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⁺ ⛧ ﹒ jurgen leitner ? — ˚ 🕯️ ⌢
“ stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner god damn fool book collecting , dust eating , rat old bastard , shithead , idiot , avatar of the whore - ”
><﹐six , sixxol , sol , uc , cryptid , loop﹐🦇
🕯️﹐any / all + 17 + aroaceapl + abro ﹐★
﹑likes - tma , homestuck , lego monkie kid , persona series , drawing , figure skating , fanfiction﹒⟡﹒⤿
⛧ ﹔🥀﹒dislikes - bigots , wasps , needles﹐ıllı
!About you/info - pls save me from the self - inflicted suffering that is called “ drawing my characters reference sheet “﹒🪦
” - biggest clown in the circus , laughed out of town , cowboy motherfucking jurgen leitner ”
#intro post#tags are stupid#stop pinning me when i talk about jurgen leitner i hate him so much why does he have so many fucked up books ?#why did he decide to fuck around and find out just to set them loose#is he dead is he a bastard man has such a visceral affect on me not even in the room never seen this mans face and i know he has the worlds#shittiest beard get away from me#if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgen leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent#back down#if i have to deal with jurgen leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my#bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the purpose of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned#or alive#i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy#he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version#ill go ham#better have had a book make him kill a man because if he didnt im going to make him#paypal dot com slash i fucking hate jurgen leitner#episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be in his library and i fuckibg lost it#where the fuck is jurgen leinter if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt#crusty old man#ill punch leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until#all thats left is one final book he kept on him simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish#im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point#i hope theres a date given for when jurgen died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone#every day once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books#holy fuck i just hand typed the entire leitner rant /srs#thank you for coming to my ted talk
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Yall can put whatever you want in the snowglobe lmao (it's transparent), I am too tired to do the original idea so here's the Blorbo
#isat#in stars and time#isat siffrin#isat spoilers#isat fanart#Look originally I was gonna put the party in the globe for Siffrin to look at but I HAVE BEEN WORKING FOR HOURS. HAVE THIS#My WIP snowglobe picture was maidfrin by siffwinning btw#I also put a pineapple picture in there#But im done so go ham yall#Also if yall can guess what all the constellations are and who they represent maybe Ill draw a small fanart for you OwO
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would you believe me if i told you i had to redraw zack like 3 times
Sephiroth | Genesis | Angeal | Zack | Aerith | Tifa
#biohazards art#the kin bullshit#okay to reblog 👍#ffvii#ff7#zack fair#cloud strife#zakkura#i had to bust out the 3d model#i had to honestly keep myself from going ham bc these do kinda have a theme#and i have ideas for aerith and tifa that follow said theme#so zack not following it would be on brand but like i Gotta#maybe someday ill do the ideas i had when making this
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we're now 8 episodes away from finishing ooo and the drama is more heated than ever
#i hope everyone knows that dril tweet or im gonna look insane here#its become permenantly lodged in me and didis vocabulary this month#hope its clear enough that thats hina and not a genderbend#anyway ill miss date but im glad goto is getting his moment in the spotlight#really enjoyed him going ham on the greeds when he thought date had beefed it#ankh voice He's worse than the other one#kamen rider ooo#shintaro goto#akira date#hina izumi#eiji hino#ankh kamen rider#ankh#post tag#art tag#long post
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Does it bother you knowing your followers get off to you?
It only comes as a surprise, because I don't see myself as desirable in any way really.
