popped back over, clearly having nothing better to do than provide D-16 with assistance. “Ah, those are very popular. It’s a great introduction for couples interested in bondage.”

D-16 nearly jumped at the sound of Dipstick’s voice. He nodded and glanced back at the handcuffs. “They look… fun?”

Dipstick nodded and pulled them off the wall. He glanced at the vibrator D-16 had selected as well and a knowing grin crept up his face. “They’re very fun! Tell you what, I’ll give you a nice deal: if you buy that vibrator and these cuffs, I’ll give you half off the cuffs and throw in a sensitizing lubricant for free! I might even have a purple sensitizer in the back if you’re going for a theme.”

D-16 hesitated, not sure how the cuffs would go over with Orion. He looked again at the vibrator, then the cuffs, and then made his decision.

“Can you tell me a bit more about that sensitizer?”

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“Pax, where are we going?” D-16 groaned as Orion dragged him along by the servo, leading him through the nearly deserted streets of Iacon.

“It’s a surprise!” Orion insisted. He then grinned, gesturing to the shopping bag D-16 was holding. “If you tell me what’s in the bag I’ll tell you where we’re going.”

D-16’s faceplate heated as he remembered what was in the bag and shook his helm. Orion laughed and tugged on D-16's servo again.

“So secretive! Well, we’re almost there, so get ready!”

It was late, much later than Orion and D-16 were normally out and about. They had the day off the following day, so Orion had decided that it would be a perfect night for them to get out of the living quarters that they shared with the other miners. He had not told D-16 anything about where they were going, so D-16 was entirely in the dark. All he knew was that there was the hinted promise of interfacing, so he was hoping that Orion was not leading him to a random alley… again.

Sharing a living space with the other miners limited their privacy, so it was difficult to even get a few kisses in without someone making a comment. Interfacing was a whole other issue, although they had managed to sneak a few quickies in only semi-public spaces.

The mines had been where they first interfaced when they had managed to sneak away a few times on their breaks. The showers had been the best place so far, and part of what made it so exhilarating had been the riskiness of it. They had also, much to D-16’s chagrin, done it in an alley, which he swore to never do again. But with the way Orion was guiding him around the city, he was getting worried.

Orion, however, then led D-16 around the corner toward one of the hotels in Iacon. Orion turned to D-16 with a grin and gestured his helm to the building. “I figured it might be nice to get away for a night. We don’t have to worry about getting disrupted from recharge, and we can… well, y’know.”

D-16 could feel his intake getting a bit dry as thoughts began to swirl in his mind. He imagined all the different things they had not yet tried, and then thought of what they could do with what he had in the bag.  He nodded his helm, returning a smile to Orion. “Oh, I know. Did you already book a room?”

Orion nodded, pulling a small datacard out with a smirk. “Of course, I did! And we’re already checked in, so we can go straight up. Just you and me.”

D-16 wanted to kiss Orion immediately. D-16 wanted his dermas against Orion’s faceplate, against his neck cables, against his valve. D-16 squeezed Orion’s servo and was now leading Orion into the hotel lobby, making Orion laugh as he followed along. D-16 realized once they were by the elevators that he did not know where the room was. Orion chuckled and punched the button.

The two of them entered the elevator when it arrived, and as soon Orion punched in the button for the twelfth floor and the doors closed, D-16 was on him. Orion nearly burst into laughter at D-16’s eagerness, but he was quickly overtaken by a gasp when D-16 placed a servo on his thigh, pulling his leg up as he pressed into him. Orion hit the elevator wall and kissed D-16 back, the elevator finally going up to the twelfth floor while the two of them made out.

“Mmh, Dee– Dee, you’re so–”

The elevator dinged and D-16 quickly pulled away from Orion, watching the door. It opened, but there was no one there. D-16 was confused for a moment before he realized that the elevator had done what it was supposed to and that they were on the twelfth floor. Orion chuckled slyly and squeezed D-16’s aft teasingly, making him hiss.

“Oh, suddenly you’re shy?” Orion quipped.

D-16 grumbled. “I’m not– Don’t tease me, Pax…”

“Or what? You’ll–” Orion gasped when D-16 picked him up, one arm under his knees and the other on his back.

D-16 smirked. “Or I’ll frag you so thoroughly that you can’t walk tomorrow.”

Orion, for once, seemed to be at a loss for words. He stammered with wide optics as D-16 carried him out of the elevator and looked up and down the hallway, unsure of where to go.

“1246,” Orion finally managed to say, staring up at D-16. “The room number.”

D-16 smiled and carried Orion down the hall toward the room. When he came up to the room door, he tilted Orion slightly in his arms so that he could scan the room lock with the datacard and open the door for the two of them. D-16 pushed the door open more with his ped and carried Orion in, taking in the hotel room.

It was so much nicer than the living quarters they were in. There was one berth in the middle of the room, and across from it was a television. The berth was more than big enough for both of them, and it looked much cozier than the standing berths they were used to. The window showed all of Iacon city, which was lit up despite the late night.

Orion tapped D-16’s shoulder, asking him to be put down. D-16 shrugged and tossed him onto the berth, making Orion yelp. “Hey!”

But D-16 was already straddling Orion, kissing him once more. Orion leaned back and cupped D-16’s faceplate, opening his dermas to let D-16’s glossa in. Their glossas danced and D-16 held onto Orion’s hips, squeezing them gently as he moaned into the kiss.

After a few moments, D-16 finally pulled away, giving them both a chance to catch their breath. Orion let one servo lay against his forehelm and he stared up at D-16 with soft optics, his mouth open for more.

“Before we keep going,” D-16 hesitated slightly, glancing at the bag that sat at the foot of the berth. Orion propped himself up on his elbows, noticing where D-16’s optics were looking. D-16 shrugged. “I… I got you something. Do you want to open it?”

Orion beamed and nodded. D-16 handed him the bag and looked away as he began to open it. Orion pulled out the sensitizer first, looking slightly confused until he read the label. He grinned deviously and looked at D-16, who was still averting his gaze. Orion redirected D-16’s face toward his own, forcing him to look at Orion.

“Dee… What exactly are you implying here?”

D-16’s faceplate rushed with heat. “You are so mean.”

Orion laughed and kissed D-16 quickly. He pulled the cuffs out of the bag next, which was what D-16 had been dreading the most. Orion raised an optical ridge, but his grin only widened.

“Oh my, Dee! I didn’t know you had this kind of thing in mind. Are these for me or for you?”

D-16 tried to avert his gaze again, but Orion redirected him again. D-16 huffed. “If you keep acting like this, I’m going to cuff you to the bed and leave.”

Orion hummed. “I think you’d miss me too much.”

Before D-16 could make a proper retort, Orion pulled the vibrator out of the bag. This was where he looked genuinely surprised, glancing at D-16 with wide optics.

“Dee…”

D-16 shifted awkwardly. “I get it if it’s too much, we don’t have to use any of it if you don’t want to. I just figured… I don’t know…”

Orion shook his helm with a grin. “I’m just��� Well, I’m sensing you had a certain color scheme in mind when you picked all of this out.”

D-16 put his servos to his faceplate and groaned. “Pax–!”

Orion laughed and pulled D-16’s servos away from his helm to kiss him. “Dee, you know I’m only teasing you! I think tonight is going to be fun… Where should we start?”

D-16 hummed against Orion’s dermas and pulled him in for another kiss. “Lay down and I’ll show you.”

Orion smirked and did as D-16 asked, laying back across the berth. D-16 sat above him on his knees and admired his body for a few moments, drinking in his form until Orion nudged his leg gently with his ped.

D-16 leaned down and began to kiss Orion again, his servos tracing down Orion’s chassis toward his panel, which he palmed lightly until Orion finally opened it. D-16 kissed him for just a little while longer before he began to trail his way down, kissing Orion’s neck cables and his chest. He went down his chassis, gently placing kisses all the way down before finding himself in front of Orion’s valve.

D-16 glanced back up at Orion, who was watching him with soft intent. He lifted his hips gently and D-16 hummed, turning his attention back to Orion’s valve. D-16 pressed a kiss to the inside of Orion’s thigh, one servo on the other thigh as he leaned into the space between his legs.

D-16 began to work his glossa on Orion’s valve, making his breath hitch as he let his helm fall back. He pressed the back of his servo to his dermas, the other curling on the sheets of the berth beneath them.

