#love me some fictional mens
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Initial drawings of that old man… I literally, I haven’t finished reading the book of bill yet!!! I had to stop and take a break for a week to feverishly draw fanart of myself petting fords floofy hair and giving him attention and shit…!!!! The urge was too great….!! I’ve literally. I had a crush on this guy the instant he was first REVEALED in the show, but I did not have the artistic prowess to draw good looking old men back then… but I do now… thank god… thank fucking god
#gravity falls#ford pines#stanford pines#self ship#self insert#si x canon#it me#doodles#I got a haircut! so my hair looks different now.. as haircuts tend to do lol#anyway… yeah… I LOVE HIM… GRAHHFJH#the confirmation that he rlly is just sad and lonely and insecure and craving attention and validation#OHH FORD BBY.. WE R THE SAME#like… ghghg i loved him already just w his prickly nerdy outer shell but knowing more about the vulnerable center is GREAT. ITS AWESOME#also hes a smart nerdy guy who can do science and expirements and shit which is ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS FOR A CHARACTER TO DO#u kno im all about scientists….#I couldn’t draw ship art back then 1 cuz I didn’t kno how to draw old men and 2 cuz I was like 13 lol… which would have been wierd#but I’m an ADULT NOW. GET OVER HERE FORD#also it didn’t even rlly cross my mind TO draw that stuff cuz even tho I did love ford#self ship and x reader sorta stuff was not NEARLY as popular back then.. like I specifically remember it like. booming in popularity#at some point. but being pretty rare before that. anyway. thank u passage of time and trends and new gravity falls book for introducing#me back to fictional man I love. so I can now draw myself smooching him and shit#hell yeah.#13 is probably not actually correct I do not remember exactly which year fords reveal was in…#but I was probably older then 13.. but still#the point remains lol.#also omg. the bit in the book w the goth moth. ‘ur probably into this sorta thing right?’#I AM INTO THAT SORTA THING FORD. thank u book of bill for being written specifically @ me. the immersion it’s great.#like ur so right ford I AM edgy and goth how’d u guess that tee hee. eyelash flutter#aLSO PLS IGNORE MY FINGER BEING IN FRAME IN THE LAST PIC. I was drawing in a tiny bound sketchbook#so I had to hold the paper down to keep it flat. and. I didn’t feel like censoring my fucking. pinkie finger out of the image
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Yeah I think the whole "cuddling for warmth with the man made of fire" thing with coalecroux is cute but also as someone with back pain where's "Gideon I require your healing prowess (cuddles until my damn back ache goes away)"
#as an aroace im not projecting but i would kiss someone on the mouth if they got rid of my back pain#also they are literally middle aged men be for real they are hurting all the time#this isnt just for kremy it goes for all of them#'there are some things bananyas can't heal Gideon'#Gideon's powers being used not only for destruction but for comfort and love makes me so ill /pos#not as an energy source. not as an unthinking unfeeling thing. But love and warmth incarnate#sorry i got something in my eye#ahem but this is me prompting fanfic writers to make this into a coalecroux fic also#obviously the rest of the crew should get some cuddles as well but i think it would be very cute ok#anyway back to my college classes because im a college student thinking about fictional characters again for some reason#once upon a witchlight#ouaw#gideon coal#coalecroux#kremy lecroux#in spirit since the ship was named#the rest are implied#text
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guy liker moment
#a doodley#once again very difficult times for the has never been touched community#also recently some fictional men have me questioning things further and its making me sooo miserable#in the sense of like. it wouldnt be enough to t**** a beautiful man i want to be one. too.#i want someone to feel the same way ykwim. eager excited. witnessing beauty. crawling into each others skin.#i want you and i want to wear your face and be desired too.#ugh ugh ugh ugh#i probably wont ever even draw it but the lino piece i want to try making is based off of like. lately...#my skin burns when i see even the imitation of a human body. When i think of it. its so dire#or like i love the human body in general i love studying it bc its so beautiful and interesting no matter what#but i do studies and its like ahh i wanna get closer i wanna get closer im at the zoo i want to jump into the enclosure and get clawed apar#t. (saying this as metaphor bc obviously humans are not things to be owned) but i want my own model to pose and study#closer. and closer. look and touch and examine.#<- 3 seconds away from drawing nefarious shit with talon in this nature but i didnt say that#talkys#🌺
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Reading The Infinite and the Divine has been the polar opposite experience from what I’m used to when recommended media with a good duo in it. Instead of being promised a bunch of scenes that turn out to absolutely not be canon, I’m learning that every single meme about these two is actually a canon thing Orikan and Trazyn argue their way into.
