#love wouldn't lie to me
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People come and people go. I put on a real good show. How I do it I don't know. It's gone gone gone. It's all hanging by a thread. I try to see a day ahead. I only see the past instead. It's gone gone gone. Love shouldn't lie to me. Love couldn't lie to me. Love wouldn't lie to me. But it did. And though I know I'll survive. Love shouldn't lie to me. Love couldn't lie to me. Love wouldn't lie to me. But it did. But it did. Oh.
Love Wouldn't Lie To Me by Trisha Yearwood
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Sam being immediately called out for lying about being done with the "Magnus stuff" is so funny. Absolutely no one believes you. The computers don't believe you. Alice doesn't believe you. You don't believe yourself. You are in a series titled "the Magnus protocol". This is the most obviously incorrect statement in the entire podcast so far.
#season 1 jon levels of trying to lie to yourself#that slight audio glitch on “nope I wouldn't be interested” took me out like sorry sam but the computers said that was objectively wrong#I haven't stopped laughing at this line since tuesday I love it so much#the magnus protocol#tmagp 12#tmagp spoilers#my posts
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This weeks Tim/Steph content
A throwback to that time Steph got bored waiting for Batman to show up to the Batfamily meeting he’d called and tried to get Tim to make out with her:
Detective comics issue #1000
“I like this question. If I show you is that an answer?” “No. Maybe”
They’re both so ridiculous 😭 I love them🖤
#He was caving#Don’t lie Tim you wanted to#they’re not siblings#they’re in love your honor#timsteph#ultra violet#you can pry this ship from my cold dead hands#stephanie brown#tim drake#dc comics#redrobin#spoiler#i miss them so so so much#i will never stop shipping them#dc could kill them both and it wouldn't stop me#i WILL write a fix it fic and keep going
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Meme dump yayyy🥳✨️
(off to make more now muhahaha >:3)
#SIGH WHERE HAD LILI DISAPPEARED TO THIS TIME? TSK TSK SMH 😔#Now now my dearest darling loyal subjects fret not~!!#your beloved princess shall answer all your worries away ~★#mwah mwah~<3#heh~🤭🩷#Soooo updated time!!! >_<#I'm on a road trip halfway across the country rn (was a fun bad idea..my cousins and I nearly had a heat stroke TWICE but it's soo worth it#...I'll hopefully be back by tonight because it's my grandfather's birthday tomorrow and we're planning a surprise party for him#Muhahaha >:3#* happy dances*#Anyways I had time to kill between crying while playing mystic messenger together with my cousin#(I'm making her do Saeran's route sjbqbjjbqjbqbj9ioqjqhiqohwu9wh9uwub I LOVE HIM I ADORE HIM HE WAS THE FIRST CHARACTER I EVER WANTED TO#MARRY HE IS SO DREAM HUSBAND CODED SIJSB8YWBUW MY POOR POOR SWEET ANGEL BABY YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER#THE WORLD DOES NOT DESERVE YOU AAHHHIHSIHAIJIAJ AND OMG HIS ENDING SONG IT ALWAYS MAKES ME CRY SJOBSOJHJSH0SSUS0SSHU0IS0HISH0IS0JHSHJS0HIS0#EVEN IF YOU WERE AN EXPIRED LOLIPOP I'D STILL EAT YOU!! I'D ALWAYS EAT YOU AND ONLY YOU NO MATTER WHAT#I-I MEAN PICK YOU!!! I'D ALWAYS PICK YOU NO MATTER WHAT!! NOT TO SAY THAT I WOULDN'T CANNIBALISE YOU!!#GIVE ME THE CHANCE AND I'D LICK YOU UP I WON'T LEAVE A SINGLE DROP BEHIND O-OF THE LOLIPOP OF OFC NOT TO SAY I WOULDN'T DO THE SAME IF IT#WAS HIS C- I'LL STOP MUST CONTROL I CAN'T WRITE ESSAYS HERE OF HOW MUCH I LOVE AND WANT SAERAN AHHHH MY HEART🥺🩷🩷😭😭)#*cough cough*sooo anywho I'm normal now dw!!😇✨️ (/lie)#and us reading ORV (I'm on chapter 340 something rn and kdj is kdj and i just want to soksjnss9hsj9sbu that stupid squid (/affectionate)#and if I start ranting rn it would never end...#so expect like a 80000 words essay when I'm done with the full novel🫠)#I cleared out my phone gallery yayyy heh🥳🤭 and found so many RH memes that I never posted lmao#Oh!!! And I've noticed something even though I'm a Vin girly through and through#(as evidenced by the fact that my blog is quite literally a shrine to him)#I always end up making Crux memes more...That stupid green onion clown you're so easy to love😔🩷#Anyways Lili out now mwah mwah mwah 🩷🩷🫂✨️#♡{reanimated heart}♡#reanimated heart#reanimatedheart
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Hottest JJBA Outfit Bracket - Joseph Joestar First Preliminary Poll
This is the first prelim poll for Joseph Joestar, with the purpose to select the best two outfits to move on to a second phase. I'm sorry about this one, Joseph has way too many outfits, the little son of a bitch.
