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"just as I did, in 1983."
you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#iwtv#armand iwtv#daniel molloy#armand#armandaniel#devils minion#drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour#the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw#i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born#and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome#idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy#anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel#his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious#like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man
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do skully have pokemon?
Pumpkaboo is the obvious one, but y'know, sometimes the obvious one is the right one! (we'll say SUPER SIZE Pumpkaboo, just for fun. big pumpkin for big skeleton boy.) and another person actually also suggested Greavard, which I somehow hadn't considered, but feels so perfect that I feel like I should have. dangit.
(they can also have little Nightmare Suit costumes :D)
#art#twisted wonderland#pokemon#poketwst#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#(sorry for leaving anon off for a while! i've gotten a rash of spam and i'm gonna wait it out a couple days before turning it back on)#also apologies for the rest of this not really being pokemon related#i don't have anything right now for part 4 of the event so i'm gonna use this space to go off about it#because. oh man.#a sad lack of the scullsman but a FEAST of everyone else#gotta love malleus and leona uniting in the common goal of hunting trey down for trying to game their whiny pettiness#(trey doesn't know what to do with someone he can't easily distract with cake)#also further confirmation that malleus WILL kill a small child and leona WILL point and laugh the whole time#also sebek's plans revolving around what he knows he's good at: screaming extremely loudly and hoisting nerds#and let us not forget what i consider to be the crowning jewel#which is jamil figuring out IMMEDIATELY where scully has taken his prisoners#only for everyone else to just. literally refuse to do anything about it.#jamil just standing there and going 'WE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE! WE CAN JUST! GO GET THEM!!!! WHYYY AREN'T WE GOING'#visibly losing his entire mind and it's beautiful#top 10 twst event moments honestly#also some delightful character consistency from jade being all#'actually my dicking around is a sign of my immense trust in your abilities to get things done :)'#'but also consider: there are currently two housewardens chasing a child'#'alternately angrily screaming poetry and begging them not to sue'#'and if you will pardon my city of flowers...there is no fucking way i'm missing that'#lock shock and barrel did not sign up for this. how did these idiots turn out to be somehow weirder than the three of them.#twisted wonderland must be a frightening place indeed
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he gives me butterflies.. ( the most beautiful butterflies imaginable )
#cowboy bebop#animation#cowboy bebop fanart#spike spiegel#spike spiegel fanart#fan animation#animators on tumblr#cowboy bebop the movie#knockin on heavens door#see you space cowboy#rameiixo#look at this idiot#beautiful idiot#i love you spike spiegel 🗣��🗣️#ssso much ohh it hurts my heart#beware tumblr compression :(#i havent animated in SO long#there are lots of mistakes but im. content with passing them off as being true to cel/videography mistakes..#im really happy that i could actually finish this though#more bebop to come (`_´)ゞ
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manga so good i had to do my own cupidsona,,,
#rui draw smth#love bullet#rui's oc's#HONESTLY IS SO GOOD FRFR#my assigned cupid hating me rn bc my idiot ass doesnt interact with people outside family#no but CUPIDS WITH FIREARMS DO YOU KNOW HOW METAL THAT IS#AND THE ART IS SOOOOOO COOL AND PRETTY AND BEAUTIFUL AND ARFARFARF#i want to eat that linework#yuri#love bullet oc#cupidsona
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I'm also still laughing that he really showed up, introduced himself as an Archivist of the Cobalt Soul, and then insinuated that they were going to go extrajudicially hunt down, capture, and "interrogate" a Cerberus Assembly Archmage. Sir, archivists do not do that kind of thing, least of all on their own, LEAST OF ALL with a bunch of random hooligans they were just sent to collect for an unrelated excursion. Quite honestly, that was the thing I kept going back to in evidence of, there is absolutely no way this is a legit archivist.
