#love u bestie ur unhinged as well

[echoing-gravity]

Blind Earthshaker Au

I wanna see a series rewrite where everything is the same except Percy is blind but can see better than everyone around him and has Katara's ice bending and toph beifong's Seismic Vibration Senses.

Like his dad is called the earth SHAKER so I don't think he can bend the earth too well but Percy is like feeling and making tiny vibrations/Earthquakes with his feet to see. He's super weak to air based projectiles think arrows. Or like literally anything a wind spirit picks up and throws in his general direction.

(He will tap his foot like an angry rabbit when hes stressed or caught off guard. I'm thinking wind spirits since they don't touch the ground OR have any water inside their bodies)

He can also "see" like where all the water is around him in a certain distance. Like mentally he has a 3d map of where things are. He doesn't like going places where theirs not a lot of water/or gorund. he can like tell when people are nervous by the speed of their blood flow/ the rhythm of their hearts. And is super precise with his ice bending be cuz of it.

Maybe Sally dies early or something and like we've got like 7 year old blind Percy wandering the streets but like since he can see where all the monsters are with his vibration earthy senses he can avoid them really well. Like "oh huh that guy has Hoooves? Nope. Percy outta here. Noo thanks." Since the mist is mostly sight based, and stuff, I feel like Percy would have a HUGE advantage.

In cannon it's shown that Percy is like really clairvoyant, what with all his dreams and stuff. So in my au he knows about the big three pact, and is just bullshiting people into thinking he's related to Khione goddess of snow and ice. And desperately trying not to let into the fact that he's blind.

(Luke/or/annabeth/or/Leo/or/Rachel/or Whoever he ends up being best friends with figures it out eventually be cuz theyve been friends for so long.)

At some point he runs into an 11yr old Luke pre- Luke meeting Thalia&Annabeth. And then we have them having the dynamic of Percy being a manic feral little shit and Luke trying to be responsible and protect him but ends up being the one protected all the time. I think it'd be funny.

Or maybe he runs into 7 year old annabeth and they become badass -cant be beat- besties. Percy snipe murdering every spider in a quarter mile radius, after he finds out annabeth is afraid of them.

I'm more partial to the meets Luke one cuz then when Percy and annabeth go on their first quest we'd get this fucking glorious scene:

Annabeth: no don't look Percy! You'll die!

Unhinged feral blind Percy: hahaha bitch u thought!!! *He says as he uncaps riptide witch was hidden in his hand.*

Medusa: *gurgling noise be cuz there is now a sword in her neck.*

Or in book two:

Circe standing with Percy Infront of enchanted mirror: isn't there Something u wish u could change about ur appearance? Drink this magic smoothie!

Unhinged feral blind Percy: haha bitch YOU THOUGHT.

Circe is now being held at knife point. (Or.. smootie- icicle point?)

Or if a pissed off god flashes their true form.

Hera: how... how are you alive?!

*Percy with his head tilted/angled so it looks like he's looking at them.*

Percy: *sing-songy voice* I know something yoooouuu doooonnntt! :)

Or if he gets hit by cupids arrow.

Cupid: the next person u look at with direct eye contact you will fall helplessly in love with them.

unhinged feral blind Percy: HAHAHA BITCH GUESS WHAT!

I'm sure there's more areas in the books or just Greek mythos in general where being blind is actually an advantage, but I can't think of any off the top of my head.

Or oooor -this is the one that I see being most likely to happen- hear me out: he runs into LEO. Since Hera was using the mist like crazy to hide him, but Percy is unaffected/immune to the most because He. Can't. See. It.

They steal/hijack an RV to live in. That could be cool. Leo has trama based on like burning people, right? Percy in canon Swam in LAVA, boy is fire-fucking-PROOF!! Fire and ice friends!

('oh my gods, they were roommates' perleo shipping intensifies)

Leo probably: you're nickname shall be Snowflake. Becuz ice powers.

Leo mentally: "wow! this person is really pretty, and funny and is like me, AND THEIR FUCKING FIREPROOF?"

Leo mentally: lets get fucking married.

Or maybe Sally doesn't die and Percy's blindness is known. He goes to school and guess who volunteered to help read his paperwork to him. That's right our favorite eco-rights activist: Rachel Elizabeth Dare!

Since Percy is blind he doesn't? Have dyslexia? I'm not entirely sure about how to explain this one. But like he's blind. People read things for him. (so he isnt effected by having dyslexia, becuase someone else is reading things for him.) He'd have good grades. Percy is sooo fucking smart. But like no one remembers cuz annabeth is always putting him down with all that doubt in canon. "Seaweed Brain!" I hate that nickname. Fuck canon annabeth. U don't have to put others down to have confidence in yourself omfg.

someone who isnt me write it. this is a writing prompt go! fanfic writers gooo!

[collegetennisoriginstory]

ALLIEEEEEEEE!!!!! Just finished the update HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

[Mandatory spoiler warning here]

OMG SAM!!!!!!! MY LIL BESTIE IS HERE AGAINNNN!!! AND WE MATCHIEESSS <3 SAM MY SCRUNKLYWUNKLY ❤️🩷 YOU BET UR ASS I CHOSE THE "NO THOUGHTS HEAD EMPTY, SOUL CRUSHING HUG" OPTION!!! AHH I AM WHOLE AGAIN, SAMMYWHAMMY, MY SAMWISE, MY LIL GUY!!

I love how sam is immediately adopted as part of the cheering squad 😂 Im just imagining diego and Addie going 'one of us!! One of us!!! One of us!!!' At sam and just merges em into the group like theyve always belonged there 😭 I knew sam and diego would be instant besties!! I love G and Sam too!! Though I guess I didnt flirt enough with G to trigger any sort of jealousy between G and Sam. But its fine, Ive found that G as a platonic friend is also very sweet and I honestly kinda prefer it for my MC!! (Who will cry themself stupid when G has to leave 😔)

Speaking of jealousy, I absolutely LOVE Rayyan being sooo jealous the whole chapter lmaooo like yes bby frown those beautiful eyebrows... oh, MC is wearing someone else's last name to their first season debut???? Ohh u are seething... who is MC seeing so badly that theyre holding up the game?? Who is MC waving at?? I cant wait to introduce Sam to the team 😊 hopefully they would be able to go home unscathed <3

ALSO the tension after the match with Rayyan!!!! UGH I WANNA LIVE IN THAT SCENE FOREVER GOD ITS SO---- The restraint, the longing, the 'i want them so bad but causing a scandal by making out sloppy toppy at ur first match is probably NOT GOOD, but im this 🤏 close to risking it all'...

It's so woefully inadequate, so woefully incongruent with the way he's looking at you, that you're a whisker away from growling in frustration and stepping in to kiss him in front of the entire Cargill crowd.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE LINE OMG!!!! AND THE WAY RAYYAN JUST GRABS UR HAND AND HUGS U INSTEAD!!! I AM FERAL. LIKE ITS SO SO SO SOFT BUT ITS SUCH POOR SUBSTITUTE TO WHAT U ACTUALLY WANTED HUH RAYYAN??? ..... one of these days I might do a slowburn Rayyan route, but sadly Im a board certified thirsty hoe, so...