#seriously. this bitch has 17 different fucking outfits that i could find the little fucker#i love him and i love his style and he looks great in (almost) all of them#but 17 FUCKING OUTFITS JOJO? why the fuck do you need that many#he changes clothes every scene he's only in like 11 episodes before sdc#also. im sorry for the tequila joseph look but i feel i knda have to add it even if it makes me so fucking uncomfortable?? idk he's awful#anyway. i'm a sucker for the funeral outfit BUT i can't lie i have to vote for the beanie and crop top look#he looks like a butch i'd want to make out with at a party but wouldn't have the guts to approach#he looks so GOOD in that pic like ughhhh jojo just one chance pleasee#(its easy to get a chance with him but still)#joseph joestar#battle tendency#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#who's hotter jjba#hottest jjba outfit bracket
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Erm!! I did more art!!!!!! My art style is so inconsistent I want to draw more realistically but I'm goofy goober at my core....... Gehahahaha
Also???? Pony Error under cut??????? (and a few error sketches!) Hidden slightly because I'm still a bit unsure about the design RAHH
I think it'd be cool if he had strings all over his body like he was some mangled stupid hasbro official pony plushie...... but the strings were like insanely last minute LMAO so I want to redo it again with that in mind.... when the pony takes me over again.
Transcript for Pony Info (because my handwriting is a bit messy)
PONY INFO!
Strings run along entire body
Used to have a cutie mark, but the file is "lost"
Horn sparks & glitches dangerously when using magic
-> Not harmful to him, but strong emotions can cause it to flare up (basically when the horn starts fuzzing a lot you know he's close to a full-on reboot)
Whatever the hell this thing is core -> (pic of very stupid looking Hasbro official Princess Twilight Sparkle plushie with brushable hair!!!! Batteries not included)
↓ WARNING!!! STUPID IDIOT BELOW!!!!!!! 🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☣️☣️☣️☣️☣️☣️☣️🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 ↓
#utmv#swapdream#swad sans#swapdream dream#swan sans#swapdream nightmare#error sans#gamers err.... they're really stupid!!!#I hate them so much!!!! (LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE i love them actually with all my being)#I have no idea what I'm doing I'm not used to tumblr editor#I want to make my page look cooler..... maybe 2010s theme..... can i do that perhaps?#Stupid idiots!!!! Sorry my demons#I should probably make an intro post too but idk what to say.... other than “helo i like erm. Undertale! I like..... pretty much only UTMV!#This is mostly a lie I like other things but I'm only going to be posting UTMV mainly#Sigh getting off track anyways!!!!! Idiots!!! I hate them!#Swad he's so prim and proper and completely obnoxious#I feel like with him being completely manic 24/7 he wouldn't take care of himself very well#Like if it weren't for the self healing thing he would look absolutely terrible. Rotting teeth cracked bones etc etc and he would not care#He would still prance around in fields of daisies tho he is literally too hyped up#I feel like he would chase Swan like until his body physically could take no more#One sec he's approaching at full speed and the next he shuts down completely & collapses just because his body literally ran out of juice#Error is striving for that hobocore aesthetic he will not change his clothes ever he constantly repairs the same ones#I also feel like Error would be like. insanely stinky (PEE-YEW!)#Water doesn't interact well with his body so he avoids it best he can#he can only take sponge baths for hygiene and even that is like insanely prickly for him.... Feels like pins and needles sizzling on his bo#Sighs that's it for me gamers!!!!!! Ramble in the tags over#Swad OUTTT!!!! *bursts through ceiling leaving swad shaped hole in your roof*
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Fortesa Latifi, We Were Young
#web weaving#kudos to @abby118 for posted the 3rd image up. it was very inspiring(TM) so i stole it#webweaving#i just. idk i just wonder if Loki genuinely felt unloved while being raised#''no matter how much you claimed to love me''#like they made claims. they weren't telling the truth#they didn't love him but they loved thor#why did they love thor so much that there was none to spare for him?#i wonder if he thought like that at any point#if he saw thor's banishment to midgard and considered for even a moment that maybe thor wasn't loves so much either?#that they both pulled the short straw#except loki knows why he knows what he did wrong and that can't be corrected exactly#but he can still taint thor#he can say to thor's face that banishing thor strained odin so much the old man passed away and have it believed#would loki ever believe such a thing if it was said to him?#that his parents cared to that extent?#did they ever#thor's humility arc too... he really had his brother lie to him. and then his brother was gone. no answers about why.#a father who would banish him a mother who wouldn't speak up when he was banished#he wasn't loved as much as he thought. he wasn't as perfect as he thought and that cost him his brother?#it cost him too much to learn an old lesson he should have known#do you think thor resented loki for that too#i think they should have complex emotions @ each other about how they were raised. btw
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Ishmael death stranding au stuff I was cooking. Also a faust kromer and Before team Ishmael doodle.