#sir you kNOW how the cobalt soul works#why didn't you use 'expositor'#'trained sorcerer' THE COBALT SOUL IS NOT TRAINING SORCERERS#SORCERERS DON'T GET TRAINED#you lying idiot. you absolute dumbass. you beautiful fugitive who has miraculously stayed alive for seven years.#I love him SO much#but actually his bit about his mother being a barmaid was actually deeply charming and that was the one moment I had a sliver of doubt#the way he delivered that bit was great and I do joke but he is a very good liar when he really needs to be#he's charming! he's got high charisma! he's a delight! he can spin a tale!#also honestly very funny for me personally. for tiefling fic reasons.#cr spoilers#essek thelyss#critical role
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gothic lolita machete came to me in a dream
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#HHWAH#but he unironically kind of makes it work though??#I never realized that the leap from what he normally wears to gothic lolita would be this small#basically the same thing just a lot more lace and frills and embroidery#loving! the pomegranates!#it always makes me ecstatic when people find a way to include them or his other... symbols? motifs? objects of significance?#it's nice you kept the red gloves and red heels#the little crosses on the capelet and the stockings too hah#and the massive bow where the fascia would go#I support genderfuckery Machete by the way#his design and mannerisms have always been somewhat androgynous or at least that's what I've been trying to aim for#despite his sharp angular form he's supposed to have an aura of elegance and delicateness#at least on his better days when he's not in full rat man mode#given the choice he'd rather be called beautiful than handsome I'm pretty sure#folks have been mistaking him for a goth lesbian a whole lot lately so I can't be too far off#thank you this made me grin like an idiot when I opened the inbox#gift art#aggiepython#own characters#Machete
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thinking abt kleah. and like, on one hand i like the idea of everyone else being the same gender-wise in vld except them. but on the other hand i always love the bits where keith's gaydar is too dookie to realize lance is bi or lance has to have a bi crisis so maybe i can make allura SO butch that kat is like damn....leah likes him..... and not women...... meanwhile leah is essentially walking around in a butch bait t shirt whether knowingly or not
#like they meet 'prince allura' and leah immediately starts hitting on him and kats like sigh classic heterosexual leah.......#meanwhile allura is just like butchedy butchest of the butching butches he/him-ing along#and kats gaydar is dogshit#unfortunately this does preclude bi crisis leah#but honestly i think stupid idiot kat is more fun than that so#also imagine the fun times two beautiful butches like allura and kat could have. would be wonderous.#they would be beating the shit out of each other on the training deck and then walk away to have a lovely dinner and chat#okay i sold myself.#unfortunately kat would not fall in love with allura i think. he's too nice. kat needs a mean evil woman#like leah! :-)
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whenever Charles is asked to choose a side:
#he always chooses his canceled wife and that's so beautiful your honor#it's hilarious that they still think that charles would be against max#when clearly they're both two rebellious girls#i love these idiots#charles leclerc#cl16#max verstappen#mv33#mv1#formula 1#f1#mexican gp 2024
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Marie Cardona and the day the Sun stopped shining. And the day after that. And the day after. And-
#limbus company#lcb meursault#lcb marie#marisault#limbus company fanart#oh hey i never posted this here!!#i love my sad french woman who's struggling to cope with her fiancé's death#and who doesn't know he's currently on a bus with a dozen of idiots#idk what canon marie will be like but i'm currently gripping kjh by the shoulders and begging him#whatever you do with her pls make it interesting#ANYWAY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN SAVE ME SAVE ME BEAUTIFUL WOMAN#also giggles cutely i need to watch malena again
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i love gale so so so so much
but fuck does his initial reaction to the player beaming romantic thoughts into his head via weave make me wanna peel my skin off
don't get me wrong, it's cute, he's cute, i love it, its such a sweet bonding moment and I scream- but also when he has that initial shock and embarrassment before the elation settles in, it makes me want to die and that's not a criticism of him or anything because that is a very realistic and understandable why to respond even if he is genuinely interested but just didn't expect it
but as someone who is also very fucking awkward and rejection sensitive my immediate instinct every time is "Okay, swing and a miss, thanks for having me- gonna go kill myself now."
and I know he immediately goes like "No, no, I really like that- I really like this."
