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Soryu: is there a particular reason you're bleeding out inside my tent?

Baba: well it's a little too cold to bleed outside.

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Person: can you tell me where I can find Mamoru Kishi

Baba: yea, go straight down there, turn left, you look for a dirty old man with a cigarette and follow him

Person: and he'll take me to Mamoru Kishi?

Baba: that is Mamoru Kishi

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Baba: are you mad?

Soryu: no.

Baba: so sharpening knives at 2am is just a new hobby then?

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MC: who do you dislike more? Ota or Baba??

Soryu: hmm...I'll have to go with Mamoru

Mamoru in the background: I wasn't even a damm option, you jerk

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Luke, setting a card down: Ace of spades

Baba, pulling out a UNO card: +4

Ota, pulling out a Pokémon card: Pikachu, I choose you

MC: what you playing?

Soryu: my nerves

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Scorpio: why tf are you following me?

Mc: my mum always said to follow my dreams ;)

Scorpio, flustered: jokes on you, because I'm a fxcking nightmare

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Soryu: Baba reminds me of a cloud

Ota: what, why?

Soryu: when he disappears, it's a beautiful day

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MC: look, I know you think my judgement is clouded because I like Eisuke a little bit

Shuichi, holding MC's notepad: you doodled you wedding invitations

MC: no, that's our joint tombstone

Shuichi: ah, my mistake

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Baba: are we fighting or flirting right now?

Soryu: my hand is around your throat

Baba: that doesn't answer my question Soryu.

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Leon: the dead sea is the saltiest thing on the earth...

Leon, to Scorpio: ...next to you and your salty ass

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Luke: what's your favourite spice?

Rhion: cinnamon!

Mamoru: salt

Baba: cyanide!

Everyone:...

Baba: why are you all staring at me like that?

Soryu: how the fxck are you not dead yet?

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Ota: Baba is 80% theif, 20% old and 100% womaniser

Soryu: that's 200%

Baba: I'm twice the man you'll ever be

Soryu: did you make a mistake? The correct sentence would be 'im twice the idiot you'll ever be'

Mamoru, smirking: so Soryu you agree that your 100% and idiot?

Soryu: *knows he fxcked up* ...

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Eito: Mom is missing. Where is she?

Eisuke: how would I know? You think I havea tracker on her or something?

Eito: well, don't you?

Eisuke:

Eisuke: yea, hold on.

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Luke: birth certificates are just receipts for people

Ota:

Hishikura:

Soryu: how and where can I return Baba?

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MC: your eyes are so beautiful

Shuichi: thanks.

Shuichi, takes off his glasses: they don't work.

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Ota: me and baba have such a weird relationship. Like I'd give him my kidney but I would rather die than consider him as a friend

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Sakuya: I hate myself

Kiyoharu: it's ok, because I'll love you for the both of us