Btw I also chose the non heart hug option and ITS SO SOFT???? I LOVE THEM BEING SOFT??? LIKE "u only get to hug me once okay? 😤" "once per match?? 😊🥰🥺🤗" MC SO CUTE GOT RAYYAN GIGGLIN AND BEING MAD CUTE AND SHIT

AND OH DONT GET ME STARTED WITH 'THE LOCKER ROOM PART 3: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO' SCENE. I AM DEVOURING RAYYANS SOUL, I AM BITING DOWN, CHOMPING. THOSE LOCKERS HAVE SEEN SO MUCH SHIT I AM SO SORRY LOCKERS I LOVE U. I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF LOCKER ROOM KISSES I HOPE IT GETS TO LOCKER ROOM PART 587

Anyways sorry about being unhinged at u, it is born out of love for ur incredible work, I hope the surgery goes well <3 rest up, sending u loads of love, Allie ❤️❤️

Hahahaha I LOVE your excitement omg this absolutely made my week!! Definitely read this one more than a couple times :)))

G is not really the jealous type, but there is a difference in their reaction to Sam and MC if MC has been flirting with G... though the more pronounced reaction comes from Sam if MC flirts with G in front of them.

As for Rayyan... yes. They definitely are the competitive type, both when it comes to tennis and. Well. Romance.

Glad you enjoyed some of the interactions between the ROs/characters in the update, it was a lot of fun getting to write some of these dynamics after building up to them in earlier chapters. A personal fave was writing Tobin's locker room scenes, and G/Rayyan being soft, and Sam's reunion :)

Finally, I have lots of Sam/hallmate interactions planned for the weekend, so stay tuned for that!!

Thanks so much again for the message and so glad you enjoyed the update!

[erenfox]

Y'all.

Episode 4.

It's the best piece of work Marvel has made after they made IW and Endgame.

spoiler alert 🚨

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lemme start off with our favourite Miss Jolly Rancher Unhinged Clock and Victorian-Era HWR Fangirl. I KNEW Ravonna had somehow helped HWR in building the TVA, but him erasing her memories was straight up evil.

Then we come to the absolutely gruesome deaths of Dox and the others. HOLY SHIT MISS JOLLY RANCHER IS AWFUL like she was enjoying every second of Dox and her hunters literally getting crushed to their deaths. B-15 was traumatised, to say the least and you can see on Ravonna and Brad's faces a hint of disgust. But Miss Minutes grinning like that - outright disturbing.

I can't get over OB and Victor fanboying over each other's work - it was so funny yet wholesome.

Now let's talk about Loki and Sylvie. As a diehard Sylki stan you know I am, my fangirling heart was overjoyed seeing these two lovesick ducks working together willingly! I mean, yea, they did have that rather awkward talk in Pie Land (mind you that's it's official name henceforth) but after that they worked together as teammates! Now I must say, I completely agree with Sylvie on snapping on Mobius, because, well, yeah, the multiverse is a bigger priority than pie and I legit don't get why tf antis hate on Sylvie for doing so. Like you hated her for not giving a damn abt the TVA + the multiverse, but now when she stood up to do so y'all are hating on her again?? Like?? Make up ur mind, smh.

Anyways, back to Sylki. Sylvie got stuck in the elevator and the way she and Loki worriedly called out each other's names was so soft! And the "You ok?" trope CAME BACK OMG! THAT PHRASE IS LITERALLY THE BACKBONE OF SYLKI! When I tell you my fangirling heart screamed with joy omg-

The the whole paradox scene which brought Ep 1 back in a circle. I absolutely loved the way our Loki realised what he had to do and went real slow to prune his past self just so that Past Loki could get a glimpse of Sylvie; which would then lead him to be more determined than ever to go look for her. And I quite literally died on Sylvie being confused af as to wtf she just witnessed.

Then there's the telephone scene. OH MY GOD it was literally OB all this time when fans were out here speculating it was Kang or someone lmao. Both Loki and Sylvie yelling simultaneously to turn the security thing off gives out so much Couple Vibes, I absolutely loved it AAHHAHAH-

AND. THE. BRAD. SCENE. OOF.

our friendly neighbourhood lovesick ducks teaming up to enchant Brad was just too good. Loki in his hot, creepy voice luring Brad into a dark area while Sylvie very swiftly just straight up grabbing his face from the back - pure horror. Absolutely loved it, 10/10. Tho I must say, to do execute elaborate scheme, these two must have done some detailed planning (=more Sylki moments we were robbed off).

BUT THAT ENDING DUCKING MURDERED ME BROO OMG

Can we talk abt Victor's redemption? Man had been portrayed as evil since Quantumania, and has been manipulated by both Ravonna and Miss Jolly Rancher, but at the end of the day, he was a sweetheart. Man fanboys OB and basically became besties with him and Casey, worked together to create the solution to a mess he most certainly didn't want to be a part of, and then himself stepped up to fix the Loom once and for all to prove to everyone (and not let Sylvie's choice of sparing him go to waste) that tho he contained HWR's DNA, he wasn't HWR - he was a far better person HWR could have ever been. Seeing him getting spaghettified was tragically heart-wrenching, man deserved so much better :(

BUT HOLY SHIT DID THAT ONE HECK OF A GODDAMN CLIFFHANGER LEFT ME SPEECHLESS LIKE WTF WAS THAT?? U can't just kill off a character who had redeemed himself, and then make our main character and his homies watch literally EVERYTHING THEY WORKED SO HARD FOR GET ANNIHILATED TO THE GROUND-

But we know our God of Mischief isn't dead, and so are his homies eheheh.

However the looks on everyone's face was tragic. Loki knew all was lost and had tears in his eyes. Sylvie looked like she had accepted defeat and her death. Mobius and OB were in denial, refusing to believe that Victor was dead. Casey and B-15 looked horrified, as they realised what was to come now upon them.

Tldr, this episode was an ABSOLUTE BANGER. IM READY TO CLAIM IT SUPERIOR THAN ENDGAME, come and fight me. Its a top cinematic piece, and the suspense to Ep 5 is eating me up.

Ig i should go and study for the 4 tests this week before ep 5 ;-;

[scoonsalicious]

Mother Pookie has fed her kitties well🩷🩷. There’s so many emotions idk which one i should talk about first?😭😂

BUT DANG chap 2.2 is just HOT

I am actually speechless😂 I have nothing to say except I am satisfied.

ITS SO GOOD OMG POOKIE? WHAT R U DOING TO ME? WHATT?!!😫😫

Lemme say, It didn’t take me long to hate Lilian. Like I swear, the moment she fucking said that Major looks like a SKANK gurl, fuck u.

My first impression on Major was like how Bucky saw her, a hot pretty dame that made me giggle like a teenager, making heart eyes and singing the whole world to my dick (if i have a dick)

And then throughout the chp, oh my goodness, I would’ve slap Leah the moment she starts bitching up. Major has a dang ass patience. I couldn’t.

THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO VOTE FOR BUCKYBABY TO BREAK HER HEART IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE (so far she’s 35% in my ‘dead’ list, better fix ur attitude if u don wanna end up like cunthage — ITS JUST BEEN 2 CHP?!)

Lindsay rubs the ick on me more than Jade (ofc Jade is worse but she dead now) but cuntly is so so so so so so so so so irritating. The absolute pick me, so called ‘one of the guys’. Ew. Even half of the team is irked by her attitude. That just says a lot.