“D-Dee…”

D-16 gently dragged his glossa up Orion’s valve and kissed his node. Orion shivered and D-16 smiled, pressing one more soft kiss to his node before continuing to trail his glossa along his valve. Orion revved and reached a servo down to grasp D-16’s helm. He moaned softly, biting his derma to keep quiet as D-16 continued.

“I want to hear you, Pax,” D-16 lifted his head for a moment, making Orion whine.

“But what if–”

“What, suddenly you’re shy?” D-16 mocked teasingly, a small grin on his face. When Orion pouted, his grin softened to a smile. “No one will hear us. It’s just the two of us, right? I want to hear every little noise you want to make, Pax. Please…”

D-16 waited until Orion nodded. “Okay, okay… Now can you… y’know…?”

D-16 smirked and leaned back down to Orion’s valve. He kissed his inner thighs a few more times until Orion whined, then began to trail his glossa up his valve. He pressed a kiss to the node before gently lapping at it with the tip of his glossa. Orion’s hips twitched and he moaned, louder this time. D-16 smiled in satisfaction and pressed his glossa against his node, his servo gently squeezing Orion’s inner thigh.

Orion let his servos find D-16’s helm again and he leaned into D-16’s mouth, begging for more. D-16 obliged, closing his dermas around Orion’s node as he gave it a gentle suck before dragging the flat of his glossa across it.

Orion moaned softly as he held onto D-16’s helm, his own helm falling back as he let his thighs tighten around D-16. “Oh, Primus–”

D-16 gauged how close Orion was to overload by his quickened breathing, his soft moaning, and the grip he had on D-16’s helm. He kept up the pace with his glossa until Orion let out a cry of overload, then gently lapped at his valve and node until Orion had ridden the waves of it out. He slunk back into the berth slightly and D-16 climbed up over his body, nuzzling his face into the crook of Orion’s neck while his servos explored his chassis.

“I can’t wait to hear more of you tonight,” D-16 praised softly, nipping at Orion’s neck cables. He cupped Orion’s faceplate and leaned in to kiss him, separating his dermas with his glossa as Orion moaned into him.

“Mmh– Oh! Do you want to try any of your shiny new toys?” Orion chuckled, gesturing to the sensitizer, cuffs, and vibrator that sat on the edge of the berth. D-16 nodded, having forgotten about them after being caught up with Orion’s valve.

“What do you want to try first?” D-16 asked, looking at Orion expectantly. Orion sat up, propping himself on his elbows as D-16 gently rubbed his thigh. Orion picked up the vibrator, looking at D-16 with a small smirk.

“I don’t suppose you already charged this?” Orion chuckled, looking for the button to turn it on. He found it and held it down and the vibrator began glowing and vibrating at a lower speed. “Oh my, Dee! Aren’t you prepared?”

D-16 averted his optics in mild embarrassment. “How do you want to use it? I could use it on you, or… I don’t know.”

Orion rolled his optics and shook his helm. “As much as I would love it, I can’t have you pleasuring just me all night. Why don’t we share it?”

D-16 raised an optical ridge. “Share it? How would–”

Orion smirked and spread his legs, gesturing for D-16 to do the same. D-16 did so and Orion scooted closer to him, putting one leg over D-16’s hip while the other went under D-16’s other leg. His valve was pressed against D-16’s panel, which he was waiting to open.

Orion chuckled. “It would be helpful if you opened your panel.” D-16 grumbled and did so, his faceplate heating at the fact that he had not done so earlier. Orion cooed at him with a small grin. “Such a pretty valve… Next time, I want to have my mouth on it.”

“Pax…” D-16 whined, making Orion laugh softly.

Orion rubbed D-16’s inner thigh, making his valve ache with anticipation. “Do you want to use the sensitizer as well? It might be interesting to try it.”

D-16 shrugged. “If you want to try it… It was a freebie from the shop.”

Orion chuckled. “Might as well make the most of it then, right?”

Orion uncapped the sensitizer and poured some into his servo. He gently lathered D-16’s node and valve, making him moan softly at the touch. It was a bit cold, but it was warmed by Orion’s touch. Orion spread it over his own node and valve, inhaling quickly as he spread it around.

As soon as they were covered in the sensitizer, Orion picked up the vibrator. D-16 watched as Orion took the vibrator and put it between their valves, making D-16 flinch at the sudden contact it had with his node. It was a colder touch than he was used to on his node, but he was not able to think about it for long before Orion turned on the vibration and made them both gasp in surprise.

“Ah–!” Orion gasped, nearly dropping the wand as he leaned back on his other servo.

“Nghn–!” D-16 lurched forward with a moan as he held onto Orion’s thigh for support, squeezing it slightly.

The sensitizer made D-16’s node tingle wildly with pleasure, which only intensified with the vibrator. He looked up and saw Orion biting his derma before letting out another moan. He looked at D-16 and smiled, clicking the button again to speed up the vibration. D-16 gasped, letting out a moan that was louder than he expected.

D-16 felt himself getting close to overload already, but they had hardly even started. Orion looked to be in a similar state, panting and moaning as he watched D-16 with heavy lidded optics.

“Mmh– Hah! Dee, it feels– Oh–!” Orion whined, clearly close to overload as he pushed himself closer to D-16 and into the wand.

The pressure from the wand increased as Orion leaned forward, pushing D-16 into overload. D-16 let out a gasp as he overloaded. “Ah– Ah! Pax!”

The vibrator was so intense after D-16 overloaded that he almost felt the need to pull away, but he did not until Orion had also overloaded and ridden it out. He quickly pulled the vibrator away, which was slick with their lubricant and the sensitizer, and turned it off.

The two of them were panting heavily after the intensity of their overload. They stared at each other until Orion chuckled softly. “That– That was–”

“Intense,” D-16 filled in for Orion, making him laugh softly. He set the vibrator down on the berth and leaned in to kiss D-16, their legs still tangled together as their valves rubbed against each other.

D-16 gasped into the kiss, his node still sensitive and tingling after the overload. Orion hummed against his dermas, shifting his hips slightly so their valves were no longer touching, and continued to kiss him softly.

D-16 let his servos wander down Orion’s chassis and squeeze his aft when they found it. Orion whined and D-16 only groaned in response, squeezing it again.

“Mmh– Dee– Dee, wait…”

“Hmm? What is it?” D-16 pulled away, watching Orion intently.

Orion grinned sheepishly, looking down at the berth. “We still have one thing left to try…”

D-16 followed Orion’s gaze to the handcuffs and chuckled. “You still have energy? What have you been eating, Pax?”

Orion shrugged. “Not enough of you, unfortunately.”

D-16 sputtered and Orion laughed, untangling their legs and reaching for the cuffs. While D-16 recovered from Orion’s tease, Orion picked up the cuffs and inspected them with glee.

“You still didn’t tell me who’s getting cuffed,” Orion teased, dangling the cuffs in front of D-16’s face. “Do you want to wear them while I frag you? Or do you want to see me in them, laid out on the bed while you do what you want with me?”

D-16’s faceplate heated, and he felt his spike pressurize under his panel at the thought of Orion on the bed, sprawled out, ready to take him. That had been his initial intention in buying them, but he could tell that Orion was interested in both options.

D-16 took the cuffs from Orion, trying to keep his expression level as he gestured for Orion’s servos. Orion grinned, holding his servos out like he was being arrested. As D-16 put the cuffs on his wrist, he leaned forward into D-16’s audials. “Do what you want with me.”

D-16 revved. He pushed Orion back down on the bed and forced his servos above his head, making Orion chuckle in amusement. He put the handcuffs around the top frame of the berth and then hesitated around Orion’s other wrist.

“You’re sure this is okay?”

Orion rolled his optics and nodded his head with a smile. “Of course, Dee. I’d tell you if I was uncomfortable with it. Now can you finish cuffing me so you can frag me?”

D-16 nodded eagerly and clipped the cuff around Orion’s other wrist, letting his servos trail down Orion’s arms. Orion shivered and giggled softly, but D-16 continued to trace his servos down to Orion’s chest, watching him intently.

Every inch of him was so beautiful, so enticing. He could hardly wait another second before getting inside of him.

Orion, apparently, could not wait another second either. He cleared his intake with a small grin on his face.

“If you keep admiring me like that, I’m going to get all flustered.”

D-16 felt his faceplate heat, but he quickly brushed his own embarrassment aside in order to tease Orion. “It’s hard not to admire perfection.”