#bart#ishmael limbus company#ishmael lcb#limbus company#faust limbus company#faust lcb#i love the death stranding au already it itches my brain#im just trying to decide to give ishmael a bridge baby or not because i feel like she wouldn't really need it even though its recommended#i think she can see the beached stuff just fine#so no bridge baby mayhaps?#death stranding au ishmael is fucking amazing at traversing all the deteriorating shit shes a god at that#but the second you get Ishmael on solid flat ground that dosent move and she goes too fast shes going flat on her face#shes a lone courier who just runs around n shit#she also has a high lebel of dooms and has been GRAPPLED by bts so she just kinda looks fucked up#but shes damn good at delivering and taking corpses to the incinerators#might make a small makeshift comic about it actually#because i yearn to make ishmael speak i yearn for it#you ishmael likers i hope you trust me w this mission#do i have to tag project moon?#nah i dont bc i dont have the ability to stare at a wall for that long to type it out#just kidding i do!#project moon#im gonna makie this old woman say skibidi unironically(LIE)
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Meet ugly with oikawa is so real. This is what I’m imagining
Post time skip Oikawa who’s a big league volleyball player, has adoring fans, girls throwing themselves at his feet etc etc. He doesn’t hate the attention per se. In fact, he might actually like it. He likes the praise, finds himself craving it. One night he’s on his way home, exiting the court after a big game. He bumps into someone, you, and apologizes. Turns on the charm and puts on a grin, only to find you sneering up at him. He apologizes again, pretending not to be off put by your reaction. You respond with something along the lines of “watch where you’re going” and he feels stunned. He’s never been spoken to like that before. He asks if you know who he is, cause there is no chance you’d be treating him that way if you did, and you scoff and say no, asking him if he’s a celebrity or something. Oikawa falls in love immediately.
Not to burst into here and go off
AHGSDGHASGHDHSGDHGA REMM MY BELOVED!!!!!!!! THIS MADE ME LAUGH PLS I LOVE YOU SO BADDDD<333333333333333 THIS IS SO CLOSE TO WHAT I HAD IN MY HEAD TOO LMAO HE'S SO SILLY FOR IMMEDIATELY BEING LIKE YEAH I AM SO INTO THIS PERSON AHGSHDAGSHHAGH okee but if i'm talking abt my selfship meet-ugly then the only difference would be that i'm to nice to be acting like that toward a complete stranger😭😭😭 BUTTTT i did imagine him bumping into me and spilling all his coffee on me😭😭😭 but while i wouldn't sneer at him (i think) he WOULD get thee meanest fucking glare ahgashgdahsgdhghsa i'm thinking abt maybe i'm in a hurry too right i'm already having a bad day and then this fuckass beautiful man bumps into me and ruins my clothes like are you fucking kidding me ahgsghasghdasghhd
aaand then he's trying to apologize too but i need to go on with my day but he's literally not letting me leave without giving me his number bc he needs to make it up for me and i just roll my eyes and say yes bc well.. how could i say no he's tall and he has brown eyes and he's like pouting at me now too while also trying to make like the stupidest jokes and oh god why does he look so gorgeous whatever it's whatever rem btw i didn't think abt his embarrassed lil smile for the rest of the day btw i was so normal abt that..........................