Glad that our queen Major put her in her place. She needs more. Like, absolute humiliation (disclaimer: i dont support bullying but LILIAN FUCKING NEEDS IT)

And can we appreciate Wanda simping over Thor?😂 (you are not alone, i also dream of licking his abs — mhmmm)

Bucky and Major are purrrfect for each other. Its giving love at first sight 👀. Bucky simps hard. Like so hard. I can wait for more Bucky X Major scene (fluff,sexay — mayyybeeeee angst? i just love hurt myself)

Also, iMajor and Tony r absolutely gonna be ‘rich business badass besties’ and then them + Sam (Wanda and Nat at the back) roasting Leah. Oh what a beautiful dream~

Anyways, beautiful beautiful writing indeed. Waiting to see Bucky sexay POV next😂 Unleash the power of your blue balls. Also I can’t wait to read what your master brain had planned🌚. Love you Pookie🩷🩷🩷

PS// these past few days I was scrolling tumblr, searching for new Bucky fics/updates and honestly… I MISSED YOUU!!! I CANNOT STRESSED THAT ENOUGH!!! 😭 seeing your username the first thing when i opened tumblr made my night! i was planning on listening to songs, dwelling on my loneliness and delulu but LOOK AT ME NOW, ITS 4AM GOSH. THANK U POOKIE LOVE U HAVE A GREAT DAY

POOKIE! <3

Actual footage of me coming up to love on your comments:

I'm so glad people are enjoying 2.2! I gotta be real, I usually don't get hot and bothered when it comes time write smut, but that section? Whoa, boy... that section had me like:

(Yes, this is my second favorite gif of all time, and I will use Blanche to express my hot and bothered-ness whenever I can, lol)

I gotta tell you right now, the phrase "making heart eyes and singing the whole world to my dick (if i have a dick)" is now the highlight of my week, so I thank you for this. It's pure literary magic <3

Major is used to taking shit from peons; she was a woman in the military, after all, lol, which is why she's able to not let Lily phase her too much. Her patience will be tested, though. Where Cunthrage was just flat out unhinged, Lizard is more... selfishly insidious? Just, you know, she's not going to be kidnapping people and snapping their arms or murderously rampaging through Hydra bases or anything. (The stakes here are much, much lower, lol. Which, I guess, is going to prep us for Unbroken, where the stakes will be... Thanos-sized, lol.) I think what makes Lily feel worse, to me, is that she's far more realistic than Jade was. Like, I know girls like Lily irl; thankfully, never met a Jade (phew!). Much like Killgrave, to me, is the scariest Marvel villain, because I've encountered so many men like him in the real world.

The things I dream of doing to Thor would probably get me put on a list if he was a real person and not a fictional character, lol. Unless I'm doing AUs, I tend to stick with canon-pairings, but there is something about the idea of Wanda/Thor that I currently find very appealing, so hopefully, we will see something happen between the two of them. I think they would be adorable. And for some reason known only to my maker, I love making Wanda a little bit horny, lol. In fact, an earlier draft of Unwanted had Pocket referring to her as the Sokovian Horndog after she made some comments about Bucky's body, lol.

Is it weird that I don't plan on having Tony be too involved in this fic, because I feel like giving him a friendship with Major is like him cheating on his friendship with Pocket? That makes no sense whatsoever, lol, but I'm so protective of my girl. I'm like "Yeah, Major, I'll let you fuck Pocket's boyfriend, Bucky, but YOU CANNOT BE FRIENDS WITH HER PSUEDO-BROTHER TONY BECAUSE HE IS HERS!"

Bucky's got some sexy POV in the next sextion (see what I did there? lol) but there's going to be so much more smut in this one than Unwanted. It just feels right, lol.

[derelictheretic]

OC TAG GAME

Tagged by @socially-awkward-skeleton @strangefae and @detectivelokis !! Ty 💕💕💕

Not quite sure whose done this since i've been. absent. so i'mma send tags out to @deputyash @bluemojave @adelaidedrubman @bl-beater @jollybone @clicheantagonist @florbelles @unholymilf @henbased @ishwaris @megraen @shellibisshe @trashcatsnark @v0idbuggy @wewillryesagain No pressure as always !!

Favourite OC

Currently I would say Lola is holding that spot, she's fun to draw and write for and I just spin her in my brain like a rotisserie chicken all day she brings me so much joy to think about. She's also my first transfem OC so she,,,,, is so special 2 me <3

My consistent faves of all time tho are my boy Damien (my half demon half vamp man), my girl Lucy (She is a unicorn shifter and I Adore she sooooo much) and ofc my creacher Dean uvu

Oldest OC

Damien!! He's from my first original story I ever made and I've had him for 7 to 8 years!! He rotates in my head forever even tho I barely talk about him 👉👈 His story has changed a few times but his design has stayed pretty consistent! He means the world to me and so does his story and one day I will bring it to life ashsjsjs

Newest OC

That would be Lola!!!! I'd been wanting another unhinged lady to play around with and felt like having a pink murder lady as well and thus Lola was born 🥺 She brings serotonin and I love playing around with her relationships with the other characters!

Meanest OC

Hmmm this is a tough one but it's probably Heather! Heather is actively mean on purpose and loves her passive aggression and tearing people down through her words. She smiles while pointing out all ur insecurities and faults and will laugh if u cry <3 bestest worstie wife ever <333

I have a few other mean OC's like Rilo (Demon lord) but he's on a much bigger scale of wanting to commit genocide against all supernatural creatures soooo he's just like evil less so just mean. Very smile in ur face while he obliterates ur very atoms kinda vibe,, hate him so <3

Softest OC

This is impossible I have too many softies,, But probably Lucy! She's a pacifist and just has the biggest heart, she's very empathetic and always wants to help people even if there is nothing she can do in a situation. She also is just very soft in nature like she has a gentle touch and soft voice and sweet eyes that will make u cry and tell her all ur problems while she holds u.

Most aloof/standoffish

I have a few of these too lol I'd say it's a tie between Michael, Silas (Eldritch horror slasher) or Pheonix (Marvel OC besties with Wade). Silas probably wins because he doesn't tolerate talking to humans in any circumstance and just seeing him tends to send people running. Silent, brooding, grumpy eldritch horror man my beloved.

Smartest OC

I have a sentient AI OC called HEXX and he has knowledge from all across the galaxy (being an AI for a spaceship he needs it lol) so I'd say that'd be him! Ask him anything and he has the answer, just don't ask him about love bc he will have his 1010th identity crisis and the ship will suffer it's 1010th failing and emergency landing :)

Dumbest (affectionate) OC

Hmmm i'm gonna say my baby boy Ky bc he's my literal himbo lmao He has zero thoughts in his pretty little head!! Only loving friends and having fun!!!! Golden retriever boy only know eat hot food and love everyone!!!!! No but he genuinely is so,, so stupid,,, the one thing he can somehow do on his own is cook, baking is off limits he will burn down the kitchen......

OC's I'd be friends with irl

I have a few I think it'd get along with so I'll narrow it down to three!

Piper; We would vibe in a makeshift tree house and play video games and I'd listen to her gush over women (Faith) for hours and she'd judge my horrid taste in men <3 She'd probably also beat me in poker and steal all my money.

Fredrick; my genderfluid god would take me to so many concerts and drag me across the country to get something they bought off of eBay and I would have a blast.