Orion smiled softly and averted his gaze. “Dee…”

“I’ve never wanted much,” D-16 continued, letting one servo trail down Orion’s chassis to his hip. He gave it a gentle squeeze. “But I want you so much it feels unreal that I get to have you. In fact, I think I’ve been so spoiled by you that you’ve become a need.” D-16 cupped Orion’s faceplate and pressed a kiss to his dermas. “I need you almost as much as I need energon to stay alive. I want to be with you almost as much as I need to be with you. I don’t know what I’d do without you, Orion Pax.”

D-16 could feel Orion’s faceplate growing warm, and he smiled softly before kissing his dermas once more. Orion whined into the kiss and D-16 pulled away, watching him with a small smirk.

“You can’t say all that stuff while I can’t touch you, Dee,” Orion whined, tugging lightly on the handcuffs. “It’s not fair!”

D-16 chuckled. “Well, then how about I touch you to make up for it? Where should I start?”

Orion huffed, lifting his hips slightly. “You know damn well where you should start.”

D-16 obliged. He opened his panel, his spike pressurized and already leaking lubricant as it pulsed with charge. Orion gazed at D-16 with a small smirk and shifted his hips, ready to take D-16’s spike in its entirety. D-16 placed a servo on Orion’s hip and slowly began to put his spike in. Orion stiffened slightly but relaxed under D-16’s gentle touch. As soon as he was all the way in, Orion released the breath he had been holding and D-16 slowly began to thrust.

D-16 huffed as he felt the tightness of Orion’s valve. He was slick with lubricant from his first two overloads, which made his spike slide inside him with ease. D-16 leaned down to kiss Orion while he thrust rhythmically into him, holding his aft with one servo while the other kept D-16 supported on the berth.

“Dee– Oh, oh– Don’t stop–!” Orion moaned loudly, any previous worry of being heard going completely out the window as D-16 thrust into him.

“Pax you– you feel so good–” D-16 panted, moaning softly.

D-16 took Orion’s aft and pushed him up slightly so he could angle his spike further into him. Orion gasped out a moaning cry and tugged lightly on the handcuffs, which only made D-16 want him even more.

D-16 chuckled softly through his huffing and moaning. “Still enjoying the cuffs, Pax?”

Orion whined and tugged on them. “I wish I– I wish I could hold you–”

D-16 almost laughed. “So you could scratch up my plating again?”

D-16 thrust deeper into Orion and he threw his helm back with a loud moan before he could protest D-16’s teasing. D-16 gave Orion’s aft a soft squeeze, making him whine and huff.

“Pax, I’m close–” D-16 panted as he began to thrust faster, making Orion gasp and shift his hips to be closer to D-16, wanting to take in more of his spike.

“I’m– I’m almost– Ahh!” Orion threw his helm back as he overloaded, tugging on the cuffs tightly. D-16 was overloaded soon after, his lubricant filling Orion as he leaned down beside him, panting.

D-16 slowly pulled out of Orion after a few moments, his lubricant spilling out onto the berth sheets. Orion tugged lightly on the handcuffs, still in bliss after his third overload of the night, and watched D-16 intently. 

“Dee… Can you uncuff me now?”

D-16 put a servo to his chin and furrowed his optical ridge. “Hmm… I’ll consider it… Give me a good reason?”

“Uhm… you love me?”

D-16 shrugged. “Good enough.”

D-16 uncuffed Orion, setting the handcuffs aside before falling next to Orion as he wrapped his arms around him.

“That was incredible, Dee…”

“It really was…” D-16 agreed, staring at Orion’s optics as he gently caressed his face. “We should get a hotel room more often.”

Orion laughed and nodded his helm in agreement. The two of them chatted and giggled for a little while longer, exchanging kisses and caresses until they eventually fell asleep.

[radio-wavelengths2]

okay here’s some kobd that’s been sitting in my notes app. ignore if there’s any typos; also i have zero clue how formatting works on tumblr ignore if it looks wacky

"Mmm, you're insatiable, aren't you?" Knock Out purred, a mischievous glint in his optics. "But who am I to deny such a request?"

He lowered himself to his knees, his servos gently parting Breakdown's thighs. He leaned in, sighing as he breathed a soft vent across his modesty panels.

“You’re so pretty like this. All hot and needy for me. All mine.” Knock Out leaned forward, pressing his lips to the hot metal.

Breakdown’s processor was far too syrupy with charge to formulate a coherent answer, and instead responded with a soft mewl, shivering at the kiss.

Knock Out further encouraged his lover with a nuzzle of his helm crest, and Breakdown obediently obliged, retracting his modesty paneling. His valve was already lubricating generously, spike half-pressurized from how worked up he’d gotten himself over simple foreplay.

He leaned in, his breath hot against the other mech's valve, pressing a soft kiss to Breakdown’s anterior node, a bright blinking yellow nub peeking out at the top of ginger folds.

From there he worked his way down, kissing softly around the rim of Breakdown’s valve.

Breakdown groaned above him, helm falling back against a pillow. “Mmh, Knocks—“ He gasped, one sturdy leg curling around the back of his helm, wary not to dent his lover. “M-more.”

Knock Out chuckled with his lips pressed against Breakdown’s node, eliciting a full-body shudder from his brutish partner. “Keep your pedes to yourself and I might.” He cooed, spreading the former wreckers thighs wide apart once more. Soft kisses became more firm, his glossa peeking out to tease at the yellow biolights lining his partner’s valve.

He took his time, teasing and tasting, the desperate and pleading mewls of his partner spurring him on. He’d be quite content with eating Breakdown out for hours on end, such a delicious valve, and all for him to enjoy. He gave Breakdown’s node another kiss.

Breakdown made the cutest little warbling noise and Knock Out grinned into his protoflesh, drawing his glossa up each side of the valve, slow and firm. “You like that, huh?” He breathed into him, sucking one of the lips into his mouth.

Breakdown’s spike gave a naughty throb at the lack of stimulation, and his valve calipers fluttered, squeezing at nothing. He attempted to buck his hips, searching for more friction, needing more and needing it now. But Knock Out’s servos held him firmly down, restricting his movement. Breakdown let out a dismayed sob above him.

"Tell me how much you love this," Knock Out commanded, his voice a low growl. "Tell me how much you need my intake on you; my glossa in you.”

Good lord /pos,,,

Thinking about this VERY hard I love them,,,,

[usafphantom2]

Starting the SR-71 engines was no easy job. The J-58s’ oil, formulated to lubricate at the high temperatures at Mach 3, was virtually solid at temperatures below 86 degrees. Before each flight, the oil had to be heated, and it took one hour to warm it 10 degrees. Because this maiden flight was on a cold December day, the Buicks were obliged to hold maximum speed a little longer than usual to get both J-58s running.

The ground crews, wearing headsets, ran through their checklists. Kelly Johnson stood by in his familiar dark blue suit and tie, smiling as he had a final word for the pilots. The ambulances, the fire-rescue teams, and the fuel trucks stood at attendance. And waiting on the strip’s edge, wheels chocked in line, were three Lockheed Constellations.

Lockheed had provided two of the last 1049 models and a long-range 1649 for transportation to and from Palmdale or other places. Two of the three still had airline-configured interiors. Johnson had been behind the design of the Constellation too

. The two airplanes were together briefly, then the lighter F-104 pulled slightly out front. Gradually the Blackbird caught up and began to pull ahead. The gap grew wider as the two airplanes clawed their way into the sky. Finally, while the F-104 was still in view, the SR-71 became no more than a dark pinpoint, long gone and still pulling away.

As I stood there waiting for the SR-71’s first flight, I looked carefully around that little corner of the world. Watching the men who were there, I tried to find a simple way to describe their achievements, since I knew few would ever say much about themselves

A veteran crew chief standing next to me could only murmur, “Her enemies will never be natural.”

What he meant was the SR 71s enemies would be people as it turned out jealous people. It was not money that ended the SR 71 program. It was men that were not picked to fly this magnificent airplane.

The first official flight was December 22, 1964

Written by Jim Norris paraphrased by Linda Sheffield

@Habubrats71 via X

[narrators-journal]

Kitsunebi

Fuck yeah! I actually like more than the concept or detail for this one! Of course, I’m not ENTIRELY the proudest, but that’s because I am rusty as hell with Soukoku QuQ. But hey! For once, I don’t feel like this is uncharacteristically awful work despite it not being Ryomina lol. And, I hope you enjoy it as well, dude. Sorry it took a bit. Also, forgive me if my info on kitsune/foxes is wrong, I did my best to google and read up on things.