The Statler and Waldorf jokes are not just a goof, they actually disguise themselves as humans and go get coffee and go to the opera together and send passive aggressive letters and drag each other to court twice and try to kill each other at least once a chapter and chuckle at the meteor storm murder attempts and choke each other out while smirking and send the weird fuckmonster to attack while the other one is fifteen years deep in meditation-
#I dunno this is just plain hitting right#It’s that good zone where I think some folks would argue that it isn’t a romance#but it’s exactly the sort of dynamic I’m always looking for in fiction#it’s what I’m always trying to write#I’m not done with the audiobook yet but I’m having such a good time#Two awful old men involving the galaxy in their fatiguing nemesiship#Trazyn apologizing in the theatre box has me worried though not gonna lie#I love what appears to be the implication that both of them have had the same pre-death memories coded into their hard drives#both of them arguing over forty thousand years over the exact same trauma#chef’s kiss
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being attracted to fictional men who are literally the emotional equivalent of a group of crying seals is so funny. i could hear someone go "oh look, a pathetic disheveled sad little man who's either really going through it or has nothing to look forward to in life!" and i'll excitedly whip around like a disney princess and shout "where!?"
they are the love of my life <3
#not sure what to tag this one with#pathetic men#yeeaahh i love pathetic little guys they're so huggable <3#i'll just tag a bunch of characters who fit this criteria in one way or another#peppino spaghetti#spamton#jon arbuckle#salesman!barry steakfries#is there a tag for falling in love with fictional characters#i love pathetic men#ok that one works#seriously though fictional guys who are sad and desperate are adorable and i want to hug them and tuck them into bed#i will literally look at the saddest little guy in the world and go ''you. you're mine now.''#me at barclay from star trek honestly#i forgot to tag him oops#barclay's so me i love him <3#barclay star trek#xavier from xra is pretty pathetic#he likes to think he's this intelligent wanderer of infinite wisdom but he's literally just some dumbass with mommy issues#the majority of tumblr seems to really like fictional men as much as i do#we all just collectively look at them and go ''aww the skrunkly!!'' and call them our babygirl wifey husband boyfriend#it's this infatuation with fictional men who are objectively pathetic that i love so much about tumblr#pathetic fictional men my beloveds <3
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#assassin's creed#deimos#alexios#?#my art#this is completely self indulgent#cause it’s technically Desmond he is with#in an au only in my head#I love me some feral fictional men#ac odyssey
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Babygirl
Am i the only one who finds his armor so sl*tty?
Like the tiny little waist, and the sl*tty thigh armor pieces drawing perfect attention on that juicy thights.
And don't even get me started on the helmet
It looks like he is wearing a baseball cap its so cute gsjsbdi💞 with the eye vision form and the pouty little mouth💞
#like babygirl com'ere#pls i love him so much#i mean who can blame obi wan for falling for that cute orange hunk#he just looks great#women babygirlifying their favourite fictional grown ass superior warrior men like they are some kind of uwu bebys#only girls can understand#its me i'm girls#cutie patootie#star wars#star wars prequels#star wars fandom#revenge of the sith#clone wars#the clone wars#commander cody#clone battalion#212th battalion#212th attack battalion#212th#cody star wars#as always pictures not mine found on pinterest
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sobbing over the thought of mr reca calling you ‘my little starlet’ >.<
but he says it like my leetle starrrlet! 。゚(。ノωヽ。)゚。
#*throws a fit*#。゚(゚ノД`゚)゚。#i dreamt about him last night#it was a sleazy thing#in his trailer#anyway clearly i have a fucking problem#it makes me laugh too because like yeah obv he’s handsome and he’s got some white hair which is always a huge plus for me#but it makes me laugh because it’s like;;;; wow clari is that REALLY all he has to do/be??? a director/cinephile?????#yeah i guess i’m just That Easy#/super attracted to people who have the same passions as me#shrugs#oh well#could be worse!!!!!#to be fair it does seem like he has other traits i love in fictional men but yeah#the film bit clearly Got Me#girl loves film so much she loves anyone ELSE who ALSO loves film#bonus points if you’re a slightly sleazy slightly psycho old man <333#HAHAHAHA#the way griffin’s ‘baby i love you i miss you i can’t live without you’ song just came on shuffle#alright sunday i see you sit down#(the way i have this song saved to my favourites????? pathetic)#(i just love his voice so much leave me alone)#clari chatters#inky.reca
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hi guys. I really love tamlin. Like hes become one of my favorite book character’s ever, probably one of my top fictional characters over all and shhshdgshd
#tamlin#pro tamlin#hes made it to the same level as my top comfort characters#the top tier is so unserious. Tamlin ofc then miguel mf ohara spencer reid and dabi#none of those men have ever known a day of comfort in their lives yet that make me so happy and comfy#i love media i love fictional characters i love books#anyway im so eepy but im still working on my tamlin fic i NEED to see him happy even if i must do it with my own hands and imagination#giving characters who have never known a day of comort through art and writing#almost forgot to add sebastian from sdv. he has known some comfort but probably not enough#AND BEN SOLO/KYLO REN#one of my first baby girls actually
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Commission of me with my favorite guys from my otomes.