My lil tech nerd Keiden; he likes coding and games, I can kind of code and like games, it just makes sense. We'd play raft and Minecraft and make epic structures and talk about what we would do different with the game mechanics.

[bellaxgiornata]

bestie! do u have any faceclaims for your ocs from fftd hehehe 🤭 my imagination is so lame and usually i can't really see the faces and my memory is awful so i can't remember if you've described them in earlier and i missed it i def need to read again 😭 but based on vibes i personally think:

katy -> katy perry!!! wow so original hehehe but like she has unhinged california gurls cupcake boobs energy i think! can also see her with dark hair and blue eyes ACTUALLY maybe georgina sparks when she was in her (fleeting) silly goofy not illegal era

hudson -> mid/late-2000s cade owens (jack hotchner from criminal minds he is SO cute)

figueroa -> i think he would look like a scary danny devito (eyebrows and being short??? definitely yes in my imagination)

backman -> from what i remember he was more evil? like the scary voodoo man from the princess and the frog except not a cartoon i def think he would have thin eyebrows tho

jessica -> i have no clue hehehe

would love to hear ur thoughts/ how/if you imagine them in ur head etc etc <3

Ahh omg, thank you for asking and offering me a distraction right now! I have a couple of face claims for a few characters and then others not quite as much, but I certainly enjoyed seeing what you envisioned! Honestly I don't know how much I described everyone long ago, I try to keep Reader's family vague though so people can imagine what they want for this series.

For Katy, I for some reason have always pictured Nora Lum (Awkwafina I think she goes by?) but with shoulder length hair. Even the voice. It's like exact in my head for some reason when I write her. Oddly enough, I think her character in Marvel's Shang-Chi was also named Katy... Interesting you imagine Katy Perry, I could see that, too! Love that you imagine dark hair because I definitely do too!

For Hudson, honestly that's pretty close to what I imagine him looking like in my head! I would say that's probably who I would pick as a face claim. I have kept him physically vague because he's a family member of Reader's, but as I write him I picture him similar to that!

Omg for Figureroa that is so funny you picture Danny DeVito!! I picture someone like Robert De Niro for some reason, but not quite as old as he currently is now. Someone who looks like a stern CEO type that would certainly hire hitmen to kill you...

Very interesting choice for Backman! For some reason I always pictured Ramón Rodríguez who plays Bakuto in Iron Fist and Defenders (one of the Hand members). I just pictured him as a well dressed middle aged man who doesn't seem like someone who would kill you, but he definitely would kill you. Slowly.

For Jessica Manning (who is reappearing again quite soon), I envision something like Megan Fox. Dark hair and bright blue eyes. Someone who can look sweet but could also be a total dick (nothing against the actress, but she could totally pull off a bitch role, you know?). That's probably the closest I can think of to her off the top of my head.

Thank you for asking!! I'm always curious to know what you all envision when you read the series!

[chenlesfavorite]

mona…..why you gotta put me in this position i can NAWT be out here related to haechan 😫 (…..i’m still gonna read it…..i just might pretend we besties)

i’m so excited for the story i know you’re going to do such a great job and i can’t wait to see what evil plans you have in store for us — just read the first chapter and never apologize for being unhinged we embrace that shit

i hope you’re doing well! as you can tell i did not die and i also didn’t cry (i almost did) so my mom can SUCK IT (that woman is praying on my downfall-my biggest hater fr) yeah you should see her reenact me crying she thinks she’s REAL funny a big heehee haha moment for her

i wish you were able to see them :( honestly i hope everyone who loves them gets to experience that at least once i’m so very grateful to my parents who bought me the ticket for my birthday and i’m so grateful to nct dream who have helped me through the darkest times in my life

they were all so beautiful and oh my god chenle bias wrecked that entire arena i swear he was eating up the attention gah it was incredible i just wish renjun could have been there (so so happy he’s healing privately and at his own pace i wish him nothing but the best) i had such a fun time but now we back and locked in for this story ☀️

p.s- nct edit account you say (i’ll be waiting for this info…even if i have to wait my lifetime)👂but thank you for being the only one who enjoys the unhinged stories of my homie hopping agenda (we’ve mellowed a little haechan has me in a chokehold)

SORRY HEHEEEE😭😭😭 but have no fear!! bc in my next smau, u won’t be related to hyuck!! ☺️ he’ll end up as ur bf!!! (Is it too early to say that i already have my next smau planned out…)

OOHHH I don’t think I have any evil plans for ts one 🤔 besides a lil angst that’s not even angst tbh it’s just [redacted] … no spoilers yet heh… I shall embrace the unhingedness 🙌

UR ALIVE!! WE CHEERED!! IDK HOW U DIDNT CRY, I TOTALLY WOULD’VE😭 LMAAOAOSJ UR MOM IS SUCH A TROLL I LOVE HERRR

someday in the future i will see them🙏🙏🕯️🕯️ SOO HAPPY YOU SAW THEM THOOOO, i can’t imagine how unreal the experience is😭

the chenle effect makes its appearance 🙏🙏 HES TOO FINE AUQIOEOWKDKWKDKDN like the concert clips ive seen of him omg… don’t get me started

hopefully renjun comes back soon all healthy and happy and everything is sunshine and smiles again 😋 NOW WE LOCKING IN!!

gonna def be waiting… for a while… but who knows maybe ill share some of my edits on here 👀

U ARE SOO WELCOME, i was so entertained reading that ask😭

HAVE A GREAT REST OF UR DAY/NIGHT ☀️ ANONNN

[h4m1lt0ns]

HEARTBREAK SYNDROME.

episode two :: GET WELL SOON.

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ pairing ︴max verstappen x ex!y/n

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ genre ︴social media au / irl snippets

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ summary ﹔healing is slow, healing is painful, but she has people who love her around so it doesn’t matter how long it takes.

fc – wonyoung jang (aged up to 28)

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ warnings ﹕comfort, angst.

☆ IMESSAGE with ; funeral guest list.

alabono added wifey lily!

princess george added angel carmen!

PIERRE GASLYYYY added girlfriend kika!

chal eclair added babygirl alex!

babygirl alex: “funeral guest list” is crazy 😭

wifey lily: about damn time 💀🤌🏻

angel carmen: i know right like damn

girlfriend kika: we probably didn’t miss out on much let’s be real

alabono: okay chill omfg

y/n changed the group’s name to BOARD OF DIRECTORS!

my baby lando: MOM????

y/n: yes my child 😁

babygirl alex: SHE’S BAAAACK

y/n: YUHHHHHH

princess george: we were so worried abt u bitch what the fuck

chili!: ^^^^^

chal eclair: what the fuck is the point of having a phone if ur not gonna fucking answer like change ur fucking number what the fuck 😐

yukino: like i said, i’ll run him over for you

angel carmen: they were worried if you can’t tell ��

y/n: i have 350+ new messages and

115 missed calls

y/n: trust me i know they were 🥲

honey badger: so what’s the plan now

girlfriend kika: i say burn his house down and feed his balls to his cats 🤷🏻‍♀️

babygirl alex: hell fucking yeah wtf 🔥🔥🔥

chili!: whatever happened to hello? how are you?

princess george: we don’t need to resort to violence guys 💀

my baby lando: uhm yes we do ??