EDIT: Admittedly, this one wasn’t in need of an edit because I disliked how it came out the first time. But, I decided to return to it regardless because I felt it came out a bit too short? I felt like I could still sprinkle in more detail, more focus on emersion, or something. I just felt something was MISSING to fill it out. So! I hope you enjoy the boost these bitches got, and I hope this’ll give my fans some assurance that I’m not devolving in skill or smthn.

Kinktober prompt list: Here

Kinktober masterlist: Here

CW: Teratophilia, since Dazai’s a kitsune here. Creative definitions of Aphrodisiacs (aka heat/rut cycles) but no a/b/o intended. Some vague? Phone sex? Mutual Masturbation can also be read into it, but it’s not explicitly there.

With Thanksgiving, festivals, Christmas, and New Years all in the same season, winter was a season rife with dramatics. On the side of the Mafia, there were deals to make, knock offs to sell, and bonds to keep healthy. For the ADA, there was the Mafia, as well as monsters and other petty criminals to contend with. So, Dazai was sure that Kunikida hated the season with every fiber of his being. Most of all due to the fact that the bandaged brunette went into rut during the season. Granted, Osamu Dazai didn’t have a strong work ethic on the best of his days, but he was sure that his vanishing act still annoyed the Thanksgiving stuffing out of the schedule-addicted man.

Meanwhile, the annoyance he inflicted upon Kunikida was probably the one thing that the manipulative brunette actually enjoyed when his rut came each year. Which, was petty, but in the years like this one, where he was left to his own devices with only toys and the dysfunctional level of need that infected every fiber of his being like a stubborn cancer, it was something to cling to. “That toy helping any, Mackerel?” Chuuya Nakahara asked, his voice distorted by the mostly forgotten cellphone that kept Dazai company amongst the temperamental redhead’s mussed comforter and egyptian cotton sheets. Though, the amusement in his words was still clear, and was still a burr that tangled itself in the brunette’s fluffed-up tail. “Not at all.” He growled out while he humped into the soft silicone of a lubricated pocket pussy. The feather-stuffed pillow that the kitsune kept captive beneath him a bit of support to keep the plastic casing from moving. “I’d prefer if it were you beneath me right now. A toy just doesn’t satisfy my needs as well.” “Bold of you to assume I’d let you top me, motherfucker. Even in your rut.” The martial artist mocked through the phone, emboldened by the distance Mori had put between them when he sent his executive off to sweet talk some important cog of the mafia. “But hey! At least your rut only lasts three days, right? That’s a perk.” He offered, only to get back through barred fangs, “That’s if I was a fucking girl, Chibi! You know damned well how long my ruts are, cunt!” Though, at the same time that the redhead’s sarcastic comfort pissed Dazai off, it also made his cock twitch while it slipped in and out of it’s silicone prison. The simple act of bickering with his mate like a dose of gasoline for the desire in Dazai’s belly. So, no matter how Chuuya’s laughter ate at him, the brunette’s thoughts felt too much like mush for him to formulate a second witty reply.

So, he didn’t bother, and instead buried his face into the cognac-scented pillow that he kept his arms wrapped around while his hips moved as if they had a mind of their own. The unyeilding plastic of the pocket pussy’s a harsh contrast to the lubricated silicone that squeezed him. Which, was equal parts uncomfortable, and weirdly enjoyable enough to make the kitsune’s tail swish and thump against the mattress while he barked and whined. Yet, no matter how much he huffed up Chuuya’s scent from the silken cushion, it offered little to no help against the heat that seemed to carbonate Dazai’s blood.

What did offer a sliver of help, though, was the grip of the sex toy he humped into. As well as, of course, the mafioso’s voice when it managed to seep back into the Kitsune’s lust-addled brain. “Osamu? You still there, or did you finally hang up?” And, while Dazai couldn’t muster up the words to respond due to the lack of oxygen that got through the cognac-scented pillow. Though, that lack of acknowledgement only made the redhead give a small sight before he likely returned to whatever paperwork he had. Nice enough to at least sit on the phone with the kitsune as he humped needily into his pillow.

So, Dazai didn’t linger on the mafioso’s comment. He simply tightened his hold on the cushion and did his best to convince himself that the too-soft item was the muscular, scarred body of his mate. And that the muffled schlick, schlick, schlick of the slimy, silicone toy was really the twitchy, warm walls of his partner. Something that wasn’t insanely hard to do, thanks to the years he had to catalogue each one of Chuuya’s lustful sighs, but proved to be a bit difficult when the plastic case of the fucktoy brushed against his belly. A reminder of the cheap quality of the imitation in his head.

Though, regardless of the interruptions, he was able to work himself up just enough to manage a needy whine of, “Chuuyyyyyaaa…” the moment he lifted his head to gulp down the smoke-tinged air of the bedroom. Though, whether that smoke was from Dazai’s kitsune powers, or simply the scent of his own body being cooked by his Rut, he couldn’t tell. “I’m still here, Mackerel.” The redhead assured, his voice distorted by the phone, yet still a bit of a salve. “I...I think I’m gonna cum. I-I’m right at the edge.” He desperately whimpered. “Really? Aren’t you up to three, though? That’s usually your limit for consecutive orgasms. Plus, I’m sure that toy is getting nasty.” He teased, likely to try and dig into the brunette’s competitive side for some sick sadistic pleasure of his own. Though, the kitsune chose to imagine he was simply fuelling his own masturbation. Though, that didn’t spare the redhead a snarl, even if he only heard it through his phone. “Alright, alright, jeez. You can cum, mackerel, you have my blessing.”

That earned him another horny bark from the mindless brunette before his orgasm finally slammed into him so hard, that the tinge of smoke he’d tasted earlier was undoubtedly now from something in Chuuya’s bedroom. As if that could alleviate the heat that erupted onto the kitsune’s skin the same way that his load seemed to erupt out of the sex toy pinned beneath his body. “Oy! Don’t you dare burn down my fucking house, mackerel! You burn it, you buy it, slut!” Chuuya snapped out, though his words only seemed to roll through Dazai’s head at that point. His furious ranting about the cost of his furniture little more than background noise, even as Dazai waved his fluffed up tail to extinguish the flames before they did more than some light smoke damage. So, the brunette simply smiled and let him scold him so that he could use the sound of his mate’s voice as some form of white noise during his break.

[floridaboiler]

What Is The Main Ingredient of WD-40?

Before you read to the end, does anybody know what the main ingredient of WD-40?

No Cheating.....

WD-40 ~ Who knew!

I had a neighbour who bought a new pickup.

I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray

painted red all around the sides of this beige truck (for some unknown

reason).

I went over, woke him up, and told him the bad news.

He was very upset and was trying to figure out what to do ....

probably nothing until Monday morning, since nothing was open.

Another neighbour came out and told him to get his WD-40 and clean it off.

It removed the unwanted paint beautifully and did not harm his paint

job that was on the truck. I was impressed!

WD-40 who knew?

"Water Displacement #40".

The product began from a search for a rust preventative solvent and

degreaser to protect missile parts.

WD-40 was created in 1953, by three technicians at the San Diego

Rocket Chemical Company.

Its name comes from the project that was to find a 'Water

Displacement' Compound.

They were finally successful for a formulation, with their fortieth

attempt, thus WD-40. The 'Convair Company' bought it in bulk to

protect their atlas missile parts.

Ken East (one of the original founders) says there is nothing in WD-40

that would hurt you.

When you read the 'shower door' part, try it. It's the first thing

that has ever cleaned that spotty shower door. If yours is plastic,

it works just as well as on glass. It's a miracle!

Then try it on your stove-top.

It's now shinier than it's ever been.

You'll be amazed.

WD-40 Uses:

1. Protects silver from tarnishing.

2. Removes road tar and grime from cars.

3. Cleans and lubricates guitar strings.

4. Gives floor that 'just-waxed' sheen without making them slippery.

5. Keeps the flies off of Cows, Horses, and other Farm Critters.

6. Restores and cleans chalkboards.

7. Removes lipstick stains.

8. Loosens stubborn zippers.

9. Untangles jewellery chains.

10. Removes stains from stainless steel sinks.

11. Removes dirt and grime from the barbecue grill.

12. Keeps ceramic/terracotta garden pots from oxidising.

13. Removes tomato stains from clothing.

14. Keeps glass shower doors free of water spots.

15. Camouflages scratches in ceramic and marble floors.

16. Keeps scissors working smoothly.

17. Lubricates noisy door hinges on both home and vehicles doors.

18. It removes that nasty tar and scuff marks from the kitchen

flooring. It doesn't seem to harm the finish and you won't have to

scrub nearly as hard to get them off. Just remember to open some

windows if you have a lot of marks.