#i was so pissed at first but i hate arguing so i definitely wouldn't make a big deal of it there#but then if he were to follow me outside bc he's a dramatic man and he wanted to watch me leave (i promise he's not being a creep)#(he was waiting for me to turn around so we could have this rom-com little moment)#(...)#(i DID turn around)#HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#anyway and then i'd just make a very loud voice call to my friend to rant abt the thing lmao#but he definitely seduced me right then and there i won't even lie to you#sighhhhhhhhhhhhhh#he's so dreamy#and so incredibly lame i love him so much#AND I'M SO GLAD YOU SEE MY VISION LMAO#THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING ME AND MY CRINGEFAIL BF#HASHDGSAHGDHGASHGHGDAS#ILYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!#rem <3#friends!!#miwa
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I love seeing headcanons of Jax, like he isn't the Cartman of TADC. That mf would make the HIV positive joke, and pomni would strangle him. You cannot change my mind that that man wouldn't call me a slur and then cry because he got punched in the gut after. I love him but he is there to be a dickhead and i think we as a collective need to accept that.
#don't get me wrong#i love jax#i love characters who are just assholes to be assholes#but i saw someone hc that he would be a good dad#no he wouldn't don't lie to yourself#tadc#tadc jax#the amazing digital circus#the amazing digital circus jax#jax
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i have a confession to make: i'm actually doing better than i ever was
#i started making friendship bracelets for my show & for my gang today#i'm actually pretty excited#also it feels different when you make them for specific people because then you actually make them with love#so i was thinking of you today (you know who you are) 🤍#i also realized that i actually like my job which is crazy to me#i've been struggling with this so much during past few months and i am finally somewhere i don't hate#i like my coworkers and i don't want to cry when i have to go there#i don't even mind working with customers anymore because most of them are nice here#and this job may actually give me the opportunity to make more money in the future so i might just stay here for a while#this is not a perfect life but it is MY life and honestly i wouldn't change a thing about it right now#i am doing good and i am healing#i am taking care of myself#one step at a time#no rush#i'm trying to focus on things that make me happy and myself#i talk to my friends a lot i talk to my parents#i am fine and this time it's not a lie#i feel like maybe one day i will be finally able to say that i'm happy#i'm not there yet but it's good#yay for me i guess#🤍🤍🤍#but sincerely can you hear me?*
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Using Lorenzo and Charles' interviews as reference, I'd love to see any assumptions of what Kaiser and Ness would answer here
#i'm 100% sure they'll get character profiles at some point#maybe more in depth ones like the ones in the egoist bible#since these are meant to be read as interviews to the characters I wouldn't put it past Kaiser to exaggerate or lie in his#like using his answers for those questions (the morning routine/luck rituals/etc)#as reference he totally makes himself sound more put together than he actually is#even if he still sounds kind of fucked up like where's his manager. Can he say that.#anyway#i have ten million guesses for ness' favorite movie.#i could see him liking matilda. & the first 5 hp movies. & narnia. fantasia even. the first fantastic beasts movie. the wizard of oz. etc#can you tell im procrastinating/too into this#ALSO#both lorenzo and sae add comments like#'doing bad things is not ok right?' and (on the topic of school subjects and getting bad grades)'don't be like me'#which i read as both using their ng11 status to give out advice & also as something they've come to think as they've grown#would love to see a kaiser comment in this same wavelength#anyway 2 feel free to rb or reply with thoughts....... i'm curious if anyone'll get them righr#right*
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i feel like almost everything in utena has sort of already been extensively discussed in the last two (almost three) decades of utena's existence (not that there aren't new interpretations to be made, there always are) besides black rose arc (mikage+mamiya+tokiko). which is why they're so much fun to think about. i think the need to read between the lines makes it unfortunately easy to misunderstand or look past obvious stuff if you don't pay attention, but to me it's always been really obvious that mikage's arc is a literal representation of the erasure of queerness in ohtori (society?) by akio/everything he represents. and that's so fucking tragic! nemuro was never able to find a name for his desires. he lived and died as a puppet in the shadows.