my baby lando: i say we stab the fucker

alabono: we don’t need a murder charge on our hands bro 😁

angel carmen: oh lando woke up PISSED

my baby lando: i got murder on my mind 🙏🏻

y/n: yellow tape around his body it’s a fucking homicide 🗣

honey badger: wait y/n are you like okay??

chal eclair: yeah you seem normal

y/n:

having the girls with me and knowing that you guys were worried about me because you genuinely care is all i need honestly. like yeah fuck max but thank god i have amazing people like you in my life, i probably would’ve cried myself to sleep if it wasn’t for you guys. i’m so so grateful to be blessed with all of you and i know don’t say it nearly enough but i love you a lot. like really ❤️‍🩹

girlfriend kika: AWWWWWWWW

chili!: 🥲❤️🥲❤️

princess george: sry for calling u a bitch i was mad 💕

y/n: it’s okay georgie

my baby lando: always here for u 🫀🫂

chal eclair: i wanna say something but i’m gonna sound unhinged

PIERRE GASLYYYY: can you not 😃

PIERRE GASLYYYY: like we’re having a moment here

honey badger: i kinda wanna know what he wants to say..

y/n: speak ur truth bestie charles

chal eclair: ur next album is gonna be fire

y/n: you bet your fucking ass it will be 🤭

my baby lando: OHHHHH

chili!: YESSSS

babygirl alex: SLAYYYYY

alabono: LMAOOOO

y/n: now i need everyone to come over so we

can pray on max’s down fall

yukino: 🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻

my baby lando: VROOM VROOM CUNTS

[aug. 16, 2023]

y/n

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y/n my therapy. my friends. my family. everything i ever wanted is in this silly little group and i wouldn’t change it for the world 🫂 so grateful to have u in my life everyday and i can’t thank u enough for being there for me when i needed you the most. i will always love you. forever. my whole world. 💌 and to my fans, thank u so so much for the sweet messages and all the support u’ve given me. i love you and i can’t wait till we meet again 🫶🏼❤️‍🩹🫧

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danielricciardo welcome back to the real world

→ y/n thank u for bringing me back danny

landonorris love you the most 🧡

carlossainz55 at your service 🫡

charles_leclerc glad that you’re back to us ❤️

georgerussell63 ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

pierregasly forever violating you in your sleep 😁

→ y/n the way god intended 😁

yukitsunoda0511 love you y/n

lilymhe MY WIFE IS BACKKK 🥹

→ alexalbon come on now

→ y/n mrs steal your girl is back 😼

francisca.cgomes queen. icon even.

→ y/n says you ???

carmenmmundt love u forever 🤍

→ y/n and ever.

alexanderasaintmleux my girlfriend 😩💕

→ charles_leclerc no ??

→ y/n yes.

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kellypiquet my friend. my family.

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[ihavemanyhusbands]

hi hi I’m doing okay I actually had a good day today bcs of the nice weather I sat outside and read Hannibal fics all day— great success!!!(:

how are u my bestie my love my twin <333🌱

hello my honey baby angel darling <3 <3 <3 <3 so good to hear from u!!!! that's a great way to spend the day I love that for u! AND I ALSO HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU COMING LATER TONIGHT!

I'm doing good riding the wave of sudden night-time creativity!! lets see how far it takes me ha!!

Also I saw ur other ask, you should definitely rewatch CM!!! Im happy u like those two as well hee hee we have great taste!! <3 I'm gonna rewatch hannibal again soon (and become even more unhinged) but I'm also rewatching like two other shows at the same time so yeah lets hyperfixate babeeeyyyy

[everythingsinred]

003 subaru

THE KING HIMSELF god bless u

003

How I feel about this character: i love him oh my god hes the best brother ever. EVER.

Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character: only sakurano. higuchi tachibana can miss me with her incest imaginings (this nonsense, as well as her liking natsume/aoi, is why i ignore her when she says natsume shouldnt think hes "won". why would i listen to YOU?). ANYWAY sakurano is such a good fit for him. they are kings of academic rivals to lovers. is there any proof that they ARENT in an established relationship by the time we meet them? no i didnt think so. that omake with the thorny garden drives me insane!

My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character: HOTARU. theyre in my top five relationships in the manga no joke. natsume is a great brother and all but his sibling dynamic with aoi has nothing on subaru's relationship with hotaru. no offense to natsume and aoi but. when it comes to sibling relationships hotaru and subaru remain superior. like she stayed behind when his soul was sucked. she went up to him and tried to help him even though "logical and cold" hotaru should know better. he reached up and everyone thought itd be the pain side of his alice and instead he healed her and protected her. he was willing to give up his very EXISTENCE so that hotaru wouldnt be alone. im sorry but theres rly no competition here. "there was never a time i forgot about my family" they are EVERYTHING

My unpopular opinion about this character: he deserved more screen time (page time???). i mean his relationship with hotaru means the world to me so id love to see more of it (endless chapters upon chapters of them would be great).

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: subaru and sakurano shouldve kissed as soon as mikan and the gang found them in the high school division, just so ppl wouldnt write random fics with them in the background fighting over shizune (who is canonically into girls smh). this miscommunication has cost us billions of dollars in damages

Favorite friendship for this character: u know what ppl SHOULD write fics about? shizune as the third wheel friend to subarano. them as a triple threat is a fun concept

My crossover ship: lets just say ill delete this question from now on bc i genuinely cant touch this lmao

if you would like to send me an ask for a character/ship/show or you'd like to rb the original post yourself, heres the link!

[yeonjuins]

a cute game for you if you want to play: pair your mutuals with idols based on their personalities! 🧸

omg hello anonnie THANK U FOR BEAR EMOJI... I APPRECAITE IT CRIES i’m so sorry to any mutuals i excluded... i wanted to like... give this a lot of thought and for some reason i could only pair ppl according to who i see myself most like in the groups and what their pairings like to other ppl in the same group !!

anyways, this turned into ‘what friendship synergy do i share with idols’ i apologize anonnie ;; 

@heejakewon donghyuck from nct 

aki you were the first to come to mind solely for the fact that you are a menace in the same vein that hyuck is... but then the more that thought sunk in with me, the more i was like, omg my ult is mark, markhyuck is the iconic bestie duo since they were like 2 years old... it IS me and aki PAHHAHHA you’re more open about lovey dovey emotions and being clingy (in comparison to me/mark (<- i hate myself a little for saying that) that’s awkward about it and simply just 🧍‍♂️ takes it all in)) but ur also a little menace that likes to, and in the most affection way ever, annoyingly show these emotions PAHHAHAH (i.e your constant jungwonification agenda you push onto me) aside from base level badgering though, you care a lot and although your words may not be able to say it, your actions most certainly do (”: 

tldr : you’re the hyuck to my mark (<- the most romantic words i’ve ever said imo)

@97choi wooyoung from ateez 

tbh this thought started all because i was like ‘i associate tris with wooyoung because all i do is send tiktoks of wooyoung barking to tris’ BUT THEN IT CLICKED WITH ME... WOOYOUNG AND YEONJUN ARE BESTIES... TRIS... WE ARE SIMPLY WOOYOUNG AND YEONJUN... !??! both our ult groups are different but we share a mutual liking to them along with other things (i.e bibi <3) and like we don’t talk super often but u are super supportive no matter what i do whenever you see it ): i feel like you secretly have your unhinged moments likewise to wooyoung and you outwardly show your affection to your friends the most in a similar fashion as well (”: 

i wish i could go on more about this but i haven’t been caught up with ateez in a while so i’m not sure if i could vouch for other things ): but i hope nonetheless you get the notion of what i’m trying to say my love <3 