but realistically my ass would have already been jumping off the nearest cliff, like- all i heard from that narrator was the word embarrassment and I blacked out from shame, goodbye cruel world, here lies Snark, dead from wanting to hold a wizard's hand
#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3#baldurs gate 3#again this is not me being critical#gale is my boy and i romance him every time and is romance is very well written imo#but also there's that awkward like split moment where it feels like you just made an idiot out of yourself and that's all it takes for me#immediately nearest cliff and im gone#this is purely a me thing im a big sensitive wittle baby and that scene is both so earnestly sweet and beautiful and horrifically awkward#which is just kind of what love is i think
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raise your hand if you’ve been dealing with an unhealthy obsession with Apollo from the moment he got out from his cherry-red Maserati aka the sun chariot in the titan’s curse wearing sunglasses and grinning like a menace to society
#my beautiful idiot#i love him so much#pjo#hoo#percy jackson#toa#apollo#heroes of olympus#the titan’s curse
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A little love for Necrom...
Man... when Alain has a Big Feelings I also have a Big Feelings.
#kamen rider ghost#kamen rider#kamen rider necrom#alain#takeru tenkuji#makoto fukami#fumi fukushima#fan art#Fumi-Baa best character though lol!#I wanted to draw her so much!#listen... I did cry a little lol!#get grandson-adopted idiot#I love their little storyline a lot...#the world is beautiful and precious god damn...#you can't just give me an old lady character... it does things to me#its me... Yosh... forever weak to the elderly lmao
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Oh stupid pining men my beloveds, my poor will loved his honeybun so much 💔 (she literally stabbed him to death with a screwdriver)
Truly if she hadn’t killed she could’ve had him on her side the man was desperate to keep the family together, the last thing he’d want would’ve been for her to get caught and go to prison .,, poor stupid man /pos
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Cheshiresmiles!Will & Igor!Will are. Dancing together. And just chant how much that they love their wife so much. & Would do anything for their angels
They are also. Listening to some. Songs. (one is "MISS MISERYGUTS" by R.I.P, cuz I just think that. They relate to the song-)
( Igor's William belongs to: @lets-ignore-that & cheshiresmiles's William belongs to: @dannybobany . I'm having. Wills inside of my head)
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Kiss Me ♡ Sam Winchester
Pairing: Sam winchester x reader
Warnings: no use of y/n, I'm very dyslexic so idk witch which is witch, not proof read, I wrote this in an hour? Help, kiss, idk what else to put, this may not make sense but I just needed to write something and all my wips bored me so ✨️tada✨️
Summary: a witch cursed Sam to only awake with a true loves kiss, so naturally Dean calls you, the only problem is you haven't seen the Winchesters in 5 years.
You swore that you would never see the Winchesters again.
That was the only thing that you promised yourself. The one rule you could never break.
As a hunter you don't get a lot of garentees in life, you get close to zero, but this was your one none negotiable rule and everyone knew that.
Which is why you were cursing yourself as you drove down the highway, going at a very illegal speed trying to get to the winchesters as fast as possible.
Or more accurately to one spefic Winchester in particular.
Sam Winchester.
Dean had called you not even an hour ago, you hadn't picked up the fist 5 times, but on the 6th ring you figured it must be important.
He wasn't making alot of sense, but one thing was clear, Sam was in trouble and he needed you.
The winchesters being in trouble wasn't anything new, in fact it was the norm, but this seemed diffrent, it had to be diffrent otherwise you wouldn't have been called. Dean never called you even when you worked together, it was always sam. You and Dean didn't realy get along, it's not that you hated eachother, but you were both weary of eachother. And both of your concerns arose form the same factor, Sam. It was a safe assumption to say that you both cared for Sam, but unfortunately that ment that you often clashed.
But that's all in the past. Because you hadn't spoken to them in years. You hadn't seen Dean or Sam in 5 years. Yet here you were knocking on the door to the address of a motel that Dean frantically gave you over the phone.