Thank you @crazycookiemaniac for your gorgeous and amazing and wonderful work on this. You have perfectly captured the handsomeness of my faves~! 💖😍🤩👏🥰💖
Since getting the completed commission, I’ve looked at it at least once per day. And it always makes me feel better. I even made it my pfp on Discord.
I love the softness of all the colors. I love the different poses and expressions for each of the guys. The flower background makes it dreamier, more romantic, and a bit playful too. I love that I can imagine pure happiness and bliss for them in this fictional moment I have with them. I love the commission and how it just makes me adore these characters even more.
To me, it is perfection~! 💖
#cookie’s art#cookie’s commissions#klaude aidric renaldi mattheus almonte#saint germain#paschalia#lucas proust#shion mayuzumi#il fado de rie#orlok#kinji#kageyuki shiraishi#also I did ask for cookie not to draw all the guys in their main/canon outfits#some of them are really complex and I didn’t want to put her through such an ordeal#if it was just one guy… but there’s 10 people depicted sooo…#simplified wardrobe!#jehcisnwwi I’m such a silly simp for these fictional men#I can’t help but fall for the ones that are pretty and troubled and tortured and sometimes pathetic#I love them all your honor#let me have my handsome harem
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Dr. Ratio type warning
#I read this in my Econ & law textbook and thought of him#He would put some type of warning similar to this in the textbooks he gives his students#They think he’s bluffing but rumor has it he did throw out a student when he was a TA so…#honkai star rail#hsr#dr ratio#dr. ratio#hsr dr ratio#veritas ratio#i love this genre of me finding stuff in my textbooks that remind me of fictional men
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Four fictional crushes
Tagged by @iamstartraveller776! Thank you!
One:
Should be a surprise to absolutely no one who has even glanced at my blog. The one and only Charles "Trip" Tucker III!
Look at him! Look at that FACE!
Though I do agree that he and T'Pol are kind of a package deal, crush wise.
Two:
John Crichton
Though he and Aeryn Sun are a package deal too, so...
Hmmm.
Three:
Folks, I'm starting to notice a pattern here.
Four:
Surely my crush on Colin Firth's Mr. Darcy isn't-
Hmmm.
So apparently I'm very into guys who are very into their ladies. We think we've all learned something here today.
#fictional crushes#tag game#love me some pretty men who gaze adoringly#trip tucker#john crichton#hoban washburne#fitzwilliam darcy
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O BTW i watched the first ep of the dungeon meshi and I RLY LIKE ITTTT ive been meaning to start the manga for yrs but never got around to it TT... trigger seems to be doing rly well w the adaptation tho from what ive heard manga readers say and well just from watching it blind myself i alr rly love it and cant wait to see more...!!!