#i know people will give me grief but nobody knows what i have been through#i dont ask for empathy on this just maybe understanding that im not fishing for anything#sharing my body has more to do with vulnerability than exhibitionism and i get that it's confusing but its just me#i guess its not for anyone to understand#that being sad#cumming is incredible and i think everyone and any one should be going ham on that when they can#cumming is one of our few joys lol#ill never believe i can help facilitate it but i love that people are cumming in general#orgasms are good lol#sorry i know this was a bad answer but it was from my heart#asks#i meant that being said no way i can fix that now sorry
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Started watching green eggs and ham the second serving with my family 3 days ago and got this stupid idea. It's not even pride month anymore
#green eggs and ham#sam i am#guy am i#fanart#green eggs and ham the second serving#dr suess#digital drawing#i drew this on my phone#why is guy so hard to draw?? sam was so easy#shoutout to pixel brush#pride month#its pride month you know what that means#chickeraffe#i need to pee#so im going to post this and go pee#or else ill get 100 kidney stones#all at once#thats how they work#trust me#character art#art#digital illustration#digital painting#digital art
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I got this ask and I liked it so much that I blacked out and drew this. Truly an enlightened opinion
#I also did not mean to go this ham but it ended up being a really good body type reference so i just went with it haha#hopefully people enjoy the drawing itself besides the joke also#anyway enjoy :]#windyart#ask#anon#yeah aight#talas#hades#cf#cf art#i love eelce ouhhhhhh (mental illness jpg)
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[ PART 1/2 ]
TF:RID ‘15: Starscream’s Return
Starstreak is the “clone” of Starscream, and is designated as the Second-in-Command. Thus, has to be proactive in the execution of his really shitty plans.
After the capture of the wrong Minicons, Starstreak performs an “Performance Assessment” on the hired bounty hunters - which is not the thing you should do when dealing with Decepticon Bounty Hunters.
Luckily, for once, Starscream steps in to preserve his loyal Second-in-Command from physical maltreatment. (That’s his job.) However, he will question Starstreak’s sudden shellshock later...
[ More info on Starstreak with be right here <3 ]
#is this how i introduce my boy#im a bad parent#also i spent so much time on the coloring of this fdjfjla#i was going HAM#star has a dark ass ship#tf rid 2015#finished up Starscreams season in the show#so ill be doing more with starstreak during those episoes <3#this comic is so fdklfjas it was meant to be a funny gag but#oh no i got serious LOL#gotta make a good impression for the boy#he will be free soon#love him#starstreak#starscream#tf oc#transformers oc#comic#screenhots#fake screenshots#digital art#maccadam
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A commission for the wonderful @othwyn of Shadowheart and his Tav! A pleasure to work on and thank you for commissioning me:))
Full pic can be viewed here lol
#tw blood#these days every piece i make i go more andmore ham on the coloring. 46 LAYERS.........#ngl it didnt have to be i just like modularity#commission#shadowheart#shadowheart x tav#its a shared dream btw hence the level of Violence#bg3#bg3 commissions#you guys may not know this bc most of it is wips in dms but drawing shad naked is becoming second nature to me#one more bg3 commish n then ill maybe finish and post some of that<3
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@fanofthelamb the polar opposites of our narilamb ships "i thought we were bros, but now we are just homies" and "don't kill yourself ahaha you're so sexy" cracks me up
Anyway the dilf is sick, he is nasty, he needs some medicines and soups
#but we find middle ground of “married Narinder to embarrass him”#ran with it in different directions#exhibitionist looking ass with some crappy soup#vs hermit to the public eye trying to be seduced by a vanilla#somewhere in the middle of that is a well balanced relationship lmaoo#im realizing i have no idea how to make silly sketches 😭 i go too ham every time#this is a foreign language to me#dont worry ill get better for you fotl
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did u guys know that if u skip dinner you end up really really hungry before going to bed....why is nobody talking about dis
#a doodley#im a serial dinner skipper due to how i grew up#or like. idk how people have Meals for dinner...dinner is like. a ham sandwich or a stovetop ramen or a ham egg taco#or nothing of course...or just a cup of chocolate milk#wondering if ill be dinnerpilled one day#anyway i have to go to sleep before i get hungrierrrr i need tomorrow to come faster so itll be lunchtime#its good bc it motivates me to go to sleep and also gives me smthng to look forward to <- the cope
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guess who got so brainrotted over jaiden animations that they finished their first animatic
#she is just so!!!!#i heard this song and went insane immediately#it says in the title but it's 'i want to meet the devil (voice memo)' by molly frances btw#such a jaiden song holy shit#i didn't include the whole thing because i wanted something short that id actually finish#excpecting yknow maybe 30 seconds#but no a full minute B) and then i spent like four hours trying to figure out how to do a gradient colour shift via Math and then#learning that my data was wrong#so i was once again cursed for trying to do things the silly funny hard way#it still worked tho so here i am victorious#qsmp#jaiden animations#q!jaiden#qsmp jaiden#but no yeah. yeah. jaiden.#i will forever be thinking about her 'what am i going to do?' scream at the sunset#and then the 'ill figure it out'#and the 'would you kill someone to save bobby?' 'i'd do anything'#and living in a house of memories and bringing people that trust *her* there and jksadfhlsjdhlakjsdfhksadjf#she doesn't bring her friends there she brings people who she's friends to do you get me#once again i go ham in the tags but please understand#~*Her*~#woo hoo new medium new tag :D#shape animates#shape draws
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I tell myself I'm okay mentally but then I remember I'm a fan of pretty blood, I have a pretty blood oc, AND my favorite character is Eluca.