"Hi-" you awkwardly began to sat as Dean opened the door, but you were quickly cut off.
"This is going to sound insane but right now I don’t have time to explain." Dean began, as he basically dragged you inside to where Sam lay unconscious on one of the cheap motel beds.
"Can you just kiss him?" Dean bluntly asked looking you in the eyes.
You were completely taken back by the forwardness of his request.
"What?" You muttered, glancing quickly to Sam, laying almost lifeless on the bed. He looked bad. You wouldn't have known he was alive if his chest didn't fall up and down ever so slightly.
As if reading your mind dean began to speak again. "And quickly as he might actually die soon."
"Sorry I'm a bit confused, why-" you began but were quickly cut off again.
"A witch, obsessed with fairy tales, cursed him like sleeping beauty or some princess shit and I thought killing the bitch would end the curse I was wrong so you need to kiss him."
Your head wad spinning. If it was sleeping beauty then that ment that...
That couldn't be true, could it?
No that made no sense you hadn't seen the younger of the brothers in 5 years. He was probably so diffrent. He could have lost his boyish smile. Or his perfect hair. Or his humour. Or-
"That doesn't explain why I specifically-" you began, but just as before you were cut off by Dean.
"Cut the bullshit, and just kiss him. I can waste time explaining but sammy is dieing, please. I just know that this will work, it has to, you look at him like I look-" he stopped himself, sighing almost lost in thought. "It doesn't matter just kiss him goddammit!" He practically shouted.
"Sorry," he mumbled, "just hurry up, I'll be outside."
With that he turned his back and slayed the motel door behind him as he left.
He left you alone with Sam.
Sam.
He looked terrible. He looked dead. It broke your heart. You could have stopped this. If you had just been there. If you'd had stayed....
No. You couldn't have.
You and Sam said things to eachother that you should have never said, and it ended up with you waking up in his bed. And you couldn't do that. Neither of you could. So you had to leave. And that's exactly what you did.
And that's when your rule stared. You told Bobby to never put you on a hunt with them or you wouldn't show.
Your rule spread like wild fire and soon it was a common known fact that you didn't hunt with the winchesters. No one knew why, but no one questioned it, especially given the winchesters track record.
Yet here you are, 5 years down the line, breaking your one rule.
You walked over to the edge of the bed to where Sam lay.
"I'm so sorry." You whispered. You didn't know exactly what you apologising for. Kissing Sam or for everything before this moment.
Closing your eyes you tentatively leaned forward and gently pressed your lips to his for a brief second before pulling away.
He didn't move.
No, no, no no. This couldn't be happening.
You reached to grab his hand, waeving your fingers between his.
"Come on Sam, please wake up." You pleaded as tears began to fill your eyes. How could you be so stupid? You left hom for 5 years, he could have been dead for that whole time and you would have had no idea.
"Please..." you sobbed as you rested your head on his chest.
You felt numb. It felt like you had just been stabbed in the chest and someone kept twisting the knife.
Gently a hand started stroking your hair.
Your head jolted up.
There he was, eyes open, a small smile on his lips.
"Hi love," he bearly whispered, half confused half over joyed.
"Sam!" You cried and you flung your arms round his neck, "you scared me you son of a bitch."
"What are you...?" He began but trailed off.
"Dean called." You answered, quickly remembering the whole situation, pulling shyly away from Sam.
"You came?" He sounded shocked.
"You needed my help."
"I thought-"
"Yeah you made me break my one rule Sam so...?"
A silence fell over the pair of you. You couldn't look him in the eyes. God you felt awkward.
"It was a pretty crap rule." He mumbled, looking directly at you, a half smile playing on his lips.
"I had good reason for it I mean-" you began.
"You ran away beacsue you were scared." He said matter of fact way, his eyes showing his hurt.
"I hunt monsters for a living I doubt that I was scared of some feelings, they're hardly spooky." You laughed. It was painfully obviously forced.
"So why did you leave then?"
You couldn't answer his question. He was right. You were scared. Scared of what you felt for him. And back then it felt like a valid reason. But right now, you felt stupid.