#save me dunmeshi yuri and yaoi...#(the white women and kabru & that one eyed elf guy who always looks like hes having the worst time of his life-#cant wait to get to kabru i love his design sm hes so cute....#also very dismayed to find that i lowkey find laios(laius?) attractive... lowkey...#I BLAME MILK COOKIE.... ITS ALL BC OF MILKCOOKIE... I DIDNT CARE ABT HIMBOS BEFORE. DAMMIT#being attracted to (white)men is so embarrassing#he has a similar body type to milk + his face too... the droopy eyes...#and his personality is similar too..... except instead of dark choco cookie he fixates on eating monsters <3#honestly love that its so cute..#FARLYN IS SO FINE THO HIII🥰... UNNI- *gets bonked w a hammer*#both siblings remind me of milk cookie tbh.... laius for what i mentioned and farlyn w her rosy cheeks...#milk cookie is like if u combined them...#also senshi is so instantly likeable...#THE FOOD MADE ME HUNGRY AFFFF LIKE I WAS DROOLING#i want to draw milk cookie again....#ok i swear im not gonna simp for laius tho. hes just some guy (i do think his chara is v endearing so far)#IM JUST ADMITTING HES CUTE BC... I SWEAR I WOULDVE NEVER THOUGJT THIS BEFORE...#LIKE HES NOT MY TYPE... BEFORE THAT DAMNED COOKIE......DAMN IT#its ok theyre fictional men tho <3
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Me at the exact moment when I saw SMG3 with a suit:
Alone with my thoughts again ahahha
I’m trying to remember the exact moment when I said: “oh.. I love smg3” and I think about when I saw the wotfi 23 trailer and here we are JSJSJSJJSJS
#heart talks#smg4#quite curious my case about how I find attractive three different characters and I going to elaborate in tags why not#smg3 easily is what i find attractive in men#I mean physical. I love fat men and with facial hair#also some of his designs are so peak and even make him more attractive. I can’t explain it in what way. but it there#also it doesn’t help that I realize that I’m… find fangs attractive too. so yeah#I mean Puzzles? I find him attractive because this is exactly what I find attractive in fictional characters + oh god his voice 10/10#Axol is a curious case because. how? how do I find him attractive?#it’s his voice? his personality? maybe it’s that. but seriously I just look at this guy and say ‘oh god he is hot’ JSJSJJSJSJS#future me. if you see this. you were tired when you write this hahaha
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no i'm still mad about this. some stranger, who doesn't even follow me, demands i add something to how i post to make it easier for them. and i'm the bad guy for refusing. suddenly, i'm a toxic alpha male because i said no. like i'm supposed to be this docile little creature to make them happy. saying no, makes me aggressive.
#this is an ongoing trend in fandom#specifically queer men get harassed and pushed out#and called all sorts of things#because we refuse to bend to the will of online puritanical strangers#to make them comfortable?#god typing this out makes me feel like some kind of reddit incel#but christ man#when i think its getting better#it just gets worse#fandoms love to uwu a fictional male couple#but god forbid actual queer men have anything to say#it's felt like more of the same over and over and over again#i'm just trying to have some fun on my blog man
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does anyone have recommendations for fictional media that has like. actual lesbians in it. not like supergirl Two White Skinny Girls, One Blonde and One Brunette Kiss media, or "its implied lesbianism!!!" but just regular fucking lesbians
#i say lesbians but i guess i mean sapphic#im just like. tired of gnawing#and of men also. sorry men in my life i love you but on god if i have to pretend one more man is butch just to get#content that isnt m/m or m/f im going to turn into a horse and run into the wilderness until im saved from the glue factory by a plucky#young woman except instead of letting her have her formative summer where she trains me and bonds w me and wins a competition w me#im going to commit horse suicide in front of her & change her life forever. just because im so tired of bland CW-marketable women kissing &#digging for scraps in a refuse bin while brushing aside 7002993829292929939292929399394 gay and het romances#m text#i will also take nonfictional lesbians if its like a story#not to be whiny on main but one of the hardest hurdles i had to jump wasnt realizing i was a lesbian. i came out to myself and to friends a#lesbian multiple times. but i would always walk it back when a friend would express doubt or a male friend would ask me out#bc i dont and especially then didnt know very many lesbians in person. and so i had to turn to examples#and all i fucking had were fictional women who liked men. or fictional lesbians who were so cleaned and sanitized and prettified#(you all know what i mean right. the 2 skinny white girls one blonde one brunette. im not crazy right)#and i would be like. i dont feel things when i look at these fictional lesbians so i guess i belong back here#(this is also bc my gender ended up being fuckier than i realized but shhhhh)#I WAS GOING SOMEWHERE WITH THESE TAGS but theyre too long and im lost.#anyway the point is if people werent so fucking weird abt fictional or onscreen lesbians maybe thered be a lot more people comfortable bein#out as lesbian#like sorry but this awful ouroboros of 'all lesbians onscreen have to be cute and sanitized' meaning that people write and believe wlw has#to be cute and pure and sanitized (OR a 'badge of honor' bc good for u u doodled two women together or had it as a background in ur fic)#meaning that therefore all portrayals of lesbianism continue to be like this. is just#and im also gonna be honest theres probably a lot of good sapphic media im just in the wrong circles to have stumbled into lol. so#yknow. personal viewer bias here#but i still like swing wildly between overly brandishing my dykeness as a badge to feel like im proving im lesbian#and like. backing up under a blanket bc i dont wanna be weird or annoying or freak people out#but if people just Saw Normal Ass Lesbians. aough.#im going to watch revolutionary girl utena one of these days even if i struggled w the writing style the first few episodes#I JUST WANNA SEE AN OLD BUTCH ONSCREEN GET SOME PUSSY.#like it also doesnt help im mostly femme4butch so seeing 2 femmes on screen is like. okay cool so what. but only femmes are 'marketable'
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