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[vampirefilmreview]

Dark Shadows (2012)

Date Watched: 7/18/2023

Gay: 3/10. Oh they are so spuffy it kills me

Twilight Influences: surprisingly none

Enjoyment: 10/10. I wasn't sure about this ranking but the more I think about this movie, the more I love it. I've avoided it for so long when it was on Netflix because I was so scared it would be bad but it is delightful. Sure it's just downright funny but the story within... Barnabas and Josette/Vicky contrasted with Angie who will ruin Barnabas' life and family to keep him with her. I mean, that's spuffy, baby! This movie made me laugh and it made me cry and it made me realize Alice Cooper made a vampire movie and I've already seen it but just didn't know who he was. And then the rest of the family is just... except Roger he does nothing. It's just so good I'm gonna make everyone watch it forever.

Vampires: There's really just the one and idk how to feel. I like that he has a reason to be detached from the current culture and I think vampirism as a literal curse is really cool. Obviously he can still make sires but god the fact that Josette was forced to die and he was forced to live. Just for that it gets points but it loses points because the whole family aren't vampires... I mean just look at the poster they all look like vampires. 8/10

No sire rule

Representative of 2010s? ... not really

Relative Popularity? I feel like a lot of people know about it

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Logan: trauma dumps Wade:

[napping-sapphic]

*large resigned sigh* i would be SO good at being someone’s pathetic girlfriend

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I FORGOR TO POST THIS ONE younger earlier 20’s t’pring and spock not gaf-ing AT ALL at their betrothal picture ^_^

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I couldn't sleep so I drew some Pomnies shes surprisingly fun to draw lol Oh and some doomed yuri too I guess xD buttonblossom is cute n all but calling them doomed yuri or digital yuri is a lot funnier to me

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teen skk being a menace to society (and each other) is my fav flavor of them

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me when i don’t like him

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FiddleStantober2024- Day 11, Suits!

[linkedin-offficial]

hymnheart birds, better known as "hymns", or "travel mount" birds, are a genus of bird derivative from todays common flocking birds of sky (doves), and the less common nightbirds.

during the days of prosperity, these birds were bred to be large and capable of carrying many passengers, as skypeople flight was not a common form of travel. similarly, it wasnt uncommon to find a smaller version of these birds (usually bred by hand, and not by known breeders), meant for single person travel, that was also often used in racing. these lesser travel mounts are known to have sparked the use of mantas for racing and speedy travel, as mantas were faster and smaller, and functionally better for the same uses.

in modern day, these birds are considered to be extinct. after great technological advantages like flying boats becoming mainstream, and soon after the modernization of 'caped' flight, hymns numbers had begun to dwindle due to simply no longer needing them for their main purpose. unlike hymn travel however, manta riding remained persistent as a practice, as the species was abundant, and did not need skypeople aid to continue to breed.

few individuals, like those of the nester families, continued to breed these birds, but eventually discontinued the practice as it became laborious and took too much time.

[v4guelyv4mpiric]

do you guys see the vision?

inspo under the cut

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gay bugs doing a kissie :]]

void kissie, even

[vampirefilmreview]

Day Shift (2022)

Date Watched: 1/31/2023

Gay: 0/10. I like the movie so I'm sorry

Twilight Influences: some for sure but more buffy and lost boys

Enjoyment: 7/10. I like the vampires a lot but I don't like the Franco twink, Seth. I think he could've been better but he did get to be a vampire.. I liked seeing snoop dog and the hunters' union but really this movie is all about the action. It's really well choreographed and filmed and lit. The BULLET SCENE! It's fucking insane and the way the wire is such a chekhov's gun it's amazing. Plus the main vampire was hot.

Vampires: Mix of CGI and practical but I'm seeing a LOT of lost boys influences. They look kinda like zombies or the morbius vampires but they kinda have style. They're the perfect mix of grotesque and realistic and their faces can shift. I just don't care about the different breeds. 6/10

Explicitly no sire rule but powerful sires make powerful vampires

Representative of 2020s? Too soon

Relative Popularity? Meh. Some people have seen it and I think they put it on the netflix featured for a while but it's not too popular and most people online just care about snoop dog (and he does have the best line.. and the song he has in it is really good)

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every whizzer outfit !!

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Our Flag Means Death Season 2 Episodes 6 + 7 Reductress Headlines

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Just thought I should remind you all about this frame in particular

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