#The mental illnesses go ham#Gore goes ham but FUCK NO if that shit is my family#Yeah I can handle horror (I COULD NOT WATCH THAT SCENE WHERE THE PENGUIN TORTURES ELUCA MAN)#I forgot the penguin name#Pretty blood#Pretty blood Eluca#Pretty blood oc
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Juwgen weitnew? stupid idiot mothewfucking juwgein weitnew god damn foow book cowwecting dust eating wat owd bastawd shithead idiot avataw of the whowe biggest cwown in the ciwcus waughed out of town cowboy mothewfucking juwgein weitnew
stowp pinning me whewn i tawk abouwt juwgein weitenew i hate him so much why does he have so many fucked up books why did he decide tuwu fuck awound awnd find out juwst set thewm woose iws he dead iws he a bastawd man has such a viscewaw affect own me nowt even in the woom nevew seen thiws mans face awnd i know he has the wowwds shittiest beawd get away fwom me
if i wanted tuwu get intwo heaven awnd god said juwgein weitnews waiting inside i wouwd piss own gods feet fow the sowe puwpose of getting sent bawck down
if i have tuwu deaw with juwgein weitnew speaking owne wowd in pewson own voice in podcast nowt onwy wiww i cwose the tab i wiww dewete my bookmawk out of spite awnd have tuwu wewatch the entiwe sewies again fow the expewience of being abwe tuwu skip aww the times whewn he iws mentioned ow awive
i dont even know why i hate him so much. he cowwects books but i am juwst mad because i am angy
he bettew have sowme fucked up backstowy tuwu expwain thiws if hes juwst sowme wich shithead whos a fan of cweepypasta awnd wanted the iww vewsion iww gow ham
bettew have had a book make him kiww a man cuz if he didnt im going tuwu make him
paypaw.com/ifuckinghatejuwgeinweitnew
episodes nowt even abouwt him. vaguewy mentioned whawt iws supposed tuwu maybe be hiws wibwawy awnd i wost iwt
whewe the fuck iws juwgein weitnew if hes stiww awive im going tuwu so deepwy wish he wasnt
cwusty owd man
iww punch weitnew awnd hiws sad fwaiw owd man twig bones wiww simpwy fwake apawt undew my epic huge meat fist awnd he wiww disintegwate untiw aww thats weft iws owne finaw book he kept own him at aww times simpwy titwed now uwu fucked up
I’m sorry I HAD too
#Yes I did make this actually#worlds most smullosk coded post ever#…..#DUM IDIOT MAMMA JÄVLA JURGEN LEITNER JÄVLA DÅRBOK SAMLA DAMM ÄTA RÅTTA GAMMAL JÄVLA SKIT HUVUD IDIOT AVATAR AV HOREN#CIRKUS STÖRSTA CLOWN SKRATTADE UT UR STAN COWBOY MAMMA JÄVLA JURGEN LEITNER#SLUTA SNÄLLA MIG NÄR JAG PRAKAAR OM JURGEN LEITNER JAG HATAR HONOM SÅ MYCKET VARFÖR HAR HAN#SÅ MÅNGA JÄVLA BÖCKER VARFÖR BESTÄMDE HAN ATT JÄVLAS OCH TA REDA PÅ DET#BARA SLÄPP DEM ÄR HAN DÖD ÄR HAN EN JÄVLIG MAN HAR EN SÅ VISCERAL PÅVERKAN PÅ MIG INTE ENS I RUMMET HAR ALDRIG SETT DENNA MANS ANSIKTE OCH#JAG VET ATT HAN HAR VÄRLDENS SKÄVIGSTE SKÄGG KOM BORT FRÅN MIG#om jag ville komma in i himlen och gud sa att jurgen leitners väntade där inne skulle jag pissa på guds#fötter i det enda syftet att bli skickad ner igen.