#rgu#i think sadly that trigger warning list that people always passed around kind of stunted discussion bc of the assumptions it made#like. i think its okay to say that mikage/nemuro was always in love with mamiya and not tokiko#not that its impossible to interpret him as bisexual (similar to how people see utena as bisexual)#but his love for mamiya is what changed his life (same for utena/her meeting anthy)#one scene i never see people bring up is how#at one point mikage says that attaining eternity wouldn't even make 'her' happy#and then akio questions '''her'' you say?'#the only reason mikage thinks attaining eternity wouldnt even make 'her' i.e 'tokiko' happy is because he just had a conversation#with mamiya where he admitted the whole endeavor was making him unhappy#if anything it would have made tokiko happy to attain eternity and forever preserve her brother like a dead flower#which is what akio does with anthy! so fucked!#ALSO another thing#is that mikage sees utena as tokiko returned#just like how utena meets 'dios' - returned as akio#he claims he will finally beat tokiko - in this place (the dueling arena) - which is kind of foreshadowing utena fighting akio?????#anthy!mamiya says to mikage in the black rose musical:#“You can’t win against her. You will eternally lose to my sister who dwells in your memories.”#or “You will never beat my sister; who dwells in your memories.” in the nozomient translation#which makes so much sense because anthy couldn't believe utena could win against akio either#god i could literally keep going#by read between the lines i mean like how akio actively tries to lie to the audience by saying things like#'mamiya was created for you out of your lingering attachment to tokiko'#of course nemuro/mikage being gay isn't all there is to him bc like always everything in utena has 1000 layers#really love the general theme of becoming static and unchanged forever bc of our attachment to nostalgia/memories/eternity#(re: can't grow up)#tho in mikages case he is literally just a ghost summoned by akio. which the utena sega saturn vn confirms#also definitely people talk about black rose arc (i.e me right now) but i feel like the majority of the fandom kind of side steps it#on tumblr specifically at least?? im not on the fansite forums or discord#rgu meta
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it is a little funny to me that zach valenti is a vegetarian and seems generally health conscious, considering that doug eiffel is... not that. the opposite of that, even. eiffel would say french fries should count as a vegetable. eiffel thinks ham & pineapple pizza covers all necessary food groups. eiffel has a meat & carbs & grease based diet, sustained by a quick metabolism and an iron stomach. and he is like aggressively american; eiffel is the guy they make novelty fast food items for. there is nothing in this world he wants more than a burger that is also a pizza. doritos® locos tacos and baja blast. that radioactive looking flamin' hot cheetos mac and cheese? he would eat that. no question. that guy loves koolaid flavors that don't even resemble artificial fruit.
#wolf 359#w359#doug eiffel#a little while ago horus captain-lovelace said like. 'guy whose favorite flavors are colors' and that made me laugh so much#literally. men will eat nothing but taco bell and bang energy and still ask for a . well you know#eiffel looks like zach to me with a few key differences and one of those differences is that he does NOT take care of himself#triple white chocolate mocha with whipped cream ... disgusting sweet tooth on that man. he loves the slop#anyway i love that in character AMA zach did but some of the answers are so funny because it's like. don't lie to me#that was a zach valenti answer. doug eiffel has never even eaten an artichoke in his LIFE i wouldn't count on him to identify one#eiffel knows good bbq though and has a surprising tolerance for spice i believe this is true. he is not eating vegetables.
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i got tagged by @wetusb to
do this picrew
and last song i listened to!
i'm too sleepy to think of ppl to tag rn but if you think this looks fun consider yourself tagged bc i'm more than interested in seeing everyone's little dress up and songs!!
#the song. i can explain. i was driving home from work right. and before i left i put some songs in queue at the parking lot. the songs i#picked were very short so i needed a long one to end the queue so it wouldn't end before i got home and also.#it's a good song i cant lie#ty for tagging me i love these! :3c#also despite my shirt choice i have not seen nge i just rlly love garfield#i never know which brown hair color to pick if there's no medium brown option but ah close enough! + the picrew was sooo cute#Spotify
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WHY is the rickroll (Never Gonna Give You Up) SUCH a BOP Rick Astley just made an absolute BANGER and because of memes I get to hear it ALL the TIME
#not a prompt#not a geraskier prompt lol whoops#not my prompt#we're no strangers to love#you know the rules and so do i#a full commitment's what i'm thinking of#you wouldn't get this from any other guy#i just wanna tell you how i'm feeling#gotta make you understand#Never gonna give you up#Never gonna let you down#never gonna run around and desert you#never gonna make you cry#never gonna say goodbye#never gonna tell a lie and hurt you#we've known each other for so long#your heart's been aching but#you're too shy to say it#inside we both know what's been going on#we know the game and we're#gonna play it#annnndddd#if you ask me how i'm feeling#don't tell me you're too blind to see
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