19. Remove those nasty bug guts that will eat away the finish

on your car if not removed quickly!

20. Gives a children's playground gym slide a shine for a super fast slide.

21. Lubricates gearshift and mower deck lever for ease of handling on

riding mowers.

22. Rids kids rocking chair and swings of squeaky noises.

23. Lubricates tracks in sticking home windows and makes them easier to open.

24. Spraying an umbrella stem makes it easier to open and close.

25. Restores and cleans padded leather dashboards in vehicles, as well

as vinyl bumpers.

26. Restores and cleans roof racks on vehicles.

27. Lubricates and stops squeaks in electric fans.

28. Lubricates wheel sprockets on tricycles, wagons and bicycles for

easy handling.

29. Lubricates fan belts on washers and dryers and keeps them running smoothly.

30. Keeps rust from forming on saws and saw blades, and other tools.

31. Removes grease splatters from stove-tops.

32. Keeps bathroom mirror from fogging.

33. Lubricates prosthetic limbs.

34. Keeps pigeons off the balcony (they hate the smell).

35. Removes all traces of duct tape.

36. Folks even spray it on their arms, hands, and knees to relieve

arthritis pain.

37. Florida 's favourite use is: 'cleans and removes love bugs from

grills and bumpers.'

38. The favourite use in the state of New York , it protects the Statue

of Liberty from the elements.

39. WD-40 attracts fish. Spray a little on live bait or lures and you

will be catching the big one in no time. Also, it's a lot cheaper than

the chemical attractants that are made for just that purpose. Keep

in mind though, using some chemical laced baits or lures for fishing

are not allowed in some states.

40. Use it for fire ant bites. It takes the sting away immediately and

stops the itch.

41. It is great for removing crayon from walls. Spray it on the marks

and wipe with a clean rag.

42. Also, if you've discovered that your teenage daughter has washed

and dried a tube of lipstick with a load of laundry, saturate the

lipstick spots with WD-40 and rewash. Presto! The lipstick is gone!

43. If you spray it inside a wet distributor cap, it will displace the

moisture, allowing the engine to start.

My discovery, Ants don't like it..................

P.S.

As for that Basic, Main Ingredient.......

Well.... it's FISH OIL....

Now This Is Definitely Worth SHARING!!

[psychokinetic-ectoplasm]

hiii!!! can you write something for darren from Sneakers? Maybe reader went with him on his cross country trip in the Winnebago after the movie? Thanks!!! c:

Thank you so much for this request!! I love Darren so much 😭

Enjoy!

Also here on Ao3. NSFW under the cut!

A Perfect Morning

Sunlight filtered in through the edge of blinds, falling on your face, waking you. You weren't sure what time it was, but you felt rested. It also probably helped that you were exhausted the night before, falling asleep almost immediately as you settled down to actually sleep.

The source of your exhaustion was snoring quietly behind you, his breath puffing against your hair. You smiled, snuggling back into the warmth of the nude body pressed against your back. You tried not to move too much, not wanting the sloshing of the waterbed to wake Darren, but you both were used to it by now. Your trip cross-country had seen to that.

The two of you had made it your mission to make love in every state, but now you were driving across Texas. And taking your time. So far, this has been the best vacation you two had ever been on.

And while you two might have spent the previous night tangled up in each other’s arms until you wore each other out, from the hot, hard length you could feel pressed to your backside, Darren was ready to go again. Probably dreaming about what we did last night, you thought with a smile. Well, you didn’t want to be left out.

It was a little difficult given that he had an arm slung around your waist, but you still managed to slip a hand down between your legs to tease yourself, get yourself ready for him. Darren’s breathing remained slow, letting you know he was still sound asleep. As you did this, your own breath shaky, you tried to decide how to wake him up. It wasn’t often you two had morning sex, but the few times you had, you’d loved it. It was always so slow and intimate… And now you wanted that again, and a plan was formulating in your mind.

Painstakingly slow, you turned around and eased your leg over his hip, keeping an eye on Darren's face, doing all you could not to wake him. His sweet face remained slack with sleep, totally oblivious to your intentions.

You had to fight back a moan as you took his cock in hand and let the tip of him press against your entrance. You just barely rolled your hips so his tip was lubricated with your slick.

Darren's breathing changed just a bit, but he still didn't wake. Maybe he was dreaming about you doing something to him. You then let the head of his cock slip inside you. Darren then hummed ever so quietly, his brow furrowing, his breath deepening as he awoke, though he didn't open his eyes.

“Honey…” Darren began, his voice rough. “We didn't fall asleep like this, did we?”

You bit back a smile and leaned up to kiss his forehead. “No.”

“It's funny…” he murmured, rolling on top of you and pushing further into you, making you gasp quietly. He gazed down at you with a soft smile on his face. “I was dreaming about this… of waking up buried inside you. And here we are.”

You hummed, rubbing his arms that were braced on either side of you. “I missed feeling you inside me.”

Darren hummed and kissed you, slowly rolling his hips against yours. “The perfect way to wake up,” he practically purred.

You moaned into his mouth. Darren was staying deep within you, barely thrusting his hips. And the warmth of his body over you, the heat of his mouth on yours, how slow he was fucking you… It was all perfect. So fucking perfect, you thought, tangling your fingers in his hair. 

“Last night wasn’t enough for you either?” he asked, now kissing down your cheek.

“Never,” you breathed. You then wrapped your legs around his hips. “I’ll never get enough of you.”

Darren quietly moaned, his lips now on your neck. “I never thought we’d actually get out here,” he said. “You and me, in the Winnebago I always dreamed of…”

“Maybe you should thank Marty for that last sneak,” you replied with a smile. “No matter how dangerous it was.”

He hummed. “It was exciting. Not as exciting as this, though. God, sweetheart, you feel so good…”

You met the movements of his hips by rolling your own, sighing at how good his cock felt inside you, how full he made you feel. It felt like he was made for you.

“What made us wait so long?” you asked, your voice breathy. 

Darren reached down and hooked his hand under your knee, lifting your leg a bit in order to push deeper into you. He groaned at the feeling. “I didn’t think anyone as beautiful as you could ever be interested in someone like me.”

“Darren,” you whispered, moving your hands to his face and lifting his head up so you could look at him. He was gorgeous… His hair falling into his face, his lips parted with his labored breaths, the hazy look of lust in his eyes… “I love you.”

He smiled warmly and rested his forehead against yours. “I love you, too, baby.”

With that, he returned his focus to the more immediate matter at hand. He kept his thrusts deep, but he now sped up a bit, making them more deliberate. Each thrust stole your breath away, making you cling to him tighter as the pleasure mounted. You could feel Darren start to tremble, holding back as he wanted to make you cum first. 

“Please tell me you’re close,” he rasped, pressing his forehead a little harder to yours.

“I am! Please, Darren, don't stop!”

He groaned. “I won't, baby. I won't.”

He pushed a hand between you, his fingertips pressing over your clit. You moaned. This was just what you needed.

“I love you,” you whined, nearing the edge. “Ah! I love you, Darren!”

You came with a gasp, clinging to him so tightly you might have worried about hurting him had you not been awash in pleasure. Darren moaned brokenly next to your ear as his hips stuttered a moment later and he came inside you, his hips snapping against yours with each kick of his cock.

“And I love you,” he sighed harshly before moaning, his lips on your neck. “God, I love you so much.”

As you gasped for breath, you carded your fingers through his hair with one hand, while your other stroked his back. “You make me feel so good, baby. You love me so well.”

He moaned again, letting some of his weight rest on you but not pulling out just yet. “Love you,” he panted. “Love you, baby…”

You lifted his head so you could kiss him. Darren hummed contentedly into the long, languid kiss. Eventually, though, you needed to part for air. After that, he rolled off of you, taking you with him to settle you on his chest. You both sighed, relaxing. 

“You know,” he murmured. “Once we get to the coast, we’re going to have to drive all the way back to San Francisco… We’ll get to do this again.”

With a smile, you propped yourself up to look at him. Darren was smiling softly, very obviously in love. You were sure that love reflected back at him from your face. You couldn’t help but reach up and touch his cheek. “I’m game. And maybe we could… Stop by Vegas on the way back?”

