#love365 incorrect quotes

[incorrect-otome]

MC: who do you dislike more? Ota or Baba??

Soryu: hmm...I'll have to go with Mamoru

Mamoru in the background: I wasn't even a damm option, you jerk

[gxnache]

Partheno: if it's one sin or 10 sins, you're still getting punished. so why not go for 100000 sins and go down a legend

[the-voltage-diaries]

Sex vs XXX

MC: “Eisuke, want to have x-x-x tonight?”

Eisuke: Buys Oxford, Cambridge and Harvard 

Inspired from:

Because what is sex? We only know xxx.

Special tag for my partner in crime: @leoamber66​

[incorrect-otome]

Person: can you tell me where I can find Mamoru Kishi

Baba: yea, go straight down there, turn left, you look for a dirty old man with a cigarette and follow him

Person: and he'll take me to Mamoru Kishi?

Baba: that is Mamoru Kishi

[incorrect-otome]

Baba: are you mad?

Soryu: no.

Baba: so sharpening knives at 2am is just a new hobby then?

[gxnache]

MC: you remind me of the ocean

Scorpio: because i'm deep and mysterious?

MC: nope because you're salty and scare the shit out of people

[incorrect-otome]

Luke, setting a card down: Ace of spades

Baba, pulling out a UNO card: +4

Ota, pulling out a Pokémon card: Pikachu, I choose you

MC: what you playing?

Soryu: my nerves

[gxnache]

Teorus: you shouldn't use a straw...

Ichthys: I know, it's harmful for the environment

Teorus: no, it's just-

Teorus: people eat lasagna with a fork

[gxnache]

[Ichthys as a father]

Random guy in the park: if you're happy and know it, clap your hands

Ichthys, smiling: [claps]

Ichthys:

Ichthys: SHIT I WAS HOLDING THE BABY-

[gxnache]

Scorpio: Resia is at that very special stage when girls have only one thing in their mind

Others: boys?

Resia: homicide

[gxnache]

MC, standing in front of a board that says "dying": there's only one thing worse than dying

MC, pulls off the paper above "dying" to reveal "humanity": boom

Scorpio: humanity

MC: no

[incorrect-otome]

Soryu: Baba reminds me of a cloud

Ota: what, why?

Soryu: when he disappears, it's a beautiful day

[incorrect-otome]

Scorpio: why tf are you following me?

Mc: my mum always said to follow my dreams ;)

Scorpio, flustered: jokes on you, because I'm a fxcking nightmare

[incorrect-otome]

MC: look, I know you think my judgement is clouded because I like Eisuke a little bit

Shuichi, holding MC's notepad: you doodled you wedding invitations

MC: no, that's our joint tombstone

Shuichi: ah, my mistake

[incorrect-otome]

Baba: are we fighting or flirting right now?

Soryu: my hand is around your throat

Baba: that doesn't answer my question Soryu.

[incorrect-otome]

Eito: Mom is missing. Where is she?

Eisuke: how would I know? You think I havea tracker on her or something?

Eito: well, don't you?

Eisuke:

Eisuke: yea, hold on.