@slowrabbitpd soobin from txt 

i can go on a long rant about this but what summarizes it perfectly is in that one txt to do (?) episode, soobin was asked when he finds the members the cutest... soobin responded for taehyun: “when he goes on and on about the things he's into with sparkling eyes” and that reminded me of us entirely. not sure if you find it endearing or anything when i go on uh . long tangents and rants about random things or begin badgering you on extremely detailed areas of your life but i hope u do PAHHAH 

i’ve also told u this before but truly you are a cousin figure to me and i hold family very dearly to my heart (”: i feel like most of our convos is me just rambling on about something so insignificant and you just sitting there listening, nodding your head. i’m not sure what txt duo synergy we replicate but i think overall you remind of soobin a lot with his leadership qualities. how soobin likes to admire the boys and their extroverted states from afar whilst simultaneously being still in the moment with them is a quality i feel like you both share dearly. i also think you two share the ability to look at things objectively but wrapping it all up, you and soobin are alike in many ways imo (”: 

[baekhvuns]

Hello I'm lateeeee, but I arrived

I would rather see Ateez, but well... not sure about The Rose, because someone I don't wanna see is seeing them as well aidyaygsgshshsb

Please give me the avocado tour. Baek you don't want your fanfiction moment inside the avocado? 👀

American and Korean fans are really shameless, like... fucking calm down. Omfg that person complaining about ments gor ratioed so hard, deserved, I've seen their weird tweets before. They're friends with weirdos as well. Don't go to multiple stops if you're bored of them talk??? Btw Ateez were going to Japan and I can't believe fansites showed up at 7am ON A SATURDAY to snap some photos???

Stop the step-siblings, it's not THAT kind of story 😭🤚🏻 do you know Romantic Killer? It came out recently, I remember reading the manga, but it started to bore/annoy me. I just can't remember why aisgjahshshshss but maybe I'll check out the anime. The reviews are mixed

Omggg you're right Tasir is giving Seojun? Maybe that's why I love him 👁👁 I hope he doesn't turn out bad or something cause I'm gonna kms... but what can I say, I love men with earrings lmaooo. But most of the harem guys are sus... Hold onnnn?!

Literally the WC is either "nothing's going on" or "too much is going on" I don't have a horse in this race, so I'm just gonna chill, whoever wins wins, but it would be funny if someone unpredicted won. Brazil lmao😬

I haven't watched the last 2 seasons of TVD, I just saw the ending and read the spoilers, was glad I didn't waste my time on it. It wasn't unhinged like PLL, but just... not it

Like I said, SM is doing well with their solo releases, but I gave up on their groups long time ago, minus Shinee and GG obviously. To think I used to be an SM girl yeeeears ago 💀 I also think JYPE is doing weird shit with NMIXX (and Jinni left?!) and wasting their talent, also making Itzy so mild, whyyyyy 💔

Bestie what can AUS offer... better weather shuaushsjahsha and more interesting animals (she's a zoologist). My friend used to live in Quebec, Montreal and Halifax (briefly)

Someone needs to make Yunjin a third Jung sister in a fanfiction or something. Jessica's boyfriend is weird in many ways 💀

I remember Lewis and Nicole, they were such a hot topic and together for such a loooong time!

Sometimes I feel bad about my cooking skills, but then I remember kpop idols exist

I don't know if I'm gonna try for MuBank tbh, we'll see... why Paris tho. There's MIK festival in Paris too, gotta start hating the Frenchies again

Ohhhhh the Yeohui description fits you I think!

I really liked San's blonde Wave era hair, his recent blonde a bit less tho. Also Wave Hwa <3

No this isn't MY guy, but why is he in Bridgerton all of the sudden? Uber driving on horses?

Lil farmer and a grandma 😭 ok I'm not about cottagecore life however I'm into soft Hwa, therefore I'm thinking of a baker/knitter/farmer Seonghwa very intensely right now... imagine meeting him and he's a self-sustaining king who can make scarf for you and bring you his food ☺

I got magical warrior, now that result pleases me <3333 - DV 💖

hi hello!!

I would rather see Ateez, but well... not sure about The Rose, because someone I don't wanna see is seeing them as well aidyaygsgshshsb

NAURRRRRR THE PERSON SEEING EVERYONE UR SEEING 😭😭WHAT IS THIS god rly said ur missed out and imma make sure u KNOW you did 😭😭

Please give me the avocado tour. Baek you don't want your fanfiction moment inside the avocado? 👀

unfortunately the avocado is totally submerged in wet snow atm gimme 2 weeks and ill get a whole video fhwjd,, AND 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️

American and Korean fans are really shameless, like... fucking calm down. Omfg that person complaining about ments gor ratioed so hard, deserved, I've seen their weird tweets before. They're friends with weirdos as well. Don't go to multiple stops if you're bored of them talk??? Btw Ateez were going to Japan and I can't believe fansites showed up at 7am ON A SATURDAY to snap some photos???

no seriously ik some ppl are justifying it but like americans and krs complain when others come to their country for a shoW but WHEN THEY CAN WE CANT SAY NOTHING 😭😭 yeah i mean wouldn’t u want ur fav artists to interact with u ???? 😭😭 they gotta breathe too one in a while pls fbwndb NO SERIOUSLY JUST DONT GO THEN?? SORRY ON A SATURDAY??? AT 7??? in this cold, going outside ur blanket is dangerous them dressing up holding their megatron’s in one way, respect but the other way what the fuck mate 😭😭😭😭

Stop the step-siblings, it's not THAT kind of story 😭🤚🏻 do you know Romantic Killer? It came out recently, I remember reading the manga, but it started to bore/annoy me. I just can't remember why aisgjahshshshss but maybe I'll check out the anime. The reviews are mixed

LMFAOOOO I WAS LIKE HELLO??? ANON?? WE GOOD OUT THERE?? YES I WATCHED IT ACTUALLY! did not read the manga bc some said it wasn’t that good dbdbdb,, the anime is good!! its kinda cheesy but then again its a cute romcom and serious when it needs to be, nice lil shoujo!

Omggg you're right Tasir is giving Seojun? Maybe that's why I love him 👁👁 I hope he doesn't turn out bad or something cause I'm gonna kms... but what can I say, I love men with earrings lmaooo. But most of the harem guys are sus... Hold onnnn?!