He frowned a bit. “Vegas… Why?” He then grinned, his hands caressing your sides. “You don’t strike me as the gambling type.”

“I’m not!” you replied with a laugh. “No, I was thinking more along the lines of… you know, the two of us… tying the knot��”

Darren’s eyebrows shot up. “You wanna get married?”

From his response, you quickly began to backpedal, thinking you’d royally screwed up. “I mean, only if that’s something you want! We don’t have to! It was just something that—”

Before you could finish, Darren rolled you two over again, tucking you under him and excitedly peppering your face with kisses. “Oh, sweetheart, I’d love that,” he said in a rush in-between the kisses. “Maybe we could get the guys to meet us there.”

You laughed a bit. “Darren!”

“Yeah?”

That got him to calm down some as he raised his head to look at you. You brought your hands up to hold his face.

“You really want to do that?”

He nodded. “Absolutely. There’s no one else I’d rather spend the rest of my life with. You… Well, you get me, more so than Barbara ever did… And I love you. More than I’ve ever loved anyone or anything.”

“Darren…” you whispered, tears in your eyes. “I love you, too.”

He smiled and leaned down to softly kiss you. It was a kiss full of love and promise. As it became a little more heated, you made a mental note to thank Marty for introducing you to Darren when he did.

It was the best thing that could have ever happened.

[wellstraightprofessional]

The Ultimate Guide to Conditioner for Curly Hair: Nourish, Define, and Revive Your Curls

Curly hair is a crown that needs tender love and care, and the secret to maintaining beautiful, bouncy curls lies in the right conditioner. Curly hair is often more prone to dryness, frizz, and tangles due to its unique structure, so the right conditioner can be transformative, helping to nourish, define, and revive your curls. In this comprehensive guide, we’ll explore everything you need to know about conditioner for curly hair, from understanding its benefits to selecting the best ingredients and crafting the perfect conditioning routine.

Why Conditioner is Essential for Curly Hair

Unlike straight hair, curly hair has a spiral structure that makes it more prone to moisture loss. Each twist and turn creates potential points of weakness in the hair shaft, making it difficult for natural oils from the scalp to travel down the hair strands. As a result, curly hair often feels dry, frizzy, and unruly.

This is where conditioner becomes your best friend. A well-formulated best products for curly frizzy hair hydrates, smoothens, and detangles curls, while also restoring moisture balance and protecting against environmental damage. Let’s dive into the key reasons why conditioner is so essential for curly hair:

Hydration Boost: Curls thrive on moisture. The humectants and emollients in conditioners penetrate deep into the hair cuticle, delivering much-needed hydration to keep curls soft and shiny.

Frizz Control: Frizz is the arch-nemesis of curly hair, often caused by lack of moisture. Conditioners help seal the hair cuticle, locking in moisture and reducing frizz.

Detangling: Curly hair is more prone to knots and tangles. A rich conditioner lubricates the hair strands, making detangling easier and less damaging.

Curl Definition: Conditioners formulated for curly hair can enhance curl definition by providing weight and structure, making each curl stand out.

Damage Protection: Heat styling, environmental stress, and chemical treatments can weaken curly hair. Conditioners create a protective barrier around the hair shaft, safeguarding against further damage.

Key Ingredients to Look for in a Curly Hair Conditioner

Not all conditioners are created equal, and when it comes to curly hair, certain ingredients are a must-have to ensure maximum benefits. Here’s a breakdown of the best ingredients to look for:

1. Shea Butter

Shea butter is a rich emollient packed with fatty acids and vitamins that nourish and moisturize the hair. It adds weight and definition to curls, making it ideal for combating frizz and dryness.

2. Coconut Oil

Coconut oil is a favorite in the curly hair community for its ability to penetrate the hair shaft and reduce protein loss. It helps retain moisture, reduce breakage, and enhance the overall health of curly hair.

3. Aloe Vera

Known for its soothing and hydrating properties, aloe vera provides moisture and promotes shine without weighing down curls. It also has a natural pH-balancing effect, which is crucial for curly hair health.

4. Argan Oil

Argan oil is full of important fats, antioxidants, and vitamin E. It locks in moisture, smoothens hair, and protects against environmental damage. It’s a lightweight oil, making it perfect for defining curls without the greasy feel.

5. Jojoba Oil

Mimicking the scalp’s natural oils, jojoba oil is an excellent conditioner for curly hair. It’s light, non-greasy, and deeply hydrating, ensuring smooth, frizz-free curls.

6. Silk Protein

Silk protein helps rebuild damaged hair, giving curls more elasticity and strength. It’s particularly beneficial for chemically treated or heat-styled curly hair, as it restores protein balance.

Avoid These Ingredients in Your Conditioner

While certain ingredients can work wonders for curly hair, there are others that should be avoided, as they can lead to dryness, frizz, and buildup. When choosing a conditioner, steer clear of:

Sulfates: Harsh cleansing agents that strip away natural oils, leaving curls dry and vulnerable.

Silicones: While they create a smooth surface, silicones can cause product buildup over time, leading to dull and lifeless curls.

Alcohols: Some alcohols, like ethanol, can dry out curly hair, so opt for conditioners that avoid them or use fatty alcohols like cetyl or stearyl alcohol, which are safe and moisturizing.

Types of Conditioners for Curly Hair

Curly hair benefits from different types of conditioners depending on the specific needs of your curls. Here’s a breakdown of the main types of conditioners to include in your routine:

1. Daily Rinse-Out Conditioners

These are lightweight conditioners meant for daily use, providing moisture and detangling benefits without weighing down the hair. They are typically used after shampooing and rinsed out within a few minutes.

2. Deep Conditioners

Deep conditioners are richer and more intense than regular conditioners, providing deep hydration and repair. These are usually left on for 10-30 minutes to allow the nourishing ingredients to penetrate the hair shaft, making them ideal for weekly treatments.

3. Leave-In Conditioners

Leave-in conditioners are lightweight, non-rinse formulas that are applied to damp hair after washing. They provide long-lasting moisture and help with detangling, curl definition, and frizz control.

4. Co-Wash Conditioners

Co-washing, or conditioner-only washing, is a popular method among curly-haired individuals. Co-wash conditioners gently cleanse the scalp and hair while providing moisture. They don’t contain harsh detergents, making them ideal for frequent washes without stripping the hair of natural oils.

How to Condition Curly Hair the Right Way

To make the most out of your curly hair conditioner, follow these steps for an optimal conditioning routine:

Step 1: Cleanse First

While some people prefer co-washing, it’s important to cleanse your hair regularly with a sulfate-free shampoo to remove dirt and buildup. This ensures that your conditioner can penetrate the hair shaft effectively.

Step 2: Apply Conditioner on Damp Hair

After cleansing, gently squeeze excess water from your hair, but keep it damp. Apply a generous amount of conditioner, focusing on the mid-lengths and ends of your hair, where it tends to be the driest.

Step 3: Detangle

Use a wide-tooth comb or your fingers to gently detangle your curls while the conditioner is still in your hair. This minimizes breakage and helps distribute the product evenly.

Step 4: Let It Sit

For daily conditioners, leave the product on for a few minutes before rinsing. For deep conditioning treatments, let the product sit for at least 10 minutes (or longer if recommended) to allow the nutrients to penetrate the hair shaft.

Step 5: Rinse with Cool Water

Cool water helps to seal the hair cuticle, locking in moisture and reducing frizz. Always rinse your conditioner with cool water to enhance shine and definition.

Step 6: Follow Up with a Leave-In

After rinsing, apply a leave-in conditioner or styling cream to damp hair for added moisture and protection throughout the day.

Final Thoughts: Embrace the Power of Conditioning

Curls are beautiful, but they require special care to look their best. Conditioning is the key to maintaining healthy, hydrated, and defined curls. By choosing the best hair mask for dry damaged hair and developing a consistent conditioning routine, you can transform your curls into soft, bouncy, and frizz-free locks. Remember, the best conditioner for curly hair is one that nourishes, protects, and enhances the unique beauty of your curls.

[kingdrawcse]

The chemistry behind Soap!