"You know what the curse was don't you?" He asked.
"Sam I-"
"It was the cliche of a true loves kiss. The witch said it didn't exist so I was destined to die."
You stayed silent, you couldn't look at him. You knew what it ment. You both did.
"Yet here I am, here you are." He said as though he was proving evidence in court. You were evidence of true love. After 5 years of not seeing eachother, you both still were irrevocably in love with one another. It was true love.
"Here I am." You agreed, finally meeting his eyes. "So now what?" You asked tentatively.
You were both quiet then. His smile only grew as he leaned closer to you.
"I think it's time you got rid of your stupid rule." He whispered in your ear.
"Why should I do that?" You pulled away, a matching smile on your face.
His smile softened as he tucked a loose strand of hair behind your ear.
"So that way I can wake up with you beside me, instead of you just living inside my dreams. So I can hold on to you instead of just our memories. So you can kiss me all the time and not just beacsue I'm dieing."
"That does seem like a valid reason, you got anymore?"
"Because I know, even after 5 years, you still feel the same way I do"
"And what's that?"
"I love you."
You were only inches away from his face now. You could feel his breath on your skin. He leaned on closer pressing his lips to yours.
His lips felt so familiar it almost hurt. It felt right. This is where you needed to be, this is where you should have been for five whole years.
You let yourself sink into his embrace as his hands flattened against your spine, drawing you impossibly closer.
His breathing had become more strained; his muscles tensed as he deemed the kiss, your hands finding their way into his hair.
You didn't want to stop,you couldn't, and judging by Sam's reaction to your touch he couldn't either.
"Have you-?" Neither of you hear the door to the motel open as Dean basically ran in. "Oh jesus my eyes, sammy I'm glad you're okay but fucking hell!" He quickly truned on his heels, overdramtically covering his eyes. "Use protection!" He shouted just before he closed the door, muttering under his breath 'these darm kids' as though he were a middle aged man.
You and Sam just looked at eachother for a singular moment before bursting into laughter.
"I might ammend my rule slightly..." you said after a few deep breaths.
"How so?" He asked leaning in closer to you once more.
"I now swear that I'll see the winchesters everyday, or at least one spefic Winchester everyday."
#x reader#sam winchester x gn!reader#sam winchester x y/n#sam winchester x reader#sam winchester fic#sam winchester spn#sam winchester fanfiction#supernatural sam winchester#sam winchester supernatural#sam winchester#sam winchester x you#supernatural fanfiction#supernatural#spn x reader#supernatural x reader#sam x reader#reader insert#x you#fanfic#fanfiction#supernatural oneshot#spn sam winchester#spn fanfiction#spn x you#spn x y/n#supernatural x you#idiots in love#fairy tail#sleeping beauty#curse
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"What if we offer her...an engagement? "
THE NEWSREADER | 2.03 | Helen x Dale - Failed Proposal #1 [ 2 | 3 ]
#Anna Torv#Sam Reid#Helen Norville#Dale Jennings#Helen x Dale#tvedit#tvarchive#he is so stupidly giddy#like he genuinely is excited#Dale my love you can be so perceptive and yet so thick#a beautiful idiot sandwich#one failed proposal down#TWO TO GO 🥲#also#a helen x dale scene with natural DAyLiGhT???#you know what i mean if you've ever tried giffing scenes from helen's living room at night#helendale#newsreader gifs*#gifs*
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Steve: Kids are resilient. They can handle anything. When I was five, my babysitter was a raccoon.
Nancy: What?!
Steve: Oh, come on, I told you about Maria.
Nancy: You never said she was a raccoon!
#stranger things#steve harrington#nancy wheeler#steve harrington x nancy wheeler#steve x nancy#stancy#bisexual steve harrington#pansexual nancy wheeler#otp: unambiguous sign of true love#you're an idiot steve harrington#you're beautiful nancy wheeler#incorrect stranger things quotes#source: modern family#rueleigh's thoughts
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