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[badolmen]

I’m having a normal one.

[popppyfur]

...Im having thoughts and i need a 2nd opinion.

How long ago do we reckon trolls were caught/eaten/found by bergens? (relative to the great escape for simplicity)

lemme walk you through my thoughts...

we dont know how the tunnels got there, did the trolls dig them? or something else? or were they always there?

When did Peppy decide to use the tunnels? when were they discovered?

How many trolls did the bergens eat. surely at first they must have bean eating HEAPS of trolls daily before realised that they would run out. how long was it until then?

It had to have been long enough that they would have then decided to make trollstice (help cant spell) a yearly tradtion. could it at first have been monthly?

We dont know how many pop trolls there were at first. have their number gone down? by how much? since more being eaten means less babies.

How many queens/kings were at the troll tree? Just peppy? his parents? But that raises the question of wether or not any of the escaped trolls remember a time before the bergens.

-- A brand new, different anon.

GOD you reminded me of when i eventually realized how massively fucked the pop trolls were pre 1st movie. i remember trying to read everything i could that talked about it and staying up til 4 am to do it because holy hell they were being eaten on a yearly basis. IM HOLDING UR HAND AND SHAKING IT REALLY HARD. and im gonna answer this as jumbled as i can bc. its me. the professional yapper.

on that note ! all under read more to spare everyones dashboards

also, i havent really gone through actual specific numbers, my brains just settled on some vague decision that the pop trolls dont pass the hundreds, or five hundreds. that is to say, poppy would probably still try to know everyone by name just bc she would lol. so i hope you guys can just make up imaginary numbers of years too !!

we dont know how the tunnels got there, did the trolls dig them? or something else? or were they always there? When did Peppy decide to use the tunnels? when were they discovered?

ive always kinda assumed that the pop trolls dug it themselves! they knew about it long enough that they bothered to leave behind decoys of themselves after all. im assuming its a part of a long, long long list of attempts to escape, and they finished digging just a bit before the last trollstice. peppy wasnt gonna risk losing any more, especially since poppy herself was gonna be given to gristle

How many trolls did the bergens eat. surely at first they must have bean eating HEAPS of trolls daily before realised that they would run out. how long was it until then? It had to have been long enough that they would have then decided to make trollstice (help cant spell) a yearly tradtion. could it at first have been monthly? We dont know how many pop trolls there were at first. have their number gone down? by how much? since more being eaten means less babies.

i lost the damn reddit post so im gonna make my own screenshot instead LOL

from left to right, classical, techno, pop, funk, country, and the red blob under them; rock with a mix of other trolls

so like. THIS FUCKING DEVASTATED MEEEEEEEEEEEE. assuming theres more classical trolls just off screen, the visible sheer difference in numbers from the pop trolls in comparison to the other tribes (FUNK IS AN OUTLIER HUMOR ME) just. genuinely left me a bit speechless.

and if you go back to the first movie and remember that the entirety of their village fit in branch's bunker not to mention the DAMN POT? it just. really puts itself into perspective. bc that stage was still relatively big, but the pot. the fucking pot. the entirety of pop village

ALL of them. in THERE? isnt that crazy? we can say that some escaped, sure. but just the fact that they couldve gotten wiped out just like that is so. messed up to me man ToT

i dont remember which fic i read it from anymore, but there was a line going how the pops initially outnumbered the other tribes and thats how they were ever able to threaten actually overtaking everyone. and like. YEAH SURE. fuck me up even more like that why dont ya!!!!!

so suffice to say, pop troll population not doing so hot! and all your thoughts is just one domino falling after another. you piece together the pieces and ultimately just ending up with one undeniable answer. they got eaten. simple as that.

How many queens/kings were at the troll tree? Just peppy? his parents? But that raises the question of wether or not any of the escaped trolls remember a time before the bergens.

and ur first question, putting them together for one last godawfully long ramble :]

How long ago do we reckon trolls were caught/eaten/found by bergens? (relative to the great escape for simplicity)

the fact that world tour makes it a point to say that only peppy ever knew of the other tribes makes me lean more onto the assumption that its been... a while? but also like. no one's ever mentioned viva? no one remembers the princess who was old enough to fight bergens and mention that to poppy??? whos to say these guys arent just repressing everything as they always do????????? [ITS HARD TO ARGUE SPECULATIONS HERE BC they had to make plot for the movies to make sense!!! its why it feels so mean to me to just blame everything on peppy LMAO. even if that is the easiest way to make sense of it. I WANT NUANCE DAMMIT]

so for the sake of it. i like to think that theyve been under the bergens' capture long enough that everyone outside of the royal family forgot about the time that they were even free from the bergens. long enough that the royal family could rewrite the scrapbooks to make it seem like it wasnt their fault. that it never was. whether to spare themselves the blame, selfish deniability, or just. give up the hope that there was a single minuscule possibility to have help from the outside.

i said before that i headcanonned peppy holding resentment for them in the belief that no one could ever bother to just check. and thats part of the reason why he doesnt even want to attempt getting to know them, since it probably felt like no one EVER cared except for themselves.

again. im sorry that i dont have a specific number for you though ToT the most i can say is that: its long enough that they forgot.