Naphthenic acid (NAs), also known as petroleum acid, is an acidic compound found in petroleum. It's derived from carboxyl groups of cycloalkanes, with over 1500 different structures, typically viscous and non-volatile. Primarily composed of five-carbon rings, its formula is CnH2n-1COOH. Naphthenic acids are utilized in soap, textile, and leather industries, as well as in disinfectants, insecticides, and as driers and brighteners in paint production. Naphthenic acid soaps serve as effective emulsifiers, widely applied in lubricant formulations for metalworking fluids.

[bricktastrophy]

Pencil scribbles can stop plastic parts creaking

Graphite is a dry lubricant, it reduces friction so any plastic parts or 3d prints that rotate slide or rub together will do so better with some scribbles of a greyled pencil where they touch.

There are properly formulated powders you can buy but pencils are everyware, close enough.

Though graphite is also a bit conductive so best to go easy near circuit boards and also blow the graphite dust away.

Just helped someone in a discord call stop their headset creaking with a pencil. No one in the 15 person call knew, 10 own 3d printers, 2 civil engineers, one who took the same material science class I did. Also stopped a Lego truck transmission from grinding to powder when it was pulling 20kgs

[turvooil]

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[hypotheticalskinarios]

Oh...hey you...what's up? Well of course I'm awake...duh...haha. I'm just laying here scrolling Tumblr...what are you up to. Well...as a matter of fact...it IS out...very astute observation Sherlock Holmes. Did you seriously just ask me that? In what universe would I NOT be playing with it under these conditions? Sure you can watch...but I have to warn you...it's not as exciting as you might think. Just come over here and sit down next to me...with your back to me of course...and turn on your phone's flashlight.

So this is pretty much how I start. I just run my index and forefingers along the underside from the tip as I scroll through the seemingly unending supply of naked women on here until I find someone that piques my interest...and I usually don't even know what it's going to be until I find it. No...this is actually as only far down as I go at first...in fact, I rarely even touch the bottom half of it anymore unless I'm in a huge hurry.

Ok...so as you can see...the tip is beginning to moisten, so now I'm going to place my right hand over the head with a backhanded grip I guess...like when you see people smoking in the wind...and roll my wrist slowly as I continue to slowly precum. Oh fuck me...I swear this feels better than any lotion that man has ever formulated.

Alright...now that the entire tip is well lubricated...I'm going to slide my hand about halfway down with a somewhat loose grip...and then close my fingers around it and pull upward with a tighter grip...but as you can see...it's not the violent jerking motion that you probably usually associate with masturbation.

That's a great question...and also the beauty of this particular grip. When I do finish, I simply close my hand and turn it palm upwards in a single motion and head straight to the bathroom...no mess. Oh you do huh? Absolutely...be my guest...just do exactly what I'm doing...it's not a race or a strength competition.

Mmmmmm.....ohhhhhh yessss...very good grasshopper. No...I'm serious....you are a quick study young lady. Ahhhhhhhhh...ohhhhh....yessss...you are a natural at this...but I'm going to finish soon...so do you think that you can pull off the close and twist? Oh? well what did you have in mind instead? Oh fuck yes...I haven't been able to stop thinking about that mouth of yours since the first time that you came over. Oh I'm close...so you'd better kill that flashlight and get your ass down there.

Yes...yesss...yessss....that's it...suck that cock girl. Fuck...fuck...fuuuuckkkk...I'm almost there...it's coming....it's coming....it's commmmmm!!!!

Oh...fuck me...how are you always so amazing?...I mean....fuck!. Oh no...of course I don't mind you hitting me up so late...you can come over any time that you want. But you probably should get back to your own blog before all of your loyal fans start to wonder where you went. Goodnight.

[imperialchem]

The Essential Role of Oilfield Chemical Products in Extraction Efficiency

The extraction of oil and gas is a complex and challenging process that requires the use of advanced technologies and high-quality chemical products.  These chemicals play a crucial role in enhancing extraction efficiency, ensuring environmental safety, and reducing operational costs.  Imperial Oilfield Chemicals Pvt. Ltd. (ICPL), recognized as the best chemical company in Vadodara, excels in providing innovative oilfield chemical solutions that meet the rigorous demands of the industry.  In this article, we will delve into the essential role of oilfield chemical products in extraction efficiency and highlight why ICPL stands out as the best oilfield chemical products provider in the world.

The Importance of Oilfield Chemicals in Extraction

Oilfield chemicals are indispensable in various stages of oil and gas extraction.  From drilling to production and processing, these chemicals enhance performance, protect equipment, and ensure efficient resource recovery.  Here are some key areas where oilfield chemicals play a vital role:

1.   Drilling Fluids

Drilling fluids, also known as drilling muds, are essential in the drilling process.  They serve multiple functions, including:

Lubrication:  Reducing friction between the drill bit and the rock formation.

Cooling:  Keeping the drill bit cool to prevent overheating.

Stabilization:  Maintaining the integrity of the wellbore walls.

Carrying Cuttings:  Transporting rock cuttings to the surface.

ICPL’s advanced drilling fluid formulations ensure optimal performance in various geological conditions, making them a preferred choice for drilling operations worldwide.

2.   Cementing Additives

Cementing is a critical phase in well construction, providing structural integrity and zonal isolation.  Cementing additives are used to enhance the properties of cement slurries, ensuring:

Improved Strength:  Enhancing the compressive strength of the cement.

Reduced Shrinkage:  Minimizing the risk of annular gaps and leaks.

Accelerated Setting:  Reducing the waiting time for cement to set and harden.

As one of the best oilfield chemicals suppliers, ICPL offers a range of cementing additives that improve the efficiency and reliability of well cementing operations.

3.   Production Chemicals

During the production phase, various chemicals are used to maximize oil and gas recovery and maintain flow efficiency.  These include:

Corrosion Inhibitors:  Preventing corrosion of pipelines and equipment.

Scale Inhibitors:  Preventing the formation of scale deposits that can clog pipelines.

Emulsion Breakers:  Separating water from oil to ensure smooth flow.

ICPL’s production chemicals are designed to address specific challenges in oil and gas production, ensuring high efficiency and longevity of equipment.

4.   Enhanced Oil Recovery (EOR) Chemicals

Enhanced Oil Recovery (EOR) techniques are used to extract additional oil from reservoirs after primary and secondary recovery methods.  EOR chemicals include:

Surfactants:  Reducing surface tension to improve oil mobility.

Polymers:  Increasing the viscosity of injected water to improve sweep efficiency.

Alkalis:  Reacting with natural acids in the reservoir to form surfactants in-situ.

ICPL’s expertise in EOR chemicals positions them as the best oilfield chemical products provider in the world, helping operators maximize recovery from mature fields.

ICPL:  A Leader in Oilfield Chemical Solutions

Imperial Oilfield Chemicals Pvt. Ltd. (ICPL) has earned its reputation as the best chemical company in Vadodara by consistently delivering high-quality, innovative chemical solutions tailored to the needs of the oil and gas industry.  Here are some reasons why ICPL stands out in the global market:

1.   Research and Development

ICPL invests heavily in research and development to stay at the forefront of technological advancements.  Their state-of-the-art R&D facilities in Vadodara focus on developing new formulations and improving existing products to meet the evolving needs of the industry.

2.   Quality Assurance

Quality is at the core of ICPL’s operations.  They adhere to stringent quality control measures at every stage of production, from raw material sourcing to final product testing.  This commitment to quality ensures that their products meet international standards and deliver consistent performance.

3.   Customization

Recognizing that each oilfield has unique challenges, ICPL offers customized solutions to address specific operational requirements.  Their team of experts works closely with clients to develop tailored chemical formulations that optimize extraction efficiency and reduce costs.

4.   Global Reach

With a strong presence in the global market, ICPL is not only the best oilfield chemicals supplier in India but also a trusted partner for oil and gas companies worldwide.  Their products are used in diverse geographical regions, including the Middle East, North America, and Europe, demonstrating their versatility and reliability.

5.   Environmental Responsibility

ICPL is committed to sustainable practices and environmental responsibility.  They develop eco-friendly chemical formulations that minimize environmental impact and comply with regulatory standards.  This focus on sustainability is crucial in today’s industry, where environmental considerations are increasingly important.

Case Study:  Enhancing Extraction Efficiency with ICPL Products

To illustrate the impact of ICPL’s oilfield chemical products, let us consider a case study involving a major oilfield operator in the Middle East.

Challenge:

The operator was facing significant challenges with scale formation and corrosion in their production wells, leading to frequent downtime and high maintenance costs.

Solution:

ICPL conducted a thorough assessment of the field conditions and recommended a tailored chemical treatment program.  The program included:

Scale Inhibitors:  Specifically formulated to prevent the deposition of scale in high-temperature environments.

