#but my fave james/jett fic so far has got to be FIVE:NINE which forcefully ripped me away from my btr halloween fic and i have no regrets

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and also this one too omg!!!!! ୧₍´｡ᵔ ꈊ ᵔ｡`₎୨ i'm not kidding, this one is especially important to me bc it's actually the very first shippy fic i've ever written, and james/jett is also the first otp i seriously jumped on in the btr fandom, even when it's mostly just a rarepair crack ship ahaha ;<; but this was honestly vv weird for me to make at the time bc i couldn't write romantic relationships to save my isolated hermit ass life and i had no idea wtf i was doing—but now it's all i ever write nowadays and yet i'm still fucking horrible at writing them ashfjnsjdk gay idiot brainrot found exponentially terminal five dead three injured, more at 10

but more importantly, i realised that i actually connected with all of my amazing rusher besties through this dumb crack rarepair (ily lots forever bee ker and liz!!! thank u so much for being my Friends Bestest yes this is a random young royals ref and blessing me with ur writing talents and for enabling me and my insane btr ramblings,, also i'm so sorry for being Big Slow and Mega Annoying all the time muehe <3), and well. here we are a year later and they have basically taken over my life and my suffering wip drafts and yet i still have so many plans and stories and art stuff for them. i love my idiot himbo boyfriends too much they just fill me with so much unhinged joy and inspiration ♡〜(●꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ●)〜♡ okay i promise i'll stop being cringe levels of sappy about my own awful fics™ now sorry everyone;;;

(okay so i dug up some of my old chats with bee and I'm just like. omg is this really how it started. with us creating our own little btr universe and then me throwing out jamett as a total joke and then rewatching big time surprise and finding that one priceless photo of james and david cade and then getting possessed with unholy spirits to write a no-braincells required fic and the rest is history??? w o a h)

CUPID GOT US F♡CKED UP [BIG TIME RUSH FANFICTION]

SUMMARY: James Diamond and Jett Stetson being fluffy himbo boyfriends. That’s it, that’s the whole fic. (T // 2,776 words // James x Jett, Slice of Life, Idiots in Love, Domestic Fluff)

➽─{ 1 - Mr. Limp Hair and Dirty Martini }─❥

Yet another beautiful day in the city of angels. The sun was shining, birds were singing, the Palm Woods was hustling and bustling with its usual sprightly ardour, and somewhere in Apartment 3H, James Diamond was hollering belligerent threats at the top of his lungs.

“Stetson! Stetsoooon! Haul ass, right now! Living room, front and center, or you’re losing your fridge privileges for a week! A week, you hear?! That means no storage for your stinky cheeses, no digging around for my tasty midnight snacks, and definitely no chilling by its open door and racking up one hell of an electricity bill, just because your deodorant brand changed up their formula again and the LA heat keeps giving you nasty armpit stains! Do NOT test me!!!”

He heard the distinct click of a noisy hairdryer being turned off, and Jett sauntered out of the bathroom, a damp towel hanging off one broad shoulder and the half-finished curls of his dark sandy hair falling over his scrunched forehead.

“Jeez, we’re not five fucking mountains away, so what’s with all the yelling?” He complained. “You’re disrupting my beauty time…and you know I hate getting my beauty time disrupted!”

“What, the two whole-ass hours I give you for your shower isn’t enough?”

“Obviously not, because my shower time doesn’t include my beauty time, duh. Plus, I can’t even hear myself getting more beautiful with all the racket you’re causing!”

“Jett—”

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