RIGHT IS HE NOT!! i hope he isn’t the betrayer bc id be so heartbroken, but latil seems like she’s into bad boys/villain’s, maybe we’ll still see it fbfb “i love men with earrings” BRWNDJSK WE CAN TELL THE MAIN EVIDENCE IS PSH

Literally the WC is either "nothing's going on" or "too much is going on" I don't have a horse in this race, so I'm just gonna chill, whoever wins wins, but it would be funny if someone unpredicted won. Brazil lmao😬

no bc WHAT HAPPENED 😭😭😭 the saddest losses were portugal and brazil’s (the amount of fouls in this was crazy how did the ref not check croatia 😭😭) right! whoever wins, wins in the end it was a nice run, pretty legendary games this wc <3 STOP DONT EVEN ABT BRAZIL BC I ACTUALLY WAS CRYING WHILE SOING THEIR CELEBRATION DANCE 😭😭😭😭 ITS THE COACHS FAULT and the ref was terrible 🔫🔫🤚🏼 sad bc i wont get to see richarlison play more games, i am a dedicated richarlison girl 🫡 🫡 but he’s wild pls dbdb

I haven't watched the last 2 seasons of TVD, I just saw the ending and read the spoilers, was glad I didn't waste my time on it. It wasn't unhinged like PLL, but just... not it

Like I said, SM is doing well with their solo releases, but I gave up on their groups long time ago, minus Shinee and GG obviously. To think I used to be an SM girl yeeeears ago 💀 I also think JYPE is doing weird shit with NMIXX (and Jinni left?!) and wasting their talent, also making Itzy so mild, whyyyyy 💔

JDVWK I RELATE TO THAT used to be a whole sm girlie while back but after the quality decrease i am hanging on loose threads bc i need that exo cb 😭😭 NO BC WHAT IS JYP ONN!!! they understand trends later on and they do it terribly,, no bc jinni left and she also trained the longest?? what is going on,, itzy man jyp’s setting them up badly

Bestie what can AUS offer... better weather shuaushsjahsha and more interesting animals (she's a zoologist). My friend used to live in Quebec, Montreal and Halifax (briefly)

LMFAOOOO HEY HEY HEY THEY ALSO OFFER HEAT WAVES AND CRAZY WILD NEVER SEEN BEFORE ANIMALS 😭😭😭 oh bestie lived in racist town fbwndb <//3 glad she moved then 😭😭 but she must’ve had lots of fun in montreal their parties go wild! A ZOOLOGIST??? that is such a cool job omg omg

Someone needs to make Yunjin a third Jung sister in a fanfiction or something. Jessica's boyfriend is weird in many ways 💀

YOURE RIGHT !!!!! if she joined sm she would’ve been in the jung ‘vampire’ group,, no bc that man held back playback they could’ve been big! but NO MF 😭😭

I remember Lewis and Nicole, they were such a hot topic and together for such a loooong time! //// Sometimes I feel bad about my cooking skills, but then I remember kpop idols exist

no bc they did look good together 👀 LMFAOOOO YOURE RIGHT 😭😭😭

I don't know if I'm gonna try for MuBank tbh, we'll see... why Paris tho. There's MIK festival in Paris too, gotta start hating the Frenchies again

paris bc model hwa is waiting for u 🫡 FBWMDBKW START HATING THEMBFNWBD will be visiting paris sometime im gonna need u to rec some bomb itinerary 🔫

Ohhhhh the Yeohui description fits you I think! /// I really liked San's blonde Wave era hair, his recent blonde a bit less tho. Also Wave Hwa <3

oh does it??

right! his wave era hair was amazing, the colour choice fit him so well, and wave hwa no bECAUSE WE NEED THEM TO TWIN DIRTY BLOND HAIR AGAIN

No this isn't MY guy, but why is he in Bridgerton all of the sudden? Uber driving on horses?

YOU SURE MATE??? your uber went back in time! i heard he offers horse rides as a way of transportation! this entire thread is for ur beloved <3

Lil farmer and a grandma 😭 ok I'm not about cottagecore life however I'm into soft Hwa, therefore I'm thinking of a baker/knitter/farmer Seonghwa very intensely right now... imagine meeting him and he's a self-sustaining king who can make scarf for you and bring you his food ☺

LMFAOOOO STOP IT ITS HWALMEONI ERAA LESGOOO 😭😭😭 hwa cottage core omg, ur right, cafe, baker, artist, farmer, poet everything omg— but would u rather chose cottage core hwa or dark academia hwa

I got magical warrior, now that result pleases me <3333 - DV 💖

hello miss magical warrior, i am the dark haired aloof fbwmdb

this one is very important bc it determines if ur a true brit or not

AND HE???? 🤨🤨

also eden’s marriage! his wife is so pretty omg 😭😭

AND DBDNDB

also new tenelkadjowrites fic 👀

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#5

the raw unhinged sexual tension of this katakuri v. luffy fight scene .... this dom leather muscle daddy who uses a white, gooey, sticky, fluid substance to dominate this insanely flexible, resilient skinny little rubber man im .........

38 notes • Posted 2021-02-19 14:55:31 GMT

#4

this summer i WILL be a certified himbo©️ thank U for ur blessings💗

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#3

dr stone is so stupid one bro is like “i wish for a world without societally imposed oppression & violence due to capitalist greed and imperialist aggression” and the ‘hero’ of the story is like “no way !!! Science will bring back EVERYTHING !!!! EVEN OPPRESSION!!!!” like uhhh , p sure there was some middle ground there besties but like ok

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#2

ok im sorry but it’s just so touching that Luffy, before he rlly had ANY of the occupations he NEEDED on a frickin never ending voyage by BOAT, had always known he needed to find a musician for his adventure. And it’s just touching bcs in this Oden flashback we see now that even the KING of the pirates loved music, and knew that the musician was JUST as important & crucial as a doctor, navigator, shipwright, sniper, chef, bcs during a literal never ending journey when you could be at sea for weeks at a time, you need to be able to take care of your mind just as well as your body and boat. And the fact that these toughie big boi pirates are all bonded together generation after generation by the bonding power of artistry & music is so touching 🥺

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me: i watch dragon ball z for the plot

the plot:

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[heffrondriving]

and also this one too omg!!!!! ୧₍´｡ᵔ ꈊ ᵔ｡`₎୨ i'm not kidding, this one is especially important to me bc it's actually the very first shippy fic i've ever written, and james/jett is also the first otp i seriously jumped on in the btr fandom, even when it's mostly just a rarepair crack ship ahaha ;<; but this was honestly vv weird for me to make at the time bc i couldn't write romantic relationships to save my isolated hermit ass life and i had no idea wtf i was doing—but now it's all i ever write nowadays and yet i'm still fucking horrible at writing them ashfjnsjdk gay idiot brainrot found exponentially terminal five dead three injured, more at 10

but more importantly, i realised that i actually connected with all of my amazing rusher besties through this dumb crack rarepair (ily lots forever bee ker and liz!!! thank u so much for being my Friends Bestest yes this is a random young royals ref and blessing me with ur writing talents and for enabling me and my insane btr ramblings,, also i'm so sorry for being Big Slow and Mega Annoying all the time muehe <3), and well. here we are a year later and they have basically taken over my life and my suffering wip drafts and yet i still have so many plans and stories and art stuff for them. i love my idiot himbo boyfriends too much they just fill me with so much unhinged joy and inspiration ♡〜(●꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ●)〜♡ okay i promise i'll stop being cringe levels of sappy about my own awful fics™ now sorry everyone;;;

(okay so i dug up some of my old chats with bee and I'm just like. omg is this really how it started. with us creating our own little btr universe and then me throwing out jamett as a total joke and then rewatching big time surprise and finding that one priceless photo of james and david cade and then getting possessed with unholy spirits to write a no-braincells required fic and the rest is history??? w o a h)

CUPID GOT US F♡CKED UP [BIG TIME RUSH FANFICTION]

SUMMARY: James Diamond and Jett Stetson being fluffy himbo boyfriends. That’s it, that’s the whole fic. (T // 2,776 words // James x Jett, Slice of Life, Idiots in Love, Domestic Fluff)

➽─{ 1 - Mr. Limp Hair and Dirty Martini }─❥

Yet another beautiful day in the city of angels. The sun was shining, birds were singing, the Palm Woods was hustling and bustling with its usual sprightly ardour, and somewhere in Apartment 3H, James Diamond was hollering belligerent threats at the top of his lungs.