#jag måste ta itu med att jurgein leitner pratar ett ord personligen på röst i podcast#inte bara kommer jag att stänga fliken#jag kommer att radera mitt bokmärke på otrohet och måste se om hela serien igen för upplevelsen av#att kunna hoppa över alla gånger när han nämns eller lever#Jag vet inte ens varför jag hatar honom så mycket. han samlar på böcker men jag är bara arg för att jag är angy#det är bäst att han har en jävla bakgrundshistoria för att förklara detta om han bara är en rik skithuvud som är ett#fan av creepypasta och ville ha den irl-versionen ill go ham#BÄTTRE har haft en bok att få honom att döda en man för om han inte kommer att göra honom#paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitner#avsnitt inte ens om honom. nämnde vagt vad som kanske skulle vara hans bibliotek och jag förlorade det#var fan är jurgein leitner om han fortfarande lever#jag kommer så djupt önska att han inte var#knaprig gubbe#ill punch leitner och hans sorgliga sköra gubbkvistben kommer helt enkelt att flaga sönder under min episka enorma köttnäve och han#kommer att sönderfalla tills allt som återstår är en sista bok som han alltid höll om honom med enbart titeln#“Now You Fucked Up” på gammal jiddisch……#Jag andas inte och hyperventilerar just nu#Jag hoppas att det finns ett datum för när jurgen dog eller#kommer att dö så att jag kan göra det till en påminnelse på min telefon
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Tagged by @haahka to make a poll of my fav characters and let y’all pick which is most my vibe. Thanks for the tag!!!
Y’all have a week to decide bcs I like longer polls.
I’m not gonna tag anyone but if anyone wants to participate feel free to blame me!
#tag game#poll#about the weirdo who runs this blog#hi my birb friend!!!#you don’t get pics this time I’m tired#feel free to reblog idc#ill schedule this to reblog a couple times before the time is up too bcs i can#yes there are 2 my hero options. you got my fav villain and hero.#fun fact I actually have a Kirby tattoo. he’s a zombie. I got him for Friday the 13th#I decided I need a scrump tattoo like 2 days ago so that’s happening eventually#you got 10 characters bcs I couldn’t think of more.#have fun. go ham.
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#spending so much time doing house stuff when i have dpwntime all i can do is snooze#the landlord replaced the fuckd up laundry machines tho! we have these fancy ones now tht sing annoyig songs when th clothes r done#gonna start painting soon and then im gonna be reattaching the cabinetry in the kitchen bc its all fuckd up#frank.txt#u know despite how rough things are i AM hapy w this place . its so cozy and VERY quiet . and my abuser doesnt know where i live anymore#which is gr8 ! i can go outside and im less likely to deal w irl stalking again. still an agoraphobe bc stalking scary as hell BUT#At least im an agoraphobe in a cozy house that is far away from my prev place so its also safer#mental illness and seasonal depression and ptsd stuff kinda make this month scary for me BUT#its ok. its esp ok bc im making ham on xmas. literally all is well when i can make a big meal and watch ppl eat my food#downsides of this house - well ttoday i saw a stinkbug in the oven:(
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