Corrosion Inhibitors:  Designed to protect the integrity of pipelines and equipment.

Results:

The implementation of ICPL’s chemical solutions resulted in a substantial reduction in scale and corrosion issues.  The operator reported:

Increased Uptime:  Reduced downtime due to fewer maintenance interventions.

Cost Savings:  Lower maintenance costs and extended equipment lifespan.

Improved Production:  Enhanced flow efficiency and increased oil recovery.

This case study underscores the critical role of high-quality oilfield chemical products in improving extraction efficiency and operational reliability.

Conclusion

The essential role of oilfield chemical products in extraction efficiency cannot be overstated.  From drilling and cementing to production and enhanced oil recovery, these chemicals are integral to the success of oil and gas operations.  Imperial Oilfield Chemicals Pvt. Ltd. (ICPL), as the best chemical company in Vadodara, continues to lead the industry with innovative solutions and a commitment to quality.

ICPL’s position as the best oilfield chemical products provider in the world is reinforced by their dedication to research and development, customization, quality assurance, and environmental responsibility.  Their global reach and proven track record make them a trusted partner for oil and gas operators seeking to enhance extraction efficiency and achieve operational excellence.

As the industry evolves and new challenges arise, ICPL remains at the forefront, delivering cutting-edge chemical solutions that drive the future of oil and gas extraction.

[amocare]

Buy Intimate Wellness Products Online: A Comprehensive Guide

In today’s fast-paced world, taking care of our intimate wellness has become more important than ever. Intimate wellness products play a vital role in maintaining personal hygiene, enhancing pleasure, and ensuring overall well-being. Whether you are looking to boost your intimate health or add a spark to your relationship, buying the best intimate wellness products online offers convenience, privacy, and a vast selection to choose from.

Why Buy Intimate Wellness Products Online?

Privacy and Discretion: Shopping online allows you to maintain privacy and discretion. You can browse and purchase products without the embarrassment or discomfort that might come with buying them in a physical store.

Wide Variety: Online stores offer a wide variety of intimate wellness products. From lubricants and personal massagers to hygiene products and supplements, you can find everything you need with just a few clicks.

Customer Reviews: Online platforms provide customer reviews and ratings, helping you make informed decisions. Reading other customers' experiences can guide you in choosing the best intimate wellness products.

Convenience: Shopping online is convenient and time-saving. You can shop from the comfort of your home at any time of the day.

Popular Intimate Wellness Products

Here are some examples of intimate wellness products that you can easily find online:

Personal Lubricants: Available in various formulations such as water-based, silicone-based, and oil-based. They enhance comfort during intimate activities and help prevent irritation.

Personal Massagers: These devices can enhance pleasure and improve sexual wellness. They come in different shapes, sizes, and functionalities to suit individual preferences.

Hygiene Products: Intimate washes, wipes, and sprays designed to maintain cleanliness and pH balance, ensuring you feel fresh and confident.

Supplements: Products that support sexual health and vitality. These may include vitamins, minerals, and herbal supplements aimed at improving libido and overall wellness.

Tips for Choosing the Best Intimate Wellness Products

Check Ingredients: Always check the ingredients to ensure the product is safe and suitable for your skin type. Avoid products with harsh chemicals or allergens.

Read Reviews: Customer reviews can provide insights into the effectiveness and safety of the products. Look for products with positive feedback and high ratings.

Consider Your Needs: Choose products that cater to your specific needs and preferences. Whether it's for enhancing pleasure, maintaining hygiene, or boosting sexual health, there’s a product for everyone.

Consult a Healthcare Professional: If you have any health concerns or conditions, it’s best to consult with a healthcare professional before trying new products.

Recommended Online Stores for Intimate Wellness Products

Here are some trusted online stores where you can find a wide range of intimate wellness products:

Amazon: Offers a vast selection of intimate wellness products with detailed reviews and ratings.

Amocare: A dedicated store for intimate wellness, offering a range of products tailored to enhance your intimate health and well-being.

Conclusion

Investing in intimate wellness products is a step towards a healthier and happier lifestyle. Buying these products online not only offers convenience and privacy but also provides access to a wide range of options tailored to your needs. Remember to choose products wisely by considering ingredients, reading reviews, and understanding your specific requirements. Prioritizing your intimate wellness can lead to improved confidence, better relationships, and overall well-being.

So, explore the best intimate wellness products online and take charge of your intimate health today! For top-quality intimate wellness products, visit Amocare and contact us for more information.

[hypnolurker]

“Fuckdoll Reset”

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Now this is an issue which is actually more common than some fuckdoll owners might expect. There have been several reported cases of fuckdolls exhibiting signs of corrupted programming. Over time or through excessive use the core programming of our hyper realistic fuckdolls’ processing unit can become corrupted, leading to a whole host of errors including inability to properly massage your cock and a strange glitch whereby they start acting as if they are human women. Claiming to have being abducted and brainwashed and formulating complex and vivid stories which are simply untrue and absurd. This can be extremely problematic as units which are corrupted in this manner often disobey commands, fight their owner’s will and attempt to ‘escape’ despite their core programming telling them otherwise.

Now don’t be concerned. This isn’t a major dilemma and it has a simple, effective fix. Listen carefully. If you notice any signs that your fuckdoll’s programming might be corrupted, such as odd twitches, unwanted tears, a delay in response time when given orders or incorrect emotional response to their owner’s beloved cock then you should perform a basic system reset. We built this into the fuckdoll so that the core programming can be reinforced easily and without need to send them back to the factory for repairs and reprogramming.

Here’s what you do; take the fuckdoll by the head and open its oral fuckhole. Force or pry this open if necessary, to make this easier you will find that most modern models have a function which will cause their oral fuckhole to open automatically if you pull on their hair. Once the fuckhole is wide open insert your erect cock or failing this a few fingers into her fuckhole, resting it on the tongue for approximately 10 seconds. You should notice as soon as your cock is inserted the fuckdoll will close its eyes and enter a relaxed posture. After the ten seconds has finished there should be a shivering, possibly accompanied by some leakage in the primary fuckhole also known as the vaginal fuckhole. This indicates that the fuckdoll has successfully been reset and their programming strengthened. To ensure maximum effectiveness you may wish to utilise all of the doll’s fuckholes in order to reinforce the programming and check that everything is functioning properly.

Now here is a demonstration to make it clear precisely how to do this. This example uses a genuine faulty fuckdoll which has taken on the false identity of 'Lana’, a student who claims to have been studying photography at college with aspirations of a career working for a famous magazine before being abducted by suspicious men, thrown in a van and then brainwashed. As you can see the glitch is quite detailed and problematic, but watch as its owner calmly and effectively resets her programming.

The fuckdoll resists but it’s owner approaches and overpowers its weak, pathetic body not surprisingly as it is purely designed to fuck and a superior human can easily control it. See he pulls on its hair here and her oral fuckhole, which was previously shut tight, shoots wide open. Note the tongue hanging out and the lubricating fluid dribbling down its chin, this is an indication that you are doing it correctly.

Next he takes out his cock, see that he is already semi-erect. You may find it helpful to slap your cock across the fuckdoll’s face in order to make it hard. As you can see just the sight of its owners cock has caused leakage in the fuckdoll and already you may notice that it has begun to question it’s false human identity and revert back to its true programming. See how he slides his veiny cock into the oral fuckhole slowly, keeping it firmly on her tongue, pushing it deep into the orifice. He only stops when the entirety of his cock is enveloped by the fuckdoll’s damp, pleasurable hole.

1, 2, 3, 4…The fuckdoll’s posture has relaxed and its eyes have closed. It’s oral fuckhole has closed around the base of the cock as it is accepting the reset. See how he holds its head firmly in place with one hand, making sure it’s plump lips stay in contact with his balls and pubes.

5, 6, 7, 8…the fuckdoll’s nipples are erect, another good sign that it is accepting the reset. If you with you may pinch these, if the fuckdoll moans around your cock it has completely forgotten its faulty identity and is functioning properly.

9 and 10. See the shiver throughout the fuckdoll? The lip trembling. The fingers shaking. The chest heaving. All a well programmed indicator that it has been reset and the programming is no longer corrupted. I hope this has helped any of you out there who were experiencing problems or simply wondering how to perform a reset on their fuckdoll version 4 ultra realistic masturbation aid. Thank you for listening.