POST ANSWER ASK RAMBLEEEE

heres a fic that made me ugly cry about this! i think it gives really good answers to your questions!!!!!!! and though it doesnt completely fit with whats 'canon' (when has anything ever) its such a horrifying and deliciously good outlook on how the bergens affected the pop trolls as a whole! cant recommend it enough!! please leave the author kudos and love especially if this is your type of jam!!!

more than anything. the realization of how hard the pop trolls' lives mustve even been prior to the first movie made me have so much fucking love for them even more?? T_T even if it is unhealthy to an outside perspective, they tried to stay positive, and they got through all those yearly eatings thanks to it, no wonder they try to stay within that mindset even after everything. sometimes i wonder if they felt like its all they had

[bodiesinourcellar]

all done with your loserfail surgery

[burningcomputerpersona]

holy fuck guess who just jumpscared by their firefox browser confirming if i want to close all 423 tabs

[emdotcom]

I have a wild, new, & bold suggestion for a tumblr feature:

When a tag is recommended or trending. & It previews some posts IN that tag, (showing you thumbnails of art, for instance,) then maybe.

Clicking on that post. Should show you that fucking post.

[ardate]

Kissing pirates on the mouth fr. Thank you random person who still held onto a 2012 CS6 Master Collection Keygen for over a decade and kept seeding for it, coming through in my time of need.

The importance of holding onto ancient torrents and keeping em seeded cannot be overstated. This was the only still functional link I could find.

[ghostbeam]

Need everyone to know that today I accidentally closed all of my old tabs out and have already opened 27 new ones

[lapinneok]

always love more dh song recs if youve got them but also are there any dh fics you'd personally recommend <3 ive been scouting and finding good well-characterized ones is an ordeal unfortunately

SONGS! these are the old ones from my sideblog: - girl with one eye by florence + the machine is about billie and delilah (they change places depending on my mood) - worms (re-edit) by aliceband billie. im going. insane. this is too personal 2 me.

i don't read that much fics (its hard for me to read in general tbh. embarrassing) but here's five i really like:

come hell or high water - emily & billie talk! their dialogue is executed here perfectly, im in love. also it was a dhgift for me, how can i not recommend it? 10/10

The Contract - THE CONTRACT

the ghosts of the hound pits pub - billie/cecelia fic. honestly i haven't yet fully read it because i need to take breaks to scream (/pos). love me a good written rarepair.

your reward's in the sweet by and by - LOVED the idea. this fic is what inspired me to make the billie mimir au.

Witches, Bitches, and Pulling Out Stitches - emily/billie after the events of dh2. it's lighthearted (/pos) imo, i found the story captivating. this fic touches upon the fate of the witches after the delilah's coven is gone. pretty sure it has other fics related to it's plot, but i haven't read those yet (but afaik the plot goes wild in a good way).

as always song and fic recs are appreciated! <3

[melhekhelmurkun]

I have a problem with longfics in which I will dive headfirst into them and read so fucking quickly, but then I’ll lose motivation 3/4ths of the way through (and it’s very very rarely a fault of the writing itself, I’ve experienced this with more longfics than I can count) and switch to something else and then never come back to the original one and it’s so sad 😞

And if I do end up coming back, I have another problem where I can’t pick up a fic right where I left off unless I remember it really really well. I HAVE to reread the whole thing… and then I end up quitting right around the same place I quit before anyways

[gaybuckybarnesss]

😩

[kingspuppet]

I really shouldn't be allowed to look at/read Goro centric things because my tabs look like this and my drafts are mostly fan art. I may have a problem.

[ithrowshoesatconservatives]

holding myself back from making an ebay account because i know that the moment i buy my first vintage drink coaster or postcard i will not be able to stop myself from blowing all my money on useless kitsch

[wern]

oh my god that google doc story is terrifying blease give libreoffice a try 😭 it's free

omg i will. i think i used it once and it was like a whole new world. then i probably lost the tab somewhere in my alexandria's library of open browser tabs and never remembered it existed because adhd

[mads-is-tired]

aaaa!! i just realised they put back pfps on posts on desktop!!!! and that pirate is gone too

[dbphantom]

Thought process: wow I have so many tabs open on my Firefox what the hell was I do-

Carry on.

[fella-lovin-fella]

i accidentally closed a tab with a beautiful painting and i cant find it again. why does it feel like my heart is being ripped out of my chest