“Stetson! Stetsoooon! Haul ass, right now! Living room, front and center, or you’re losing your fridge privileges for a week! A week, you hear?! That means no storage for your stinky cheeses, no digging around for my tasty midnight snacks, and definitely no chilling by its open door and racking up one hell of an electricity bill, just because your deodorant brand changed up their formula again and the LA heat keeps giving you nasty armpit stains! Do NOT test me!!!”

He heard the distinct click of a noisy hairdryer being turned off, and Jett sauntered out of the bathroom, a damp towel hanging off one broad shoulder and the half-finished curls of his dark sandy hair falling over his scrunched forehead.

“Jeez, we’re not five fucking mountains away, so what’s with all the yelling?” He complained. “You’re disrupting my beauty time…and you know I hate getting my beauty time disrupted!”

“What, the two whole-ass hours I give you for your shower isn’t enough?”

“Obviously not, because my shower time doesn’t include my beauty time, duh. Plus, I can’t even hear myself getting more beautiful with all the racket you’re causing!”

“Jett—”

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I know I missed screaming about bullshit on your blog! Yes I literally had 4 days of feeling good after bronchitis then boom COVID TIME 😭 my respiratory system is in shambles, but it's getting better. Omg that trip sounds cool, any ghosts buddies? I was in Spain, Germany and Czechia. Next week I'm going to Malta though it's period time so 💀💀💀💀

I'm crying at that fan with the rose isuduwhdhshhsjsjshssg but this is cute

Baker Hwa just like in my dream wtf. Delinquent Hwa who uses the window to get to the snakcs first, imagine fighting him for strawberry milk

I got TWO POLAROIDS so far one Seonghwa and one Yunho! But Yunho went to my friend.

Yes one thing Seonghwa will do is L👁👁K 😭 it was nice to see him after a long time and apparently he was happy to see me as well. I hated when he showed his bicep THANKFULLY he was wearing that fishing net outfit so they hwarms weren't that visible 💀🤚🏻

Seonghwa will have to come see me soon hahahaha. Omfg right ticketing is happening, good luck!!! Thanxx doc Baek, I'm trying, I'm drinking a lot because it's so hot and I keep sweating 🤒 I tried watching some stuff but recently I can't focus, especially when my head was pounding, so I'm behind on EVERYTHING. I can't wait to go back to eating properly and not going to sleep at 10pm...

When will my Fever Diary arrive I need to lick the photos of Seonghwa in glasses also lil prairie boy I'm gonna kiss him 😭 and now another photobook?! KQ fucking knows I'm a sucker for Softeez ehhh, I don't have a concert to go to so might as well...

I'm gonna tell you about the second Hwa call soon, because it was unhinged 🙈🙉 but first I need to face ALL of them diuduehdhsjshdhdhdje

I got "sarcastic fan favourite" yeah sounds about right - DV 💖

hi hello!!

I know I missed screaming about bullshit on your blog! Yes I literally had 4 days of feeling good after bronchitis then boom COVID TIME 😭 my respiratory system is in shambles, but it's getting better. Omg that trip sounds cool, any ghosts buddies? I was in Spain, Germany and Czechia. Next week I'm going to Malta though it's period time so 💀💀💀💀

HDDJJD I DID TOO,,, omg i hope you’re better now bc wtf 😭😭😭🤚🏼 the respiratory system is in shambles but at least u drank more water hUh 🔫 none ghosties yet! but i THINK when i was recording the inn form the outside something waved in the video <3 but no one was outside the hotel or inside bc it was early morning <3 dbdbdb AYO????? HOW’D THAT GO ?? omg bestie??? drop ur itinerary riGHT NOW?? omg ur so coolio,,, love ur rewrite the stars yn??? but here is a sunset i captured dbdb hopefully the quality is there bc im gonna sob if not 🔫

I'm crying at that fan with the rose isuduwhdhshhsjsjshssg but this is cute

ME AT THEIR CONCERT FBWBDHEJ that’s so cute omg,,, manifesting this 🤲🏼

Baker Hwa just like in my dream wtf. Delinquent Hwa who uses the window to get to the snakcs first, imagine fighting him for strawberry milk

have u watched yumerio patisserie?? that au but with seonghwa 😭😭😭 ILL DRAFT IT OUT RN BDDB delinquent hwa who throws stones at windows so u look down and u see him standing their w ateez in their band instrumentals confessing his love to u <3 dbwnbdjks this was supposed to be in boxer hwa fbwbd FIGHTING OVER STRAWBERRY MILK FBWMDBWMHDKW

I got TWO POLAROIDS so far one Seonghwa and one Yunho! But Yunho went to my friend.

Yes one thing Seonghwa will do is L👁👁K 😭 it was nice to see him after a long time and apparently he was happy to see me as well. I hated when he showed his bicep THANKFULLY he was wearing that fishing net outfit so they hwarms weren't that visible 💀🤚🏻

AAAA UR INTERACTIONS WAS SO WHOLESOME TEARD UP AND ALL TOO 😭😭🤚🏼 i am very afraid of what this new concert seonghwa will do. i will not survive. fbdnddb even if he’s wearing a fully dressed shirt i would have the absolute same reaction

Seonghwa will have to come see me soon hahahaha. Omfg right ticketing is happening, good luck!!! Thanxx doc Baek, I'm trying, I'm drinking a lot because it's so hot and I keep sweating 🤒 I tried watching some stuff but recently I can't focus, especially when my head was pounding, so I'm behind on EVERYTHING. I can't wait to go back to eating properly and not going to sleep at 10pm...

HE WILL HAVE TOO !!! good luck indeed bdndhd 😭😭😭 i hope u get better soon bc that’s so messed up right after bronchitis 😭😭😭🤚🏼 hope ur travelling is better and ur all good when ur in malta !!! DROP ALL THE PRETTY PHOTOS PLS AND THANK YOU,, dOC BAEK DBDBDB

When will my Fever Diary arrive I need to lick the photos of Seonghwa in glasses also lil prairie boy I'm gonna kiss him 😭 and now another photobook?! KQ fucking knows I'm a sucker for Softeez ehhh, I don't have a concert to go to so might as well...

STOPPPPPP HE LOOKS SO FINE IN THOSE PHOTOS ITS A FRIENDS TO LOVERS AU 😭😭😩 BWSTIE STOP IM GONNA WRITE FOR HIM DBDBBD give him a fat smooch pls in both the photo books,,, but this photo omg??? he’s so pretty and the concept fits him so well 😭😭

I'm gonna tell you about the second Hwa call soon, because it was unhinged 🙈🙉 but first I need to face ALL of them diuduehdhsjshdhdhdje

PLS DO IM LOOKING FORWARD TO IT ALL, ALL OF THEM DBDBD HOW UNHINGED ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10 WITH SEONGHWA VS OT8

I got "sarcastic fan favourite" yeah sounds about right - DV 💖

I DID TOO !!!! got some more quizzes one /// two

have you…have you heard from your uber driver recently?

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i would like to say, mr park