#lots of stuff going on

[brofirstblog]

Moving into a new apartment wasn't easy. Especially with this one heavy-ass suitcase you were basically forced to drag up the stairs. You angrily thank the elevators for their decision to break today!

Your chest heaved as your pulled it up to the 5th floor....out of 20. You wanted to figuratively die, if you weren't already dying of exhaustion.

"Howdy, need some help?" The deep voice of a woman made you jump and turn.

A beautiful minotaur woman cocked her head as she looked down at you. Her muscles very evident from her loose tanktop and folded arms. You gulped, trying so hard to not sweat so profusely from your struggles and now... for a gorgeous new reason.

"Oh! Um, yeah, if it's not too much trouble..." you mumble, looking away and scratching the back of your neck.

"Course not! Always good to help a neighbour! What floor are you on?" She moved behind your suitcase and within 5 seconds, had your hulking suitcase over her broad shoulders with ease.

"UM!! Oh, 20th floor..." you watch in awe as she smiled and nodded, before beginning to walk up the stairs like she was carrying groceries.

"Thank you so much! I hope it's not too heavy!"

"Not a problem, this is actually similar in weight to my usual weight sets. So you're actually helping me get my work-out in today!"

Your floor is reached within half the time it took you to get to the 5th floor on your own.

"Thank you so much again..."

"Lily." She smiled, you shook her hand as you smiled back. The awkwardness as to where to go from here, with your hands still clasped made you gulp again.

"Would you...would you like a glass of water?" You ask, shyly. You really didn't want to see her go just yet and you weren't too sure how to repay her. She gave your grasped hand a squeeze before letting go.

"A glass of water sounds lovely."

Oh thank the gods she accepted.

[revenantghost]

I love the tags and thoughts u put on my posts they're very Pondering Orb

Alkajnsdlaksjdn oh man, thank you!!! I'm happy they make sense to anyone else because I sometimes I see a really good Trigun post and I just feral snarl foaming at the mouth ranting and raving because, y'know. Trigun lol. Your posts in particular are driving me insane with nuance I had no way of knowing--thank you SO MUCH for taking the time to write them out!!!

[none-ofthisnonsense]

this is going to be a big year for me

[headingalaxys-spicy]

I know I usually like to be chaotic and keep the asks open but I’m going to be closing them so I can actually write some good stuff! (May even try to get them beta read so what I write is a mash of words slapped onto a screen.)

Anyways : ask box will close 11:59pm EST Sunday July 9th, 2023 and will open in maybe 2 months or so and other content like Mating Season and Halloween, plus ‘The Save Me my Hero’ thing I’m already working on along with a project in the community as well so I hope the rest of this year is productive as hell!

⭐️Thanks for reading and all your support all ⭐️💕❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕💕❤️💕

[siiren-romqntics]

I haven’t gone on one of my rambles in days helloo

[hinamie]

oversaturate

[wojtekaneko]

That's how it went

[ciderjacks]

dwarven brew

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[inkskinned]

the thing is that they're so fascinated by sex, they love sex, they can't imagine a world without sex - they need sex to sell things, they need sex to be part of their personality, they need sex to prove their power - but they hate sex. they are disgusted by it.

sex is the only thing that holds their attention, and it is also the thing that can never be discussed directly.

you can't tell a child the normal names for parts of their body, that's sexual in nature, because the body isn't a body, it's a vessel of sex. it doesn't matter that it's been proven in studies (over and over) that kids need to know the names of their genitals; that they internalize sexual shame at a very young age and know it's 'dirty' to have a body; that it overwhelmingly protects children for them to have the correct words to communicate with. what matters is that they're sexual organs. what matters is that it freaks them out to think about kids having body parts - which only exist in the context of sex.

it's gross to talk about a period or how to check for cancer in a testicle or breast. that is nasty, illicit. there will be no pain meds for harsh medical procedures, just because they feature a cervix.

but they will put out an ad of you scantily-clad. you will sell their cars for them, because you have abs, a body. you will drip sex. you will ooze it, like a goo. like you were put on this planet to secrete wealth into their open palms.

they will hit you with that same palm. it will be disgusting that you like leather or leashes, but they will put their movie characters in leather and latex. it will be wrong of you to want sexual freedom, but they will mark their success in the number of people they bed.

they will crow that it's inappropriate for children so there will be no lessons on how to properly apply a condom, even to teens. it's teaching them the wrong things. no lessons on the diversity of sexual organ growth, none on how to obtain consent properly, none on how to recognize when you feel unsafe in your body. if you are a teenager, you have probably already been sexualized at some point in your life. you will have seen someone also-your-age who is splashed across a tv screen or a magazine or married to someone three times your age. you will watch people pull their hair into pigtails so they look like you. so that they can be sexy because of youth. one of the most common pornography searches involves newly-18 young women. girls. the words "barely legal," a hiss of glass sand over your skin.

barely legal. there are bills in place that will not allow people to feel safe in their own bodies. there are people working so hard to punish any person for having sex in a way that isn't god-fearing and submissive. heteronormative. the sex has to be at their feet, on your knees, your eyes wet. when was the first time you saw another person crying in pornography and thought - okay but for real. she looks super unhappy. later, when you are unhappy, you will close your eyes and ignore the feeling and act the role you have been taught to keep playing. they will punish the sex workers, remove the places they can practice their trade safely. they will then make casual jokes about how they sexually harass their nanny.

and they love sex but they hate that you're having sex. you need to have their ornamental, perfunctory, dispassionate sex. so you can't kiss your girlfriend in the bible belt because it is gross to have sex with someone of the same gender. so you can't get your tubes tied in new england because you might change your mind. so you can't admit you were sexually assaulted because real men don't get hurt, you should be grateful. you cannot handle your own body, you cannot handle the risks involved, let other people decide that for you. you aren't ready yet.

but they need you to have sex because you need to have kids. at 15, you are old enough to parent. you are not old enough to hear the word fuck too many times on television.

they are horrified by sex and they never stop talking about it, thinking about it, making everything unnecessarily preverted. the saying - a thief thinks everyone steals. they stand up at their podiums and they look out at the crowd and they sign a bill into place that makes sexwork even more unsafe and they stand up and smile and sign a bill that makes gender-affirming care illegal and they get up and they shrug their shoulders and write don't say gay and they get up, and they make the world about sex, but this horrible, plastic vision of it that they have. this wretched, emotionless thing that holds so much weight it's staggering. they put their whole spine behind it and they push and they say it's normal!

this horrible world they live in. disgusted and also obsessed.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Gregory has it best out of the new FNAF protagonists..

[fumifooms]

Omg guys he just genuinely likes bugs and mollusks and critters 😭💘💔 Forced to noble when he just wanna crouch and watch things skitter in the dirt…

[billpottsismygf]

Doctor Who: The Impossible Planet & The Satan Pit / The Legend of Ruby Sunday

[bixels]

I watched Starship Troopers tonight.

[soulsilvers]

"psh, have fun in the grass getting your goody two-shoes bottom bit by bugs while i have a league to conquer"

[nikkisticki]

RULE

[bacchuschucklefuck]

class swap design masterpost for convenience (from top to bottom: bard!riz, cleric!gorgug, sorcerer!kristen, barbarian!fig, artificer!adaine, and rogue!fabian)